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00:00I
00:30morning campers
00:43you're gonna have to speak up
00:46stay still
00:47give me my meds
00:50what have I told you about that
00:52eh? your meds are a privilege
00:54not alright
00:54Becky you're playing with my life here please
00:57I know fun isn't it
00:59there you go
01:01yeah you getting that?
01:04yep, hints of oak
01:06gooseberry
01:07magnolia
01:08oh no sorry that was the bottle
01:11of your albarino me and Lisa drank
01:13last night
01:14and if you were saving it for a special occasion
01:17don't worry
01:17it was
01:19yeah well
01:20it's not exactly a fair fight is it?
01:23sorry
01:24I mean you let me out of here
01:26you tell Lisa what you've done
01:28let's see who she chooses
01:30oh you think you mean anything to her?
01:32some confused tourist?
01:34you now put a rebound
01:36on the scene
01:37five minutes
01:39I'm her wife
01:40well if you're so sure she wants you
01:43why'd you have to hogtie the competition eh?
01:47I mean let's face it
01:48me like this
01:49that's the only way she chooses you
01:51Becky
01:51you've ruined my life
02:00shut up
02:04shut up
02:05thought you had the day off
02:13yeah she does
02:14and we're meant to be going shopping
02:15I just can't exactly relax
02:17with Carla gone
02:19I'm just trying to decipher her plan
02:20for this Mortimer's order
02:21well she's still not answering her emails
02:23no
02:24no it's not like her at all either
02:25I've just never known her
02:26break up to here so hard
02:28is this her stuff?
02:30yeah
02:30I've had to go through her drawers
02:31she's not left with much to go with
02:33right are we going or not?
02:35right you get ready and go
02:36and I'll meet you if I can
02:37thanks
02:39hill rhubarb
02:45this is when she spoke to Costello
02:47yeah
02:48wondered what that meant
02:49she says he was trying to tell her something
02:51what and that's what he's told her?
02:54what does that mean?
02:56beats me
02:57what would Megan say?
03:01sorry?
03:01that cereal's full of sugar
03:03it's not exactly the breakfast of champions is it?
03:06yeah I know
03:07look dad
03:08can we talk about something?
03:10yeah
03:10right
03:11I'm off
03:12where to?
03:14I told you last night
03:15January sales
03:16best time of the year
03:17you see in my day
03:18the January sales were actually in January
03:19well stop it
03:20you sound like your mother
03:21bye
03:22must be in too much money
03:24chance would be a fine thing
03:28look dad
03:29you're positive
03:30it was yours
03:31not this Adam guy's
03:32you be careful
03:36I was just asking
03:37I trust Eva totally
03:39yeah but she still went behind your back
03:41yeah and she explained everything to me
03:42so as far as I'm concerned
03:43that's the end of it
03:44I'm not the only one with questions
03:45yeah look what that got your nana
03:47yeah in a hotel room
03:49which I also don't agree with
03:50but she was out of order
03:51why would you forgive Eva so quickly
03:53but not even your own mum
03:54what's going on between you and your nana?
03:59what?
04:00did she put you up to this?
04:03no
04:03I need to go
04:04yesterday she wanted a private word with you
04:06what was that all about?
04:07nothing
04:07I need to go
04:09okay
04:09bye
04:10so the finger food will be out here
04:19and well I mean you can have the rest of the place to yourself
04:20perfect
04:21are you sure there's nothing else we can do for you?
04:23no no this is just what we wanted
04:25okay
04:25well happy birthday
04:27oh thank you
04:27happy birthday loving
04:31oh thank you
04:33happy birthday
04:34oh right well
04:36this lap had better start getting a bit of a wriggle on
04:39how do you mean?
04:40well George could be here any second
04:41and they've barely started doing any decorations
04:43well this is it
04:44this is it?
04:46yeah
04:46this is George's 60th birthday
04:48no it's actually my birthday today
04:51his isn't until the new year
04:53besides neither has fancied the fuss
04:55no no
04:56no love this won't do
04:57just leave it with me
04:59get him a pen
05:00pen?
