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Emmerdale - Season 54 Episode 243 -
Thursday 25th December 2025
Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00music
00:25Merry Christmas!
00:28Merry Christmas!
00:29Merry Christmas!
00:30Merry Christmas!
00:31Is it though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh I don't know who he was!
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:45I don't expect him a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:52Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57Hiya Lord.
00:58Merry Christmas.
00:59Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:04We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, Gabner.
01:18What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:21Do we really want to know?
01:22He got me a Cardi.
01:24Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Weatherfield?
01:35No.
01:36Really.
01:37Merry Christmas!
01:38Too early?
01:39I like that you're so keen.
01:40Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:41Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:42Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Merry Christmas.
01:45Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:46Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:47Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:48Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:49Oh, ho, ho.
01:50We're still on for yours later.
01:51Uh-huh.
01:52Right.
01:53Been late afternoon.
01:54Got a few guests here.
01:55Right, see you later.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Hey!
01:58Merry Christmas.
01:59And to you.
02:00I got a scooter.
02:01Yeah, sir.
02:02Yay!
02:03So that means that no one's safe.
02:04Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:05Come on.
02:06Oh, yeah, I'll go back.
02:07Come on.
02:08Hey, let's go back.
02:09Oh, ho, ho.
02:10We're still on for yours later.
02:11Uh-huh.
02:12Right.
02:13Be late afternoon.
02:14Got a few guests here.
02:15Right.
02:16See you later.
02:17Hey!
02:18Merry Christmas.
02:19Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:20Good to you.
02:21I got a scooter.
02:22Yeah, sir.
02:23Yay!
02:24So that means that no one's safe,
02:25why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:26Come on.
02:27Oh, yeah, go.
02:28Eh, question.
02:29How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:30I've spent enough on you.
02:31You're My Little Pony, thank you.
02:32Got another one, love?
02:34Yeah, go on then. Not for me.
02:36I've actually got somewhere to nip after you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:40Robert, where are you going?
02:42Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
03:02So, do you like it?
03:04Yeah.
03:05Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:12It's just them two.
03:14Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either,
03:18but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God!
03:26This is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots.
03:33I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey!
03:37Happy Christmas!
03:42Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, you've got a bit for head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:54How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
04:00It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:06Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:08Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously?
04:12Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me at your grand's.
04:16Whenever we want.
04:17Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:18I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:22Here it is.
04:24Merry Christmas.
04:25Everybody...
04:26Computer, stop.
04:28Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:36Computer, stop.
04:38Stop.
04:51Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:54Computer, stop.
04:55Or I swear.
04:56Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:58Oh, I like this one.
05:00Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:15Spare me the sarcasm.
05:16Wow.
05:17What did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box of feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday.
05:23When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:31Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I bin mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself,
05:59At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:02So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13What kind of host are you?
06:14What kind of host are you?
06:19Oh...
06:34How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:38How are you really?
06:42not great
06:44come here
06:46I'm on a year because Johnny pestered
06:59noted
07:00where's the rest of you boys
07:03well Noah's out working
07:05for triple time and get this
07:07Ryan's gone for a turkey curry
07:09with someone called Stabwound
07:11who we met gaming so he's definitely
07:13getting murdered
07:14drink
07:16yeah I'll just have one
07:18oh knock yourself out Vanessa
07:21slow down Moses
07:22and put your helmet on
07:25he should be wearing a helmet
07:27you're a helmet get a drink and just shut up
07:30wow
07:35oh sorry is there a speed limit
07:38no there isn't you crack on
07:41how are you cracking on with your issue
07:46well it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue
