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00:00:00Welcome to day two of the biggest festival on earth.
00:00:07All I need is your love tonight.
00:00:12The sky high whodunit with mystery written in the stars.
00:00:18Last night there were fireworks.
00:00:23As cockfish and disc jockey took off.
00:00:28It's Anne-Marie. It's Alex Jones from The One Show.
00:00:32Tonight, six brand new Mars Singers take the leap.
00:00:38Yak.
00:00:40Monkey Business.
00:00:43T-Bag.
00:00:45Arctic Fox.
00:00:49Conkers.
00:00:51Toasty.
00:00:54And Emperor Penguin joins the band.
00:00:57Who's behind the Mars Band, everybody?
00:01:00Wow!
00:01:02Two will be unmust.
00:01:06That was one of the brightest performances I've ever seen in seventh series.
00:01:10That was absolutely bonkers.
00:01:12I've actually gone mad.
00:01:14This is a really tough one.
00:01:15Oh my God, are you kidding me?
00:01:18This is the Mars Singers.
00:01:19Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who's that behind the mask?
00:01:35It was fun and really scottened.
00:01:37It was so fun to be my dad.
00:01:38Oh my God.
00:01:39Oh my God.
00:01:40and gentlemen, please welcome back
00:01:41the Moss Singer live band
00:01:44and special guest singer
00:01:46Emperor Penguin.
00:01:51Ever since I was a young boy, I played the Super Bowl.
00:01:55From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.
00:01:58But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
00:02:02That Emperor Penguin
00:02:04so plays me
00:02:05Pimbo.
00:02:06He stands like a statue
00:02:11becomes part of the machine
00:02:12feeling all the bunkers
00:02:15always playing clean
00:02:16he plays by intuition
00:02:18that digital canvas ball
00:02:20that Emperor Penguin
00:02:22so plays me
00:02:23Pimbo.
00:02:27He's a Pimbo wizard
00:02:29that has to be a twist
00:02:31Pimbo wizard's got
00:02:33such a sufferance
00:02:36Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your panel
00:02:42Mo Gilligan
00:02:43Davina McCaw
00:02:46Maya Jammer
00:02:49and Jonathan Ross
00:02:51He's a Pimbo wizard
00:02:58that has to be a twist
00:03:00Pimbo wizard's got such a sufferance
00:03:05He's a Pimbo wizard
00:03:09He scores a trillion more
00:03:11Pimbo wizard, the world's new Pimbo lord
00:03:16He scores a trillion more
00:03:18He scores a trillion more
00:03:21He scores a trillion more
00:03:23He scores a trillion more
00:03:25He scores a trillion more
00:03:26He scores a trillion more
00:03:27He scores a trillion more
00:03:28He scores a trillion more
00:03:29He scores a trillion more
00:03:30He scores a trillion more
00:03:31He scores a trillion more
00:03:32He scores a trillion more
00:03:33He scores a trillion more
00:03:34He scores a trillion more
00:03:35He scores a trillion more
00:03:36He scores a trillion more
00:03:37He scores a trillion more
00:03:38Oh! Wow! Did I just see a teabag?
00:03:43Wow!
00:03:45Welcome to the Masked Singer, everybody!
00:03:50The outfits are getting tighter.
00:03:57Feels like we were only here yesterday because we were...
00:04:02Yes, it's part two of our big weekend guest fest.
00:04:06And just like last night, we've got six new Masked Singers
00:04:09and two unmaskings.
00:04:11Give me an ooh!
00:04:14Shout out to our very cool new band,
00:04:17the Antarctic Funkies, everybody!
00:04:22Including our mystery lead singer, Emperor Penguin.
00:04:27We'll find out who you are later, but for now, off your pop!
00:04:31Emperor Penguin, everybody!
00:04:37Speaking of the band, it's time to meet four people
00:04:39who are going to be instrumental in cracking this case.
00:04:43It's our panel, everybody!
00:04:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:04:50Woo!
00:04:56Well done, everybody! How are you feeling? You good?
00:04:58Oh, my gosh! This outfit, Joel!
00:05:00What on earth is going on? I cannot handle this!
00:05:06Is it too much?
00:05:07You know what you look like, Joel?
00:05:08You look like that sad last quality street left in the bottom of the back.
00:05:11LAUGHTER
00:05:13So you ready to do some wonderful intros that are going to be band-related?
00:05:16Are you excited?
00:05:17Let's do that.
00:05:18He's teaching me how to play the Mo Rackers!
00:05:21It's Mo Gilligan!
00:05:25She's great at guessing, accordion to her, it's Davina Mackle!
00:05:34LAUGHTER
00:05:36I love that one.
00:05:37That's good.
00:05:38That was a good one.
00:05:39What about this one, though?
00:05:40I want to see who's next.
00:05:41Yes, you didgeridoo.
00:05:43It's...
00:05:44LAUGHTER
00:05:47That is good.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:50Well done, well done.
00:05:51Well done.
00:05:52Come on, Joel, what have you got left?
00:05:53I think I'm having too much fun today.
00:05:56Forget the French horn.
00:05:57I play the Jonath...
00:05:59Horn Ross.
00:06:00That's Jonathan Ross, everybody!
00:06:02Hello!
00:06:05First things first, can any of you actually play an instrument?
00:06:08I learnt the recorder in school, and the woman actually told me,
00:06:11I don't think this is for you.
00:06:13Wow, Maya, if only someone had a recorder in their boots!
00:06:19Oh my God!
00:06:20You do not want to put that round your lips, do you?
00:06:23It's been on his socks all day.
00:06:30My God, was that teacher white?
00:06:36I've got one son.
00:06:37OK, go, go, go.
00:06:38It's going to already.
00:06:40Yes!
00:06:42Yes!
00:06:43Yes!
00:06:46It's the sad eyes.
00:06:52Playing that in that outfit is the worst fever dream I've ever had.
00:06:58It's just so confusing.
00:07:00This is unbelievable.
00:07:02I don't know whether this is going to be allowed on telly,
00:07:04but I think this is already better than BGT.
00:07:09OK, let's get this guestival started.
00:07:11Good luck, panel.
00:07:12Thank you, guys.
00:07:13That outfit is something else.
00:07:17Tonight, six more masked singers will belt out some absolute baggers,
00:07:22and the studio audience will vote for their favourite.
00:07:24The two characters with the fewest votes will then face the panel,
00:07:27and it'll be up to them to decide who is unmasked.
00:07:31Don't forget, there are clues everywhere, especially in the clue packages,
00:07:36parts of which feature stunt doubles.
00:07:38OK, first up tonight.
00:07:39Hey, Freezy does it, guys.
00:07:41It's Arctic Fox.
00:07:43Well, hello, humans.
00:07:51It is I, Arctic Fox.
00:07:53Diva.
00:07:54Diva.
00:07:55Ready to dazzle and delight.
00:07:58I don't know if it's a woman or a man.
00:08:00Yeah, I'm not sure.
00:08:01You may bow before me.
00:08:05There's a sketch.
00:08:06Might be someone who does like drawing.
00:08:08Or comedy sketches.
00:08:09I've worn many crowns in my time and I always expect a red carpet treatment.
00:08:16Is that a full house?
00:08:19Don't be fooled by my fluff. This Arctic fox has sharp claws when needed.
00:08:26You're as cold as ice!
00:08:29You'll find no opening night jitters here.
00:08:32That could be porridge or honey.
00:08:34Good luck trying to get to the bottom of my success.
00:08:37I've spent years perfecting my craft, whether in front of a camera or behind the scenes.