05:02oh god yeah what am I thinking
05:03it's a terrible idea
05:04he wants a pen for the birthday
05:06George is just really hard to buy for
05:08oh
05:09hey guys
05:10hey hey
05:11well it's summer I'm glad I've seen you
05:13look I'm sorry again about the film festival
05:15oh Todd it's fine
05:16no look you put a lot of thought into that present
05:19like you always do
05:20to be honest I thought it'd just be nice to hang out
05:24well what are you doing today?
05:27er not much
05:27other than George's party later
05:29on to going into town
05:30look you can help me
05:31pick out a present for George
05:33because you're obviously good at that
05:34maybe something like the cufflinks that you got for Billy
05:36you're doing it a bit fine aren't you?
05:38well his birthday's not for two weeks
05:40it's not my fault he's having an early party
05:41well I'm free right now
05:43great no time like the present
05:46pun
05:47right see you at the party
05:50see you later
05:51see you later
05:51in a bit
05:52have fun
05:52Todd seems a bit brighter
05:59seems same old Todd to me
06:03look I'll sort it okay but I can't do anything while you're on the phone
06:09alright I'll talk to you later
06:11yep
06:12bye
06:13problem?
06:15oh Debbie might even know about transport
06:17what is it with weddings that sends everyone loopy?
06:20well they're a big deal aren't they?
06:22committing to someone
06:22for better or worse and all of that
06:24hey
06:28we okay?
06:31why won't we be?
06:33all that stuff with James
06:34what goes on between you and James
06:37has nothing to do with me is it?
06:39suppose you're right
06:40so
06:42what have you got on today?
06:44Alfie needs a few bits
06:46so I'm going to head to the sales
06:47do you want to come?
06:49Trafford Centre January sales
06:51hmm
06:51no tar
06:53like me on the way it is
06:54hmm
06:54suit itself
06:55don't get off then
06:58hey
06:59I didn't think I'd let you get away with that
07:11not saying a proper goodbye
07:13alright I'd best be getting back to work
07:21Ty have you
07:22book me to your taxi for the physio
07:24actually I've decided I'm going to give it a miss today
07:27you've got to go
07:28you're coming off the bars
07:29this is a big day this
07:31yes but my physio also said
07:32that I've got to start listening to my body
07:34and it's telling me that I need to rest
07:35yeah you've already missed it once haven't you
07:37you've already missed it once haven't you
07:37last week when you forgot
07:39forgot
07:40come on Ty I think this is important
07:43right okay I'll go
07:45get your taxi book then it's gone too
07:47it doesn't has it
07:48oh yes I've got to be getting off
07:51er where to
07:54the um party
07:56you know
07:56the grave digger
07:58George
07:59I didn't know you two were friends
08:00we're not
08:02but it's at the bistro
08:03so they um
08:04they do those little blinnies
08:06whenever there's a party
08:07and that
08:07keeps me in smoked salmon
08:09you know for days at uni
08:10that reminds me now
08:12it's a thought
08:12I need a plastic tub
08:14right
08:16good luck
08:17you'll smash it
08:18right
08:19and that
08:24and that's me done
08:26right
08:29there's a little hook behind there
08:40that needs to go a bit higher
08:41because that's not
08:42Sean
08:42love take that down
08:43no
08:44because that's not enough
08:45for goodness sake
08:45perfect is the enemy of good
08:47yes but love
08:48it's not straight
08:49well neither are ours too
08:50huh
08:50not done us any harm
08:51all right I'll tell you what
08:52I'll just leave it
08:53I'll leave it all nice and crooked
08:54looking good
08:55really
08:56you think
08:57well you don't think so
08:58that just think
08:59is a bit much of a manner
09:00you hand out the party poppers
09:02right
09:02make sure everybody's got one
09:03to let off when
09:04George makes his big entrance
09:05right
09:06don't forget
09:06what is George not here yet
