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Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing S08E06
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00:00Blimey, it never lets us down Scotland, does it, Paul?
00:06No.
00:06Look at it.
00:07This is the River Findhorn, Bob.
00:09Right.
00:10Findhorn, that could be a detective, couldn't it?
00:12ITV, probably.
00:14Findhorn.
00:15He's drunk, but he's good.
00:16He's drunk, but he's good, and we need him.
00:20Look at this down here.
00:21The prettiest river I've ever fished, Robert Mortimer.
00:24In these islands.
00:25So that's why we're here?
00:26That's why we're here, mate.
00:27And it gives me a chance to catch my first salmon on a fly.
00:30Yeah, I mean, conditions aren't great,
00:32but we don't care about conditions, do we, Bob?
00:34You do? You're obsessed with them.
00:36No, we overpower them with our positive thought.
00:38Come on, then.
00:39Come on, then.
00:39Here's your best, you.
00:41Come on.
00:42Oh, Paul, man, don't get this to grow.
00:44Come on.
00:57We are literally in the middle of nowhere, aren't we?
01:08Yeah, there's a sign there saying middle of nowhere.
01:12The Drainican Valley.
01:14Wow, have a look at that.
01:16In one curve of the river,
01:17I absolutely understand why you want it to come here.
01:20I'm not sure Ted's missing out on all this.
01:22Look at it.
01:22We're crossing the river, Paul.
01:26Into the river!
01:27Into the river!
01:28It's gripped!
01:30It's sorted!
01:31Let's off-road!
01:33Yeah!
01:34And we're in!
01:36And we're in!
01:37I feel like a wildebeest, don't you?
01:38Yeah, I know what you mean.
01:39Oh, that's one fish down.
01:41Oh!
01:44This is great, isn't it?
01:47That's it.
01:47Keep the push on.
01:48Do I need a bit of speed here?
01:49Put your foot down, Shane.
01:50Yes!
01:53Hello, little ships!
01:53Whoa, look at me, Dad!
01:58Wow!
02:00Wowzer!
02:01Do you think this is where Kate Bush was
02:02when she made that song?
02:04That, what, wow!
02:05Wow!
02:05Unbelievable!
02:08Lovely, thank you, Bob.
02:09Woo, woo, woo!
02:10Yeah!
02:12Let's fish!
02:15Wow.
02:16The sun's shining in Scotland.
02:17There ain't nowhere more pretty, is there?
02:19No.
02:19He's the boss.
02:20That's true.
02:22I think I'll watch you for a bit.
02:24This is so gorgeous.
02:25Yeah?
02:25You can never watch, mate.
02:32It's a smaller river than the salmon rivers
02:34you usually take me to, Paul.
02:35Yeah?
02:36It's hard for me to believe there are big salmon in here.
02:39I wouldn't say there's necessarily giant salmon in here, Bob,
02:42but there would have been a run of grills
02:43and some early spring fish
02:44that would still be lurking in there
02:46with a bit of luck.
02:47Come on, get me a fish.
02:49I'll try, Bob.
02:54How are you finding that wind?
02:55Actually, how can I put it?
02:59Difficult, yeah?
03:01Of all the weather conditions,
03:04I think it's the wind I hate most.
03:05Really?
03:06Yeah.
03:07I recently, just a bit like David Beckham,
03:10that's the kind of guy I am,
03:11I got myself, like, an outdoor kitchen area.
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:15A barbecue and stuff.
03:16And with your tattoos in your night hood, yeah?
03:19And the wind.
03:21The wind ruins it.
03:22It's not so bad when it's overcast.
03:24Right.
03:25We've got an umbrella,
03:26so it doesn't matter if it's raining.
03:27Yeah.
03:28But the wind just makes it tiresome, you know?
03:30Yeah.
03:31I think outside dining
03:32is actually sometimes overrated
03:34for that very reason, Bob.
03:35Yeah.
03:38That's a good cast, mate.
03:39Is there any salmon?
03:42Oh!
03:42Now, was that a salmon or a trout?
