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Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing S08E04
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00:00Come on, perch. Big perch.
00:13Up we go. Cool, blimey.
00:16Bob?
00:17Hiya, Paul.
00:19Thanks for this.
00:21It's doctor's orders, Paul.
00:23Yeah? Well, you could have done it, couldn't you?
00:25His poor bones and his muscles are, let's say, getting tired.
00:29He's loving it, isn't he? Yeah.
00:31In a few years' time, I can use it to push you around.
00:34Yeah, that's true.
00:35When your bones finally crumble.
00:38I brought it to you, Paul. Yeah?
00:40Because the thing that's eluded, evaded us all these years
00:44is a big perch.
00:45Many things have eluded us, Bob, but, yeah, you're right,
00:48a big perch is one. Go on in, Sid.
00:50Yeah, we've been trying for eight years, do you realise?
00:53Find us a spot.
00:59The water's very browned, have you noticed, Paul?
01:14Yeah, I have.
01:15And I don't know if you've seen this Herefordshire soil.
01:17Yeah.
01:18It's very brown.
01:19Would that be clay?
01:20I don't know, mate.
01:22How many in, Bobby?
01:24I like being amongst the reeds.
01:26Do you?
01:27Yeah.
01:28It's quite jungly, actually, isn't it?
01:31What do you know about jungles?
01:33What, my jungle warfare days?
01:36I never told you about them, Bob.
01:38Have you ever been in a jungle? I've never.
01:40Have you ever been in a war?
01:41I've been in many wars at home every day.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Right, I'm going to put this out.
01:47Eight years, Paul, we haven't caught a decent perch.
01:49It's a disgrace.
01:50We're trying hard today.
01:52We've got a bait out there, and we've got two worm float rods.
01:58We've got some wild carp in here as well.
02:02This was a monk's stew pool.
02:06What, monk stew?
02:07Yeah.
02:08Is there such a thing as monk stew?
02:0912th century.
02:10Take one 12th century monk.
02:12Yeah.
02:13Slice an onion.
02:14Yeah, so this was a stew pond, and the monks had carp in it.
02:21And so the carp that are in here now, Paul, actually their lineage, their genealogy...
02:25Their monk age carp.
02:27Wow.
02:28Goes back to the 12th century.
02:29Can you imagine that 800 years of odd they've been in here?
02:32Wow.
02:33Hey, Sid.
02:34What's happened?
02:35Oh, Bob, what's your float?
02:36Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:37You didn't even know that you had some interest there, did you?
02:38Oh.
02:39Yeah.
02:40No, it's the bottom.
02:41Paul, when was the last time you looked at your arse?
02:42Well, like, sort of a full inspection?
02:43Yeah.
02:44All sorts could be good.
02:45Yeah.
02:46All sorts could be good.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:50You didn't even know that you had some interest there, did you?
02:51Oh.
02:52Yeah.
02:53No, it's the bottom.
02:56Paul, when was the last time you looked at your arse?
03:06Well, like, sort of a full inspection?
03:09All sorts could be going on on your backside, Paul.
03:13You don't look, do you?
03:14No, we don't.
03:15It's a difficult thing to talk about, isn't it, really?
03:18Your bottom?
03:19Yes.
03:20Bob, are you watching your float?
03:22Is it of no interest to you that such a vital part of a man's body...
03:26It is.
03:27..you never look at it?
03:29Well, you can't, can you?
03:30Yeah, you can.
03:32Well, it's difficult, Bob.
03:33You could bend over in front of the mirror.
03:35Yeah, you're better off getting somebody else to look at it for you.
03:38Do you think there's job opportunities there?
03:40Look at the bottom.
03:41There's many jobs.
03:42A bottom-gazer.
03:43Yeah.
03:44What are we checking for, by the way?
03:46I don't know.
03:47What if someone's drawn on it?
03:49In your sleep, or...
03:50Well, is that...
03:51Or it's got a growth on it, or something?
03:53Well, yeah, you should get it checked,
03:55but it's probably better to get it checked by a health professional than...
03:59Is that what you want?
04:00Do you want me to...?
04:02I might open a little booth in me local pub.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:09A little curtain and a cubicle.
04:10Yeah.
04:11Bottom check.
04:12How long before you're cancelled and or arrested?
04:15Yeah, but...
04:16Bob Mortimer's bottom check hub.
04:19But...
04:20All welcome.
04:21I should think...
04:22I can say...
04:23Simply remove some of your clothing, bend over, and all will be well.
