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00:30Right, so where will you find Bert?
00:32He usually works outside.
00:34Where?
00:34By the chickens.
00:35OK, and if he's not there, where's his room inside?
00:38Upstairs in the attic.
00:40And the keys?
00:41In the scullery drawer.
00:43No, in the top drawer by the sink.
00:44Yes, Dylan, stop grilling me. I know what I need to do.
00:49Look, it's not too late to ask your dad for some help, all right?
00:51We've been over this.
00:53He'll just try and fix it himself and he can't.
00:56And then he'll make everything worse,
00:58and then he'll stress himself out more and more and...
01:01Our plan works without him.
01:03Look, we're moving too fast.
01:05We should wait and think it through properly.
01:07No, we can't.
01:09Now is the time.
01:11When I rang Ray about the move earlier,
01:12I heard Celia saying she'll be in town this afternoon,
01:15so he's holding the fort.
01:16We might not get a chance like this again.
01:19Look, all we need to do to get Bear out
01:22is to get rid of Ray.
01:23I reckon this one will do the job.
01:39Yep, thank you.
01:41Yeah!
01:42If it is my favourite gold digger...
01:47Oh.
01:49Honeymoon over already.
01:51Oh, sorry, Eric.
01:54No, I...
01:55I caught Jakey sneaking out first thing this morning to avoid us.
02:00And when I busted him,
02:02he gave me this...
02:03look.
02:05And he's the exact same look that Amy used to give us
02:08when I'd really messed up.
02:11It's just a shame, cos, yeah,
02:12I thought I'd got through to him.
02:15I'm guessing you didn't have any luck.
02:16No.
02:18I got home late.
02:19I'll try him later.
02:21He has to realise that all we're trying to do
02:23is to protect his inheritance.
02:25Yeah, but for now,
02:27from where he's standing,
02:28we've just ruined his big day.
02:30The wedding with the girl of his dreams.
02:35Didn't we do the right thing?
02:37Getting married?
02:39Yes, absolutely.
02:40Absolutely.
02:40You've given up so much
02:45without having to put up with
02:46Jakey's attitude.
02:49Be daft.
02:50Give a note up.
02:53Are you sure?
02:54Mm-hmm.
02:55I saw you, um...
02:59refused Jay's advances yesterday.
03:01You mean stop him from snogging us?
03:04Did you say I'm snogging Malin instead?
03:06Oh, no, all yours.
03:10Sorry, Bob.
03:11No.
03:11Peggy.
03:13Go on!
03:17Am I interrupting?
03:18This looks like the beginning of a rom-com.
03:21Hardly.
03:22We've, er...
03:23We've been down that road.
03:24Really?
03:26Gosh, this village is just littered
03:28with your exes, Laurel.
03:30Any of her tempted to rekindle the flame?
03:32Mm-hmm.
03:33You know I'm not available, Celia.
03:35Do I?
03:36Well, who knows what tomorrow will bring.
03:42Not even a good morning?
03:45Sorry.
03:46Good morning, Celia.
03:48Are we all right, Bob?
03:50I can't help wondering
03:51about those dodgy documents.
03:54Moira's right.
03:55You are sharp and savvy.
03:57I told you it was just a mix-up.
03:59A mix-up that wouldn't get past your eagle eyes.
04:02Everyone has a bad day.
04:03Even me, Bob.
04:05Well, I hope it's all sorted properly soon.
04:21No!
04:22Oh, you're not packing away your wedding dress already?
04:25Well, it's not like I'm going to need it
04:26any time soon, is it?
04:28Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, darling.
04:31No, it's all right.
04:32It was a mistake to try and rush a wedding anyway.
04:34Why did you then?
04:36I don't know.
04:36I guess you both just got caught up
04:38in the whole romance of a Christmas wedding.
04:40And then it just suddenly seemed really important
04:42to do it before the baby girl joins us.
04:45Oh.
04:45Would have just been nice to end the year on a high
04:47with everyone getting on
04:49and before this one arrives.
04:50I would have loved to see you in this dress.
