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00:30Hello, I'm Romish Ranganathan and welcome to Parents Evening, the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity.
00:39Charities, I wouldn't hang up your collecting tins just yet, you haven't seen who's playing.
00:43On the show tonight, we have got presenter Alex Brooker and his mum Elaine.
00:49Pop star Sophie Ellis Gregser and her mum, the TV icon Janet Ellis.
00:55And actor Bobby Brazier and his dad presenter Jeff Brazier.
00:59And also here tonight is my mum Shanti Ranganathan.
01:09Mum is here keeping score because I couldn't find a sitter for her.
01:13Tonight's questions are down to research by mum.
01:16In other words, if there's news of you anywhere on the internet, she has downloaded them.
01:20And that was before she did any research, she's a proper perv.
01:23Mum, what did you find out about our guests?
01:26One of our guests lost their virginity in Ford Fiesta.
01:32Well, it can't be Brooker, he's still a virgin.
01:34LAUGHTER
01:36That actually was me.
01:38It was you.
01:39Yeah, mate.
01:40Oh, my God.
01:41You thought that spring in my step was my new lick, didn't you?
01:45LAUGHTER
01:46So, tell us a story. In a Ford Fiesta, Brooker?
01:49Yeah, when I was 18.
01:51I remember she had this Best of Pure R&B CD on.
01:54Oh, mate.
01:55After we'd done the beat, the first song I heard after losing my virginity was No Diggity.
02:00LAUGHTER
02:01Mum, what did you think of that romantic story there, Brooker?
02:02Why not?
02:03The weapon appeared and he had a good time.
02:04LAUGHTER
02:05Sorry, Mum, did you just say the weapon appeared?
02:06Yeah.
02:07I won't blame him.
02:08APPLAUSE
02:09Good luck tonight, everybody.
02:10Let's play Parents' Evening.
02:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:12Parents, you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category?
02:27Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play. Meet the target, you get £100 for each correct answer, but if you fall short, that money is split between the others instead.
02:48Parents, you're going to be bidding without any influence from your kids, and because, frankly, we can't trust you to not cheat, you are going to be separated.
02:56So, Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get you set for tonight's first question.
03:07Our first question is all about AI books.
03:11Now, you're going to have to name the book from the AI interpretation.
03:15For example, what do you think this book is here, Mum?
03:18This Look Like Kitchen Tiles.
03:20OK.
03:21That's not the book title I'm looking for.
03:23There's no book called This Look Like Kitchen Tiles.
03:27That's not...
03:29It's Fifty Shades of Grey.
03:31OK.
03:32That's an oldie film.
03:33Why did you bring that?
03:34It's a...
03:35Why not?
03:37If the weapon appears, you then.
03:39Geoff, are you and Bobby avid bedtime story readers?
03:47Yeah, I'd always read him a story and make a story up, basically.
03:51They loved it.
03:52They literally lapped all of it up.
03:54But, yeah, I've lost the ability to do that now.
03:56Really?
03:57I've got no one to practise on.
03:58Well, you can have a go.
03:59Like, do you want to do a little story?
04:00No, not at all.
04:01Elaine, was Alex a big reader growing up?
04:04He was.
04:05He...
04:06He read really early.
04:07He was about four when he could read.
04:09Yeah.
04:10And by the time he was five, he got a bed with encyclopaedias.
04:13OK.
04:14He comes across as a bit thick.
04:16Yeah.
04:17But he is actually really clever.
04:19Really clever.
04:20OK.
04:21That's good.
04:22He hides it.
04:23He's a genius in disguise.
04:24Is that what you're saying?
04:25Definitely.
04:26But what a disguise.
04:27Yes.
04:28OK.
04:29Well, listen.
04:30Good luck to you all.
04:31Parents, it's time to bid.
04:33For a bit of context, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored zero.
04:38Oh.
04:39Elaine, you're going to be opening the bids.
04:41How many do you think genius Alex can get?
04:44On books?
04:45Yeah, on this...
04:46Yeah, we've been talking about it for the last few minutes.
04:51I'm going to go two.
04:53Two?
04:54OK.
04:55Really backing him on the old encyclopedia, isn't it?
04:57Janet, what are you thinking?
04:59How many can Sophie get on this?
05:00Well, Sophie wasn't a newspaper-reading encyclopedia nerd, but three.
05:05Three?
05:06OK.
05:07Geoff, what are you thinking for Bobby here?
05:09Yeah, I like to think that he paid attention to all the books that I was reading him.
05:13That said, that's all Roald Dahl taken care of.
05:15But in terms of anything slightly more sophisticated, I'm not sure that he's got that.
05:20But I will go up one and say four.
05:23OK.
05:24Elaine, your bid to be is four from Geoff.
05:26What are you thinking?
05:27I'm going to go six.
05:29Oh, wow.
05:30I've forgotten something.
05:31God, now I have.
05:32Is it the number five?
05:33It was...
05:34It was...
05:35OK, Janet, what are you thinking?
05:36Well, seeing as how this is about picture interpretation, I'm going to go seven.
05:40OK.
05:41Geoff, seven.
05:42I know.
05:43I think eight is a bit of a stretch for, like, the first go, so I'm going to spare him that
05:47one.
05:48Over to you.
05:49Yeah, you're out.
05:50OK.
05:51Yeah, we're out.
05:52Elaine?
05:53Two questions for you.
05:54One, are you going to beat that bid, and two, have you remembered what you'd forgotten?
05:57Um, I think I might have remembered a little bit.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Which is to say, that's it, I'm out.
06:00That's it, you're out.
06:01OK, fine.
06:02So Geoff's out, Elaine's out, which means that playing for £700, it's Sophie!
06:06Hello, Sophie.
06:07How are you?
06:08Hello.
06:09I'm good, thank you.
06:10How are you?
06:11I'm very good, thank you.
06:12Um, so, um...
06:13I'm going to beat now.
06:14One, are you going to beat that bid, and two, have you remembered what you'd forgotten?
06:16Um, I think I might have remembered a little bit.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Which is to say, that's it, I'm out.