04:28I'll give it a little pat so you can clear it a goal.
04:31It's a shame with Ted Rubber's prime, isn't it?
04:53It is.
04:54I think he milks it a bit, don't you?
04:56Well, of course he does, yeah.
04:58When we get to the accommodation, I've arranged for a lady to come
05:01who does, like, doggy massage, because it's his joints.
05:05Oh, oh, that's nice.
05:07That's nice, Bob.
05:08What's that, have you?
05:09I mean, he's a bit overweight, you know,
05:11which puts a lot of strain on it.
05:15I wonder if you think of this doggy as any, Puck.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Oh, that'll be a thing, wouldn't it?
05:21It would sell well, because these people with the little handbags...
05:23I'll go after you.
05:25I've gone in on your bum clinic, and dog Zempic.
05:29Dog Zempic?
05:30Dog Zempic.
05:31Oh, come in.
05:33Is this, and is this Pom Pom here?
05:36It's an adult.
05:38I see.
05:39The Pom Pom is so lovely.
05:40So lovely.
05:41Carrying a little bit.
05:42He's just a tiny, tiny few ounces over.
05:45He's a little bit plump.
05:46Have you thought of this?
05:48Dog Zempic.
05:49Dog Zempic.
05:50Na na na na.
05:51Would you like me to check your bottom?
05:54I got here.
06:05I've got a knock.
06:06You've got a knock?
06:07Yep.
06:08Really?
06:09Yeah.
06:10There it goes.
06:11Yep.
06:12Go on.
06:13Yes.
06:14Yes, I'm in.
06:15Get a net, Bob.
06:17Well, that's not a perch, Paul.
06:20No, this ain't a perch, mate.
06:23So this'll be one of the carb, yeah?
06:26It'll be one of the monk's carb.
06:28The monk's carb.
06:29Wow.
06:30And what was that on a bit of corn?
06:32Yeah.
06:33I've got the net.
06:35Paul, he's not big, look.
06:37He's not big?
06:38Well, he's not bad.
06:39He's putting up a fight like this.
06:41Look at it.
06:45Got him?
06:46Yep.
06:47Yes!
06:48Whoa!
06:49Ho-ho-ho!
06:50So, since the 12th century, this family's been amazing, isn't it?
06:55Yeah, and look at that scale pattern, Bob.
06:58Look how beautiful it is.
06:59And they're all different.
07:01Like a fingerprint?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Look at that.
07:04Wow.
07:05He's amazing.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Look at this.
07:08They're like oyster shells.
07:09Yeah.
07:10You're putting him back, ain't he?
07:11Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:12There we go.
07:13All right, beautiful.
07:15And away!
07:16And away!
07:17Well done.
07:18That was great, wasn't it?
07:19Let's celebrate with a bit of lunch, yeah?
07:20All right, mate, yeah.
07:21Lovely.
07:22You can stop if you want.
07:23It'll take us a few minutes.
07:24I'll have a lower cast or two, Bob.
07:25Okay.
07:26After that, though, I doubt there'll be much sooner, but I'll give it a go.
07:29Okey-doke.
07:30All right.
07:31Little toady.
07:32Off you go.
07:33Boing!
07:34Boing!
07:35Boing!
07:36Boing!
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08:06Oh, you've smelt it, have you, Ted?
08:09What's that salmon, is it?
08:12Yeah.
08:12It smells nice like it does, doesn't it?
08:14It's not for you, Ted.
08:16Yeah, but it is.
08:18No, it's not for you.
08:19Yeah, but it is.
08:21Do you want a piece of cucumber?
08:24No, I want to go to a motorcycle event.
08:29Will you look at you?
08:31You haven't been eating toads, have you?
08:33No.
08:34Was it tasty?
08:36Yeah, it's lovely.
08:37No, no, no.
08:42It's not for you, Ted.
08:44Yeah, but it is.
08:46No, it's not for you.
08:47Yeah, apart from the fact that it is.
09:04I don't know, look at you on a little toadstool, like a...
09:07Good spot, isn't it?
09:07...creepy elf.
09:09Oh, cucumber sandwiches.
09:11Tin salmon, cucumber and strawberry.
09:14Strawberry?
09:14It was just a punt.
09:15It might work.
09:17What do you mean?
09:17You haven't even done any research?
09:19No.
09:19You've just thrown a strawberry at it?
09:21Well, it's a season of strawberries, isn't it?
09:23So I thought, why not?
09:27Mmm.
09:28Mmm.
09:30I think it's pretty good.
09:31Yeah, pretty refreshing.
