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00:00MUSIC
00:04MUSIC
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:20Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to this special Christmas edition of Parents Evening,
00:32the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:36I love Christmas. My family actually call me Santa, because they only ever see me once a year.
00:41Playing tonight, we have got comedian Josh Whittacombe and his dad, Tom.
00:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:50And presenter, George Lamb and his dad, acting legend, Larry Lamb.
00:55And also here tonight is my mum, Shanti Ranganathan.
01:02Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas,
01:05but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman. Sorry.
01:09Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests, and she comes up with searching difficult questions,
01:13like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland.
01:17LAUGHTER
01:18You should try adding spices.
01:20Mum, what is something you found out for us today about our guests?
01:23One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift.
01:31LAUGHTER
01:32What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:41Who was it?
01:43Ah.
01:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:48So, who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:51My mum, it sounds like I am.
01:53Yeah, exactly.
01:55Yeah, we still laugh about that one.
01:57Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
01:59You?
02:01I love her.
02:03Will you give me one?
02:04I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face.
02:07LAUGHTER
02:09Good luck tonight, everybody. Let's play parents' evening.
02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:16Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten
02:19you think your child can guess right in a particular category.
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.
02:24Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer.
02:28But, if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:32And to stop them influencing your bids, we're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you.
02:37So, Josh, Moxie and George, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
02:47Our first question is all about Christmas films.
02:50You are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd.
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys.
03:00This is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special.
03:02This says, Protect Larry Lamb, all costs. Five stars.
03:05That's nice, isn't it?
03:07I agree with that completely.
03:09This is from Josh's stand-up special.
03:10I love Josh, but his voice really gets on my nerves.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:20Three stars?
03:22Yeah.
03:24You don't love someone and then give... I'll be honest, I'm listening now, they are right about my voice.
03:28Yeah, I mean, I was going to say, even in that, it is quite irritating.
03:30Yeah.
03:31This is from my stand-up special.
03:33Came for Romesh, stayed for Shanthi. Five stars.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:38Oh, well done on putting your own five-star review on TV.
03:40Well done, Romesh.
03:42Doodoo, do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes.
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:48No.
03:50LAUGHTER
03:51No, no, I get it, I get it. Why would you?
03:57I mean, it's not even the proper Strictly, though, is it?
03:58It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat.
04:01LAUGHTER
04:02He was great, though.
04:04He was great!
04:09He did a good job.
04:10Moxie gave me a nine.
04:12And it was sincere.
04:14I thought it was sincere until you said that.
04:16No!
04:18LAUGHTER
04:19Josh, your face in that photo.
04:22It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside.
04:26LAUGHTER
04:27I'm so delighted to be a penguin!
04:29LAUGHTER
04:30Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it, is that open?
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34I used up my stand-up special.
04:35You should have watched it five stars.
04:37LAUGHTER
04:38OK, parents, it is time to bid.
04:42Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:46Yeah, it's true.
04:47Tom, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three.
04:55Three.
04:56OK.
04:57Do-do, do you think Motsie can get more than three?
05:00I'll...
05:02LAUGHTER
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:07Yeah, I'll go for four.
05:08Four.
05:09Four. OK.
05:10Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five.
05:13OK.
05:14Nice.
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five.
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out.
05:19Oh!
05:20Oh!
05:21That means playing for £500 is Josh!
05:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:33Hello, Josh.
05:34Hello, Romesh.
05:35OK.
05:36Out of ten, your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies
05:38from their review on Letterboxd.
05:40You can give multiple guesses.
05:41Yeah.
05:42You can pass as many times as you want,
05:43but you only have 90 seconds.
05:44Cool.
05:45Mum's going to be timing the round.
05:46I would.
05:4790 seconds, Josh.
05:48You've got five to get.
05:49Good luck.
05:50Off you go.
05:52A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other.
05:55Home Alone.
05:56Four and a half stars.
05:57It's correct.
05:58Well done.
06:00Love Actually.
06:01Two stars.
06:02Love Actually.
06:03It is Love Actually.
06:05It's a wonderful movie.
06:06It's a wonderful movie.
06:07It's absolutely correct.