00:08:53Tonight I'm calling calm and completely in control.
00:08:58Get ready for a performance that will outshine the northern lights.
00:09:02You can always bank on this Arctic fox to deliver.
00:09:08God, that's quite difficult.
00:09:10It is a tough one.
00:09:11A really hard one.
00:09:12Get this party started on a Sunday night.
00:09:27Everybody's waiting for me to arrive.
00:09:33I've got lots of style.
00:09:36Check my gold diamond rings.
00:09:38I can go for miles, if you know what I mean.
00:09:43That's, that's mad.
00:09:45That's, that's mad.
00:09:46I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
00:09:53I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
00:09:59Sending out a message to all of my friends.
00:10:03We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz.
00:10:06I've got lots of style.
00:10:08Check my gold diamond rings.
00:10:10I can go for miles, if you know what I mean.
00:10:14I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
00:10:24I'm coming up so you better get this party started.
00:10:29I'm coming up.
00:10:31I'm coming up the fire and breaking down to the beach.
00:10:34Cruising through the west side we'll be checking to see.
00:10:38Boulevard is freaking as I'm pulling up fast.
00:10:41I'll be burning rubber you'll be kissing mine.
00:10:44My
00:11:14Oh
00:11:39That was incredible
00:11:41Sorry, you're too sophisticated to high-five. I appreciate that. Davina, you look like you're dressed as Arctic Fox tonight. It's fantastic
00:11:48Look at that
00:11:52I mean you are so fabulous
00:11:58And I just was so freaked out when I heard
00:12:02Your voice
00:12:06Completely taken aback I had some guesses having worn so many crowns in your time and I was thinking if you played
00:12:15Famous royalty, I thought about potentially Glenn Close. Then I heard you sing
00:12:20And I thought no
00:12:23Maybe not
00:12:25Do you know what interestingly Maya you I think you knew I had a feeling because the Queen
00:12:30It really stuck out to me. There was a lot of Queen references a lot of crown references and instantly I thought
00:12:36Drag race the Queen's and how fabulous this outfit is alone
00:12:41You mentioned Queen wore many crowns expect red carpets. I said could be drag race winner sharp claws
00:12:49Everyone gets their claws out on that show. There's a lot of yeah behavior
00:12:53It all makes you are used to being on stage and you've got a good voice
00:12:56I know a lot of the drag queens really good for you. Yeah, but which one is it?
00:13:01I'm thinking maybe Bimini Bamboulash
00:13:03Bimini Bamboulash
00:13:04Bimini Bamboulash
00:13:05What did you think come from?
00:13:07I'm sorry I think I've got one
00:13:09You think I've got it?
00:13:11Steven in the white direction Queen but not drag queen
00:13:14You don't think drag queen?
00:13:15No, it is our Queen. It's Camilla ladies and gentlemen
00:13:18That is her
00:13:19I think it is
00:13:20Maybe that's not the one
00:13:22No, I tell you who it might be though
00:13:23Thinking of Queen and thinking of I won a lot of crowns
00:13:26I think it might be Adam Lambert in there
00:13:28Who could be Adam Lambert?
00:13:30That is a good shout from you actually, Jonathan Ross
00:13:34What do you think of Mo Gilligan my friend?
00:13:36First clue that I've seen was
00:13:38It's like a sketch and I thought maybe like sketch show
00:13:41But I've seen some art and then it said years perfecting her craft
00:13:45So I put art and crafts
00:13:47This person they like to do a bit of art
00:13:49And then you also got the craft of comedy
00:13:51I thought it might be Joe Lyson in there
00:13:53Ooh
00:13:54Oh, yeah
00:13:55Almost nobody is agreeing with you in your studio
00:13:57And I feel bad for you
00:13:59Okay guys
00:14:01Have the panel been outfoxed?
00:14:03We'll only know when the mask comes off
00:14:04It's Arctic Fox everybody
00:14:06Who are ya?
00:14:07Who are ya?
00:14:08Who are ya?
00:14:09Who are ya?
00:14:10Who are ya?
00:14:11Who are ya?
00:14:12Beautiful
00:14:13Who are ya?
00:14:14Who are ya?
00:14:15Who are ya?
00:14:16Who are ya?
00:14:18Tick Fox the Queen?
00:14:20I'm not spilling that royal tea just yet.
00:14:25Coming up after the break, it's Yak.
00:14:28We'll be right Yak.
00:14:32Who's after Hunter Mads?
00:14:36Who's after Hunter Mads?
00:14:44Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?
00:14:47Who's after Hunter Mads?
00:14:50Yes, welcome back to the Masked Singer, everybody.
00:14:53When we had the chance to get a live band on,
00:14:55we simply couldn't turn them down.
00:14:58Because they're very loud.
00:15:00But now, I know what you're thinking.
00:15:02Firstly, this suit's too tight.
00:15:04And secondly, who's Emperor Penguin?
00:15:06Panel, do you want me to give you some clues?
00:15:08We've got a pugil stick, which matches my outfit perfectly.
00:15:11Look at this.
00:15:12And there's a sign that says,
00:15:14Caution, don't sit wet paint.
00:15:16Wet paint.
00:15:17So, I think it's got to be something to do with gladiators, no?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21It's Bradley Walsh.
00:15:22She's cracked it.
00:15:23He's got a great voice.
00:15:24Wow.
00:15:25I like that idea.
00:15:26Wet paint is a bit of a clue for me, though.
00:15:28Because wet paint, there's a show called 60 Minute Makeover.
00:15:31I love that show.
00:15:32Chica-chica-chica-chica.
00:15:33Um...
00:15:34So, this person used to present the show.
00:15:39For throwing out, they might be Peter Andre.
00:15:41Peter Andre in there.
00:15:42Could be.
00:15:43We will find out who Emperor Penguin is before the end of the show.
00:15:48We've still got five performances to go, people.
00:15:51Up next, panel.
00:15:52Stop your yak in.
00:15:53It's yak.
00:15:54Yak and a yak.
00:15:56Yak and a yak.
00:16:05The Tagsman's taken on...
00:16:07Crazy greetings fellow masked singer-wanderers.
00:16:11This is me, yak.
00:16:13It's a woman.
00:16:14I think maybe a man.
00:16:15Sonny, I feel...
00:16:17I've come along for a new place to graze and gales.
00:16:22You could say I'm a yak of all trades.
00:16:25Or at least, quite a few.
00:16:27Leave your tech behind.
00:16:28Somebody who's anti-phone.
00:16:30This life can be quite nomadic.
00:16:32Some call it wandering.
00:16:34And I call it being a citizen of the world.
00:16:38Or at least a little part of it.
00:16:40TV presenter.
00:16:41Maybe like a travel group holder.
00:16:44From dusk till dawn, you'll find me out here on the plane.
00:16:49They're pretty uninhabited.
00:16:51I've got my routine.
00:16:53Dust till dawn.
00:16:54That was a film with vampires.
00:16:56It's nothing like starting the day in the hill.
00:17:01They like festivals and stuff.
00:17:02Somebody who loves the great outdoors.
00:17:04Then in the evening, I pop down here to watch the sunset.
00:17:10Appreciating the little things gives meaning to life.
00:17:14Turtles.
00:17:15Somebody who's done nature programs.
00:17:17I even enjoy the wall of mists.
00:17:20You get those things which might be a surprise to some.
00:17:24I'll let you ruminate on that one, shall I?
00:17:28Time for me now to let my hair down and go large on that stage.
00:17:36Is that on the stage?
00:17:37Is that a band?
00:17:38Or a comedian?
