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01:00Well, I've only been gone a minute.
01:02I thought I'd have a bit of brekkie in bed.
01:03Don't lie.
01:05You only want me for my delicious body.
01:07It's New Year's Eve.
01:08Come on, everyone else is skyping.
01:10Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
01:13But hang on.
01:14Is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:17No.
01:19He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:20So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:23I'll tell you what.
01:24I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:27Right, OK, but I can't go too mad.
01:30I said I dropped my mum and Liam off for that murder mystery thing.
01:33God, you're wrong.
01:34Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:36Well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:37You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:38All right, go on, Dad.
01:39I'll tell you what, you need to cheer up because I'm starting this new year with a bag.
01:42Please tell me that Robert is not dead.
02:06He's not dead.
02:08Yet.
02:09Good.
02:10Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:16You can't faff about with some sex.
02:19Half the village is going to crack it.
02:22Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:25Getting Robert alone.
02:27I'm not insane.
02:28Oh, yeah.
02:29Clearly not.
02:30You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:39Duty calls.
02:40Oh, duty.
02:42That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:44Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:47You know, I've been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:50Well, there are other ways that this can end.
02:53No.
03:03No, I can't think of a single one.
03:11Ray?
03:12Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
03:14Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:15You OK?
03:16We're going to see you later.
03:17A bit of, um, old Lanzine?
03:19Er, I'm sorry, I've got so much to sort.
03:22And, um, look, you might as well know that I am moving on.
03:30Eh?
03:31What do you mean?
03:32What, on, on?
03:34Yeah.
03:35I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:38Oh.
03:39What is it, er, taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:43Yeah?
03:44What?
03:47Double time.
03:48I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:50Um, but I, er, I leave tomorrow.
03:55Right.
03:56OK.
03:56Oh, right.
03:58Er, so is, what, is that it?
04:02So I'm really confused.
04:04Did I do anything?
04:06No, it's not you.
04:07It's not you.
04:08Is this what you want?
04:09What I want, um...
04:10Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:17But, um, you know, cards on the table, I actually really like you.
04:23A lot.
04:23And I want you to stay here with me.
04:29What, together?
04:30Yeah, together.
04:31I mean, I know, you know, it's really big and there's lots to consider, like, you know, your work and your house and everything.
04:38But I, you know, I think, I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:43Um, yeah.
04:47Yeah, look, I've, I've, I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself, so, um, you don't have to think now, OK, about it.
04:56You don't have to give me a decision.
04:57Just eat your pizza and, um...
04:58Oh.
05:00But I like you.
05:01You know a lot.
05:02I have to go back. I have to try again.
05:10You can't force Bear to leave.
05:12He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:14Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:17I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:20Not a bit, more like a lot.
05:23If we can't get him out by tomorrow, then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's it. He's gone.
05:29Why don't we call the police?
05:30Dylan, the last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:37Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:39I know how to be careful.
05:40Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:43Look, I won't bear free to, all right, but I need you alive.
05:47So please don't.
05:50OK, fine, I won't, but I still need to go up there because I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:55Will I see you later?
05:57Yeah.
05:58You'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
06:00Right, here's to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
06:08And also, here's to piles.
06:10Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
06:12Oh, weddings and piles.
06:14Oh, that tastes like carbonated dog weed.
06:23Yes, I was alcohol free, did I not mention?
06:26No, you did not.
06:28And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:30Except you might need a clear head.
06:32I need a teeny favour to give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:38OK.
06:39How much do you want?
06:40It's not money she's after.
06:41Basically, bell rang, all right?
06:42There's some legal shenanigans, which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:47Twenty-nine days.
06:49We're pros now, aren't we?
06:50Yeah.
06:50And the wedding's due to our what?
06:53To our now.
06:53Yes.
06:54What?
06:55Why are we whispering?
06:56Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you dimwit.
06:59So, what do you want me to do?
07:02Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers.
07:06And then wangle as a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
07:09Oh, yes.
07:10Anything else?
07:12Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:17Well, I might need a small peanut.
07:20If I'm going to be stuck you in.
07:23Elvis Presley.
07:26Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:32You see to Kerry, yeah?
