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Coronation Street S66E151 Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00It was Christ the same
00:30in the drunk tank
00:34an old man sitting
00:38won't see another one
00:44and I only sang a song
00:48the rare old mountain tune
00:52that turned my face away
00:55I love it
00:57I dream about you
01:00got on a lucky one
01:05come in like 10 to 1
01:09I've got a feeling
01:12that's yours from me
01:16so happy Christmas
01:21I love you baby
01:25I can see a better
01:29thank you
01:30everyone needs for the song
01:32well all our dreams
01:33come true
01:34hey
01:36they got cars big as bars
01:49they got rivers of gold
01:51but the wind goes right through you
01:52it's no place for the old
01:54when you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
01:57you promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00you were handsome
02:01you were pretty queen
02:02I knew your city
02:03when the band finished playing
02:04you know she's invited Adam and Alya don't you?
02:08oh don't
02:09I mean she could have invited one of your exes
02:11balance it out a bit
02:12who's she?
02:13the cat's mother?
02:15do you like what I got Eva?
02:17it reminds me of that quote from the bible
02:20pearls before swine
02:22ma
02:23what?
02:24why is everyone so serious?
02:26come on
02:27it's Christmas
02:28our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas
02:32a secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35oh of course not
02:36Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38the mouth on that
02:40let me get you one Megan
02:42wait till you taste it
02:43you'll die
02:45mwah
02:46don't let her get to you
02:48rise above it
02:49oh I'm rising
02:51practically transcendental
02:58closed?
03:00closed on Christmas day?
03:02I
03:04I mean it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07they will be opening later I believe
03:09family meal?
03:11I mean lucky for some eh?
03:13in case of I'm alright Jack
03:15if ever I've heard one
03:17happy birthday David
03:19yeah
03:20ta
03:21oh yes happy er
03:23hmm
03:24you know
03:26Merry Christmas
03:27you're a little late for last minute shopping aren't you?
03:29oh no I wish
03:30no
03:31wouldn't late for work
03:32see
03:33yes
03:34fascinating
03:35ah
03:36ah
03:37not surprised he
03:38he doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:40why?
03:41oh
03:42what's been happening at lesbian ranch?
03:44my donation for our secret Santa?
03:55oh yeah erm the table looks dead nice Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:01now Ollie as wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:07course
04:08of course
04:09everything's under control Nan
04:12oh god
04:13he's making my favourite
04:15a bird within a bird within a bird
04:18you seen something you don't like Maggie?
04:24plenty
04:30ta da
04:31hey
04:33oh I hate leaving you on your own
04:35I'm gonna sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:40hmm
04:41well at least you know I'll come back sober
04:43yep
04:44Kev's enough to make anyone relax
04:46right
04:47come on then me and you
04:48let's get off
04:49to see Jack and open some presents
04:51see you later
04:52see you later
04:53oh some presents
04:54more presents
05:04it just feels weird being here
05:05especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed dog
05:08well they invited us
05:09and Ollie's meant to be a great cook so
05:11come on
05:12open it
05:16it's symbolic
05:17for what?
05:18the key to your heart
05:19listen
05:21I love you
05:22and I think we should move in together
05:25in fact
05:26we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:29are you serious?
05:30yeah I'm serious
05:32Ollie and Isaiah
05:33will you make me the happiest man on earth
05:35and move in with me
05:37I'd love to
05:41Kurt what did you think you were doing?
05:42ah come on babe
05:43it's Christmas one or two won't hurt
05:45hmm
05:46as long as it's only one or two
05:47a bird
05:48bird within a bird within a bird sounds very
05:52Henry VIII
05:54hmm
05:55divorced beheaded died
05:56divorced beheaded
05:57survived
05:59I always find that last one very disappointing
06:03hey
06:04hey
06:05Merry Christmas
06:06Merry Christmas Daniel
06:07hello young man
06:08he's present
06:09oh and is this your little guy
06:12couldn't you just eat him
06:14come here to me
06:16oh you're gorgeous
06:18you must stay for dinner
06:20we'll set two more places
06:22we have more company
06:24well I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be
06:26hey us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:29perfect
06:31perfect
06:32we'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:35and would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar
06:39thought we weren't doing gifts
06:41well aren't you going to open it?
