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00:26Excuse me.
00:54You're telling me that the woman who loves to sing at any opportunity, who organises
01:01drag nights and bingo nights and all that stuff, who loves being centre of attention,
01:05all of a sudden it's her birthday and she doesn't want no fuck?
01:09I want in the mood.
01:13What are you talking about?
01:14You're always in the mood.
01:16You are the mood.
01:18But it's not so jazz hands when you realise.
01:21When you realise what?
01:23My life's not exactly what I thought it'd be, alright.
01:28At 49 the remix.
01:30So I didn't really want a fuck.
01:32Right.
01:33Is this because you've not got a fella?
01:35No.
01:36It's not just that.
01:40I love my life, but sometimes...
01:45A bit lonely.
01:48Bob on.
01:49Right.
01:50Well.
01:51Listen.
01:52I know that your life might not be where you think it should be right now, but I'll let
01:58me tell you.
01:59You are fantastic.
02:00And I'm telling you now, you've made my life a hundred times better.
02:05May I have this dance?
02:06Come on, Carl.
02:07Heyo.
02:08Never fear it.
02:09Your cake is here.
02:10Oh!
02:11Now that cake looks very, very heavy.
02:12It's a very good job that you've got such lovely muscly arms.
02:13Oh, you've got lovely muscly arms too as well that can help play.
02:17It's a good day.
02:18Oh!
02:19It's a good day.
02:20Oh!
02:21You and Todd have saved it, eh?
02:22Oh, yeah.
02:23That's right, yeah.
02:24Where is Todd?
02:25Oh, you know, he's a bit of a light, the way she's gone for a light.
02:27What, is she out there anything to drink?
02:30Well, that's my point, exactly.
02:32What, is we just wanting to go home?
02:35Oh!
02:36He's left without saying his goodbyes.
02:37Oh, listen, don't worry about goodbyes.
02:38You see him all the time.
02:39Don't you worry little Ed about Todd.
02:40Oh!
02:41Sally Spectacular!
02:42Are you dancing?
02:43Oh!
02:44Because I am asking.
02:45Moo!
02:46Moo!
02:47Moo!
02:48Moo!
02:49Moo!
02:50Moo!
02:51Moo!
02:52Moo!
02:54Moo!
02:55Moo!
02:56Moo!
02:57Moo!
02:58Moo!
02:59Moo!
03:00Moo!
03:01Moo!
03:02Moo!
03:03Moo!
03:04Moo!
03:05There's no one fitter than you, except me, and it's not me.
03:10So go on then.
03:12Who is she?
03:14Carl's latest.
03:20It's James.
03:25James?
03:26James Bailey?
03:32I can't believe this.
03:34James!
03:35That sneaky little skank!
03:37Oh, Carl's the skank.
03:41You blew up your life for him.
03:43Oh, thanks for the reminder.
03:46What am I going to do, Tris?
03:48Well, you can stop being such a sap.
03:51And you'll come to the right place for sympathy.
03:53No, I mean it, Abby.
03:54Remember who you are.
03:56No, you're right.
03:58What am I doing here?
04:00I should be chucking Carl's clothes out the window, or I don't know, cutting up his best jacket.
04:05No, that's amateur.
04:06You're smarter than that.
04:08I'm not, though, am I?
04:09We were putting money aside for our new life in flaming Dusseldorf, and I'm putting groceries on credit cards while he's copping off with anyone he likes.
04:23Right, so he's got a nice little nest egg, has he, for Germany?
04:28A few grand.
04:29Be a shame if that went missing.
04:32What, you reckon I should rob it?
04:35Pay your debts off, buy a fabulous pair of shoes, and walk all over him. Fleece him!
04:41I knew there was a reason you and me were mates.
04:46Do not shed a single tear over him again, okay? Do you hear me?
04:50Damn right.
04:52Right, I've got to go, cos, erm, I've got some stuff to do.
05:02Did you not think to ask me first?
05:04I wasn't gonna see my mum out in the street, was I?
05:07She's not gonna be happy until I'm in the gutter.
05:08Oh, that's not true. You two just clash. Christmas didn't do any good either.
05:12That was all her doing.
05:14I know, but...
05:16Babe, she hates my guts.
05:18She doesn't.
05:20Eva, take this upstairs, would you?
05:23Today, if it's not too much trouble.
05:25It is, actually. You'll have to do it yourself.
05:27Carefully don't break your neck on the way up.
05:29I'm surprised that hasn't happened to you in those trashy heels.
05:33Alright, enough. This is our home.
05:36Exactly.
05:37No, I mean all of ours. So can we please just get along?
05:42She hasn't even said sorry.
05:44Well, I am sorry. I'm sorry you feel so aggrieved.
05:47Babe, that is not an apology.