06:19That's it, you're out.
06:20OK, fine.
06:21So Geoff's out, Elaine's out, which means that playing for £700, it's Sophie!
06:25Hello, Sophie.
06:27Hello, Sophie.
06:28Hello.
06:29I'm good, thank you.
06:30How are you?
06:31I'm very good, thank you.
06:32How are you?
06:33I'm very good, thank you.
06:35Um, so, uh, how confident are you feeling on this category?
06:38I was hoping my mum was going to say we were out with six from Alex, but that didn't happen.
06:43No.
06:44So, inspired by your mother's score of zero, I'm feeling really good about this.
06:48Yeah.
06:49Well, listen, she gets zero a lot.
06:50OK.
06:51So...
06:52Pardon?
06:53No.
06:54One other question, I got six.
06:56Yeah, one of them.
06:57And that was name members of your family.
06:59Zero.
07:00OK.
07:02Your mum thinks you can name seven famous books from visual clues jumped up by AI.
07:06You can give multiple guesses, you can pass as many times as you want, but you only have 90 seconds.
07:10Mum's going to be timing the round.
07:12Sophie, you ready?
07:13Let's go for it.
07:14OK. Mum, you ready?
07:15I'm ready.
07:16Let's go.
07:17What book is this?
07:18Oh...
07:19Well...
07:20Queen Bee?
07:21King Bee?
07:22Keep guessing.
07:23Pass.
07:24Let's go to the next one.
07:25OK.
07:26Next one, please.
07:27Er...
07:28Mr. Mouse?
07:29I'm trying to think how AI thinks.
07:30I don't know.
07:31Smart Mouse?
07:32Er, no.
07:33You can pass if you want.
07:34I'm going to pass.
07:35OK.
07:36Let's have a look at the next one.
07:37I haven't spent enough time.
07:38Top Cat.
07:39Cat in the Hat.
07:40Yes!
07:41That's correct.
07:42You got your first one.
07:43I know.
07:44Woo!
07:45Er...
07:46Ooh.
07:47Fast food and basketball, is that?
07:48Or running?
07:49Er...
07:50Pass.
07:51I'm going to just keep going round.
07:52Let's see if...
07:53Er, so this must be The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
07:55It's correct.
07:58OK, what about this one?
07:59Er, War and Peace.
08:00It's correct.
08:02How about this one?
08:03The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
08:04It's correct.
08:07OK, how about this one?
08:08Ooh!
08:09Nostradamus, isn't it?
08:10Erm...
08:11The Da Vinci Code.
08:12It's correct.
08:13Two to get so, if you're doing very well.
08:15What's this one?
08:16James and the Giant Team.
08:17It's correct.
08:19OK, what was it to get?
08:20What do you think?
08:21The Roads, Pink...
08:22Oh, Kings...
08:23Oh, what is that?
08:24Oh, erm...
08:25There's the rings, isn't it?
08:26Can I see another one?
08:27Pass.
08:28Yeah, go on.
08:29Let's go to the next one.
08:30Oh, no, I'm back on the little bee and Wasp...
08:32The Wasp Factory.
08:33What's the one called?
08:34Pass.
08:35Go to another one.
08:36Next one.
08:37No.
08:38Next one.
08:43Oh, Sophie.
08:44I'm so sorry.
08:46Bad luck, Sophie.
08:47You couldn't reach seven.
08:48It means the money is going to the other teams.
08:50But please give it up for Sophie.
08:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:58That's him.
08:59I don't know.
09:00Sophie came so close.
09:01Jenna, how was that to watch?
09:02Well, it was agony.
09:04And I felt very guilty, but then that's being a parent, is it not?
09:07Yeah.
09:09Alex, do you think you could have done any better?
09:11There was a couple that I knew.
09:12OK.
09:13What about you, Bobby?
09:14Yeah, of course.
09:15Oh.
09:16OK, there are four you couldn't get.
09:17Let's have a look.
09:18This one was Lord of the Flies.
09:21Oh.
09:22Let's have a look at the next one.
09:24This one's quite tricky.
09:25It's Of Mice and Men.
09:26Mm-hmm.
09:27Oh, wow.
09:28Did you know?
09:29Yeah, I got that one.
09:30Classic secondary school book.
09:31Yeah.
09:32Let's have a look at the next one.
09:33This was Hunger Games.
09:35Oh.
09:36That's a good one.
09:37That is a good one.
09:38And the last one, Lord of the Rings.
09:41Of course.
09:42Six is amazing, though.
09:43Yeah, six is amazing.
09:44But it's not good enough.
09:45Very good.
09:50Thank you, sir.
09:51Sandy, have a word.
09:53In the spirit of the game.
09:54That was unbelievable.
09:57Mum, they say everybody's got a book in there.
10:01Well, if you were to write a book, what would it be about?
10:04About you.
10:05Why?
10:06What a licker you are.
10:08Oh!
10:09What a licker.
10:10What a licker.
10:11What a licker.
10:12What a licker.
10:17Has she said it to me before?
10:19She said it to me every week of my life.
10:21Yes.
10:22You're a dickhead.
10:23You're fat.
10:24You're ugly.
10:25Why don't your eyes look in the same direction?
10:26No.
10:27They never say about your eyes.
10:28No.
10:29No, you think it.
10:30Never.
10:31That's body shaming.
10:32I will never.
10:33I gave birth to you.
10:34You look good.
10:35LAUGHTER
10:42OK, Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get you set for your next question.
10:45This time your question is all about TV prizes.
10:55You've got to name the TV show based on the prizes they give away.
10:59Have a look at this and see what you think.
11:01This is an example for you.
11:04A tankard and darts.
11:05Mum, what quiz show would that be?
11:07No idea.
11:08The answer is bullseye.
11:10OK.
11:11Janet, obviously there are a few TV awards that's coveted as a Blue Peter badge, aren't there?
11:18True.
11:19Very true, yeah.
11:20You can still get in free to visitor attractions and if you're Sophie you can sell them in the
11:24school playground for Reggie Cash.
11:26Hold on, Sophie was a Blue Peter badge dealer?
