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Romesh Ranganathan's Parents' Evening - Season 2 Episode 100 -
(special) Christmas Special
(special) Christmas Special
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00:00MUSIC
00:04MUSIC
00:06MUSIC
00:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:20MUSIC
00:22MUSIC
00:26Welcome to this special Christmas edition of parents evening the show where celebs team up with their parents and kids to win money for charity
00:36I love Christmas my family actually call me Santa because they only ever see me once a year
00:41Playing tonight we have got comedian Josh Widdicombe and his dad Tom
00:50And presenter George Lamb and his dad acting legend Larry Lamb
00:56And also here tonight is my mum Shanti Ranganathan
01:03Mum has been dropping hints about what she wants for Christmas but I'm not going to get a divorce and then marry a Sri Lankan woman sorry
01:10Mum has been researching all of tonight's guests and she comes up with searching difficult questions like when she asked Lisa's parents why their turkey is so bland
01:18You should try adding spices
01:20Mum what is something you found out for us today about our guests
01:23One of our guests gave a life-size photo themselves as a Christmas gift
01:35What kind of narcissistic prick would give a life-size poster themselves as a Christmas gift?
01:42Who was it?
01:49So who was the life-size photo of you for?
01:52My mum it turned out
01:54Yeah, exactly
01:56Yeah, we still laugh about that one
01:58Mum, who would you like a life-size photo of?
02:01You
02:02I love that one
02:04Will you give me one?
02:05I will if it means I don't have to see you face-to-face
02:09Good luck tonight everybody let's play parents evening
02:16Parents you have to bid on how many questions out of ten you think your child can guess right in a particular category
02:22Whoever's mum or dad bids the highest will have to play meet the target you get a hundred pounds for each correct answer
02:29But if you fall short that money is split between the others instead and to stop them influencing your bids
02:35We're going to put your kids on the naughty step three feet behind you so Josh Watson George let's get you set for tonight's first question
02:41Our first question is all about Christmas films you are going to have to identify Christmas films based on the user review written on Letterboxd
02:56We've actually got some reviews here of you guys this is from the Gavin and Stacey Christmas special this says protect Larry Lamb all costs five stars
03:05It's nice isn't it?
03:07I agree with that completely
03:08Yeah, this is from Josh's stand-up special. I love Josh but his voice really gets on my nerves
03:21Three stars?
03:23Yeah
03:24You don't love someone and then give them I'll be honest I'm listening now they are right about my voice
03:29I was going to say even in that it is quite irritating
03:32This is from my stand-up special
03:34Came for Ramesh stayed for Shanthi
03:36Five stars
03:38Oh well done on putting your own five-star review on TV
03:41Well done Robin
03:43Doodoo do you watch films at Christmas?
03:45Yes
03:46Do you watch the Strictly Christmas special?
03:48No
03:50No
03:55No, I get it. I get it. Why would you?
03:57I mean it's not even the proper Strictly though is it? It's just Josh dressed as a penguin looking like a twat
04:00No
04:01He was great though
04:02He was great though
04:03He was great
04:09He did a good job
04:10Yeah
04:11Moxie gave me a nine
04:12Yeah
04:13And it was sincere
04:14It was like
04:15I thought it was sincere until you said that
04:16No
04:17Josh
04:19Josh
04:20What?
04:21Your face in that photo
04:23It looks like it's the first time you've been allowed outside
04:27Just I'm so delighted to be a penguin
04:30Oh, so it's a good voice when you do it
04:32Is that okay?
04:34I used up my stand-up special
04:35You should have watched it five stars
04:38Okay, parents it is time to bid
04:42Now when mum tried this earlier she scored zero
04:46Yeah, it's true
04:48Tom you're going to be opening the bids
04:49How many do you think Josh can get?
04:52I reckon he'll get at least three
04:56Three, okay
04:57Doodoo do you think Moxie can get more than three?
04:59Um
05:04Larry, do you think George can get more than three?
05:08Yeah, I'll go for four
05:09Four, okay
05:10Tom?
05:12Yeah, I'll go five
05:14Okay, nice
05:15Larry, Tom's very confidently said five
05:17What do you think?
05:18I'm out
05:19Oh
05:21That means playing for £500 is George
05:23Josh!
05:33Hello, Josh
05:34Hello, Romesh
05:35Okay, out of ten
05:36Your dad thinks you can guess five Christmas movies from their review on Letterboxd
05:40You can give multiple guesses
05:41Yeah
05:42You can pass as many times as you want
05:43But you only have 90 seconds
05:44Cool
05:45Mum's going to be timing the rounds
05:46I would
05:4790 seconds, Josh
05:48You've got five to get
05:49Good luck, off you go
05:50A small child and a duo of criminals attempt to brutally murder each other
05:55Home Alone
05:56Four and a half stars
05:57It's correct, well done
06:00Clap Actually, two stars
06:02Love Actually
06:03It is Love Actually
06:05It's a wonderful movie
06:06It's a wonderful ride
06:07It's absolutely correct
06:09Who is taking care of Jude Law's children while he's having bad sex with Cameron Diaz
06:13Three stars
06:14The holiday
06:15It is the holiday
06:16Well done
06:17You've got one to get
06:18Tim Allen kills Santa Claus and takes his job
06:20Three stars
06:21The Santa Claus
06:22It is the Santa Claus
06:23Josh Winnigan
06:24Oh my God
06:25Come on
06:26Yes, Josh
06:27Yes
06:28New score of five winning
06:29Give it back to Josh
06:30Give it back for Josh
06:31Josh
06:39Incredible work
06:40Was that celebration proportionate to naming five Christmas movies?
