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Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing S08E07
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00:00so Paul we're on a steam train what does that mean I think it means it's Christmas
00:08it's the Christmas show yeah yeah but it's not very Christmassy out there Bob yeah well it isn't
00:13but it's the Christmas show right do you know where we're headed I'll tell you where we're
00:21heading we're heading to the center of Christmas this year all right and who decides where it's
00:26centered me of course do you know where it might be give us a clue Ted's got a little hint oh right
00:36okay it's a Cornish pasty we're going to Cornwall Wow nice we're gonna actually on our way to go
00:49and we'll fish on a beautiful river called the River Lid in Devon they will be fishing in Cornwall
00:54really yeah we've got the award ceremony special Christmas dinner some beautiful accommodation
01:00right for our Cornish Christmas adventure lovely this carriage is called a Pullman carriage fantasy
01:08yeah it was the personal carriage of Winston Churchill and it was in this carriage that he
01:14had a meeting with General Eisenhower to discuss the D-Day landings we might be in their seats we
01:19might be in the church we'll be facing forward I've got to am I you silly egg did you call me a silly egg
01:25no no no no no no no
01:26oh
01:34wow
01:36you
01:36you
01:37you
01:37you
01:41you
01:42you
01:44Come, Ted.
01:57Good boy.
01:58I said, what a come to Devon.
02:00You told me we was going to Cornwall.
02:02We're on our way to Cornwall, Ted.
02:04Drag me down some muggy old river.
02:06What's the matter with you, old river?
02:09Any other one, I forgot his name, to be honest.
02:12So this is it, Paul.
02:14Yeah.
02:14The river Laird.
02:15Yeah, beautiful, isn't it, Bob?
02:17I'll start down there.
02:18You get in there, yeah?
02:20Righty-o.
02:21What are we fishing for, though?
02:22Well, trout and sea trout as well.
02:26Look, we've got one of those views, Paul, through there.
02:28Oh, we have.
02:29It's a portal, isn't it?
02:30It's a portal to the Magic Kingdom.
02:33Yeah.
02:34Right.
02:34Let's do it.
02:35Do you have roast potatoes and mashed potatoes with your Christmas dinner, Paul?
03:04I would, if I was offered it.
03:07You know, in Cornwall, they like to have a bit of fish.
03:11Really?
03:11What are they, French?
03:13Turbot or halibut, that sort of thing.
03:15Oh, yeah, nice.
03:15Are you caught again?
03:28Oh, thank God.
03:29You get it?
03:30Yeah.
03:34Would you describe me as fat?
03:37No.
03:39I'm overweight, but you say there's a fat bloke over there.
03:43Well, you're not really, Bob.
03:44You've got a sort of big, round head, haven't you?
03:47But you're not fat, no.
03:49Oh, he's in.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh, Bob, you all right, mate?
04:01I'm absolutely fine, Bob.
04:03Are you?
04:03I'm wet.
04:04It was a bit cold as well, wasn't it?
04:06Fat and wet.
04:08Lucky you had that layer of blubber there for buoyancy.
04:12Bloody hell, Bob.
04:13You all right?
04:14Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:15Come on, go and suck yourself out.
04:23Did you hurt yourself, Guy, any?
04:24I took a bit of a bang on the, um...
04:26On the rump.
04:29On the rump.
04:30On the rump.
04:30I've got one rump and one butter.
04:32Are you?
04:33Unusual, isn't it?
04:34It is very unusual.
04:35Oh, man.
04:40I'll tell you what, with Christmas this year, Bob,
04:42here's a little thing for you.
04:43Oh, yeah, go on.
04:44I don't think my Christmases will ever be the same.
04:47Yeah.
04:49Last Christmas, on Christmas Day,
04:52Grandad, me father-in-law, was in hospital.
04:55Yeah.
04:56And so on Christmas Day, me and me son took him his present.
04:59It was a nice little steam train calendar.
05:01Oh, yeah.
05:02But when we got there, he was fast asleep.
05:04Ah, right.
05:05And he couldn't be roused, so we just said Happy Christmas to him.
05:08And took the present back.
05:09No, we gave him the present for when he woke up and that.
05:12Yeah.
05:12And then when we got home, there was a phone call from the ward,
05:18and he died by the time we got home.
05:23We sort of thought to ourselves, me and Tom, my son,
05:26that maybe, just maybe, he heard us say Happy Christmas.
05:31Yeah.
05:31And then say goodbye.
05:33Yeah.
05:33And he thought, all right, I'll turn off now then.
05:35That was nice.
05:36Well, it's possible, isn't it?
05:37It's possible.
05:38Mm.
05:38You know, maybe.
05:39On Christmas Day.
05:40On Christmas Day.
05:45He liked steam engines and he liked beer.
05:48There's plenty of them about, isn't there?
05:49That's a man, isn't it?
05:50Yeah.
05:51Rod Stewart, he likes steam engines and beer, doesn't he?
05:54Yeah.
05:54Apparently.
05:55It's a type, isn't it?
05:56It is a type.
05:57That's too close in, I think.
06:25Ooh.
06:25I'm in, Bob.
06:28You're in?
06:29You're in?
06:29Yep.
06:30What were you thinking, little trout?
06:32No.
06:33It's not so little, and I don't know what it is yet.
06:36Well done, man.
06:37First Christmas catch.
06:39I think it's a grayling.
06:42Yes!
06:44It's a good grayling.
06:44I think it's a grayling, yeah.
06:46It is a grayling.
06:46It's a nice one, isn't it?
06:48Oh, Bob, look at him.
06:49Go on, get him.
06:51Yeah!
06:52Oh, Paul, it's a whopper.
06:54That is the biggest one we've ever caught.
06:56It is, isn't it?
06:57Look at that!
06:58See this fin?
06:59God!
06:59Yee-hee-hee!
07:00That's so beautiful, isn't it?
07:01Right.
07:02Let's get him back.
07:03Beautiful creature.
07:05Beautiful creature.
07:08There you go.
07:09And away.
07:11Well done, Paul.
07:12God, it's cold, that water, isn't it?
07:13Lovely.
07:15Are we having a cup of tea, darling?
07:16Yes, I'd love a cup of tea.
07:17I've got some special treats.
07:19Come on in.
07:19Christmas treats for you.
07:20Oh, nice.
07:27So this is me Christmas spread.
07:29Wow, look at that.
07:31Yule log, gingerbread man.
07:33That one's me.
07:35That one's you.
07:36Oh, God.
07:36Obviously.
07:37Yeah.
07:37Look what I've got here, Paul.
07:40Ooh.
07:41Minced pies heating by the camping stove.
07:43Come on, Teddy.
07:47It's nothing to do with you, Ted.
07:49Yeah, but it is.
07:51Yeah, but it is.
07:52No, it's nothing to do with you.
07:54Yeah, but it is.
07:57Nicely judged.
07:59Mr. Minced pie, as they call you.
08:01It's really heated for a while, isn't it?
08:04There you go, Teddy.
08:05I have got some cream.
08:06Top.