11:30Yeah.
11:31She was.
11:32Wow.
11:33Yes.
11:34Heartwarmingly too young to watch the show but old enough to exploit it.
11:38So, yeah.
11:39Elaine, how much does Alex love his TV?
11:41A bit too much, I'd say.
11:43Yeah.
11:44He doesn't like watching telly with me though.
11:46No?
11:47What sort of stuff do you watch?
11:48Do you watch The Last Leg?
11:50Occasionally I do, yeah.
11:54Occasionally.
11:55Depends who's on it.
11:56OK.
11:57Well, Alex is...
11:58Alex...
11:59No, they do have some pretty shite guests sometimes.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah, I get that.
12:07I told Bobby you should go on it.
12:08Yeah.
12:09And Sophie's been on it, so...
12:11Yeah.
12:12OK.
12:13Well, you've just said they've got some shite guests and you can't get Sophie.
12:16Not Sophie.
12:17No, not Sophie.
12:18Did you watch it when Sophie was on?
12:20It's OK.
12:21No.
12:22OK.
12:23OK.
12:24So, parents is time to bid.
12:28OK, so when mum tried this earlier, she scored three.
12:31Janet, you're going to be opening the bids.
12:33How many do you think Sophie can get?
12:35OK.
12:36Inspired by your mum, three.
12:38OK.
12:39Geoff?
12:40Yeah, I'll say four.
12:41Four.
12:42Elaine?
12:43Five.
12:44Five.
12:45Janet?
12:46Bid of five to beat.
12:48Six.
12:49Six.
12:50OK.
12:51Geoff, what are you thinking?
12:52I'm going to sit it out, thank you.
12:53You're out.
12:54OK.
12:55Elaine?
12:56Six is the bid.
12:57I'm going to go seven.
12:59Janet, what are you thinking?
13:01I'm so relieved I'm out.
13:02Oh, my.
13:03You are out.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Which means, and he looks absolutely delighted, playing for £700, it's Alex.
13:11Out of ten, your mum thinks you can name seven TV shows from one of the prizes associated with the show.
13:24Are you ready?
13:25Yeah, I suppose.
13:26OK.
13:27Alex, good luck to you, off you go.
13:28The glitter ball trophy.
13:29Strictly.
13:30Is correct.
13:31The Ru-Peter badge.
13:32Ru-Paul's Drag Race.
13:33Is correct, yes.
13:34Floral crown and sceptre.
13:35Is that I'm a celebrity?
13:36That is correct, yes.
13:37Yes.
13:38Check, book and pen.
13:39Is that blankety-blank?
13:40It is blankety-blank, yes.
13:41Yay!
13:42A golden bust of Greg Davies.
13:43Taskmaster.
13:44Is correct.
13:451p.
13:46Deal or no deal.
13:47Is correct, you have one to go.
13:48Universal record deal.
13:49X Factor.
13:50No, keep guessing.
13:51Uh, pop stars.
13:52No, The Voice.
13:54Is correct.
13:55Well done, Alex.
13:56Flavall, everybody.
13:57Hello.
13:58Hello.
13:59Come on.
14:00That's a good idea, Alex.
14:01Who has the chance to get it, Alex.
14:02Check, book and pen.
14:03Is that blankety-blank?
14:04It is blankety-blank, yeah.
14:05A golden bust of Greg Davies.
14:06Taskmaster.
14:07Is correct.
14:08Go two to go, mate.
14:091p.
14:10Deal or no deal.
14:11It's correct.
14:12We've got one to go.
14:13Universal record deal.
14:14Alex, congratulations, you scored 7.27.
14:18Give it up for Alex!
14:26Alex, how do you feel now?
14:28I feel great, and also, when I was younger,
14:30you told the government I couldn't stand for more than 90 seconds,
14:33so you've had a touch there and all.
14:41OK, Mum, please, could you give us the scores?
14:44Sophie and Janet, I'm so sorry, darling,
14:47you have zero points.
14:53Bobby and Jeff, £350.
14:59Alex and Elaine, £1,050.
15:08It is time for a break now, so why not take the chance to reflect?
15:11Yes, your family is embarrassing, but at least they do it to a small
15:13audience than this.
15:15See you in a bit.
15:16APPLAUSE
15:30Welcome back to Paris Evening, fun for all the family,
15:32apart from the families who are here.
15:34Now, kids, remember, you can't influence your parents during these
15:37questions, so once again, let's get you set for the next one.
15:46This time, your question is all about celebrity blunders.
15:50Now, celebs often make mistakes, like I know a guy who pretends
15:53to have a disability at the start of his career,
15:55now he has to keep up on live TV every Friday night.
15:57LAUGHTER
16:05You are going to have to name the celebrity from their blunder.
16:08For example, Will Smith blank Chris Rock at the Oscars.
16:12Mum, what's the missing word there, do you think?
16:14He slapped him.
16:16There you go.
16:17Slap, she's got it right.
16:18Yes, Mum.
16:19APPLAUSE
16:20That's what I'm talking about, right?
16:23Mum, if a member of the audience came out and slapped me,
16:26what would you do?
16:27I'd slap them back.
16:29Yeah.
16:30Nobody touches my son.
16:31Only me.
16:32Oh.
16:33Oh.
16:36Parents, it is time to bid.
16:40When Mum tried this earlier, she scored two.
16:42What?
16:43Geoff, you are going to be opening the bids.
16:45Now, you didn't sound that confident, but how many do you think Bobby can get?
16:48Well, I'll always back him to do at least two.
16:52Elaine, do you think Alex can get more than two?
16:54I think he'll get more than two, but not a lot higher.
16:58Mm.
16:59OK, do you want to give me a number?
17:01Oh, yes.
17:04Oh, God.
17:06Um, I'll go four.
17:08Four.
17:09Four.
17:10OK.
17:11Four.
17:12Janet, four's the bid to beat.
17:13What do you think?
17:14Making this scary.
17:15Five.
17:16Five, OK.
17:17Yeah.
17:18Geoff, five.
17:19Yeah, we're going to be out on this one.
17:21OK.