06:43Up to you to decide
06:45What's your favourite Christmas film, Mum?
06:47Home Alone
06:48What about Love Actually?
06:50Love Actually?
06:51What is that?
06:52You know the film where Hugh Grant is the Prime Minister?
06:56I don't like Hugh Grant
06:58Why don't you like Hugh Grant?
07:03It's very rude
07:07He can be popular
07:08Yeah
07:09But he should learn manners
07:10Mum! Mum!
07:11Yes
07:12It's for you as well
07:13What? For me?
07:14What? For me?
07:15APPLAUSE
07:22Yes! Someone is standing up to him
07:24Yes, Mummy!
07:25Thank you darling
07:26Thank you
07:27I love your dance
07:32OK
07:33Josh, Motsi and George
07:34Let's get you set for your next question
07:42OK
07:43This time your question is all about chocolate
07:45Oh
07:46Sometimes people aren't sure whether a chocolate is vegan or not
07:48The rule I use is
07:49If you're enjoying it, it's not vegan
07:53What you're going to have to do for this one
07:54Is you have to name the chocolate bar represented by the picture
07:57For example, this one Mum
07:58What chocolate is that?
08:00Lion bar?
08:01Lion bar is absolutely right
08:02Yeah, I mean to be fair
08:03You just had to say
08:04It's a big face
08:05How can I miss it?
08:06OK
08:07Parents
08:08It's time to bid
08:09Now, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored two
08:14Dudu, you're going to be opening the bids
08:16How many do you think Motsi can get?
08:19Two
08:20OK, Larry, Dudu's bid two
08:22How many do you think George can get?
08:23Five
08:24Five?
08:25Oh, yeah!
08:26Come on!
08:27Tom
08:32I'll go six
08:33OK
08:34Yay!
08:35Dudu
08:36Six is the bid to be
08:37No
08:38I'm out
08:39You're out
08:40OK, fair enough
08:41Larry
08:42Seven
08:43Oh
08:44OK
08:45I like this
08:46OK, Tom
08:47This is a battle now
08:48I'm out
08:49Oh
08:50No!
08:51So that means
08:53Playing for £700
08:55It's George!
09:01Hello, George
09:02How are you?
09:03I'm very well
09:04How are you?
09:05I'm good, I've suddenly felt a lot less attractive
09:07OK, so how do you feel about this round?
09:10I like chocolate a lot
09:12But, yeah, I feel confident
09:14Oh, God, when you looked at me and said I like chocolate a lot
09:17I felt something
09:18Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:19Do you think what I feel about is I could be that chocolate, George?
09:24LAUGHTER
09:27OK, so
09:28Your dad thinks you can name seven chocolates from the ten clues provided
09:31OK
09:32George, good luck to you
09:33Off you go
09:34You've got seven to get
09:36What chocolate is this?
09:37Picnic
09:38Is correct
09:41Whisper
09:42Whisper is correct
09:44What's this one?
09:45Yorkie
09:46Is correct
09:47What's this one?
09:54Pass
09:55What is that?
09:56OK, let's go to the next one
09:57What's this one?
09:58Planet
09:59No, that's Planet
10:00That's Earth
10:01We don't have a pick
10:02We don't have a chocolate called Planet or Earth
10:04Moon
10:05Milky
10:07Milky Way
10:08The moon
10:09The moon
10:10What is the chocolate bar called that's got something to do with the moon?
10:12Well, I can't give any options
10:13I'd love to
10:14Yeah?
10:15Pass, pass, pass, pass
10:17It's a dime bar
10:18Yes, correct
10:19Yeah
10:20OK, let's go to the next one
10:21M&M
10:22Four M&M's
10:23M&M's
10:24Yes
10:26You've got two to get
10:27What's this one?
10:28Bucket of treasure chest
10:30Box
10:31Money
10:33Ah
10:34Pass if you want to come and look at the next one
10:35Yeah, next one
10:36OK, pass
10:37What's this one?
10:39It's a bus going to South London
10:44It's a red bus
10:45Yeah
10:46Big bus
10:47It's a metro line by Double Decker
10:49Yes
10:50CHEERING
10:51You've got one to go
10:52You've got one to go
10:53What is this?
10:54What are you looking at?