08:07Whoa.
08:08Ted, do you want a bit of squirty cream?
08:09I wonder if he squirted it into his mouth,
08:11if he'd just keep going.
08:12And he'd grow out the...
08:14Yeah.
08:14And then...
08:15Exactly.
08:26I'll have a go.
08:27You've got a fish with a nymph, right?
08:28Where there's one, Grayling...
08:30There's more.
08:30There's more.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Just mind those berries, right?
08:35Whoa, that's beautiful, you lucky sod.
08:37Right, keep that line off the water.
08:40Track it down.
08:42Give that little line a mend.
08:45That's it, like that, that's good.
08:49Another calf.
08:50Oh, boom, boom.
08:52Oh, nice.
08:54That's good fish, Bob.
08:55It's a good fish.
08:55I know it's a good fish.
08:56I can see it is.
08:57I think you might have a seat right there or a big gray.
09:01It's a good fish.
09:02Go on, then.
09:02Try and get it on the reel, but mainly keep contact.
09:05Okay, so now don't wind.
09:07That's a good fish, Bob.
09:08I'm on the reel!
09:10Oh!
09:12He he he!
09:14Right, you can wind a little bit.
09:15Go on.
09:16Have you got the net?
09:17Yeah.
09:20I haven't even seen it yet, Bob, have you?
09:22No, it's too big to see.
09:27It's a massive trout.
09:28All right.
09:30Oh, please, don't go.
09:32Come on.
09:32No, come on, come on.
09:33We've got to get this fish.
09:34Come on.
09:35Come on.
09:36Oh, yes!
09:38Oh!
09:39Oh!
09:39Oh!
09:42Look at the size of him!
09:44Wow.
09:45That's a lovely sea trout, Bob.
09:47Look at it.
09:47Look at him.
09:49I think we're talking records here, Paul.
09:51I'm going to get on to the mare.
09:53Oh, we'll get him back.
09:55Yeah.
09:55What a magnificent fish.
09:56Wow, well done, Bob.
09:59Hold him till he's ready.
10:01I think he'll be gone soon, but...
10:04And away!
10:06Not going to get better than that, Paul.
10:08No, it ain't, Bob.
10:09Let's go to the accommodation.
10:10Okay.
10:11Our first Christmas accommodation.
10:12Thank you for that, sir.
10:13Oh, well done, mate.
10:14I don't know if I can move, really, but...
10:15Oh, there's a big lump here, and I don't mean me.
10:18Hey!
10:20Right.
10:24Oh, that sea trout, Paul.
10:26Yeah.
10:26That's going to haunt you for years.
10:27He tugged you, didn't he, eh?
10:30Blime.
10:31You're never going to let it lie, are you?
10:33Never.
10:34No.
10:36I thought for Christmas, I'd bring you somewhere so special, it would rip your heart out of
10:48your body, cleanse it and return it fully functioning.
10:52Well, it needs a bit of an upgrade, Bob, really.
10:55Because this place is gorgeous.
10:57Whoa!
10:57Is that the sea?
10:59And to your right here, Camel Quarry House.
11:03Oh, look at that.
11:05Well, thank you, Bob.
11:08Our best yet.
11:09It's a beauty!
11:10Good thing.
11:11Cornish beauty, come on.
11:15Whoa!
11:19Tally tick.
11:20Come on, see the bedrooms.
11:22Go on, in.
11:22Up you go, you sprite the old fella.
11:25Oh, yeah.
11:25I'm going to take a chance on a left.
11:30Oh, this one is very me, Paul.
11:32I've chosen, but I'll join you on your quest.
11:34Come on.
11:36Yes.
11:37Oh, I've made a terrible mistake, Paul.
11:39You have, Bob.
11:41Feel free to enjoy the view for about eight seconds.
11:45Eight seconds is not enough.
11:47Come on, Bob, you've seen enough.
11:51You've got the best room.
11:52Come on, come on, out.
11:53Upstairs.
11:55Ooh.
11:56Whoa!
11:57Whoa!
11:59Boom?
12:01Yeah, boom, banger, bang, boom.
12:03Isn't that something?
12:05Wow.
12:06I feel like we've arrived, because that is Cornwall.
12:10That's the Camel Estuary, Bob.
12:11Yeah, and it's most beautiful.
12:12Rit large, isn't it?
12:15Got a special guest coming.
12:17Soon, any minute now, in fact.
12:19So behave yourself.
12:20Can you get rid of your windy pops now?
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23Do you like the look of this, Paul?
12:37Char-coot-tree is what they call it.
12:41Char-coot-tree.
12:42Char-coot-tree.
12:43That's Ted's dog biscuits and a bit of cheese.
12:45Oh, right.
12:46Did he do that?
12:47Absolutely, yeah.
12:48The Lord is my ship, and I shall not want.
12:54He maketh me to lie down in the...
12:58Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.
13:00Who can it be?
13:01Ching, ching, ching.
13:02Oh, thank you for coming.
13:06It's a naughty holder.
13:08Hello.
13:10Hello, love.
13:11Hi there.
13:11How are you?
13:12Yeah, I'm all right, darling.
13:13Could you come on that side, actually, at the same time?
13:14Why don't you want them...
13:15I just want to be in a sort of sandwich.
13:17Oh, that's lovely.
13:19A couple of chunks, you are.
13:21Honky chunks.
13:21What have you brought this?
13:22Do you want to see what this is?
13:23Go on, then.
13:24My husband has made you this.
13:26It's a cake.
13:27Yes.
13:27It's a fruit.
13:28It's Sultana and cherries.
13:29Lovely.
13:30With icing on the top.
13:32Because what he knows about you, too.
13:35Oh, that's nice.
13:35I mean, he likes you, but I like you more.
13:38He knows that both of you are on my I'm allowed to list.
13:43No.
13:43You are kidding.
13:44Yeah.
13:44Let's get to it.
13:45Come on.
13:47But it is only if he's conked.
13:49Oh, right, OK.
13:50And if you were both single, which you're not.
13:52Yeah, so it's not going to happen, obviously.
13:54No, it's not, is it?
13:55No.
13:55But, you know.
13:56So we've got a cake in lieu, have we?
13:58Yeah, you have.
13:59OK.
13:59I'll bring this over.
14:00Right, come on.
14:01You come in turns.
14:05So this is Cornwall, this is your parish, isn't it?
14:09Yeah, well, it's a tricky one for me, this,
14:12because half of my family are from Devon.
14:15Boo!
14:16Oh.
14:16And half are from Cornwall, so...
14:18Boo!
14:19Oh, no, sorry, hooray!
14:20No, hooray!
14:21So I'm sort of dual heritage.
14:23It's a bit War of the Roses, kind of...
14:26You're quite synonymous with Christmas.
14:29Well, I suppose so.
14:30The free Christmas dinners.
14:31Yeah?
14:32Yeah.
14:32Oh, did you actually really eat free Christmas dinners?
14:34You know how they make telly.
14:36I ate one Brussels sprout.
14:38You're joking, mate.