09:08hopefully he's running late
09:09gives me a chance
09:10to get this place ship shape
09:11oh he looks fine to me
09:13oh fine
09:14who needs to find you
09:16oh ladies
09:17oh you know he's all so fast
09:18oh it's lovely to say
09:21no way they're here
09:22what
09:23I've seen them at shuttlewoods before
09:25right Todd calls them
09:27the merry widows of weatherfield
09:29all of their husbands have died
09:31and George has done the funerals
09:33but they still come by the parlour
09:35all the time
09:35months later
09:36they're like groupies
09:37where is Todd
09:38oh him and Theo were on the way
09:40Theo just thought Todd needed to change
09:42how was he
09:44when he went shopping
09:45he was fine
09:46why
09:47no reason
09:48oh
09:49thanks
09:49sorry yeah
09:50oh
09:50oh
09:51he's here everybody
09:53happy birthday to you
10:02thank you
10:03thanks
10:04oh
10:20oh
10:22oh
10:23I'll be back in a minute hey
10:47happy birthday to both of you
10:48oh sorry
10:49I'll tell you what
10:50those widows are somewhere else
10:51yeah
10:52yeah it's like
10:53losing their husbands
10:54was a career choice
10:55I mean I'm not saying
10:55that they've done anything
10:56but
10:57they definitely lean into widowhood
10:59er
10:59hey boys
11:00such a trail
11:01no good thanks
11:02good
11:02hey look
11:03I saw you running yesterday
11:04er
11:05yeah just my usual route
11:06up to the red wreck
11:07a couple of loops
11:08and back
11:08getting a bit bored of it
11:09to be honest
11:09er
11:10listen lager
11:10oh yeah
11:11tarlo
11:12hey look
11:12I could show you a great route
11:14along the canal
11:14no thanks
11:15those geese are terrifying
11:17come on
11:17don't be daft
11:18have you seen a goose up close
11:19they've got teeth
11:20on their tongues
11:21on their tongues Nick
11:22teeth
11:23hey hi sir
11:24listen do you want a drink
11:25er
11:25do you know what
11:26no I'm good thanks
11:27because I'm going to get going soon
11:28oh
11:29you need to keep an eye on them
11:30so
11:31did er
11:32Todd tell you
11:33that Nick
11:34was his first crush
11:35you know what
11:35they say about first loves
11:37I used to go out
11:41with Craig quite a bit
11:42so
11:42you know
11:43it'd be nice to have
11:43a bit of company
11:44do you know what
11:47hey
11:47run sounds good
11:48we're just about to do the presents now
11:51okay
11:51er
11:52hey
11:52I'll text you
11:53yeah
11:53is there anything in there
11:55oh
11:56hey I'm George
11:57yes
11:57very nicely wrapped Sean
11:59it's just a gift for that
12:00oh
12:00let's have a look
12:01oh
12:01bumper sticker ain't coming
12:03my other car
12:06my other car
12:06is a hearse
12:07very nice Sean
12:10very funny
12:10thank you
12:11oh and this is from me
12:13Todd and Theo
12:14oh
12:14you brought a present for George
12:16no we're not that close
12:17look at Zach
12:21from the day you were born
12:22oh
12:23are you kidding me
12:24yeah and that is Ken Barlow's brother
12:26he played for County
12:27oh thank you
12:28thank you
12:29thank you Todd
12:29that's lovely
12:30oh hang on
12:31what's this bit down here
12:32tombola prizes
12:34remain unclaimed
12:35local journalism
12:37at his best
12:38photo opportunity
12:41for the birthday boy
12:42oh there we go
12:42right get in
12:43on the birthday girl
12:44you get in as well
12:45remember me
12:46oh
12:47hey you
12:47having a good time
12:48we all in
12:49actually you flirt with Nick
12:50you mean
12:51what
12:51having a nice little chat
12:53weren't you too
12:53well yeah a chat
12:54Nick's straight as they come
12:56doesn't start your fancying
12:57though does it
12:58hey
12:59listen I'm gonna shoot off
13:01no no no love
13:02no no you can't go yet
13:03no because we haven't done
13:03the cake
13:04Brenda where's the cake
13:05well there isn't one
13:06oh just 10 years between them
13:08she didn't think it was worthy
13:09to get the cake
13:10honestly