03:44Well, if it was a trout,
03:45it was a decent trout.
03:47It was a big old trout.
03:48Yeah.
03:48A big old trout might just take this.
03:52I think we're losing the sun, Paul, so...
03:55Yeah.
03:55That improves the chances.
03:56It does.
03:57Yeah.
03:57Yeah.
03:58Bob, I had a dream about you
04:01not too long ago.
04:02Yeah?
04:02Yeah.
04:04Was I picking up a trophy?
04:06No, we were actually getting married.
04:09We were getting married.
04:10Yeah, and you had a really thick head of hair.
04:13Now, which of those is the more likely?
04:18Yeah!
04:19Oh, ha!
04:20It's a trout, though.
04:21Oh, well done, old Paul.
04:22I thought you were right on it.
04:24Come on, now you imagine
04:25if that was a ten-pound salmon.
04:27Hey!
04:27We don't need the net, Bob.
04:28Okay.
04:29Here we go.
04:31Check us out.
04:32We're the guys.
04:33He's gone!
04:33Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:36I did see him.
04:37He had a little tiny hint of red spots.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Quite dark on the back.
04:42Peaty water, look.
04:43Yeah.
04:43That's often the case, you know.
04:45Right.
04:45Yeah.
04:47But he went for it, didn't he?
04:48Look.
04:49Aggressive.
04:50Wow.
04:50Well, that's hopeful, isn't it, Paul?
04:51Yeah, yeah.
04:52And it's just after the sun went in.
04:55Yeah.
04:56So I'm going to buy into that fisherman's myth.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Thank you, little trout.
05:02Keep fishing out, Paul.
05:03I'm going to get on the river.
05:04On the river, as it were.
05:05On the river?
05:06Whereabouts?
05:07I'm going to go just beyond you, if you don't mind.
05:09No, I don't mind.
05:09And try and get myself a trout.
05:11Okay, mate.
05:12All right.
05:13Bonne chance, Murray.
05:14Bonne chance.
05:14How beautiful is this?
05:38It's incredible, isn't it?
05:40Yeah.
05:41I sort of just started to breathe, you know?
05:44Yeah.
05:44And relax.
05:46Yeah.
06:05Oh, little Paul.
06:08It's just a snatch.
06:10Paul, gold legal.
06:11You're joking.
06:12They're just behind you.
06:13Bloody hell.
06:14Wow.
06:16Wow.
06:17Checking you out.
06:19Ain't it?
06:30Perfect time for a cuppa, isn't it?
06:32Ain't it beautiful?
06:33I told you, it's one of the prettiest rivers I've ever been to.
06:35Yeah.
06:36And I'm sharing it with one of the prettiest men I've ever met.
06:40That's nice.
06:44Bob, I've got an ailment.
06:47Yeah?
06:47I've got a thing on my head.
06:50I've got a thing on my head, you know?
06:50Tell me.
06:50I mean, I know about your thing.
06:52You see it?
06:52Oh, it does look a lot worse.
06:54I know.
06:54Well, they were a bit concerned, so they did a biopsy.
06:58It was fine.
06:58It was negative.
06:59But, I mean, you always wear a hat, so well done.
07:02But I sometimes don't.
07:03I try to when I'm fishing, but it's dangerous as we get older.
07:06I've got a lot of skin damage from the sun.
07:08Yeah.
07:08Like, I have to put this horrible cream on soon.
07:11Chemo cream.
07:12Oh, do you?
07:13Falling apart.
07:13I know.
07:14A lot of the ladies now just do put on a bit of SP just every single day, don't they?
07:19Yes.
07:20I think probably fellas need to catch up.
07:22Yeah.
07:23I was told by the skin specialist, he said,
07:27from April to October, whenever you go out, you should put some on.
07:30Yeah.
07:31I just don't like...
07:32You've got somebody to do it for you, haven't you?
07:34What, an oiler?
07:34Yeah.
07:35A creamer?
07:36A creamer.
07:37That's good for tea, this.
07:40Very nice cup of tea, isn't it?
