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00:00Thank you to Davina and thank you to everyone at Addenbrooke's Hospital for sharing their
00:12experiences tonight. Every donation is vital for funding life-saving research. The money you give
00:17helps power the projects of tomorrow, projects that could save your life or the life of someone
00:22you love. When you donate, you are going to be asked to add gift aid. Now, if you are an eligible
00:28UK taxpayer saying yes means that we can claim 25% from the government to add to your donation
00:33at no extra cost to you. So, £20 becomes £25, £40 instantly becomes £50. And when thousands
00:42of us do it together, that adds up to millions for life-saving research helping more people
00:47stand up to cancer. Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling
00:51How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours. Just over an hour ago, they said
00:58off for our Stratford Studios. Still singing. We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with
01:03them right now. Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time. Yes!
01:15Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing a song. Yes, I'm singing
01:24How Long Has This Been Going On? Start the Challenge.
01:28How long has this been going on?
01:30Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick, lighting
01:45off our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester. We will see you in a... soon.
01:51After Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:59This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:04Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:09Gogglebox for Stand Up To Cancer. Sponsored by Scottish Power.
02:14In Newport, there's a spicy scene on telly.
02:18Oh, for them.
02:24Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox. Sponsored by Three.
02:30Silent night
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night
02:39All is calm
02:43All is bright
02:48Oh, it's harmonising, but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:01Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:06Look out.
03:07Oh, no, Steve.
03:08Oh, now there's a controversial statement. The gravy.
03:12Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, do we?
03:27Yes, look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:31Whoa, for a banana?
03:34This is insane.
03:36Well, thank God that's over, I've got a day gone.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:42That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing, no-one saw that coming.
03:45No.
03:46In the week, they put out another final episode of Neighbours,
03:50we enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:57It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
04:00Good to see you, Mel.
04:02Oh, wait, it's Mel.
04:05Melon Sue, that's that.
04:07Yep.
04:08That's her last name?
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name, Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney+.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:24I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:28Yeah, I know, that's why you're with me.
04:30You love the British.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:34Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
04:38Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:41Yes.
04:42Great, perfect.
04:43I'll take it.
04:45When you wear a smock.
04:46It's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
04:58Beets, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I love mocking.
05:08The pronunciation, maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:18I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong?
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:32In West London.
05:34You like a longer one though, don't you?
05:36Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, flat one.
05:40Lieutenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something, though, I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:44We're very busy.
05:46Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job.
05:51Your one Christmas job.
05:52You're saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas.
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:57You can do Pigs in Blankets.
06:00I'll do everything else.
06:02On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:08Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it to keep your mind sharp?
06:11I occasionally do, like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:17What would be your area of speciality?
06:19Rubik's Cube.
06:20Are you 1% of the country?
06:22Are you top 1%?
06:23I used to be.
06:24Before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:29I don't know.
06:3080s, 70s music.
06:32How old do you think I am?
06:33I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:34I know.
06:34Keeps changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:43We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:49Oh, no.
06:50Welcome to the 1% roll over.
06:53Hoping to lose tonight are our 100 players.
06:55Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:57Lee Mack, would you?
06:58Oh, yeah, it's got to look an hat about him.
07:00OK, it's time for our first question.
07:02Bit of shorts from you.
07:03Been nice.
07:04No shouting out.
07:06Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:08So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:11So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Ellie, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:22OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:24She is looking for someone with dark hair,
07:26who doesn't wear glasses,
07:27and is not clean-shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:32First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:33Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean-shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44You're out.
07:45All right.
07:46I thought it was who's queen-shaven.
07:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:48No, no, no, no.
07:49You don't have time.
07:50I know there's a time.
07:51But what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53No, I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't like X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57OK.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody could be out on this.
08:03Oh, there will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue-lighted.
08:07So, how are they out?
08:13It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair,
08:16and D is clean-shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:19Next.
08:20Easy, that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:22To be fair, if I was on a dating app,
08:23I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you.
08:25I've already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:28What, you're looking for an extra?
08:29OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:35This is where he usually boils it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark
08:38to complete this common phrase?
08:41What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:43Bold.
08:44Amphousand, question mark.
08:46Head and shoulders.
08:47Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:49Head and shoulders.
08:49Oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing.
08:55I don't...
08:55Or a British thing.
08:57I won't.
08:57Head and balls.
08:59No.
08:59Head and balls?