05:50That's the best you're gonna get.
05:52Now, can we just move forward, please?
05:54I'll do a spot of cleaning.
05:56Stay to the place.
05:58Right, seriously.
05:59So, how is university for the very, very, very mature student?
06:08Oh, well, you know me.
06:11Potential barrister.
06:13Elderly, vagrant, pub, landlady. I treat everyone the same.
06:18It'd be an awful pity if you got barred, wouldn't it?
06:21I thought you were studying law, not medicine.
06:24If you must know, this is all about my grandson's accident.
06:29Well, his recovery from the hit and run.
06:33Mystery of the century?
06:34I'd like you to know that this is my life.
06:37It's not some cheap TV thriller.
06:40Oh, the drama of you.
06:42That.
06:44He's still alive, isn't he?
06:46And on the mend?
06:47Well, he would be.
06:49If he went to his physio, if he weren't too scared, the stubborn ox.
06:53And he doesn't listen to a word you say.
06:55Maybe it's the way you say it.
06:57Maybe he's just a stubborn ox who needs to apologise.
07:00Sometimes you have to.
07:02With family.
07:10You see, if I'd cancelled the sparrow, I would have lost my hefty deposit, you know.
07:14Who is this bloke, any road?
07:16Andrew Scott.
07:18Well, he's an amazing actor that me and Todd adore.
07:21But I get that you didn't want to lose your deposit, so it's fine.
07:24Can you take someone else?
07:26Well, it was kind of more for Todd than me.
07:27But, erm...
07:29Yeah, I'm sure I could find someone.
07:31Hey, I've just found this in Todd's jacket.
07:33Oh, hey, hey, Summer.
07:35I'll let the authorities, they've found my boyfriend's bone in his jacket.
07:38No, I mean, he'll need it.
07:40Won't he? I'm gonna drop it on over to him.
07:42Oh, Billy, he's sleeping off the ale, he doesn't need to be playing Candy Crush.
07:45What if he needs to contact us?
07:47No, he won't. Look, put it back and I'll reunite it with him when I get home.
07:51Alright?
07:52Guys! Guys!
07:53The cake is up!
07:55Oh!
07:56Back home!
08:08Sorry!
08:09This hotel website's really basic. There's barely any reviews.
08:27Why are you still banging on about this?
08:29Because it doesn't add up. It's like a front or something.
08:32But when you spoke to somebody on the phone before, you spoke to an actual human and they said that Carla was staying there.
08:38Yeah, but when I try and book it, look, it doesn't let me go any further.
08:42Well, then, the website designer needs sacking.
08:46Yeah, but also when I look at maps, it's a building site.
08:51Oh, yeah, but I mean, maps, they're never, like, fully up to date, are they? I mean, it's probably just a bit behind or something.
08:59Do you remember when we went to that boutique hotel in Portugal and it was only, like, half built?
09:03Yeah, I do.
09:04Well, she was, like, ten.
09:05So it was really exciting. I was like, if I don't laugh, I'm gonna cry.
09:09I can't imagine Carla seeing the funny side then.
09:11No.
09:12No, I think if it turns out to be a dud hotel, then she's gonna chew my ear off and complaining about it when she gets back.
09:18So you reckon I'm making something out of nothing?
09:21I'm sure she's by the pool, just topping up a ten and eyeing up the talent.
09:26Oh.
09:27Don't make a sound or I'll knock you out proper this time.
09:33Please just let me go.
09:34Oh, God, you talk like I'm some kind of monster, but I came back to give you your kidney meds and look what you did to me.
09:41Oh, you didn't have to do that. It really hurts.
09:47You got me locked up in a coffin, you're the victim.
09:50It is what it is.
09:52Like, yeah, it's not ideal, but I didn't want you to suffer, which is why I brought your meds.
09:57You can sing for these now.
09:59I know, Becky.
10:00Please, I need them.
10:01No.
10:04You know Lisa's gonna figure out who you really are.
10:11Lisa and me know each other inside out.
10:14And you can't mess with that.
10:16Even though you tried.
10:18You're so damned.
10:19I don't care what you think.
10:21Because pretty soon you'll be out of the picture and I'll get my happy ending with my family.
10:29If you were gonna kill me, you'd have killed me by now.
10:34Look at you. You're shaking.
10:38You're not a killer.
10:40You've not got it, ain't you?
10:42No.
10:47But I don't have to, do I?
10:50Because without meds, your body's gonna fail you pretty quickly.
10:53It's all I have to do.
11:01Put on this gag.
11:09Get up.
11:10And walk out the door.
11:33I don't want it.
11:34Well, it's this or nothing, Betsy.
11:37Right, come on. Get the plates out, will you?
11:38Okay, Mrs Crobs.