00:17:39A band?
00:17:40Or a comedian?
00:17:41I'm on sex box.
00:17:42Oh, yeah.
00:17:43I'm on sex box.
00:17:44Oh yeah.
00:17:45Oh
00:18:15Hey blues now, I can't see you don't
00:18:20The only one to make me
00:18:42Don't get me wrong
00:18:45It comes for you and a super day life
00:18:49I'm gonna move down tonight tonight
00:18:53I'm gonna be alright
00:18:56Sex bump, sex bump, sex bump
00:18:59Sex bump, sex bump
00:19:01I'm a little bit, see what I see
00:19:04You are
00:19:05Give me time
00:19:06Say you're my sex bump
00:19:09I'll kill you a little tonight
00:19:12I'm a sex bump
00:19:13You can give me more
00:19:15You can give me more
00:19:16You can give everything
00:19:18You can give me the full star
00:19:20Oh, you can make me feel alright
00:19:23I can give you this
00:19:25Comedians
00:19:27Let me a comedian, yeah
00:19:29Sex bump, sex bump
00:19:30You're my sex bump
00:19:31You're my sex bump
00:19:32Yeah
00:19:33To be honest
00:19:34Say I'll turn you on
00:19:36Sex bump, sex bump
00:19:38You're my sex bump
00:19:40Oh baby, you turn me on
00:19:43Baby, you turn me on
00:19:47You're my sex bump
00:19:49Baby, you turn me on
00:19:52Baby, you turn me on
00:19:53Baby, you turn me on
00:19:54Baby, you turn me on
00:19:55Sex bump
00:19:57Oh my gosh
00:19:59Give it up for Yak everybody
00:20:05Just get up with one of the maddest performance I've ever seen in seven series
00:20:11That was absolutely bonkers
00:20:13I've got a stall for you Yak
00:20:15I've been very nice to sit down
00:20:16There we go
00:20:17I think
00:20:18Some reason it's weirder when they sat down
00:20:20Yeah
00:20:21That's very odd
00:20:22Do you want to turn the other way?
00:20:23Just
00:20:24Oh God
00:20:26I'm so scared of it
00:20:27Yak
00:20:28Do you want to
00:20:29Yeah
00:20:30Obviously
00:20:31Can you turn around to the panel?
00:20:32Can I turn
00:20:33Oh, we're going this way?
00:20:34Yeah?
00:20:35Yeah?
00:20:36No?
00:20:37Yeah, why not?
00:20:38Go the long way around
00:20:40Yes!
00:20:41Tip off, tip off
00:20:43Tip off
00:20:44Back, back, back
00:20:45Slightly left
00:20:46Yes!
00:20:49Devita
00:20:50What did you think of that?
00:20:51I love Yak
00:20:55None of us were expecting that voice to come out
00:20:58I feel like it's somebody funny
00:21:00It really made me laugh
00:21:02So funny
00:21:03And I heard I'm a Yak of all trades
00:21:05I thought it might be somebody who does several different things
00:21:08And leave your tech behind
00:21:10There was a big sign there
00:21:11But I was thinking about Matt and Emma Willis
00:21:14Who did a brilliant documentary about a school that went phone free for a bit
00:21:18But I thought maybe it's Matt Willis
00:21:20Disguising his voice
00:21:21Disguising his voice
00:21:22So I'm going to park it there
00:21:24Matt Willis
00:21:25Matt Willis
00:21:26I love that of Matt Willis
00:21:27I love that
00:21:28I love that
00:21:29Yak, what do you think of Matt Willis?
00:21:30Oh
00:21:31Oh
00:21:32Oh
00:21:33Oh
00:21:34Oh
00:21:35Okay, what do you think of my friend?
00:21:36Oh, that was so, um
00:21:38Different
00:21:39That was very different
00:21:40So I thought it might be someone who might have
00:21:43Um
00:21:44A job that maybe they would present
00:21:46A sketch comedy maybe
00:21:48Um
00:21:49But I think he's a funny man
00:21:50I think it could be Lee Francis
00:21:51Oh
00:21:52Oh
00:21:53Yeah, and he would disguise his voice, I think
00:21:55Maya, what are you thinking?
00:21:56It's a hippie DJ
00:21:57Clearly an outdoorsy person
00:22:00Loves to just be disconnected from the internet and the world
00:22:03You know, just like that hippie kind of festively vibe
00:22:05So Fatboy Slim
00:22:06Oh
00:22:07That's where I landed
00:22:08I feel like Fatboy Slim's a bit of a joker
00:22:11He would be a funny voice for us
00:22:12Yes
00:22:13Just to throw us off
00:22:14Fatboy Slim is fantastic
00:22:16Jonathan
00:22:17I love you Yak
00:22:18Isn't Yak amazing?
00:22:19I found Yak delightful
00:22:21And what you lack in
00:22:23Let's say kind of
00:22:24What's the phrase I'm looking for?
00:22:25What you lack in talent
00:22:27As a singer
00:22:28You more than make up for
00:22:30With gusto and entertaining performance
00:22:32Yes
00:22:33I don't think you're a professional singer
00:22:35I think it's a comic person
00:22:37And I thought I recognised the voice
00:22:39It sounded to me like Adrian Edmondson
00:22:41Oh
00:22:45Yak
00:22:46Are you aid in there?
00:22:48It's so fun
00:22:51Who's under all these Himalayas?
00:22:54We'll only know when the mask comes off
00:22:56Let's hear it for Yak everybody
00:22:58Who are you?
00:23:00Who are you?
00:23:01Who are you?
00:23:02Who's that?
00:23:03I'm the last
00:23:04Is it Fatboy Slim right here?
00:23:07Right now
00:23:08Well
00:23:09I have to praise the pattern
00:23:11For trying
00:23:12I guess
00:23:15Okay people
00:23:16Coming up
00:23:17Teabag and Toasty
00:23:18Ooh I had that for lunch
00:23:20You could probably see it to be fair
00:23:21And Emperor Penguin
00:23:22Will be unmasked
00:23:24Who are you?
00:23:25Who are you?
00:23:26Who are you?
00:23:27Who are you?
00:23:28Who are you?
00:23:29Who's there behind the mask?
00:23:30Who's there behind the mask?
00:23:39Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya?
00:23:42Who's there behind the mask?
00:23:44Yes! Welcome back, everybody,
00:23:47to our masked musical festival of mayhem.
00:23:51I've got a quadruple A pass,
00:23:53which means I've got access to all areas
00:23:54and Jonathan's internet history.
00:23:58He keeps searching, who is Joel Domit?
00:24:01OK, let's see if you've got any good guesses
00:24:03for our masked lead singer.
00:24:05Any ideas, panel, spotted any new clues?
00:24:09The bird!
00:24:10Doing time, bird, Bradley Walsh, law and order,
00:24:14bang, back of the net.
00:24:15Thanks very much.
00:24:19Maybe it might be a bird from Australia,
00:24:21like a cockatoo.
00:24:22And the person I thought was from Australia,
00:24:24Peter Andre.
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26You got very excited when you said Australian.
00:24:29You got very excited when you said Australian.
00:24:31You see that?
00:24:32You see that?
00:24:33Emperor Penguin's true identity
00:24:34will be revealed very, very shortly.
00:24:36But now, it's back on the clue trail.
00:24:38And next up, bread and cheese.
00:24:40Mmm.
00:24:41Yes, please.
00:24:42It's Toasty.
00:24:46Toasty, where should I start?
00:24:48Toasty, my melon man.
00:24:49Is it a man or a woman?