10:55Blake
10:56Yes
10:57You've got it
10:58Yes
10:59Congratulations
11:00You've scored seven winnings
11:01One hundred guys
11:02Give it up for George
11:08Oh, that was exhilarating
11:09Larry, what did you think of George's performance, sir?
11:11Sweet
11:15There's three questions you missed, George
11:17Let's have a look
11:19There's this one
11:20Anybody got any ideas?
11:21Time out?
11:22It is time out, yeah
11:23I thought it was ripped bastard
11:24But it's not
11:26Let's have a look at the next one
11:28That is
11:29Mars
11:34Here we go
11:35What planet is a chocolate bar?
11:38OK, this one
11:39This is a tough one
11:40Anybody?
11:41Bouncy
11:42Bouncy
11:43There you go
11:44Give it up for George, though
11:45What a performance
11:47All right, Mum
11:48There are two questions in
11:49What are the scores, please?
11:50And give it a bit of drama
11:51A little bit of Christmas
11:52Cizazz
11:53But how do you want me to say
11:55Like, just give it a little bit of body movement
11:56You know
11:57Like that?
11:58You've got this
11:59And you've got that
12:00And well done
12:01Good luck to you
12:02Motsi and Dudu
12:04Yeah
12:05Nothing at the moment
12:07But you will get some more
12:08OK
12:09I'm sorry
12:12Josh and Tom
12:13Yeah
12:14500 pounds
12:18Wow, wow, wow
12:19George and Larry
12:21700 pounds
12:25Well done guys
12:26Time for a break now
12:27Remember family is the greatest gift
12:29Unless they got you a Playstation
12:30See you in a bed
12:46Welcome back to Parents Evening
12:47Kids, remember you can't influence your parents during these questions
12:51So once again, let's get set for our next one
12:57This time your question is all about board games
13:04What you're going to have to do is name the board game from its official tagline
13:08For example
13:09Skill game where you're the doctor
13:11What board game is that?
13:13I haven't got a clue
13:16OK, it's not
13:17That does sound like a board game but that's not the correct answer
13:20It's actually Operation
13:21It's a great game
13:22Slightly more difficult to play nowadays because of NHS waiting times
13:25Larry, do you think George will be any good at this?
13:28Yeah
13:29Is he competitive when you're playing board games?
13:31Very
13:32Very, OK
13:33Yeah, it gets competitive at our house, doesn't it mum?
13:34You come over every Christmas, play a bit of Uno
13:36I'm rubbish at it
13:38Yeah, well you don't know that every year you don't know
13:40You always mention I haven't improved at all
13:43So why don't you teach me how to play?
13:45Mum, I teach you every year
13:47Ever
13:48Every year
13:49I say to you this is safe
13:50You walk me around
13:51I'm just gonna watch a couple of games because I can't get my head around it
13:54Yeah
13:55And then you go, should I put a two down?
13:56No you can't put a two down!
13:58You cannot have anything I tell you!
14:00How can I learn like that?
14:02This is what I say, you should learn manners
14:08It's so evening
14:10OK, parents, it is time to bid
14:12When mum tried this earlier, she scored zero
14:17OK, Larry, you're gonna be opening the bids
14:20How many of these do you think George can get?
14:24Five
14:25Oh!
14:26That is a great opening bid
14:27Tom?
14:29Six
14:30You!
14:31OK, Dudu?
14:32What do you say?
14:33You see, these gentlemen
14:34They...
14:35They know that my child can get more
14:38So they say...
14:40So I'm going out
14:41You're out!
14:42Out!
14:43That is...
14:44That is one of the most incredible justifications I've ever heard
14:50Yeah
14:51These gentlemen know my child can get more
14:53Yeah
14:54So I'm out
14:55LAUGHTER
14:56OK, Larry, it's six to b
14:59What do you think?
15:00Seven
15:01Ooh!
15:02What the fuck?
15:03It's eight
15:05What the fuck?
15:06So
15:07It's...
15:08It's a bit of seven to beat
15:09You seem quite stressed out
15:10What's wrong?
15:11That's very edgy, isn't it?
15:13It is
15:20I'll go eight
15:27This is...
15:28This is great gaming
15:29OK, Larry
15:31Tom has bid eight
15:32Do you want to push him further?
15:35LAUGHTER
15:38Nine
15:43OK, Tom
15:44I'm out
15:47That means that playing for £900
15:49It's George
16:00So out of ten
16:01Your dad thinks he can name nine board games from their slogan
16:04George, are you ready?
16:05I'm ready
16:06OK, let's go
16:07Good luck
16:10The classic naval combat game
16:13Oh, erm...