17:22Fair enough.
17:23Leave it slow to see.
17:24OK.
17:25Elaine.
17:26Going to be out.
17:27Oh.
17:28OK.
17:29Well, that means that playing for £500, it's Sophie.
17:32Oh, honey.
17:33APPLAUSE
17:34OK.
17:35Sophie, how are you feeling about this round?
17:36I'm hoping I don't contribute to this round in the future.
17:37No, sure.
17:38LAUGHTER
17:39Good luck, Sophie.
17:40Off you go.
17:41OK.
17:42OK.
17:43Mike Tyson bit Evander Holyfield...
17:44Yeah.
17:45..is correct.
17:46APPLAUSE
17:47Nadine Coyle lied about her blank on pop stars.
17:48Her age.
17:49It's so sweet.
17:50Yeah.
17:51That is correct.
17:52Hugh Grant through a tub of what at a photographer?
17:53I don't know.
17:54How much for now?
17:55Let's keep going.
17:56OK.
17:57Rebecca Vardy compared Peter Andre's penis to a what?
17:59That's quite a long space.
18:00Yes.
18:01Um...
18:02Chip Aladdin.
18:03It was Chip Aladdin.
18:04It was Chip Aladdin.
18:05That's absolutely correct.
18:06APPLAUSE
18:07It was Chip Aladdin.
18:08It was Chip Aladdin.
18:09That's absolutely correct.
18:10APPLAUSE
18:11It's a huge stage.
18:12It's so sweet.
18:13It's so sweet, yeah.
18:14That is correct.
18:15Hugh Grant through a tub of what at a photographer?
18:16I don't know.
18:17How much for now?
18:18Let's keep going.
18:19Rebecca Vardy compared Peter Andre's penis to a what?
18:20Um...
18:21That's quite a long space.
18:22Yeah.
18:23Um...
18:24Chip Aladdin?
18:25It was Chip Aladdin.
18:26That's absolutely correct.
18:27APPLAUSE
18:28Danny Dyer called David Cameron a what on live TV?
18:31Ass?
18:32No.
18:33OK, pass.
18:34Let's go to another one.
18:35OK.
18:36James Corden accused of stealing a what from Ricky Gervais?
18:38Oh, I don't know.
18:39Pass.
18:40Let's get another one.
18:41OK, next one.
18:42Yeah.
18:43Ariana Grande licked her something and put it back.
18:45Oh...
18:46I've seen this.
18:48What did she lick?
18:49No, pass.
18:50Let's get another one.
18:51OK, let's go to the next one.
18:52Justin Bieber threw something at his neighbour's house.
18:54Oh, what?
18:55Er...
18:56Who?
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58That'd be amazing, though, wouldn't it?
19:00It would be, yeah.
19:01All right, pass.
19:02Cricket captain Steve Smith tampered with his...
19:05Er...
19:06Visa?
19:07No.
19:08Aw.
19:09Passport's too big.
19:11I don't know.
19:12Pass one.
19:13OK.
19:14Jamie Oliver released his own range of blank rice.
19:17Time is up, Sophie.
19:19I didn't do very well, though.
19:20I'm sorry.
19:21No, you started well, but you couldn't quite reach five,
19:23which means the money's getting split between the other teams.
19:25Please give it up for Sophie.
19:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:34Janet, what did you think of that question?
19:35I thought that was really tough, actually.
19:37Aw, thanks, man.
19:38Aw, that was hard.
19:39We've got seven answers to clear up.
19:40Let's have a look.
19:41Hugh Grant threw a tub of beans at a photographer.
19:44Really?
19:45Yeah.
19:46Danny Dyer called David Cameron a twat on live TV.
19:49Yes.
19:50Let's have a look at the next one.
19:51James Corden accused of stealing a joke from Ricky Gervais.
19:54Oh.
19:55Makes sense.
19:56Yes.
19:57Next one is, Ariana Grande licked a doughnut and then put it back.
20:01Oh.
20:02Justin Bieber threw eggs at his neighbour's house.
20:05Cricket captain Steve Smith tampered with his ball.
20:09Right.
20:10Ah.
20:11Next one.
20:12Jamie Oliver released his own range of jerk rice.
20:15Oh.
20:16I'm learning as we go.
20:17Yeah.
20:18OK.
20:19Mum, what's that done to the scores?
20:20Sophie and Jen are still zero points.
20:22Mum, you don't...
20:23You said it so horribly.
20:25No, I'm sad.
20:26You are going to win.
20:27You are going to win.
20:28I'm trying to answer it.
20:29Give some points.
20:30Yeah.
20:31Bobby and Jeff, it's £600.
20:36Yes.
20:37APPLAUSE
20:38Alex at LA, £1,300.
20:43Yay!
20:44OK.
20:45From this point on, you will not be given any clues.
20:50Instead, you'll be given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category.
20:56Plus, every correct answer is now worth £200.
20:59From this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game begins, it will be considered cheating.
21:05OK?
21:06In which case, the answer will be removed and I will take £100 off your score.
21:09Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get you set for the next question.
21:12OK, your next question is all about curries.
21:22You have to name as many different curries as you can from my local Indian restaurant in Crawley.
21:27And try to say the name of the curry without first clicking your fingers and asking me for poppadoms.
21:32LAUGHTER
21:35Janet, what are Sophie's tastes like, food-wise?
21:37We, as a family, eat absolutely everything.
21:41Oh, really, yeah?
21:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:43Yeah, we're always hungry, we're always cooking, we're always eating.
21:46So, bring it on.
21:47So, you think she'll be good at this?
21:48Yeah.
21:49OK.
21:50Elaine, how do you think Alex will do on this question?
21:51I think you'll know a lot, but he's not really a curry curry person cos he's got a bit of a delicate stomach.
22:00LAUGHTER
22:02So, Elaine, what happens?
22:07He has a curry and then what sort of the after-effects are there?
22:10Well, then he's with the, um, whatchacallem, buskapan.
22:14LAUGHTER
22:16And hope that he ain't got to do a job the next day.
22:19Yeah, cos he's going through the eye of a needle.