06:42a weekend away at the Dovedale spa for two
06:54oh wow
06:55that's supposed to be amazing
06:58thank you
06:59Will?
07:11sorry about him
07:13he's missing his girlfriend
07:15Chloe and Hull
07:17bless him
07:22so Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas has she?
07:25did she fly?
07:26yeah bless her
07:27oh I so miss air travel
07:30you know the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:32in-flight entertainments
07:34and on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:37the giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:40I hope you two don't want feeding
07:43David!
07:44worry not
07:46we're not peripatetic noshers
07:48we just drop by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50and a happy birthday of course
07:52sorry David's a bit stressed
07:54his birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:57well I'm not bothered
07:58do I look bothered?
07:59yes David actually you look incredibly bothered
08:01oh the curse of the light fingered postman strikes again
08:05Abidemi is not light fingered
08:07Abidemi's quite fit actually
08:09oh broad
08:10you know mother swore blind that she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:15did they arrive?
08:16did they poncho?
08:18Gail sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:21whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23I mean I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:29well it's classic Gail isn't it?
08:30she's got a postcode to house that she lived at for four million years
08:34could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:35I don't want a stupid present anyway
08:39oh
08:42now that
08:44is one hell of a moist breast
08:47oh
08:48lumptious that's what it is
08:50oh we taste buds think it's Christmas
08:52oh hang on a minute
08:53it is!
08:54it is Christmas!
08:55and compliments to the chef
08:56yeah
08:57thank you Todd
08:58cheers
08:59cheers
09:00I'm the sous chef
09:03did you get my email?
09:05oh I'm so sorry that's so rude of me
09:08yes thank you very much
09:10what email?
09:12oh
09:13Summer's got him the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:16lovely
09:17oh I
09:18I'm jealous
09:19I am I am spitting feathers
09:21right so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:23so I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:27including a Q&A with the man himself
09:30oh
09:31was Andrew Scott in Hettie Wainthrop?
09:32oh a lucky Hettie
09:35I don't think so
09:37didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:40I don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:45ah what did the kids get you for you?
09:46was it socks and smellies?
09:47oh
09:48kids honestly
09:50they can be so unimaginative can't they?
09:51do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:53what?
09:55a pencil sharpener
09:56no they've not got me now yet but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:02yeah
10:03I erm
10:04I got to try the form
10:05didn't I love?
10:06yeah
10:07it's gorgeous
10:08oh
10:09oh isn't it amazing we can get the 50 piece shop these guys
10:11oh
10:12oh
10:13but Andrew Scott though eh?
10:14oh
10:15I don't think him he is
10:16he thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:17he's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:21oh yes
10:22no I know I know
10:23yeah yeah
10:24speaking of Vickers
10:25but he's taking his time isn't he?
10:27yeah
10:28it's his busiest day of the year innit?
10:29no
10:30oh
10:31all these hot priests everywhere eh?
10:33ha ha ha
10:34what a lucky boy you are Todd eh?
10:36ha ha
10:37this is lovely
10:38mmm
10:39mmm
10:40really good
10:41yes
10:45you all right Lisa Lou?
10:47I got a text from Roy
10:49he says you rang the hotel that Carla booked on and she never checked in
10:53oh no biggie
10:54maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:57well obviously she went somewhere else
10:59the question is where and she's disabled the tracker on her phone so
11:03right
11:06well
11:07I'm nipping out for an hour
11:08what now?
11:09well
11:10I can't divulge too much but even on Christmas day there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:14Crikey you're in and out more times than I think Carla
11:19sorry
11:20mhm
11:23sorry
11:35hey
11:36I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here
11:38Maggie kinda press ganged us
11:40yeah she's good at that it's fine darling
11:42you okay?
11:43my letter
11:45which letter?
11:46the letter?
11:47I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51look let me have a look in your bag maybe a fresh bit of ice
11:57I've done nothing but check it fill your boots
11:58I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
11:59well if it has someone's obviously chucked it which is a good thing no news is good news
12:04I feel sick it's not there is it?