04:54Exchanging your vows
04:55and doing all that soppy stuff.
04:56Yeah, I'm sorry we tried to do it without you.
04:59Next time I'll make sure you're there
05:00and anyone else who wants to be.
05:03Arthur, are you home?
05:05I told you to clear this mess up.
05:08Honestly, you're useless.
05:09You're useless.
05:28What the hell are you doing up here?
05:48I just thought I'd drop someone my gear up for the trip.
05:50Why didn't you tell me earlier?
05:52Well, I didn't realise that I had to.
05:54Plus, I can't bring it all up at once because my doll gets suspicious, so I'm bringing
05:58it up a bag at a time.
05:59Shall I put it in the house?
06:00No.
06:01I'll do it.
06:04So we're definitely still leaving on New Year's Day?
06:07Yes.
06:08I said yes.
06:09Now do one.
06:10Do you miss me already?
06:15Can I call you back in a bit?
06:18Yeah, no, it's just that some pillock has thrown a rock through my window.
06:23What?
06:24Are you all right?
06:25Are you hurt?
06:26No, no, no.
06:27I'm fine.
06:28I'll be right over, love.
06:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
06:30It's fine.
06:31Truly.
06:32No.
06:33I'm coming round.
06:36I'm going back to the village.
06:38You want a lift?
06:39No, Tom.
06:40Myra's expecting me at a farm.
06:41See ya.
06:42What?
06:43I've got to keep you fed and watered for a little longer yet.
06:59You're mad
07:02I'm not good at making bombs
07:11You think I'm a joke
07:16Here's a joke
07:17I heard your Robert talking about you yesterday
07:20He was telling Victoria how sorry he was
07:23To where I've ever met you
07:25Sorry you were ever born
07:28I've heard much worse, trust me
07:29He swore
07:30He'd say whatever he had to
07:32To get you sent back to prison for life
07:34And I'm supposed to trust your word on that one
07:40You already do
07:41There
07:54There
08:02April?
08:07April?
08:07Jakey?
08:15You're avoiding me
08:17Not you
08:18Just to chat about care
08:21It's hard
08:22So
08:24Kerry told you why we got married?
08:29Yeah, to protect your money
08:31No
08:31When me and Sarah were marrying for love
08:33No, no, no
08:33It's about safeguarding your future
08:36I have Parkinson's and we know what that means to me
08:41I know you'll need care for it
08:42And I know it costs but we'll make it work
08:46But not at the expense of your studies, your career, your new family
08:51No, I will not have you been dragged down by me
08:57I want to be by your side
08:59To help you
09:00And I thank you
09:02This way there'll be enough to give you a future
09:06For you, Sarah
09:08Your daughter
09:10Your daughter
09:11Thanks, Grandad
09:13For all of it
09:15She's, er
09:21She's not in
09:23If it's Kerry you're looking for
09:25It's not my fault, you know
09:28Stopping her dating
09:29You keep telling yourself that
09:32I told Kerry that, too
09:34And what did she say?
09:36She said that she was not interested in anyone right now
09:41Anyone?
09:43Particularly you
09:45Sorry
09:46Don't pity me
09:50You of all people
09:52Oh
09:53I see
09:54You see what?
09:57Why she made you kiss a melon
09:59Brave words
10:01Almost as brave as committing fraud
10:05Right there
10:15We need to go
10:16Come on
10:17Let go of this
10:18Put it down
10:18Then I'm remissing the coop
10:20If I let the chickens out
10:22I'm in trouble
10:22I can't go yet, you see
10:23Cos I haven't finished
10:25Yeah, you have
10:26It's OK
10:26Ray and Celia
10:28Do they know you yet?
10:29No, no
10:30But they're going to be back soon
10:31So that's why we need to go now
10:32I mean it
10:32No, no thanks
10:33If you're fair, it's me
10:36It's April
10:38I know you are
10:40So you know that you can trust me
10:42To take you home
10:44To your son
10:45And he's just down the road
10:47Look
10:47Please
10:50Let me take you back to Paddy
10:52Paddy don't want me
10:53But
10:54Is that what they've told you?