09:00Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:02Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:17Oh, shut up.
09:19Well, why didn't you say it?
09:20Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end,
09:23and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right?
09:29We've filled out every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right.
09:36Yes.
09:37Right.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough bullseye.
09:40I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points,
09:443 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right.
09:46And 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God.
09:50How many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means.
09:55I don't understand what that means.
09:56Do you times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31.
09:59That's crazy.
10:00That's a good question.
10:019 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head.
10:03I can't do it in my head.
10:0440.
10:05That's 40.
10:1112 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:15Point system wise.
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer
10:17when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:20I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:23Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40.
10:26The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:3040?
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:34I still don't fucking understand what the answer is.
10:36It's someone's the answer.
10:37I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46Okay, here we go.
10:47Yes.
10:48Whoa.
10:481%.
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
10:59Tonight's tonight.
11:00I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Glasses, glasses, quickly.
11:06What a name.
11:07What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:13what are the final four?
11:15Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18What?
11:19Four.
11:20Oh.
11:20It's the last four out of head.
11:23So wherever head is in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's A, B, C, D, E, 5 is E.
11:30So it's 8, 5, A, B, C, D, E.
11:378, 5, 1, 4.
11:39Can you show up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4.
11:46It's alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5, 1, 3.
11:598, 5, 1, 3.
12:018, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh.
12:10Oh, you were...
12:11No, I said 4.
12:12You never said 3.
12:138, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well.
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Hanson and smart.
12:26Thanks, baby.
12:29I would say that.
12:30I know you've never said that before in your life,
12:33and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:36Oh, what do you know?
12:40And how did you do?
12:41I did fine.
12:44Out on the first question, I believe?
12:48Yeah.
12:48And subsequently got none of them right?
12:53Yeah.
12:53Yeah, that's correct, Neil.
12:54That's fine.
12:55How did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:57Because it's such a ludicrous name.
12:59There must be some reason why...
12:59That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:01Well, I mean, it's just...
13:02It's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact
13:06that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:08All right, Columbo.
13:09It really gets going in episode two.
13:26The one on the left should get us on show.
13:27Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:32Gogglebox.
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13:34In New York...
13:38I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:40Yeah, you got your way.
13:41We got a small tree.
13:42Hey, don't make it about me.
13:44Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:46You want a small tree.
13:47I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised,
13:49and then I got home and went,
13:50oh, this thing's tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:53I thought so,
13:53and then that guy kept cutting off the bottom
13:55while he was talking to us.
13:56I think he was distracted.
13:57Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:59Yeah, no.
13:59I should have spoken up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking?
14:02Because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04I keep thinking, like,
14:05when you're away or you're asleep,
14:06I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:07You've got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you...
14:11On Sunday night,
14:14there were more showbiz types
14:16hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:19This next one,
14:20I know all about,
14:21and you don't know anything
14:22because you're an American.
14:24So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to...
14:26Oh, do you know, like,
14:27Wheel of Fortune?
14:28Yes.
14:29You spin a wheel
14:30and you solve the puzzle.
14:32Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it
14:37how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah, that's probably the reason.
14:40And I think you like it
14:41because it's simple.
14:45I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:49Believe it.
14:49Say what you see.
14:50If you see it, say it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, say it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition
14:55of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:57Festive and celebrity.
14:59What's next?
15:00Let's not hold back.
15:01Let's get going.
15:02Are you ready at home?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll give that a try.
15:06We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:08Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:10Oh, edge of your seat.
15:16So what am I supposed to do?
15:17What's the little phrase?
15:18What's the little...
15:18Peace on earth.
15:19World peace.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:22Yeah, world peace.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I've not...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:29Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace
15:31on the earth.
15:32Bill.
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's no...
15:37He's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:38Christmas peace.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:42Christmas peace.
15:43They must have took his brain out
15:44when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:47That's who he looks like.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like Bill Bailey Joel.
15:51He's on earth.
15:52It's peace on earth.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:55It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58I'm it?
15:59Here's your next catchphrase.
16:00Georgia, this one's yours.
16:03Best sheep.
16:05Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Goat in a tumble dryer.
16:11Oh, it might be a goat.
16:13Best in goat.
16:14Best in goat.
16:15Bill.
16:17Er, the greatest of all time.
16:19The goat.
16:20Yes, greatest of all time is correct.
16:22All right, Bailey Joel.
16:23I don't get that.
