Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04I know.
06:05I know.
06:06I know.
06:07I know.
06:08I know.
06:09I know.
06:10I know.
06:12I know.
06:13I know.
06:14I know.
06:15I know.
06:16I know.
06:17I know.
06:18Nothing.
06:19Oh.
06:20요y, aye, oy, oy.
06:21Steady, Eddie.
06:22It's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:24He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy,
06:27because he's in gladiators.
06:29He's used to being brutal.
06:31And now he's been given a sort of piece of ming china to handle with care
06:43Oh, I want Nigel to do that for me
06:46It must be
06:48It must be
06:50And it's over now
06:52It must be
06:54Golden fennet
06:58Unnecessary
07:00I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown
07:12Ooh, I'm gonna pretend these cushions nitros, Jess
07:14Hey, no, get your mucky face off it
07:16I'd be a bit lower down if I was her
07:18Shirley
07:20What?
07:22Christ, well, come on, man
07:24I'm not the only woman that thinks that
07:26You do know, it's not even after watershed, you know this
07:30I know
07:32Parading around like that with half the clothes I'm done
07:34You're only jealous
07:36I know
07:38In Leeds
07:40Right, are you up for the next one?
07:42In Leeds
07:44Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:46I am up for the next paddle match
07:48What, are you gonna play again? For real?
07:50Yeah, when we're playing
07:52Friends Danielle and Daniella
07:54I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle
07:56I feel like we could
07:58Because we're both competitive
08:00We both like to win
08:02And we've got power
08:04And like, just call us Serena and Venus
08:06Do you know what I mean?
08:08I'm Serena
08:10No
08:11I think I'm Serena
08:12No
08:13You're definitely Venus
08:14I'm Serena
08:16On Sunday night Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV
08:24The Vincent
08:26I wouldn't like to verse her
08:30Vixen
08:31She gives us really bad vibes
08:33They're not vixen
08:34Vixent
08:35I'm usually cooking tea
08:37And I can hear it
08:38Because Steve watches it
08:39And I'm cooking tea
08:40And I shout at the houses goes
08:41How did you know that?
08:42And I go
08:43I just don't know
08:44I know
08:45Because you're watching the repeat
08:46That is
08:51First quiz show engaged
08:54Is it?
08:56Fucking hell
08:57A lot of firsts today
08:59Oh here they are
09:01The Dark Destroyer
09:04You could be the static
09:06Your name
09:07The static?
09:08Why?
09:09The static caravan
09:10Shag marry avoid
09:13I'm Haggerty
09:14The Vixen
09:15The Beast
09:16Shag shag shag
09:18And
09:22Woah woah woah woah
09:23What do we have here?
09:24Oh we got a mystery
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:27My name
09:29Is Maverick
09:30Listen Tom Cruise's career's taking a different turn now
09:33British television
09:34You don't suppose it's at Schofield do you think?
09:37Phil Schofield
09:38Phil Schofield
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf
09:43Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No
09:46I don't have to
09:47And I was named after my nan and grandad
09:52Maeve and Rick
09:54I know what it is
09:55It's a cricketer
09:56Oh
09:57You know what I mean?
09:58Flintoff
09:59Yeah, yeah
10:00That's all it is
10:01Flintoff
10:02It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill
10:05He's got a face like that
10:06I can tell by his eyes
10:07By his eyes?
10:08Are you mental?
10:09No
10:10Do that
10:11Do that
10:12You're gonna know it's me
10:13And say it off
10:14Do that
10:15In the episode
10:16We join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers
10:20Good luck
10:21Good luck
10:22Oh God I hope they're easy questions Simon
10:27Come on Jay
10:28Come on chasers
10:29No Rosa don't root for the chasers
10:30I'm not watching it if you're gonna root for the chasers
10:32Bokesy
10:33Your clock starts counting down
10:35Now
10:36What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38Anne
10:39Aunt
10:40Correct
10:41I got one right
10:42Well done Dan
10:43Well done
10:44Bokesy prenuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh
10:47One for you there
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know
10:53Bernie
10:54Bill
10:55Bernie
10:56Bernie Winters yeah Bernie Clifton
10:57You're not as quick as me lad
10:58You're not as quick as me
10:59You're not as quick as me
11:00Bernie
11:01Correct
11:02She's good isn't she?
11:03She's really good she's smashing it
11:04What disease is also called scarletina?