06:10Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz?
06:13Three stars.
06:14It is The Holiday.
06:15Well done.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job.
06:19Three stars.
06:20The Santa Claus.
06:21It is The Santa Claus.
06:22Josh Milliken.
06:23Oh my God.
06:25Come on.
06:26Yes, Josh.
06:27Yes.
06:28You scored five winning.
06:29Give it back to Josh.
06:30Give it back for Josh.
06:38Josh, incredible work.
06:39Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:42No.
06:44It's you to decide.
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone.
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually?
06:51What is that?
06:52I...
06:53I never...
06:54You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant.
06:58Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
06:59It's very rude.
07:00LAUGHTER
07:01He can be popular.
07:02Yeah.
07:03But he should learn manners.
07:04Mum?
07:05Mum?
07:06Yes.
07:07It's for you as well.
07:08For me?
07:09APPLAUSE
07:10You asked.
07:11Someone is standing up to him.
07:12Yes, Mummy.
07:13Thank you, darling.
07:15I love your dance.
07:16LAUGHTER
07:17OK.
07:18Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for your next question.
07:34MUSIC
07:41OK.
07:42This time your question is all about chocolate.
07:44Oh.
07:45Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not.
07:47The rule I use is if you're enjoying it, it's not vegan.
07:50LAUGHTER
07:51What you're going to have to do for this one is you have to name
07:54the chocolate bar represented by the picture.
07:56For example, this one, Mum.
07:57What chocolate's that?
07:59Lion bar?
08:00Lion bar is absolutely right.
08:02Yeah, I mean, to be fair, you just have to say...
08:04It's a big face.
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06OK.
08:07Parents, it's time to bid.
08:11Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids.
08:16How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:19Two.
08:20OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two.
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five.
08:24Five!
08:25Oh, yeah!
08:26Come on!
08:27APPLAUSE
08:29Tom.
08:31I'll go six.
08:33OK.
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu, six is the bid to bids.
08:37No?
08:38I'm out.
08:39You're out.
08:40OK, fair enough.
08:41Larry.
08:42Seven.
08:43Oh.
08:44OK.
08:45I like this.
08:46OK, Tom, this is a battle now.
08:47I'm out.
08:48Oh.
08:49LAUGHTER
08:51So that means playing for £700, it's George!
08:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
09:00Hello, George.
09:01How are you?
09:02I'm very well.
09:03How are you?
09:04I'm good.
09:05I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive.
09:06OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:09I like chocolate a lot.
09:10Yeah.
09:11But, yeah, I feel confident.
09:13Oh, God.
09:14When you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot,
09:16I felt something.
09:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:19I'm not a great hair.
09:20I'm not a great hair.
09:21Yeah.
09:22I could be that chocolate, George.
09:24LAUGHTER
09:26OK, so, your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates
09:30from the ten clues provided.
09:31OK.
09:32George, good luck to you.
09:33Off you go.
09:34You've got seven to get.
09:35What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic.
09:38Is correct!
09:39APPLAUSE
09:40Whisper.
09:41Whisper is correct!
09:43What's this one?
09:44Yorkie.
09:45Is correct!
09:46What's this one?
09:48We...
09:49Er...
09:50Pass.
09:51What is that?
09:52OK, let's go to the next one.
09:53What's this one?
09:54Planet...
09:55No, that's Planet.
09:56That's Earth.
09:57We don't have a pick.
09:58We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth.
09:59Er...
10:00Moon.
10:01Milky...
10:02Er...
10:03Milky Way.
10:04The...
10:05What is the chocolate bar called,
10:06that's got something to do with the moon?
10:07Well, I can't give any options.
10:08I'd love to.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Pass, pass, pass, pass.
10:11OK, pass.
10:12It's a dime bar.
10:13Yes, correct.
10:14OK, pass.
10:15Pass.
10:16It's a dime bar.
10:17Yes, correct.
10:18Yeah.
10:19OK, let's go to the next one.
10:20M&M.
10:21Four M&M's?
10:22M&M's?
10:23Yes.
10:24Yeah.
10:25You've got two to get.
10:26What's this one?