14:39In that whole thing.
14:40Oh, you've broken his heart.
14:42Boy, I will.
14:44Don, will you ever do another dibley, do you think?
14:47No?
14:47There's only one person left, but...
14:49Mm.
14:50There's only James left out of the whole cast.
14:53Imagine that.
14:53Wow.
14:54That's what happens when you start a sitcom with older people.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Bob gone fishing on his own.
14:59Yeah.
15:00Laughing at my demise.
15:01Not necessarily on your own, Bob.
15:03I'm here.
15:03I'm not great at Christmas, you know.
15:07It's not that I don't like it.
15:08I think as I've got older, and I've lost people in my family, I find Christmas, when you're
15:13supposed to be jolly, too much.
15:16Yeah.
15:16So I get a bit melancholy just before Christmas, but then I, every single Christmas, there is
15:22a proper Christmas miracle, where, and it might just be that I, you know, get myself out of
15:28a grump because it's not fair on everybody else, but I actually do cheer up by Christmas
15:32day.
15:32By Christmas day.
15:32But the week before, I have a bit of a slump.
15:36I think the weird thing for me is that Christmas takes you back to childhood, and until I miss
15:40my mum and dad, at Christmas.
15:42Yeah.
15:42Can I offer you anything from the shampoo tray?
15:47Yeah, you can.
15:48I'll have a bit of salami.
15:49Do you know what?
15:50I'll move it over, Dawn, then you're not...
15:52Ted?
15:53Ted?
15:54Here, look.
15:55Look what I've got.
15:56Ted?
15:57Try this, Ted, look.
15:58There we go.
16:00Oh, the underbite's working hard on that.
16:03HE LAUGHS
16:08Cornwall, the most beautiful county, Dornhill.
16:12Ah, yes.
16:13No question.
16:14And can I just say, jam first, always, no exceptions.
16:19Just leave it at that.
16:20Well, I do agree.
16:21I don't think you can consider cream or butter.
16:23Correct, Bob.
16:24You can't.
16:25It's Bob.
16:26I'm not getting drawn in on this.
16:27Cream is the crown.
16:29Do you fancy staying for a game of mousetrap, Dawn?
16:32Um, no.
16:33Come on, Dawn, it's going to be great.
16:35No.
16:36Do you fancy coming in a hot tub with us?
16:38Um, I'd rather put my eyes out, if that's all right with you.
16:42Fair enough.
16:44I sense where you're coming from.
16:46I mean that nicely.
16:47Oh, I know.
16:48I said, don't ask, Bob, didn't I?
16:50And you were right.
16:51Yeah.
16:52You were right.
16:53Yeah.
16:54Yeah.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Did you have a nice sleep?
16:57Not bad, yeah.
16:58We've got to get going.
16:59I know, we haven't got fish.
17:00Oh, I forgot Paul.
17:01What I should say is, I didn't forget, but I've got the last three windows of my advent calendar to open.
17:07Oh.
17:08Do you want to do one?
17:09You do today, I'll do tomorrow.
17:10That's nice, isn't it, Bob?
17:11I like that.
17:12It's a good one, isn't it?
17:13Yeah.
17:14Good things, isn't it?
17:15Great things.
17:16Mainly chocolates.
17:17Right.
17:18But little bits of fun jewellery.
17:19Oh, trinkets.
17:20Trinkets.
17:21Okay.
17:22Oh, trinkets.
17:23Trinkets.
17:24Okay.
17:25What'd you get?
17:26A little bit of breadstick.
17:27Oh, that's a bit unlucky, isn't it?
17:28This is a trick, isn't it?
17:29No, it's not.
17:30You've enjoyed it, haven't you, little breadstick, Bob?
17:32I do.
17:33I do like breadstick, yeah.
17:34We've got to get go.
17:35That is the estuary of the river we're fishing today, the river Camel.
17:37Yeah, we're fishing upstream.
17:38Mm.
17:39Mm.
17:40I'll be able to go all day after this breadstick, won't I?
17:41The breadstick, yeah.
17:42Don't worry.
17:43I've got some stuff to take.
17:44How are we, lad?
17:45There's a treat, Ian, Don, last night, wasn't it?
17:46It was lovely.
17:47She's a very positive presence, isn't she?
17:48Yes, she is, yeah.
17:49Beard.
17:50I've enjoyed it, haven't you, little breadstick, Bob?
17:51I do like breadstick, yeah.
17:52We've got to get go.
17:53That is the estuary of the river we're fishing today, the river Camel.
17:54Yeah, we're fishing upstream.
17:55Mm.
17:56Mm.
17:57I'll be able to go all day after this breadstick, won't I?
17:58The breadstick, yeah.
17:59How do you?
18:00Don't worry, I've got some stuff to take.
18:02How are we, lad?
18:08There's a treat, Ian, Don, last night, wasn't there?
18:10It was lovely.
18:11She's a very positive presence, isn't she?
18:12Yes, yes, she is, yeah.
18:15Big, big day, though, Paul, innit?
18:17Awards ceremony.
18:18Oh.
18:19Big, big day.
18:20Who's hosting this year?
18:21Do you know?
18:22I think I'll host it this year.
18:24Oh, what a surprise.
18:26It means we couldn't get anyone, did it?
18:35Here we are.
18:36Lovely, isn't it?
18:37This is the Camel Valley, Bob, the river Camel.
18:39Right.
18:40Intrasaraps we are.
18:42And on the menu today?
18:43Yeah.
18:44Trap.
18:45Trap.
18:46Sea trout.
18:47Sea trout as well?
18:48Yeah, possibly salmon.
18:49Lovely.
18:50It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees.
19:02They're putting up reindeer, singing songs of joy and peace.
19:07I wish I had a river I could skate away on.
19:17But it don't snow here, it just stays pretty green.
19:22I'm gonna make a lot of money, and I'm gonna create this crazy scene.
19:26I wish I had a river I could skate away on.
19:38I wish I had a river so long.
19:41I've got Mr.
19:43Oh, man.
19:44Teach my feet to fly.
19:51Yes!
19:52Hey, well done Bob little brownie very nice
20:04Hey, oh, it was incredible bit of fishing Paul. Yeah, I'm sure it was Bob if you did it
20:10I'm sure it was super let's do good stuff
20:22I
20:27Would say Paul that was maybe my most enjoyable bit of fishing I've ever done. Really? It was fantastic
20:33Yeah, brilliant. I don't know just somewhere about
20:36The flow of the river. Yeah, the light is incredible in it
20:44You look so sexy in those glasses Paul
20:48Honestly, you look nothing like Ant-Man or some sort of insect
20:51I do look like a wasp or something, don't I? Yeah, you're a very waspy character, actually
20:57Oh blimey Ted, what are we gonna do with him?
