Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening Season 2 Episode 1

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00:30Hello, I'm Ramesh Ranganathan, and welcome to Parents' Evening.

00:34It's a brand-new series, but same old mum and same old sense of guilt

00:38that I didn't become a doctor.

00:40Right in tonight, we have got Lois Logan and her mum,

00:43sports presenter Gabby Logan.

00:45TV personality Pete Wicks and his mum, Tracey Wicks.

00:50And Jasmine Gurumurthy and her dad, newsreader Krishnan Gurumurthy.

00:55And also here tonight, it's my mum, Shanthi Ranganathan.

01:00APPLAUSE

01:03I cannot go anywhere without her, and believe me, I have tried.

01:07She is here to do what she does best,

01:09criticise me and make sexual comments about younger men.

01:14No, I don't. No. No, you don't.

01:17Not outwardly, but I know you're thinking it.

01:19You dirty woman.

01:23Tonight's questions are inspired by research done by mum and the team.

01:27What did you find out for us?

01:28I found out two kids were at the same class at school.

01:34Who was it?

01:35Oh, it's a tough one that I met.

01:38Who could it be?

01:39Yeah, I just didn't know if you'd been held back or not, please.

01:41LAUGHTER

01:43So it's Jasmine and Lois, so did you get on?

01:45We were very good friends.

01:46I would say we were very...

01:47It was quite a small year.

01:48Yeah.

01:49There was ten girls and ten boys, so we were really good friends, weren't we?

01:52Yeah, we were.

01:53So, Gabby and Krishna, did you bump into each other at parents' evening and stuff?

01:56Yeah, yeah.

01:57You know when you meet all the parents in your kids' class and you try to get to know each other and you go out and get drunk?

02:03I remember Gabby organised the getting drunk session.

02:06Yeah, and Chris was very good at drop-off, but I didn't see him at too many of the bun sales after school, you know, the PTA stuff.

02:13But he was very good at drop-off, if I remember.

02:15Drop-off is good. I never could be bothered to pick up.

02:18OK, well, listen, good luck, everybody, tonight.

02:21Let's play parents' evening.

02:28Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category.

02:35Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play.

02:38Meet the target and you get £100 for each correct answer.

02:41But if you fall short, the money is split between the others instead.

02:45Don't stop any of you cheating.

02:46Your kids will have to spend the round sat behind you in silence.

02:49So, Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get you set for tonight's first question.

03:01Our first question is all about AI bands.

03:05You're going to have to name the band from the AI creation.

03:08For example, look at this one.

03:11Mum, what band would that be?

03:13Chilli band?

03:14Chilli band?

03:16Hot chilli?

03:17Hot chilli, not bad.

03:18I give up.

03:19It's the red hot chilli peppers, otherwise known as what my mum puts on everything.

03:23Yes, I do, I do.

03:24Tracey, how much does Pete know about bands?

03:26Erm, I would have thought it'd be OK.

03:30OK.

03:32Can I ask you something?

03:33Based on the amount of faith you showed in him there, are you Asian?

03:36LAUGHTER

03:37Parents, it's time to bid.

03:41For a little bit of context, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.

03:46LAUGHTER

03:47Gabby, you're going to be opening the bids.

03:49How many do you think Lois can get?

03:51Erm, I'm going to go for three.

03:54Three, OK.

03:55Tracey, do you want to beat that bit of three?

03:59I'll go four, yeah.

04:01OK.

04:02LAUGHTER

04:04Christian, what are you thinking?

04:06It's the AI bit that could be confusing, but I think I'll follow the pattern and go five.

04:11You're going to go five?

04:12Yeah.

04:13OK.

04:14Gabby?

04:15Erm, maybe I'm doing her a disservice.

04:17OK.

04:18And so, for example, she would have definitely got red hot chilli peppers.

04:21Yeah.

04:22There.

04:23So if that's the standard...

04:24Don't start taking shots at the game.

04:26LAUGHTER

04:27We have to lower it a bit to make celebs look good, all right?

04:32So there we go.

04:33Erm, six is my final answer for her.

04:36OK.

04:37Six from Gabby.

04:38Tracey?

04:39No, I'm going to...

04:41LAUGHTER

04:43I don't think you'll get any more than six.

04:46OK.

04:47So are you out, Tracey?

04:48Yes, I'm out.

04:49OK.

04:50Krishnan?

04:51I think...

04:52I mean, I...

04:53I've spent so much on festival tickets, I think we have to go...

04:56LAUGHTER

04:57I think we have to go for seven.

04:58Seven?

04:59OK, OK, great.

05:00You're going for seven.

05:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

05:07OK, Gabby, what are you thinking?

05:09I think eight might be a stretch.

05:11OK.

05:12So, yeah, I think we're just going to pause on this one.

05:15OK.

05:16Yeah.

05:17All right, so...

05:18See, I think Jaz was always much better at music at school than Lois.

05:21She sounded better in the choir, she played musical instruments.

05:24LAUGHTER

05:25Do you know what?

05:26It's a whole panel of Asian mothers!

05:29It is!

05:30LAUGHTER

05:31So, Lois and Gabby are at Pete and Tracey out, which means playing for £700 is Jasmine!

05:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

05:37Your dad thinks that you can name seven famous bands from visual clues dreamt up by AI.