22:21Oh, yeah, I get it.
22:22Yeah, he has got a bad belly, bless him.
22:24Yeah, bless him.
22:25And is it really bad, Elaine?
22:27Yeah, really bad.
22:28Yeah.
22:29Within half an hour of eating, he will go out.
22:31LAUGHTER
22:34That's me.
22:35Woo!
22:38Parents, it's time to bid.
22:42When Mum tried this earlier, she scored one, so...
22:45LAUGHTER
22:47Elaine, it's your turn to bid first.
22:49How many do you think Alex can get?
22:51Two.
22:52Two.
22:53LAUGHTER
22:54OK, Janet.
22:55I'm going to go higher straight away, five.
22:57Five.
22:58Five?
22:59OK.
23:00Geoff, what do you reckon?
23:01I'll have to leave it there.
23:03LAUGHTER
23:04It's now coming across like I haven't got a great deal of faith
23:08in Bobby's intelligence.
23:09He's a really intelligent lad.
23:10Yeah.
23:11But I'm just, on its merit, Curry's, I don't think that he's got six in him.
23:15Right.
23:16LAUGHTER
23:17No, that's fair enough.
23:18But you do think he's a smart lad.
23:19I do.
23:20Yeah, but you've not bid above four for any of these.
23:22LAUGHTER
23:23OK.
23:24Elaine, you've got a bid of five to beat.
23:26Stop, now.
23:27Stop.
23:28LAUGHTER
23:29Stop running again.
23:30OK, you're out.
23:32So then, playing for £1,000, it's Sophie!
23:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:39Your mum thinks you can name five curries listed as traditional dishes by the Raj Tandoori 2 restaurant in Crawley.
23:50LAUGHTER
23:51The Raj Tandoori 2? It's a sequel.
23:54LAUGHTER
23:55Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
23:59OK.
24:00You've got five curries to get.
24:01OK.
24:02Good luck to you.
24:03Yeah.
24:04Off you go.
24:05I'll go tikka masala.
24:06Yeah, tikka masala's there.
24:07OK, I'll go for korma.
24:08Korma's up there.
24:09OK.
24:10Mabuna.
24:11Mabuna's up there.
24:12Mabras.
24:13Mabras is up there.
24:14Mabrasi.
24:15Mabrasi.
24:16Mabrasi.
24:17Yeah!
24:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:20Congratulations, a score for everybody.
24:23You're a thousand dollars.
24:24Give it up for Sophie!
24:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:31Sophie!
24:32I played it really cool.
24:34LAUGHTER
24:35Let's have a look at the full list.
24:38Oh.
24:39Dansak, Dopeyaza, Karai.
24:41What's your favourite out of those, mum?
24:42Vindaloo?
24:43Vindaloo.
24:44Vindaloo is hot, isn't it?
24:45The highest one, isn't it?
24:46Yeah.
24:47The spicy one.
24:48Well, you can ask for a file.
24:49That makes Vindaloo look like a walk in the park, mate.
24:51I'm korma.
24:52Genuinely, you get a file, two bog rolls in the freezer.
24:55LAUGHTER
24:56OK, mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
24:59Give it a bit of drama, mum.
25:00What do you mean, drama?
25:01Shake my boobs.
25:02LAUGHTER
25:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:05Every time you say...
25:07Give it a bit of drama.
25:08What drama are you looking for?
25:09LAUGHTER
25:10LAUGHTER
25:11Every time you say...
25:12Give it a bit of drama.
25:13What drama are you looking for?
25:14LAUGHTER
25:15Shut up, Romain. Listen.
25:16LAUGHTER
25:17Bobby and Jeff, £600.
25:18APPLAUSE
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20Sophie and Janet, £1,000.
25:22There you are!
25:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:24Alexander, £1,300.
25:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:26Time for a break now, but stick around, because absolutely anything can happen when we come back, although it will probably be quiz-related. See you in a bit.
25:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:41APPLAUSE
25:42Welcome back to Parents' Evening, where our celebs are wishing they would love you.
25:45They'd been teamed up with an actor instead of bringing in an actual family member.
25:46Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get set for your next question.
25:47APPLAUSE
25:48Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get set for your next question.
25:49APPLAUSE
25:50MUSIC
26:03OK, parents, your next category is Spice Girls.
26:04You are going to have to name Spice Girls number one singles. Spice Girls had a lot of number ones. Their solo works sounded more like number twos.
26:07LAUGHTER
26:08Parents, it's time to bid.
26:09APPLAUSE
26:10OK, so, you are going to have to name Spice Girls number one singles. Spice Girls had a lot of number ones. Their solo works sounded more like number twos.
26:20LAUGHTER
26:21Parents, it's time to bid.
26:23Mum tried this earlier and scored zero.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:25No, I scored one.
26:26Sigger, Sigger, Sigger.
26:27Oh, I shouldn't say it.
26:28LAUGHTER
26:29APPLAUSE
26:30APPLAUSE
26:31APPLAUSE
26:32APPLAUSE
26:33OK, parents, your next category is Spice Girls.
26:35You are going to have to name Spice Girls number one singles. Spice Girls had a lot of number ones. Their solo works sounded more like number twos.
26:37LAUGHTER
26:38Parents, it's time to bid.
26:39Mum tried this earlier and scored zero.
26:41LAUGHTER
26:42No, I scored one. Sigger, Sigger, Sigger.
26:45Oh, I shouldn't say it.
26:46LAUGHTER
26:50Two things. One, please don't do that.
26:55And two, do you honestly think that was the title of the song?
26:59No, that's not the title.
27:00OK, well, so that's why you got zero.
27:02Yeah.
27:03So, Sigger, Sigger, Sipping.
27:04LAUGHTER
27:05APPLAUSE
27:10OK, Janet, you're going to be opening the bids. How many do you think Sophie can get?
27:14Three.
27:15Three, OK.
27:17Geoff?
27:18I'm thinking tactically here, cos it's got Sophie's name written all over it, basically.
27:21Yeah.
27:22Pop star icon.
27:24Erm, so, yeah, I'm out.