09:32Pretty refreshing, yeah.
09:34What a sandwich.
09:38Do you see the low-flying housewives?
09:41They're coming in really low sometimes.
09:42Look at that, skimming the...
09:44Actually skimmed the surface.
09:45Are you enjoying the fishing?
09:51I am, because there is something meditative
09:53about looking at a float, isn't there?
09:55For sure.
09:56Yeah.
09:56Do you know it's an old Confucian thing?
09:58Like, to fish, but don't use any bait.
10:01So you just get in that zone
10:02and just watch your float, yeah.
10:06Are we going to move to a different spot, do you think?
10:09Yeah, I think we should move on.
10:10Lovely.
10:10Yeah.
10:12Come on, then.
10:13You do have to keep walking, you know, Ted.
10:18Beautiful.
10:23See, that'll do it.
10:28That's great.
10:34I've got one of these junk books, you know.
10:36What do you mean, a junk book?
10:37You know, what are they called? Self-help.
10:39Yeah, why is it junk to you?
10:40Because no-one ever acts on it,
10:42and it's not scientific.
10:44It'll say something like,
10:46live your life with your left eye
10:49wider open than your right eye.
10:51Well, it won't, will it?
10:52Well, whatever, it'll give some of its junk advice,
10:54and it's not falsifiable.
10:57You cannot apply scientific method to it.
10:59Look at your float.
11:00Some people derive, you know, a lot of harm and well-being from self-help books.
11:09There are two types of people, radiators and drains.
11:12Radiators are the people who radiate warmth.
11:14If you've got radiators in your life, you snuggle up to them.
11:18Me?
11:18Yeah?
11:19Yeah, and drains.
11:19Drains, on the other hand.
11:21Do what they say on the tin.
11:23Like energy vampires, they literally suck the energy out of you.
11:26Tell me what you can do with that.
11:28Well, I think it applies very well to us, Bob, doesn't it?
11:31I think I'm more radiate if you'd snuggle up to me.
11:34No one would snuggle up to your bony, angular, brittle frame.
11:38See, I should do self-help, Bob.
11:48Yeah.
11:48They must sell, because there are millions of them, aren't they?
11:50Yeah.
11:51People looking for something.
11:52Yeah.
11:53In the absence of religion.
11:56Everyone needs it.
11:57It's because of phones and these books and everything.
11:59There's a terrible tendency for everyone to think that everyone else's life is better than theirs.
12:04Yeah, that's true.
12:04And I think that causes a lot of trouble with people.
12:06You know me, Paul.
12:09Give, give, give.
12:10I eat pie, I watch the TV.
12:12Yep, that's it.
12:12And it's not a great achievement, but...
12:15No, because you've had some accolades in your time, Bob.
12:18I've never had the one I want, though, pie eating.
12:20I was going to say, but if you...
12:21What do you call your book?
12:22Beyond Pie.
12:24Is there anything beyond pie?
12:26I don't know.
12:30Like, I don't know what people are chasing, you know.
12:32Just have the best time you can.
12:33Watch the telly, don't feel bad about it.
12:37What if it's rubbish?
12:39Put something else on, Paul.
12:41OK.
12:41I like your style, thank you.
12:50Quiet around here, isn't it?
12:52We'll have to go, in fact, because we've got an appointment with Ted's masseur stars.
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh, all right.
13:03Come on, Ted.
13:04I can't believe we've failed again, Paul.
13:06Well, I can.
13:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:08The elusive perch search continues, Bob, doesn't it?
13:11But we'll try the river tomorrow.
13:13Yep.
13:14Oh, we will, Robert.
13:15It's quite remote, the place we're staying.
13:21Yeah, nice.
13:22Are you going to give me any clues or not?
13:23Bucolic.
13:24Yeah.
13:25Traditional.
13:26Yeah.
13:26Cozy.
13:27Sylvan.
13:28That's wooded.
13:29Comfortable.
13:30Yeah.
13:31And in the middle of nowhere.
13:32OK.
13:33Nice.
13:33So your screams won't be heard at night.
13:40Ooh, nice.
13:42You like it?
13:43Yeah.
13:43Go on then, let's get in.
13:46Hey, Ted, isn't this lovely?
13:49Built in AD 1791, Paul.
13:52How do you know that, Bob?
13:56Ooh.
13:57Ooh, it's a cosy little room here, Paul.
13:59Have a look.
13:59Oh, yeah.
14:00I believe they call that a snog.
14:03Where's Ted?