10:27Bucket of treasure, chest, box, money...
10:31Pass if you want to come and look at the next one.
10:34Yeah, next one.
10:35OK, pass.
10:36What's this one?
10:37It's a bus going to South London.
10:40It's a red bus.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Big bus.
10:46Yeah.
10:47It's a metro line by Double Decker.
10:48Yes!
10:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:50You've got one to go.
10:51You've got one to go.
10:52What is this?
10:53What are you looking at?
10:54Flake!
10:55Yes!
10:56You've done it!
10:57Yes!
10:58Happy, happy, happy.
10:59Congratulations.
11:00You scored several winning some on the glass.
11:01Give it up for George!
11:03Oh!
11:04That was exhilarating.
11:05Larry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
11:06Sweet.
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08There's three questions you missed, George.
11:09Let's have a look.
11:10There's this one.
11:11Anybody got any ideas?
11:12Time out.
11:13It is time out, yeah.
11:14I thought it was ripped bastard, but it's not.
11:16Let's have a look at the next one.
11:17That is...
11:18OK, Mars!
11:19OOHH!
11:20Oh no!
11:21Mars!
11:22There we go!
11:23What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:25OK, this one, this is a tough one.
11:26Anybody?
11:27Bouncy!
11:28Bouncy!
11:29Oh no!
11:30Oh my God.
11:31There you go.
11:32Give it up for George, though, what performance.
11:33All right, Mum, the winner!
11:35Chakra bar
11:37Okay, this one. This is a tough one anybody
11:40Bouncy
11:43Give it up for George though. What a performance
11:47The two questions in what are the scores please and give it a bit of drama a little bit of Christmas
11:51Like drama, but what do you how do you want me to say?
11:55Just give it a little bit body movement, you know, like that you got this and you got that
12:01Good luck to you. Motsi and Dudu. Yeah
12:05Nothing at the moment
12:12Josh and Tom. Yeah 500 pounds
12:19George and Larry 700 pounds
12:25Time for a break now remember family is the greatest gift unless they got your PlayStation. See you in a bit
12:35Oh
12:45Welcome back to parents evening kids remember you can't influence your parents during these questions. So once again, let's get set for our next one
12:52This time your question is all about board games what you're gonna have to do is name the board game from its official tagline for example
13:08Skill game where you're the doctor what board game is that I haven't got a clue
13:16Okay, it's not that does sound like a board game
13:18But that's not the correct answer. It's actually operation. It's a great game slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times
13:24Hello, do you think George be any good at this? Yeah, is he competitive when you're playing board game very very okay?
13:32Yeah, it gets competitive our house doesn't it mom you come over every Christmas play a bit of Uno. I'm rubbish at it
13:38Yeah, we don't know that every year you always mention I haven't improved at all
13:43Why don't you teach me how to play mom I teach you every year?
13:50I'm just gonna watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it
14:01This is what I say you should learn manners
14:08Good evening
14:10Okay parents it is time to bid
14:14When mum tried this earlier she scored zero
14:17Okay, Larry you're gonna be opening the bids. How many of these you think George can get?
14:23Five
14:25That is a great opening bid Tom
14:28six
14:30Okay, do do would you see this gentleman the these they know that my child
14:36My child can get more so they say so I'm going out
14:41You're out?
14:47That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard
14:50Yeah, these gentlemen know my child can get more so I'm out
14:53Okay, Larry it's six to be what do you think seven oh?
15:07It's it's a bit of seven to be you seem quite stressed out what's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy isn't it?
15:13I'll go eight
15:26This is this is great gaming okay, Larry
15:30Thomas bid eight do you want to push him further?
15:33Okay, Tom I'm out that means that playing for nine hundred pounds. It's George
15:50So out of ten your dad thinks you can name nine board games from their slogan George are you ready?