07:37What are you up to?
07:39Nothing.
07:40I, er, I'm just bored.
07:42I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:45Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:47Get in.
07:48I've got something for you.
07:56It's a late Christmas present.
08:11Oi!
08:12It's steady.
08:13It got messy last time you did that.
08:14Why do you still have the hand?
08:16Erm, it's insurance.
08:18Just funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:22There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:25I don't want it.
08:27What, not even the sheets and towels from the clean-up?
08:30No, not any of it!
08:31Well, neither do I.
08:33So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:39And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:43Agreed?
08:44I guess.
08:48Good.
08:49Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, innit?
08:51Round two?
08:58Er, I think it's round 52 by now.
09:01Look, Mrs Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
09:06Me?
09:08No, Vanessa, me!
09:09This is me apologising.
09:12Oh, well, tar for flagging that up.
09:14Bye then.
09:16The test results are back.
09:18Bad.
09:19No good.
09:21There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:23Yay!
09:25And you were right.
09:26I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I just wanted peace of mind.
09:32And now you've got it.
09:33Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:37Excuse me, I thought you'd just want to know the baby was OK.
09:39I do.
09:40For Sarah.
09:42This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:45And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:50Obviously, someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:53Have you heard yourself?
09:55So sanctimonious.
09:56You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:58I won't apologise for having morals.
10:00No, not when it suits.
10:02Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
10:06Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:09No, not when it suits you, Vanessa.
10:41Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:45What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
11:11What is this?
11:22Green, why have you brought an empty bag?
11:24What is going on?
11:27I'm sorry, April.
11:30But it's over.
11:31I'm sorry.
12:01So that's for me.
12:16You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:18Mum, it's tired of you.
12:20You know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:23I don't know what you mean.
12:25You can't come away with us.
12:27You know too much.
12:29We need to set up clean.
12:30You can.
12:31You're like a bad hangover.
12:33Who's ready to run your mouth?
12:35No.
12:36No.
12:36Because if you go away, I promise that I will never say a word again.
12:40That's not how Mum wants it.
12:41Look, if I disappear, then the first thing that Dad and Marona will do is go to the police
12:47and then that'll be worse for you.
12:48Yeah, but you've run away before.
12:50You've just done it again.
12:52They'll never buy it.
12:53April, this was always a possibility.
12:57No.
12:58No, you can't.
12:59Please.
13:00No, no, no.
13:00Don't start crying.
13:01No, stop bawling.
13:02Shut up.
13:02You okay, hon?
13:18It didn't detonate, did it?
13:20Oh, really?
13:22You know what that is, don't you?
13:24That bomb not going off.
13:27That's a sign.
13:28You know why?
13:29Yeah, because me and you, well, our futures are intertwined.
13:35Well, because first I kill Robert and then I kill you.
13:39Well, you say that, boy.
13:41Death.
13:43Messy, isn't it?
13:48Right, just be brutally honest with me, just for a minute.
13:53What is it that you actually want?
13:55Aaron, obviously.
13:56Ding, ding.
13:57Correct answer.
13:58Now, going by that logic, do you really think that killing Robert is the sort of thing
14:04that's going to make Aaron think, oh, actually, do you know what?
14:07I am banging at this guy after all.
14:08I can work on that.
14:09No, you really can't.
14:12I mean, it's obvious, isn't it?
14:18I run off with Robert.
14:20You run off with Aaron.
14:21We both get what we want, everybody lives happily ever after, and nobody has to die.
14:27Simple.
14:28It is, isn't it?
14:29I mean, I admit it, you can hear that Nate character, wasn't it?
14:38It wasn't really a bit of you, was it?
14:40I mean, imagine...
14:41I mean, imagine having two more corpses on your hands.
14:47I'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night.
14:50Oh, I didn't know Van Gogh was invited.
14:59Oh, happy new year!
15:03We did say do it in the cheat.
15:08Great.
15:08What about the wedding ballads?
15:09Have we checked them, or does it say congratulations on your bedding?
15:14So, Pollard, please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing.
15:19Er, alas, I fail to be as useless as Mac.
15:26Papers forged, registrar booked.