11:06Scarlet fever
11:07Scarletina scarlet fever
11:08Yeah
11:09Malaria
11:10German measles
11:12Scarlet fever
11:13It's called scarletina the name's for closing the name
11:15Has she never seen goodnight Mr Tom?
11:17Scarlet fever
11:18I was gonna say that
11:19He didn't
11:20Chasers
11:21Which Black Panther features in the jungle book?
11:23Borgie
11:24No no no no no no no
11:25Bagheera
11:26Bagheera
11:27Madeira
11:28Bagheera
11:29Jenny
11:30Bagheera
11:31Correct
11:32Wow
11:33Come on this is gonna go down to the wire this
11:35Chasers
11:36Who created the sock puppet land shop in the 50s?
11:39Oh
11:40Sherry Dixon
11:41Sherry Dyson
11:42Sherry Nixon
11:43Sherry somebody or other
11:45Sherry Lewis
11:46Sherry Lewis
11:47Maverick
11:48Sherry Lewis
11:49Correct
11:50Oh good knowledge
11:51Get it
11:52I'm doing it for them
11:53I don't want them to win
11:55What the hell did he say?
11:56Horrors
11:57Bocsi
11:58What fashion brand makes boss one underwear?
12:00Hugo Boss
12:01Hugo
12:02More
12:03Oh
12:04Oh my god
12:05Come on you gotta give it to her
12:06Correct
12:07Ah
12:08Chasers
12:09What other
12:10Oh
12:11She don't eat so
12:14She's gone
12:15Get it
12:16Get it
12:17Before we go
12:18The biggest question
12:19On everyone's lips
12:20Is
12:21Who
12:22Is behind the mask
12:23Get the mask on
12:24Get it all off
12:25No just the mask
12:26Gordon Ramsey
12:27Why is everything to you always God Ramsey
12:31I know
12:32I know it's him
12:33Freddie Flint
12:34Freddie Flint
12:35Is that who you think it is?
12:36Yeah I know it is
12:37Oh
12:38Hang on who is it?
12:40It's Freddie
12:42Oh
12:43Oh
12:44I don't know
12:45It looks familiar
12:46Is it Bear Grylls?
12:47Oh
12:48That's Joe Pasquale
12:49How can you work out that it's Joe Pasquale?
12:53Let me know
12:55No
12:56It is Joe Pasquale
12:57No way
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale
12:59I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff
13:02Bloody Freddie Flintoff
13:03Oh
13:04Well
13:05You can't get it right every time
13:06Can you?
13:08Joe Pasquale everybody
13:10Well obviously everyone else but us knows who he is
13:13Everyone under 25 saying who?
13:15Who?
13:16I mean
13:17I now have another big question on my lips
13:19Why?
13:20Yeah
13:29In hall
13:30No Jenny just pour it in a little bit
13:32What?
13:33Oh no don't go too far Jenny
13:35No I won't
13:36Oh
13:37Best friends Jenny and Lee
13:39What you on about?
13:40Oh
13:42Oh no you're going too far in
13:44Oh that's
13:46Oh that's
13:47Oh that's quite nice that
13:49Oh
13:50Have you got them all?
13:51Yeah
13:52Yeah
13:53Do the other ear then
13:54In Surrey
13:59Oh do you know what?
14:00I'm so happy to be back
14:01As much as I love the sunshine
14:03And the rum punch
14:05And the food
14:07I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad
14:10Sarah
14:11Her husband Andre
14:13And their daughter Shay
14:14No boys
14:15Oh plenty
14:16Oh
14:17Mum
14:18You shouldn't eat
14:19We haven't thought up on that level yet
14:22What?
14:24Mum
14:25Listen
14:26I'm going to phone your grandma
14:27I want to know how come
14:28How come your grandma never told me about boys
14:30Because Nana set me up with them
14:32Oh wasn't she?
14:34Yes
14:35Nana was like go girl
14:37Oh really?
14:38Yes
14:39What happened
14:40You are never going to see your grandma ever again
14:43On Wednesday night
14:45On Wednesday night
14:46There was only one place to be
14:48As the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One
14:52Come on you traitor
14:53Oh
14:54I'd make a good traitor
14:55I'm not troll up
14:58No I'd make a good one of them and all
15:01All exciting news
15:02First time I've watched a traitor's engaged
15:04What you're engaged?
15:05Previously
15:06Oh
15:07Six faithful have fallen
15:11Six faithfuls you know
15:12That's terrible
15:13I'm a faithful
15:14Faithful
15:15Faithful
15:16Faithful
15:17Oh look at Mark
15:18He gets really upset
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark
15:22Because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions
15:24And he's an actor
15:25So they think he's all an act
15:27Is it me or is this getting a lot easier?