05:48Mm-hm.

05:49You can give multiple guesses, you can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.

05:53OK?

05:54Mum is going to be timing the round.

05:55Jasmine, good luck to you.

05:56Off you go.

05:57What band is this?

05:58That is Radiohead.

05:59That is correct!

06:00APPLAUSE

06:01Great stuff.

06:02That is...

06:03What band is this?

06:04Oh, my... Candy Dolls?

06:05Candy...

06:06Pass.

06:07Pass.

06:08OK, let's move to the next one.

06:09Who is this?

06:10People going to a lighthouse.

06:11To the...

06:12LAUGHTER

06:13That famous band.

06:14What band do you think, Mum?

06:15Pass.

06:16OK, what about this one?

06:17Two men and lots of dogs.

06:18Weird people.

06:19Weird dogs.

06:20Pass.

06:21OK, pass.

06:22Let's have a look at the next one.

06:23I don't know.

06:24It's a very literal interpretation.

06:25What are you looking at?

06:26A lake.

06:27A pond.

06:28A paradise.

06:29Yeah.

06:30Paradise.

06:31Paradise.

06:32Paradise.

06:33Paradise.

06:34Paradise.

06:35Let's have a look at the next one.

06:36No.

06:37I don't know.

06:38It's a very literal interpretation.

06:39What are you looking at?

06:40A lake, a pond.

06:41A paradise.

06:42Yep.

06:43Paradise, water...

06:44Oh, my gosh.

06:45Pass.

06:46Let's have a look at the next one.

06:48What's this band?

06:49Climbing monkeys on snow.

06:51I hate my dad.

06:53LAUGHTER

06:54Pass.

06:55OK, let's have a look at the next one.

06:58robot cat space you're sort of along the right lines keep just okay

07:06um cat with a oh my gosh pass okay let's have a look at the next one

07:13but pistol heads pistol the pits that is right yes well done okay

07:20describe the picture it's a burning oh i'm so sorry you're out of time jasmine you

07:28couldn't reach seven which means the money's getting split between the other teams please

07:31give it up for jasmine krishnan how how was that watching that must have been nerve-wracking

07:43what so it's terrifying because i mean it's actually easy here this is the most relaxed

07:50this is the most relaxed i've ever been at a quiz right because i don't have to answer any questions

07:53yeah well let's have a look at the ones you didn't get this one is quite a tricky one actually it's

07:59sugar babes oh this one you said family going towards a lighthouse yes it's actually lighthouse

08:05family that's the band this is oasis this is arctic monkeys this one here is atomic kitten

08:19then this next one is pet shop boys i'm going to say this just while we have the picture up what

08:24a horrific looking pet shop that is we've got one more okay it is arcade fire absolutely right

08:32okay hello it's pete and jasmine let's get set for your next question

08:42this time your question is all about the high street you have to guess the high street shop from

08:47the clues for example bill hillary and chelsea what shot would that be mum don't know don't know

08:55should we just record us saying that once and then edit it in go ahead go ahead okay what are

09:01they what bill hillary do you know what their surname might be clinton okay so bill clinton

09:07hillary clinton chelsea clinton what could the shop be i don't know

09:14the shop is clinton's

09:15okay okay parents it's time to bid

09:28tracy you're going to be opening the bids how many do you think pete can get

09:33three

09:38christian what do you think bid of three to beat i think i have to go four yeah gabby i think she

09:45she could be good at this um so i'm going to go for six oh tracy

10:00krishnan is a bit of six to beat

10:03hmm this is hard because i also think lois can get six

10:06so i think we'll go we'll go for seven okay so krishnan's bid seven gabby so seven to beat i think

10:17it's quite that clue it's quite like an iq-y kind of test isn't it it's like that i don't think she'd

10:22have a very high i'm joking

10:27i'm joking go on let's go for eight you're going to go for eight

10:37okay krishnan i think we'll let lois go for eight

10:41so you are out which means that playing for 800 pounds it's lois

10:52lois welcome welcome okay so out of ten your mum thinks you can name eight high street chains

10:57from the clues we have provided are you ready yeah okay lois off you go

11:01old jane and ronald mcdonald's is correct well done okay okay ryan amelia and arthur c

11:15pass okay let's have a look at the next one rosetsky davies and james rosetsky davies and james

11:22um i don't know pass okay let's open the next one good cowboy wellington and chelsea cowboy wellington

11:34wellington boots i'll accept that it's boots yes

11:40okay jim van and mark jim van and mark marks and spencers no i'm thinking cars because van but

11:49i don't know where jim and mark come into play okay no that's tricky isn't it yeah let's go next

11:54okay just keep vindaloo boona and madras don't look at me that's offensive

12:06what are they all types of curries yes curries

12:09okay okay generation pay and mind the gap yes that's it oh my god okay you got four to get

12:19wolf penny and dog pets at home no that's not on my street what do they have in common

12:27wolf penny and dog oh i'm so sorry lois i know it did go quickly um oh sorry mum sorry

12:37listen bad luck you couldn't reach eight which means the money's getting split between the other

12:41teams but what an attempt please give it up for lois

12:50okay lois that was hard doesn't it yeah i feel like when i see the answers i'm going to be really