07:50it's hardly the subject for Christmas day is it
07:52oh I don't know
07:53a pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is
07:57oh cute
07:58merry Christmas
08:00merry Christmas
08:01merry Christmas
08:02cheers and to you
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner
08:05oh no we're not
08:06oh Johnny and Moses just said you are
08:08he's well excited we don't mind do we
08:10no we don't mind
08:12brilliant idea
08:13hey
08:16hey merry Christmas
08:17where's Eve
08:18upstairs with Harry
08:19doing what
08:20I don't know do I
08:21oh you got it on it it's wonderful
08:23yeah you'll fit right in it WI
08:25right come on Cardi B get some of these pigs
08:27how many we feeding
08:28did Robert come round to yours
08:39no
08:40why did he say he was gonna
08:41well he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone
08:43what at all
08:44what do you mean at all
08:45he's not gonna answer it a little bit is he
08:46don't get crappy
08:47what I'm worried
08:47Vic
08:48so where is he now then
08:49I don't know
08:50I don't know
09:20right let's see who wins for a day
09:47oh I won
09:49oh sorry Liam
09:50right come on you
09:51let's go sit down
09:52wow that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you didn't it
09:56not the great famine of 2018 not at all
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert love
10:03well you would if you knew that Kev's back
10:04firing guns
10:06what
10:07what is back
10:09someone took a shot at us yesterday
10:11where was this
10:13at Butler's
10:14the police reckon it was just poachers
10:16and they were stray shots
10:17yeah well they're probably right
10:19yeah until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring
10:23and a bullet in it
10:25oh my goodness
10:27do you reckon we should go and look for him
10:28I was just gonna suggest it actually
10:30no hang on hang on where are you even gonna look
10:32I don't know
10:32we can't just sit here
10:33maybe you should call the police
10:35and say what
10:36that my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours
10:38well I think I'd also suggest the shooting the bullet in the ring
10:41no Charles
10:44he came earlier
10:46thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself
10:49never gets any easier does it
10:53tell me about it
10:54like Christmas isn't difficult enough
10:57I've got three brothers here as well as my dad
11:00you must miss them very much
11:02it's been so long
11:05sometimes it feels like they were never here at all
11:08but
11:10you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone
11:13there are still days Charles and I still call his name
11:17give him my best
11:20what are you doing here
11:28I'm looking to buy a new carpet
11:32so as I can
11:37sweep everything that's happened recently
11:40under it
11:41looks like you've already started that
11:43congratulations by the way
11:47on your engagement
11:48thanks
11:58I miss him
12:05yeah same
12:07I miss you
12:10and you
12:12me
12:15that's alright
12:17it's Christmas
12:19and
12:20what happens at Christmas
12:21well what usually happens is families fall out
12:26but we've already done that
12:27so is anyone open to moving on to the next phase
12:31what's that
12:34we stand around awkwardly
12:36not so much
12:37and then at some point
12:39preferably very soon
12:41your bags appear in the hallway at home
12:44and it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in
12:47that might work
12:51let the awkward standing commence
12:55oh yes
12:58let's get some rosy
12:59oops
13:01hey
13:03I told you to wait for your dad
13:06you okay
13:09have you been to Nate's grave
13:12yeah
13:13I have
13:13come here
13:14right come on
13:17let's get this show on the road then
13:18you know we've still got time for our knees up
13:20I've got my feet up
13:22old
13:22yeah so old
13:24can't even make it to the food
13:25come on
13:27has this not opened all the presents
13:29er no not yet
13:31come on
13:34come on Adia
13:35what have you got
13:37brilliant thank you
13:43yeah
13:44pass this to your brother
13:46what have you got
13:53right
13:56hello
13:58hey
13:59come on
13:59hey
14:00how are we all
14:01hey
14:03how's me big man
14:04Merry Christmas
14:05Merry Christmas
14:06aw
14:07hello
14:08Ken
14:08cause it's er
14:12a spanner
14:13yeah
14:14I got it
14:14Merry Christmas
14:15did you get anything nice
14:18well
14:19need to get back to
14:20and
14:24who are you mister
14:26yeah
14:27just a
14:28another day
14:29without aims isn't it
14:30not really
14:31nah
14:32nah not really
14:33no come here
14:34anyway
14:38what do you think she would want me to do
14:40eh
14:40your mum if she was here
14:41have a good time
14:42what are we going to do then
14:44have a good time
14:45nailed it
14:47right erm
14:48do we get our own drinks
14:49or do you like to control it
14:51control Gary
14:52right come on in
14:54brought you some company
14:56thanks
14:57a lot
15:00I really appreciate this
15:03hadn't relished the prospect of being in that house all day
15:06oh happy birthday
15:08hope they're not imposing too much
15:11how much is too much
15:12well we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us
15:15Kim
15:16let's just sit down
15:17get comfy
15:18and you guys
15:19get on the er
15:20set here
15:21thanks
15:21Sam
15:22and Lydia
15:22and Belle
15:23yeah no worries
15:25has Billy got the kids
15:26yeah
15:26feel like we should have some kind of plaque
15:29Kim Tate's sat here
