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00:00Previously on Dragula Welcome Lost Souls to our cursed ghost town.
00:25Tonight, we've condemned our remaining drag monsters to summon ghastly new looks and characters.
00:30Sigourney, I just wanted to check. Are we okay?
00:33No, my feelings are still hurt.
00:35Congrats on showing up for episode five. Glad you're finally here.
00:38JK is trying to fight me because I've been safe too much, and for some reason, that's a problem.
00:44I think that insecurities are acting out.
00:48You know, I know who I want to be standing at the top with me.
00:51And who you want to play.
00:53Whoever makes sense in the moment.
00:54If they're all focused on the wrong fucking things, I can basically do whatever the fuck I want over here,
01:01and then get to the finale and really fuck some shit up.
01:03And the winner is Abora and Sigourney.
01:07Blackberry and Cynthia, you are both up for extermination.
01:12Sigourney did four exterminations and made a finale.
01:15Let's remember, this is a competition. It is comparative. Blackberry's gonna stay.
01:19She's got a better track record.
01:21This is one of the scariest moments of my fucking life.
01:24I'm not going anywhere.
01:26Not today.
01:26Not tonight.
01:27Not tonight.
01:29The Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Cabaret, Evita.
01:45All legendary stage spectacles that have entertained audiences for decades.
01:51But none of them hold a flickering fishneck-clad candle to the musical masterpiece of season six's Rat House vs. the Snake Man.
02:00It truly brought the audience to their knees.
02:04It was our first full-blown stage musical.
02:09And while the episode made millions for us, some of you squealed, complained, and even had the audacity to throw tomatoes at our darling little production.
02:20And that was your first mistake, ugly.
02:23Because if there's one thing you can count on, it's this.
02:26If we get the chance to torture you, we'll do it with ghastly glee.
02:33But we're getting ahead of ourselves.
02:35We don't want to ruin the surprise, so...
02:37Slip into something slinky.
02:40Grab your garter belt and your poils.
02:43Because tonight's performance will leave you shivering with antissa.
02:49Say it. Say it.
02:53Patient.
02:53Drag.
03:02Film.
03:04Horror.
03:06Glamour.
03:08Dragula.
03:10She's a killer.
03:12Queen.
03:13Dragula.
03:15She'll make you.
03:17Scream.
03:18Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag, dragula.
03:22The winner of the Goulet Brothers' Dragula Titans will headline the upcoming Dragula World Tour, receive a $100,000 grand prize, courtesy of us.
03:32And the title of Dragula, the title of Dragula, the world's next drag supermoder.
03:41Dragula.
04:12Good morning.
04:14It's a new day.
04:17So what horrors await us today?
04:19Oh, just seeing who comes back.
04:21I don't think we can go wrong here.
04:22I mean, both are talented.
04:24Both are friendly.
04:25I really, really think that my sister Cynthia went home.
04:30I don't know.
04:31It just kind of makes sense with the way things have been going,
04:33but you never really know.
04:35Cynthia's been in the bottom twice,
04:37but Blackberry had two weeks in a row of, like,
04:40a major malfunctioning prop that affected her look.
04:43And it seemed to shake her really badly, too.
04:45Yes. Absolutely.
04:46Yeah, it did.
04:47I've never seen her that insecure.
04:48She's definitely the kind of person who does drag really well,
04:51so once it doesn't go the way that she planned it,
04:54I saw it click very quickly, and she was like, oh, shit.
04:57Yeah.
04:58I don't know if Blackberry's been slipping a little bit.
05:01I feel like she's been kind of all over, like, up and down.
05:04I've seen really, really great things,
05:06and then I've seen some things that are questionable.
05:09I've heard through the grapevine that consistency wins the patch,
05:12so I don't think two malfunctioning props are going to get in her way
05:17because she deserves it.
05:19Out the way!
05:20Oh!
05:21The doll is here!
05:22Oh!
05:23I knew it!
05:24Look at that, yes, yes!
05:26No!
05:27Gag boots.
05:30Now, I'm super, super happy to see my sister.
05:33I'm glad she's still here,
05:35but I really thought this was the time that she was going to stay in the ground.
05:39She won't die. She really won't.
05:41Bitch, I'm back, and I am not going to be stopped.
05:44Nobody can stop me at this point, bitch. Nobody.
05:47The snakes have spoken.
05:51You know, Blackberry did have a win,
05:53but the thing was, was she was showing progression,
05:56and I have been showing progression,
05:59and track record, it doesn't matter.
06:02I wouldn't say it doesn't mean shit, but...
06:03Not a single one of us should be comfortable.
06:04Definitely moving forward, like...
06:06It's what you do in that week.
06:08Absolutely. We're getting too close to be like,
06:10well, you had a great run.
06:12You know, you gotta win week one, or you gotta win...
06:14Yeah, and Blackberry didn't even have half of an outfit the other week.
06:17So, like, what?
06:19Whoa.
06:20I really don't think that this show should be based on track record.
06:25And that's coming from me, who has an excellent one this time.
06:29I do believe that if you do good work,
06:32you should be allowed to continue.
06:34I am very excited to see you back.
06:36I will say I am absolutely gagged.
06:39I am truly gagged, and it's sad to see her go.
06:43I showed her the door.
06:46I'm surprised, but I'm very, very happy.
06:50But it is absolutely time for sister to put up or shut up.
06:53How are the snakes? Tell me, the snakes, tell me!
06:56No, okay, so, being in the coffin tied up,
06:59that part wasn't bad.
07:00It was when the snakes started like...
07:02Wait, tied up? They tied you up?
07:04They tied me up. I said, okay, here we go.
07:07Got a lot of kindness with that.
07:08But then they bring in small snakes, which were still big.
07:12And then they bring even bigger snakes in.
07:14And then they bring a big, huge snake on me.