12:55annoyed would you have known them goby yeah in fact you know i think you had pete you had quite a lot

13:00of them didn't you and pete said there was a generational thing there it's an age thing

13:03in it i mean i'm classed as one of the kids tonight but it's a bit weird isn't it

13:07i'm nearly 40. okay well pete i'll tell you what let's see if you could have got the ones that

13:11that lois missed let's get them up now rylan amelia and arthur c that's the only one that i

13:17wasn't too sure on actually has anybody got any ideas clarks clarks it is clarks rylan clark

13:23amelia clark arthur c clark uh next one what do you think of this one it's gregs it is gregs

13:28let's have a look at the next one jim van and mark morrison's it is morrison's and then wolf penny

13:33and dog whistle it is whistles okay so they go pete so you could have actually done quite well i should

13:39have more faith in you yeah you think that's like a lesson going forward that maybe you put more faith

13:45in pete maybe we're saying okay mom what are the scores please lois and gabby 350 pounds

13:59jasmine and christian is 400 pounds

14:04pete and praise is 750 pounds

14:10so there you go there's a lesson you've done nothing pete

14:14but you've benefited from other people over bidding so maybe your mom's lack of faith has actually put

14:18you in the league it's paying off for once okay time for a break now so why not take the

14:23chance to remember something cringeworthy you did age nine enjoy

14:28so

14:41welcome back to parents evening proving celebrities kids can be a let down too

14:45uh kids remember you can't influence your parents during these questions so once again

14:49let's get you set for our next one

14:57this time your question is all about power couples so what you're gonna have to do is you're gonna have

15:02to name the other half of a famous power couple according to the year they broke up for example

15:09brad pitt and blank 2005. mom do you know jennifer anison jennifer anison is right mom yes

15:16christian were you were were you a young romantic a young well i was a very young romantic i used

15:25to kiss a lot when i was very little um sorry christian you are saying these words out loud

15:30so there was a particular person i used to kiss my teacher at nursery i used to have to kiss my

15:40teacher every day before i left what do you mean you'd have to let school well who's asking who's

15:45demanding it it was in my head it was very important and um and so sometimes i would get

15:52home and then say oh i forgot to kiss my teacher and make my mum take me back can you imagine being

15:59that teacher singing thank god that day's over and then you see krishnan's mum pull up outside oh god

16:06i've got to kiss this little prick she used to call me lover boy your teacher used to call you lover boy

16:15are you allowed to comment an ongoing investigation

16:17mom who would you prefer to be in a power couple with pete or krishnan i think it's krishnan okay

16:26why's that he's a lover boy

16:36oh that was horrible okay parents it's time to bid

16:42krishnan you're going to be opening the bids how many do you think jasmine can get

16:45i think we'll start at two okay gabby over to you okay i'm gonna go four tracy

16:55peter's actually quite good at remembering names

17:01i'm gonna go five wow tracy i know you're shocked aren't you i am i'm very shocked tracy because

17:09you've shown not even a sliver of faith in pete but it's good that you are krishnan five to beat

17:18i think i think we're out okay you're out so gabby i feel like tracy's got this renewed sense of

17:27confidence in her son that i feel like if i say six she's gonna say seven you're gonna say six okay

17:34okay tracy what if i've got go seven yeah don't let me down tracy

17:39you're seven yeah

17:48tracy i like it i like it

17:52as the show is going to show you more and more faith at the end of it maybe you'll learn to love him

17:56okay gabby i'm not going to be able to go to eight i'm out you're out

18:01tracy i do feel that you've been encouraged into this by gabby a little bit but let's see

18:07playing for 700 pounds it's pete's come on up

18:17how are you i'm raging mate absolutely raging of all the ones power couples i've got no chance

18:24what is wrong with you out of 10 your mom thinks you can name seven celebrities according to their famous

18:30ex and the year they broke up you can pass as many times as you want but you only have 90 seconds okay

18:36let's go good luck pete

18:39okay guy ritchie and 2008. madonna is correct first one already done

18:46tom cruise and blank blank 2001. nicole kidman is correct well done

18:52hey

18:56and blank blank 1536 hit me the eighth it's correct

19:03ruth langsford and blank blank 2024. eamon hose is correct

19:10come on mate sue perkins and blank blank 2021. oh

19:14oh anna richardson is correct

19:17my god

19:19two to get demi moore and blank blank 2011. ashton kutcher is correct

19:26once again tasha guri and blank blank blank oh i should know this andrew lepege is correct

19:33you score seven winning you 700 fans give it up for pete hey you nailed it

19:50tracy how do you feel watching that oh i'm just so prized with him finally

19:56you know what are the scores lois and gabby 350 pounds

20:08and jasmine and krishnan 400 pounds

20:14pete and tracy 1450

20:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

20:21Wow!

20:23Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow, wow. Yeah.

20:26OK, from this point on, you won't be given any clues.

20:29Instead, you're going to be given a category

20:31and you have to list as many correct answers

20:33as you can in that category.

20:35And every correct answer is now worth £200.

20:38Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get you set for the next question.

20:42MUSIC

20:47OK, you are going to have to name piercings.

20:52We are looking for body parts according to the 11 most popular places

20:56to get pierced at Harrods.