16:04I'm ready. Okay, let's go. Good luck
16:06The classic naval combat game
16:14Battleship is correct
16:18The frantic marble munching game the hippos the hungry hippos is correct. I'll accept that
16:25The game of strategic conquest is correct
16:30Every word counts gravel is correct
16:32The game of quick draw I don't know pass pass okay
16:40Fast-stealing property trading game monopoly is correct
16:45The original guessing game guess who is correct
16:49Your life your way your life your way
16:55No, I don't know what that is pass okay next one the classic barrel of laughs for all the family
17:02I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:05Okay, let's have a look at the next one
17:07The saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:12Buckaroo is correct
17:17Game of quick draw
17:23Two left to get kind of thing
17:24Yeah, I mean I don't know I don't know what like what kind of draw is that well, I can give you nothing beyond that
17:30What's the next one the other one look at the next one
17:33Your life your way
17:37Bad luck you couldn't reach nine which means the money's getting split between the others let's hear it for george
17:42Let's have a look at the ones you didn't get the game of quick draw is pictionary
17:56Your life your way it's probably the toughest one it's the game of life
18:00No
18:00And the last one the classic barrel of laughs for all the family josh got any idea
18:05It's that one where you put the things on and the guy pops out the barrel. Yes pop-up pirates
18:11Okay, mom, could you give us a scores please of course I can a little bit of christmas pizzazz, please if you don't mind mozzi and
18:17Doodoo
18:19455
18:21Yay!
18:24George and larry 700 pounds
18:30My god josh and tom
18:35955
18:37So basically mozzi and doodoo you benefited from larry sort of getting over excited with
18:46We're happy about that okay from this point you will not be given any clues
18:50Okay, instead you'll be given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category
18:56Plus every correct answer is now worth
18:58200 pounds
19:00Because there's nothing more christmassy than suddenly everything being twice the price so
19:05Josh mozzi and george. Let's get you set for the next question
19:15Your next category is christmas dinner you have to guess all the components of the traditional christmas dinner at wetherspoon
19:24By the way just so you know from this point on if any of you say an answer before the game begins
19:29It will be considered cheating i'm afraid in which case the answer will be removed
19:32And i'll take a hundred pounds off your total and i might take away a hundred pounds if josh says anything because he really is bringing out my inner bully
19:40Dudu what's a south african christmas meal like south africa is
19:45It's summer because in summer you stay outside we do prize and when i get here in europe
19:54christmas was inside
19:57It's cold it's different isn't it i mean that's a really nice verse saying christmas here is
20:07Dudu mozzi is not played yet because your favorite phrase tonight has been i'm out
20:14Do you think this might be the one that she could step up yes yes okay well let's see parents it's time to bid
20:20When mum tried this earlier she scored five
20:24Okay it's not that much of a flex uh all right tom it's your turn to bid first how many do you think josh
20:38Can get four four do do what you're thinking i'm out
20:42Is it right have you flown all the way for south africa to play this tonight yes yes
20:58And you just don't want mozzi to get involved at all no i understand
21:03larry tom's bid four what do you think
21:07Five five okay could this be another duel again tom
21:10Six oh larry i'm out
21:18Okay well that means that playing for 1200 pounds is josh
21:22So your dad thinks you can name six savoring components that are listed in the traditional christmas dinner at jd weatherspin otherwise known as spoons
21:37Multiple guesses are allowed but if you take too long without giving a correct answer you will time out
21:41Okay off you go okay turkey
21:45It's there gravy gravy sir carrots stuffing carrots is there yeah
21:53Uh potatoes we need more specific than most potatoes no boiled potatoes no mashed potatoes yes
22:04Bread sauce um uh sprouts no carrots chicken uh beef
22:11Um um oh god a stuffing no um um and uh stuff stuffing i've already got stuffing
22:26Josh i'm so sorry bad luck the money's getting split between the others give it up for josh
22:32Josh that was tough
22:38What would you have gone for okay this is the full list
22:44And i think you'll find it pretty offensive
22:45Oh do you know what i don't hate myself after that
22:50First of all can i just say pigs in blankets getting a bit of pig then wrapping it in a bit of pig
22:57Taking the piss there what see how are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming yeah