07:42Do you know what, Paul?
07:43You need a haircut.
07:44Well, what's left of my hair is a bit straggly, isn't it?
07:46Yeah.
07:47But it ages you.
07:48Do you think?
07:49No, honestly, it doesn't.
07:50Okay, you be careful of that.
07:52What, you're offering to let me cut it?
07:53I'd love to cut it.
07:54You can give it a trim.
07:55Can I say something?
07:56You've got a sort of growth on the top of your head as well.
07:59What's going on?
08:00I never look at it.
08:01That's a nice.
08:01You're like, there's a bit there, sort of rock formation.
08:05Is there anything moving inside?
08:07Is there anything moving?
08:08No, there's just these little sort of rock formations.
08:11Because I've always had this fear that some insect might lay an egg.
08:13That's the terror, isn't it?
08:15Yeah.
08:15You might get a degree of satisfaction removing one as a surgeon.
08:19As a surgeon, yeah.
08:21Would you do it with a flourish?
08:24Yeah, I'd do it not looking.
08:26Should we do some more fishing, Bob?
08:33Yeah, let's do it.
08:34That's on.
08:34Yeah, let's do it.
09:04Oh, f***.
09:08Paulie!
09:10I'm in.
09:11You get one, Bob.
09:13I don't know what I'm doing.
09:15It's just a trout.
09:17I say just a trout.
09:18It's a beautiful one.
09:20Blimey, well done, mate.
09:23Hey.
09:25Quite a bit of gold on there.
09:27My first Scottish trout, that is.
09:29And away.
09:34There he goes.
09:36That was a pretty fish.
09:39Brilliant solo effort.
09:41Soon as the White House clears off, we get some action.
09:44Did you get one?
09:55Beautiful trout.
09:56How big?
09:59Well, well done, mate.
10:00At least we've got a trout each day.
10:01I say, Paul, can you remember your first car, Reg, or your first, your telephone number when you were at home?
10:17You know, your mum and dad's phone number.
10:18760-414.
10:21Yeah.
10:22I thought, until I started it, I thought, I haven't got a clue.
10:25Do you feel really good about that, that you remembered that?
10:28Yeah, I do, yeah.
10:28There's still life in there.
10:29Yeah.
10:30I'm going to remember my national insurance number.
10:33Yeah.
10:33Do you want that?
10:34Go on, then.
10:34What about my PIN number?
10:36Would you like that?
10:36No, the worst thing for me, Bob, with memory is, if I have a thought in my mind, and I let another one intrude for a millisecond, the initial one's gone.
10:50Yeah.
10:50And I curse myself for it.
10:54If I walk into a room, and I've forgotten why I went into it, if it's the kitchen, I just assume it was to look in the fridge.
11:02And then if it's the living...
11:02Any other people's kitchen.
11:04Yeah, why not?
11:05Definitely.
11:06Do you know where I tend not to forget why I came into the room?
11:10Go on.
11:10The toilet.
11:12Do you know what I mean?
11:13Yeah.
11:14Well, there's only...
11:15I suppose there's three options.
11:18What's the three options?
11:20To have a wee or a number two?
11:22Or just for the peace and quiet?
11:32Ah, well, Paul, I think it's time for the accommodation, but it is a beauty.
11:35Is it?
11:36Yeah, it's worth going to.
11:37Really?
11:38Yeah, and we've got tomorrow to fish, so...
11:39Okay.
11:39Watch yourself, watch yourself.
11:48Go on, son.
11:50Go, go, go, go, go, go.
11:52See that there?
12:05See what it said?
12:06What does it say?
12:07Rosari?
12:08Rosari.
12:09It's a bit French, isn't it?
12:10Yeah, that's where we're staying, and it has got a bit of a French face.
12:13Has it?
12:13On account of the fact that it's classy.
12:15Oh, I see.
12:17Oh, hello.
12:18Ooh.
12:19Ooh.
12:19Ooh, you like.
12:21Yeah, I like it.
12:22Look, there's animals there.
12:23What a view.