13:10well I can go get one from Ted
13:12well no no
13:13hang on it's alright
13:13listen I know this nice little bakery
13:15I can go
13:15oh would you do that love
13:17look very kind
13:17oh yeah listen it's no problem
13:19and Todd was just saying
13:20you need some more
13:20weren't you darling
13:21so let's go together
13:22yeah
13:23we'll go
13:24Alan just get my cake
13:25oh no no no
13:26you won't be needing that
13:27won't be though
13:27see you later
13:28group photo everybody
13:29come on Bill
13:30come on Sal
13:31everybody say cheese
13:34cheese
13:35ah beautiful
13:39there you go
13:41hold our pipe please mate
13:44come on up
13:45you're a bit young to be drinking
13:47alone
13:47what a sad old man thing that
13:49what like you you mean
13:51I'm meeting Sarah
13:52and I'm meeting Lauren
13:53now I'm heading into town with her
13:55but she's running late
13:56so I'm just killing time
13:57ooh actually
13:59speak of the devil
14:01see you later
14:01wait Bert
14:02so hold on a second
14:03erm
14:03have you seen Carla recently
14:05I heard from her on Christmas Day
14:08right how did she see you
14:10it's hard to tell
14:11hey sorry
14:12hello
14:13you know she could be having
14:14the time of her life
14:15and still Sam Mardy
14:16hopefully that rhubarb hill
14:18has a spa to escort her out
14:20sorry rhubarb hill
14:21yeah the hotel she's staying at
14:24I think that's what it was called
14:25oh right
14:26why do you two know it
14:30no it's just a weird name
14:32that's all
14:32do you know what
14:33the suite she was in
14:34that had a weird name
14:35but I can't remember now
14:36anyway I'll see yous around
14:38what are you thinking
14:42like Costello was in no fit state
14:45to give Carla hotel recommendations
14:47socks
14:50pants
14:50usual
14:51how about you
14:51Maria got me a moustache trimmer
14:53oh nice
14:54wait you don't have a moustache
14:57how about peanut does
14:58really I've never seen it
15:00because I trim it
15:01oh yeah
15:02makes sense
15:02you're back early
15:06oh you're still here
15:08I should head off
15:09said I'd go to George's party
15:11oh well
15:12you better get a move on
15:13the finger fill is very good
15:14but there's not much of it left
15:16you know
15:16you don't want like a student
15:18eh
15:19well I'm a student
15:20so by definition
15:21I must look like one
15:23I thought you might have
15:24started dressing like one
15:25nah
15:25on the contrary
15:26they've all started dressing like me
15:28when I first got to uni
15:29it was all trackies and trainers
15:31but now
15:32silk scarves
15:33you can't move for cardigans
15:35they think I'm cool
15:36that's charity shops for you
15:38see ya
15:38see ya Kurt
15:39charity shops
15:40this is vintage mate
15:43sir
15:47you lied
15:49you um
15:50you didn't go to physio
15:51I didn't lie
15:53I changed my mind
15:54there's a difference
15:55well
15:56why do you change your mind
15:57is it because you're scared
15:58that you won't be able to walk
15:59and you come off the bath
16:00no
16:01no
16:02and I don't care what you say
16:04right
16:05my legs
16:06my rehab
16:07my choice
16:08I could not agree with you more
16:10wait what
16:11well
16:12I mean it's your prerogative
16:13your decision
16:14and I have to
16:15respect
16:16that decision
16:17really
16:18yeah
16:19I mean you're a grown man
16:21you don't want your nan
16:22telling you what to do
16:23it is nobody's business
16:25if you take a bit longer
16:26before you walk
16:27yeah
16:28yeah exactly
16:29yeah so
16:29if you're not gonna
16:31you know
16:32come off the bars and walk
16:33do you want me to
16:34wheel you to the pub
16:36and I'll buy you a pint
16:37no
16:37you
16:38you go ahead
16:39well if you're sure
16:40you know
16:41I will not make you do
16:43anything that you don't want to do
16:45right
16:45yeah you
16:47you go
16:48let's make this quick
16:54fine by me