16:24Nommi, I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:27Nommi, these catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:30Well, for the youth.
16:31They're quite youth-based.
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:39Dropping the...
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Soar bag.
16:41Oh, I tell you what, there's nothing worse when this happens.
16:44What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:46Something horrifying.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What is he doing?
16:49Open it.
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What's chucking his ass?
16:52Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:54Back?
16:56Dusty bam.
16:57No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:02He threw his back out the door.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out.
17:06Put his back out.
17:07Threw my back in.
17:09Oh, threw my back out?
17:09No, no, Ian's better.
17:13Bill.
17:14He's put his back out.
17:15He certainly has.
17:16We got that one right.
17:17I got that.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he doesn't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:30Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:32Simple as that.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:34Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:39Ooh, gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:44Look at my balls.
17:46Golden globes, red carpet.
17:48Says the actor.
17:50Couple of gold worlds.
17:51Golden globe rewards.
17:53Pass.
17:54Pass!
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
17:59Follow the plot, yes, yes.
18:02Plot.
18:03Ooh.
18:04Plot twist.
18:05Oh, unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:05The plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09The plot thickens, Bill.
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's on the spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill.
18:16What catchphrases are about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:21Oh, my God.
18:22Bill.
18:23No, he's put on the spot.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25The plot thickens.
18:26Pass.
18:27Come on, Bill.
18:28I'm not judging.
18:29Because I bet when you're there, it's tough.
18:31But Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill.
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:48Bill.
18:49Listen, Bill.
18:50Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:52You do.
18:53No, you shouldn't apologise.
18:54Well, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:58I don't know.
18:59On reflection.
19:01That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:03What was this charity we never found out?
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:06Hopefully it'll stand up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:18Matthew's the eldest.
19:19And then Rebecca is the middle child.
19:21And Sophie, the baby.
19:23Look at all the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:27Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:37No.
19:39That smile's infectious.
19:42She was probably about nine or ten.
19:44And she watched this programme about Great Wall Street.
19:48And she just decided from that moment on,
19:50that's what she wanted to become, was a doctor.
19:54Oh, God, how amazing.
19:56I think at nine years of age, you're saying you want to be a doctor.
19:58That's dedication, isn't it?
19:59Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:03She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:09Yeah.
20:10So back in June 2023, she basically had gone out for a few drinks,
20:17nothing crazy, come home, and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:21So she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant, and he said, I'm going to send you for a scan.
20:30Let's have a look.
20:31Boy.
20:34Boy.
20:36Jesus.
20:40Oh, no.
20:46God.
20:46As parents, do you try and do everything in your power to look after your child?
20:57And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:09It's got no control at all, have you?
21:11Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:12Seeing your sister so weak and ill, and then having to shave her hair off is, is, yeah.
21:25Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:28You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:34Yes.
21:54Oh, no.
21:55Bloody hell, Becca.
22:04There are no further children.
22:05Oh.
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:11When you're told there is no hope, you've got nothing left to say.
22:25I kind of sat near to the bed and had her head just on my shoulder.
22:34I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:38And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:41I sat with her on the bed at that point.
22:44And again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:46But, um, she came into this world, and I, and I held her.
22:52And as she left, as she left this world, I held her too.
22:57Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:17It is awfully sad.
23:19No mother should bury her child.
23:23No mother should bury her child.
23:33Oh, God.
23:35God, sir.
23:35She didn't have long, did she?
23:37Thirty.
23:38It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:48You raise your children.
23:50You're trying to get them through everything,
23:52and then you don't expect them to die in their third days.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:36We've got that one little GoggleDog set-up race here,
24:47and, look who's joined with her, it's only really Greg Deavis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:56We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:59It's a national theatre next day, baby.
25:00And our wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague, Alex Horne.
25:05I have, little Alex, I have.
25:07And it's, it's tough for me,
25:09because I've been on record for nearly 10 years now
25:11of saying I despise them.
25:13And I do, I do.
25:18But even you have got to be.
25:19But still got on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:23I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Horne in the horn section.
25:30We join them live.
25:31I think he looks close to tears.
25:44And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause.
25:52And also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, look, he really does love his music
25:59and he may never, ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:02I think he's, I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:05I think he's learned a lesson.
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:12But I mean, what an effort from the boy
26:14and from the rest of the band.
26:16It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I honestly think, you know, this is the music marathon
26:20we never knew we needed and you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them.
26:24Look, I'm sorry, Claire.