15:30Look at them lolling
15:32They're absolutely lolling their heads off
15:34Because they've not been caught
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:43Well I work in HR
15:45So yeah
15:46Gravel in the treads of my shoes
15:49The leader of the faithfuls
15:51Thank you for trusting me
15:53Well they don't think Stephen's a traitor
15:55No they don't
15:56He doesn't look like a traitor though does he?
15:59Well no who looks like a traitor?
16:02I'll be straight with both of you
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today
16:06Oh
16:07Yeah
16:08To be honest I've always been cautious around thespians
16:11I mean suspicious of bloody everybody actually
16:13Never mind just the actors
16:14You're suspect number one for me
16:16I'm suspect number one
16:17Yeah
16:18Suspect number one?
16:19Oh Joel comes straight up with it
16:20Oh Christ
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role
16:23Well I tell you what
16:24For me
16:25Oh!
16:26Here comes the real traitor
16:27Speak of the devil
16:28Speak of the devil
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil hasn't he though
16:33I'm gonna suspect everyone
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it
16:36That's what he keeps saying
16:37And do you know what?
16:38Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere
16:43I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors
16:48You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby
16:51He plays a strategic game
16:53Mmmmm
16:54But I want to go after Mark first
16:57Joe go after Mark not Jonathan because I love Jonathan as a traitor
17:01Here we go
17:04Okay
17:05Claudia has arrived
17:07Players, welcome back to the round table
17:10Oh yeah
17:11She's got extra eyeliner on today
17:13Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray
17:16Is tonight the night?
17:18Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:21They've got no fucking chance
17:22They don't even know what day it is
17:24Nevermind found a traitor
17:25We want to catch a traitor
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy
17:30Oh!
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most
17:33Yeah
17:34Look how disappointed he looks
17:35We can't vote off our faithful leader
17:37Oh, go on Joe!
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
17:44I think so too, that's my point
17:45Who are they though?
17:46It's Mark
17:49He's just said it
17:50Mark's nearly got wind lashed it
17:53Sorry?
17:54Like a meerkat
17:55I know you want to start too
17:57Yeah, yeah, but I've got suspicions of you
18:01Alan!
18:02You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm
18:08Oh, Alan, you cheeky monkey
18:11He's dead good at this
18:13Here's my fear
18:14Is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly
18:20Oh, yes
18:21Oh, that's right, David
18:23That's right
18:24He's got that right
18:25Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes around this table
18:32Oh!
18:33Yeah
18:34His reasoning's sound, but I think you'll get the wrong conclusion
18:36Bloody hell
18:37And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe
18:41Oh, yeah
18:43Oh, wow
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat
18:50At least one traitor or maybe two
18:52Will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56And then start popping their head up
18:58And I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment
19:02Oh, what?
19:03They're all great theories that they're coming up with
19:06Like, you know, they're really plausible, but they're all fucking wrong
19:09Absolutely wrong
19:11Players, the time for talk is over
19:14Oh, God
19:15I think Mark might be going
19:17Oh, well
19:18That's got a note of it
19:19Yeah
19:20Stephen, we'll start with you
19:21Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well, I've put David
19:26Oh!
19:27David!
19:28Joe Wilkinson
19:29I've said you, David
19:31Oh, my God
19:33Freaking hell
19:35He votes for David
19:36Jonathan
19:37I've changed my vote
19:38I'm sorry, David
19:39I voted for you
19:41Freaking hell
19:43David's put his head above the parapet
19:45And it's now going to get shot off
19:47Yeah, he's had his head blown off, eh, bless him
19:49Alan
19:50Mark
19:52Mark
19:53Ooh, that's a note
19:54Joe Marley
19:56I'm sticking with my gut
19:57And I think it's you, Mark
19:59Your gut is wrong
20:01So wrong
20:02You're so far off the mark
20:04He's very nice to look at as well, Mark, isn't he?
20:08Cat
20:09You have the deciding vote
20:11Who you got?
20:13Who's Cat gone for?
20:14Who's Cat gone for?
20:15My vote
20:16Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, come on!
20:20I need to live
20:21It's for you, David
20:23It's for you, David
20:24Ah!
20:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right
20:27So it's a draw
20:28You must fight until one of you is dead
20:30And after another round of voting
20:32It was five votes for Mark
20:34And four votes for David
20:36Celia, you have the final vote
20:40Oh!