21:00Ted isn't in great nature. No, all right Bob. He's quite as in here shortly
21:04Mind you, he's quite deaf now. Yeah, but he doesn't look very well does he? But he does seem happy
21:10He does actually doesn't he? He does seem happy. Well, I'd say content content
21:14When my son went to see granddad in hospital
21:22Afterwards, he said to me he was glad he had because he said I've got to get used to loss, you know
21:28Oh, well
21:29When he was a really young boy, I
21:33Suddenly one day I walked up the stairs and there's a window there
21:36Hmm, and he put it put stuck little letters up saying Tina see you see you in the future
21:42And it was our little cat Tina had died
21:45And I know he was really affected by it right and it's tough when you it's tough when a pet dies
21:51It was really tough
21:53Because I as your friendships come and go, you know, are you've got some you fail to maintain them?
21:58Or you do yeah, you know, but your friendship with your pet is so pure
22:02Do you know what I mean?
22:03And no, that's a very valid point is the devotion that they show you don't get from any other living creature really do you?
22:11Heartbreaking
22:18It is brilliant to have a friend like you, you know Paul don't have a go at me for saying it. It's amazing
22:24Ant-Man, wasp face, wizened little walnut
22:28Yeah, but yeah
22:30That's because you like me
22:32That you allow me to do it. I can take it Bob really. I really can take it. Don't worry
22:36Imagine a world without friendship because a lot of people live in that world Paul. Oh, yeah, that's true Bobby
22:41I'm just hanging on to it with you. You are fingernails in it, but well, thanks for that Bob and I feel the same
22:47You know that don't you you do know that don't you boy? I don't we only come out to see each other. I know it really yeah
22:58You know
23:06Hey Teddy
23:07Dr. Man's coming today all right here is he yeah, okay?
23:17Don't you tell an and I've been having salami. Oh, we won't like that will he well? I've just had a chocolate biscuit
23:23That's probably not much good either
23:25You're going to mention it aren't you? No, I'm not. We'll see. Let's see how it all plays out Bob
23:29I know what you're like so
23:31You think the first thing I'm going to say to Anand is Paul's just had a chocolate biscuit
23:34Paul's just had a chocolate biscuit
23:35Then it's not
23:36The first thing I'll say is you know what Paul's done
23:39He's only got an added chocolate biscuit, haven't he?
23:45Anandos and I should say oh, that's fine
23:47Anandos?
23:52Chicken and prescriptions
23:53I really haven't had Anandos, Anand
23:56Chickens and prescriptions
23:58Anand?
23:59There he is
24:00I'm following Ted in
24:01Look, Ted's leading the way
24:02Oh, easy
24:03I know, easy
24:04I've got trainers on
24:05How are we?
24:06Oh, how lovely to see you
24:07Lovely to be seen
24:08I don't want to trip over Ted
24:09I don't want to trip over Ted
24:10You look like one of the prettiest gnomes I've ever seen, don't you think?
24:13Look
24:14A little wood nymph
24:15Thanks
24:16A wood nymph
24:17I'll take that in whatever spirit you know
24:18All day, look
24:19A wood nymph
24:20A wood nymph
24:21A wood nymph
24:22A wood nymph
24:23A wood nymph
24:24Thanks
24:25A wood nymph
24:26I'll take that in whatever spirit you know
24:28All day long
24:29Yeah, yeah, fine
24:30So Anand, the first thing I wanted to ask genuinely is
24:32Sure
24:33Is just earlier today
24:35Paul had two chocolate biscuits and some cake
24:40Right, first of all it was one chocolate biscuit
24:43Was it?
24:44And I just had a little cherry out of the cake
24:46That's all I nibbled, right?
24:48He had cake and salami
24:51I'm not here to police you
24:53Well, we wish you would
24:55People don't like being nagged
24:56Yeah
24:57So what I'm here to do is
24:58I'm here to steer you, hopefully, in a direction
25:00And if you want to take my advice, take my advice
25:01If you don't worry
25:02Yeah
25:03That's absolutely fine
25:04But equally, you know, we've all got to make our choices
25:06And deal with the consequences
25:07It is a bit of compromise, isn't it?
25:08I was always told
25:09If 80% of your diet is good
25:11You're allowed 20% to do, you know, indulge yourself
25:14See, I tell myself 70-30
25:16Well, there we are
25:17So I give myself a little bit more leeway
25:18Well, there we are
25:19I'm coming over to your wife
25:20Just some general things that have interested me recently, Anand
25:23Was a lot of people around me are taking vitamin supplements
25:27Yes
25:28All sorts of supplements
25:29Somehow I don't believe that that pill or liquid
25:32Is the same as a leaf of spinach
25:34I don't think it is
25:35I don't think it is, Bob
25:36So you're absolutely right
25:37Supplements are brilliant
25:39If you've got a deficient diet
25:41The supplements you need need to be tailored to your age range
25:44And they need to be tailored to whatever disease is going on
25:47Or your diet, for example
25:48If you're vegetarian or vegan, you might lack protein
25:52You might lack calcium if you don't eat dairy
25:54So it's kind of like, well, what do we need?
25:56And if you're a 70-kilo, 65-year-old
25:58You need to be taking 70 to 80 grams of protein per day
26:02You should be getting some of that if you eat meat
26:04From meat and a bit of oily fish
26:06Lentils, pulses, eggs, cheese
26:09You know, all those sources are good sources of protein
26:11And why particularly for older people?
26:13So as you get older, your ability to hold on to muscle gets less
26:16So you get something, what's called sarcopenia
26:18Where literally your muscles start to dissolve away as you get older
26:21And having poorer muscle strength, which we're going to test in a bit
26:24Is linked to, you know, living longer
26:27So actually if your muscle strength is poorer, you actually become frail
26:30And frailty is basically a condition where any small change to your health
26:33Could knock you over into losing independent living
26:36And that could be like, you know, you can't live in your own home anymore
26:38You can't do stairs
26:39So I've got a little testing thing here
26:41Right
26:42We're just going to use your grip strength
26:43And they did a study of 150,000 people
26:46And they found that your grip strength is a better marker
26:49Of your long-term health than your blood pressure
26:51Really?
26:52So that's why I brought it today just to see
26:54Because it's such an easy thing to do
26:55Yeah, yeah, yeah
26:56You can get these online so easily
26:57I'm excited
26:58Do you want to have a go?
26:59Yeah
27:00Okay
27:01The idea is that you hold it like that at right angles
27:03Right
27:04Okay
27:05And what you're doing is squeezing as hard as you can when I say now
27:08Ready?
27:09And on three
27:10One, two, three, go
27:12Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:13Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:15Good man
27:1728.2
27:18Yeah, that's the bad one
27:20Obviously this is not necessarily the perfect test if you've got hand arthritis
27:23But 28.2
27:24What that means is that you have a level of sort of hand strength and fitness
27:28That is above the minimum level which is really important
27:31The minimum level for men is kind of about 25 kilograms and it's 18 for women
27:37Right
27:38If yours is below that you're actually really at high risk of having low muscle mass
27:41You're more likely to fall over, more likely to break your hip
27:44More likely to lose your mobility and more likely to end up in a home
27:47So it's really important
27:48I'm worried now
27:49You're gonna smash me to pieces on this
27:51Right, so
27:52Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:53Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze
27:55Done
27:5643
27:5743
27:58Jeez, I'll never hear the end of it
28:00I knew it
28:01Can I just say
28:02Can I just say
28:03That is the sign of a healthy level of muscle at your age
28:06What?