12:24Ted would like it here, wouldn't he?
12:26God, wouldn't he be after them sheep?
12:28Yeah, I love it.
12:31Spacious.
12:32We're going to be cosy here, Paul.
12:34Yeah, lovely, nice telly, Bob.
12:36Upstairs.
12:36Up of the stairs.
12:38Cool, so dynamic.
12:39You going right?
12:40I'll go right.
12:41Ah.
12:43I think I've done good.
12:45Hey.
12:47This is your room, Bob.
12:50Ah, nice, yeah.
12:52Let me have a look.
12:53Lovely.
12:53Yeah, you'll prefer that one.
12:56I might have been missed one.
12:57No, Paul.
13:01Dislodge me at your peril.
13:03Paul.
13:04Are you going to pull me off?
13:05I chose right.
13:05Are you going to pull me off?
13:06I chose right.
13:07Keep pulling me off.
13:09I chose right.
13:10I'll tell you what, Bob.
13:11No, you can have it, mate.
13:13Come on.
13:15Oh, your room is so bad.
13:24Paul, I'm going to cut your hair tonight, yeah?
13:26OK, Bobby.
13:27Excuse me, sir.
13:33Sir?
13:34Yeah?
13:35It's a hairdresser's salon.
13:36You're a belligerent hairdresser.
13:38Yeah.
13:38We need to get a move on.
13:40I've got six other clients waiting, you see?
13:44OK.
13:44Welcome to Clip Clop Hairdresser's Hair Boutique, actually, sir.
13:49Hair Boutique.
13:50Hair Boutique, mate.
13:51Do you know why it's called Clip Clop?
13:52No, go on.
13:53Because I used to do horses.
13:55I see.
13:55So I let me trade on the horses.
13:57On the horses, yeah.
13:58Can it be a light trim, please?
14:00I'm only using stuff from the kitchen.
14:01I've got a couple of scissors and a potato peeler.
14:05They might come in useful.
14:06Go on, then.
14:07Your technique is rubbish.
14:15It's all flying in my eyes and everything.
14:17Your technique is rubbish.
14:20I'm going to bring some of the chaps down here.
14:22We're going to smash your salon up, mate.
14:29That's happened before.
14:31I tell you, Paul, you should worry about this hair.
14:35It's a bit late now, Bob, isn't it?
14:36Served me well, better than yours did.
14:39No, I accept that, yeah.
14:41But it's so liquidy.
14:44It's like fog.
14:46Oh.
14:47Your chairside manner isn't very good, Bob.
14:49All right, I'll get better, then.
14:53So, sir.
14:55Yeah?
14:55How's things at the retirement home?
14:58Retirement village?
14:59Oh, I own it.
15:00Retirement village?
15:00I own it, actually.
15:01You own it, do you, sir?
15:02Yeah, yeah.
15:02Been a lot of complaints, hasn't there?
15:04No, no.
15:05I've seen in the local paper.
15:07A lot of complaints about the owner peering through the windows.
15:09What?
15:12Oh, I like it, I like it.
15:14You're pretty gung-ho, aren't you?
15:16What's your name?
15:17What's my name?
15:18Yeah.
15:18Requeous.
15:20Oh.
15:21That bull.
15:22No, Requeous hasn't got any appointments for at least a month.
15:27God, can Requeous fit me in?
15:30I'm sure he can.
15:33Ha-ha!
15:36What do you think?
15:37Oh, actually, it's all right, Bob.
15:39I mean...
15:40You're happy with that?
15:41Yeah, it's all right.
15:41When I was young, I would have been able to carry that off.
15:43I think you look great, Paul.
15:45I think you look great.
15:45I mean, okay.
15:46Thanks, Bob.
15:48No worries.
15:56I wish I hadn't given you a haircut now.
15:59Why?
15:59You look younger than me.
16:00Don't like that.
16:01Ha-ha-ha!
16:02Shall we say hello to the cows?
16:04Yeah, come on.
16:06Cows?
16:07How do you feel?
16:07Moo.
16:08Mm?
16:08Hey, cows.