12:05no
12:06oh do you know what Maggie's been so off with me
12:07but then she's like that every day ain't she?
12:08I'm sure if she'd found it you'd know by now
12:09yeah that's true
12:10look calm down
12:11deep breaths
12:12all right Ben
12:13everything all right in here?
12:14yeah fine
12:15everything all right
12:16I'd better um
12:17listen babe I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:18I know I'm sorry
12:19what happens to you?
12:20I don't know what you've done
12:21I don't know what you've done
12:22but then she's like that every day ain't she?
12:23I'm sure if she'd found it you'd know by now
12:25yeah that's true
12:26look calm down
12:27deep breaths
12:29all right Ben
12:30everything all right in here?
12:31yeah fine
12:32I'd better um
12:33listen babe I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:46I know I'm sorry
12:47what happens the next time we walk in he's unhooking your bra
12:50he was just giving me a pep talk
12:51with his fingers
12:52babe I was just getting warmed up about Maggie he was just calming me down
12:56so come to me not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:58I know I'm sorry
12:59look for what it's worth I'm sorry about my ma
13:02which bit?
13:03all of her
13:04come on babe strengthen the numbers
13:25all right?
13:27sorry to hear about your mum
13:31yeah
13:32it's what it is
13:34happens to us all eventually I guess
13:42you must miss her
13:43being daft really but
13:45yeah
13:46nothing daft about it
13:48people are still around you want to make the most of him
13:51it's what we need isn't it?
13:55what?
13:56human contact
14:00you haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:06yeah but that looks like your doorstep
14:08doesn't it?
14:09that's nothing like our doorstep you plump
14:12well Mary said it was
14:14well has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:16well it might have been Brian
14:19have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:22no they came round for Christmas drinks
14:25oh since when were you pally with Brian and Mary?
14:28I'm not
14:29you've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:31look I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:34happy birthday David love mum
14:37yeah
14:38yeah I suppose
14:39well you don't mind I'm not bothered anyway
14:41didn't want to tell your face that
14:42do you know what Tim forget it
14:44mmm
14:48nice ta
14:51very festive
14:53I made that
14:55yeah
14:57bit dry
14:59well now you've had your meds and some scram
15:02you're gonna leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:05no I'm not
15:07I'm not doing it
15:09you know when she realises I'm missing
15:12she'll come looking for me
15:14oh right
15:15do you really think so?
15:18you see that's not the impression I got last night when she was
15:22oh no I don't want to rub it in
15:26you can probably smell her perfume on me
15:29if I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:35it's only a matter of time before this due to
15:37Oi Miss World shut your face
15:40just need to reply to my lease
15:47oh she wants me
16:01maybe I'm just better than you
16:04oh did I mention that we slept together last night
16:08again
16:09my bad
16:11naughty Becky
16:12that's what she said actually
16:16he's acting like you're used to a serious
16:27oh come on it's not like I got him a present
16:30or me
16:31oh really?
16:33well I feel a bit daft now
16:37but open it then
16:42a new earbuds? thanks
16:47there you are
16:52I feel I should be banging a gong
16:54come in now will you?
16:56dinner is served
16:58oh
17:00i've got a skirt on
17:05it's a skirt
17:06oh
17:07sound of music
17:08yes
17:09my girl
17:12oh
17:14i love that film
17:15i played maria on the ship
17:16oh here we go
17:17We did the whole thing in 40 minutes.
17:19It was basically Edith's highlights.
17:21It was me spinning around on the Alp,
17:23and then it cut straight to that Rolf pulling a gun on those poor kiddies.
17:26Good heavens.
17:27Oh, they thought of their kiddies.
17:28The wrong side of third.
17:30No, still.
17:31The audience went nuts for it.
17:33Loads of these fascinating anecdotes are Glenda.
17:35If you're ever suffering from insomnia,
17:36phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty bang.
17:39Here we go.
17:40OK, here's the song.
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting.
17:43Shut up!
17:44Five words.
17:45Yes, please, love.
17:47First word, first word.
17:49You OK?
17:51They're not answering.
17:52Who?
17:53I'm trying to video call the kids.
17:56No.
17:57What are you doing?