26:25Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later
26:31and we will join you again after Celebrity Gobble.
26:36He looks so broad.
26:39This bit will blow your wear.
26:44He's the same age as me.
26:46The Gogglebox, sponsored by Three.
26:51In Southwest London...
26:53Think of any word
26:55and on the count of three
26:56we're going to both say the word
26:58that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:01One, two, three, jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:09On the count of three again.
27:09Yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three, cup.
27:14No way!
27:15I know!
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:17It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No!
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30All right, okay, go for it.
27:31We'll go country.
27:31You got a country?
27:32Yeah, I've got a country.
27:33Yeah?
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:39Yeah.
27:40One, two, three.
27:42Vatican City.
27:43This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round and she'll just sort of
27:57make sort of like a quiche and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:08You had me at quiche.
28:09Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:10It has a great shape.
28:15I think this is the one.
28:17It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:21No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:25When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within and on the border
28:30right on the outside.
28:31Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back,
28:38forth, all the way to the top.
28:40Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:42Leave it to pay.
28:43Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:48In one year, can I do it?
28:50Sure.
28:51You know I'm going to die before you.
28:52You can do it then.
28:53Sure.
28:55Yeah.
28:56Deal.
28:56With my next husband.
28:59That's a fun thought.
29:01How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:05A couple of weeks.
29:06Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:08The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:14I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:16I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:18Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well, I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:29It's time to go.
29:33Festive rapping.
29:34Festive rapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:35I need to know how to do this.
29:37Oh, somebody at the door.
29:38Someone's doing a rapping for us.
29:39It's Megan.
29:39Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:46Tone on tone.
29:47Don't we all?
29:48I love having tone on tone.
29:50As well as a wax seal.
29:51Oh, wax seal.
29:53Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:55We should, you know, just get a wax seal.
29:57We should get a family seal.
29:58Roll crest of it as well.
29:59Charles, are we looking for that?
30:00It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:07Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:09It's a Bayliss and Harden gift set.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Probably a Pumice Stone.
30:13Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:18Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now, usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:25Right.
30:26So she just goes through the cast.
30:28Or the crew.
30:29A bit like my podcast.
30:30Yeah, yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:35Hello.
30:36There he is.
30:37Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:41I'm very excited you're here.
30:43We're going to have some fun today.
30:44I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:49There was always this beet salad.
30:50Beets, is that right?
30:51Beetroot.
30:51Beetroot.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:57Every Christmas.
30:57It was beets.
30:58And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:07Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets.
31:14He would call them beetroot, as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot.
31:17He does not like beetroot.
31:18It's Prince Harry.
31:19Okay, so can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:22Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:26We're making gumbo, right?
31:27Yes, indeed.
31:28Ooh, gumbo.
31:29That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:31So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:35Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:39Hmm.
31:39Would you like to sing it for me?
31:41No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45It smells like Christmas now.
31:48Hi, guys.
31:50There he is.
31:51There he is.
31:51Oh, there he is.
31:53Oh, he's here.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:55He's made an appearance.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:57He's holding on to his fringe.
31:59I smell gumbo.
32:00I was like, I literally, I was like, there's so much buzz around.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:05Stop it.
32:06What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:08Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites, especially her mom's.
32:11Of course he says that.
32:13You know, especially her mom's, because...
32:15It's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:18It is delicious.
32:20I'm not so sure it's as good as your mom's, but it's certainly close.
32:23Wow.
32:24Oh!
32:25Oh.
32:26This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:28Is it?
32:29Yeah, it's normally a sort of flyby.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:34He smelt it.
32:35Mm.
32:36I smelt the gumbo.
32:38He said.
32:38Who has the time?
32:41Megan.
32:44Well, because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51Oh, two is easy.
32:52When we had two, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Try having three, stupid.
32:58Lazy.
32:58This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:09My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:11He's handsome.
33:12Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:13Growing up, I would have been big into football,
33:15and sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:18I would have gone to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:21Just a normal dude, isn't he?
33:23Mm-hmm.
33:23I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:26It was during COVID.
33:28We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:33I think that's very romantic.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful,
33:40and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:42Sweet.
33:44Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:49Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:52Oh, no.
33:53Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:57And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:59Yeah.
34:00I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
34:03My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:07Oh, my God.
34:08Went to the hospital, got the scan,
34:11and I could tell the doctors and nurses
34:12were looking at me a little bit differently.
34:14Oh, you don't want that.
