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00:00Dan, we're here, on a rooftop in Berlin.
00:06The sun is setting, this club is gorgeous, and there is no one here who is not a grade one decent human being.
00:13There will never come a better time for you to drop a pill than this exact moment.
00:21Shall I just leave her?
00:23Well, you've never drunk or taken drugs. Half as sensible.
00:27But you did just bring her suicide.
00:30And the Holocaust.
00:32In a nightclub.
00:34So...
01:00How do you feel it though?
01:02Yeah.
01:03Your eyes! I literally just thought of your eyes too!
01:06Oh my god!
01:08Yes!
01:09How does it feel?
01:10You feel good?
01:11Yeah?
01:12Yeah.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Yeah.
01:15Yeah.
01:16Yeah.
01:17Yeah.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Yeah.
01:25Yeah.
01:26Yeah...
01:27Yeah.
01:28Yeah.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32Yeah.
01:34Yeah.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Accord that night, they're gonna be too big.
01:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:09I've been talking for about two minutes.
03:17Seriously, this juice though, why is it so good?
04:09Beautiful loaf.
04:10So into a lot of your leavens plus 650 grams of water.
04:14Now it's time to combine everything.
04:18Work it until there's no dry flour left.
04:20And now let's go rest for 30 minutes.
04:24This is called the auto-leavens.
04:27When you give the...
04:28We are going to do stretch pools here too.
04:42But since you guys are more advanced, we're going to first start with this.
04:47Flat down, pull back, pull apart, and fold.
04:51And you'll see as I do this that the dough will go from shaggy and messy to smooth and strong.
04:56Now, if I were using my conventional oven, I would preheat to 485 degrees Fahrenheit.
05:03In my Rothko, I set the dial to 250 degrees Celsius.
05:07That's 482 degrees Fahrenheit.
05:10You made this, Dan?
05:35Yep.
05:35Looks real.
05:39It is real.
05:40I made it.
05:42You're a person who bakes bread now then, eh?
05:46Yes, I think maybe I am.
05:48How was it, Berlin?
05:51It was amazing.
05:53I felt better there than I felt in years.
05:55Good.
05:56That's good.
05:57You deserve that.
05:59It won't be long.
06:00It's just so good at getting Dean down.
06:02It drives me nuts, to be honest.
06:09Have you, um, heard from the Governor yet?
06:14Expecting a call any day now.
06:17I really should get a lawyer.
06:19You haven't got a lawyer yet?
06:22Dan.
06:23You need to get a lawyer.
06:25Yeah, I know.
06:26Dan.
06:26Get a lawyer.
06:27I can't bury your head with this.
06:32This is going to get real very soon.
06:34Yeah, I know.
06:34It's just...
06:37Lee told you how we met, right?
06:44Yeah.
06:46You met in recovery?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Did he tell you how I ended up in recovery?
06:52No.
06:52I mean, he said that something happened, but he didn't say what.
06:58Well, I used to work as a prison officer, you know that.
07:01And I was on a young offenders unit, which...
07:04They're the worst.
07:05Just, yeah, testosterone raging.
07:09Teens trying to prove themselves.
07:10One day, in the chapel, I'm trying to break up a fight between three lads.
07:18I get caught in the middle, pushed to the ground, and they turned on me.
07:25Kicked me in the head.
07:27Face, ribs, kidneys.
07:29And then eight other lads ran over and joined in.
07:36Jesus Christ, Laura.
07:38Yeah.
07:40Yeah, so I was bedridden, and they put me on codeine for the pain.
07:46And then when I did go back, well, I hadn't seen the faces of the lads who'd jumped in.
07:55So every time I'm with one of them, part of me is thinking, was it you?
08:02So I just fell deeper into codeine and felt it to get out.
08:07Thing is, I hated those boys, but I also found it hard to blame them.
08:25I mean, most of them had called me mum by mistake at some time or another, and I just...
08:31I just couldn't do it no more, Dan.
08:34I was...
08:38neither one thing nor the other.
08:46It's being split that kills you.
08:56Jesus Christ.
09:00I had no idea that that happened to you, Laura.
09:02What am I going to do?
09:06Carry it around with me for the rest of my life?
09:12Down, boo-fucking-ya.
09:15God, you are so annoying.
09:16Well, what can I say? The boy loves his daddy.
09:19You coming?
09:27See you later.
09:28All right.
09:32So, you finally took drugs, eh?