00:24:50I think it's a woman in there.
00:24:51I've faced some stern critics in the past,
00:24:52but this Toasty doesn't melt under pressure.
00:24:53Stern critics?
00:24:54That might be a show where you get critiqued
00:24:55under pressure with a Queen song.
00:24:56This wasn't handed to me on a plate, you know.
00:24:58I started grafting pretty much fresh out of the bakery.
00:25:01A diamond?
00:25:02Fresh a mixed diamond.
00:25:03I'm not your typical Toasty.
00:25:05年前, I'm not your typical Toasty.
00:25:07OK, my gooey cheese might look a little messy,
00:25:12but sometimes, it's good to let it all hang out.
00:25:14A clown?
00:25:15Comedian.
00:25:15Hey, go to Baaaaaaah.
00:25:16Hey, go to Baaaaaaah.
00:25:17Oh, he did.
00:25:18I was a super!
00:25:18Get out!
00:25:19Get out!
00:25:20We made out!
00:25:21We made out!
00:25:23Hey, we made out!
00:25:24Get out!
00:25:25We made out!
00:25:26We made out!
00:25:28We made out!
00:25:29We made out!
00:25:30We made out!
00:25:32We made out!
00:25:33We made out!
00:25:34I'm not about to put on any airs and graces.
00:25:3920th of August.
00:25:40It's a birthday.
00:25:41I've worked with some rebellious types, but I'm rebel with a cause.
00:25:44A few causes, in fact.
00:25:46Somebody that does charity work.
00:25:47Quite passionate about something, yeah, yeah.
00:25:50Now I'm ready for a slice of the action.
00:25:51No country boy.
00:26:04Backstroke lover, always hide and eat the cover till you talk to your daddy, you say.
00:26:17Said you ain't seen nothing till you're down on your muffin and you're sure to be changing your ways.
00:26:21I met a cheerleader, a real young bleeder.
00:26:24Times I could reminisce.
00:26:26Cause the best thing to love him was your sister or your cousin.
00:26:28And it started with a little kiss like this.
00:26:34She started swinging with the boys in the school with your feet flying up in the air.
00:26:39Said hey, didda didda with a skiddy in the middle with a swing like you didn't care.
00:26:43So I took the big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play.
00:26:47Sounds like a bingo.
00:26:48But to me, she was fooling cause she knew what she was doing.
00:26:50When she told me, love the tea at the stage.
00:26:52She told me to run this away.
00:26:55Run this away.
00:26:57Run this away.
00:27:01Run this away.
00:27:03Run this away.
00:27:06Run this away.
00:27:08Run this away.
00:27:09Just give me a kiss.
00:27:14School boys, sweetie, with a classy kind of socks and little skirt coming way up the knee.
00:27:19There were three young ladies in the school gym locker when I noticed they were looking at me.
00:27:23I was a high school loser, never made it with the ladies till my boys told me something I missed.
00:27:27Then the next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor, so I gave her just a little kiss.
00:27:31Because I like this.
00:27:33I love this show.
00:27:37Fees all swinging with the boys in the school with the feet flying up in the air.
00:27:41Saying hey, diddle, diddle, with a skiddy in the middle with a swing like you didn't care.
00:27:45So I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play.
00:27:49What's me who foolish is what you knew what she was doing what you told me love with the inner state.
00:27:54She told me you'll run this away.
00:27:56Run this away.
00:27:58Run this away.
00:28:00Run this away.
00:28:02Run this away.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:08Run this away.
00:28:09Run this away.
00:28:10Run this away.
00:28:11Run this away.
00:28:12That was so good.
00:28:13Yes, give it up for Toasty, everybody.
00:28:14We're immediately back to the drawing board.
00:28:15We're immediately back to the drawing board.
00:28:16This is so good.
00:28:17Your face is it.
00:28:18Looks like it's just being trapped in the toasty machine, like, nooooo.
00:28:20What are you thinking, my friend?
00:28:21Immediately back to the drawing board.
00:28:23It's so good.
00:28:25Your face, it looks like it's just being trapped in the Toasty machine.
00:28:28Like, NOOOOO!
00:28:32Mo, what are you thinking, my friend?
00:28:33Oh, that was so good, Matt.
00:28:36Toasty, in the BT, you said stern critics.
00:28:39So I thought maybe it's a show where you're going to be critiqued.
00:28:43I thought of X Factor.
00:28:44I don't know, I was probably being swayed because of the accent,
00:28:46but it could be Rebecca Ferguson.
00:28:49Oh, yeah, that's good.
00:28:52If you've seen in the Clues, there was a diamond,
00:28:55and she has a song called Diamond in Her Shoes.
00:28:59Ooh.
00:29:00So that is where I led with that.
00:29:02What are you thinking, Maya, gentlemen?
00:29:03Honestly, I loved that performance.
00:29:06I was up, I felt the spirit of you.
00:29:08You have got some pipes on you.
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:10There's vocals in there.
00:29:11Because I saw a bit of a clown pop in there.
00:29:13There's a song called Clown, and I thought Emily Sanday.
00:29:16Emily Sanday's good.
00:29:18I see that's a good day.
00:29:19Jonathan, who do you think it is, my friend?
00:29:22Well, when you started, you know, sometimes we have people on who are comedians,
00:29:25and sometimes people who can't sing that well.
00:29:27When the rap came, I thought, this is going to be one of those who can't sing.
00:29:29Then when we got to the middle of it, you started singing.
00:29:31We were all blown away.
00:29:32You have an amazing voice.
00:29:35It was like a surprise, wasn't it?
00:29:37Yeah.
00:29:37And that means all of my clues, when I lived there, because I was looking at the clues,
00:29:40and I came up with from various things, I think that's an American in there.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44And I think it's going to be a star we know who's been big in America,
00:29:47who maybe came from a talent show.
00:29:48There are two names that got one from a talent show, one not.
00:29:51I think it could be Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas.
00:29:56You just wait how bad you're going to feel you laughter that.
00:29:59Oh, I think it could be Jennifer Hudson in there.
00:30:02That's my two guesses.
00:30:03Good luck.
00:30:03You know what?
00:30:04Last time I saw Jennifer, she was wearing an orange bubble cat,
00:30:07and she had cheese dripping down her arms.
00:30:09That's what I think it's a mess.
00:30:10And when Jennifer Hudson really goes for the high notes,
00:30:12she sometimes makes a face like that.
00:30:14She's like, ah!
00:30:16Davida, what are you thinking?
00:30:17Well, you're going to laugh where I went to.
00:30:19Um, I heard they like to do charitable things, I was thinking.
00:30:23Craig Phillips gave his winnings from Big Brother 1 to someone.
00:30:28I thought, Liverpudlian accent, it's Craig Phillips.
00:30:32Don't applaud me.
00:30:33I am wrong.
00:30:34That is a woman.
00:30:36I've got a feeling you're going to be in for a while,
00:30:38so I'm going to get another chance to guess you.
00:30:40Who's the tease inside the cheese?
00:30:43We'll only know when the mask comes off.
00:30:44Let's hear it for Toasty, everybody!
00:30:47Who are you, who are you, who are you, who are you?
00:30:51Who are you, who are you, who are you?
00:30:55Am I an Emily Sandwich?
00:30:57Or am I just clowning around on stage?
00:31:00Are they getting closer to this Toasty?
00:31:03Who wants some more clues?
00:31:05Yes!
00:31:07Won't you take me to...
00:31:09Donkey Town!
00:31:11It's tea bag.
00:31:12Yeah, Donkey Town.
00:31:14How do you do?