20:58My question is, who is getting their piercings at Harrods?

21:01LAUGHTER

21:03From this point, any one of you that says an answer

21:05before the game begins, it will be considered cheating,

21:07in which case the answer will be removed from the board

21:09and I'll have to take £100 off your score.

21:11Krishnan, you got any piercings we don't know about?

21:14No.

21:15I read the news, so I can't really do that.

21:18I did nearly get a tattoo after Strictly

21:21because everyone who does Strictly seems to get a tattoo.

21:23Mum, would you get a tattoo of me?

21:25I will. Even if it is painful, I'll go for it.

21:29Where will you get it done?

21:31That I can't tell you.

21:32You know what I'd quite like? Just my face, here.

21:34LAUGHTER

21:36Do what you like from me.

21:38I don't even...

21:39LAUGHTER

21:40I don't think you will be able to see that.

21:44You have a black ass, isn't it?

21:46LAUGHTER

21:49LAUGHTER

21:51Oh, God.

21:53Do you mean his arse is a different colour to his face?

21:57There's no arse. There's no...

21:59Sure?

22:01LAUGHTER

22:03There's nothing there, just a flat pancake.

22:06LAUGHTER

22:08When he wears suit and things, can you imagine?

22:11It's horrible.

22:12LAUGHTER

22:13It just hangs like a bag.

22:15Bag, yeah.

22:16LAUGHTER

22:17It's going to be difficult to do the next round through tears.

22:30But let's try.

22:31Parents, it is time to bid.

22:35So there's 11 possible answers.

22:37When Mum tried this earlier, she scored five.

22:40Gabby, it's your turn to bid first.

22:41How many do you think Lois can get?

22:44Um...

22:45Six.

22:46OK.

22:47Ooh.

22:48Good early bid.

22:49Tracy, what do you think?

22:50Out.

22:51Out!

22:54OK.

22:55Krishnan, what are you thinking?

22:56Gabby's bid's six.

22:58Yeah, I think Jasmine could do seven.

22:59OK.

23:00Seven.

23:01Gabby?

23:04I'm going to say eight.

23:05Eight.

23:06OK.

23:07Krishnan?

23:08I feel like a terrible parent, but I'm going to...

23:11I'm going to say nine.

23:14OK.

23:16Nine.

23:17This is getting tense now.

23:18Gabby?

23:19Krishnan's gone nine.

23:22No, let's...

23:23Let's...

23:24Let's not go to ten.

23:25You're...

23:26You're out.

23:28No, let's do ten.

23:29Oh!

23:34OK.

23:35Krishnan?

23:36I'm trying...

23:37I'm trying to do it in my head.

23:38Um...

23:40But would Harrods do that?

23:41Um...

23:42Um...

23:51No, yeah, we're out.

23:52OK.

23:53You're out.

23:54Gabby?

23:55Oh, there's a little bit of regret in your face.

23:57Yeah, my tactics did not work.

23:58You really were hoping that Krishnan was going to go 11, weren't you?

24:01Yeah.

24:02OK.

24:03Well, as it is, playing for £2,000, it's Lois!

24:15So your mum thinks you can name ten body parts that you can get pierced at Harrods.

24:18Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.

24:22Yeah.

24:23Are you ready?

24:24Mm-hm.

24:25Good luck to you. Off you go.

24:26Lobe.

24:27Lobe.

24:28Um...

24:29Tongue.

24:30Tongue is up there.

24:31Nose.

24:32Nose.

24:33Belly button.

24:34I'll accept navel, yep.

24:35Navel.

24:36Um...

24:37Eyebrow.

24:38Yep.

24:39Cheeks.

24:40Cheeks.

24:41Is cheeks up there?

24:42We'll accept if we're going to accept it.

24:43OK, OK.

24:44Cheek bone.

24:45Come on.

24:46Keep guessing.

24:47Wrist.

24:48Wrist.

24:49Wrist is up there.

24:50OK.

24:51Dear God.

24:52Finger, finger.

24:53Finger.

24:54No, keep guessing.

24:55OK.

24:56Neck.

24:57Yes, next.

24:58What the...?

24:59Ooh, what else is there?

25:00To pierce.

25:03Your nipples.

25:06That's right.

25:07That's OK.

25:08I've got one more.

25:09I've got one more.

25:10Um...

25:11Sternum.

25:12I'll accept it.

25:13It's chest.

25:14Lois...

25:15Lo...

25:16Clown.

25:18You squad 10 are winning you £2,000.

25:20Give it up for Lois.

25:22Lois, how do you feel?

25:26That was an incredible performance.

25:27I feel exhilarated.

25:28I mean, it's totally thrilling, yeah.

25:29Krishnan, Lois got 10 out of 11.

25:31Do you have any ideas what the 11 points are?

25:33To be honest, Jasmine's kind of looking at me a bit annoyed

25:35because I think she knew this.

25:36What do you think it is, Jasmine?

25:37Lit.

25:38Is it lit?

25:39Oh, lit.

25:40It is lit.

25:41Mum, could you give us the scores, please?

25:43Jasmine and Krishnan, £400.

25:45Sorry.

25:46Keith and Tracy, £1,450.

25:47Lois and Gabby, £2,300.

25:48Lois and Gabby, from the back, you've thundered into the lead.