23:07On the other side i'm just like you know she protects me i protect her you guys are serving
23:13No goblins guys
23:20Okay mom uh what's that done to the scores please josh and tom
23:24Oh
23:25nine hundred and fifty pounds because you know why
23:30mochi and doodoo
23:32one thousand and fifty
23:38I'd love it if the first time mochi had to answer was in the final
23:41And george and larry one thousand three hundred pounds guys
23:50Okay it's time for a festive break which in my house means lisa asking me to sleep in the garage see you in a bit
23:55oh
24:10Welcome back to the parents evening christmas special proving family is a gift but it's still worth keeping the receipt
24:17Okay josh mozzi and george let's get you set for your next question
24:25your next category is greetings cards you're gonna have to name the themes for cards available at card factory
24:34larry who's a better gifter you or george bearing in mind you give gifts of yourself but
24:40well you know it's certainly not me i'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years
24:48getting a present for george that was right but of course you know i'm 45 i know
24:55i was 73 so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday don't forget him a present that was right
25:12unfortunately you've said one of the answers oh which means that i've got to take 100 pounds off
25:18no no no that's the rules of the game he said birthday
25:22so was josh very grateful for the gifts he received oh i don't know i don't know why because
25:29you didn't give him any uh well we don't show a lot of emotion in our family romesh oh really
25:36do you do like how often do you tell josh you love him
25:40uh i don't think i've ever told him that
25:44i'm gonna be honest with you tom i know it's weird but i'm on your side
25:47okay parents it's time to bid
25:55when mum tried this earlier she scored six
25:59oh dude you're gonna be opening the bids yes how many do you think mozzi can get three three okay
26:07there you go
26:12larry four four tom five
26:18did it out i'm out you're out
26:26larry five is the bid to be i'll go six six tom i never thought you'd be like this larry
26:32i had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:44so what do you think what did he think he was like how is he differed i thought he'd be like
26:47that guy off gavin and stasis
26:48what are you thinking then tom i'll go seven okay larry i'll go eight
27:04um nine nine
27:21larry tom didn't think you were gonna be like this
27:23i'm uh i'm gonna go eleven
27:36okay larry the bid is currently at 11. um
27:43i'm out
27:43you are out okay that means that playing for 2200 pounds it's josh
28:03okay josh you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids weren't you i'll be honest i never
28:08thought i'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with larry lamb
28:13so your dad thinks you can name 11 reasons for giving someone a card according to the card
28:17factory multiple guesses are allowed but if you take too long without giving a correct answer
28:21you will time out we need 11. okay good luck to you josh thank you off you go whenever you're ready
28:26valentine's day valentine's is up there christmas
28:31yep easter no keep guessing new year
28:34engagement engagement is that wedding wedding is that anniversary anniversary's that retirement
28:45retirement's that new job new job's that um new baby christening yeah ead ead is there and
28:58um condolences i'll accept that it's sympathy well done josh
29:08congratulations josh you scored 11 winning you 2200 pounds give it up for josh
29:19tom that must make you feel like you really really love josh
29:22i'm really proud of him and i love him really a lot
29:25oh happy christmas
29:35okay let's have a look at the full list there we go
29:40wow father's day mother's day
29:41matsu do you think you could have got more than josh you think you could have done that well 11 not but
29:46uh yeah baby shower mother's day father's day congratulations yeah i mean you're reading them yeah
29:55what about you george i could i could have got more yeah yeah
29:59yeah i think this is i actually think this is quite an easy one although i'm the guy who didn't get miles
30:06when i was looking at okay mom what has that done to the schools please i'm excited let me read it for you yeah
30:15i mean i'll be honest with you mom i don't really like the way you said that
30:24we love it mom thank you thank you let me read it for you
30:30i'm putting a bit sexy boy oh please
30:33all right okay matsu and judo
30:36josh and jorge let's get you set for your last question in this round
31:06this question is all about festive football birds what this is is you're going to have to
31:13list the birds that have appeared on the badges of premier league football teams
31:16past and present doodoo does mozzi like football yes
31:26okay parents it's time to bid
31:30so when mom tried this earlier she scored one