00:31:20Please call me tea bag.
00:31:23Delighted to make your acquaintance.
00:31:25I think it's someone posh.
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:28If you want a little tea, I'll take care of it.
00:31:32An archetypal Brit.
00:31:36Do you have a preference on flavour?
00:31:37Oolong?
00:31:39Darjeeling?
00:31:40Royal tea?
00:31:41Honey, there's no tea with royal tea.
00:31:43It's royal tea.
00:31:44I have leaves to match every cake.
00:31:46Getting a lot of, like, antiques roadshow vibes.
00:31:48Someone that does the 10 o'clock news maybe.
00:31:50On a Sunday, I'd like to visit the cathedral for a chinwag and a cuppa with the old chap there.
00:31:55I wonder if it's a ones to be planned because it's in the cathedral.
00:32:01Righto, where should we begin?
00:32:03Back in time.
00:32:03Back in time, yeah.
00:32:04Timeless.
00:32:05There are a whole host of reasons why I decided to take my place on the Masked Singer stage.
00:32:12It seems like awfully good fun.
00:32:17Oh, don't worry.
00:32:18I'm not about to lecture you.
00:32:20Lecture you?
00:32:21Might be a teacher of some sort.
00:32:22I just hope I don't dig myself into a hole with this clue malarkey.
00:32:26And when you put yourself together, there's the mother of a charpless man.
00:32:32We don't want to feel guilty about my decision to take part.
00:32:46You'll say we've got nothing in common, no common ground to start from.
00:32:56And we're falling apart.
00:33:00Oh, nice voice.
00:33:01Yeah.
00:33:03You'll say, the world has come between us, and lives have come between us.
00:33:14And I know you just don't care.
00:33:20And I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany?
00:33:25She said, I think I remember the film, and as I recall I did, we both kind of liked it.
00:33:34And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got.
00:33:38They do look cool, don't they?
00:33:39Yeah, and it's a nice husky voice, but I don't recognize it.
00:33:42I see you, the only one who knew me, but now you're icy through me.
00:33:54And I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany?
00:34:07When things are over, when so much is yet done, and I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany?
00:34:22She said, I think I remember the film, and as I recall I did, we both kind of liked it.
00:34:31And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got.
00:34:35I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany?
00:34:39She said, I think I remember the film, and as I recall I did, we both kind of liked it.
00:34:48And I said, well, that's the one thing we've got.
00:34:52They're very happy with that.
00:35:04Give it up for T-Bag, everybody!
00:35:06Not a pro?
00:35:07I don't know.
00:35:09High tea, some might say.
00:35:11Jonathan, what are you thinking, my friend?
00:35:13I mean, you know, I really don't know this one, because the clues were leading me in one direction,
00:35:16and then when I heard the voice, it doesn't match any of the people I was guessing.
00:35:19Because when you listed your favourite teas, and you said Royal Tea, and Royal Tea isn't a tea,
00:35:24so I think that's Royal Tea, and then you mentioned the Cathedral,
00:35:27and the Cathedral is what they call Twicken and Rugby Ground,
00:35:30so I think maybe it's someone who knows the Royal Family,
00:35:32so I was expecting to hear James Blunt, but that was not James Blunt.
00:35:36Maya, what are you thinking?
00:35:37The eyes are killing me, they're destroyed.
00:35:40I went on 10pm on the clock, and I've thought, someone that does 10pm news,
00:35:44maybe Trevor MacDonald in there.
00:35:45I'm going to tell you now, that is not Trevor MacDonald.
00:35:51The next place I went to was, there was a clue that said guilty,
00:35:56and I thought, who says guilty? A judge.
00:35:59What judges do we know and love? Judge Rinder.
00:36:02That's a good guess.
00:36:04Maybe.
00:36:05That's a good guess.
00:36:06Good guess.
00:36:07I'm thinking somebody quintessentially British, somebody who likes history.
00:36:12I saw the little sheep, the big sheep. I did think father and son.
00:36:16The royal thing, I'm pretty sure Dan Snow went to Harry's wedding, or Williams.
00:36:22Maybe it was Williams, but I think he's been to a royal wedding, so Dan Snow.
00:36:27Love that.
00:36:29Good guess.
00:36:30That is a good guess, I think.
00:36:32Mo, who do you think it is?
00:36:33So, when I looked at the VTs, I've seen clocks.
00:36:35I'm a big fan of football.
00:36:37If you're a fan of football, you have deadline day.
00:36:39There's normally a countdown clock, and because he said host of reasons,
00:36:44he's a news presenter, but for, like, you know, Sky Sports and stuff.
00:36:47It might be Jim White.
00:36:50You've got an ooh.
00:36:52You've got a good ooh, eh?
00:36:53I'll take whatever I can get.
00:36:56Well done, panel. Excellent guesses. I like you a lot.
00:36:59They've made the panel look like mugs.
00:37:01It's D-Bag, everybody.
00:37:03Who are ya? Who are ya? Who are ya? Who's that behind the mask?
00:37:10Dan Snow, I know the panel have a history of bad guesses,
00:37:15but that takes the biscuit.
00:37:19The studio audience vote is just two performances away,
00:37:22but now it's time to reveal who's behind the mask band, everybody.
00:37:28Ooh, indeed.
00:37:29Emperor Penguin, come and join me on the main stage, please.
00:37:36Penguin, Penguin, Penguin, Penguin, Penguin, Penguin.
00:37:41Emperor Penguin, in just a moment, you will be removing your mask,
00:37:44but first panel, let's have your final guesses, please.
00:37:48Mo.
00:37:48I think it's Peter Andre.
00:37:49Peter Andre.
00:37:52Davina.
00:37:52Bradley Walsh.
00:37:53Bradley Walsh.
00:37:55Maya.
00:37:56I don't think it's right, but Corner Ben.
00:37:58Corner Ben.
00:38:00Jonathan.
00:38:01Sir Trevor McDonnell.
00:38:02Sir Trevor McDonnell in there.
00:38:06There's only one way to find out, Emperor Penguin.
00:38:08Who is behind that mask?
00:38:11Everyone.
00:38:11Take it off!
00:38:13Take it off!
00:38:14Take it off!
00:38:16Take it off!
00:38:17Take it off!
00:38:19Take it off!
00:38:21Take it off!
00:38:23Take it off!
00:38:25Take it off!
00:38:26Take it off!
00:38:28Oh, my God, who is it?
00:38:30Take it off!
00:38:31Take it off!
00:38:32Take it off!
00:38:33Take it off!
00:38:34It's Matt Lucas!
00:38:36It's Matt Lucas!
00:38:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:38:40Gotcha!
00:38:42What a moment for me!
00:38:43Nice to see it!
00:38:44Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:38:45Oh, man!
00:38:48Matt Lucas!
00:38:50Oh!
00:38:50This is so fun!
00:38:52Amazing!
00:38:52What a great voice!
00:38:54What a voice!
00:38:55This is so amazing!
00:38:57What was it like singing in a penguin?
00:38:59It was very, very hot indeed.
00:39:02What did you think of some of the guesses?
00:39:03I thought they were pretty poor.
00:39:08Why was there the pugil stick?
00:39:10That was to do with the fact that I'm the master of ceremonies in the last gladiator movie.
00:39:14Ah, of course you are!
00:39:16The dove, the dove from above, shooting stars.
00:39:19Oh, my God!
00:39:20Of course it's the dove from above.
00:39:22Why the penguin?
00:39:24Well, I like a chocolate biscuit, you know?
00:39:27Well done, Matt.