17:59Oh, he's a little more tipsy than he thinks, eh?
18:05I'll, um...
18:06Yes, boy.
18:08Oh, there works.
18:10This is so much better than Tracey's nuts.
18:13What is it exactly?
18:15Mm-hmm.
18:16Mm-hmm.
18:17It's a bird within a bird within a bird.
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.
18:24Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mm, so are the roasties.
18:27Mm.
18:28And this nut roast is definitely nut crusty.
18:30My grandson is a very special cook.
18:33In fact, all my boys are special.
18:36And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren.
18:41Mm.
18:44How are the kids, well?
18:45Yeah, fine.
18:46You're not tempted to stay with them.
18:50My boys deserve only the best.
18:53In life, in work, and especially in love.
18:57Uh, is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:05Food first.
19:07Fun later.
19:11So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah.
19:15Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish company.
19:17I bet you're not.
19:18Nah, I am.
19:19I could burn a salad.
19:20We'll have to pouch you for speed, darling.
19:21You'll need a big pan.
19:23That wee lad's going nowhere.
19:25Wee lad?
19:26I bet you like that, mate.
19:27I think I'll always be his wee lad.
19:29A toast to my boys.
19:32Merry Christmas.
19:33Merry Christmas.
19:34Merry Christmas.
19:39Hey, the Poland Express is on later.
19:42I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together.
19:46Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev.
19:48We did this for the lads.
19:50Confuse the boundaries?
19:52I'm not throwing my lips on you.
19:53He's won.
19:54I've lost.
19:55I'm over it.
19:56Kev.
19:57Look, he might be younger than me.
19:58He might be better looking than me.
19:59Don't.
20:00You know what?
20:01I can't call with this.
20:02I've got a text card telling me we're coming home.
20:04Alfie!
20:05We need to go now, kiddo.
20:06Can you hurry up?
20:07No.
20:08No.
20:09No.
20:10No.
20:11No.
20:12No.
20:13No.
20:14No.
20:15Mobile, answer call on speakerphone.
20:36Colin?
20:39Colin, are you there?
20:43You have a weird concept, isn't it?
20:47Secret Santa.
20:48Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends
20:51for people you hardly even know.
20:53It's a family tradition.
20:55Do you know what? I actually do need socks.
20:57I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:59She did.
21:00Your pillow talk is outrageous.
21:04And the next one is for...
21:07Drum roll, please.
21:08Oh!
21:12Ben!
21:13Wee-hey!
21:18Is it a jigsaw?
21:19Oh, come on, what is it?
21:20Wouldn't you like to know?
21:25To my baby.
21:26Give it to me.
21:27Let him read it.
21:28Ben, give it to me. Please, give it to me.
21:29I said, let him read it.
21:32You bitch.
21:33Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
21:37What is it?
21:38Oh, just evidence of an affair.
21:40What?
21:41Between Eva and Adam.
21:43And Adam.
22:06Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
22:08Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart.
22:13Read it out to the group.
22:14Ma.
22:15It's a letter to the baby she aborted
22:18when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
22:21Rough patch?
22:22He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:27And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
22:31Sorry.
22:32Adam.
22:33My rock.
22:34Is this true?
22:35Your words, not mine.
22:36There was no affair.
22:37I don't think that Adam's...
22:38Babe, I can explain.
22:39Well, go ahead then.
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock
22:43when she aborted their child.
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on.
22:49Oh, please.
22:50No, I'm not having it.
22:51It's not!
22:52Because it wasn't in the first place, babe.
22:54I promise.
22:55And it's got enough all to do with you.
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:58What? No!
22:59Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot.
23:02Because you have broken my son's heart.
23:05Whether or not Eva had an abortion is, frankly, none of your business.
23:08Is it not, frankly?
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:11What she chose was infidelity.
23:13What kind of a mother are you?
23:15Daniel.
23:16To do this to your own family?
23:17And on Christmas Day?
23:18You can take that smirk off your face and all.
23:20Mate, I'm not smirking.
23:22Nothing happened.
23:23Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation.
23:26Aye.
23:27Well, misread...
23:28Oh!
23:35Yeah, yeah.
23:36Don't worry, Betsy.
23:37I'm fine.