10:56Because he does
10:57No, no, no
10:58Paddy turned his back on me
10:59But Ray
10:59Ray, he found me
11:01When I had no one
11:02When I had nothing
11:03He took me in
11:04He saved me
11:05No, he didn't
11:06He's using you
11:08Ray and Celia are using you
11:10They've got you fooled
11:11To think that you are them
11:12But you don't
11:13I'm not a fool
11:14I'm a grown man
11:14And this is what I want
11:16Ray saved me
11:18He's been good to me
11:19He's not good
11:21Yeah
11:22Oi
11:29Oi
11:29What on earth
11:30You think you're doing
11:31Pick that up
11:32Go now
11:34No, I'm not going without you
11:35They won't like it
11:36If they find a year
11:37And I can't protect you
11:40Not your bankers
11:42This is an...
11:43Ray!
11:59Ray!
12:00Move!
12:00Ah, Ted
12:03What are you doing?
12:04Fixing chicken coop
12:05Er, me billock's blunt
12:08Well, hand it to me
12:09I'll make sure it's sharpened
12:10Is Ray in there with you?
12:11No
12:11You're here on your own?
12:17Who is that?
12:18Who?
12:19There, running
12:20Who is it?
12:21Can't see anyone
12:22My eyes on what they used to be
12:24Ted, have you had any visitors today?
12:27No
12:27Careful
12:41Don't worry
12:43I know what I'm doing
12:46Er, so not your first bum then?
12:49Well, I did serve
12:50I've seen up close
12:52What these things can do to a man
12:53Don't worry
12:58I am following the instructions to the letter
13:01Yeah, from a dodgy website
13:03Never mind, Robert
13:05You're more likely to blow us up
13:06Well, that'd be stupid
13:07Not as stupid as your actual plan
13:10You know, if you go through with this
13:15Then you'll be the one thing that you say you're not
13:17And that is a cold-blooded murderer
13:19Killing Robert
13:21It's not murder
13:22Er, you might watch Helledictionary on that one
13:27Killing Robert is saving Aaron and everyone else from him
13:30Including you
13:31I mean, you've heard how he talks about you
13:34And still you want to save him
13:37But just because he hates me doesn't mean he deserves to die
13:39And it won't just be him, will it?
13:40It'll be anybody else who's around him
13:42Whatever that thing is goes off
13:44It will just be him
13:46I'll make sure of it
13:48You can't make sure of it because it's a bomb
13:50And bombs are notoriously unpredictable
13:52Especially ones made in dark rooms
13:53From instructions off the internet
13:55Other people will get hurt
14:02Innocent people
14:03Are you really okay with that?
14:08Nope
14:08I don't know what I'm doing
14:12You're here already
14:21Did you swing my village on your way back?
14:24Answer to you
14:25I just thought you were still in town, that's all
14:28My business was over and done with quickly
14:31I came back to find all of the workers out
14:34And no one to watch them
14:36Well, they're not going anywhere
14:38They know what's good for them that long
14:40Why not?
14:41Ray, it is an unnecessary risk
14:43To leave them unsupervised
14:45Is anyone missing?
14:51No
14:51Then we're all good
14:54Where were you?
15:00I was boarding up a window
15:01And a back-filled barn
15:03Why?
15:05Because it needed doing
15:07Well, not by us
15:08We are leaving in two days
15:10And you just wasted one of them
15:11What is that?
15:16April stuff
15:16She left it here earlier
15:18April was here
15:19And you just left?
15:20No
15:20Not until I saw she was halfway to Morris
15:23There's nothing to worry about
15:24Is that right?
15:25Then why did I see an April-shaped figure
15:27Running off into the distance
15:29As I drove up?
15:30Just
15:31Get out
15:32Go
15:33Are you?
15:37Kerry, please
15:38You're throwing field threats around now, are you?
15:41No
15:41Look, if somebody made an anonymous tip
15:44How much trouble could you be in?
15:46Well, you'd really do that
15:47Just because I rejected you
15:48How much of a snake are you?