00:39:28That's a wonderful thing.
00:39:29Wasn't it so fun?
00:39:32The panel really needs some help, Matt.
00:39:35So will you become a detective for the rest of the show?
00:39:36I'm going to do my very best.
00:39:38Yes!
00:39:39But first, do you fancy doing a song, Matt?
00:39:41Storing it off your pug.
00:39:43Give it a little song for us.
00:39:46Singing for us one more time.
00:39:47Give it up for Matt Lucas, everybody!
00:39:51Yeah!
00:40:11Oh, but I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
00:40:15That emperor penguin still plays me Pimbal.
00:40:22Cause a Pimbal wizard stalls a trillion more.
00:40:26Pimbal wizard, the world's new Pimbal lord.
00:40:33He's scoring more.
00:40:34He's scoring more, he's scoring more.
00:40:44Thank you!
00:40:47Yes!
00:40:48Matt Lucas, everybody!
00:40:51The Andy Antarctic Funkies.
00:40:54Give it up for the band.
00:40:59Panel, you need to make space for another panelist.
00:41:01Maya, scooch over.
00:41:03After the break, we play Conquers.
00:41:04But it's not the season!
00:41:06We'll see you in a bit.
00:41:17Welcome back to The Masked Singer, everybody!
00:41:18Where our house band has gone home.
00:41:21But look, it's made themselves all comfy on the panel.
00:41:24Everyone, it's Matt Lucas.
00:41:29How does it feel to be back on the other side, Matt?
00:41:31Oh, it's just nice to take the weight off my feet.
00:41:34I'm not going to lie.
00:41:35May I say, I used to wear a onesie on the telly.
00:41:38Yes, you did, so fast.
00:41:40I never looked as good as you.
00:41:42I've realised I look like there's an emoji that I look like.
00:41:45There's like this.
00:41:46Yes.
00:41:48Oh, I thought you were talking about the aubergine.
00:41:50I wasn't talking about the aubergine.
00:41:52Thank you very much, though.
00:41:53All right, let's see how you get on with our next act.
00:41:58Get ready to go bonkers for Conker.
00:42:01Yeah!
00:42:02Oh, you gave me a start there, my liege.
00:42:12Tis I, Conkers.
00:42:16Ready to enter the fray.
00:42:17A castle on the hill, which is the Ed Sheeran song.
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:20You're looking for a knight to remember.
00:42:22You've come to the right place.
00:42:24Just remember to look where I'm going.
00:42:26I've shown this Conker is up for any challenge.
00:42:32Even if I'd rather hide in my shell.
00:42:34When someone hides in their shell, they're quite a quiet person.
00:42:37With these spikes, I can lance a lot.
00:42:39Lancelot knights.
00:42:40And most of the time, I hit my mark.
00:42:45Mark.
00:42:46He hits the mark.
00:42:46I'm like, could he be able to mark something?
00:42:48I suppose we're all playing a part here, aren't we?
00:42:54It doesn't take much to put the fright in this night.
00:42:56Oh, no ghosts, don't scare me.
00:42:58Scared of things, trying to be brave.
00:43:02Taking on enemies, taskmaster or something.
00:43:08It's the stage set.
00:43:09Right, it's time for me to put my training to the test.
00:43:12For honor and for glory.
00:43:23Oh, Conkers is so cute.
00:43:26Lonely in this world, I see the look.
00:43:32Whoa.
00:43:35One more dream before I'm heading home.
00:43:39Who is that?
00:43:40When it's a god.
00:43:41Woo!
00:43:42Woo!
00:43:43Oh, she caught my eye in the light.
00:43:47Then she came right up to me.
00:43:49She said, oh, I'd like to meet you tonight.
00:43:54Maybe we could go dance, get up for fanny.
00:43:59She said, this life may forever want to be together.
00:44:04Then let's play it on repeat.
00:44:06We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:44:08We can dance in the morning light.
00:44:10Let's forget about our worries at the wild world outside.
00:44:14She said, oh, hi.
00:44:16Nice to meet you tonight.
00:44:18Maybe we could go dance, get up off my feet.
00:44:22We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:44:24That's great.
00:44:25That's great.
00:44:26Very good.
00:44:27She took my hand and led me through the dark.
00:44:32Oh.
00:44:35She said, feel that people get that broken heart.
00:44:40I don't recognize that voice at all.
00:44:42No, no idea.
00:44:43No, I saw the light in her eyes.
00:44:48That she came right up to me.
00:44:51She said, oh, hi.
00:44:53Nice to meet you tonight.
00:44:55Maybe we could go dance, get up off my feet.
00:44:59She said, this life may forever want to be together.
00:45:04Then let's play it on repeat.
00:45:07We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:45:09We can dance in the morning light.
00:45:11We forget about our worries at the wild world outside.
00:45:16She said, oh, hi.
00:45:18Nice to meet you tonight.
00:45:20Maybe we could go dance, get up off my feet.
00:45:24She said, this life ain't forever.
00:45:27One song here together.
00:45:29Then let's play it on repeat.
00:45:32We can dance, we can dance all night.
00:45:34Yeah!
00:45:41That's cute.
00:45:42That was very cute.
00:45:43Good performance from the country.
00:45:46Conkers, Conkers, Conkers, Conkers, Conkers.
00:45:51Give it up for Conkers, everybody.
00:45:52How good was that?
00:45:53Conkers!
00:45:55Conkers.
00:45:56This is so fun.
00:45:57It's so lovely to me.
00:45:58Conkers, me, plonkers.
00:46:02Conkers, wasn't that great?
00:46:03Performing in a seat about a bus.
00:46:05A great performance.
00:46:07So good.
00:46:08The clues were spikes and training.
00:46:10I thought, oh, it could be a runner, an athlete.
00:46:13I think we might be in the presence of Usain Bolt.
00:46:18I think I'm probably wrong there.
00:46:19It was so cute.
00:46:20There's something about that big head and how it bobbles on that body.
00:46:23It's just adorable.
00:46:24I love that.
00:46:26There was a quote that said, ghosts don't scare me.
00:46:28So I thought somebody maybe that's been involved in the show Ghosts.
00:46:32I know a comedian called Kyle Smith.
00:46:34I know.
00:46:35Could it be him?
00:46:36Maybe.
00:46:38You know what?
00:46:38In the VT, there was a castle.
00:46:41So then I thought, maybe it's the former tennis player and breakfast TV host,
00:46:46Andrew Castle.
00:46:47That's a good guess.
00:46:48And I thought, maybe it's someone who's worked with Andrew Castle,
00:46:52doing sort of morning TV.
00:46:54It's Andy Peters.
00:46:57It's Andy Peters.
00:46:58It's a good shout.
00:46:59You know what?
00:47:00I don't disagree.
00:47:01I concur.
00:47:05Oh, what's he?
00:47:06Conker's giving me something.
00:47:07Oh, it's actually real conkers.
00:47:09He's real, real conkers.
00:47:11Oh, that's so nice.
00:47:13Look at that.
00:47:13It's like your little brother.
00:47:14That's so nice.
00:47:15What do you think of Davida McColl?
00:47:18I got a feeling of an actor of some sort.
00:47:21I did slightly get a hobbit-y feel like the castle in the countryside.
00:47:24And I heard your voice and I thought, maybe it's Martin Freeman.
00:47:31I'm going with Martin Freeman.
00:47:32I think I know who you are.
00:47:34I do.
00:47:36Because you said hit the mark.
00:47:38So I really ran with that and hit.
00:47:41This person has a lot of hits.
00:47:42Their name has Mark in it.