15:29Come here, you crafty old dog.
15:33Oh, I'm snogging fellas already.
15:34Not even midnight yet.
15:36Large Merlot, please.
15:37We are just warming up for Sarah and Jacob's big I-do's tomorrow.
15:44But, shh, cos it's a secret.
15:48Oh, charity loves those.
15:50Don't, Tracy.
15:52Oh, come together.
15:54Can you just try and stop me?
16:00Oh!
16:03Oh!
16:06Oh!
16:24No!
16:26No, no, no, don't do this.
16:27Not for her.
16:28I have to.
16:31If Celia wants this, then where is she?
16:33Why is she making you do it?
16:36It's the way it is.
16:37She made you hurt Dylan.
16:39I know you didn't want to.
16:42You're glad you didn't die.
16:43You would have hated yourself for it.
16:45And you know that Celia is wrong, but you're trapped and you can't get out.
16:49You need to be quiet.
16:51If Celia really loved you, then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does.
16:57No.
16:57No, Mum would.
16:59Not real, Mum.
17:00Stop talking.
17:02But you're not like her.
17:03You're not.
17:04I just...
17:05I want my dad, please.
17:06I need my dad, please.
17:07Shut up!
17:08You have to get him abroad.
17:27Out of the country.
17:29Easy peasy.
17:29I've got a mate with a lawyer who owes me a favour.
17:32Next.
17:33Aaron.
17:34I cannot see him ever again.
17:36Not even a Christmas card.
17:39Robert's working in the farm.
17:41Top barn.
17:43Excellent.
17:45Do you know where Aaron is?
17:48Always.
17:52Banging.
17:54So that is me and Robert.
17:55Off to the Costa del Sol.
17:57Holding a full English breakfast.
17:58Off one of those little plastic menus with a photo of the food on it.
18:02Call your mate.
18:04Yeah?
18:04Get Robert.
18:05Now.
18:18Oh, mate.
18:20I am an absolute weapons-grade raging psychopath, but I'm not stupid.
18:26What, me and you?
18:28Teaming up for you to get Aaron back?
18:30You absolute utter freak.
18:37Aaron is laughing at you as so am I.
18:45Adios, amigo.
18:46It's getting late, where are you?
18:52Give us a call, yeah?
18:54Er, Marlon, have you seen April?
18:57No, should have.
18:58I think she's shopping the summer about a new jet suite.
19:01Oh.
19:02Are you, er, you two got party plans?
19:04What, limping about to do a leap?
19:06Er, you know, swing by hours.
19:07We can all say, bog off to the world's worst year.
19:12Er, yeah, maybe I'll see what April's up for.
19:17I'm not having some drink, I'm just going to drink.
19:21He's cheating.
19:24We'll go for it, man.
19:25Cheers.
19:26Do you think that's it, though?
19:54Do you think he's gone for good?
19:56Crazy as he is, he's not daft.
20:00Police are on his tail, he's legged it, he's gone.
20:03Okay.
20:04Well, then I'll pour us another.
20:06No, come on, hey.
20:08Let's go set these off.
20:09Wait, wait.
20:10Actually, just, erm...
20:12Come here.
20:14So impatient.
20:16I've been waiting years for this.
20:20Happy New Year.
20:21Happy New Year.
20:21Welcome in the New Year!
20:23Tell me what's going on.
20:27Shut up.
20:28I'm thinking.
20:32Run.
20:36Didn't you hear me?
20:38Oh.
20:39The ball's in your court.
20:58What...
20:58What about Celia?
21:00I don't know.
21:02Well, she won't let this drop.
21:05I know.
21:06She'll kill us.
21:08So run.
21:09What?
21:10Where?
21:10Anywhere.
21:12Stay away.
21:13I can't do this.
21:17Not anymore.
21:18I want out.
21:19I want a...
21:19I want a different life.
21:21Yeah.
21:23Listen.
21:24I will deal with Celia.
21:26You disappear.
21:27If you come back alive,
21:29she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:33So go.
21:33Go!
21:33Go!
21:35I don't know.
21:54Transcription by CastingWords
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