09:35Did you like it?
09:37Yes, he likes it.
09:40So, you go abroad, drop a knee, come back, start baking?
09:44Yeah, it's the new me.
09:47It was either that or learn Sanskrit.
09:50Miss baking, did it involve using your oven by any chance?
09:53It did.
09:54It did, yeah.
09:56I used my oven.
09:58And?
09:59And it took me an hour and 15 minutes to go out.
10:04I had to wait for the cooker to get ice cold before I could walk out.
10:08Damn.
10:12All right.
10:13Here's what you do.
10:14You're going out, right?
10:17You pull a table in front of your oven.
10:19You put everything you need on it.
10:20Phone, wallet, keys, all of it.
10:22Get ready.
10:23Take a shit.
10:24Crafty wank, whatever.
10:26Then you go back to that table and you put each one of those things in your pocket.
10:29Then, you touch each gas ring once.
10:32You look in the oven once.
10:34You look in the grill once.
10:35Just once.
10:36You don't do anything more than once.
10:39And then you say goodbye and good fuck.
10:42And you walk out that door.
10:43And then, and Dan, this is the most important bit.
10:47You do not come back.
10:53That sounds like surprisingly good advice.
10:59Thanks.
11:02You're not inside yet, Dan.
11:05You've got your case, defence, appeals.
11:10You take it one step at a time.
11:13Yeah.
11:21You're looking better.
11:23I'm back in the meetings.
11:25Doing what I need to do, you know?
11:29And you?
11:35Do you remember the, um, the prisoner that I told you about that, that you dads pad me?
11:43You're not talking to him again, are you?
11:44No, no, no.
11:45Um, I'm on suspension.
11:47I couldn't even if I wanted to.
11:52But he told me that the guy got released.
11:58I checked the dates.
12:01And I know who he is.
12:02His name is Matthew Hall.
12:08I arranged to meet him this afternoon.
12:16Okay.
12:17Well, I wish that I could walk away.
12:19I, I wish I could just move on like you and Laura, but I can't.
12:22Mum says that I love the man that I know I hated.
12:28How can I move on?
12:30We want you to be Dean's godfather.
12:34Me and Laura were getting him christened.
12:35We want you to be the godfather.
12:39But he needs stability, Dan.
12:41He needs a godparent who can walk out the door and meet him on time.
12:45Who isn't obsessed by a man who tossed him aside like a huge snot rag 25 years ago.
12:51Don't go and see this guy.
13:04He's walking away, yeah?
13:05He's walking away now.
13:21Okay.
13:22That's not a weird voice.
13:23Okay.
13:24We're never going away now.
13:25It's wysokino, and we will be dealing with him here.
13:26I'm there.
13:27We're not at all.
13:28I'm in the same place.
13:28He was never at all.
13:37Well, Don't go and see me, he'll be.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:44Heķ, it's even better.
13:49Who's that?
14:11Uh, hello?
14:13Is that Matthew?
14:15Matty.
14:17Matty, um...
14:19It's... My name's Dan Stewart.
14:21We spoke on the phone.
14:23You're fucking late.
14:24I know, sorry. I was late. The, um...
14:27I've been fucking waiting for you.
14:28You're 40 minutes late.
14:31Sorry about that. Yeah, the bus was stopped.
14:36Then when did you call?
14:38Uh, uh...
14:40My... Sorry, my phone got nicked.
14:46Wasn't that a skinny lad upstairs?
14:48What?
14:49Was it that skinny lad upstairs that nicked your phone?
14:53No.
14:54No, I've... I've only just got here.
14:58He's always nicking phones, he is.
15:02There's supposed to be no crime here.
15:04Shh...
15:05Shh...
15:09Shh...
15:14Shh...
15:18Shh...
15:19I don't know.
15:49I, um, brought some biscuits.
16:03Digestant?
16:04Um, no, they're an own brand, they're kind of like Hobnobs.
16:09Oh, fucking Hobnobs.
16:13You'll want a tea then?
16:16How many sugars?
16:20None.
16:23Sorry about all the air freshness.
16:25No, that's fine.
16:27He keeps cooking fish, that skinny lad.
16:31I think it's him anyway.
16:33Might be someone else, I don't know.
16:35It stinks.
16:37It stinks.
16:38It stinks.
16:39It stinks.
16:40Are you okay here?
16:41I don't know.
16:42It stinks.