16:14Battleship
16:15Is correct
16:16APPLAUSE
16:17The frantic marble munching game
16:20The hippos
16:21The hungry hippos
16:22Is correct
16:23I'll accept that
16:24Hungry, hungry hippos
16:25The game of strategic conquest
16:27Risk
16:28Is correct
16:30Every word counts
16:31Scrabble
16:32Is correct
16:34The game of quick draw
16:37I don't know
16:38Pass
16:39Pass, OK
16:40Fast dealing property trading game
16:42Monopoly
16:43Is correct
16:45The original guessing game
16:46Guess who
16:47Is correct
16:48Your life, your way
16:49Your life, your way
16:51Your life, your way
16:55No
16:56I don't know what that is
16:57Pass
16:58OK, next one
16:59The classic barrel of laughs for all the farmers
17:02Er...
17:03I don't know
17:04OK, do you want to pass and come back to that one?
17:05Pass, pass, pass, pass
17:06OK, let's have a look at the next one
17:07The saddle stacking game with a moody mule
17:12Ah...
17:13Buckaroo
17:14Is correct
17:16OK, we've got two to meet
17:17Game of quick draw
17:23Two left to get
17:24That kind of thing
17:25Yeah, I mean, I don't know
17:26I don't know, like, what kind of draw is that?
17:28Well, I can give you nothing beyond that
17:30What's the next one?
17:31The other one?
17:32Let's have a look at the next one
17:33Your life, your way
17:35Oh
17:37Bad luck
17:38You couldn't reach nine
17:39Which means the money's getting split between the others
17:41Let's hear it for George
17:49Er, let's have a look at the ones you didn't get
17:51The game of quick draw is Pictionary
17:54Oh
17:56Yeah
17:57Your life, your way
17:58This is probably the toughest one
17:59It's the game of life
18:00No
18:01And the last one
18:02The classic barrel of laughs for all the family
18:05Josh, got any idea?
18:06Is that one where you put the things on
18:07And the guy pops out the barrel?
18:08Yes
18:09Pop-up pirate
18:10Pop-up pirate
18:11Wow
18:12OK, Mum, could you give us a score, please?
18:13Of course I can
18:14A little bit of Christmas pizazz, please
18:15If you don't mind
18:16Motsi and Dudu
18:18Yes
18:19Four hundred and fifty pounds
18:20Yay!
18:21Yay!
18:22Yay!
18:23Yay!
18:24Yay!
18:25George and Larry
18:26Seven hundred pounds
18:27Yay!
18:28Yay!
18:29Yay!
18:30My God
18:32George and Tom
18:34Nine hundred and fifty pounds
18:36Yay!
18:37Yay!
18:38Yay!
18:39Yay!
18:40Yay!
18:41So basically, Motsi and Dudu, you benefited from Larry getting overexcited with the beans
18:45We're happy
18:46We're happy about that
18:47OK
18:48From this point, you will not be given any clues, OK?
18:51Instead you'll be given a category and you have to list as many correct answers as you can in that category
18:56Plus, every correct answer is now worth two hundred pounds
19:00Ooh!
19:01Because there's nothing more Christmas-y than suddenly everything being twice the price
19:05So, Josh, Motsi and George, let's get you set for the next question
19:16Your next category is Christmas dinner
19:19You have to guess all the components of the traditional Christmas dinner at Wetherspoon
19:24By the way, just so you know, from this point on, if any of you say an answer before the game begins
19:29It will be considered cheating, I'm afraid
19:31In which case, the answer will be removed, and I'll take a hundred pounds off your total
19:35And I might take away a hundred pounds if Josh says anything
19:37Because he really is bringing out my inner bully
19:41Dudu, what's a South African Christmas meal like?
19:43South Africa is summer
19:47Because in summer, you stay outside, we do brides
19:52And when I get here in Europe, Christmas was inside
19:57It's cold
19:59It's different, isn't it?
20:01I mean, that's a really nice way of saying Christmas here is shit
20:03I know
20:08Dudu, Motsi has not played yet because your favourite phrase tonight has been
20:12I'm out
20:13So, do you think this might be the one that she could step up?
20:16Yes
20:17Yes
20:18OK, well, let's see
20:19Parents, it's time to bid
20:22When mum tried this earlier, she scored five
20:25OK, it's not that much of a flex
20:34All right, Tom, it's your turn to bid first
20:37How many do you think Josh can get?
20:39Four
20:40Four
20:41Dudu, what are you thinking?
20:42I'm out
20:43Is it right? Have you flown all the way from South Africa to play this tonight?
20:56Yes
20:57Yes
20:58And you just don't want Motsi to get involved at all?
21:00No, I understand
21:02Larry, Tom's bid four, what do you think?
21:05Five
21:06Five, OK
21:07Could this be another duel again? Tom?
21:10Six
21:11Oh
21:12Larry
21:14I'm out
21:16OK, well, that means that playing for £1200 is Josh
21:21So, your dad thinks you can name six savoring components that are listed in the traditional Christmas dinner at JD Wetherspin, otherwise known as spoons
21:36Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out
21:41OK
21:42Off you go
21:43OK
21:44Turkey
21:45It's there
21:46Gravy
21:48Gravy, sir
21:49Carrots
21:50Stuffing
21:51Carrots is there, yeah
21:52Potatoes
21:54We need more specific than that
21:55Roast potatoes
21:56No
21:57Boiled potatoes
21:58No
21:59Mashed potatoes
22:00Yes
22:01Fuck off
22:02I thought the same
22:04I thought the same
22:05Bread sauce
22:06Um
22:07Er
22:08Sprouts
22:09No
22:10Carrots, chicken
22:11Beef
22:12Um
22:13Oh
22:14God
22:15Stuffing
22:16No
22:17Erm
22:18And
22:19Stuffing
22:20I've already got stuffing
22:22Oh no
22:25Oh no
22:26Who was it?