07:17And then I was like, are they about to put Dahlia in this casket with me, bitch?
07:21Shut up.
07:22I was nervous.
07:23And I will say it is one of my biggest fears.
07:27I was not, I wasn't having it.
07:30Bitch, I am a warm body.
07:32These snakes were gripping to me as if I was going to be their lord and savior.
07:36I just, like, don't like big snakes.
07:38Leave that shit to Florida.
07:40I don't think my anaconda don't want none.
07:42I'm happy you're here, but it doesn't mean it hurts any more to lose,
07:46to lose our first season five sister.
07:48Oh, get used to it.
07:49Oh.
07:50I think season four has had its time.
07:52But what were you going to say, Cynthia?
07:54At the top?
07:55I was going to say, like, it could be anybody's game at this point.
07:59Or anyone's end.
08:00Currently, Sig and JK are fucking terrible.
08:05And I'm living.
08:07I wouldn't say that it's heated up because of me.
08:09I would say that it's continued because of me.
08:11Because they probably could have worked this out at some point.
08:14But I didn't allow them to really talk.
08:17I just kept them pissed off at each other.
08:19So.
08:20So, Garnier, thank you for a beautiful gown.
08:24I think it is your time potentially next.
08:27Because I've seen high conceptual thoughts from every single person here.
08:31And I think coasting on the pretty gowns is not going to be enough.
08:35Hmm.
08:36Hmm.
08:37Interesting.
08:38And that is how I feel.
08:39I guess you'll be feeling that on your way home.
08:41I'm not the next to go.
08:42There's no way.
08:43There's no way.
08:44I'm supposed to be here.
08:46This is...
08:47This is meant for me.
08:49Let's not forget that I'm the one that has been dealt every single curse.
08:56And yet, I am still here.
08:58Every single curse?
08:59Show determination and strength.
09:00I think I was the only one that cursed you.
09:02And Eva put me down to bottom episode one?
09:05Wasn't a curse. It was a vote. So you've got one curse.
09:08Oh, okay.
09:09Do I think Sigourney Beaver is playing the victim?
09:12Why?
09:13Yes, I do.
09:14All season fucking long.
09:19I said exactly what I thought.
09:20And that's...
09:21Yeah.
09:22And that's that.
09:23And then it was the, guess you're going home quip for the 40th time.
09:26Sig, I do think that you do say a lot of things.
09:29Like, well, your funeral.
09:30Well, it's your time next.
09:32It's like, I mean, we don't know how this is going to go.
09:34No, we don't know how this is going to go.
09:36So it could be anyone.
09:37I have better things to do than smash my head into a wall.
09:39Are you sure?
09:44Here we go!
09:46Here we go!
09:47Take me away!
10:01It's just a jump to the left.
10:03Ugly.
10:04And then straight into the grave.
10:06What the...
10:08This week, we're resurrecting a challenge that the fans hated.
10:11And that will push your performance abilities to their final gasping limit.
10:16You'll all be starring in a scene from the Belay Brothers Horror Picture Show.
10:20What was hated?
10:22Our twisted tribute to the midnight movie that warped a million minds.
10:28That means acting, twirling, swirling, singing, and dancing.
10:33Just raw, exposed talent.
10:35Or complete bloody disaster.
10:38Each of you will take on a role in our original musical number.
10:43And it's up to you to breathe unholy life into it.
10:48We want eerie elegance, theatrical depravity, and performances that could raise the dead.
10:53Or at least get them to throw popcorn at the screen.
10:56Yeah!
10:57So learn your lines, hit your marks, and for hell's sake, stay in peace.
11:03Oh my god!
11:06It's time to take the stage.
11:09Let's see if you're ready for your big scream debut.
11:15Let's fucking go!
11:16Oh my god!
11:18Are you kidding?
11:19Bitch!
11:20It's a thing in college!
11:21Oh my god!
11:22Darling!
11:23My look for the Boulay Brothers Horror Picture Show is inspired by different elements from the original film.
11:40There's spacey, retro vibes mixed in with this clown custom character that I made.
11:47And I have a plan to sort of deconstruct the look a little bit for the musical part of the challenge.
11:53So, technically, they're getting kind of two looks.
11:56I've been doing musicals since I was 10 years old, on and off.
12:00And drag was kind of like my replacement for theater.
12:03And getting to sing on the Dragula stage and to get to play another character this season is just another reason to be so excited.
12:12So, I'm, yeah, I'm pumped.
12:15My group look, my inspiration was something very cutesy, very innocent-y, very like half up, half down ponytail.
12:24You know, something fun and flirty, but still conservative.
12:28And this look is for the individual floor show, which is separate from the performance.
12:35I'm trying to do something sassy and unique, but recognizable.
12:40And, of course, there's a balla.
12:43Hopefully, if this turns out right.
12:47I want to make it very clear that it's Rocky Horror.
12:50So, I'm going to do something that's a la Frankenfurter.
12:53That's a safe concept that can be executed very well.
12:57My inspiration this week is a mad scientist.
13:01A lot of body modifications and still sexy.
13:04I'm not the most excited about where I stand in the competition right now.
13:08So, I'm really banking on going over the top and just really having a full over-realized look and making sure that all my props work.
13:18I'm going to be having this jacket that is basically filled with these bulbs here.
13:23It's like from the 90s when I was a child.
13:26I used to always have one of these in my bedroom.
13:28And what I'm going to do is kind of fill in these holes, made room for these.
13:33And I'm going to glue that.
13:35And I'm literally just going to be fucking mad on this floor show.
13:39And I'm so excited to show it.
13:41Step up.
13:44I'm coming.
13:45My congregation, a blood moon stains the heavens tonight.
13:50But have no fear, the Lord's light surrounds us.
13:53No wicked force shall ever confound us.
13:56Stay pure my flock, we are guarded by grace.
13:59Through him we are safe, no temptations to face.