25:49Incredible work.

25:50Well done.

25:51Okay, let's see.

25:52It is lit.

25:53It is lit.

25:54It is lit.

25:55It is lit.

25:56Mum, could you give us the scores, please?

25:57Jasmine and Krishnan, £400.

25:58Sorry.

25:59Keith and Tracy, £1,450.

26:02Lois and Gabby, £2,300.

26:05Lois and Gabby, from the back, you've thundered into the lead.

26:14Incredible work.

26:15Okay, time for a break now, as our teams call it.

26:17A few minutes of respite and the chance for a little cry.

26:19See you in a bit.

26:35Welcome back to Parents' Evening to see what could be the last time

26:38these parents ever speak to their children.

26:40Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get set for your next question.

26:44OK, Parents, your next category is Heinz Soups.

26:54Now, you're going to have to list flavours based on what's on the Heinz website.

27:00Gabby, you're a soup expert.

27:02I make a decent soup.

27:05Yeah?

27:06I once made a ministra...

27:07Oh.

27:08Oh.

27:09Oh, no.

27:10We've got to take £100 off your total, I'm afraid.

27:14Oh, no.

27:15And we're removing that answer from the round.

27:16What other soups do you make?

27:18LAUGHTER

27:19Parents, it's time to bid.

27:28Tracey, you're going to be opening the bids.

27:31How many do you think Pete can get?

27:33Four.

27:34Krishnan?

27:35I think I'll risk it with five.

27:39Risk it with five.

27:41OK, Gabby?

27:42I think she...

27:43I think she might get six.

27:45You're going for six?

27:46Yep.

27:47OK.

27:48Six it is.

27:49Tracey?

27:50Out.

27:51Ooh!

27:53Krishnan, Gabby's bid six.

27:57Sorry, Jasmine, I think we're out.

28:00OK.

28:01Which means that playing for £1200, it's Lois!

28:06APPLAUSE

28:12Lois, welcome back.

28:14Thank you for having me.

28:15A great success for you last time you were up here.

28:17So, your mum thinks you can name six flavours of Heinz soup.

28:20Yeah.

28:21Are you ready?

28:22As ready as I'll ever be, yeah.

28:23OK, good luck to you.

28:24Off you go.

28:25OK, tomato.

28:27We'll accept that it's cream of tomato.

28:29OK, cream of chicken.

28:30Cream of chicken, is it up there?

28:32Yes, it is.

28:33Cream of mushroom.

28:34Cream of mushroom.

28:36Yeah.

28:37Pea and ham.

28:39Yep.

28:40Two to get.

28:41Oh.

28:42Spaghetti hoops, I'm guessing, doesn't count.

28:46Vegetable.

28:48Yes, one more to get.

28:49Potato and leek.

28:50Potato and leek.

28:52Yes!

28:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

28:56Lois smashed it!

28:57That was good.

28:58You scored six, winning you £1200.

29:00Give it up for Lois!

29:09Lois, how does it feel?

29:11It's just...

29:12Yeah, I can't describe it really.

29:13Yeah.

29:14LAUGHTER

29:15Once you latched on to cream of, cream of was your best friend.

29:18LAUGHTER

29:19You were creaming off everything, weren't you?

29:20I didn't know they did a cream of tomato.

29:21I thought it was just tomato soup.

29:23Yeah.

29:24So there is actually 25 possible answers you could have got.

29:27Really?

29:28Oh, that's Malagatoni.

29:29Oh, French onion.

29:30Oh, French onion.

29:31Minestrone, of course, that your mum took off the board.

29:33LAUGHTER

29:34Mum, can you give us the scores, please?

29:35Yes, of course I can.

29:37LAUGHTER

29:38Jasmine and Krishna.

29:40Yeah.

29:41£400.

29:42OK.

29:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

29:45Pete and Tracey, £1,450.

29:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

29:52Well done.

29:53OK.

29:54Lois, Pete and Jasmine, let's get set for your last question in this round.

30:14OK, this question is all about ics.

30:18These are five-letter words ending in ics,

30:21according to the Collins Scrabble dictionary.

30:24Parents, it's time to bid.

30:28When mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.

30:31LAUGHTER

30:33Christian, are you going to be opening the bids?

30:35How many do you think Jasmine can get?

30:37Five.

30:38Five, OK.

30:40Opening bid of five.

30:41Gabby, over to you.

30:42I've got to have faith and say six.

30:44Six, OK.

30:45Tracy, what are you thinking?

30:46Out.

30:47Seven.

30:49Seven?

30:50Shut up, you!

30:52APPLAUSE

30:59OK, Tracey's gone seven.

31:00Krishnan, what are you thinking?

31:01I'm thinking eight.

31:03Ooh.

31:04Gabby?

31:05Not going higher than eight.

31:06So you're out.

31:07Yeah.

31:08Tracey?

31:11Nine.

31:12APPLAUSE

31:14Let's give it a go.

31:15I mean, we're at 400 quid.

31:16We may as well.

31:17OK.

31:18Are you going for ten?

31:19Yeah.

31:20OK.

31:21Ten it is.

31:22APPLAUSE

31:23Good.

31:24Tracy, ten is the bid to beat.

31:27APPLAUSE

31:28Yeah, 11.