22:27Josh, I'm so sorry, bad luck
22:29The money's getting split between the others
22:31Give it up for Josh
22:34That was tough
22:35What would you have gone for?
22:36What would you have gone for?
22:37OK, this is the full list and I think you'll find it pretty offensive
22:46Oh, do you know what? I don't hate myself after that
22:50First of all
22:51First of all, can I just say
22:52Pigs in blankets
22:53Getting a bit of pig
22:54Then wrapping it in a bit of pig
22:56Absolutely
22:57Taking the piss there
22:58Motsu
22:59How are you feeling about not being put up for any of the rounds so far?
23:02I feel the ambitious person in myself is screaming
23:06Yeah
23:07But on the other side, I'm just like, you know, she protects me, I protect her, you guys are serving
23:13No goblins work!
23:14Woo!
23:15OK, Mum, what's that done to the scores, please?
23:16Josh and Tom
23:17Oh
23:18950 pounds because you know why
23:19Mochi and Dudu
23:201,000 and 50 pounds
23:21I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final
23:24I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final
23:27I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final
23:30I'd love it if the first time Mochi had to answer was in the final
23:43And George and Larry, 1,300 pounds, guys
23:49OK, it's time for a festive break, which in my house means Lisa asking me to sleep in the garage
23:55See you in a bit
23:56I'd love it
24:10Welcome back to the parents' evening Christmas special, proving family is a gift, but it's still worth keeping the receipt
24:17OK, Josh, Mochi and George, let's get you set for your next question
24:26Your next category is greetings cards
24:30Oh
24:31You're going to have to name the themes for cards available at Card Factory
24:34Larry, who's a better gifter, you or George?
24:37Bear in mind you give gifts of yourself, but
24:39Well, you know, it's certainly not me
24:42I'm rather renowned in the family as spending 73 years getting a present for George that was right, but of course, you know
24:53I'm 45
24:54I'm 45
24:55I know
24:56I was 73, so it was 41 years in getting him a birthday to get him a present that was right
25:10Unfortunately, you've said one of the answers
25:14Oh
25:15Which means that I've got to take a hundred pounds off
25:18No
25:19No
25:20No
25:21That's the rules of the game, you said birthday
25:23Tom, was Josh very grateful for the gifts he received?
25:27Oh, I don't know
25:28I don't know
25:29Why, because you didn't give him any?
25:31Well, we don't show a lot of emotion in our family, Romesh
25:34Oh really?
25:35How often do you tell Josh you love him?
25:39Er, I don't think I've ever told him that
25:42I'm going to be honest with you Tom, I know it's weird, but I'm on your side
25:47No?
25:48OK, parents, it's time to bid
25:53It's time to bid
25:55When mum tried this earlier, she scored six
25:58Ooh
25:59Ooh
26:00Doodoo, you're going to be opening the bids
26:02Yes
26:03How many do you think Motsy can get?
26:05Three
26:06Three?
26:07Yes
26:08OK
26:09Yay!
26:12Larry
26:13Four
26:14Four
26:15Tom, what are you thinking?
26:16Five
26:17Doodoo
26:18Out
26:19I'm out
26:20You're out
26:21Larry, five is the bid to beat
26:28I'll go six
26:29Six
26:30Tom?
26:31I never thought you'd be like this, Larry
26:33I had a whole different impression of what you were like
26:43Tom, what did he think he was like? How is he differed?
26:46I thought he'd be like that guy off Gavin and Stacey
26:49What are you thinking then, Tom?
26:59I'll go seven
27:00OK
27:01Larry
27:02I'll go eight
27:04I'll go eight
27:05Oh
27:06Woo
27:07Tom
27:12Um, nine
27:15Nine
27:16Nine
27:21Larry
27:22Tom didn't think you were going to be like this
27:24Ten
27:25Ten
27:26Ten
27:27Ten
27:28Ten
27:29OK
27:30Tom
27:31I'm, uh, I'm going to go eleven
27:34OK, Larry, the bid is currently at eleven
27:38Um
27:39I'm out
27:43I'm out
27:44Oh
27:45You are out
27:47APPLAUSE
27:48OK
27:49That means that playing for £2,200 it's Josh
27:55OK
27:56OK
27:57Josh, you're really keen for your dad to push up the bids, weren't you?