20:41If you vote for Mark
20:43He will be banished
20:45If you vote for David
20:47It will be a tie
20:49It will be a tie
20:51And their fate
20:52Will be decided
20:54By chance
20:55Oh, shit
20:56Oh, shit
20:57No pressure
20:58This has never happened on traitors
20:59I've never seen it actually go to chance
21:00So then, Celia
21:03Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:07Come on, Celia
21:08Come on, you're going with you
21:10Oh, Julie, oh, Julie
21:11What's she voting?
21:12What's she voting for?
21:14I voted for you, David
21:17Oh!
21:18It's got some chance!
21:20First time on UK Traitors
21:22Oh, my God
21:26Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate
21:29How does that happen?
21:31Paloma fate
21:32She's come back
21:36What?
21:37Where did she go?
21:38What happens?
21:39Who chooses?
21:40We want to see the hand of fate
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:46Oh!
21:47Oh!
21:48Oh!
21:49I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight, no!
21:51Of course you will
21:52You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time
21:54Whose fate?
21:55Is it like a really big guy comes in
21:57And just, like, waterboards them?
21:59Are you a traitor?
22:01Tell me the truth!
22:03And if your trousers are met, you are
22:05You're a traitor, yeah
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water
22:09And they keep choking you till you, um
22:10Oh, I see
22:11You've been waterboarded, haven't you?
22:12No
22:13Really?
22:14No
22:15Yeah
22:16What's motorboating then?
22:17No, motorboating is...
22:18Something different
22:19Oh
22:20In Wiltshire
22:29I got my head under water
22:31I think I've still got some water
22:32You didn't put your head under water again
22:33I warned you not to
22:34I washed my hair, Mary, but it doesn't...
22:37Did you rinse it properly?
22:39Giles and his wife Mary
22:41Honestly, Giles, you mustn't wash your hair in the bath
22:44Because you can't rinse it properly then
22:50Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:53It could be all...
22:54You need a personal attendant with you at all times
22:57Yelling at you to stop...
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home, nothing
23:01No, you can't afford a nursing home
23:03In the nursing home, Matron will look after me
23:05On Wednesday night, E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane
23:12Your life could be a soap
23:14Like, we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly
23:20I know it's like just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved
23:23Yeah
23:24There's a lot that goes on
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age
23:33Both turning 30 this year
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:37No, the what?
23:38On Your Bus
23:39On whose bus?
23:40On my bus
23:41On you bus?
23:42Isn't that what it's called?
23:43Omnibus
23:44Omnibus
23:45Omnibus
23:46What the fuck?
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then
23:55What's the matter with her?
23:56She's looking shifty
23:57Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble
24:01So police are after her
24:02No wonder she's shifty
24:04Talk to some witnesses
24:05Donnie, the copper, has been trying to track Claire down for ages
24:11What was he in before?
24:13Brookside
24:14Brookside
24:15Oh, he spotted her
24:18Right, Donnie, get on your radio
24:19Eyes on
24:20Eyes on
24:21I've got it first hand
24:23The granddaddy's not done with you
24:25What? Is she gonna get her granddad to knock him out?
24:28Oh, she's threatening, isn't she Claire?
24:30I was gonna say, is that a threat? Yes, it is
24:32You've been a very naughty boy
24:34Oh, yeah
24:35Oh, really?
24:36Oh, nah, never say that in public
24:37Why's she talking like that for Jen?
24:39She's got the voice
24:40And the bad guy
24:42Yeah
24:43And he's got in mind revenge here
24:45Oh, has Claire got something on Donnie?
24:47She's got something on him
24:48She's gonna blackmail him
24:49And aiming straight for your other life
24:52Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:55Oh
24:56Oh
24:58Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Oh
25:01Look at his face, he's worried
25:04Oh, dear
25:05He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well
25:08Yeah
25:09My other life
25:10My other life
25:11All right
25:12It's me
25:13It's all come on top
25:15It's all come on top
25:16On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy, don't he?
25:19Yeah
25:20I need your help
25:21Now
25:22Now
25:23Who is he called there?
25:24What? What? What? What? What? What?
25:25Who needs who?
25:26I hate when I talk cryptically
25:29Who's this?
25:32I hate to tell you and I told you so
25:33It's Sinbad
25:34The window cleaner?