31:29APPLAUSE

31:30Yeah, 11.

31:31APPLAUSE

31:32OK.

31:33OK.

31:34Quite.

31:35Tracy's been 11.

31:36Christian is going to need to go to hospital.

31:37Don't come.

31:38Don't come.

31:39OK.

31:40OK.

31:41LAUGHTER

31:42LAUGHTER

31:43LAUGHTER

31:44LAUGHTER

31:45LAUGHTER

31:46Yeah, 11.

31:47APPLAUSE

31:48OK.

31:49OK.

31:50Quite.

31:51Tracy's been 11.

31:52Christian is going to need to go to hospital.

31:53Don't come.

31:54LAUGHTER

31:55LAUGHTER

31:56APPLAUSE

31:58OK.

31:59Quite.

32:00Tracy's been 11.

32:01Christian is going to need to go to hospital.

32:03Don't come.

32:04LAUGHTER

32:05LAUGHTER

32:06LAUGHTER

32:07LAUGHTER

32:08Why are you?

32:09Surely there can't be 12.

32:10I mean, er...

32:12I...

32:13No, I think we're out.

32:14You're out.

32:15OK.

32:16Tracy...

32:18..has bid 11.

32:20LAUGHTER

32:23LAUGHTER

32:24Which means playing for £2,200...

32:27..is Pete Cometa!

32:29APPLAUSE

32:30Pete, how are you feeling about this?

32:40Er, horrendous.

32:41I don't even think there is.

32:42What is wrong with you?

32:43LAUGHTER

32:44What's wrong with you?

32:45LAUGHTER

32:46So, your mum thinks you can name 11 words

32:48that consist of five letters and end in the letters I-C-K

32:51in that order.

32:52How confident do you feel about getting these?

32:54Not very confident at all, actually.

32:56OK.

32:57Well, listen.

32:58Just give it a go.

32:59Just give it a go, Pete.

33:00I'm sure you're going to be fine.

33:01I believe in you, boy.

33:02Don't worry.

33:03LAUGHTER

33:04At the wrong times, mother.

33:05At the wrong times.

33:07OK.

33:08Good luck.

33:09Off you go.

33:10Prick.

33:11LAUGHTER

33:13That's there.

33:15LAUGHTER

33:16Stick.

33:17That is there.

33:18Trick.

33:19That is there.

33:20I think that's where we end.

33:23LAUGHTER

33:24Just the eight off, mother.

33:25LAUGHTER

33:26Thanks ever so much.

33:27Um...

33:28Um...

33:29Click.

33:30Click is there.

33:31Well, we're only on four.

33:32Don't...

33:33LAUGHTER

33:34That is there.

33:35That is there.

33:36Trick.

33:37That is there.

33:38That is there.

33:39Trick.

33:40That is there.

33:41That is there.

33:42Trick.

33:43That is there.

33:44That is there.

33:45Trick.

33:46Uh...

33:47Flick.

33:48Flick is there.

33:49Um...

33:50LAUGHTER

33:51LAUGHTER

33:52Oh, Pete, I'm so sorry.

33:53You couldn't reach 11, which means the money's getting split between the others.

34:11Please give it up for Pete!

34:13Sorry, mate.

34:14APPLAUSE

34:15Tracy, how was it watching Pete do that?

34:16Well, I wanted to help him.

34:17I mean, you know...

34:18Did you know more?

34:19Vic.

34:20Oh, no.

34:21LAUGHTER

34:22Oh, no.

34:23APPLAUSE

34:24Oh, no.

34:25APPLAUSE

34:26Oh, my God.

34:27OK.

34:28Let's have a look at the full list.

34:29They're actually 19.

34:30Let's have a look.

34:31Oh, sweet.

34:32Rick.

34:33Rick.

34:34Eric.

34:35Eric.

34:36Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?

34:37Pete and Tracy, £1,450.

34:38OK.

34:39Just me then, Krishna.

34:40Yeah.

34:41Yeah.

34:42It's 1,500.

34:43OK.

34:44APPLAUSE

34:45OK.

34:46Lewis and Gabby, £4,500.

34:47Wow.

34:48APPLAUSE

34:49Oh, my God.

34:50OK.

34:51Let's have a look at the full list.

34:52They're actually 19.

34:53Let's have a look.

34:54Oh, sweet.

34:55Rick.

34:56Eric.

34:57Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?

34:59Pete and Tracy, £1,450.

35:02OK.

35:03APPLAUSE

35:06Jasmine and Krishna.

35:07Yeah.

35:08It's 1,500.

35:09OK.

35:10APPLAUSE

35:12Lois and Gabby, £4,550.

35:16Wow.

35:17Oh!

35:18There is one more round before our final.

35:21Lois, Pete and Jasmine, you're going to be answering questions on a buzzer,

35:24but we've given those buzzers to your parents.

35:27And they won't just decide when you answer, but what you answer.

35:30Get one right and you will add £400 to your total.

35:34But get it wrong and it will be split with the other teams.

35:37At the end, whoever has the biggest prize pot will win that money

35:40and go through to our final with a chance to double it.

35:43Are you ready?

35:44Yeah.

35:45Then let's begin.

35:52First question.

35:53Name the crisp.