23:38I'm having a really lovely holiday.
23:41Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there.
23:45No, I, er...
23:47I had to move in the end.
23:49I'm staying at a new place now.
23:51It's, erm...
23:52It's called...
23:54Rhubarb Hill Hotel.
23:56Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
23:57Yeah, yeah.
23:58I'm in the busing suite.
24:00Heh.
24:01Well, I hope you're having a good time.
24:04I'm...
24:05Missing you.
24:17James!
24:18Get dressed and get up.
24:19Abi's on her way back.
24:20What?
24:21Just hurry up!
24:22Be quiet.
24:23I'm calling her.
24:26Hiya, love.
24:27Er, where are ya?
24:28I'm just outside the way I go.
24:30Wicked.
24:31Er, listen, would you do me a favour?
24:32Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:36I haven't got the keys.
24:38Oh, but I...
24:39I thought you always had them.
24:40Oh, God, you lazy.
24:42Oh, no, hang on.
24:43Tell her lie.
24:44I've got them here.
24:45Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah, of course I can.
24:47I'm running out of juice.
24:48Yeah, of course I can.
24:49Give us a sec.
24:50Right.
24:51Well, come on.
24:52We need to go and get Cal's charger.
24:54One more move like that and I'm phoning the police.
24:55Why do you hate me so much?
24:56Sit down.
24:57This could take some time.
24:58Oi.
24:59Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:00Oh, I've got plenty.
25:01And don't you oi me.
25:02Lies.
25:03All lies.
25:04I never had an affair with Adam.
25:05The letter says different.
25:06He supported me while...
25:07How can you trust a silly word she says?
25:08Well, I'm supporting our baby.
25:09What?
25:10The baby was ours.
25:11The baby was ours.
25:12The baby was ours.
25:13What?
25:14The baby was ours.
25:15What was with that?
25:16What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:17What?
25:18I've got plenty, and don't you oi me.
25:20Lies, all lies.
25:22I never had an affair with Adam.
25:24The letter says different.
25:25He supported me while...
25:26How can you trust a silly word she says?
25:28Well, I was supporting our baby!
25:33What?
25:37The baby was ours.
25:44What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:47Well, I don't know, do I?
25:49I didn't think on my feet.
25:50You had a knife pointing at me.
25:52I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever.
25:55You're giving me a headache.
25:57Do you talk like this with Lies?
25:59No wonder she's gone off you.
26:01Biggest regret of my life, she said.
26:03Meeting Carla.
26:04The biggest regret of my life is following you, are you?
26:08You did not.
26:10Because I'd have known.
26:12Don't lie.
26:13Don't lie.
26:16Okay.
26:17All right.
26:18Costello.
26:19Tell me the address.
26:20The rest you do know.
26:22What rest do I know?
26:24That I broke in here.
26:25That you caught me red-handed.
26:27You know, but if... if I were you...
26:29I wouldn't have left an incriminating burner phone
26:33just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello.
26:35Oh, you're so boring.
26:38Right.
26:39Well, I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day.
26:41People to see, wives to bet.
26:44So she's not your wife, is she?
26:47Because you're officially dead.
26:49So that makes her your widow.
26:51Funny you mention dead.
26:53Because Lisa said that sleeping with you
27:05was like going to bed with a corpse.
27:09Happy Christmas, Ducky.
27:15Oh.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:18Oh.
27:19Oh, now that is what I call a beautiful set of conflinks, aren't they?
27:35Aren't you lucky?
27:36You.
27:37Yeah.
27:38It wasn't a good service, Billy.
27:40It was.
27:41It was lovely.
27:42Was it all Christmasy?
27:43It was.
27:44It was.
27:45We had carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards.
27:47Oh, mince pies.
27:48You should have gone, George.
27:50Oh.
27:51Was there, erm, mulled wine?
27:53It's a family service, love.
27:55Not happy hour at the legs of man.
27:58You all right over there, Theo?
28:00Oh, sorry.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh.
28:03Are we outstaying our welcome?
28:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:05Oh, wait.
28:06Tell us.
28:07Well, no, you can tell me.
28:08I mean, I'm very hard to offend.