15:31well I've got a box of them
15:33I'll bring you one
15:34really
15:34a nose
15:35oh
15:36right
15:37jokes
15:38erm
15:39drinks
15:40well
15:42Merry Christmas everyone
15:43Merry Christmas
15:44feels like I should let you drink from the welly
15:46but it's only really for
15:47people joining family
15:49well disappointed as I am
15:51not to be drinking moonshine
15:53from weather resistant footwear
15:54I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood
15:57will this do
15:58oh
15:59my absolute favourite
16:02Merry Christmas
16:10greetings
16:12oh Merry Christmas
16:14Merry Christmas and all that
16:16where's your dad and the kids
16:18well he fell asleep so they're drawing on his face
16:20nobody ever wants to finish the violin
16:22yeah Dottie's gone round to film it for you two
16:25I thought I heard an entrance
16:27oh Merry Christmas
16:28this do you
16:28erm
16:29have you two met properly
16:30well he's been at the cafe about half a million times
16:33no formally I meant
16:34er
16:36like in Westminster Abbey or summer
16:38well I've heard a lot about you
16:40oh really
16:41no but er
16:43you make a good coffee
16:44not been bigging me up then
16:47I'll let your majestic presence speak for it sir
16:50oh
16:51in a decade's time
16:53this is what you'll have to deal with from her
16:55I'll settle for that
16:57excuse me
17:04wow
17:04you've finished already
17:06I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule
17:09yeah but we haven't had a toast yet
17:11well you're gonna have to do it without me
17:12because we are going for a walk with Vinny
17:14is this pre-planned or
17:16is it an escape
17:17pre-planned
17:18promise
17:18but er
17:19I might see you later
17:20it's alright
17:21sorry
17:21right then
17:24what er
17:26what we're drinking to
17:27business as usual
17:29business as usual
17:30er
17:31can I just check
17:32are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back
17:36because I want to make it very clear
17:39that I am
17:41oh you beggar
17:43that was going then
17:44hey Sam
17:47what
17:49what
17:52sure
17:53won't what
17:55drink from the welly
17:57drink from the welly
17:59drink from the welly
18:01drink from the welly
18:03drink from the welly
18:05drink from the welly
18:07drink from the welly
18:09drink from the welly
18:12drink from the welly
18:13no no no no
18:15no no no
18:15yay
18:17still don't mean you're a dingle well
18:21oh imagine my devastation
18:23not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences
18:27but would anyone care for some red wine from my salad
18:30I thought you just kept corpses in that
18:32yes that sounds really good let's go
18:34okay I'll come with you
18:35can I choose some or not
18:36well we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable test
18:40is that a yes or a no
18:41come on Sam
18:42it's alright
18:45nothing with dust on
18:47hey
18:49I was banging on at you a bit earlier weren't I
18:53well
18:53we all need banging on at
18:56from time to time
18:57but
18:58time to time
18:59not all the time
19:00noted
19:01you know
19:03you're lucky
19:04I know
19:06and Sam
19:07is extremely lucky
19:08I don't know about that
19:10yes you do
19:11he looks after me
19:13well I'm glad to hear it
19:15would you mind if I looked after you two
19:19what do you mean
19:21oh like say
19:24you still inheriting home farm
19:27have you forgotten how to count
19:35I tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation
19:40do you know who's in that
19:41Nelson Mandela
19:42Taylor Swift
19:43right come on
19:44let's go look for him
19:45Chas can you watch Harry
19:46no need
19:47but he's about to turn six not six
19:49finally
19:49you knew I was nipping out
19:52and where have you been getting your phone fixed
19:54been calling you
19:56what because I've been gone a couple of hours
19:57it's been longer than that
19:58well it must have been on silent
20:00sorry
20:00well it's just
20:01we thought
20:02you know
20:02Kev had got you
20:04told us about yesterday
20:05what no
20:06no don't worry about that
20:07done with that madman
20:09interfering with our lives
20:10hello hello
20:11hey
20:12festive greetings
20:13oh hiya
20:14Merry Christmas
20:15I thought you were off seeing Steph
20:16no nice tomorrow
20:17are we alright
20:18yes don't worry
20:19the Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered
20:22she caught you in that sparkly dress again
20:24you wish
20:24oh you come bearing gifts
20:26how come you're suddenly not worried anymore
20:28because what's the point
20:30it's Christmas
20:32relax
20:34oh you're welcome
20:35oh you're welcome
20:36oh you're welcome
20:37oh you're welcome
20:38oh you're welcome
20:38oh you're welcome
20:39oh you're welcome
20:39oh you're welcome
20:40oh you're welcome
20:41oh you're welcome
20:42oh you're welcome
20:43oh you're welcome
20:44oh you're welcome
20:45oh you're welcome
20:46oh you're welcome
20:47oh you're welcome
20:48oh you're welcome
20:49oh you're welcome
20:50oh you're welcome
20:51oh you're welcome
20:52oh you're welcome
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20:54oh you're welcome
20:55oh you're welcome
20:56oh you're welcome
20:57oh you're welcome
20:59oh you're welcome
21:00oh you're welcome
21:01oh you're welcome
21:02oh you're welcome
21:03So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:17Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:24And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:30You're right?