14:03Can we leave him outside?
14:05Teddy!
14:06Come on, Ted.
14:07Bedroom's fault.
14:08Come on in.
14:09Oh!
14:09Ooh, you all right?
14:11I'll go left.
14:12OK.
14:13I'm, in a nutshell, double bed, low ceiling, very pleasant.
14:17Well, mine's quaint, but I think I'd better take that room, Bob.
14:21No.
14:25You bang all night.
14:27Paul, this is my room.
14:30Please, look, it's a beautiful bed.
14:32It's a cane.
14:32I'll come and stand at the bottom of your bed all night like this.
14:34LAUGHTER
14:35So I would get some tea on, Paul, but we're waiting for Ruth McDonagh, who's a canine masseur,
14:45who's going to give Tedder once-over.
14:48Ooh.
14:48Do you, have you ever believed...
14:50Have a dog massage?
14:52Have a dog massage you?
14:54Be fun.
14:55Cats do it a bit, don't they?
14:56They do a bit of that, don't they?
14:57My cat does, so I use him to mash me potatoes.
14:59LAUGHTER
15:00You know, the new couple have moved into your square next to you.
15:05Yeah.
15:05What do they do?
15:05Well, she is an interior designer, and he is an interior designer.
15:12HE WHISTLES
15:13I believe.
15:15And their children were there, do you know what they do for them?
15:19Samantha's an interior designer, and Nigel's an interior designer.
15:24LAUGHTER
15:25Chin-chin.
15:28Ooh, there's Ruth.
15:30You going to look after her?
15:31Yeah.
15:34Come on, Teddy.
15:35Come on, come, Ted.
15:36Come on, Mr Ted.
15:37Come on, Ted.
15:39Come on, Mr Ted.
15:40So, is this OK for you?
15:42That's perfect.
15:44Brilliant.
15:44And what are we going to do today, Ruth, with Ted?
15:46We are going to give him a nice...
15:49I do what I like.
15:50Who's this bird you've got here?
15:52Taylor, bit of respect.
15:54I'm only having a laugh with you, Ruthie.
15:56Yeah, be careful, madam.
15:58All right?
15:58I certainly will.
16:00I'm a dog of a certain age.
16:01You know, I have principles.
16:03You are, aren't you?
16:04I'm just being quite gentle, because he's an older gentleman.
16:18Yeah.
16:19You don't want to go in too hard.
16:20So I'm just going down his spine, just gently either side of his spine,
16:25just to see if there's anything going on.
16:28I tell you what, Ruthie's going to be wonderful.
16:32Oh, you're reaching parts of me that no-one has ever reached before.
16:38Oh, Ted, what do you reckon, eh?
16:41We work, because we work sort of around the spine...
16:44Yeah.
16:45...and up here as well.
16:46See, on the head, on the cranium.
16:48What do you reckon to that, Ted?
16:49Is that OK?
16:51Yeah?
16:51Um, the cerebral fluid that obviously goes down the spinal cord,
16:56goes all the way down here.
16:58Oh, right, OK.
16:58So that ebbs and flows, um, I think it's six hours down, six hours back.
17:04Same as the tide.
17:04Like a tide?
17:05Yeah, yeah.
17:06God, I never knew that.
17:09Oh, did you see that there?
17:11Ooh, yeah.
17:12God, Ted!
17:13That's tension, isn't it, Ted?
17:15Look at him go.
17:17Good boy, it's OK.
17:20All right, then, Ruth, and I'll leave you with your climate.
17:22Bloody good job at home.
17:24See you in a bit.
17:25Sure, eh.
17:41Ah!
17:45Oh, Bob, thought I'd come outside, boss.
17:50Ted's lost.
17:51He's in the zone.
17:52Does it seem to work?
17:54Yeah, he's like, he's on the tap.
17:55Ooh, it's just a little snack.
17:57He's in safe hands, isn't he?
17:59Yeah.
17:59Apparently in a previous job.
18:01Mm.
18:02Oh, here's Ted.
18:07Here he is.
18:08He should be a bit looser for you.
18:10Oh, thank you so much.
18:11He's having a good reverse sneeze there.
18:13Come on, Ted.
18:13Come on, Ted, did he?
18:14Oh, he's on the beans.
18:15Come on.
18:24Did you enjoy that, Ted?
18:25Thank you, Ruth.
18:26Cheerio, Ruth.
18:27Hello, Teddy.
18:28Bit queen cracker, don't you, mate?
18:30Yeah.
18:31Shall we take Ted for a walk, then?