28:10Unless it's racism, I do take offence at that.
28:13No, no.
28:14Honestly, of course not.
28:15You're fine.
28:16You've got a worse actor than she is.
28:20Actually, that's bullying, that.
28:22I'm going to torture my union.
28:24National Union of Brace and Barmates.
28:26Speaking of which, shall we, erm, shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Yes.
28:32Oh, no, no, no.
28:33Don't leave on my account.
28:34Although, I think old Toddington's ready for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking a bit quiet over there, mate.
28:38I think he's had one of the eight.
28:39I'm fine.
28:40Well, that's what they all say.
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy, he'll miss you.
28:44Found out today he's got a thing for old priests.
28:46I have to get myself a dog collar.
28:48Joe's butt onto your castle.
28:49LAUGHTER
28:50All right, well, erm...
28:52Yeah, well, yeah, well...
28:54Nice to see you both.
28:55I'll see you briefly.
28:56Come here.
28:57Yeah, sorry about that, don't you?
28:59No, no.
29:00Oh!
29:01You get your bag and I'll get your coat.
29:03Come here.
29:04Merry Christmas.
29:05And thanks ever so much.
29:09Bye, love.
29:10Bye, Summer.
29:11Yeah, get that down there.
29:12All right.
29:15You know full well when we were going through a rough patch,
29:17and you know full well why we were.
29:19Don't put that on me.
29:20So this abortion's on me, is it?
29:22The only thing that I regret about that termination
29:24is not telling you.
29:26But, babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring the baby into that?
29:29You weren't even taking my calls.
29:31You were living back with the dragon.
29:32Don't call her that.
29:33And whenever we did talk to each other,
29:35we were just taking shots.
29:36And yet you still got pregnant by me.
29:39Allegedly.
29:41Don't you dare.
29:43Sorry.
29:45I was in no fit state to bring a baby and Susie up on my own.
29:49Now, if I'd have thought for one second
29:51that we were going to get back together,
29:52I would have told you.
29:55So where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:57He doesn't.
29:58Not really, except the fact that he was a supportive friend.
30:01He was meeting a client in Hull.
30:02I bumped into him at the Paragon interchange.
30:04He was getting the train.
30:05I was getting the bus.
30:07Kismet.
30:10Just to let you know, your pub is open.
30:13Oh.
30:14Oh, it's my pub when it suits you.
30:16Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in, Maggie.
30:18Get your hands as dirty as your tongue.
30:20Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:26Very exciting to be summoned here.
30:29Like this.
30:30It's very nice.
30:31Quite palatial.
30:33Mind you, you must be earning a bob or two now, aren't you?
30:37So you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:40Not me.
30:41Betts.
30:42Oh.
30:43So, er, how is she?
30:45What did she say?
30:46Erm, she said she was at a hotel.
30:48Can't believe Betts actually spoke to her.
30:50It's reassuring, though.
30:52Is it?
30:53I want to be.
30:54Well, doesn't it just confirm what you've been worrying about all along,
30:59that she's ignoring you blatantly?
31:02See.
31:04I'll make a very good barrister, I will, because I've got a very incisive mind
31:08and also I'll look great in the wig and the...
31:12Oh, I see.
31:14My glass appears to be almost entirely empty.
31:17It's a box.
31:18Hmm.
31:19It's warm, though, isn't it, in here?
31:20It's probably evaporating.
31:21Right.
31:24Hi, Bonnie, I'm home.
31:26Oh.
31:27We have company.
31:29Merry Christmas, stranger.
31:31Is that the sister?
31:32Hello.
31:34This is Roy's friend, Evelyn.
31:36Hi, I'm Kim.
31:37I, er, I spoke to Carla.
31:40Brilliant, finally.
31:41Er, how was she?
31:43It's hard to tell, really.
31:45Erm, what are you doing?
31:47I'm ringing her.
31:49Oh, please.
31:50What?
31:51Like she's going to answer.
31:55Don't you think you should just face facts, love?
31:58And what's that?
32:00You know, maybe.
32:03Maybe?
32:04Maybe.
32:06She's just not cut out to be a lesbian.
32:09No, a lot of people aren't.
32:10No, I wasn't.