28:07That's fantastic
28:08Oh please
28:0943.9
28:10That's amazing
28:1115 seconds ago I thought I'm heading to a care home
28:14No mate, no
28:15Now I'm striding past it saying
28:16Hello Paul
28:17Yeah
28:18Hey Nan, would you have a bit of mulled wine?
28:22I'd love a bit of mulled wine, thank you
28:24I made this myself on my farm
28:26No you didn't
28:27Correct
28:28Well thank you so much for coming Nan
28:33Yeah, Merry Christmas
28:34For our bag side consultations
28:36They're a joy
28:37Mm-hmm
28:40Look how pleased you are
28:42Yeah
28:43There's a kind of musty smell around
28:58I think it's...
28:59I can only imagine it's you, Bob
29:01Be slightly more...
29:03What do you mean?
29:04Is it biscuity?
29:05Is it biscuit?
29:06Oxo-cubin old man
29:08Yeah
29:09Well I had biscuits...
29:10I had an oxo-cubin with biscuits
29:11And I'm an old man
29:12And you're an old man
29:13Well there we are, got it spot on then
29:17Let's have a smell of you
29:18Go on then
29:19What do you reckon?
29:21Don't know, have you been eating eggs?
29:24Oh no, that's probably trapped wind in me waders, isn't it?
29:27Oh, that's great
29:28Yeah
29:29I'm gonna have to go off
29:32And get the awards ceremony ready
29:34Oh, okay
29:35Be smart though, Paul
29:37Yeah
29:38What, for the awards?
29:39Yeah, and be respectful of the occasion
29:40I've arranged transport for you
29:42Don't you worry
29:43Well will the occasion respect me?
29:45Of course it will
29:47Ish
29:48Yeah
29:49See you at the awards, Paul
29:51I cannot wait
29:54We should have an award for wrist strength
29:56The hopes we had
29:59Were much too high
30:02Way out of reach
30:05But we have to try
30:08The game will never be over
30:12Because we're keeping the dream alive
30:21Hiya there
30:22How are you?
30:23Lovely to see you
30:24I'm fine, thank you
30:25You're welcome
30:26Thanks for having us, Paul
30:27Yeah
30:28I was actually looking for Rick Steyer's place
30:29Yeah
30:30Just down there
30:32But listen
30:33I am absolutely honoured that you've chosen us
30:35For these prestigious awards
30:37Biggious awards
30:38And aren't they?
30:39Yeah, they are
30:40So come on in
30:41Thank you
30:48A Cornish Christmas dinner
30:50That's what we're looking for
30:51Yeah, well this is a Cornish Christmas dinner
30:53Right
30:54With a difference
30:55Because we're going to replace what people would ordinarily probably have
30:58Yeah
30:59Turkey, hams, beef
31:00Yep
31:01We're going to do a whole baked turbot
31:03But with all the trimmings
31:04Yeah
31:05And a lovely sort of turbot chicken gravy
31:07Wow
31:08Which you're going to help me to do
31:09Yes, please
31:10I mean, I've got five BAFTAs
31:15Five
31:16But nothing beats a gone fishing lifetime achievement
31:21Just like to thank my family
31:25But most of all, Ted
31:27For being such a stalwart companion
31:29Grab that, will ya?
31:31Yep
31:32With cooking, it always starts at the beginning
31:33Building up those layers of flavour
31:35Yeah
31:36So in here we've got some rosemary and thyme
31:38Right
31:39So what we do is
31:40We just take some of that rosemary and thyme
31:41Yep
31:42Then rub it between our hands
31:43Because what
31:44All herbs
31:45They contain essential oils
31:46So if you just have a smell of that now
31:48Lovely
31:49Just get that into our garlic
31:50Our shallots
31:51Beginning to smell like Christmas
31:52How much does a kitchen like this cost?
31:55Half a million pounds
31:57Ooh
31:58Yeah
31:59Oops
32:00Sell some food then
32:02Yeah
32:03Yeah
32:04Come on, Ted
32:07Come on
32:08I can hardly contain myself
32:09I don't know about you
32:11I'll come in my own time, son
32:15Afternoon, sir
32:16Can I come aboard?
32:18Whoa, look at that fella
32:19It's a beauty
32:20Yes
32:21It is
32:22So that's what a turbot looks like
32:23Yeah, that's a turbot
32:24We regard this as king of the sea
32:25Right
32:26It's just superior in flavour
32:27With it being Christmas
32:28I've got a lovely Cornish sparkling wine in with the onions
32:29All right
32:30Lay the turbot on top and bake in the oven
32:31Right
32:32Let's do this
32:33That lovely, Ted
32:34Look at that pad stow over there
32:35That's where we're going
32:36Apparently that's where the big ceremony is
32:37Oh
32:38Oh
32:39Oh
32:40Oh
32:41Oh
32:42Oh
32:43Oh
32:44Oh
32:45Oh
32:46Oh
32:47Oh
32:48Oh
32:49Oh
32:50Oh
32:51Oh
32:52Oh
32:53Oh
32:54Oh
32:55Oh
32:56Oh
32:57Oh
32:58Oh
32:59Oh
33:00Oh
33:01Oh
33:02Oh
33:03Oh
33:04Oh
33:05Oh
33:06Oh
33:07Oh
33:08Oh
33:09You know I'm up for the next James Bond, don't you?
33:11Oh
33:12Oh
33:13Do me a favour
33:14Oh
33:21Cut a dash, didn't I mate, eh?
33:23Ted, you're deaf as opposed, didn't you?
33:25Hold on
33:26Right, let's get these cabbages on. So we're just going to brush them. Yep. A little bit of butter. Right. And then I want you to put them that side down. Yep. On the barbecue. Perfect. And we've just lightly steamed these cabbages. Right. So that they're nice and cooked and we just get flavour from the barbecue. That's beautiful. Yes. Now we're cooking. Come Ted. Come on. Whoa, there he is. This is the place. Look at that.
33:47Little old man. I'll tell you what, you know, dogs aren't normally allowed in here. Come on. I'm allowed anywhere I want, mate. I'll go anywhere I like. South London, East London, South of France, Theresa, Venice way, London.
34:08MUSIC PLAYS
34:19So, Lady Bird. Good evening, sir. Hello. Hi. What do you want? Well, could I look at the menu or see the wine list? Would you like to see the wine list? Yeah, I would. Thank you. There you go.
34:33Actually, we don't serve wine to the over 80s. It can put them into shock.
34:40Are you a halfwit or something? Some people say so. Yeah, I'm not surprised.
34:45Will you be requiring the entertainment tonight, sir?
34:49Oh, well, yeah. I see you've got a hound with you. No hounds. Yeah, no, he's got a special dispensation. He's not any old hound.
34:56Who is he, then? It's Ted. Ted the dog? Yeah. He's actually a sort of guest of Bob Mortimus.