18:34Yeah, you want to go for a walk, Ted?
18:35Of course he does.
18:36Come on, Ted.
18:38Oh, f***.
18:38Sorry.
18:41You all right?
18:41Oh, no, he's on the raving lemon cheese.
18:43Oh, no, Ted, Ted, no, I'll let you go.
18:44No.
18:45No.
18:45Oh, jeez, that's half a pound of cheddar.
18:48Come on, Ted.
18:52Come on, Teddy.
18:52Come on, Teddy.
18:52Hello, Fulchester, one, two, three.
19:17What's that? Germany has invaded Poland.
19:23I'll go and tell my wife immediately.
19:27Wife?
19:30Breakfast, Paul. There you go. There's your watermelon.
19:34Wow, watermelon!
19:35I used this little machine. I hope you appreciate that touch.
19:39Well, it has chunked it a bit, isn't it? Yeah.
19:42Have you heard Ted?
19:44You hear him?
19:49He's knackered, isn't he? What is it? Nine in the morning or something?
19:52Well, I remember he heard his massage yesterday.
19:54Teddy, wake up!
19:55He's not having it, is he?
19:57I'm taking you down to the River Y today, my favourite river.
20:01Yeah.
20:02But, of course, when you're on the Y, you could catch anything, Paul.
20:04Yeah, that's true.
20:05Breen?
20:06Yeah.
20:07No.
20:10Ted!
20:12Come on.
20:14It's had a few lean years, hasn't it, the Y?
20:20Not in the best condition at times.
20:22But it's always a joy to go there, isn't it?
20:24What a place to be.
20:25It is glorious.
20:26Oh, it's beautiful. Look at it. Isn't it?
20:27God, what a lovely bay.
20:39There's a little pool here, Paul.
20:40Yeah?
20:41Where I'm hoping the perch may dwell in their thousands.
20:44Are you going to help me?
20:45Yep.
20:47Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
20:48Whoop, whoop, whoop.
20:49Whoop.
20:50Whoop, whoop.
20:51Whoop.
20:52Whoop.
20:53So, what you've cast just on the edge of the faster waters, they call it like the crease,
20:54Well, in their thousands.
21:00You gonna help me? Yep.
21:10So, I want you to cast just on the edge of the faster waters.
21:14They call it, like, the crease.
21:16And that's your kind of line to let that float go down
21:19and occasionally hold it back a little bit, you know?
21:22But that's good, hold it back like that every now and then.
21:25It makes the bait rise up a little bit and that's lovely like that.
21:31Nicely done though, Bob. Hey, thanks.
21:33Yeah. It was.
21:37I'm not patronising you, I mean it.
21:39I can't imagine what you say to your angling mates about me.
21:52Yeah.
21:55Lovely.
21:58Come on.
22:01Oh!
22:02You in?
22:07Look at that. Paul, look at that cow down there.
22:09See the white cow in the river?
22:11She really wants something to take on that swim, doesn't she?
22:14Aye, mate.
22:18Shall I have a go?
22:20Give it a go, Paul.
22:21Yeah.
22:32It's a lovely atmosphere, isn't it?
22:34Mm.
22:35Mm.
22:43Hey, Aaron, yeah?
22:44Yeah.
22:45You're lazy, lazy gay.
22:46Lazy gay, yeah.
22:47Plenty of time.
22:48You're so busy, Paul.
22:49Yeah.
22:50You are.
22:51No, I'm not.
22:52You are.
22:53You're incredibly busy.
22:54Okay.
22:55The busiest man I've ever known.
22:56No, I'm not.
22:57Yes, you are.
22:58I think maybe you're trying to escape from yourself.
23:01Oh, God.
23:02Is this your new self-help book?
23:03Yeah, I've been reading my self-help book.
23:05Maybe I'm being simplistic, but I'm imagining a new self-help book.
23:09You know, they can just relax, let the river flow past, let the telly produce its goods,
23:24and they're content.
23:26I don't think you can handle that.
23:28I don't think you can handle it.
23:29You better go somewhere.
23:30You'll go to the coffee shop.
23:31You'll meet someone.
23:32You're forever saying, oh, I'm going to this thing tonight.
23:33Oh, I'm going to this.
23:34Oh, I went to this premiere.
23:35Oh, I went to this premiere.
23:36And I'm going to this.
23:37Oh, I went to this premiere.
23:38Oh, I don't.
23:39Of this new Dutch clog musical.
23:40Oh, I don't.
23:41I said, what are you going to that for?