14:02Then why does the wind feel so good near my holy place?
14:07Holy place.
14:11That's your entrance.
14:12Holy place.
14:13You say, oh God.
14:14You enter.
14:15You have to see something.
14:16You enter and then I say, I react to you.
14:18Okay, let's start.
14:19I would say we should enter maybe like near my holy place and we're here.
14:24Yeah, because she has to see us.
14:26Holy place.
14:27Holy place.
14:29Oh!
14:30Sorry, darling.
14:31God isn't here.
14:32Oh God.
14:33Just in this pleasure home.
14:34That's okay.
14:36You guys are just very prepared.
14:38The rehearsal's going good.
14:39Abora and the vampires are, ah.
14:44We're the blood moon fang gang, looking for a fang bang, feeding on the blood of the cure.
14:52They need some work.
14:54Okay.
14:55So our roles this week were assigned by mother Swanthula Boulet.
14:59And honestly, it's very clear they want a good musical this time because all of our roles
15:04are kind of eating.
15:05Look, okay.
15:06We all saw the musical my season.
15:08Welcome to season six.
15:09It was rough.
15:10It should have been yours.
15:11I agree, but I still want a redemption of a great musical.
15:15Sure.
15:16All the way around.
15:17You think this is going to be it?
15:18We can all say yes.
15:19No.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Yeah.
15:22The role I wanted is a big role, but it doesn't have to sing much.
15:25It was rough.
15:26It was rough.
15:27It was rough.
15:28It was rough.
15:29It was rough.
15:30It was rough.
15:31It was rough.
15:32It was rough.
15:33It was rough.
15:34Welcome to the snake bed.
15:35Welcome to the snake bed.
15:36Yeah.
15:37Yeah.
15:38The role I wanted is a big role, but it doesn't have to sing much.
15:40So while I cannot sing, I can fumble my way through this.
15:45So it looks like vampire number three and the Reverend are kind of the strongest looks.
15:50Biggest part.
15:51So is this an Eva versus Jay battle to the death?
15:54Ooh.
15:55I mean, it would kind of make sense.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Because, I mean, the walls are very thin and I've been hearing plodding behind my back.
16:02Yes, because you've done incredibly in this competition and it's a musical theater.
16:06So something that you are very strong at.
16:09But we also know that this is around the episode where things start to dip.
16:13So I just hope that you're able to get through this without fumbling.
16:17Well, that's how we know we're doing.
16:18Well, I mean, don't be so concerned about where I'm going to dip because I mean, like,
16:24I've been doing musical theater since I was 10 and I'm really looking forward to this.
16:28If I may, you just made yourself like a bigger target in my mind.
16:31Like, this is a musical talent and you literally just said that you've been doing musical theater in theater since you were 10.
16:36All this targeting bullshit, this competition is about talent.
16:39So what can really we do to affect each other's performance?
16:43I don't know.
16:44Dahari has been playing everybody here.
16:46Dahari has been playing everybody here.
16:48How about you, sister?
16:49No.
16:50You don't think so?
16:51I don't think so at all.
16:52Let's talk on it.
16:53Let's talk on it.
16:54Bitch, fuck her.
16:55That bitch is going around.
16:57She's telling everybody one thing and then another and then another and no one's calling her out for it.
17:04What the fuck?
17:05I think you're going to be lovely, but let's not count out the fact that you do have more like you have more, but you also have a lot more to do.
17:12Yes.
17:13And there's more room for you to mess up.
17:14Sure.
17:15And like both of you, I have done theater and musical theater forever, so I wouldn't count me out.
17:19This is Jahariah trying to get into Eva's hat.
17:21Jahariah has played with everybody but Eva.
17:23Sorry, bitch.
17:24It's your turn.
17:25Yes.
17:26Here's the thing.
17:27I thought if it's on her mind, maybe, just maybe, she would fuck up.
17:31Cynthia sees all.
17:32I know how things are working and I'm just sitting there looking pretty.
17:38It's the day of the musical and I'm so excited.
17:47The rehearsals have been stellar.
17:50Everyone has just risen to the occasion and I think we're going to knock this out of the fucking park.
17:55This floor show is mad important for me because this is the only way that's going to keep me in this competition is my floor show and my performance at this point.
18:02I was in the bottom last week and I'm not ready to go home.
18:05I know, Cynthia, you must be fucking clawing at the walls for a win right now.
18:10Um, yeah.
18:11The only thing that I can do is prepare, prepare, prepare all the way up until I hit that stage.
18:14Absolutely.
18:15I can't stop preparing.
18:17No.
18:18And that was my fault last time was I was like, oh, this works now.
18:21It will work up there.
18:22Going up there, it didn't work.
18:24No, bitch.
18:25I'm going to make sure everything is fucking going on.
18:28You know, I just have to learn from it.
18:30And that's all I've done my whole life is learn.
18:33Cynthia Penelope doll.
18:35I do love that even, this is going to sound shady at first, but just power through.
18:40Even after coming from the bottom with no wins.
18:42You do not get down at all.
18:44No.
18:45You're still, you're the Cynthia doll that walked in episode one ready to kill shit.
18:49And that's impressive.
18:50It's such a dark world out there.
18:52And I just don't want to be another problem.
18:56And see that in itself is also a lot of growth because there was a moment where you went listening
19:01to fucking nobody.
19:02Well, that was when I was mad.
19:03I did not care.
19:05I have to be solid shimmery gold for the floor show today.
19:17So I started with a water activated gold base.
19:20And now to make sure that the contour stays going in with a glitter gel to cover everything.
19:26I am making sure that I set my makeup down fiercely.
19:30The setting spray makes it so the base is solid and then you can smear the glitter on without losing the makeup underneath.
19:35The floor show is about to begin.
19:50The floor show is about to begin.
19:54Very lovely.
19:55The floor and making.