35:06Who did you say? You're so easy, aren't you? Bob Mortimer! It's you, isn't it? It's you. Yeah!
35:13Oh! You could see a wine list. Yeah. Thank you, sir. There you go. Thank you very much.
35:18I've been preparing... I'm going to call it a Cornish Christmas dinner. Not what you might expect.
35:24Really? Have you been helping in the kitchen? I've been helping, yeah. Have you? Because I heard the fire alarm go off.
35:29Yeah? What did you do? I was burning cabbage. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, that will do it, then.
35:36What do I need? Looking forward to this. Oh, this way. It looks amazing. Cheers. Cheers.
35:46Oh, it didn't clink. That's fancy glasses. Isn't it? Wow.
35:52Oh, look at that. Oh, thank you so much. Roast turbot with all the trimmings. Roast turbot.
35:59And there you have it. Enjoy. Thank you. And thank you for your help, Bob. Thank you. No worries.
36:04Thank you, Paul. I'm going in. Come on. Oh. Mm.
36:08Tireback is amazing. You really do spoil me, Bob.
36:12Well, work stews come along once a year. We might as well make the most of it, Paul.
36:18How many categories are there this year? Two. Try to be quick, yeah?
36:22There will be laughter and prizes galore. Who's going to miss and who's going to score?
36:36It's the Gone Fishin' Annual Awards!
36:43Who loves you, baby?
36:46First up, Paul, employee of the year. This is the trophy you won last year.
36:52So it has to be returned, I'm afraid.
36:55Oh, no. I don't really want to give it back, Rob.
36:58It's become such a part of my life, but...
37:00Here we go. Nominations are...
37:03Let's see.
37:04Woo, woo, woo! Yeah!
37:06Let's fish!
37:07Ah! Ah!
37:09Yeah, you got me. First cast, you got me, Bob.
37:11Well, why were you still there?
37:12Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob!
37:13Yes, I know. There you go.
37:14You're in, then, without no idea.
37:15That's angling, Paul.
37:17Do you like watching me fish?
37:19Yeah, you can learn, can't you?
37:23Yes, he's in!
37:24Yes!
37:25Do not wind, do not!
37:26Wind, Bob!
37:27I'm not winding, I'm just charging up the reel!
37:31There's my dancing, that's specialist stuff, that.
37:33Wallop!
37:34Yes!
37:35Whoa, he's fresh.
37:36Look at the colours of that.
37:37Whoa!
37:39Ted's arriving in style, isn't he?
37:41Yeah, well, he's at...
37:42No, he's gonna be terrible, but...
37:43Of course he's gonna need to.
37:44I'll come in here, I'm fine, all right?
37:46You look so heroic!
37:47Oh, look at that guy!
37:48Oh, geez!
37:49Oh, there's a fault.
37:50Oh, there's another.
37:51What's that salmon, is it?
37:52It's not for you, Ted.
37:53Yeah, but it is!
37:54Unplease yourselves!
37:55Cool, weren't we had some laughs?
37:56We had some laughs!
37:57Oh, this is the moment.
37:58Yeah?
37:59Go on.
38:00And the winner is...
38:02Bob Mortimer!
38:03Oh!
38:04Yeah!
38:05Yeah!
38:06Yeah!
38:07Yeah!
38:08Yeah!
38:09Yeah!
38:10Yeah!
38:11Yeah!
38:12Yeah!
38:13Yeah!
38:14Yeah!
38:15Yeah!
38:16Yeah!
38:17Yeah!
38:18Oh!
38:19Yes!
38:20Please!
38:21Wow!
38:22It's a revelation!
38:23Oh, come on, Paul.
38:24It's welding there.
38:25Oh, no, I'm so pleased for you, Bob.
38:27And there's a trophy as well.
38:28Oh, for God.
38:29It's actually a crown.
38:30Oh, that feels good.
38:35Hey, there we are.
38:36Did one of the jewels just fall off?
38:38Yeah, it did.
38:39Heavy is the head that wears a crown in your case, isn't it?
38:42The size of it.
38:43The size of it.
38:44Your head, I mean.
38:45Well, there we are.
38:46There's one category down.
38:48Let's not prolong the agony.
38:49Let's crack on.
38:50I'll take this off out of respect for the award, okay?
38:52Okay, thank you.
38:54Because the next award is...
38:56That's...
38:57This is a biggie.
38:58Lifetime achievement.
38:59If you've given it to yourself,
39:01I'm walking out of this restaurant.
39:03I'm never looking back.
39:04Don't walk out, Paul.
39:05I'm going to, Bob.
39:06If you've given it to yourself...
39:07Let's have a look.
39:08Oh, let's have a look at this.
39:09Let's have a look.
39:10Ted.
39:11Cute little Billy.
39:13Billy?
39:14I thought that name years ago, sir.
39:16You coming fishing with us, Ted?
39:18Teddy?
39:19Mind the rod!
39:20Well, this is worse than me, isn't he?
39:23Can you shift over a bit, Ted?
39:24What's he actually achieved?
39:26Well, he's had a lifetime, hasn't he?
39:28Oh, yeah, I'm spying.
39:29Teddy!
39:30Fetch!
39:31Go on!
39:32Nah!
39:33Is Ted a dog?
39:34He's a species all of his own, aren't you, Ted?
39:37You all right, Ted?
39:38Yeah.
39:39It's like we've super glued him there, isn't it?
39:42Look!
39:43You can move, Ted!
39:44Yeah, it's Ted, isn't it?
39:45Well, yes, I think...
39:46You're not going to come, sort of,
39:48blindside and win, are you?
39:49Well, I don't think so.
39:50I haven't owned the envelope yet.
39:52Look at the state of him!
39:54And that's when he went insane.
39:57Remember, you have always got us two.
40:00That's right, Ted.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Well, let's just confirm it, Paul.
40:05The winner is...
40:06Ted!
40:07Well deserved, Ted.
40:08Well done, Ted.
40:09Absolutely.
40:10If ever there was a winner there was,
40:11then Ted's the winner there was.
40:12There was.
40:13Yeah.
40:14Teddy, you've got a crown.
40:15Wow.
40:18Let's present ourselves to the camera, Ted.
40:23Kings of the show.
40:26There is someone else on the show, isn't there, Ted?
40:28Yeah, I don't know.
40:29He's just sort of a shadow.
40:31Oh, don't go, Paul.
40:35You might win next year.
40:40He's off.
40:42We are the champions.
40:43We are the champions.
40:44No time for losers.
40:45We are the champions.
40:46Of the world.
40:47Come on, Ted.
40:48Come on, Ted.
40:49That's one of Paul's.
40:50Leave it alone.
40:51Come on.
40:52Come on, Ted.
40:53That's one of Paul's.
40:54Leave it alone.
40:55Come on.
40:56Come on, Ted.
40:57Come on, Ted.
40:58Come on, Ted.
40:59Come on, Ted.
41:00Come on, Ted.
41:01Come on, Ted.