35:56Gabby.

35:57A.

35:58A, Lois.

35:59Monster Munch.

36:00It is Monster Munch.

36:01B is Quavers.

36:02Next question.

36:03Name the mister.

36:06Tracy.

36:07B.

36:08B, Pete.

36:09Motivator.

36:10It is Mr Motivator.

36:11Well done.

36:12A is Mr Beast.

36:13Next question.

36:14Name the brat.

36:16Gabby.

36:17A.

36:18A, Lois.

36:19Charlie XCX.

36:20It is Charlie XCX.

36:21B is bratwurst.

36:23Next question.

36:24Name the pat.

36:25Next question.

36:26Name the pat.

36:28Tracy.

36:29B.

36:30B.

36:31Pete.

36:32It's Pat Butcher.

36:33It is Pat Butcher.

36:34A is obviously cow pat.

36:36Okay, next question.

36:37Name the dragon.

36:40Krishna.

36:41A.

36:42A.

36:43Komodo dragon.

36:44It is a Komodo dragon.

36:45Well done.

36:46B is from Dragon's Den.

36:47Stephen Bartlett.

36:48Next question.

36:49Name the font.

36:52Gabby.

36:53A.

36:54A, Lois.

36:55Times New Roman.

36:56It is Times New Roman.

36:57Well done.

36:58B is Comic Sans.

36:59Next question.

37:00Name the king.

37:02B.

37:03Tracy.

37:04B.

37:05B.

37:06Pete.

37:07Harry Redknapp.

37:08It is Harry Redknapp.

37:09A is Richard III.

37:11Next question.

37:12Name the animal idiom.

37:18Gabby.

37:19B.

37:20B.

37:21Lois.

37:22Testicles.

37:23I'm sorry.

37:24I'm the idiom.

37:25It's the dog's bollocks.

37:37Would you have known A, Lois?

37:39Yeah, the bee's knee.

37:40It's the bee's knee.

37:42What a weird idiom.

37:44Just testicles with that.

37:46Okay.

37:47Next question.

37:49Name the planet.

37:51Krishnan.

37:52B.

37:53B.

37:54Jasmine.

37:55Mercury.

37:56Is right.

37:57Freddie Mercury.

37:58A is Venus.

37:59Obviously, Venus Williams.

38:00Next question.

38:01Name the drama.

38:04Gabby.

38:05A.

38:06A, Lois.

38:07I couldn't tell you.

38:09I've got no idea.

38:10It's Broadchurch.

38:11B is Unforgotten.

38:13Okay.

38:14Next question.

38:15Name the sport.

38:18Tracy.

38:19B.

38:20Pete.

38:21Squash.

38:22Is correct.

38:23A.

38:24Obviously, cricket.

38:25The time is up.

38:26Well done, team!

38:32That is the end of the round.

38:33Mum, can you please put down the final scores for us?

38:36Yes.

38:37These are the final scores.

38:39Of course, of course.

38:40I'm excited.

38:41Okay, good.

38:42All right.

38:43You know, let your face know.

38:44All right.

38:45All right.

38:46Jasmine and Krishna.

38:47£2,700.

38:49Pete and Tracy.

38:50£3,450.

38:51Lois and Gabby.

38:52£5,750.

38:53Congratulations, Lois and Gabby.

38:54You have made it through to the final!

39:08APPLAUSE

39:09Jasmine, do you feel like your dad sort of demonstrated a knowledge of what you know about and what you don't?

39:20I think he showed a really large amount of confidence in me, which I really appreciate.

39:24It's nice, isn't it?

39:25Yeah.

39:26APPLAUSE

39:27Tracey, real rollercoaster for you tonight.

39:32How would you summarise your game?

39:35Perhaps I should have more faith in Peter.

39:38No, but the one time you do have faith was perhaps the worst option you could have picked tonight.

39:44But let's...

39:45We won't go into it.

39:46You also called me thick on Netflix.

39:47LAUGHTER

39:48OK.

39:49We've got to take a break now.

39:51Join us in a bit to see if Lois and Gabby can double their money in our game.

39:54We've got to double their money in our final round.

39:56As you can tell, I'm strapping myself in for an emotional rollercoaster.

39:59LAUGHTER

40:00See you in a bit.

40:01APPLAUSE

40:16Welcome back to Parents' Evening, where blood runs thicker than water, but disappointment flows like piss.

40:21Lois and Gabby, by making it through to the final, you have secured your prize for charity.

40:26Mum, how much have they won?

40:28£5,750.

40:29There you go.

40:30APPLAUSE

40:31APPLAUSE

40:32But succeed in this round, and we will double your jackpot, bringing the totals of what, Mum?

40:38£11,500!

40:40APPLAUSE

40:42OK, here's how it works.

40:43You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct.

40:51To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.

40:55If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose the round, but you do leave with the original jackpot of £5,750.

41:01Gabby, you're going to be picking the category.

41:04These are your options.

41:06Banksy, yoga, and Beano and Dandy.

41:10What are you thinking?

41:11OK.

41:12We've done a bit of yoga together, so she might be OK on that.

41:18OK.

41:19Banksy, she did a project on Banksy, actually, in art at GCSE, but I'm drawn more to yoga.

41:26OK.