20:01Close to all the stars.
20:09Bye-bye.
20:12Bye where.
20:13Bye.
20:14Bye.
20:15Bye-bye.
20:19Bye-bye.
20:20Bye for next 20 minutes.
20:23Welcome, my fellow Transylvanians, to our new favorite way of torturing you, namely making
20:44you listen to our cast sing live.
20:48That's right, uglies.
20:49Tonight, we're mixing one of your least favorite things.
20:52A Dragula musical with a film theme that's responsible for turning half of our cast into
20:58sweet transvestites.
21:00That's right, darlings.
21:01It's our Boulé Brothers Horror Picture Show, The Musical.
21:05Here to help us judge tonight's floor show is a man who has given himself over to absolute
21:12pleasure and who is our resident Rocky Horror expert, director Darren Stein.
21:18Darren, my darling, welcome to Transsexual Transylvania.
21:24Thank you for having me.
21:26Don't dream it.
21:27Drag it.
21:28And our next judge is a writer and director of many incredible drag musicals.
21:33She's a queer cult drag icon and co-host of the Midnight Mask podcast with Michael Verratti,
21:39the one and only Peaches Christ.
21:41Peaches, are you ready for the sonic transducer to seduce you?
21:46Oh my god.
21:47Am I ready?
21:48Look, I'm thrilled to be back.
21:50And ever since I heard about this week's challenge, well, I've been shivering with antici-
21:55sandation.
21:56Now, the curtain is raising and the RKO radio tower is glistening with light, which means-
22:13It's time to do the time warp again!
22:20Wh� Galax!
22:33Ergebah!
22:39I'm here.
22:42I'm here, Bob.
22:43Don't subscribe, Bob.
22:45Why?
22:45Well, we decided not to do so long as the constrain street is rare.
30:18I want to start by saying, I love that you choreographed us with KC and that you guys did such an amazing job.
30:27I mean, it's a vast improvement.
30:29I mean, it's a vast improvement from season six, let's just say that right out of the game.
30:32We need to prove that we could do it.
30:34We didn't have a gay last time.
30:38If you're going to do it.
30:40If you're going to do it.
30:45But it didn't hurt that we're going to do it, we're going to do it, we're going to do it, we're going to do it.
30:51We're going to do it, we're going to do it, we're going to do it.
30:57We're going to do it.
30:58We're going to do it.
30:59We're going to do it.
31:00We're going to do it.
31:01We're going to do it.
31:02We're going to do it.
31:03We're going to do it.
31:04We're going to do it.
31:05We're going to do it.
31:06We're going to do it.
31:07We're going to do it.
31:08so you can tell me who screwed up and who didn't.
31:12Right. Well, I'm letting you know.
31:13I'm just glad she didn't hit the camera
31:15because I don't need to put in an insurance report for that shit.
31:19Yeah. Let's talk about JK.
31:21JK took every single movement, line,
31:24and opportunity to make the absolute most of that preacher
31:28and brought it to that kind of crazy evangelical level,
31:32and I thought it was brilliant.
31:33Now, let's talk about Eva.
31:34As far as Eva's solo runway look,
31:37it was sexy, which I appreciated,
31:39but I didn't see very much Rocky Horror in it.
31:41Yeah, because what you saw was Bozo the Clown.
31:44It was a full-blown clown outfit.
31:47It looked more like killer clowns from outer space than Rocky Horror,
31:50but I have to say she completely destroyed this challenge.
31:55It's true.
31:55I mean, she was perfection on stage.
31:58I had my eyes on her the whole time,
32:00and that's a sign of a seasoned stage actor.
32:03Now, let's talk about Cynthia.
32:04I got the Rocky Horror because she had the little triangle.
32:07The colors were in the outfit too,
32:09that sort of aqua marine color.
32:11Yeah, and I loved the whole electrodes all down the costume,
32:15but the whole image added up to being a little confusing for me.
32:18Gotcha.
32:19Cynthia and Sigourney's roles, I think, may have been the smallest.
32:23I think Sigourney really kind of took it to a place
32:26where our eye kept kind of going back to her,
32:28and I think Cynthia struggled a little bit to keep the attention.
32:32What did she think of Jaharia?
32:34I thought Jaharia was a standout, honestly.
32:36I loved the reveal.
32:38Flawless.
32:39It was completely inspired by Rocky Horror.
32:41And I thought the singing, Jaharia was really soulful
32:45and gave it so much energy.
32:47If we could isolate her track, I think you would be blown away.
32:50Well, we have a lot to think about,
32:51and I'm looking to Darren and Peaches to really give us their input
32:55because I am not a theater queen, I am not a theater gay.
32:59That is not my thing.
33:00I don't love a musical.
33:02I fucking hate it, actually.
33:04But I love it only because it tortures the fan.
33:07Yeah, I think it's time we complete this Transylvanian panel,
33:11invite Peaches and Darren up here, and begin judgments.
33:25Welcome, my fellow creatures of the night.
33:38It's time to do the Time Warp again.
33:43Darlings, I cannot stress this enough,
33:45how absolutely electric you were.
33:47It was wild, it was wonderful, and wicked.
33:50You were all a Graveyard Smash to direct.
33:54I mean it.
33:55The musical went great.
33:56We worked really hard, and I think it showed, right?
33:59Did it?
34:00I don't know.
34:01I know I was early on, like, three-time run-throughs,
34:03but I was just excited.
34:05It's time for your critiques.
34:07Let's start with JK.
34:09JK, you had a challenge to play the Reverend,
34:13and your persona was incredible.
34:16Your characterizations were great.
34:17I'm just so impressed.
34:18Bravo.
34:19And also, the fact that you would choose Rocky
34:21for your runway look is brilliant.
34:24It is so unaccept...
34:26Unacceptable.
34:28It's unacceptable.
34:30It's unacceptable.