34:15That's not a good sign, is it?
34:17Got a call, and was like, can you come in?
34:18Like, the doctors want to speak to you.
34:20And I was just like, right, OK.
34:22So the lamb bells were ringing?
34:24Yeah.
34:25Um, gave us the worst juice.
34:31Oh, God.
34:32Oh, my God.
34:32What was in his brain?
34:40I have, basically, a brain tumour,
34:43but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:46Two years to live.
34:57As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
35:00the timeline became less.
35:02Oh.
35:03They'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:06Oh.
35:07So it was a big, sort of, shock.
35:10Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:16It's so shit, because your loved ones are just your absolute world,
35:19aren't they?
35:21Matthew was like, well, we want to get married,
35:24we want to do this,
35:25and he was just like, do it all now,
35:26because you don't know what's ahead of you.
35:30Do you know what?
35:31Fair play to Matthew for still being in, like,
35:34high spirits, do you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:38They're rushing to condense all their life plans down
35:40into a short time now, aren't they?
35:42Yeah.
35:43You all right?
35:43Yeah.
35:43Oh, wow.
35:52I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:54Mm-hmm.
35:55Good.
35:56Glad he made it to the wedding.
35:59It was just a day of positive love.
36:05The energy in the room, I just kept saying,
36:07if you could bottle this up,
36:09you could sell it for millions.
36:10That would have been a bit of sweeter fear, isn't it?
36:12Yeah.
36:13It just was a day of celebration.
36:16So I'd like to start this speech
36:17by raising a toast to my new wife, Carrie.
36:19Yeah!
36:21Aw.
36:22Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is,
36:25and thank you for just being you.
36:30Look at the way she looks at him.
36:36I don't know how long I have,
36:37but I would just like to get back home
36:39and just start married life with Carrie in our house
36:42and just get through it together.
36:45Live life together as long as you can.
36:52Oh, God.
36:53Oh, no.
36:54Oh, no, don't tell me.
36:55Six weeks.
36:59Six weeks.
37:00Oh, my...
37:01At least he got his time with that, didn't he?
37:13Your dad had a married man.
37:15Yeah.
37:16I'm so glad you've managed to find love
37:18and make it all to celebrate each other.
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37:56Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
38:12Come on, Colin, you're missing it.
38:18She's quite good.
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38:24In Hampshire...
38:26What do you want for Christmas?
38:27I would like pajamas
38:28because I'm full of fun these days.
38:31Yeah.
38:32Josh and his wife Tamsin.
38:34You used to do this really annoying thing,
38:37which for the month leading up to Christmas,
38:39just buy everything that you wanted.
38:41It was all on sale.
38:41I know, but you were also like,
38:43oh, I'm coming to the end of the year,
38:44what do I want?
38:45Oh, I'll just get it all myself.
38:46And I'd see all these packages being like,
38:47oh, that's what I was going to get.
38:49Oh, that's what I was going to get you
38:50because I also look and see
38:51all the things you might need.
38:53And then I just have nothing for you.
38:54Well, lucky for you,
38:54I didn't buy anything for myself this year.
38:56No.
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore.
39:00That's my new thing.
39:01So I'll give your pajamas away.
39:03No, the pajamas I do need.
39:05On Tuesday night,
39:07James May was fiddling about
39:08in his man cave again on Discovery+.
39:11Oh.
39:13Chin-chin.
39:14There it is.
39:15Cheers.
39:15You like parching in your shed,
39:17mine, don't you?
39:18Yeah.
39:19I think every man likes
39:20parching, don't you?
39:21Like that.
39:22You ought to put your bed out there.
39:24Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
39:29Shed load of ideas.
39:31I appreciate that title.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I used to have a shed
39:33in the house that we were at
39:35and I used to love it when it rained
39:37because I'd go and make a cup of tea.
39:39And sit in it.
39:39And then go outside,
39:41sit in the shed
39:41with the door like half open.
39:43Oh, that's nice.
39:43The sound of rainbows
39:44is gorgeous.
39:45And just be like,
39:46oh, this is nice.
39:46Yeah.
39:47I love it when it rains outside.
39:48And then my wife would come
39:49and be like,
39:49what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes.
39:52It's not easy running a pub,
39:53you know,
39:53what with business rates,
39:55the cost of thatching.
39:57He runs a pub as well.
39:58Oh, yeah, he does.
39:58He runs a pub, don't they?