00:47:45And then there was another clue where it says,
00:47:47hide in my shell.
00:47:48I feel like this is someone that wants to be like behind the scenes,
00:47:50not really front and center.
00:47:52I think it could be Mark Ronson.
00:47:55Oh, wow.
00:47:57Mark Ronson's an interesting guest.
00:47:59Well done, everyone.
00:48:01Absolutely excellent.
00:48:02Give it up for Conkers, everybody.
00:48:04You'll only see who's inside this old chestnut when the mask comes off.
00:48:12Let's hear it for Conkers, everyone.
00:48:13Yeah, the best and the best.
00:48:20I don't think I'm Mark Ronson.
00:48:24Nothing breaks like a heart, but have they cracked this nut?
00:48:30We've got one performance left before the studio audience vote
00:48:33for their favorite mask singer.
00:48:34But now, guess what?
00:48:36It's competition time, people.
00:48:38You're-
00:48:39Who's that behind the mares?
00:48:42Welcome back to the Masked Singer.
00:48:44Everyone's keeping secrets, especially the location where the panel have lunch.
00:48:48Why can't I join you guys?
00:48:53One more act to go, people!
00:48:58Let's get sleuthin', or should I say, sleuth-
00:49:05It's monkey business, everyone.
00:49:06It's monkey business.
00:49:15Let's get this meeting started, shall we?
00:49:18I'm monkey business.
00:49:21She is a jackass.
00:49:23She is a business lady.
00:49:25I swapped the rainforest for the concrete jungle.
00:49:29And I didn't get where I am on charm and fantastic fur alone.
00:49:36Now I'm ready to shoulder my way into the competition.
00:49:39First aid, is it someone from Casualty?
00:49:41Say goodbye to your fights.
00:49:43We're here to work, not to make friends.
00:49:48You want some tough monkey talk?
00:49:51You can't just expect opportunity to knock knock on the boardroom door.
00:49:57That's the music from the apprentice.
00:49:59This is a high-stakes banana business.
00:50:04If you want to laugh, make sure it's all the way to the back.
00:50:08Bella Donna.
00:50:09That's poison.
00:50:10And that your accounts stand up to scrutiny.
00:50:13The company is piloting a software system.
00:50:16It's been a bit of a trial.
00:50:18Not everything in business is perfect.
00:50:20But it does mean I have a brief window of time to pencil this performance.
00:50:25Let's make sure the legal are on standby.
00:50:37Yay!
00:50:38Monkey business!
00:50:41Look, monkey business is working already.
00:50:43Working the world.
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:45Woo!
00:50:46Woo!
00:50:48Woo!
00:50:50Woo!
00:50:52Woo!
00:50:53Woo!
00:50:54Woo!
00:50:55Woo!
00:50:57Woo!
00:50:58Woo!
00:50:59Woo!
00:51:00Woo!
00:51:01Woo!
00:51:02Woo!
00:51:03Woo!
00:51:04Woo!
00:51:05Woo!
00:51:06Woo!
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:08Woo!
00:51:09Woo!
00:51:10Woo!
00:51:11Woo!
00:51:12Woo!
00:51:13Woo!
00:51:14Woo!
00:51:15Woo!
00:51:16Woo!
00:51:17Woo!
00:51:18Woo!
00:51:19Woo!
00:51:20Woo!
00:51:21Woo!
00:51:22Woo!
00:51:23Woo!
00:51:24Woo!
00:51:25The woman is wow she can't say about her jack you are like no
00:51:35You ain't gonna get too far
00:51:55Watch out boy, she'll chew, oh, here she comes to the man-eat-a
00:52:09I wouldn't invite you
00:52:11I know what she can do
00:52:14She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
00:52:19Might never matter
00:52:21All the beauties that put a beast in my heart
00:52:26Come on boy scout
00:52:30Oh, here she comes
00:52:32Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
00:52:35Oh, here she comes
00:52:37She's the man-eat-a
00:52:40Oh, here she comes
00:52:43Watch out boy, she'll chew you up
00:52:48She's the man-eat-a
00:52:50Oh, here she comes
00:52:53Watch out
00:52:59I really enjoyed that
00:53:05There we go
00:53:06Give it up for monkey business everybody
00:53:09I love that
00:53:10Oh my god
00:53:11I love this costume so much
00:53:13Wow
00:53:14It's so good
00:53:15It's giving me an estate agent on planet the apes vibes
00:53:17That's what's giving me off
00:53:19Jonathan Ross, how good is this outfit?
00:53:21I love the monkey who's here for business
00:53:24Yes
00:53:25What a great performance
00:53:27Love it
00:53:28Whether or not we know who it is that remains to be seen
00:53:30Because that was confusing
00:53:31Because that was confusing
00:53:32The plane featured a lot in it
00:53:33There were lots of shots of like medicine boxes
00:53:35And first aid kits
00:53:36Could it be someone who's been in casualty
00:53:37But what's led me to this guest
00:53:38Is there was lots of mentions of tech and IT and investment
00:53:41Yeah
00:53:42I think it might be from the IT crowd
00:53:44Katherine Parkinson
00:53:45Oh
00:53:46Oh
00:53:47Maya
00:53:48Monkey business
00:53:49That was a great performance
00:53:50I love that song
00:53:51I love your outfit
00:53:52I love your hair
00:53:53Yeah
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:55Who are you though?
00:53:56So many apprentice references
00:53:58Yeah
00:53:59But as we know on this show
00:54:00That would be way too obvious
00:54:01So instead I started thinking
00:54:02There were some jokes about laughing to the bank
00:54:04Could it be a comedian?
00:54:05Maybe Katherine Ryan
00:54:07She's a boss lady
00:54:08That's what I thought at one point
00:54:09Did you think that?
00:54:10But then she's done it before
00:54:11So I'm like
00:54:12I don't know if she'd be double dipping
00:54:13So then I kind of just got left with
00:54:16Not really too much
00:54:17Apart from maybe Cheryl
00:54:18Kind of moving like Cheryl
00:54:20She was really grateful about
00:54:22That's a very good voice as well
00:54:23I like that
00:54:24Matt Lucas
00:54:25I think you might be
00:54:26Someone who has sung professionally
00:54:28I think you sing very well
00:54:30I'm gonna go
00:54:31With somebody I saw once
00:54:33Singing on stage
00:54:34Who was incredible
00:54:35And that was Martine McCutcheon
00:54:38Oh
00:54:39She was black swan in series one
00:54:41So she's double dipping as well
00:54:43What are you thinking Mo?
00:54:45This is a really tough one
00:54:47Because when Monkey Business started singing
00:54:49I really felt like I recognised the voice
00:54:51Yes
00:54:52There was the music from The Apprentice
00:54:56And there was the boardroom
00:54:58And possibly it could be Karen Brady in there
00:55:00Could be Karen Brady in there
00:55:02Davina finally
00:55:04Who is it?