11:40Excuse me.
11:42Hello.
11:43We are dishing up stir-fry again.
11:46Are you hungry?
11:48Yeah, starved babes.
11:50Where have you been all day?
11:52I, um...
11:53Why don't you make every question sound like a police interrogation?
11:55Betsy, I don't.
11:57I was just concerned.
11:58You know, you...
12:02You look like death.
12:04You all right?
12:05Oh, yeah.
12:06I'm just, you know...
12:08Oh!
12:09Mum! Oh, my God!
12:10Becky!
12:11Bex!
12:12Uh, er...
12:13Better call an ambulance now.
12:14Yeah.
12:16Becky?
12:17Becky, can you hear me?
12:19Hey, you sit down.
12:20I'll get the glove.
12:21I should get attacked more often.
12:24Maybe I should invest in a little nurse's outfit, property, carey...
12:27Shh.
12:28Although I do like the sound of that.
12:29I'm just gonna go for a week.
12:30Okay.
12:31Hiya.
12:32Collection for Osborne.
12:33Yeah, I'll just grab it.
12:35And here she's outfit.
12:39Er...
12:40It was a joke.
12:41What are you even doing here?
12:42Well, maybe I just fancied a onion barzy.
12:46So you followed us.
12:47Us?
12:49Look, I'm sorry, Will.
12:50I know you've got to be missing out on a session, but...
12:53After what happened to Daniel, I need to be with him.
12:55Are you going on much party?
12:56I told you I wouldn't.
12:59All right?
13:00Yeah.
13:01Yeah, we're great.
13:02Er...
13:03Will's just disappointed that I've had to cancel our session tomorrow.
13:05Committed, aren't you?
13:06Completely.
13:08Yeah.
13:11Shall we go then?
13:12Yeah.
13:13Yeah, come on, let's skedaddle.
13:16Bye, Will.
13:17Bye.
13:18I'll, erm...
13:19I'll message you about rescheduling.
13:23Laters.
13:28Hey.
13:29Who's lazy now?
13:30Well, what do you want?
13:31A medal?
13:32Oh, come on.
13:33Don't pretend like you're not impressed.
13:36I knew you could do it, didn't I?
13:39The physio said he's never seen someone come so far in a session.
13:42Oh, you went to the physio in the end, did you?
13:45Er, yeah.
13:46Yeah, I did.
13:47Hmm.
13:48Was it helpful?
13:49Right, well, you can wipe that look off your face.
13:52Pity the physio didn't teach you to respect your elders.
13:55Well, it's a pity that my elders don't respect me as well.
13:58So...
13:59But, but, I probably shouldn't have spoke to you the way that I did.
14:04Well, I forgive you, all right?
14:06That's settled.
14:07What's for tea?
14:08What?
14:09Hang on.
14:10Have I been played here?
14:13Possibly.
14:14I got you to your session there, didn't I?
14:16Er, he went of his own accord.
14:18Oh, course he did.
14:19Course he did.
14:21Listen.
14:22Listen, you was right.
14:24I shall be trying harder.
14:26All right, don't ruin it for yourself.
14:40Straight to the recycling.
14:42What is it?
14:47Er...
14:50A few friends and my mum's reached out, saying how sorry they were.
14:55And I didn't know what to say.
14:58And I know that they wanted some heartfelt thing, but...
15:03You didn't know how?
15:04Does that make me a bad person?
15:08No.
15:09No, grief.
15:10It's...
15:12It's complicated, isn't it?
15:13Your deal are your deal.
15:15All the messages just made it real, you know?
15:17Like, that's it.
15:19Like, I'm never going to see her again.
15:21She's gone.
15:23It's done.
15:24She should be proud of you, you know.
15:31Yeah, right.
15:35Following your heart.
15:38Saving your pennies to start a new life with a woman you love.
15:42And a kid.
15:45And we're almost there, aren't we?
15:48Soon we'll be able to buy our tickets.
15:50I'll leave all our ghosts behind.
15:53Yeah.
15:56You don't sound too keen.
15:58You've not blown all the money, have you?
15:59Of course I haven't.
16:01I am keen, it's just...
16:04It's been a weird day, hasn't it?
16:06Yeah, it has.
16:10It does make you think, though.
16:13About the people you love.
16:16That you'd do anything for him.
16:19Would you?
16:21What?
16:23Would you do anything for me?
16:25Of course I would.
16:27Abby, I don't know what I'd do without you.
16:30And you won't have to find out?
16:34Because you'd have to try very hard to get rid of me.
16:36Well, the doctor said it was concussion.
16:37And the wound on the back of your head.
16:38That doesn't happen without you noticing, does it?
16:39What's with her tone?
16:40She's in a hospital bed.
16:41I need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:42I need to know what's going on.