31:33yeah larry how many do you think george can get
31:38two two okay tom three three okay doodoo four four
31:57larry i'm out
32:03this is the best possible result we could have hoped for
32:33merry christmas everybody
32:35playing for the first time
32:38for 800 pounds it's mozzi
32:51what's your knowledge of football badge birds
32:53not zero
32:56you've only got to get four okay okay and if you look what i'm going to say if you do get four
33:00the roof is going to come off so your mom thinks that you can name four birds that are featured
33:06or still do feature of the badges of football teams that have played in the premier league
33:10not so you ready i have no choice
33:17wow wow
33:18so good luck off you go you just got to name four so just shout out some birds eagle eagle
33:23yes
33:24yes that's right
33:25yes that's right
33:27good day good day
33:28good day
33:28vulture
33:30uh uh uh uh liver bird
33:32uh
33:32liver bird is right
33:33good day
33:36um uh uh a pigeon
33:38uh
33:41us to have eagles vultures a hawk um
33:45hawk will accept
33:46hawk will accept
33:47yeah
33:49a seagull there
33:50let's go
34:04oh
34:06congratulations
34:17Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes, let's look at the full list
34:40Oh
34:43There we go mom. Can you give us the scores, please George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Mochi and doodoo
34:551850
34:59My god with Josh and Tom 3155
35:10Before our final Josh, Mochi and George you're gonna be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams. Okay. Are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:35First question name the carpenter
35:40Larry beat beat George Jesus. It is Jesus. I is Sabrina Carpenter next question
35:48name the Christmas song
35:53Tom hey hey, Josh little drummer boy is correct. I is run Rudolph run next question name the man playing Santa
36:02Oh
36:06Tom be oh, Josh, I
36:09Don't know it's Paul Burrell
36:12What would you've got a Josh? It's rich Attenborough. It is Richard Attenborough. Yes, okay next question
36:18name the wise man
36:22Tom a a Josh Dalai Lama it is Dalai Lama B is Dennis wise next question name the bell
36:30oh
36:33Larry beat beat George
36:36Alexander Graham
36:37Yeah, I is Kristen Bell next question name the Christmas tool
36:44Larry beef beef nutcracker. It is nutcracker. I is turkey baster. Do do just quick one. Do you know you've got a buzzer? Yeah?
36:52Yeah, next question name the Mary
36:59Tom hey, baby Josh Mary Queen Scott is correct. I is Mary earths
37:05name the Christmas pudding
37:09Tom hey
37:10Josh log we won't accept that. I'm afraid it's you log. Oh
37:16Would you have known be yeah stolen no panettone
37:19So
37:23Wow, but I like the confidence next question name the Joseph
37:31Larry be be Leslie is Leslie Joseph. I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks I would know about Leslie Joseph over Stalin. Yeah
37:42next question
37:44Name the dame
37:48Tom be beat Josh Kelly Holmes is correct. I is Craig rebel Horwood
37:54Is it? Yes
37:56Oh, that's it. That's the end of the round
38:00Mom, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:03Mosi and doodoo
38:062,250 pounds
38:12George and Larry 3,200 pounds
38:18Josh and Tom 4,750 pounds
38:20Congratulations Josh and Tom, you have made it through to the final!
38:32George, how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:34Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing, you know what I mean?
38:38That's the last 10 minutes. He's like you could have done much better than that
38:41You know?
38:43Mosi, how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:45I think we did well
38:46Yeah
38:47We connected
38:48Yeah
38:49Yeah
38:50And I'm proud of her. She came all the way from Africa for you
38:52Yes
38:53Yes
38:58We have got to take a break now
39:00Join us in a bit to see if Josh and Tom can double their money in our final round
39:03I'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home
39:07What a nightmare
39:08See you in a bit guys
39:09Welcome back to the Parents Evening Christmas Special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring you'd have thought they'd have married Meghan Markle
39:31Josh and Tom by making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity. How much have they made mum?
39:38£4,750
39:40Nice
39:45But, succeeding this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum?
39:49£9,500
39:51Wow
39:56Here is how it works
39:57You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers but only five of them are correct
40:01To double your jackpot all you have to do is identify all five
40:04If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose a round but you do leave with your original jackpot of £4,750
40:11Tom, you are going to be picking the category
40:14Your options are Christmas carols, Winter Olympics and Christmas adverts
40:21What are you thinking?