16:43It stinks.
16:44It stinks.
16:45Are you okay here?
16:46I mean, is there anyone helping you since you got out?
16:53Is there help?
16:54What are you on about?
16:55Well, you get a probation officer, but that's just to make sure you're not up to shite.
16:58There's no fucking help.
16:59There's no fucking help.
17:00What are you on about?
17:01You get a probation officer, but that's just to make sure you're not up to shite.
17:05There's no fucking help.
17:06Do you know where Basil is?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Oh, yeah.
17:11You get a probation officer, but that's just to make sure you're not up to shite.
17:14There's no fucking help.
17:16Do you know where Basil is?
17:30Yeah.
17:31Yeah.
17:35It's in Switzerland.
17:36Switzerland, that's right, yeah.
17:38I got a son out there.
17:40Working there he is. He's got two kids.
17:44I was thinking of going out and seeing him.
17:47That sounds nice.
17:51So can you get a plane there?
17:53Go to Basel? Yeah, sure.
17:56How much would that be?
17:58I don't know. Um, maybe a few hundred.
18:02Well, a train. Can you get a train to Basel?
18:05I think you might have to change.
18:08How much would that cost?
18:10I really don't know.
18:15I mean, everything is online now.
18:16You know, I've been inside for 14 years.
18:18I don't know how to do all this fucking...
18:28So you were my dad's padmate?
18:37Oh.
18:39Eight months I was, yeah.
18:43Uh...
18:45What was he like?
18:47Your dad?
18:48Yeah.
18:49What was your dad like?
18:50Well, he was, uh...
18:54He was all right.
18:57Was he?
18:58Yeah.
19:00Yeah, he was all right.
19:01He was a...
19:02He was a laugh.
19:05My dad?
19:07My dad was...
19:08Was a laugh.
19:09Funny as fuck your dad.
19:12I did a good stretch with him and laughed my way through most of it.
19:16Yeah.
19:17He was a good lad.
19:19Share his last fag he would.
19:21You know, and then they banned Sigs in prison and fucking ruined it.
19:26Much prison without a smoke.
19:28I tell you what, I'll never go back there now.
19:33That just doesn't sound like the man that I remember.
19:36Yeah, well, I'm not fucking lying, you know.
19:37Well, I'm not...
19:38I know...
19:39And that bunch of them make months.
19:42Every day.
19:44I know him better than you.
19:50He was a good lad.
19:52He had his moods, yeah.
19:53But he was a good lad.
19:56And he helped me with reading letters for my son.
19:59Other lads, they'd take the piss if they read a soft word and then you'd be into something like...
20:02But not him, not your dad.
20:04He understood kindness.
20:05Did he?
20:06Yeah, he fucking well did.
20:09Look, you knew the man on the out.
20:11Right?
20:12But I knew the inside man.
20:13The man who was always there.
20:14The man who can't hide.
20:16Well...
20:19Which do you think is more real?
20:21I fucking eat hobnobs.
20:22There's all them fucking bits in it.
20:23I don't like fucking bits.
20:24What's wrong with the chocolate digestive?
20:25Did he ever talk about my mum?
20:26Yeah.
20:27Every single day.
20:28What was...
20:29Was he still angry with her then or...?
20:30No.
20:31No.
20:32No.
20:33No.
20:34No.
20:35No.
20:36No.
20:37No.
20:38No.
20:39No.
20:40No.
20:41No.
20:42No.
20:43No.
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:47No.
20:48No.
20:49No.
20:50No.
20:51No.
20:52No.
20:53No.
20:54No.
20:55No.
20:56No.
20:57No.
20:58No.
20:59No.
21:00No.
21:01No.
21:02No.
21:03No.
21:04No.
21:05No.
21:06No.
21:07No.
21:08No.
21:09No.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12There's another man you get fucking chopsy with for that, but not your dad.
21:17That you didn't mind like us.
21:20Because he was a good'un.
21:21So my dad said those words?
21:23He said she made him a better man, but that he wasn't good enough.
21:30He wasn't angry with her.
21:33He was too busy loving her.
21:42I'm getting tired now.
21:46If I go have my nap, I have to have a nap in the afternoon.
21:54Is there anything else?
21:58Did he ever talk about me?
22:03You're not the drug one, are you?
22:10No, son.
22:12He never talked about you.
22:42I don't know.
22:49I do.
22:50I don't know.