39:59Oh, they all run pubs, don't they?
40:01And on top of all that,
40:02I have to think about
40:03choosing the right flavor of crisps.
40:06Oh, poor James.
40:08He's got to think about
40:09the right flavor of crisps.
40:10Prawn cocktail, mate.
40:11Yeah, that's good.
40:12I love prawn cocktail.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Roast chicken.
40:15Take over?
40:16Roast chicken crisps.
40:17Yeah.
40:17We love crisps,
40:19but we have identified a problem.
40:21There's none in there.
40:22Yeah.
40:23It's just all full of air.
40:24You're basically buying air.
40:25But what if you get
40:26halfway down the bag
40:27and then you suddenly think,
40:28do you know what?
40:29I fancy salt and vinegar.
40:32This is a major problem
40:33in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh, no, no.
40:35You don't want to do
40:35like a multi-crisp
40:36within a bag situation.
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh, my God, this is awful.
40:39Mixing your flavors.
40:41Me and Ben like doing this.
40:42If we're having, you know,
40:43a bit of a crisp night,
40:44we will open a bag
40:46of salt and vinegar
40:47and cheese and onion
40:48to counteract the acidity
40:50of the salt and vinegar.
40:52Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have,
40:56rather than a packet of crisps,
40:58a bowl of completely plain crisps.
41:00Uh-huh.
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you pick to crisp up
41:03and you think,
41:04I think I'll have salt and vinegar
41:05for this one.
41:06You spray it on.
41:07Oh, James.
41:09Right.
41:10No.
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp.
41:12Yeah.
41:12Oh, stop it.
41:14I don't hate it.
41:15Ugh.
41:16I don't hate it.
41:18Every crisp could be different.
41:20I don't trust the British public
41:21to do anything.
41:22Someone's going to, like,
41:22pick up a bottle of window lean
41:23and spray the crisp.
41:25That's so weird.
41:26Let me talk to you a bit
41:27about some of the flavours
41:28I was imagining.
41:30Spam.
41:31Spam?
41:32What's Spam?
41:32Luncheon meat.
41:34Right.
41:34I had Spam the other day
41:35after you'd done my nails.
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarni, yeah.
41:39I nearly got Spam and egg sarni this morning,
41:41but I got a full English instead.
41:44Anchovies.
41:44Anchovy crisps.
41:46Fuck off.
41:47Spam and anchovy.
41:48No one is buying that, James May.
41:49You're creating problems,
41:51not solutions to them.
41:52Right, there's the cubed Spam.
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes.
41:57Are they going to be making
41:58the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it
42:02so it can be in one of those atomizers.
42:04That's his ultimate goal.
42:06Oh, he's always like liquid Spam.
42:07I guess so.
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well, too?
42:11Oh, yes.
42:13Oh, God.
42:13Oh, no.
42:14You're adding salt to Spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products
42:18to spray on an already salted crisp.
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp
42:23for the first time in the history of humanity.
42:27Could be the last time, James.
42:29Oh, God.
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No.
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38Well, he's going to say it's delicious, isn't he?
42:40Just because he has to.
42:41Oh, it works.
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good.
42:46He just says it works.
42:47Works.
42:50Look, it tastes of shit.
42:51It works.
42:52The crisp spray atomizer
42:54coming soon to a pub near me.
42:57I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps.
43:00No, it very much solidifies my...
43:02Don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth.
43:05Store it here first.
43:06And last.
43:07And last.
43:08And never again.
43:11I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation,
43:13spraying your crisps.
43:17In Wiltshire...
43:18You do crack in Ireland,
43:20but in English we have a sense of humour.
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing.
43:26Giles and his wife, Mary.
43:28Teasing.
43:29I don't want you to touch me.
43:31I want nothing further to do with you.
43:34I'm going to catch a taxi back to London.
43:37Now.
43:37Stop it.
43:39Christmas spirit.
43:40It's not...
43:40This is Christmas spirit.
43:41Stop it.
43:44It's the Christmas spirit, Mary.
43:46I don't want you to tell me that there...
43:49Ding-dong, Mary Lee on high.
43:51This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood
43:56for a festive sing-song on Disney+.
43:58Boom.
44:00Pedders.
44:02Drop a Bailey's.
44:03Sound of Music.
44:05What a combo.
44:06What a combo.
44:07Never seen it.
44:09Really?
44:09Yeah.
44:10What's it about?