34:31But you nailed it.
34:32With the Reverend, I thought it was really smart
34:34that he was, like, a gender-fucked Reverend.
34:36And the pussycat wig?
34:37Is that what the wig's called?
34:38The bus driver wig?
34:39That the Reverend wore was everything.
34:41I know that that broken heel was unplanned and unintentional,
34:46but I actually think you took that moment,
34:49and it just made the performance better.
34:51Well, no one knew it until you said it.
34:53It was brilliant.
34:54How could you tell?
34:57Performance was incredible.
34:59I really did not know that you could do all that.
35:02I'm seriously impressed by your abilities.
35:05You're welcome.
35:06I was surprised that JK took the biggest role in a musical
35:10and didn't even try to sing.
35:12Not at all.
35:13Didn't try.
35:14The rest of us sang.
35:15Didn't even try.
35:16Not once.
35:17Just decided he wasn't going to sing.
35:19Next, Abora.
35:20I love when you threw off the cape.
35:23Sorry.
35:24Jeez.
35:24Throwing off the cape was incredible.
35:26It was pure frankenfurter,
35:27but I kind of felt like I lost energy from there.
35:30Performance-wise, it just didn't feel quite to the level
35:32of the rest of the competitors.
35:35Thank you, Darren.
35:36I did not know that you could sing and dance like this.
35:40Yeah, you missed a couple of the marks here or there,
35:42but I was impressed still.
35:44You attacked the vocals, like, ravenously.
35:48And character singing and conjuring up that goblin voice
35:52isn't the easiest thing for everybody.
35:54It ended up where the three vampire voices
35:56really complemented each other.
35:59All of you.
36:00It's the best thing I've ever seen
36:02at any of my visits to Dragula.
36:04And you just happened to, Abora,
36:06be amongst a group of people who were really perfect.
36:09So it was noticeable that you were, you know,
36:11made a mistake here or there.
36:13Overall, you were still great.
36:15Thank you, Peaches.
36:16That bitch can't dance.
36:17She should put her thing down,
36:21flip it, and reverse it down the trap fucking door.
36:24I don't know.
36:25I think she could have pushed herself
36:26a little more off a bridge.
36:28Moving on to Joharia.
36:30Your physicality during the performance
36:32was fantastic and mesmerizing.
36:35You did a great job.
36:37But I will say, much like Abora,
36:39Eva may have upstaged you guys a little bit.
36:42And believe me, I know exactly what it feels like
36:44to constantly have to fight for attention on stage.
36:47And to be upstaged.
36:52Joharia, when you turned the corner,
36:53the glam was just impeccable.
36:56And you picked up on the choreo instantly.
36:58You were helping other cast members.
37:00You were super strong.
37:02Thank you so much.
37:03This is my favorite look of the night.
37:05I'll just go ahead and say it.
37:06It is.
37:07I think you did a fantastic job on the challenge.
37:10Thank you so much.
37:11This dress is something that, like,
37:13Tim Curry would wear, like, in the sequel to Rocky.
37:16God.
37:16I also thought your performance was great.
37:17Your singing voice.
37:18Your singing voice.
37:19It was giving me Tim Curry meets Judas
37:22from, like, Jesus Christ Superstar,
37:24like a rock voice.
37:25Period.
37:25It was a lot of fun.
37:27I thought you did a good job.
37:28I appreciate it so much.
37:29The dress is stunning.
37:31But if you don't have something better on underneath,
37:35then you should just stay dressed.
37:37Ooh.
37:38Joharia, the high note she was hitting.
37:40Did you hear that?
37:43Oh.
37:44She was in her element.
37:46Next, Eva Destruction.
37:48Eva, you were giving full star quality
37:50in this production.
37:51My eye was drawn to you just completely transporting
37:55and narratively satisfying.
37:57Performance-wise, I thought you had a lot of great moments.
38:00This was your playground.
38:02I didn't see one flaw in anything you did.
38:04I actually liked this version of the look better
38:06than the first look.
38:08Because the first look for me was giving clown,
38:10and I don't know what.
38:11I was like, how does it have to do with Rocky Horror?
38:13But I'm like, it's kind of a new interpretation of it,
38:16so I'm good with it.
38:17I think you did a great job.
38:19Thank you so much.
38:20When it came to the musical, you stole the show.
38:23I was really watching you specifically
38:25on the parts of the performance
38:26when the attention was not on you.
38:29You took every moment to amplify your character.
38:32I thought you were incredible.
38:33Thank you so much.
38:34It looked like something you'd been performing for years,
38:37and especially when you would shift tones.
38:39You owned that understated moment,
38:42which made everything else really pop.
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45That means a lot.
38:46Eva was perfect and good for her.
38:49I'm just going to trip her.
38:54Moving on to Sigourney Beaver.
38:56I often think of the roles that you and Cynthia had to do
39:01as actually being the most challenging.
39:03I thought you smashed it.
39:06I loved your performance.
39:07I thought that you stayed in character the whole time.
39:10It was very solid.
39:11Thanks.
39:11As far as your first look, I wasn't very surprised.
39:15I mean, at this stage of the competition,
39:17people are pulling out tricks.
39:18We're seeing things that we've never seen from them before,
39:21and that makes an impact.
39:23The silhouette of that jacket,
39:25I felt like I saw it in season four, the finale.
39:27I saw the white version tonight.
39:28I saw the black version.
39:29I wasn't surprised,
39:31and I think you should think about that.
39:33Your singing voice was melodious,
39:35very lovely to my ears,
39:36and I loved her transformation.
39:38I thought afterwards you became like this burlesque vision.
39:42The kids were out.
39:43It was like, whoa,
39:44she went from like wallflower to vixen mode,
39:47which I thought was great.
39:48Thanks.
39:49And last but not least,
39:50Cynthia Dahl.