32:11No, I wasn't.
32:15Sorry to send you on a wild goose chase.
32:17I honestly thought my charger was in the car.
32:19Forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on.
32:21So, what have you been up to then while me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families?
32:25Oh, just watching paint dry.
32:28Hmm.
32:29Well, sounds like me and you have had very similar days.
32:33Shall we, erm...
32:35Shall we make up for it now?
32:38Not exactly what you're thinking of.
32:40Well, come to the bedroom and I'll show you.
32:44Bye.
32:46What's that aftershave you're wearing? It smells different.
32:52Must be that old shower gel I used earlier.
32:55What's this?
32:57It's nice, innit?
32:59I found it down the side of the couch.
33:01Must be the previous tenants.
33:05Now, where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom.
33:09On a one-way ticket to paradise.
33:11I often wonder if you're a statue, because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you.
33:24That secret Santa stunt was evil.
33:27I am a grandchild down because of you.
33:31Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
33:32Why should I?
33:34She's right, it was evil.
33:36I'm not bothered.
33:39Put that drink down, Ma.
33:42And get out of my house now.
33:44I beg your pardon.
33:45I want you gone.
33:46Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:52Right first time.
33:53He's poor, beautiful face.
33:54Oh.
33:55What do you need him?
33:56It wasn't me.
33:57When a man gets hit like that, usually over a woman.
34:01No.
34:02Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:03Who doesn't have the hots for Elia.
34:04Did I just say that out loud?
34:05Yes, George.
34:06Keep it down.
34:07People might think we're swingers.
34:08Oh, like these two.
34:09Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
34:11I'll know what you're doing later.
34:12I'll know what you're doing later.
34:13I can have a nice shiner thanks to you.
34:14You had no right.
34:15Oh, shut up.
34:16No, he's right.
34:17Yeah, Adam, I'm sorry.
34:18Erm, I can't be like the other people who are a woman.
34:19Yeah, really?
34:20I can't be a woman.
34:21Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:23Or maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:24Who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:25Did I just say that out loud.
34:26Yes, George.
34:28Keep it down.
34:29People might think we're swingers.
34:30Oh, like these two?
34:31Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
34:33I'll know what you're doing later.
34:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:37We're gonna have a nice shiner thanks to you.
34:38You had no right.
34:40Shut up.
34:41No, he's right.
34:43Yeah, Adam, I'm sorry.
34:46I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
34:48I've just spoken with the weaver and she's explained everything.
34:53Accept my apology.
34:56Well, this won't be a Christmas that we forget anytime soon.
34:59You've got a lot to save yourself.
35:02Eh?
35:03Sorry.
35:05And I'll hear you've got to believe, Adam, none of it's true.
35:08Oh, I never believed a word.
35:09But you want to have a word with your mother.
35:12Has she calmed down?
35:14She's packing her bags.
35:15It's a vaster to leave.
35:16What?
35:18Any sign of Megan?
35:19She's gone home.
35:21She don't feel well.
35:23She wanted me to tell you, but whoops, I forgot.
35:26Right.
35:29Listen, I know that you've got the hots for your teacher, you little git.
35:34But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
35:36There's a good life.
35:36Right.
35:37Thanks very much for a memorable day.
35:41Shall we go next door?
35:45Hey, I always wondered why you were so weird.
35:49But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of, it's all slipping into place.
35:53David!
36:07David!
36:07David!
36:07David!
36:12Where have you been?
36:14Er, manor as well.
36:16Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work.
36:18Daniel's already gone, he said to say terraria and that.
36:22Er, you need to be careful.
36:24Do I?
36:26Yes, Will, you do.
36:27You were so vile to Daniel today.
36:29Classic.
36:30I defend him, why don't you?
36:32You're going to give the game away at this rate?
36:34And the state of him.
36:36You know, he had his hands all over my woman.
36:39You're drunk.
36:41What's she going to be like on your little weekend away?
36:45Oh, do you know what?
36:47I can't be doing with you when you're like this.
36:55Weird.
36:57I'm sorry, what is that?
36:58It's a stimulator.
36:59Your own mother has got you a...
37:01It's a vagus nerve stimulator.
37:03David, not in front of Lily.