21:34You're supposed to catch it.
21:39Oh, right.
21:42And now what?
21:46Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:49Hey!
21:50Hey!
21:52Nice fit, mate.
21:55A counterfeit.
21:57Thanks for these. They're great.
21:59Welcome, babe.
22:00So, are you like our granddad?
22:03Now you two are married.
22:05Is that okay?
22:08Doesn't make a difference.
22:10Oh!
22:12Banger!
22:13Oh, there she goes.
22:15Oh, no.
22:16Yes, kid!
22:17No, kid!
22:18No, kid!
22:19Where are you going?
22:20Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:21Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:22Bring that with you.
22:23Okay, see you later.
22:24Take care, bye.
22:25Bye!
22:26Bye!
22:27Bye!
22:28Bye!
22:29Bye!
22:30Bye!
22:31Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:42Are the other two joining us anytime soon?
22:44I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:46At all?
22:47Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:49Er, but yeah.
22:50I've got a little something for you.
22:52Dylan!
22:53Are you guests?
22:54Alright, everyone.
22:55Merry Christmas.
22:56Aw.
22:57You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:58Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
22:59How are you feeling, sweetheart?
23:00Er, better for seeing this one.
23:01Well, it's been so long.
23:02You okay?
23:03Hello.
23:04Come here.
23:05I love you.
23:06Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:07Yeah.
23:08Where's Eve?
23:09With Chas.
23:10Where's your mum?
23:11She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:13Oh, she's blowing you out, she?
23:15Yeah, that's it.
23:16At least you know who your parent is.
23:18Sorry.
23:20Oh, she's blowing you out, she?
23:21Yeah, that's it.
23:22At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:27Sorry.
23:49I love the otherwise.
23:50It's Christmas Day effect.
23:57What the ladybird heard no what the ladybird heard next hmm that's the only two books you've ever read
24:18the godfather that's a book we have to wait right 50 shades of grey oh well if you start mumming them
24:36gouging me or not right he's gonna give us some clues all right you like Crocodile Dundee when
24:43he went to New York and I've not a clue what was going on Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference
24:47anyway you Ray knows plenty about Christmas show him your bracelet no no show me make a no game
24:53ooh fancy what have you been doing mining cryptocurrency oh nothing that lucrative
24:59lucrative enough nothing better to spend my money on this is gonna take all day I'm gonna give you a
25:10verbal clue it's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes sexy time oh not on a Thursday
25:16oh my god I know it um Tequila Mockingbird
25:21oh my new man wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face right come and get another
25:29drink and then I'm telling you everything you're gonna be buying me for Christmas next year is this
25:36too much this is the best Christmas ever oh I don't know whether that makes me really happy or
25:40really sad well it makes me happy well play your cards right and you can have another one of these
25:48nice nice here yeah yeah oh oh decent that thank you for your effusive praise hey hey so I've got you
26:01one more present well I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself but you ready go on
26:05hey yeah we used to play that to destruction when you were little didn't we I mean literally I
26:15think went through about four of them that's why I knew one every other Christmas and how did you
26:17manage that well I used to I found it very tense I used to snap the little plastic doors yeah you
26:23used to rage quit every time you lost I seem to recall I did not always anyway she used to have such
26:29weird questions does yours look like it could ride a horse yeah I won every time ridiculously so we're
26:35playing then or what that sounds dangerous yeah and it's only for two players there's only two
26:39look we can team up we can we can take turns I just I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas
26:48after where we were last year and this would just be the icing on the cake indulge your old dad
26:53fine yeah we'll play at the table so you can turn it over when you lose there's pudding
27:00hello I'm coming things gonna be okay do you know that
27:22yeah I do
27:24it's me promise me you'll leave my family alone
27:39okay then I'll do it I'll come with you
27:46what a surprise you good at making ladies
28:16drinks do you want a soft drink oh I do
28:18it's pretty good that one yeah I can't believe you lost
28:22are they beetroot wow I don't know why don't we play cards against decency
28:28oh yeah we can't I went and chucked them out
28:32what why because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly it's like we were
28:36living with Frankie Boyle I I know a game I can play hmm go on then let's play truth or dare
28:44oh nah that's well boring and anyway everyone chooses dares so so you book the trend then charity go truth
28:56oh anyone want another drink yeah yeah I'll have another one thanks oh I've got another one oh this is a really good one never have I ever should we play that why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air darling never have I ever oh let's think what shall I go with never have I ever