16:43I need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:44I need to know what's going on.
16:45I need to know what's going on, Betsy.
16:46What's going on?
16:47What's going on, Betsy?
16:48What's going on?
16:49What's going on?
16:50What's with her tone?
16:51She's in a hospital bed.
16:52I need to know what's going on, Betsy.
17:00What's happened, Mum?
17:01I didn't want to tell you, but I was... I was attacked.
17:11Oh, my God.
17:12It curses lot.
17:14Why wouldn't that be the first thing out of your mouth?
17:19It won't completely freak you out.
17:21It's me thereafter.
17:22You might have told me to do one.
17:23No, of course we wouldn't.
17:25Would we?
17:26No.
17:27Never.
17:29We can't just keep ignoring this.
17:34And you're right.
17:35They've obviously been keeping tabs on you,
17:37and they're clearly nowhere to find you.
17:38Yeah.
17:39We can't just wait around until they do her in.
17:41We need to leave, hide out, like, right now.
17:44Right, you panicking isn't helpful.
17:46Yeah, but we've already lost her once.
17:47Don't you think I know that?
17:49I don't want to lose her again, either.
17:51Yeah, then do something.
17:52Betsy, it's all right.
17:54I am going to be all right.
17:56Lisa, I have to go.
17:58I need to go to Spain as soon as.
18:04We should ramp up the guest deals.
18:05People buy more when they think it won't last forever.
18:07Last forever?
18:09Nothing does.
18:10All right, Yoda.
18:11Why don't we try another cocktail night?
18:14Learn from our mistakes.
18:16You mean my mistakes?
18:17I didn't, actually.
18:19This is a learning curve for all of us.
18:21Oh, indeed it is.
18:23All right, what about a luau?
18:25I could do pina coladas, Mai Tais, I could dust off my coconuts.
18:30Oh, I know, what about a great Gatsby?
18:32Oh, I love the 1920s, and I make the best flapper.
18:36Just replace the F?
18:38You what?
18:39Oh, it was right there, I couldn't resist.
18:42Come on, babe.
18:43She's joking.
18:44Of course I am.
18:45Friends?
18:46Yeah.
18:47Right.
18:48Can you two ladies get on?
18:49After all, we're family.
18:50Maybe I've been a bit oversensitive.
19:02But I think Ben's right.
19:05We are family.
19:07And I think if we try hard, we could be so happy here.
19:11My son is soft and forgiving.
19:14Treats that I don't possess.
19:16You aborted my grandchild.
19:19You lied to everyone.
19:21You, lady, will never be my family.
19:25Ah, what can I get you there?
19:27Shhh.
19:28Shhh.
19:29Shhh.
19:30Shhh.
19:31Shhh.
19:32Shhh.
19:33Shhh.
19:34Shhh.
19:35Shhh.
19:36Shhh.
19:37Shhh.
19:38Shhh.
19:39Shhh.
19:40Shhh.
19:41Shhh.
19:42Shhh.
19:43Shhh.
19:44Shhh.
19:45Todd?
19:46Todd, what have you been?
19:47What are you doing?
19:48Your hands are like ice.
19:51You're dripping wet.
19:53Yeah, I just popped out to get some chips.
19:58I want to have some chips.
20:01Where are they then?
20:03What?
20:04The chips.
20:05Todd, your lips are turning blue.
20:08How long have you been out here?
20:10I feel the cold, don't I?
20:12I think you said you'd had too much to drink.
20:15I did.
20:17No, you'd had one pint at most.
20:20You weren't drunk.
20:21I was.
20:23What?
20:24I saw how he seemed with you when you left.
20:28I've been insensitive and he'd called me on it.
20:33That was all.
20:34So what?
20:35He'd locked you out the flat?
20:36No.
20:37Of course not.
20:38Well, so then, can you explain to me why you're out here in the freezing cold, wet through
20:42with no coat on, looking like you're one icy drink away from hypothermia?
20:46And save me the lies about the chips.
20:49All right, yeah, we did have a bit of a tiff at the party.
20:58And then I went for a walk just to clear my head.
21:01About what?
21:03None of your business.
21:06All right, I'll go back home and everything will be all right.
21:10He just, he gets a bit...
21:13A bit what?
21:15He has certain expectations of a relationship, that's all.
21:27And I'm, you know, I'm like a selfish, inconsiderate...
21:32Kind.
21:33Loving.
21:34Loyal.
21:35Feels lucky to have you.
21:37What is?
21:38He to my flat.
21:39Take it.
21:40For next time.
21:41I've got it back.
21:42No, Todd.
21:43No.
21:44He to my flat.
21:45Take it.
21:46For next time.
21:48I've got it right
21:53No, Todd
22:18I've got it right
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