25:35Yeah
25:36At Brookside
25:37I warned you 20 years ago
25:39Nothing good would ever come of this
25:41Oh, what's he done 20 years ago? Dirty dog
25:44Always comes out in the wash
25:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:52This is Brookside music, innit?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:55Oh my God
25:59Yeah
26:00Yeah
26:01Are you sure about this?
26:09I've got to
26:10It's hardly changed
26:12Whoa! We're on the close!
26:15It's Brookside
26:16What?
26:17What?
26:18So what are they going to merge them both?
26:19Is it going to become like Broly Oaks or something?
26:21Broly Oaks
26:22They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio
26:25There's going to be two women kissing before we know it
26:32So who is he now? Is he Danny of Holly Oaks? Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:38You've got some explaining to deal
26:40Oh, there she is!
26:42Sheila, Sheila
26:44Fucking hell, this is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago
26:52Mick Johnson
26:53He's come back from the dead!
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:58He was only 30 seconds ago
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson
27:01Other life, Padders
27:03You are not seeing Gemma!
27:06Is this my daughter, Sheila?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death
27:12Oh, he faked his own death!
27:13That's what Claire's on the boat!
27:15So he's faked his own death in Brookside
27:18And then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donny
27:22Thinking that her dad had died in a fire
27:25He's taking the Mick
27:26No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:29Get a bit of peace and quiet from you, GBH to the ears
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into
27:36Do you know, she was in grief therapy
27:38Oh, hang on, it's Billy and Barry
27:40Billy and Barry?
27:41Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:43You're looking really well for the dead man
27:46Long story, Billy
27:47I'll bet
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him
27:50Billy Corkill
27:51Oh, yeah
27:52Well, Softland thinks he's gonna have a reunion with his daughter
27:55That's the daughter
27:56Oh, shit, here she is
27:58Oh, God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:04Oh, well, thank God somebody's actually looking surprised
28:09I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:12Oh, no, no
28:13Oh, no, no
28:14Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead
28:19Come back after 20 years like him
28:21Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin-wise
28:26I know
28:27In Glasgow
28:30Happy birthday to you
28:33Happy birthday to you
28:36Oh, wow, thank you so much
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum
28:40I know, I know it was
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago
28:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:45Shop ran out
28:46Shop ran out
28:47Thanks very much
28:48It's all good
28:49Oh, God
28:50Go on, yeah, your lungs got the capacity
28:53They do, thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh, that's amazing, thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:59Feel like my Ford birthday cake
29:00Is it?
29:01Yeah
29:02Right then, well, we'll take this away then, shall we?
29:05On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:10If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragon's Den
29:13It sounds a bit like me when I asked you for money, to be honest
29:16Nah
29:17Dad's like, I want a return on my investment
29:20What?
29:21Why do you need so much?
29:23Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that
29:24Dad can have 20 quid? Dad wants a whole business plan
29:27No, it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:30It's not that bad
29:31It's not that bad
29:36You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons, they don't scare me, I'm not scared of them
29:39You're not scared of anything, are you, really?
29:40No
29:41I love Deborah Meaden, to be fair
29:42Yeah, I like Deborah
29:43I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with, you know, get her sloshed
29:47I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:49She would if she was fucking with me
29:53I'm Andrew, I'm 39 years old
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh, what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a t-shirt that was shiny, but it's his body
30:01Yo, yo, yo, dragons, I want you all to make some noise
30:07Oh, no, no, don't make noise
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off straight off
30:13CHEERING
30:14Oh, look, they do it
30:16Oh, look, they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18For fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like Derese
30:22Can we call you Man, for sure?
30:24I'm in, take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling, and I am the champion
30:29Of who? North Wrestling? What's that even?
30:32I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me, but just to see what it was like
30:41Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December, but I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:45And I am here to offer
30:48Oh
30:49Offer
30:50What's going on? Something going on, you two?
30:52Yeah
30:54Who the hell is this now?
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh, my God
30:58Not another wrestler
30:59Ha, ha, ha
31:00No
31:01Are they about to wrestle? Oh, my God, please wrestle
31:04I'm all in
31:05Piles of money in this investment
31:06I'm Rory Coyle, and I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling, that North Wrestling Championship
31:13This is a pitch, this is
31:14What do you think he's trying to pitch here, Simon? I've got no idea
31:17I don't mind, I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:21So what do you say?
31:22On dragons, Dan, let's go
31:25Powerbombing
31:26Yeah, come on
31:27Make it look real though, do you know what I mean?