16:55what have you and Will been up to
16:57Will
16:58what are you on about
17:00you asked him to have a word with me
17:01about you coming home didn't you
17:02no I did not
17:04and there I was thinking
17:06you'd ask me in here to apologise
17:07apologise for what
17:09for throwing your poor old mother
17:11out onto the street
17:12actually the hotel's better than here
17:13shows all you know
17:15the lift is broken
17:16five flights of stairs
17:18after breakfast
17:19now
17:20that might be nothing to Mr Big Rugby Balls
17:23but it is to me
17:24really
17:24and the worst of it is
17:26my family is all over here
17:29and I am stuck over there
17:31squirreled away like a dirty secret
17:34I do not do well on my own
17:37I know I stick my nose in sometimes
17:40but
17:41you were very happy to see me
17:43wading in with my checkbook
17:44when the sale of this pub
17:46nearly fell through
17:47ma
17:47if you want a mother
17:49that's going to go into bat for you
17:50you can't always choose
17:52where she's going to put that bat
17:54yeah well you swung it at Eva
17:55I won't have that
17:56yeah I know that was wrong
17:58I'm sorry
17:59it won't happen again
18:00it better not
18:01so what do you say
18:03can I phone the hotel
18:06tell them they can have their room back
18:09all right I'm coming
18:16I didn't know where else to go
18:31well may I suggest the rovers
18:34the bistro
18:35funny farm
18:37it's Carl
18:38he's cheating on me
18:40and you want me to do what about it
18:43I don't know
18:45oh come here
18:49thanks
18:58they were nice
19:01staying open for us
19:03Theo
19:05you barely said a word
19:06it's about Nick isn't it
19:09I told you about him ages ago
19:11yes
19:12I had a thing
19:13an ill-advised thing
19:15for Nick
19:16when I was a kid
19:17do you still fancy him
19:21he's a mate
19:23you were all over him
19:24I was not
19:25maybe a laughing stock
19:28phoning over him
19:30I said I thought it was so funny
19:31he was giving me running tips
19:33yeah
19:33and the rest
19:35that's the truth
19:36how do you think it made me feel
19:39Todd
19:39stood at the bar
19:41on my own
19:42when you were
19:43laughing it up
19:44with your
19:45childhood sweetheart
19:46he's not my sweetheart
19:48I'm glad he gave you running tips
19:53because you can make your own way home
19:56what
19:59I can't bear to look at you Todd
20:02Theo
20:06we're miles away
20:08Theo
20:10Theo
20:12I haven't
20:13I haven't got my coat
20:14Theo is freezing
20:16Theo
20:18tell you what
20:23it's a nice hotel
20:23reviews look good
20:26yeah but there's no dates on them though
20:28look to be fair
20:29I mean that is the kind of place
20:30that Carla would book in
20:32what are you doing
20:34hola
20:36I play English
20:38great
20:40erm
20:40is that the Rhubarb Hill Hotel
20:42well I'm just looking for one of your guests
20:45Carla Connor
20:46erm
20:47can you put me through to her room please
20:48yeah
20:50it's Kit Green
20:51yeah
20:52no problem
20:58she's probably out enjoying herself
20:59they do say blondes have more fun
21:02oh no that's right
21:05she's er
21:05she's dying her hair dark these days
21:07will you ask her to ring me when she gets back
21:10thank you
21:12bye bye
21:13so it checks out
21:16looks like it
21:17and it was just the name of the hotel
21:19yeah but that's the Rhubarb Hill Hotel
21:22so why would she write something different in her diary
21:24what do you say
21:31sounds like you took the bait
21:34no
21:35don't take the website down yet
21:38you need to keep an eye on that phone line too
21:40we need everyone to believe that hotel exists
21:43it's only for a few more days
21:45yeah
21:47speak soon
21:50do you have any idea
21:53how much trouble that little phone call of yours caused
21:57not to mention the cost
21:59you owe me
22:01or even now
22:09how much trouble that little phone call of yours
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