00:55:05So she means business
00:55:06She means business
00:55:07She's got the suit on
00:55:08She walks like she means business
00:55:10It just reeks of succession
00:55:12The Roy family
00:55:13I was thinking Shiv
00:55:15And then I realised Shiv's not a real person
00:55:16No
00:55:17It's a character
00:55:18That's true
00:55:19In a TV show
00:55:20I've actually gone mad
00:55:22So then I thought
00:55:23Okay forget that
00:55:24I went to Dragon's Den
00:55:25And I thought maybe
00:55:27Sarah David
00:55:28Oh yeah
00:55:29I like what you're thinking panel
00:55:31Well done
00:55:32Will only chimpanzee
00:55:33Who's inside
00:55:34When the mask comes off
00:55:36Give it up for Monkey Business everybody
00:55:38Monkey Business
00:55:43Monkey Business
00:55:44I actually love that they thought
00:55:47Marty McCutcheon would come back for a second go
00:55:50Get HR on the phone
00:55:52Because those guesses were criminal
00:55:54All six of tonight's mask singers have performed
00:55:58Which means the studio audience vote is coming right up
00:56:01Find out who's gonna be unmasked in minutes
00:56:15Welcome back everybody
00:56:17All of our mask singers have performed
00:56:19And now it is time for the studio audience to vote for their favorites
00:56:23The two characters with the fewest votes will then face the panel
00:56:27And they will decide who is unmasked
00:56:30While the studio audience vote here is a reminder of tonight's performance
00:56:34I'm coming up so you better get this party started
00:56:41Sex bomb, sex bomb, sex bomb, sex bomb, sex bomb
00:56:45I'm a detective can I speak to you
00:56:48I do
00:56:49Run this way
00:56:51Run this way
00:57:05Run this way
00:57:11And I said water bottles
00:57:18I want to chew up
00:57:20Oh, here she comes
00:57:22Team Man and Eater
00:57:28The results are in
00:57:34I can reveal that in no particular order
00:57:37The Masked Singer staying in the competition
00:57:48Toasty
00:57:56Monkey Business
00:58:00Conkers
00:58:08The final act going through is
00:58:18Arctic Box
00:58:24Well done
00:58:26Which sadly means
00:58:28Teabag and Yak are in tonight's bottom two
00:58:32Congratulations to the rest of you
00:58:34We'll see you all next week
00:58:36Head up down the tunnel my friends
00:58:38Well done Toasty
00:58:40Well done
00:58:42Oh God
00:58:44Oh God
00:58:46Why do I suddenly feel like a matador
00:58:49Yak come back
00:58:50Come back Yak
00:58:51Come back
00:58:52Come Yak
00:58:53Back
00:58:54Teabag
00:58:55Good job
00:58:56Okay
00:58:57Okay
00:58:58This
00:58:59I think this is it
00:59:04Panel
00:59:06Please discuss amongst yourselves
00:59:08And decide which character
00:59:10You would like to save
00:59:12Teabag
00:59:13Or Yak
00:59:16The Masked Singer
00:59:18The Masked Singer that panel decide to save
00:59:19Will continue in the competition
00:59:21The other will be unmasked
00:59:23Okay
00:59:24Mo
00:59:25Have the panel
00:59:27Made a decision
00:59:28Yes we have
00:59:29Okay Mo
00:59:30Can you please tell us which Masked Singer
00:59:32You would like to save
00:59:33Oh
00:59:34It was such a great show
00:59:36But unfortunately someone has to go
00:59:38And the person
00:59:39We are going to save is
00:59:42Healthy
00:59:43Talib
00:59:44Is
00:59:45Mu
00:59:46Like
00:59:59Yuck
01:00:00OK
01:00:01Yuck
01:00:02I love you
01:00:03Yuck
01:00:05Yuck
01:00:06Yuck
01:00:07Teabag, everybody!
01:00:11Oh, no. Oh, no.
01:00:14Don't deflate. It makes it worse.
01:00:17Well done, Teabag.
01:00:19Oh, Teabag!
01:00:21Sadly, your time on The Masked Singer has come to an end
01:00:24and you will be unmasked.
01:00:26But first, panel, who do you think Teabag is?
01:00:30Mo Gilligan.
01:00:31I'm going to change my guest job. Oh.
01:00:33Whoever it is, I feel like they're quite tall, Joe.
01:00:35They are very tall.
01:00:37I think you might be Richard Osmond.
01:00:42What are you going to go for? Dan Snow.
01:00:44Dan Snow, I like it.
01:00:46Matt Lucas.
01:00:48Yeah, staying on the tall theme, I'm going to go with Stephen Merchant.
01:00:52Oh!
01:00:54I'm going to say Rob Rinder.
01:00:57Rob Rinder.
01:00:59Who's your guest, Jonathan?
01:01:01I'm changing. I didn't even say this name earlier,
01:01:03but I'll be looking back at the clues, and I think the royalty
01:01:05and the fact the cathedral, I think, refers to rugby,
01:01:07so I think this is someone who plays rugby,
01:01:08who knows the royal family.
01:01:09I'm going to say Mike Tyndall.
01:01:14Great guest as well.
01:01:15Ladies and gentlemen, there's only one way to find out
01:01:17who's by the mask. Everyone!
01:01:19Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take it up! Take
01:01:49Oh
01:02:02It's so annoying
01:02:07I was talking to you like four days ago, so that's poor for me
01:02:13You to work
01:02:19I was guessing Judge Rinder
01:02:23But none of those clues made me think of you at all
01:02:26Royalty was all the work I've done with Heads Together the Royal Mental Health Charity and all the clocks
01:02:33Which you referenced were never be a right time the single that came off the room
01:02:39You did such a good job disguising your voice. Yeah, that was really it didn't make singing any easier. I'll tell you that much
01:02:46Were you nervous? Absolutely, yeah, although it was quite fun
01:02:50It was nice being able to hide behind a mask and just be silly for once
01:02:53Yeah, really really go for it. I enjoyed it so much. Did you? Yeah, and my son Slemaine has no idea that I'm a giant teabag
01:03:00And how old is he now? He's four and a half so when he watches this he's gonna be like what daddy why are you?
01:03:04No, no, no, no, he's gonna have nightmares
01:03:06Although he does
01:03:07Although he does know the song because he's had to listen to me practice in the car over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
01:03:13Oh, so cute
01:03:15While he screams for Alanis Morissette
01:03:17Honestly it's been so much fun and I'm really happy with the fact that none of you guessed it was me there
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24It's really good
01:03:25And at the end of our massive mask weekend ladies and gentlemen we'll be back next Saturday night with the mask singer sports day
01:03:33Hooray!
01:03:34Don't forget to switch over to ITVX for unmasked with Harriet Rose. She puts the clue in
01:03:40Exclusives, but now for one final time on Mars at last ladies and gentlemen is Professor
01:04:04We're falling apart
01:04:09You said
01:04:12The world has come between us
01:04:17Our lives have come between us
01:04:20Yeah, I really love you guys
01:04:34Remember the film and as I recall I think
01:04:38We both kinda liked it
01:04:40And I said, well that's
01:04:42The one thing we've got
01:04:44I said, what about
01:04:46Breakfast at Tiffany
01:04:48She said, I think I
01:04:51Remember the film and as I recall I think
01:04:55We both kinda liked it
01:04:57And I said, well that's
01:04:59The one thing we've got
01:05:04Well done
01:05:09Next week
01:05:10Go
01:05:11It's the Sports Day Special
01:05:13The race for Clues is on
01:05:15Freddie Flintoff joins the panel
01:05:17I really enjoyed that but it's slightly terrifying at the same time
01:05:23And another Mars singer is sent off
01:05:26Of course
01:05:27Pen drop
01:05:29Stick the kettle on Sunday and get ready for a quiz show that's a little different from the others
01:05:33Take one giant sized eliminated game board and 81 hungry contestants all going head to head
01:05:39In a series of quick fire jewels and each one hoping to scoop a £50,000 prize
01:05:44The floor is next
01:05:45And look out for John Coolshaw in Book of the Dead Midsummer Murders
01:05:50That's streaming on STV player
01:05:51The RPG park is streaming on STB player
01:05:52You
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