22:52I'm not.
22:56I don't know.
22:57I don't know.
23:27I don't know.
23:57Hey, Dan.
23:59What's going on?
24:00What happened to that class?
24:02Hey, yeah, um, sorry.
24:04I've been away.
24:05Where, like a holiday, is it?
24:07Before I detected a bit of a tan.
24:09I did go abroad, yeah.
24:11Lovely.
24:11Where'd you go?
24:13At Berlin.
24:14Berlin?
24:15I love Berlin.
24:16You've never been to Berlin.
24:17Yes, I fucking have.
24:18I've been there loads.
24:19The drug scene is crazy in Berlin.
24:20You do the clubs, Dan.
24:22You go to Berkheim.
24:22Tom, you went to Berkheim.
24:23Sorry, didn't go to Berkheim.
24:25The food, though.
24:26You got yourself some curry verse, right?
24:28Yeah.
24:29I hated curry verse.
24:30What the fuck is a curry verse?
24:32Berlin speciality.
24:33Breakfast covered in ketchup and curry powder.
24:35It's fucking disgusting, to be honest, but you've got to do it, innit?
24:39You go have your boyfriend, Dan?
24:40No, this time I went alone.
24:42Okay, okay.
24:43Listen, you've got to get them classes going, you know, because Keef, he's riling without
24:47them, you know?
24:48He's eating a dictionary a day, yeah?
24:50And just gunning us down with words, fam.
24:54So how are you guys doing?
24:56No, I suppose we're just killing time and chatting shit and waiting for that out.
25:02Come on.
25:03See you later, Dan.
25:05Guten tag, boss.
25:06Good to see you, boy.
25:07See you, dad.
25:07All right.
25:07Good to see you, man.
25:38Yeah, I'll just wait.
25:39Good.
25:41It won't be long.
25:42Or he might be, who fucking knows.
25:53I had to do what I had to.
25:57Yeah, I know.
25:58I mean, I should never have put you in that position, really, or Jamie.
26:06It's me that should apologise, not you.
26:09I wasn't fucking apologising.
26:16Hey, how's Greg doing?
26:17Who's Greg?
26:19You know, Greg, the Skittles.
26:20Oh, Greg.
26:22Oh, yeah, he's gone.
26:25You got released?
26:26No, suicide.
26:28What?
26:29Yeah, I think it was asphyxiation.
26:32But to be honest, it was two suicides ago, so...
26:34Are you serious?
26:37He's dead?
26:38The thing is, Dan, they don't all make it out of here.
26:43Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:44Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:45Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:45Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:46Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:46Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:46Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:47Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:47Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:48Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:49Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:49Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:50Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:50Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:51Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:52Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:53Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:54Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:55Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:56Oh, yeah, I don't know.
26:57Come on.
27:27You've elected not to have a lawyer present.
27:30That's right.
27:31Can I ask why?
27:33There's no new information.
27:36I told you the truth.
27:38You know everything.
27:39Why didn't you tell me your father was a prisoner?
27:42Well, I've not seen him in 20 years.
27:45He's not a part of my life.
27:46Isn't he?
27:48Things like that can have a long tail.
27:51He's just not a part of my life.
27:54What is it you think you've been doing here, Dan?
27:59What am I, sorry?
28:02What have you been achieving?
28:05Um...
28:12People...
28:15People sort of enjoy thinking.
28:18Even those who we deem not to be good at it.
28:22Thinking is human.
28:27My course lets them think for a bit.
28:31It lets them feel human.
28:37The reason I operate a zero-tolerance policy as regards staff and contraband isn't piety.
28:44It's out of necessity.
28:46In common with every facility in this country, my prison is rife with drugs, violence and extortion.
28:52The levers I have at my disposal to stop staff exploiting or being exploited are very few.
28:58Prosecuting people like you to the full extent of the law is really the main one.
29:05I do it because it works.
29:07I understand.
29:09So, in light of that, I've decided not to prosecute.
29:16Excuse me?
29:18You didn't do what you did for gain.
29:19That's clear.
29:21So, prosecution serves no purpose other than to deprive the men of something they seem to like.
29:26You're right.
29:28They do like to think.
29:29It does make them feel human.
29:32It's better for me to have humans in it.
29:34Humans I can deal with.
29:36It's all right. I'm okay. I'm not going to get...
29:38I'm lifting suspension.
29:39Effective immediately.
29:42This is only one of a handful of times in the last 15 years I've given a second chance for something like this.