37:05No, no, it's totally sleep.
37:06Shut up!
37:07No, that's what it is, it's an actual sleep aid.
37:10What?
37:10Granny Gail's texted, she said she's sent us all a video.
37:12Oh, get it up, get it up on sablet, go on.
37:14She'll be in our way for Andy Seren and Connors.
37:16Well, she's put it on plot chart, hasn't it?
37:17She can see it on there.
37:18Aw, I can't believe she sent a video.
37:20It's me.
37:23I speak to you today on what is, of course,
37:28our first wedding anniversary.
37:30One of the longest marriages, this.
37:32Shh.
37:32Thank you, David, for my extra-large jar of olives.
37:39Very funny.
37:41I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day.
37:46And, of course, David, happy birthday.
37:52How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:57I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid.
38:05I just wanted to say that, though I may be far away,
38:12you're all very much in my thoughts.
38:16And David and Shona,
38:19you and your baby are utmost in my heart.
38:25Life is never easy.
38:30Life is never straightforward.
38:34But we're a strong, resilient family.
38:39And we can weather any storm.
38:43I love you all very much.
38:46So, till the next time we speak,
38:52as the famous carol says,
38:55the hopes and fears
39:01of all the years
39:04are met in thee tonight.
39:08I wish you all
39:13a very happy Christmas.
39:18Happy Christmas.
39:20Aw, that was nice.
39:22Yeah, it was a lovely Christmas season.
39:26I just want to say thank you.
39:30What for?
39:34I love you for it.
39:36And just being so nice and patient today.
39:42It's our first Christmas, innit?
39:45Wanting to be special.
39:48In that case, thank you, too.
39:51For what?
39:52For being you.
39:54Your authentic self.
39:56Can't be easy.
40:00You know, with your various issues.
40:05I'm...
40:05Unless you were being sarcastic.
40:07I wasn't.
40:11Stand up.
40:14You sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:16Yeah.
40:22You sure?
40:26Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:30Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:30Isn't that, um...
40:58Oh, Jimmaflip?
41:00Maggie, yes.
41:00From the pub.
41:01Correct.
41:02Well, introduce me.
41:03I've never met her.
41:04And, you know, if we pal up,
41:05I'm thinking free drinks.
41:07Oh.
41:07Hello.
41:08Hello.
41:10Oh, I say, what a beautiful coat.
41:12I love that colour.
41:14Merry Christmas, Maggie.
41:16I don't know if you, uh,
41:17met my, uh, dear friend,
41:20Evelyn Plummer.
41:21Merry Christmas to you.
41:22And, uh, may 2026 bring you
41:24everything you wish yourself and more.
41:26Are you off travelling?
41:30Uh...
41:30Are you all right, Maggie?
41:32No.
41:32Any idiot can see she's not all right.
41:34She's in pieces.
41:35Oh.
41:36Let's just say
41:37I've fallen out with Ben.
41:40Oh, dear.
41:41Who's Ben?
41:43My son.
41:44Well,
41:45maybe it's just bad karma,
41:48you know,
41:48because you shut the pub
41:49on Christmas Day.
41:50We were having a family meal,
41:53but
41:53everything went awry.
41:57Well, if there's anything
41:58I could do.
42:01Do you know any decent hotels
42:02around here?
42:05Well, I could drive you over
42:06to Chariot Square,
42:08if you like.
42:09Good thinking, Batman.
42:12And...
42:13could you call ahead
42:14when we're en route?
42:15My phone is running out of juice.
42:17Just tell them
42:18one night,
42:20one person
42:20with breakfast,
42:22and try and get a free upgrade
42:23to a suite.
42:27Um,
42:28I'm rather sorry
42:29we came over
42:30in the chest place.
42:36And
42:36relax.
42:43My lady?
42:44Quite good, sir.
42:50I'm sorry.
42:52Isn't that my line?
42:54I should have been there for you.
42:57We got there eventually,
42:58didn't we?
43:00I'll never let you down again.
43:01And
43:18dream
43:19about
43:19you
43:21got on
43:23a lucky one
43:25came in
43:28it
43:28I ain't the one I've got for
43:58I ain't the one I've got for
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