31:30Oh, my God
31:31Oh
31:33Oh
31:34Oh
31:38Oh
31:39Oh
31:40Oh
31:41Oh
31:42Oh
31:43Oh
31:44Oh
31:45Oh
31:46Oh
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32:19Oh
32:20God rest her soul, go
32:21For Brooke, God rest her soul.
32:22Because it was years ago. If you're hearing screaming and shouting. Old
32:25s, love it.
32:26I might be wrong, but I think I might be the only dragon who actually ever put on wrestling matches.
32:32Oh
32:33Interesting fact about Deborah!
32:35Debra? She was a wrestler, wasn't she?
32:37Was she? Mad Lady Meadon, I think her name was.
32:41So, in my holiday parks... Pick that up.
32:44..we used to put on wrestling matches every week for many, many years.
32:50What happened? And? But they slowly dwindled.
32:53Oh. Right. Brace yourself for these words.
32:56This is old-fashioned. Yeah. See, that's what I think.
32:58Yeah, but it's not. Now it's coming back. It's not.
33:00It is. It's massive. Listen to Debra.
33:04What's she not?
33:05She's a multimillionaire-ess.
33:07It's a business of passion and love and community,
33:12but it's not an investment for me.
33:15Oh, this is... I've never been so disappointed
33:18at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den.
33:21He would be better off swapping the wrestlers out for strippers.
33:26Male strippers. Sell those tickets.
33:30Isn't it? Do you know any wrestling moves?
33:33No. No, I don't.
33:34Oh, you go...
33:34Oh!
33:37One, two, three...
33:40Four!
33:44LAUGHTER
33:44Are you in?
33:49LAUGHTER
33:50Oh, I'm freaking out.
34:01In Leeds...
34:02Look at my autumn basket and my autumn wreath, which I made.
34:10Really, I thought it looked not B&M Baggins.
34:13Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
34:15Are you not impressed?
34:17I can't believe you said it looks like it's from B&M Baggins.
34:20Because our Louise came round on Saturday and I was saying to her,
34:23ooh, what do you think of my wreath?
34:24She went, ooh, I absolutely love it.
34:26It looks like that you've paid at least £15 for that.
34:29And I thought, 15 quid?
34:31Cost you more than my material.
34:32Yeah!
34:37In Derby...
34:38He's really purring, he's really purring.
34:40He doesn't bite me as much as he used to, Dad.
34:42He doesn't, actually.
34:43No, he's not a biter anymore. I think he's gotten used to.
34:46He's always been the swiper. It's Tashi who's the biter.
34:48The best thing is when you do that underneath the chin.
34:53I don't do that.
34:53Dad wants you to get bit. You said that on purpose.
34:56Look at him.
34:58Do it in a way that you mean it not.
35:00Yeah.
35:01Do it in a way that you're going to get bit.
35:03Look, he's chomping at the bit.
35:04No, seriously.
35:06Because sometimes I do it, he...
35:07Oh, son of a...
35:08Did he get you?
35:09Yeah.
35:10He got me there.
35:12He drew blood and he's leaving.
35:15On Friday, a prince falling on his sword made the headlines on the BBC.
35:23Stop that old man groaning.
35:25You're doing it.
35:26What?
35:27Do you think it'll...
35:28Do you want to do it?
35:28Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:31After years of scrutiny and further revelations in recent months...
35:36Oh, there he is.
35:38What's he done now?
35:39Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles and will no longer be called Duke of York.
35:44That's it, Andrew.
35:45Just give them all up before they take them off, yeah?
35:47Make yourself look a bit better.
35:49Is that it?
35:50You can't call me Duke anymore.
35:52It's just Andrew now.
35:54That Virginia Jew phrase book's coming out in a couple of days.
35:58So, it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published.
36:02It's almost like there's an iceberg.
36:05No, it'll just be coincidence, Paddard.
36:07Do you reckon?
36:07Yeah.
36:08The king's younger brother said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him
36:13were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family.
36:17He is a distraction.
36:18So, he's still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince.
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up and his membership of the Gata that he's given up.
36:26I don't even know what the fucking Gata is.
36:28Well, he ain't member of it anymore.
36:30Prince Andrew, who retains the title prince, stopped being a working royal more than five years ago.
36:36He'll still be Prince Andrew because his mother was queen.
36:39I can't take Prince away because he was born a prince.
36:42I've got to change the law to do that.
36:44The royal family member formerly known as Prince.
36:48That'll come.
36:49Despite his status as a non-working royal, at times he took a prominent position.
36:56Fuck off.