41:02Come on, Ted.
41:03Come on, Ted.
41:04Come on, Ted.
41:05Come on, Ted.
41:06Come on, Ted.
41:07Come on.
41:08Come on, Ted.
41:09Come on, Ted.
41:10Come on, Ted.
41:11Come on, Ted.
41:12Come on, Ted.
41:13Come on, Ted.
41:14Come on, Ted.
41:15Come on, Ted.
41:16Come on, Ted.
41:17Come on, Ted.
41:18Come on, Ted.
41:19Come on, Ted.
41:20Come on, Ted.
41:21Come on, Ted.
41:22Come on, Ted.
41:23Come on, Ted.
41:24Come on, Ted.
41:25Breakfast, Paul.
41:26I put a little bit of holly on yours.
41:28Cheer you up.
41:29After last night.
41:30You're not bitter, are you, Paul?
41:32Forgotten all that.
41:33I'm an adult, Bob, so no, I'm not bitter.
41:35It just reflects badly on you, you know?
41:37We've got a long drive today.
41:39We're going west, west, west, west, west.
41:41Where are we going?
41:42Mousehole.
41:43But do you know what they call it?
41:44The Cornish people?
41:45It'll be muzzle or something like that.
41:47Not far off, actually.
41:48Mousel.
41:49Mousel.
41:50Mousel.
41:51But for you and me, it will forever be...
41:53Mousehole.
41:55Ah, you pet.
41:56Right.
41:57Come on.
41:58Mousehole.
41:59Mousehole.
42:05If I had a deep voice...
42:08I would sing a ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-wing-a-doo-boo.
42:13All day long, I'd sing a ling-a-ling-a-ling, if I had a very deep voice.
42:20If I had a high voice...
42:21I would yodel-loo-loo-due-loo-loo-loo-loo-lee.
42:25we're gonna pass by a place called st. Michael's mount I don't want to them
42:34islands off the oh yeah shall we stop give Ted a walk I mean I'm seizing up
42:39there aren't you I wouldn't mind a leg stretch bug
42:42that's how do you go come on let's go first come on Kate come on Kate
42:57there's your first little look at my soul oh look quintessentially Cornish
43:27call it wasn't designed for the car was it Bob getting on everyone's nerves who
43:35are trying to enjoy this peaceful town oh oh look at those boats as well aren't they
43:39lovely I love a painted boat don't you Bob yes we see that look that light blue
43:43that's a nice one you know in oh that's a nice one look the black and yellow don't
43:50like that one taking me out on a boat I am last chance to catch a fish
43:55come Teddy wow what a morning over what a morning now the guy we're going out with
44:04today on the boat Neil he's got a very special relationship with mouse he's a
44:08mouse old boy yeah his dad mm-hmm was on the boat that went out 1981 Penley
44:14disaster where all the lifeboat men were lost at sea I mean I have heard of that
44:19yeah and the boat they went to rescue as well went down so proper tragedy he'll
44:24have a tell-to-tell then he certainly will mate
44:29Neil
44:34morning gentlemen thank you so much Neil
44:37for having us on board
44:39Paul I can't remember his name
44:41what's our chances today Neil
44:45it's fishing guys you know that yeah it's not called catch it's fishing but we've got a good chance of catching a mack or two and maybe a paddock or two we'll see what we can do
44:52you've got an involvement with the Penley disaster haven't you yeah my father was was lost on the
44:57Penley lifeboat and I was turned away that night I was a lifeboat when I was only 17 but like everyone
45:03every man when I was 17 I knew everything yeah yeah you've got to remember I've been playing rain in
45:08boats since I was four or five year old that's all I've ever done yeah Trevelyan the coxswain
45:11refused to take me they refused to take two from one family so I was turned away wow and your dad was
45:17lost my dad was lost yeah I mean never forget them I'm fiercely proud of what they did that night
45:21yeah I mean the weather conditions was the worst in living memory I've never seen weather like
45:25how old was your dad Neil my dad was 42 ah of course all of them they're all family friends all
45:32better things yeah of course it's such a small community and tight obviously has to be doesn't
45:35it it completely didn't change mausel forever mausel never recovered from that do you do anything
45:42to sort of celebrate the memory of those people on the 19th we have the famous Christmas lights and
45:46they're dimmed and we have our own memories and all you have your own like little you know yeah
45:50let's fish today in memory yeah dad see if we can get something for it
45:54over there Bob look you see that cross and I think that's a oh yeah that's a memorial light to the Penley victims
46:20alright what we're doing we're trying for a pallet yeah we've got some silver shrimp on I've hit the
46:37bottom so I put that over now so just wind up a little bit and the idea is to wind up nice and
46:44slowly to keep that keep that lure moving all the time I keep winding all the way yeah
46:48couldn't have picked a better day for it oh we're lucky aren't we lucky lads
46:56Ted's loving it you mate loving this he's having a good time isn't he
47:02I'm searching for the bottom Paul I'm in the bottom there and I'm gonna fish down there for a bit yeah
47:29it will be funny Christmas this year without grandad there yeah it's strange you know you hear
47:44that that that some older people who kind of know they're on their last legs want to get a last
47:49Christmas in yeah I'm pretty sure that's what happened with my parents they both died yeah on
47:55the same date I mean years apart but January the 15th yeah I mean I don't know how sentient my mum
48:03was about or conscious of Christmas but it's a extraordinary young coincidence that because
48:12that's supposed to be isn't it that time of year is yeah and I wonder if people have just managed to
48:17hold on hold on after Christmas see the familiar faces one last time yeah well we'll never know
48:25really probably my dear old dad always said to me and I'll always try to live my life like it
48:31just be nice it's all you gotta do yeah treat people you want to be treated you can't go far
48:36wrong I don't think sure mate Paul treats me pretty bad does he I've seen that yeah
48:42he's for his own good though Neil give you him on his toes yeah
48:49come on you're not fishing very well sort yourself out come on Bob the people of
49:00Mousel depend on you this could be our last chance you know I know
49:03Neil wants to get to the bookies
49:07is there a bookies in Mousel?
49:11no
49:12we had three grocery shops a shoe shop two butchers when I grew up there's none anymore
49:18no shoes they're all gone should we do a launch in a pail send shoes to Mousel?
49:24oh oh he's in that might be the bottom actually
49:40come on I don't know what it is shall I wind in I'll keep going
49:46couple of mackerel here look have you got mackerel?
49:49yeah well done Paul hold up let's get that hand twisted look
49:53mackerel!
49:55two mackerel look at that fresh as pain look at them
49:59oh you mind your fingers wow it's a very pretty fish you know Paul
50:03it really is yeah you grab that wow look at it electric fish isn't it
50:08what a creature amazing that's what we come for and that is our first ever mackerel
50:16wow look at the sheen on it took us seven or eight years
50:20it's been brilliant now it's been lovely what a glorious day but we've got our
50:28Christmas night to compile what you got lined up for me Bob you'll have to wait and see
50:34oh well I know I'm well excited
50:37maybe this Christmas will mean something more
50:42maybe this year love will appear deeper than ever before
50:52and maybe forget
50:54wind yourself down here Paul
50:57hold because we are staying here
51:01lovely
51:02do you know what it is?