29:17never have I ever ripped anyone's head off their shoulders please do you know what the night is yet young
29:24come on never have I ever never have you ever been this trouble
29:28I'll come on then you are your wife's done this
29:47have you lost your tongue yeah oh wait that's right not yet you haven't because
29:53I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start
29:56what's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position
30:05you know I know who you are
30:31yeah saves on introductions
30:35Johnny psycho the murderer not true
30:38hmm that kid wrapped himself up in that ball and then jumped in the lake did he yeah
30:44show some respect that kid had a name
30:48neat and his death was an accident
30:51oh right that will not be why nobody hates you then
30:55nobody refers to you as a massive nutter
30:58not very popular are you
31:01not very popular are you
31:12truth be told
31:13I made some mistakes
31:15I let things slip
31:17but now I'm gonna make up for it
31:19the storms coming
31:26not literally
31:28idiot
31:29rude
31:30you caused a bit of one though didn't you
31:35what with your little siege
31:37yeah I read all about that in the news
31:39sword very er
31:41very visually arresting
31:43not quite as effective as a bullet though
31:47I came this close
31:49to putting one through your husband's head yesterday
31:52just after I drugged you
31:55and stopped you shooting my husband
31:57no I was so wrong about you
32:01you're completely mentally stable
32:03Aaron really does not know what he's missing
32:05Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything he knows where his future lies
32:09but there's a bit of work to be done first though
32:14well this is your little squat is it
32:17I like what you've done with the place
32:19well I see
32:21yours it's er
32:23it's mine now
32:24well
32:26it suits you
32:28just need to knock together a little padded cell for you
32:31cause that's where you're ending up
32:33I'm ending up
32:35with Aaron
32:36together
32:37like we are meant to be
32:38happy
32:39content
32:40and committed
32:41to each other
32:42with you and Robert nowhere to be seen
32:45by anyone ever again
32:46tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve
32:51I'll tell you two
32:52she'll know the truth
32:54Jacob will know the truth
32:55and also Mac will know the truth
32:57and yeah I know that's three I've had a drink to me
32:59oh no beautiful speech Vanessa
33:01have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits
33:06feels like that's your job don't you think
33:09no it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just
33:11if they just if they just lie to her for the rest of her life
33:14she's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that
33:21mmm
33:22better for that Liam
33:23you know I've always thought of eat and mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school
33:27oh
33:29well it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image
33:39kindred spirits
33:40oh cute
33:41I am actually yeah
33:42do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day
33:44she's that where you've been
33:46thank you
33:54oh sorry is this a private party
33:56doesn't have to be sit down
33:58we didn't want to intrude
33:59no no no not at all
34:01it's Mary not with you
34:02no she's a
34:03she's a very keen scrabble player
34:05very keen
34:06and serious
34:07and serious
34:08we didn't lie to her
34:10I said I wanted to check on Kevin
34:12well
34:13to see if he checked in with you at all
34:14has he
34:15no
34:16I got a card
34:18just said Kay
34:19I know what he's done
34:22but no one should be alone at this time if you
34:24do you want a drink
34:25oh
34:26I reckon Clorette could be trouble on bubbles
34:28I'm not
34:29I'm Randy on Shandy
34:30I'll have a Shandy
34:33just joking
34:34or am I
34:36cheers everyone
34:39well just
34:40just
34:41hang on a sec
34:42I'm not really a fan of
34:47publicly humiliating myself
34:49oh well that's not true
34:50but carry on
34:51it's good
34:52it's very good
34:53erm
34:54I just
34:55I just wanted to say
34:57this year has been a bit
34:59well I mean even by our standards
35:01it's er
35:02it's been a weird one
35:04it's been hard
35:07mostly
35:08and very hard
35:10sometimes
35:12and scary
35:15and
35:17it's been sad
35:20but
35:23it's also been
35:24amazing
35:27and although you
35:29most of you
35:30are
35:31a pain in the backside
35:33erm
35:34you're family
35:36we're family
35:37and
35:38I'm glad we've got each other
35:41so you know
35:44Merry Christmas
35:46Merry Christmas
35:47Merry Christmas
35:48Merry Christmas
35:49Merry Christmas
35:50Merry
35:52family
35:53well
35:54and you
35:56Sarah wants this baby so much
35:58no she wants
35:59her baby so much
36:00and this isn't that
36:02you got pregnant by your husband
36:05your husband
36:06who's already had one child
36:08ripped out of his life
36:09and
36:10and despite your
36:11age defying lady bits
36:13isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad
36:16Charity's just
36:17it's so wrong
36:18on so many levels
36:20do you know what else it is?