40:22You know what, I'm going to go with Christmas adverts
40:25Christmas adverts
40:27Josh and Tom for the last time, let's play Parents Evening
40:40Josh, how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:42I've chosen the same but they're all tough
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts, okay?
40:52Here are the possible answers
40:54The owl and the pussycat
40:56The bear and the hare
40:58The ass and the beaver
41:00Monty the python
41:02Moz the monster
41:04Romesh the reindeer
41:06The space oddity
41:08The lightning rod
41:10The man on the moon
41:12Buster the boxer
41:14The red herring
41:16And Edgar the dragon
41:18Okay, so five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts and seven aren't
41:23When you're ready, give me your first answer
41:25I'm presuming you know none of them
41:27You're correct
41:28So Josh, what are you thinking?
41:38I remember the bear and the hare
41:40That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it an alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music
41:47The bear and the hare, let's lock that in
41:49Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct
41:57Well done
41:59What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:01Yeah
42:02I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:05John the Lewis?
42:06That's what you call it when you come into money
42:13Have you?
42:14I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:17So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:23Okay, let's lock in Moz the monster
42:25Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:27Yes, it was
42:32You have got three to get
42:37There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:40Do you remember him?
42:41He was quite creepy
42:42Man on the moon
42:44Okay
42:45That must be that one
42:46Tom, you agree with that?
42:47Totally
42:48Yeah
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:51Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is, well done
42:59Okay, two to get
43:03Yeah, I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:08Mm-hmm
43:09So I think that must be Buster the Boxer
43:11Okay
43:12Buster the Boxer
43:13Let's lock that in
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:19It is
43:20Right
43:21Right
43:22Right
43:23Right, so
43:24We know some of those aren't real
43:26Okay, so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:29Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:31I don't the owl and the pussycat because that's a children's story
43:34So owl and the pussycat's out
43:35Ass and the beaver, Romesh the reindeer
43:37Yeah
43:38Monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:41Mm-hmm
43:42So I don't think
43:43So I think it's one of the last four
43:45Those bottom ones
43:46So Space Oddity
43:47It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself
43:49Yeah
43:50Right, so
43:51Should we go with the lightning rod?
43:52Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:54You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:55Okay, let's lock in the lightning rod
43:58If this is right, you're doubling your jackpot
44:01I'm sorry the lightning rod is a
44:14It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson sword
44:17Okay
44:20So you've got one wrong
44:22Three wrong and you're out
44:23What are you thinking now?
44:24Oh, suddenly Monty the python's drawing me in
44:27Mm-hmm
44:28Is there only one more right answer here?
44:30There's only one more correct one, yeah?
44:33I think the dragon or the python
44:35I agree
44:37Monty the python
44:39Okay, let's lock in Monty the python
44:41Is Monty the python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:53Oh!
44:54I'm sorry, uh, Monty the penguin
44:56Oh, it was, yeah
44:58Whatever you choose now
44:59You're either doubling or you're out
45:01Okay?
45:02Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot
45:03Yeah
45:04If it's wrong, you're out of the game
45:05We took it to the edge
45:06You took it right to the edge
45:07Edgar the dragon, man
45:09Oh, I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, Momesh
45:12Okay
45:13Ooh
45:14So thank you Tom
45:16Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:18Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:21For Christmas, come on
45:22New Orleans
45:24New Orleans
45:25Yeah!
45:27New Orleans
45:28CHEERING
45:31Yay!
45:32Congratulations!
45:34You doubled your jackpot to £9,500
45:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:43What charity are you donating your money to?
45:45The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity
45:47that helps children with mitochondrial disease
45:50and families that are affected by it.
45:52A fantastic cause. Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:55That is all for tonight.
45:57Thank you to my guests, Morsi and Goudin and Lucy,
45:59George and Larry Lamb,
46:01and Josh and Tom Widdicombe.
46:04Thank you so much for watching.
46:06Now, if you enjoyed this family spending time together,
46:08you can go back to ignoring yours.
46:09Have a great Christmas. Say goodbye, Mum.
46:11Bye-bye, everybody.
46:12Merry Christmas!
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