29:48There won't be a third.
29:49Do you understand that?
29:50Yes, I do.
30:15Fuck me.
30:16Hey, hey.
30:20Hey, what's wrong?
30:21Yeah, I'm okay.
30:22Hey, hey, hey.
30:23You okay?
30:24I'm okay.
30:25I'm okay.
30:32Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
31:20Thank you so much.
31:23Thank you so much.
31:24Thank you very much.
31:29Thank you very much.
31:30We all wander far from God and lose our way.
31:34Christ comes to find us and welcomes us home.
31:39we respond to his call therefore i ask do you turn away from sin i do do you reject evil
31:51do you turn to christ the savior
32:09you look good with that baby in his arms didn't you go this thing is all it did look good though
32:20you know what they say laura one grandchild is plenty but two is even better no one says
32:26or three or four here pack it in you
32:32he did look good with that baby though
32:33last time he was here this is for martin's funeral
32:42it's nice to be back like this
32:47oh you're you're a baker now sour though martin would be proud
32:52sorry about what i said the last time you'll be here
33:06you never need to say sorry danny not to a parent we're bolted on
33:13i took drugs oh my god why are you telling me that danny i'm your bloody mum you told me to
33:26yeah well i didn't think you were going to come and tell me all about it oh jesus christ danny
33:33what drugs did you do then actually don't tell me i don't want to know well go on then what did you do
33:37sorry it was just it was recreational it wasn't it wasn't anything you know are you going to do it
33:43again i mean do i need to worry no look mum i just i just went out and did normal things
33:50i thought you'd want to know that i was being normal oh oh this is you being normal take drugs
33:55then very normally come and tell your mum all about it christening just like normal people do
33:59all right mum i'm pleased you're being normal he always was proud of you
34:15martin
34:19he was proud of you every single day
34:23he was proud of you every single day
34:27just like we all are
34:35just like we all are
34:41just like we all are
34:43just like we all are
34:51so after a few minutes of this i'll stop i'll turn around and i'll go oh oh i'm sorry sir
35:07i didn't know you were there i couldn't hear over the sound of all that honking
35:14oh my god what did he do well he loses it he bangs his foot on the accelerator goes all the way around
35:20the outside of the car park to get around me so i thought all right so i just slipped on up and
35:27blocked the exit you didn't big line of fucking trolleys he gets ran and there's me kneeling doing
35:37my shoe like the next thing i know he's nudging right up to my trolleys he starts shunting them
35:44oh no what with his tesla with his fucking tesla oh my god what did you do frank well i just stood there watching that
35:52massive scraping sand the metal there isn't finally i'll step in and i'll say excuse me sir i would not advise you to do that and he says i don't take advice from the likes of you
36:07good girl and i'll say i would if i were you sir because you're ripping your fucking bumper off
36:17it's ripped him right off then
36:20hey next thing i know there's a copper now what why no no no idea someone must have phoned him tesla's
36:29ecstatic he's straight with this man has kidnapped me says oh kidnap he says
36:39well this copper he takes one look at me he comes over and says
36:44all right frank how you doing he's only one of the bunch that nick me and vinnie last time
36:50no no no no they loved us when they nick me and vinnie they was as good as gold most of these
36:58only get to deal with junkies but we was proper criminals they had a board up with pins and string
37:05all our crimes on mom she's so proud and he's all right good to see you frank you're looking so well
37:14oh you put a bit of weight on glad to see your back on your feet you keep your nose crazy then he turns
37:21to elong fucking musk nix him for criminal damage and threatening behavior
37:35you have to believe it see ya hi buddy all right mum's pissed don't you yep
37:48all right now last minute cuddles oh goodbye who are you off to tonight um i'm gonna go home get ready
38:01uh i've got a date well it's not a date i'm i'm meeting natasha yeah yeah it's not a date i'm just gonna get a copy
38:14still that is something yeah yeah it's something isn't it
38:18thanks for asking me lee it's a great honor you soppy twat come on hi
38:31oh i got it oh i got you
38:35all right let go of it then let go of what the guilt
38:41do you know why dad walked out and that's the actual reason
38:52because he's a fucking idiot that's all
38:58it's no deeper than that
39:01you look at this boy and you tell me it's any deeper than that
39:11you look at this boy and i'm gonna get out
39:16it's all right
39:24it's all right
39:26it's all right
39:28it's all right
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