36:59Look, Charles is like, listen, bread, go over there.
37:01Go over there, ruby, don't talk to me.
37:03Yeah.
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales.
37:07Did the king just say to him, I think that's your car?
37:08You're in the wrong place.
37:09You need to be a bit further up there.
37:11As far as you can get.
37:14Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable in the presence of his uncle.
37:18You don't want that guy near you.
37:20William's looking everywhere but at his uncle.
37:22Yeah, he's kept a bit of distance there, hasn't he?
37:24In a statement from the prince, he said,
37:26God, do you know, you just dread a family meeting in this family.
37:33You know, if somebody called a family meeting, you'd be like, oh, what now?
37:36Oh, Jesus.
37:37I have decided.
37:39He's decided nothing.
37:41As I always have, to put my duty to my family and country first.
37:45Oh, how noble.
37:47To put my duty to my family and country first?
37:50If that was the case, it would have severed all ties with Epstein.
37:54As I have said previously, I vigorously deny the accusations against me.
37:59It's not looking good though, is it, pal?
38:01Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York.
38:04Oh.
38:04Oh, I remember this day.
38:07It was given to him on his wedding day by his mother, Queen Elizabeth II.
38:11I think he was her favourite son.
38:14Well, it doesn't matter whether he was or not.
38:16The point is, he was a chump.
38:19Technically, he has not been stripped of the dukedom.
38:22It's become inactive.
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off.
38:25He ain't the duke anymore.
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York.
38:30She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson.
38:33Oh, I bet she's fuming Fergie.
38:35She's lost everything I know for a win.
38:37Well, she's as bad.
38:39Also lying dormant will be his membership of the Order of the Garter.
38:42Oh, I bet he likes the garter, Andy, doesn't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry.
38:47Chivalry?
38:49That's a fucking laugh.
38:50Chivalry.
38:51Losing the titles and honours now.
38:54I'll get uncomfortable when he's on screen, you know.
38:57I don't want to see his face ever again.
39:01Is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations around the prince's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
39:08You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas.
39:11You do.
39:12This will live with him for the rest of his life now, and rightly so.
39:15His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019...
39:18This was a disaster.
39:19Beyond a disaster.
39:21..as he was questioned about his relationship with Virginia Dufresne.
39:25They say pictures don't lie.
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words.
39:28This young girl's dead now, ain't she?
39:29Yeah.
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
39:33He will have been under intense pressure from the king and the wider royal family.
39:38He won't be going to Sundryham for his Christmas dinner.
39:40Oh, no, he won't.
39:40He'll be having Christmas with fucking pewing.
39:42You'll watch.
39:44Oh, my God, I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year.
39:49Oh, no, so embarrassing.
39:52With Fergie.
39:53And strictly the year after.
39:55Oh.
40:00In Manchester...
40:01Looked on me and Virabel.
40:04And Virabel?
40:05Yeah.
40:05It won't happen in here, cos there's no spirits in here.
40:07But when you get on a ghost run, and a ghost goes near it, it pings.
40:14Viralones.
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention.
40:17Yeah.
40:17You can say, if there's any spirits around, can you ring the bell, please?
40:21What are you putting that in here for?
40:25To show you.
40:26Yeah, no.
40:27Cos what if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:29There isn't any ghosts in here.
40:31Well, they've not rang yet, have they?
40:32But there might be one coming through.
40:33Turn it off.
40:34Get out.
40:35You don't bring...
40:36Oh!
40:37Fucking hell!
40:38Sorry.
40:38Fucking hell.
40:39Oh, my God.
40:40Get out.
40:41Get out.
40:41On Thursday night, famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery+.
40:47You ready to have the willies put up, you Pedro?
40:50Am I?
40:50I like watching this wheel, cos I know you're by yourself tonight.
40:54Oh, don't be wrong.
41:00Suzanne Shaw from here, see?
41:02Celebrities are no different from the rest of us, are they?
41:04Do you know what I mean?
41:04They get haunted, too.
41:05What I would do to be part of their team, genuinely,
41:09just be like, oh, my God, I feel a presence.
41:10No, you'd do the most.
41:12You'd actually do the most.
41:13Yeah, you'd do all that.
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot.
41:17The team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse.
41:21You can see the hearsay.
41:22Money's been spent well.
41:24For ten months, it's been the home of singer and actor Suzanne Shaw.
41:29Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already.
41:31Yeah.
41:32She looks terrified, Blassa.
41:33I know.