39:52I thought out of everyone,
39:52you brought actual humor to this with the inhaler,
39:54that inhaler moment.
39:56I need that to breathe.
39:57Well, I bought it.
39:58And you did a great character voice.
40:00And the Brad wig was really fun, too.
40:03Oh, my God, that wig.
40:04It was Kibbe.
40:05That wig.
40:06If someone told me that I would see you,
40:09Cynthia Dahl,
40:10in just a button-down shirt
40:12with a conservative guy's hair,
40:14I mean, that was drag for me.
40:17Okay.
40:18If she had never come out of the closet,
40:19that's what she would be today.
40:21Yes.
40:22Wow.
40:23I really like this look.
40:25It was interesting and unexpected.
40:27I definitely got the Rocky Horror homage,
40:30but it's completely different
40:32than what I could have come up with.
40:34You know, I think the role ultimately
40:36was a little quieter than everyone else's.
40:39Sometimes you did fade to the back a little bit,
40:42but I think you did a lot with a little.
40:44Okay, perfect.
40:45Well, thank you so much.
40:46Now, I have to ask,
40:47what's going on with your genitals?
40:50Yeah.
40:51Is it one giant testicle?
40:51That's where I got very confused.
40:53I'm like, it's some kind of udder in my head.
40:55I am a mad scientist,
40:57and I may have gotten a little too excited
41:01on exploring enhancements on my body.
41:04Okay, yeah, yeah.
41:05Well, I love it,
41:07because I think it's just so weird.
41:10It is hard to reimagine Frank and Furter
41:13because it's been done 40 million times.
41:15The little elements, the electricity.
41:17When I said,
41:18Cynthia doesn't do anything half-assed,
41:20she doesn't.
41:21This is incredible.
41:24And now,
41:25the hour of revelation is upon us.
41:28The velvet curtain rises,
41:29the spotlight seers,
41:31and the echoes of applause
41:32tremble through the darkness.
41:34This week's undisputed champion is...
41:37Eva Destruction.
41:47Eva, you've conquered the stage,
41:49crushed the competition,
41:50and claimed your place
41:51at the peak of our twisted spell.
41:54Thank you so much.
41:58I've taken the win.
42:00I won a musical challenge.
42:02I'm so proud and so happy right now,
42:05and I couldn't be more grateful
42:07for everybody else
42:09to make the challenge
42:10for what it was, too.
42:12I'm not surprised
42:12that Eva won this challenge.
42:14Even when we were in the recording studio
42:16and she was so upset
42:18with her performance,
42:19I was there,
42:20and I told her,
42:21I reminded her
42:21that she was gonna win.
42:23I knew she was gonna win.
42:24I am so over this bitch.
42:27She is really just fucking eating down,
42:29and I can't even...
42:30I can't be mad about it,
42:31but I'm gonna be a little bit mad about it
42:33because fuck, I wanted it.
42:36Oh, well.
42:38And now,
42:39the true horror begins.
42:42We warned you that this competition
42:43is a shadowy stage
42:45where talent is only part of the equation.
42:48Strategy, cunning,
42:49and a devilish instinct for survival
42:51are just as important,
42:52which is why tonight,
42:54we're handing you
42:55the poison chalice.
42:57Eva, as the winner,
42:58your prize is the one-time use
43:01of the sonic transducer,
43:03which can be used
43:05to instantly disintegrate
43:07one of your fellow competitors
43:08and immediately remove them
43:11from the competition.
43:15No pressure.
43:17I have learned
43:17in the course of this Titan season
43:19to always be ready for anything.
43:22Nothing has surprised me more
43:24than this sonic transducer
43:26that will evaporate
43:27one of us immediately.
43:29She could get rid of
43:30someone like Jaharia
43:31who's done well
43:32and could be competition.
43:33She could put Cynthia
43:34out of her misery
43:35because she doesn't have a win yet.
43:36There's a million ways
43:37that this could go.
43:38I don't fucking know
43:39who's in trouble.
43:40It could be anybody at this point.
43:42With how often
43:42Eva gets in her head,
43:43she could evaporate herself.
43:45You're basically just
43:46ripping the dreams away
43:47from someone
43:47and it's literally in your hand.
43:49It's not like a boat
43:49and then the final decision
43:50is actually belays.
43:51You're like, no,
43:52you have all the powers.
43:53What you say goes here.
43:54Wild.
43:56We're going to release you
43:58to the cauldron
43:58to make your decision
43:59and call you back here
44:01when the clock strikes midnight.
44:03Fun.
44:04Good luck, uglies.
44:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
44:07Ha ha ha ha ha.
44:08Ha ha ha ha ha.
44:09I am feeling incredible
44:16off this win.
44:18I feel like now comes the time
44:20where people have to plead
44:22their case to me
44:23and I'm just here to listen.
44:25I would love to hear
44:26from all of you
44:27why you think
44:27I shouldn't pick you.
44:29I would love to.
44:32Did anyone else
44:33see that coming?
44:35Kind of a little bit.
44:36Anyway.
44:37Do I think keeping me here
44:38is the smartest move for you?
44:39Honestly, no.
44:40Because I'm going to fight
44:42every single second
44:43to make sure
44:44that I am in that finale
44:45and after season five
44:46I was hated
44:48or I was told
44:49my drag was shitty
44:50and this opportunity
44:51of showcasing
44:52this new elevated version
44:54of me has meant
44:55it has meant so fucking much.
44:57But I can't stop.
44:59I don't want to stop.
45:01That's what the water works.
45:03I did incredible
45:04in this challenge.
45:05Like if you wouldn't have won
45:05I know I was right
45:06on your fucking ass.
45:07I think that I have earned
45:09my spot to go to the finale.
45:11I've also been
45:11extremely loyal to you
45:13as a friend
45:14and as a sister.
45:15I think that's why
45:15I should say
45:16I think you know
45:16what it is.