16:10Mm?
16:11Do you want a Northern Irish cow?
16:13Moo.
16:15Moo.
16:15Moo.
16:17Moo.
16:17So it is night.
16:18Brummie cow.
16:19They might be from Birmingham.
16:20Moo.
16:21Moo.
16:22Moo.
16:23Georgie?
16:24Moo Lake.
16:25Merry Christmas.
16:40Moo.
16:40Moo.
16:43Moo.
16:48Moo.
16:49Moo.
16:50Moo.
16:50Moo.
16:50Moo.
16:51Lovely morning, isn't it?
17:03Isn't it? Look at this.
17:05I'm tempted to say morning private with that haircut.
17:08Oh, yeah, captain, surely.
17:09Yeah, no, you're right. I'll give you that.
17:11Yeah.
17:12Well, I think it makes you look a lot younger.
17:15OK.
17:18I noticed you went for the whole meal.
17:21Hmm.
17:22I don't really like white bread anymore.
17:25Sourdough, I like. Do you like sourdough?
17:27I can't stand it. I don't understand it.
17:30If it was an independent area of cuisine, I'd understand it,
17:34but it's sold as bread.
17:36Oh, I see what you mean, yeah.
17:37If it was marketed as not bread.
17:39Or just marketed as, I don't know, sourdough, call it Chadwick.
17:43Yep, sourdough Chadwick.
17:44Have you got any Chadwick?
17:45Yep.
17:46Yeah, we've got a sourdough Chadwick here.
17:47I'll take it.
17:49OK.
17:49Oh, and do you sell bread as well?
17:50Would you like it sliced?
17:53Can you slice it?
17:54You can slice a sourdough.
17:55Yep, you can slice a Chadwick.
18:01It's the best thing since sliced Chadwick.
18:03Right, another exciting day awaits us, Bob.
18:26Yep.
18:27You excited?
18:29Yeah, what a place to be.
18:30Yeah, are you scared?
18:32I'm not scared.
18:33I'm scared of an old melee.
18:35What about your inner demons?
18:37Scared of them.
18:38Phew.
18:43If we go just up here a bit,
18:45I'm going to keep well out of your way.
18:48That's good.
18:49Let that swing around and give it a tiny little twitch as you go.
18:52And then you can take a step down after this one.
18:58That's it.
19:03I think someone had a go at it, then.
19:04Did it?
19:05I think so, yeah.
19:06You got any sunglasses, Bob?
19:08Yeah.
19:09Can you put them on?
19:10In the interests of your...
19:11I got too excited.
19:13Yeah, fair play.
19:14You do get excited, don't you?
19:22That's nice.
19:24If you were a trap,
19:25where would you want to lie in a pool like this?
19:28Well, I'd go in the very quiet areas over there.
19:30Would you?
19:31Yeah.
19:31Because you'd be lazy, aren't you?
19:33Indolent.
19:33Well, that's a good cast.
19:39Yes!
19:42Missed him.
19:46Good fish?
19:48Bad fish for me.
19:49He nicked off, didn't he?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Don't walk while you're fishing.
19:53I'm really glad I found another W
19:55that I can shout at you not to do.
20:02Ah, Bob.
20:03I'm really glad you're here.
20:33There comes a time when you have to knock it on the head for a bit, Bob.
20:41Come in.
20:43Your time is off.
20:50It's going to take...
20:51You look so heroic.
21:02Oh!
21:03Oh!
21:03Glad to have a break.
21:04That wind is really difficult.
21:07Challenging.
21:08Are you hungry, Paul?
21:10I am a little bit peckish.
21:10You a bit?
21:11Yeah.
21:12I've got something nice for us to have.
21:13Have you?
21:13And, you know, for once, in recent months, it's slightly heart-healthy, so...
21:18Ah, some heart health.
21:19Yeah, you can tuck in.
21:21If we're not careful, Bob, we get a little bit blasé, don't we?
21:23You do.
21:24I think we have to keep banging the drum, you know?