27:25You're out, OK.
27:26That makes sense.
27:27Bobby, I hope at one point in the future we actually meet each other.
27:30LAUGHTER
27:32Elaine, what are you thinking?
27:33Four.
27:35Janet, the bids four?
27:38Out.
27:39Do you know what your daughter did for Olivia?
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43What that means is, playing for £800, it's Alex!
27:48APPLAUSE
27:50APPLAUSE
27:56So your mum thinks you can name four of the Spice Girls songs that went to number one in the UK.
27:59Yeah.
28:00Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out.
28:04OK, then.
28:05Are you ready?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Good luck to you, mate. Off you go.
28:08Wannabe?
28:09Wannabe?
28:10Is there.
28:11Spice up your life?
28:12Spice up your life?
28:13Is there.
28:15So you'll be there?
28:16So you'll be there?
28:17Is there?
28:18Yeah.
28:19Viva Forever.
28:20Viva Forever.
28:21Viva Forever.
28:22Is there!
28:24CHEERING
28:25Come on, brother!
28:26Congratulations.
28:27You scored four winning.
28:28Give it up for Alex!
28:36Wow.
28:37How did that feel, Elaine?
28:38I knew he'd do it.
28:39Yeah.
28:40Yeah.
28:41Let's have a look at the full list.
28:45To be, come on, goodbye, holla.
28:47No, ziggle, ziggle.
28:48Sophie, how gutted are you to not have played that round?
28:53I honestly know all of those songs, so I'm actually quite shocked.
28:57My mum put more faith in me with things that were so outside of what I know.
29:01And then one walked into my life where I was like,
29:03I felt pretty good about this.
29:05She was like, oh, four.
29:07What made you dip out of the bid in there, Janet?
29:09I wanted to keep you safe.
29:10I wanted to keep you safe.
29:12What do you think happens over here?
29:15I've been over there so many times.
29:17It's fine, though.
29:18It's all good.
29:19And actually, fun topic.
29:20I think you did well.
29:21Yeah.
29:22Well done.
29:23OK, Mum, what are the scores, please?
29:24Bobby and Jeff, £600.
29:29Sophie and Janet, £1,000.
29:33There you are.
29:34Alex and Elaine, £2,100.
29:40OK, Alex, Sophie and Bobby, let's get set for your last question in this round.
29:53OK, this question is all about smartphones.
30:00I'm obsessed with my smartphone.
30:02It's like a third child to me, which is doubly gutting as I've got three kids.
30:06What you have to do here is you've got to name apps that come pre-installed on a new iPhone.
30:12Jeff, how do you think Bobby will get on this?
30:14He should get on all right.
30:15That's his age group.
30:17OK, cool.
30:18He does have a phone.
30:19He's always had a phone, so...
30:21Yeah.
30:22Looking forward to a bit of two.
30:23Yes.
30:24Now, listen, Jeff, I'm all up for posting a few holiday snaps.
30:28But can you explain this to me?
30:31That is...
30:34Out...rageous.
30:36I mean, listen, you look incredible.
30:38Oh, yeah, it's ten years ago.
30:39I can't even claim that body anymore.
30:41Sorry, let me rephrase that.
30:42You looked incredible.
30:44Well, what do you think of those photos, Mum?
30:46You like a bit of that, don't you?
30:47Yeah, of course I do.
30:51Anybody got six-pack.
30:53I love it.
30:56Play around.
30:57Play around?
30:58What is that?
30:59Put some oil and play around.
31:01LAUGHTER
31:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
31:12OK, parents, it is time to bid.
31:18When Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:21Geoff, you're going to be opening the bids.
31:23We'll start with four.
31:24APPLAUSE
31:27Elaine, what do you think?
31:28Out.
31:29LAUGHTER
31:33How come you're out?
31:35Because I don't think it's absolutely goes on.
31:38LAUGHTER
31:43I'll give you a listen to Elaine.
31:44That couldn't have sounded more sinister.
31:46LAUGHTER
31:47Janet, how many do you think Sophie can get on this?
31:49Six.
31:50Six.
31:51Six.
31:52OK.
31:53Geoff?
31:54He can do seven.
31:55Oh!
31:56Come on!
31:57Come on!
31:58Come on!
31:59APPLAUSE
32:01Janet, it's seven to b.
32:04Soph can do eight.
32:06Ooh!
32:08Geoff, what do you want to go for?
32:10I think there's, you know, about 20 of them, but I'm going to check out at this point.
32:15OK, you're right.
32:16Well, listen, Bobby, thanks for coming.
32:17LAUGHTER
32:19That means playing for £1,600...
32:23..it's Sophie!
32:24APPLAUSE
32:31I don't understand this show anymore.
32:33Why? What's wrong?
32:34The parents don't act the way that us kids expect.
32:36No.
32:38So, your mum thinks that you can name eight apps that come in pre-installed on an iPhone.
32:43Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer...
32:46Yep.
32:47..you will time out.
32:48Good luck to you, Sophie.
32:49Off you go.
32:50I know it has Health as an app.
32:52Health, let's have a look.
32:53It is there, yes.
32:55APPLAUSE
32:59And...
33:00The camera?
33:01Camera.
33:02Is there, yeah.
33:07And the clock?
33:08Clock.
33:09Is there, yeah.
33:14And it has shares.
33:15Shares.
33:16We'll accept it as stock, so we'll accept that.
33:18OK.
33:19It's iTunes store, yeah.
33:20We've got that.
33:21We've got three to get.
33:22Yeah.
33:23Quite good.
33:24I'm trying to think.
33:25What else is already installed?
33:26iMaps?
33:27Is it called iMaps?
33:28We're going to accept that.
33:30It's maps.
33:31OK.
33:32Two to get.
33:33OK, two to get.
33:34Does it have Apple TV in it already?
33:35We'll accept.
33:36Apple TV, yeah.
33:37OK.
33:38One to get, Sophie.
33:39One to get.
33:40One to get.
33:41One to get.
33:42One to get.
33:43The crowd are going to go wild.
33:44They are if I get one.
33:45So, you've got your TV, your music, your location.