41:27You've chosen yoga.

41:28Lois and Gabby, for the last time, let's play Parents Evening.

41:31APPLAUSE

41:36OK.

41:39Lois, how do you feel about the category?

41:41Really good.

41:42I didn't actually do GCSE art, so...

41:44LAUGHTER

41:47I've literally never been good at art.

41:50You did a project when I was, like, ten years old, but I appreciate it.

41:54I clearly really spoke to you.

41:55Yeah.

41:56OK.

41:57So your mum's chosen...

41:58Yeah, I think she's chosen both.

41:59OK, great.

42:00So what you're going to have to do is you're going to have to name five yoga poses.

42:05OK.

42:06Here are the possible answers.

42:08Tree, Toad in the Hole, Cobra, Boston Crab, Warrior One, Camel Toe, Mole Hill, Blue Steel, Reverse Cowgirl,

42:19Downward Facing Dog, Total Eclipse and Happy Baby.

42:25OK.

42:26OK.

42:27OK.

42:28OK.

42:29So five of those are yoga poses, seven aren't.

42:31OK.

42:32OK.

42:33Take a look and when you're ready, give me your first answer.

42:34Tree is one.

42:35Oh, right.

42:36I think...

42:37Are we not debating?

42:38I know, I know, but I think it is.

42:39Do you know what tree is?

42:40OK.

42:41OK.

42:42OK.

42:43You want to go for tree?

42:44You don't have to do them all, by the way.

42:45Let's go for tree.

42:46Yeah.

42:47Let's go for tree.

42:48OK.

42:49Let's lock in tree.

42:50It would be awkward if it's not.

42:51Yeah.

42:52Is tree a yoga pose?

42:53It is.

42:54Well done.

42:55Sorry.

42:56I just need to...

42:57Downward Facing Dog to me is one.

42:58I think we all...

42:59Downward Facing Dog is one of the classic poses.

43:00Let's do downward facing dog.

43:01OK.

43:02Let's lock in downward facing dog.

43:03Is that a yoga pose?

43:04It is.

43:05OK.

43:06That was the only two that I actually am confident with.

43:07Oh, OK.

43:08OK.

43:09Well, let's talk about what you would disregard.

43:10So what do you...

43:11Are you definitely sure it isn't?

43:12Toad in the Hole is a classic English dish.

43:13OK.

43:14What about reverse cowgirl?

43:15What's that?

43:16I...

43:17I don't know, actually.

43:18I couldn't...

43:19I couldn't...

43:20I couldn't...

43:21I don't...

43:22What's reverse cowgirl, Mum?

43:23I'm asking you.

43:24Oh, OK.

43:25I'm asking you.

43:26I'm asking you.

43:27I'm asking you.

43:28I'm asking you.

43:29Rubbish?

43:30I'm afraid I can't get involved.

43:31Shanting.

43:32I don't feel I've done happy baby.

43:33OK.

43:34So, I feel happy baby.

43:35OK.

43:38I don't feel I've ever done that in a yoga class.

43:40Oh.

43:41OK.

43:42I don't feel I've ever done that in a yoga class.

43:44Oh.

43:45OK.

43:46Fabulous!

43:47Um...

43:49I've done happy baby.

43:50OK.

43:51OK.

43:52So I feel happy baby.

43:53Or I've done happy baby.

43:55OK.

43:56So I feel happy baby.

43:58Do you remember me?

43:59What are you talking about?

44:01I feel happy baby. Okay, let's lock in happy, baby. Is that a yoga pose?

44:14So you've got two together

44:18Isn't it Bonnie Clyde that sings total eclipse of the heart?

44:31Okay, it's a while since I've done yoga, but I think Cobra. Okay. Do you want to go to that?

44:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's lock in Cobra is Cobra a yoga pose

44:49It is

44:53Okay, I don't know about camel toe to be honest

44:57You might get it in yoga, but I don't know if you're gonna actually do it

45:01I

45:09Okay, I I do know the funny thing is I know those warrior two so that has to be a warrior one

45:16So let's go for warrior warrior one. Yes. Thank you. Let's lock in warrior one now

45:21If this is correct, you have doubled your jackpot and you've won

45:2611,500 pounds for your charity. It's very exciting. Let's have a look warrior one. Is that a yoga pose?

45:31Yes

45:33Yes

45:35Yes

45:37Yes it is

45:39Well done

45:41Congratulations

45:43Congratulations

45:44What was amazing

45:45You stumbled your jackpot to a massive

45:4711,500 pounds

45:49Wow

45:51Wow

45:52Wow

45:53What charity done the money to my name study foundation which it helps people with motor neurone disease?

45:59Fantastic cause congratulations

46:01Please give it up for Lois and Gabby

46:03That is all for tonight

46:05Thank you to all of my guests Pete and Tracy Wicks

46:07Woo

46:08Woo

46:09Jasmine and Christian Duramati

46:10And Lois and Gabby Logan

46:13Join me and my mum with three new parental pairs next time on parents evening

46:17And remember hardly anyone ever says they regret having kids

46:20Instead they wait until 2am and scream it alone into a pillow

46:23Say goodbye mum

46:25Bye bye everyone

46:26Bye bye

46:27Bye bye

46:28Thank you

46:57Bye bye

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