41:34I've always been really spiritual.
41:36As a little girl, I would see people sat at the end of my bed.
41:39Oh, I've had that, haven't I?
41:41I haven't seen them.
41:42Oh, here we go.
41:43I felt them.
41:44Oh, we know.
41:45I would feel people's presence beside me.
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder.
41:50Ooh.
41:50I do, and then it turns out it's like a cult.
41:53Oh, George.
41:54Yeah.
41:54Oh, George.
41:56Wherever I go, whatever house I've lived in, I feel something.
42:01Ah, so she is haunted.
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment.
42:04Because Suzanne's emotions are constantly being affected, we're concerned she could have
42:10an attachment.
42:11What did I say?
42:12What did I say?
42:14I said straight away, she has an attachment.
42:17So something might be occupying her.
42:20This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian to try and tap into your subconscious.
42:25All right, here we go.
42:26Barry Guy's my favourite, you know, just because he's got all the tech.
42:29He's got all the gear and a little bit of an idea.
42:31These are some goggles.
42:34No way.
42:35Did he make it himself?
42:36They look homemade, look at them.
42:38They emit a red light.
42:41That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind.
42:44Right.
42:45You know what it's going to put me into?
42:47Fits of giggles.
42:50In front of you is a doorway.
42:55Look at this.
42:57So what he's doing now is he's taking her back to when she was younger to see if he can find
43:04when the attachment started.
43:06Tell me what you see.
43:08Tell me what you see.
43:08Fuck all.
43:09You've got these goggles on me.
43:11I'm in my bedroom.
43:13From childhood.
43:16How old are you?
43:18Four.
43:18Oh, she's four.
43:19The bogeyman's there.
43:21The bogeyman?
43:23The bogeyman.
43:24Yeah.
43:24That's what she said, Simon.
43:26What does he want with you?
43:28Doesn't want anyone else to have me.
43:30Oh.
43:32I belong to him.
43:34He wants my soul.
43:35Oh.
43:35Darkness descends.
43:41And Suzanne leaves us for the night.
43:45Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:48Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49It's hurting, isn't it?
43:50He's going to go over there?
43:51Yeah.
43:52I want to talk to whoever makes this place feel so heavy.
43:58It said fuck off to her.
44:01Right.
44:02That's a feisty ghost, man.
44:05You're telling me to fuck off?
44:07Well, I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well.
44:10Do you know the other week, on my spirit box, call me a slut.
44:15Fuckin' hell.
44:16On a slap.
44:17We're back on the landing, and this time we're using necrophonic.
44:21Necrophonic spirit.
44:22Hilarious.
44:23I want to know who told me to piss off and fuck.
44:26I said devil.
44:27Huh?
44:28You sure about it?
44:28No, Barry.
44:31Don't laugh at Barry.
44:33Did it?
44:33That actually just said devil.
44:35They've pissed the devil off now.
44:38Did you come with Suzanne, or are you from the land?
44:44What do you say?
44:45What were I?
44:46Leave.
44:47You're going to leave.
44:50Fuck off.
44:51Is it fuck off?
44:52To you?
44:52To you?
44:53Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:56I think they are, you know.
44:57Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Oh, this is the problem.
45:02We left Alexa in evil mode, didn't we?
45:05Let's click her back into nice mode.
45:06Do you want to do it?
45:10Suzanne returns.
45:12And through exorcism prayer.
45:14Oh.
45:14I'm going to try and sever this attachment.
45:17You're going to do an exorcism?
45:18Yeah.
45:18Of Suzanne from hearsay.
45:20Hello be thy name.
45:23Thy kingdom come.
45:24Thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
45:27What's she doing?
45:28What?
45:28What's she going like that for?
45:30We ask of you, dear God, to come down.
45:32It's starting to budge now.
45:33It's starting to go.
45:35To give us love.
45:36Oh, shit, it's a brick, man.
45:40What the fuck?
45:41In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
45:44She's crying.
45:45I tell you what, she's earning her money, isn't she?
45:47In the name of Jesus Christ, our Lord.
45:52Oh, my gosh.
45:53Oh, is he out?
45:55Brilliant, brilliant.
45:57Actually, that was the beginning of one of their songs, wasn't it?
45:59Probably.
45:59I've often said that you need an exorcism,
46:02but I would go to somebody, I think, more.
46:04I wonder if you can have a Harley Street exorcism
46:07rather than those people.
46:09I would prefer to go private, Natty.
46:12National Health might botch it.
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