51:03no
51:04quaint
51:05quaint's a good description
51:06yeah it is isn't it?
51:07quaint works
51:08come on in
51:09maybe this Christmas
51:12whoa
51:14Christmas is here Bob
51:17oh how lovely that is just what I ordered
51:20Christmas vibe
51:21hello Christmas
51:22lovely
51:24lovely
51:25ooh
51:26you manage those stairs old timer
51:27yeah not too bad
51:29oh this is lovely look at this
51:31oh a little living room
51:33nice
51:34twin beds
51:35have you brought your twins?
51:36yeah this is a nice one
51:38harbour view
51:39ha ha
51:41Bob look at this look
51:42all the way up
51:43oh yeah
51:45wow
51:46I look after you I really look after you don't I do you don't you mate
51:49happy Christmas
51:50happy Christmas
51:51where's my proof case?
51:52I'll give you a clue Ted
51:54it's right here
51:55ha ha ha
51:56here we go
52:02it's Laurel and Hardy isn't it?
52:04ha ha ha
52:05watch your ears Ted
52:25nice
52:26few more of these
52:28come on old timer
52:30ooh
52:31look at this
52:33cool
52:34who have you had in?
52:35Laurence Llewellyn Bowen?
52:36no
52:37it's amazing
52:38look at it
52:39cheers
52:40for a lovely Christmas trip
52:41yeah
52:42is this cornish champagne?
52:43hmm
52:44I've got your present Paul
52:46have you?
52:47yeah
52:48is that okay?
52:49I think it is because I've got one for you
52:51would you like it?
52:52yes please
52:53do you think you deserve it?
52:54yes please
52:55yes I do
52:56even after all your gloating with your crowns and your self aggrandisation
52:59you still think you deserve a present?
53:00hey
53:01if you don't want to give it to us don't
53:03of course I do Bob
53:04because
53:05I am give give give
53:07oh
53:08ooooo
53:10go on then
53:12yep
53:14there it is
53:15oh it's a clunker
53:16it is isn't it?
53:17it suits me
53:18it's gentlemanly
53:19and if you get annoyed with me
53:21yeah
53:22you can just go
53:23like that
53:24and if I've made a mistake in the bath we can just quickly
53:26you can just scoop it up
53:27you can just scoop it up
53:30thank you very much
53:31I can tell this is actually rather beautiful
53:32it is a cracker isn't it?
53:33walnut?
53:34yeah
53:35no do you want one?
53:36oh
53:37it's just there on the plate
53:39thank you very much
53:41oh no it's a beauty isn't it?
53:42that makes me so happy
53:43I mean it is lovely
53:44but
53:45mine's a better present
53:46happy Christmas to you
53:47competitive Bob
53:48thank you Bob
53:49I wonder what this is
53:50if you like it I hope you like it
53:51is it a picture of Bob in a crown?
53:53it's a confession calendar
53:57it's nice
54:00do you see?
54:01I thought I'd make you look nice
54:02I see
54:03well I look pretty good like that
54:04don't I?
54:05I look like Laurence Llewellyn Bowie
54:06don't I?
54:07just relaxing in front of some books
54:11there's a nice one of you isn't it?
54:13isn't that nice you and Ted?
54:15you look quite sharp there don't you?
54:21a little tiny head
54:26look at that
54:27boom
54:30that was a bit rude boy mode
54:32wasn't it?
54:33yeah I thought you'd like that one
54:34I tell you what Bob
54:36it's not far off is it?
54:37well thank you
54:40what a treat
54:41I should probably go and get our little meal
54:44go on then
54:45we're going to have turkey
54:46and some cake
54:48oh
54:49it's a beauty isn't it?
54:50my favourite meal of the Christmas period
54:56oh
54:57go on slice me off some breast
54:59beautiful
55:00nicely cooked
55:01oh it is isn't it?
55:02look at that
55:03lovely yeah
55:04ah
55:06you cheeky fella
55:08it's actually a turkey cake
55:10it's a turkey cake
55:11it's a turkey cake
55:12it's a turkey cake
55:13oh lovely
55:14isn't that sensational
55:15I'm going in
55:16well done Bob
55:17a lovely bit of trickery there
55:18Christmas trickery
55:19lovely mate
55:20very good
55:21because you know Christmas is a time
55:22when you can be a little bit naughty
55:24change my wake
55:25do you want a carrot?
55:27go on
55:29oh
55:30hold on a minute
55:31hold on
55:32wait a minute
55:33wait a minute
55:34you two tricksters
55:35what are you doing to me?
55:37well bloody hell
55:38that's the nicest carrot
55:39I've ever had
55:40for me
55:49pretty by the end of our Cornish Christmas trip Bob
55:52it is
55:53how are you feeling about going home
55:54because it's going to be your first Christmas
55:56without your grandad
55:58it will be different
55:59and we'll all miss him
56:00yeah
56:01and it will never be the same again
56:03no
56:04but we'll pull a cracker
56:05yeah
56:06on his anniversary
56:07he liked a cracker
56:08well it's actually good to have
56:10very fond
56:11positive memories of people
56:12you know
56:13I do with my parents
56:14those
56:15my parents
56:16your grandad
56:17they had a long life
56:18so
56:19did have a long life
56:20yeah
56:21and here's a nice thing
56:22is round our Christmas table
56:23when the boys were young
56:25and grandad was sat there
56:26the little boys
56:28and grandad
56:29would always wear their paper hat
56:31right
56:32we were all too vain
56:33and full of ourselves
56:35yeah
56:36but all grandad
56:37and the kids
56:38that's what grandad's for really
56:40grandad's are for wearing paper hats
56:41sit there be quiet
56:42put the hat on grandad
56:43and carry them home
56:46home
56:47home
56:48home from the sea
56:49angel of mercy
56:51answer our plea
56:53can you hear that?
56:55I can
56:56yeah
56:57so sing it
56:58yeah
56:59what have you done?
57:00come with me to the window
57:02for a final Christmas spectacular
57:05come on
57:06come on mate
57:07joy
57:09joy
57:10joy
57:12joy
57:13joy
57:14joy
57:15joy
57:16joy
57:17the mouse hole
57:18male
57:19voice
57:20choir
57:21let earth
57:23receive
57:24a gift
57:26I love a male voice choir
57:28I know you do
57:29I know you do
57:30prepare him room
57:33joy
57:36Joy to the world
57:37the saviour reigns
57:39let all their songs employ
57:44happy christmas Paul
57:45merry christmas Paul
57:46merry christmas
57:47thanks mate
57:48what an amazing tree
57:50joy
57:51joy
57:52joy
57:53joy
57:54joy
57:55joy
58:00thank you
58:02And Merry Christmas to you all.
58:04Thank you very much.
58:05And away.
58:06Cheers and gone.
58:08Cheers and gone.
58:09Cheers and gone.
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