36:22none of my business
36:23bingo
36:24so do you know what I'm gonna do
36:25right now
36:26I'm gonna go home
36:27and I suggest you follow
36:29and get Johnny
36:30and go home yourself
36:31preferably
36:32without shouting your mouth off
36:33Merry Christmas
36:51Merry Christmas
36:52Merry Christmas
36:53Merry Christmas
36:54Merry Christmas
36:55right
36:56torch is on
36:58okay
36:59let's go see Grandad
37:00do you want it?
37:01we'll swap
37:02thank you
37:03bye
37:07been a bit quiet on the way over here
37:10been thinking about your mum
37:13always
37:16I didn't even get to buy her a present
37:18oh yeah
37:19I'll ever get to buy her a present again
37:23ka-ching
37:28what are we doing?
37:29well you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present did you?
37:34here now
37:43what's this?
37:44this
37:45is
37:46a lot of hard work
37:48so you up for it?
37:49me?
37:50why?
37:51because this is your car
37:52because this is your car
37:54Merry Christmas son
37:56is it actually mine?
37:58well I mean it's a bit of a stare at the moment
38:00okay
38:02well it won't be when we're finished though
38:04cause me and you
38:05are gonna turn this
38:06into the best car for miles
38:08three years
38:10what?
38:11well you know
38:12until you're old enough to drive it when you're seventeen
38:15so you're up for it or what?
38:16yeah
38:17definitely
38:18very well
38:21we know
38:36why?
38:37why?
38:38why?
38:39why?
38:40why?
38:41why?
38:43why?
38:45Like I didn't exist.
39:15Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:30Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:33Absolutely. 110%.
39:35Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:37What person?
39:38The butcherer of percentages.
39:41Butcherer is not a word.
39:43Yes, it is.
39:44What's it mean, then?
39:46Someone who butchers.
39:49It's just a butcher.
39:51Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:53You've got the keys.
39:54Oh, you've got the keys?
39:55You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:58Oh!
39:59I think I might be a bit drunk.
40:02Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
40:04Do you think he's still asleep?
40:06Oh, yeah.
40:08He'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:11Right.
40:12Push!
40:18Where have you been?
40:20Out.
40:21Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:24Where'd you go?
40:26Went for a walk.
40:28Oh, right.
40:30Be like that, Mr...
40:32International Man of Mystery.
40:34Oh, God.
40:37So...
40:38Not an easy day, then.
40:42Well, that's been fun.
40:43Where is everyone?
40:45Er...
40:46Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:48Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and...
40:52Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:57We are alone.
41:01For once.
41:03Do you want to take advantage?
41:04Mm-hmm.
41:06And we're good.
41:08We're great.
41:11Come on, then.
41:12Come on, then.
41:13we're good.
41:14We're good.
41:15Come on, go.
41:16Oh, God.
41:17Come on.
41:18We're good.
41:37Hey!
41:38Glad Tidion's running off!
41:40Oh, I got your balls!
42:10That's better.
42:35Big day, eh?
42:37Big year.
42:40I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:44Hey, I'll go and check. Won't be safe.
43:10No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:14So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:202025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:26but 26, no.
43:32That is going to be the best year ever.
43:342025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:36but 26, no.
43:38That is going to be the best year ever.
43:40as much as I do.
43:422025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:46but 26, no.
43:48That is going to be the best year ever.
43:52That is going to be the best year ever.
43:54Because you and me...
43:56we're going to be together.
43:58the best year ever...
43:59And that one.
44:00I'm not my mom and I'm not my mom.
44:01I'm not my mom and I'm not my mom.
44:03I'm not my mom and I'm not my mom.
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