15:51Let me
15:51Please
15:52If there are any anonymous tips about our marriage
16:02Another anonymous tip will raise his ugly head
16:05About your Uncle Ahmet
16:08What about him?
16:11The convenient fall down the stairs
16:13Locking him in a cupboard
16:14Torturing him
16:15By his nephew
16:17His son
16:19You know
16:20If any such tip
16:22Were to drop
16:23I mean, who'd prosecute it anyway?
16:26Ahmet left this country years ago
16:28But I'm glad
16:30That you brought it up, actually
16:32It's a timely reminder
16:33Of what I'm capable of
16:35Hmm
16:37I wish you many happy years together
16:44No, look then
16:47He's going to be a problem, isn't he?
16:52What are you drinking?
16:54Bob, shift along
16:54These are my guests
16:56Are we?
16:58What do you need?
16:59I need help
17:01Arranging a surprise wedding
17:03For Sarah and Jacob
17:04What?
17:06I don't really think
17:07They'd be happy about us being there
17:09Well, they might
17:10If I pay the bill
17:12Great
17:13The budget's just tripled
17:14No, Eric
17:15I don't think throwing money at it
17:17Is going to make Jacob feel any better about this
17:19I know
17:19I spoke to him earlier
17:21And he is looking at things in a different light now
17:24He's on board
17:24Well
17:25He's less off board
17:27Well, I say they deserve a magical day
17:29And we need to make that happen
17:30We're in
17:31When?
17:32Day after tomorrow
17:33Ah!
17:34New Year's Day!
17:36Mm-hmm
17:36See you soon
17:38Yeah
17:39Wales is a hit
17:40Harry's decided we need to build him a hot tub before he gets back
17:44We'll join him next year, all right?
17:47Yeah, how much am I going to have to miss out until then?
17:50Sorry, I'm not having a go
17:51I was just
17:52Done
17:53Done missing out
17:54Farm needs working, so I'm going to head back up there
18:02Tomorrow
18:04Robert
18:05It's one thing hanging around here, loads of other people being here
18:08But up there at the farm on your own in an open field, it's fair game
18:11If Keb wants to come for me, he will
18:13So until then, I'm just going to live my life like we said, all right?
18:17Well, no, it's not all right, is it?
18:19There's no point going back over here again, is there?
18:21No
18:21Sorry
18:23Don't be sorry
18:25Just don't get shot
18:27Don't know what I'd do without you
18:51Happy New Year, Robert
19:21It's going to be a banger
19:22You were right
19:42He just refused to come with me
19:46And Dylan, the way he looked, the state of him
19:48It's OK
19:49You're safe though, yeah?
19:52Are you sure it's only Bear that saw you?
19:55Yeah
19:55Yeah, I ran off before seeing anyone who could spot me, but
19:59I just left him there
20:02You had no choice
20:03We can't give up on him
20:05I'm going to go back there tomorrow
20:07No, no, you can't, all right?
20:09You're lucky you got away with it today
20:10Dylan, we are not leaving him up there
20:12I never said that, did I?
20:14Right, we'll think of a plan
20:15What, in two days?
20:18That's all we've got, innit?
20:19So, yeah
20:19We'll get him home safe in two days, I swear
20:22Such a murky business we're in
20:36Full of liars
20:39Thieves
20:41Charlatans
20:43But look at me
20:45Top of our little tree
20:48For one reason
20:50And one reason alone
20:51I follow my gut
20:54And my gut tells me
20:56April is not to be trusted
20:59She spoke
21:00To Ted
21:01I'm sure of it
21:04She knows too much
21:07As does your little pet
21:09Ted
21:10But
21:11I am
21:12Done
21:13With warnings
21:14You
21:14Have pulled the wool over my eyes
21:16Too many times
21:17You have stood up for them
21:18Too many times
21:19Well
21:19Time's up
21:21I'll take care of Ted
21:24You
21:26Will take care of April
21:29Time for them to disappear
21:34For good
21:47To be continued
21:48To be continued
21:49To be continued
21:50To be continued
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