33:47You've said an answer.
33:48You've said music.
33:49Sophie, well done.
33:50You scored eight.
33:51Winning you, 16, 100.
33:52Bowls, give it up for Sophie.
33:53Wow.
33:54Sophie, just in thinking about it, you gave the final answer to me.
33:57What?
33:58What?
33:59What?
34:00The crowd are going to go wild.
34:01They are if I get one.
34:02So, you've got your TV, your music, your location.
34:05You've said an answer.
34:06You said music.
34:07Sophie, well done.
34:09You scored eight.
34:10Winning you, 16, 100.
34:11Bowls, give it up for Sophie.
34:13Wow.
34:18Sophie, just in thinking about it, you gave the final answer to me.
34:21You gave the final answer.
34:22How did that feel?
34:23I felt anticlimactic, but also great.
34:25Let's have a look at the full list.
34:27There are 47 potential answers.
34:30Wow, my brain was really struggling.
34:32So, just now, I almost...
34:34Weather, of course.
34:35Oh, yeah.
34:36Didn't say phone.
34:39Now, Bobby, your dad nearly put you in.
34:41Came very, very close.
34:42Do you think you could have done that?
34:43You see, when I was sat here thinking about it,
34:45I could only reach four.
34:47OK.
34:48And now seeing all of these, I'm like, oh, yeah, of course.
34:50So, what you're saying is, you didn't know them before,
34:52and then saw the list and you went, yeah, I know those.
34:55Is that what happened?
34:56I'm going to tell you this, Geoff,
34:57I think you made the smart decision.
34:59LAUGHTER
35:00Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
35:03Bobby and Geoff, 600 pounds.
35:05APPLAUSE
35:07Alex and Ray, 2,100 pounds.
35:16Woo-hoo!
35:17Sophie and Janet, 2,600 pounds.
35:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:25There is one more round before our final.
35:27Alex, Sophie and Bobby,
35:28you are going to be answering on the buzzer,
35:30but we've given those buzzers to your parents.
35:33And they won't just decide when you answer,
35:35but what you answer.
35:36Get one right and you will add 400 pounds to your total.
35:39But get it wrong and it will be split with the other two.
35:42At the end, whoever has the biggest prize pot
35:44will win that money and go through to our final
35:46with a chance to double it.
35:48Are you ready?
35:49Yeah.
35:50OK, let's begin.
35:58First question.
35:59Name the hammer.
36:02Elaine.
36:03A.
36:04A, Alex.
36:05MC.
36:06It is MC Hammer.
36:07B is Warhammer.
36:09Next question.
36:10Name the right winger.
36:13Geoff.
36:14A.
36:15Bobby.
36:16Saka.
36:17It is Bukayo Saka.
36:18B is Nigel Farage.
36:20Next question.
36:21Name the left winger.
36:23Jeff.
36:24B.
36:25B.
36:26Bobby.
36:27Corbyn.
36:28It's correct.
36:29A is Lauren Hemp.
36:30OK, next question.
36:31Name the decade.
36:33Elaine.
36:34A.
36:35Alex.
36:3690s.
36:37It's incorrect.
36:38It's the 80s.
36:39Would you have known B?
36:4090s.
36:41OK, next question.
36:42Name the hairstyle.
36:43Jeff.
36:44B.
36:45B.
36:46Bobby.
36:47The B.
36:48The B.
36:49Home.
36:50And A, of course, is the mullet.
36:51Next question.
36:52Name the Barry.
36:53Janet.
36:54B.
36:55B.
36:56Sophie.
36:57Manolo.
36:58Is correct.
36:59Would you have known A?
37:00I know that bum very well.
37:01Yeah.
37:02You're good.
37:03Yes, very good.
37:04Next question.
37:05Name the Joan.
37:06Elaine.
37:07B.
37:08B.
37:09Alex.
37:10Joan Rivers.
37:11Is correct.
37:12A.
37:13Is Joan of Arc.
37:14Next question.
37:15Name the Joan.
37:16Elaine.
37:17B.
37:18B.
37:19Alex.
37:20Joan Rivers.
37:21Is correct.
37:22A.
37:23Is Joan of Arc.
37:24Next question.
37:25Name the genital infection.
37:28Jeff.
37:29B.
37:30Crabbs.
37:31It is crabs.
37:32A.
37:33Is thrush.
37:34OK.
37:35Next question.
37:36Name the Joan of Arc.
37:38Crabbs.
37:39OK.
37:40Next question.
37:41Name the play.
37:42B.
37:43Elaine.
37:44B.
37:45B.
37:46Alex.
37:47We will rock you.
37:49No.
37:50It's cold play.
37:51Oh, cold play.
37:52Of course it is.
37:53Would you be able to get A?
37:54Hamlet.
37:55That's correct, yeah.
37:56Next question.
37:57Name the run.
37:58Janet.
37:59A.
38:00Sophie.
38:01London Marathon.
38:02London Marathon is correct.
38:03B.
38:04Is run DMC.
38:05Next question.
38:06Name the island.
38:08B.
38:09Jeff.
38:10B.
38:11Oh, Epstein's Island.
38:12Hold on.
38:13Oh, sorry.
38:14Firstly.
38:19Sorry.
38:20It's Easter Island.
38:21A is Tracy Island.
38:23Oh, it's Thunderbirds.
38:24Sorry.
38:29OK, that is the end of the round.
38:31Mum, can you please confirm the final scores for us?
38:34Bobby and Jeff is £2,600.
38:41Alex and Elaine is £3,100.
38:47Sophie and Janet, £4,000.
38:53Congratulations, Sophie and Janet.
38:55You made it through to the final.
38:57Bobby and Jeff, you had a great final round, didn't you?
38:58Bobby, your dad wasn't bidding very high, but then after his question you were saying you thought he was probably right.
39:10I mean, did you...
39:11Were there any of those questions that you felt like you could have gone up and he didn't put you up?
39:14No, he was right.
39:18Alex and Elaine.
39:19Alex, how do you think she played the game tonight?
39:22She did really well.