23:44Dutch clog musical.
23:45You know, but that total thing, you say, oh, I went to that.
23:47Oh, I went to that.
23:48Oh, for sure I'm going to the Dutch clog musical premiere.
23:51Yes, my friend.
23:52You would.
23:53Relax, man.
23:56Come live with me, bro, yeah?
23:59And after seven days, you'll find yourself.
24:03Your lazy self.
24:04Hey, I tell you what, find your lazy self.
24:07That's the title of my new book.
24:09I know it is.
24:10I just gave it to you.
24:12I love your new book.
24:14Can I have a signed copy?
24:16Come on, I can do this, Paul.
24:21Of course you can, Bobby.
24:22There you go, sir.
24:24Try and keep that rod as still as possible, Bob.
24:27If the fish takes it.
24:29Oh, he's in.
24:30I'm in.
24:31Bloody hell, he's in already.
24:32Check me out.
24:33Check me out.
24:34Get me out of the trees, Bob.
24:35Oh.
24:36It's not massive.
24:37What is it, Bob?
24:38Could be a perch.
24:39We don't know what it is.
24:40It's not barbel.
24:41No.
24:42Or is it a chub?
24:43I can see it's chub, innit?
24:45Chub?
24:46Yeah.
24:47Chub.
24:48Good chub, mate.
24:49Wow.
24:50Oh, it's not a perch, Bob.
24:52Oh, no.
24:53Get in.
24:54Oh, no, but a nice chub.
24:56Look at that, Bob.
24:57Wow.
25:01Look at that.
25:02Look at the light shining up there.
25:03Look at that.
25:04Beauty.
25:05Shall we get him back?
25:06Yeah, point him upstream.
25:09He's a good old chub, innit?
25:10Look.
25:11And bosh.
25:12And he's off, Bob.
25:13And away.
25:14Look at him go, look.
25:16Wow.
25:19I'm kind of funky.
25:22You're kind of funky.
25:24You're kind of chunky.
25:25Funky.
25:26You are a monkey.
25:27That's for sure.
25:30Brilliant.
25:31Well done, Bob.
25:35So, Paul, shall we move on?
25:37Maybe try downstream a bit?
25:39Yeah, okay.
25:40All right.
25:42Come, Ted.
25:43Ted.
25:44Get out.
25:45I'm foraging.
25:46No, it's not time for foraging.
25:48Come on.
25:49I'm bloody foraging.
25:51Better out than in.
25:56Wait for me.
26:10Come on.
26:11Come on.
26:21Ooh.
26:23A big perch must look magnificent.
26:25I know.
26:27Are we doomed to never catch one, Bob?
26:29That last bite, you know, I think it might have been a big perch.
26:46Well...
26:47Dragged it right along, you know?
26:48Yeah.
26:49Well, you never know.
26:50You in?
26:51Yeah.
26:52Well done, mate.
26:53Don't mind anymore.
26:54Well, it's a perch, Paul.
26:55Yeah.
26:56Wow.
26:57Quite a nice, pretty one.
26:58It's a very pretty perch, Bob.
26:59Thin up, look.
27:00Imagine if we catch a big one, Bob.
27:01Scary, wouldn't it?
27:02And away.
27:03And away.
27:04And away.
27:05They're so beautiful, aren't they?
27:06They are.
27:07Might be the last one we get, Paul.
27:08Might be, Bobby.
27:09Oh, I don't want to say I'm done, but maybe we should.
27:10What do you think?
27:11Oh, man.
27:12We're cursed, aren't we?
27:13We shouldn't complain.
27:14We've had a good couple of days, haven't we?
27:16We have.
27:17We have.
27:18We have.
27:19And away.
27:20And away.
27:21They're so beautiful, aren't they?
27:22They are.
27:24Might be the last one we get, Paul.
27:27Might be, Bobby.
27:30Oh, I don't want to say I'm done, but maybe we should.
27:33What do you think?
27:35Oh, man.
27:36We're cursed, aren't we?
27:39We shouldn't complain.
27:40We've had a good couple of days, haven't we?
27:42We have.
27:43But there's an overriding sense of defeat, Paul.
27:47Which we'll only get over by going to the pub, let's be honest.
27:51I see.
27:52Drown our sorrows.
27:53Well.
27:55I wouldn't mind a pint, actually, Bill.
27:58And that is what we shall do.
27:59All right, mate.
28:12I've experienced this flight.
28:13We've reached deeper detail and we're looking at historical sleep.
28:21Ok.
28:23I probably....
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