44:11Hub-num.
44:11Actually, Rich T.
44:12Screw that.
44:13Yeah, Rich T.
44:13Classic.
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews.
44:17Julie.
44:18And that.
44:19Julie Andrews.
44:20So Judy and Julie were in this.
44:29Rodgers and Hamsterers.
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty.
44:37Yes.
44:37You're very sentimental.
44:38I just have to think of it.
44:41Just have to think of it.
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes.
44:45It reminds me of when people were nice.
44:48Steady.
44:49Steady, Nutty.
44:50Steady.
44:51What you have to do.
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary.
44:56They're all watching video nasties now.
44:59They're not all watching.
45:05She gets taught belly.
45:07Yeah, she does.
45:07Well, she should.
45:09She should.
45:12I've never seen this.
45:13That's insane.
45:14Oh.
45:16It's just joyous.
45:18Oh, spin.
45:22Spin, Julie.
45:26The hills are flying with the sound of music.
45:29Could you not?
45:31I don't know that I can resist.
45:33Right.
45:34With songs they have sung for a thousand years.
45:38My heart wants to sing every song.
45:44I hate musicals.
45:46It's so.
45:48Do you know there's your favorite thing?
45:50There's singing kids.
45:51Oh, God.
45:52Okay, when that happens, I have to leave.
45:55With the sound of music.
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling.
46:01No.
46:01It's a very, very fun film.
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains.
46:05All right, show off.
46:19They don't make films like this anymore.
46:21Thank God.
46:22Thank God for that.
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids.
46:26Lisa.
46:28Friedrich.
46:29Louisa.
46:31Pedro.
46:33Die.
46:34Die.
46:35We found ourselves at a fancy party.
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron.
46:41Ladies and gentlemen.
46:43Oh, the elegance and the days before junk food.
46:48Everyone's slim and exquisite.
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you.
46:53Oh, how charming.
46:55Oh, I like this one.
46:56Oh, I know, too.
46:57This is where they come down the stairs, isn't it?
46:58Yeah, yeah.
46:59Huh?
47:01Oh, what is this surprise?
47:02Oh, great.
47:07Time for the children to perform.
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:13That would be the EastEnders version.
47:14There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall, and the bells in the steeple, too.
47:23And up in the nursery, an absurd little bird is popping out to say cuckoo.
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids.
47:32Cuckoo, cuckoo.
47:33Regretfully they tell us, but firmly they come tell us to say cuckoo.
47:39Cuckoo.
47:41Cuckoo.
47:45You'll recognise this.
47:46Here we go.
47:46So long.
47:47Farewell.
47:48Auf Wiedersehen.
47:49Goodbye.
47:50I hate to go and leave this pretty side.
47:54Bye.
47:58Each one goes.
48:02Oh, I see.
48:04I'll be just saying adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu, adieu.
48:07To you and you and you.
48:09Okay, he knew that part.
48:10Yeah.
48:13Who are they saying goodbye to?
48:15Just the adults.
48:16This is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed.
48:18Yeah, to get another ten minutes.
48:21Yeah.
48:22He's burst into song and dance.
48:25So long, farewell, I'll be just saying goodbye.
48:29Just go to sleep.
48:30Just go to sleep.
48:30And leave a sigh and say goodbye.
48:33Goodbye.
48:35Wow.
48:35You had a beautiful high note there.
48:38So long.
48:38So long, goodbye.
48:40I'll be just saying goodbye.
48:41I can't.
48:42I'm going to get a snack.
48:46This is the best bit, though.
48:48Oh.
48:48The sun has gone.
48:54Scratching her arse up the stairs.
48:56Oh, my God.
48:56Now the little one's singing.
48:58Yeah, but she's really cute.
48:59Yeah, that helps.
49:01Goodbye.
49:02Isn't that lovely.
49:09Oh, mercifully.
49:10Please tell me there's not more.
49:11Okay.
49:12No more kids, right?
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this, because you know what'll be coming next, don't you?
49:17Oh, God, yeah.
49:18Full performance every night.
49:19Yeah.
49:19Up and down the stairs like a yo-yo.
49:22It's bad enough as it is.
49:24Giving it cuckoo.
49:25Cuckoo.
49:26Go to bed!
49:27In Devon, things are getting a little tense.
49:37That was well good.
49:46Yeah.
49:47That was good.
49:48Should we watch another?
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