39:23It was the chat in between where the problem slightly occurred.
39:27You know, she could have just, you know, bid with a number, but instead she decided to tell everyone I get the shits.
39:33Those little things, but you've done well, Mum.
39:37You're brilliant.
39:38I'll tell you what's good.
39:39Yeah, go on.
39:40Honestly, this is no joking now.
39:42Yeah.
39:43When you suffer with your belly like that...
39:48It's jeffery toilet.
39:50What's up?
39:51You sit on it and you've got a...
39:54A remote.
39:55Yeah.
39:56And it does everything.
39:57It washes your bum.
39:58Yeah.
39:59No idea.
40:00Hold up.
40:01Yeah.
40:02So, then, if you get sore, you haven't got, like, to worry about...
40:10Mum, you do know this goes on telly.
40:13But that's good.
40:14Appetiting.
40:17They're not going to give you a free one and all you've just told people is about your sore arsehole.
40:24I just thought you were going to go in a different direction when you said in all seriousness.
40:27I thought it was going to be a sort of paying of praise and love to your son.
40:31Honestly, really, I wouldn't be without it.
40:39We've got to take a break now.
40:40Join us in a bit to see if Sophie and Janet can double their money in a final round so epic,
40:44people will write folk songs and weave tapestries about it.
40:47Probably.
40:48See you in a bit.
41:03Welcome back to Paris evening because quality time in the family is meant to be awkward and televised.
41:08Sophie and Janet, by making it through to the final, you have secured your prize for charity.
41:12How much have they won, Mum?
41:13£4,000.
41:14Lovely.
41:15But if you succeed in this round, we will double that, bringing the jackpot to what, Mum?
41:19£8,000.
41:21£8,000.
41:22OK, here's how it works.
41:23You are going to see a board of 12 possible answers, but only five of them are correct.
41:33To double your jackpot, all you have to do is identify all five.
41:36If you pick three wrong answers, I'm afraid you lose the round, but you do leave with the original jackpot of £4,000.
41:43Janet, you're going to be picking the category.
41:45Your options are plants, space travellers and crickets.
41:51What are you thinking?
41:52Plants?
41:53I often go, oh, that's lovely, but I don't know what it is.
41:57It's probably a wider thing than that, but even so, I think we might...
42:03You know, because girls are going to space now.
42:05Let's go Katy Perry and space travellers.
42:09Yeah.
42:10So, let me get this straight.
42:11You, in the final round, are going for space travellers because of Katy Perry.
42:16That's right.
42:18OK.
42:19Sophie and Janet, for the last time, let's play Parents Evening.
42:26I'm so sorry.
42:27That was wild logic.
42:28I know, it was wild logic, I realise that.
42:30I realise, yeah.
42:31That was crazy logic, wasn't it?
42:33Well, listen, it was a type of logic.
42:35So, what you're going to have to do is name five people, animals or objects
42:40that have been to space.
42:42Oh.
42:43Here are the possible answers.
42:44George Jetson.
42:45Neil Armstrong.
42:46Cynthia Erivo.
42:48Moo Deng the hippo.
42:49Babe the pig.
42:50Laika the dog.
42:51Katy Perry.
42:52Sam Ryder.
42:53Tim Peake.
42:54A can of Red Bull.
42:55A Boz Lightyear toy.
42:56And a packet of Space Radies.
42:57OK.
42:58Have a look at these and tell me what your first selection might be.
42:59OK.
43:00So, you had a bracelet when I was little that had a little charm on it with Laika the dog.
43:04Yes.
43:05So, I think we have to start there, don't you?
43:06I think we do.
43:07OK.
43:08Yeah.
43:09Let's lock in Laika the dog.
43:10Is Laika the dog a space traveller?
43:13Really good.
43:15I know.
43:16Really good.
43:17Well done.
43:18That's good.
43:19Well, shall we have Tim Peake?
43:21Yes.
43:22Yes.
43:23Yes.
43:24Yes.
43:25Yes.
43:26Yes.
43:27Yes.
43:28Yes.
43:29Yes.
43:30Yes.
43:31Yes.
43:32Yes.
43:33Yes.
43:34Yes.
43:35Yes.
43:36Yes.
43:37Yes.
43:38He's...
43:48What a guy.
43:49He's been to space.
43:50He's been to...
43:51Yeah.
43:52But what a guy.
43:53What a guy.
43:54What a guy.
43:55And he's been to space.
43:56And he's been to space.
43:57Let's lock in.
44:01Tim Peake, please.
44:02Is Tim Peake a space traveller?
44:03It's correct.
44:043 more to back.
44:053 more to back.
44:06Um.
44:07Armstrong a space traveler you better be yes yes to get here we've got to go
44:19Katy Perry not to go Katie cute suit profound words on landing all of that
44:24let's lock in Katy Perry is Katy Perry a space traveler she is
44:35almost a perfect one here but this is where it starts to get tough yeah so we
44:39know George Jetson part of the Jetsons cartoon went to space yeah not we're not
44:43within the definition of I'm pretty sorry there's not been no so I'm right
44:49a saying about it yes so I think the first light year toy would I would love
44:53that to be true you see if he's ever actually been to space okay can we lock
44:58in a Buzz Lightyear toy if this is correct you're doubling your jackpot
45:04okay so it's very exciting time it is is a Buzz Lightyear toy a space traveler
45:12fantastic what fantastic course please give it up for Sophie and Janet
45:21that is all for tonight thank you to my guests Alex and Elaine Brooker
45:29Bobby and Jeff Bezier and Sophie Ellis Baxter and Janet Ellis join me and my mum with three new
45:35parental pairs next time on parents evening and remember keep your friends close your enemies closer and
45:44Robbie and Jeff Basia, and Sophie Ellis-Bexter and Janet Ellis.
45:48Join me and my mum with three new parental pairs next time on
45:52Parents' Evening. And remember, keep your friends close,
45:55your enemies closer, and don't answer the phone to your family.
45:58They'll only want a favour. Say goodbye, Mum.
46:00Bye-bye, everybody. Goodbye.
46:14Music by Ben Thede
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