28:01I'll be honest, I never thought I'd see my dad in a dick swinging contest with Larry Lamb
28:05So your dad thinks you can name eleven reasons for giving someone a card according to the card factory
28:09Multiple guesses are allowed, but if you take too long without giving a correct answer, you will time out, we need eleven
28:12OK, good luck to you, Josh
28:13Thank you
28:14Off you go, whenever you're ready
28:15Valentine's Day
28:16Valentine's
28:17Is that there?
28:18Christmas
28:19Yep
28:20Easter
28:21No, keep guessing
28:22New Year
28:23Engagement
28:24Engagement
28:25Engagement is there
28:26Wedding
28:27Wedding
28:28Is there?
28:29Anniversary
28:30Anniversary's there
28:31Retirement
28:32Retirement's there
28:33New Job
28:34New Job's there
28:36Um
28:37New Baby
28:38Christening
28:39Yep
28:40Ede
28:52Ede
28:53Is there
28:54And, em, condolences
28:59I'll accept that, it's sympathy, well done Josh
29:00Thank you
29:01Josh
29:03Thank you
29:04And Josh.
29:08Congratulations, Josh. You scored 11, winning you $2,200.
29:11Give it up for Josh.
29:19Tom, that must make you feel like you really, really love Josh.
29:22I'm really proud of him and I love him really a lot.
29:25Oh!
29:33Happy Christmas.
29:35OK, let's have a look at the full list.
29:37There we go.
29:40Wow. Father's Day, Mother's Day.
29:42Motsu, do you think you could have got more than Josh?
29:44Do you think you could have done that?
29:45Well, 11 not, but, yeah, baby shower, Mother's Day,
29:50Father's Day, congratulations.
29:52Yeah, I mean, you're reading them.
29:54Yes!
29:56What about you, George?
29:57I could have got more.
29:58Yeah?
29:59Yeah.
30:02I actually think this is quite an easy one.
30:04I'm the guy who didn't get miles when I was looking at...
30:09OK, Mum, what has that done to the scores, please?
30:12I'm excited.
30:13Let me read it for you.
30:15Yeah?
30:20I'll be honest with you, Mum, I don't really like the way you said that.
30:24We love it, Mum.
30:27Let me read it for you.
30:28Let me read it for you.
30:30I'm putting a bit sexy, boy.
30:31Oh, please.
30:32Do not.
30:33All right.
30:34OK.
30:35Moxie and Dudu, £1,050.
30:39Woo-hoo!
30:40Very well done.
30:43George and Larry, £1,200.
30:46Woo-hoo!
30:47Lovely.
30:49Josh and Tom, £3,100.
30:53Woo-hoo!
30:56OK, Josh, Moxie and George, let's get you set for your last question in this round.
31:01This question is all about festive football birds.
31:11What this is, is you're going to have to list the birds that have appeared on the badges of Premier League football teams past and present.
31:18Dudu, does Moxie like football?
31:20Yes.
31:26OK, parents, it's time to bid.
31:31So, when Mum tried this earlier, she scored one.
31:34Larry, how many do you think George can get?
31:38Two.
31:39Two, OK.
31:40Tom?
31:41Three.
31:42Two.
31:43Three.
31:44OK.
31:45Doo-doo.
31:46Four.
31:47Four.
31:48Oh!
31:49No!
31:50No!
31:51No!
31:52No!
31:53What's it?
31:54What's it?
31:55What's it?
31:56What's it?
31:57Larry?
31:58I'm out.
31:59Ah!
32:00No!
32:01No!
32:02No!
32:03No!
32:04No!
32:05No!
32:06No!
32:07No!
32:08No!
32:09Tom!
32:10Tom!
32:11It's with you.
32:12Do two as before.
32:14What do you want to do?
32:16I'm out.
32:17I'm out.
32:22Oh, sorry, George!
32:28This is the best possible result we could have hoped for.
32:32Merry Christmas, everybody.
32:34Playing for the first time for £800, it's Moxie!
32:40What's your knowledge of football badge birds?
32:41No!
32:42Zero!
32:43OK.
32:44You've only got to get four.
32:45OK.
32:46OK.
32:47Look, what I'm going to say, if you do get four, the roof is going to come off this one.
33:02I...
33:03I...
33:04So your mum thinks that you can name four birds that are featured, or still do feature,
33:08on the badges of football teams that have played in the Premier League.
33:12Moxie, you ready?
33:13I have no choice.
33:15OK.
33:16Wow, wow.
33:17Moxie, good luck.
33:18Off you go.
33:19You've just got to name four.
33:20So just shout out some birds.
33:21Eagle!
33:22Eagle.
33:23Eagle.
33:24Yes, that's right.
33:28Good go, good go.
33:29Vulture.
33:30Uh...
33:31Uh...
33:32Uh...
33:33Uh...
33:34Uh...
33:35Uh...
33:36Uh...
33:37Uh...
33:38Uh...
33:39A pigeon.
33:40Uh...
33:41What else do you have?
33:42Eagles, vultures, a hawk, um...
33:44A seagull.
33:46Hawk will accept, a seagull.