45:17Eva, I modeled
45:18my whole life
45:19around Dragula.
45:21I can't let it slip
45:22through my fingers
45:23right as I'm about
45:24to have a moment
45:25that I've wanted
45:26since this show began.
45:27I didn't do the best
45:29today but
45:30do I have to do
45:31an eight count
45:32to be in the finale?
45:33I'd like to see it.
45:34You've seen
45:35how hard I've worked.
45:36You've seen
45:36my growth
45:37and I want you
45:38to take that
45:38into consideration
45:39when making
45:39your choice tonight.
45:40I know it's hard
45:41but you and I
45:42both know
45:43that there's
45:43snakes in the garden
45:45and I think
45:46it's time
45:46to get rid of them.
45:48Why would you
45:49want to get rid
45:49of someone
45:50who doesn't have
45:50a win, Eva?
45:51Am I that much
45:52of a threat?
45:53I should stay
45:53because I'm not
45:54a threat.
45:55If you're playing
45:55the game right,
45:56send the baddest
45:56bitch home.
45:57And Abora's
45:58got two wins.
45:59Why would you
45:59be worried about me?
46:00Is this really
46:01how you want
46:02to send a girl home?
46:03I don't know.
46:03I haven't made
46:04my decision yet.
46:05I mean,
46:05there's been people
46:06calling for me
46:07to leave
46:07every single episode.
46:10You've watched
46:11everything that
46:12I've been through.
46:13Don't forget
46:14about the pact
46:15that we three made
46:16not even a whole
46:17week ago.
46:18On the car ride
46:19home from Ghost Town,
46:20the three of us,
46:21Abora and Eva
46:22and I,
46:23made a pact
46:24that all three
46:25of us wanted
46:25to be in the top
46:26together so we
46:27would help each
46:28other be there.
46:30According to Eva
46:30and Abora,
46:31it wasn't a pact.
46:33According to Eva
46:33and Abora,
46:34Sigourney just
46:35trotted up to them
46:36and said
46:37final three.
46:40And then they
46:41said nothing.
46:42So I'm like,
46:42that's not a pact.
46:43That is you,
46:44again,
46:45thinking you know
46:45every damn thing.
46:46I see a future
46:48with you that we
46:49could have a lot
46:50of success together.
46:51So do you want me
46:51as a friend
46:52or do you want me
46:53as an enemy?
46:54Oh.
46:54I have her as an enemy.
46:56It's not so bad,
46:56Eva.
46:57That's not pleading
46:58your case.
46:58That's gaslighting her
46:59and guilting her
47:00into making any
47:01other decision.
47:02That's not a friend.
47:04That is not a great
47:04person.
47:06Hidden underlying
47:07threats and intimidation,
47:09like, I don't
47:10appreciate that
47:11at all.
47:13Sigourney,
47:13if there's something
47:14that I learned,
47:15especially from
47:16other people
47:17in this competition,
47:17I don't do well
47:19with emotional
47:19manipulation like that.
47:21And I don't appreciate it.
47:21And that's not what I'm trying to do.
47:22I'm pleading my case to you.
47:24Even though
47:25my first decision
47:26wasn't personal,
47:27it still came
47:28with these layers
47:29of,
47:30are you sure
47:30you want to do that?
47:32Are you sure
47:32you want to do that?
47:33After everything
47:34that we've been through,
47:35everything that we've
47:36talked about?
47:37I did not come in here
47:38to make my initial
47:39decision just yet
47:40because there's a lot
47:41of other things
47:42to consider.
47:42Right, but your spot
47:44is not on the line here.
47:46Mine is.
47:47All right.
47:47I've had someone
47:48trying to come for me
47:49to send me home
47:50every single episode.
47:52And that is your experience.
47:53And I have not enjoyed
47:54watching that, Sigourney.
47:56But at the end of the day,
47:57things like this
47:58remind me of the fact
47:59that we are still
48:00in a motherfucking game.
48:01Sure.
48:01And things
48:02have to be done.
48:04Don't you want
48:04to have good competition?
48:07Are you saying
48:07that we're not
48:08going to be good competition?
48:09That's not saying
48:10anything about anyone else.
48:12I think that's
48:12exactly what it was,
48:13truthfully.
48:14And that's a hell
48:15of a way
48:15to sell yourself.
48:16Sigourney's pleading
48:17her case in the worst
48:18way possible.
48:19You're not making
48:20any facts.
48:20You're not making
48:22it look good
48:23for yourself, bitch.
48:24You're not making
48:25it look good
48:25for yourself, bitch.
48:26In this room,
48:27one person
48:28has been to a finale.
48:29Yeah.
48:29Who's that?
48:31Sigourney.
48:32Sigourney's the only
48:33person in the room
48:33who has actually
48:34been to a finale.
48:35We're talking competition.
48:37You already said
48:37her name once.
48:38Say it again.
48:38Say it again.
48:39To quote
48:40the judges' critiques,
48:41if you made it
48:41to another finale,
48:42do you think
48:43you have an in you
48:43to pull out
48:44something unexpected?
48:45Absolutely.
48:46101%.
48:48It's too late.
48:50You gotta show it now.
48:52Eva,
48:52I have been fighting
48:54to be where I am
48:56my entire career.
48:57I have gotten
48:58to where I am today
49:00off of so many people
49:01telling me no
49:02and that I'm not good enough
49:04and that what I do
49:05doesn't matter.
49:07I have worked
49:07very, very hard
49:09for a very long time
49:11to be here.
49:12I think we could
49:12all say that.
49:13Yeah.
49:14Sure, we could all say that,
49:15but none of you
49:16have the same experience
49:17that I have had.
49:18You haven't had the same
49:19experiences that we had either.
49:20But none of you
49:20have ever been turned down
49:22from working somewhere
49:23just because of your body.