33:47Yeah a seagull.
33:49Seagull, a seagull!
33:50We are!
33:51We are!
33:52What's up, Mon?
33:53What's up, Mon?
33:54What's up, Mon?
33:55What's up, Mon?
34:00.
34:01What's...
34:02what's...
34:03.
34:04What's...
34:06What's...
34:07Congratulations, Mon?
34:08You win, 800,000.
34:09Give love my pussy!
34:10You win, 800,000.
34:11Give love my pussy!
34:12Oh
34:23My god, I will never do that again
34:35How does that feel you proud yes, yes
34:39Look at the full list
34:42Oh
34:44There we go mum. Can you give us the scores, please? George and Larry
34:491200 pounds
34:53Moxie and doodoo
35:00My god, it was josh and tom 3155
35:05There is one more round before our final
35:11Josh, Moxie and George, you're going to be answering questions on the buzzer
35:14But we've given those buzzers to your parents and they won't just decide when you answer
35:19But what you answer get one right you will add 400 pounds to your total but get it wrong
35:24And it'll be split with the other teams
35:26Okay, are you ready? Yes, then let's begin
35:36First question name the carpenter
35:38Larry b b george jesus it is jesus a is sabrina carpenter next question
35:47Name the christmas song
35:53Tom b b josh
35:55Little drummer boy is correct a is run rudolph run next question name the man playing santa
36:01wow
36:03wow
36:05Tom b oh josh
36:07uh don't know
36:09It's paul burrell
36:11What would you've got a josh?
36:13It's rich satan bro. It is rich attenborough. Yes. Okay. Next question
36:17name the wise man
36:19uh
36:21Tom a a josh
36:23Dalai Lama it is Dalai Lama b is dennis wise uh next question name the bell
36:29Larry b b george alexander graham
36:35Yeah, a is kristen bell next question name the christmas tool
36:41Larry b b nutcracker it is nutcracker a is turkey
36:47It is nutcracker a is turkey baster doo doo just a quick one
36:51Do you know you've got a buzzer yeah?
36:53Yeah
36:55Next question name the mary
36:59Tom b b josh mary queen of scots is correct a is mary erps
37:05Name the christmas pudding
37:09Tom a josh log
37:11We won't accept that i'm afraid it's yule log
37:13Oh
37:15Would you have known bee?
37:17Yeah, stolen
37:18No, panettone
37:19So
37:21Wow
37:23But i like the confidence next question
37:25Name the joseph
37:31Larry b b
37:33Leslie
37:34It is leslie joseph
37:35Leslie joseph
37:37I feel a little bit embarrassed that dad thinks i would know about leslie joseph over starlet
37:41Yeah
37:42Next question
37:43Name the dame
37:45Tom b b b josh kelly holmes is correct a is craig rebel horwood
37:53Is it?
37:54Yes
37:55Oh that's it that's the end of the round
37:59Mum can you please confirm the final scores for us
38:03Mossey and doo-doo
38:052,250 pounds
38:08George and larry 3,200 pounds
38:14Josh and tom 4,750 pounds
38:21Congratulations josh and tom you have made it through to the final
38:27The final score
38:33George how do you feel it went for you tonight?
38:34Dad's been kicking himself the whole way about the whole greeting card thing you know what i mean
38:38That's the last ten minutes he's like you could have done much better than that
38:43Mossey how do you feel the game went for you tonight?
38:45I think we did well
38:46Yeah
38:47We connected
38:48Yeah
38:49And i'm proud of her she came all the way from africa for you
38:52Yes
38:57We have got to take a break now
38:59Join us in a bit to see if josh and tom can double their money in our final round
39:03I'm very tense because if they win it we can only afford one car for me and mum to share home
39:07What a nightmare
39:08See you in a bit guys
39:19Welcome back to the parents evening christmas special where some parents are so disappointed in their offspring
39:29You'd have thought that a married megan markle
39:33Josh and tom by making it through to the final you have secured your prize for charity
39:37How much have they made mum?
39:384,750 pounds
39:40Nice
39:45Succeed in this round we will double that bringing the total to what mum?
39:489,500 pounds
39:50Wow
39:55Here is how it works
39:56You're going to see a board of 12 possible answers but only five of them are correct
40:00To double your jackpot all you have to do is identify all five
40:03If you pick three wrong answers
40:05I'm afraid you lose a round but you do leave with your original jackpot of 4,750 pounds
40:11Tom you are going to be picking the category your options are
40:15Christmas carols
40:17Winter Olympics
40:19And Christmas adverts
40:20What are you thinking?
40:21You know what?
40:22I'm going to go with Christmas adverts
40:24Christmas adverts
40:26Josh and Tom for the last time let's play parents evening
40:38Josh how happy are you with the category that your dad's chosen?