49:24I've been turned down
49:25because of the color
49:26of my skin, sweetheart.
49:27And that's not something
49:27that I can just sit here
49:28and be like,
49:29oh, I think I should stay
49:31because I'm a black
49:32alternative artist.
49:33Absolutely, 100%.
49:34And I think that
49:35I need to be here
49:36so that I can show
49:37that we exist in the world.
49:38But to say that
49:39I haven't had your experiences,
49:40you're right.
49:40I haven't had yours.
49:41I've had my own.
49:42And they've been,
49:43if not equally,
49:44maybe even fucking worse
49:45than your experiences
49:47in the world
49:48and in this fucking business.
49:50I want to know more of why.
49:51Less than of your experiences
49:53as an entertainer
49:54being, you know,
49:55what's the word
49:56discriminated against?
49:57Why else should you be here?
49:58What have you done?
49:59I should be here
49:59because I deserve to be here.
50:01But also,
50:02this is your time
50:02to get rid of
50:03some competition, too, you love.
50:04You and I have something together.
50:11I want to continue to have that
50:13because that means something to me
50:15because I trust you.
50:17I'm not trying to manipulate you.
50:19I'm just telling you how I feel.
50:20It's just the way it is.
50:22You know I can't come back after this.
50:24It's now or never.
50:25I am conflicted
50:26in a few ways,
50:27but I feel like
50:28I need to really sit
50:29with my thoughts.
50:30I really need to
50:31think about this
50:33because this is unlike
50:34anything I've ever faced
50:35by myself before.
50:36This is not going
50:38to be easy at all
50:38and it's not something
50:40I'm going to necessarily enjoy.
50:41I think it's going
50:52to be Cynthia.
50:53I know that
50:54Eva and I started off
50:56in a certain way,
50:57but we've come together
50:58and we've become friends
50:59and I know that she's going
51:00to make the right choice.
51:02I want Abora to go home.
51:03That bitch has two wins.
51:05Get her the fuck out of here.
51:07I have no idea
51:08what Eva's thinking.
51:10I can't read her.
51:11I just can't lose
51:13eight years of trying
51:14and hoping
51:15in one second
51:16at the hands
51:18of my best friend
51:19in this conversation.
51:20Eva is a deeply
51:22emotional person,
51:23but I am surprised
51:24to see her
51:25very stoic
51:27and almost powerful.
51:28She knows who
51:29she's going to pick,
51:30but I could not tell her.
51:31I don't know
51:32who's going home,
51:33but I think it's time
51:34that we all just
51:35hope for the best.
51:36I'm given the task
51:37to vaporize somebody
51:38and my mind is set.
51:40I'm just looking
51:41at the judges' panel
51:42ready to give my answer.
51:46Welcome back, Titans.
51:48Eva, my devious darling.
51:52The power of victory
51:53is far more
51:54than a mere title.
51:55It's a weapon.
51:57On whom will you use
51:59the power of the
52:00sonic transducer?
52:04The person that I've
52:06chosen to evaporate is...
52:07...
52:08...
52:09...
52:10...
52:11...
52:12...
52:14...
52:15...
52:16...
52:17...
52:18...
52:19...
52:20...
52:21...
52:23...
52:25...
52:26...
52:27...
52:27...
52:29...
52:30Do you believe that shit?
52:33Eva, you have made your decision and Sigourney Beaver has been removed from the competition and vanished back into the abyss.
52:42Ah! Oh my fucking god!
52:48Eva did not!
52:50She did not just do that bitch!
52:52I mean, that's it. Her whole dream gone in a second.
52:57No goodbye. No sayonara.
53:00No last words of revenge. Just...
53:03God damn, you got nothing. No goodbye, no wave. Like, they really just...
53:10Never to be seen again.
53:13Poor girl.
53:14I think she's an incredibly stunning, talented entertainer, but I also don't think she should be here anymore.
53:20This was never a personal vendetta.
53:22It just happens to look like one because I'm vaporizing her, but there's nothing attached to it.
53:30Other than, this is a part of this game that has been made.
53:35And whatever decision that I made, somebody would have been upset. Somebody would have been hurt, betrayed.
53:41This never was supposed to be an easy prize. This was more of a curse, in my opinion.
53:46Eva made an impossible decision. And in the end, I think she made the right decision.
53:51Not only for herself, but the competition as a whole.
53:54And I think Sigourney sealed her fate in the cauldron when she couldn't let down her guards and just be vulnerable and really explain why you deserve to be here.
54:04Sleep well, Transylvanians.
54:06Because for the rest of you, the Battle of the Titans continues.
54:13Oh, Eva, you stupid bitch.
54:17Oh, you're in a, for a world of hurt.
54:21And I hate to be like, in a movie, she's about to be wrecked, wrecked.
54:26And I'm not going to forget this.
54:27Blackberry and Priscilla Chambers, welcome to the Hellbound Showdown.
54:51Tonight, you will battle to return to the competition.
54:54But only one of you can survive.
54:56The other will be dragged back into darkness.
54:59And we will find out who survives right now.
55:24This is in pain.
55:25This is in pain.
55:26And things like you.
55:27If you are the quality of thecount, there has to be a ride.
55:29Specify them and experience the size of the production.
55:31Each of them will be matrices and maneuvers.
55:33Which is important to have to airport as much luck.
55:35Perfectly to accept yourying podcast.
55:37During these successes this we are going to run off to sea outside the competition.
55:41Have to come out and start with this.
55:43Pleased to make our captains Leonard.
55:46Do you paint this for the guests of our client?
55:48This is from Ross�.
56:19Blackberry.
56:36You have claimed victory and will continue to fight another day on the Hellbound show.
56:42And as for you, Priscilla Chambers, your time here has ended.
56:47The shadows of the underworld await you.
56:51It's time to return to the realm of death.
57:17All right.
57:21Yeah!
57:22Yeah!
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