40:42I've chosen the same but they're all tough
40:45What you have to do is you've got to name five titles of John Lewis Christmas adverts
40:51OK
40:52Here are the possible answers
40:54The owl and the pussycat
40:57The bear and the hare
40:58The ass and the beaver
41:00Monty the python
41:02Moz the monster
41:03Romesh the reindeer
41:05The space oddity
41:07The lightning rod
41:09The man on the moon
41:11Buster the boxer
41:13The red herring
41:15And Edgar the dragon
41:17OK
41:18So five of those are titles of John Lewis adverts and seven aren't
41:22When you're ready give me your first answer
41:24I'm presuming you know none of them
41:26You're you're correct
41:28Er
41:35So Josh
41:37So
41:38What are you thinking?
41:39I remember the bear and the hare
41:40That's a bear that's asleep in a cave and the hare buys it a
41:45Alarm clock and Lily Allen's the music
41:47The bear and the hare let's lock that in
41:49Is that a Christmas ad?
41:55That is correct
41:56Well done
41:59What are you going for next?
42:00Any ones that you're certain of?
42:01Yeah
42:02I remember Moz the monster being on sale in John the Lewis
42:05John the Lewis
42:10That's what you call it when you come into money
42:14I'll just pop it over to John the Lewis
42:20So Moz the monster was in John the Lewis
42:23OK let's lock in Moz the monster
42:25Was Moz the monster in Christmas ad?
42:30Yes it was
42:35You have got three to get
42:36There was a weird bloke on the moon with a telescope
42:39Do you remember him?
42:40He was quite creepy
42:43Man on the moon
42:44OK
42:45That must be that one
42:46Tom you agree with that?
42:47Totally
42:48Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:49Let's lock in the man on the moon
42:50Is the man on the moon a genuine John Lewis Christmas ad?
42:57It is!
42:58Well done!
43:02OK two to go
43:03Yeah
43:04I think there's one about a boxer dog that wants to play on the trampoline
43:08Mm-hmm
43:09So I think that must be Buster the boxer
43:11OK
43:12Buster the boxer
43:13Let's lock that in
43:14Is that a genuine Christmas ad?
43:16It is!
43:17Right
43:18Right
43:19So we know some of those aren't real
43:21OK so you're one away from doubling your jackpot here
43:23Which are the ones you definitely are just out of the question?
43:25I don't the owl and the pussycat because that's a children's story
43:27So owl and the pussycat's out
43:28Ass and the beaver
43:29Romish the reindeer
43:30Yeah
43:31Monty the python feels like a kind of copyright problem
43:33Mm-hmm
43:34So I don't think it's one of the last four
43:36Those bottom ones
43:37So space oddity
43:38It's not going to be the red herring because that's a joke in itself
43:40Yeah
43:41Right
43:42So should we go with the lightning rod?
43:43Because I just don't think they'd make up the lightning rod
43:45You want to go with the lightning rod?
43:46OK
43:47Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:48OK
43:49Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:50OK
43:51Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:52OK
43:53Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:55OK
43:56Let's lock in the lightning rod
43:58If this is right
43:59You're doubling your jackpot
44:10I'm sorry
44:11The lightning rod is
44:12It's actually a manscaping style according to Wilkinson sword
44:17OK
44:20So you've got one wrong
44:21Three wrong and you're out
44:22What are you thinking now?
44:23Oh, suddenly Monty the python's drawing me in
44:26Mm-hmm
44:27Is there only one more right answer here?
44:29There's only one more correct one, yeah
44:30I think the dragon or the python
44:34I agree
44:36Monty the python
44:38OK
44:39Let's lock in Monty the python
44:40Monty the python
44:41Is Monty the python a genuine Christmas ad?
44:52Oh!
44:53I'm sorry
44:54Monty the penguin
44:55Oh, it was, yeah
44:57Whatever you choose now
44:58You're either doubling or you're out
45:00OK
45:01Because if it's right, you're doubling your jackpot
45:02If it's wrong, you're out the game
45:03Yeah
45:04We took it to the edge
45:05You took it right to the edge
45:06Edgar the dragon then
45:08Oh
45:09I think it'll be Edgar the dragon, Momesh
45:11OK
45:12Oh
45:13So, thank you Tom
45:16Let's lock in Edgar the dragon
45:17Is Edgar the dragon a genuine Christmas ad?
45:20For Christmas
45:21Come on
45:27Yeah!
45:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:34Congratulations!
45:35You've doubled your jackpot to £9,500!
45:43What charity have you been letting the money to?
45:45The Lilly Foundation, which is a small charity that helps children
45:48with mitochondrial disease and families that are affected by it
45:51A fantastic cause
45:52Give it up for Josh and Tom!
45:55That is all for tonight
45:56Thank you to my guests
45:57Morsi and Dudu Mamusi
45:59George and Larry Lamb
46:01And Josh and Tom Widdicombe
46:03Thank you so much for watching
46:05Now if you enjoyed these families spending time together
46:07You can go back to ignoring yours
46:09Have a great Christmas
46:10Say goodbye, Mum
46:11Bye-bye, everybody
46:12Merry Christmas
46:1420th birthday
46:16I hear you now
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