21:26I've spoken to other people who've had heart surgery and so on,
21:29and every one of us is great for six months.
21:31Yeah.
21:32No saturated fats, no sugar, packing, smoking and all that.
21:35But then the creep comes in.
21:37The creep, isn't it?
21:37And that's where I think that if the person's got a significant other,
21:42wife, whatever, we've really got to kick in and help if they can,
21:47because about six months, you think, yeah, whatever, I've got new pipes.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Yeah.
21:54Got to keep going, though.
21:55Got to.
21:55How would you help me if I was, if you, you know, you saw me tucking into cakes and puddings?
22:01What was your...
22:01I'll have half of that.
22:03That would be my offer of help.
22:06All right, Bobby, shall we?
22:09Ah!
22:10Cool, that was almost dynamic, that.
22:12Hey, don't slide back now.
22:14Can you do that?
22:15I don't want to.
22:18You should.
22:18OK.
22:19Ten of them a day, you'll live an extra ten years.
22:21Yeah.
22:23What is it?
22:24This?
22:25That's it, yeah?
22:27Well, yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:28Right, I'll have a little fish around the corner while you conjure up whatever it is you're making.
22:48Nice.
22:49That's the one.
23:19Paul, your dinner's ready!
23:40Do you want it hot?
23:42OK.
23:42OK.
23:49Hey, boss.
23:55All right, chef.
23:57You took your time, were you enjoying it?
24:00Just fished hard, Bob.
24:01Oh, some burnt offerings, yeah?
24:04Yeah, it's not a venison burger.
24:07I think I call it...
24:08I cooked it on stones, Paul, the meat.
24:11What the earth has gotten into you?
24:14Oh, it's your hair?
24:14Yeah.
24:15Yeah.
24:16So you cooked it on stones?
24:17I cooked it on stones.
24:18You overcooked it on stones, yeah?
24:20No, it's beautiful.
24:21Look at that.
24:22Oh, no, the bun!
24:24This is this Scottish bun, what do they call it?
24:25Burnt buns or burnt...
24:26Oh, burnt buns, yeah.
24:27Dark buns, black buns.
24:28Dark buns, yeah.
24:29Very good for you, Venice, isn't it?
24:32Least fatty of all the meats.
24:35Right?
24:36Do you know that bun's all right?
24:38Mm.
24:39It is.
24:42I love fishing here, Paul.
24:43Mutual, isn't it?
24:44Because I knew nothing of this place.
24:46It's magical.
24:47Part Hobbit, part Canada.
24:49Yeah.
24:51Come on, let's get back out there.
24:52It's our last chance, this, for another trout or a salmon.
24:55Come on, then.
24:55I'm going to go up and try another little spot, yeah?
25:22Yeah, right, where?
25:23Up here.
25:24Right, just round that bend, OK?
25:26All right, all right.
25:26Go on, then.
25:28Bon chance.
25:54Whoops.
25:59Yes!
26:02Oh, it's tiny.
26:04It's really tiny.
26:05A little, tiny salmon par.
26:12Paul hasn't got a salmon.
26:16Wait till I tell him.
26:18Let's get him back, because he's precious.
26:20Oh, well, that's nice.
26:26Off you go.
26:27He's gone.
26:29And away!
26:32Oh, well, that's nice.
26:34Because a young'un's hopeful for the future.
26:36No joy, Paul?
26:47Nah, you, Bob?
26:48Nah, no trout.
26:51Nothing?
26:52I thought it would have been easier, you know?
26:54What, up there?
26:55Yeah.
26:56Hard going, isn't it, mate?
26:58I've given my all.
27:01Is this why the salmon's so priced, because it's so hard to catch?
27:03Well, really, we've been very lucky, Bob, as I say, you know?
27:07In the past, we've done very well, but...
27:09Yeah, it'd be a hell of a fisherman, I think,
27:12so don't you get down on yourself.
27:14Oh, thank you.
27:15A hell of a fisherman that could catch a salmon here.
27:17Yeah.
27:18Maybe there's one person, I don't know.
27:20Do you know what I mean?
27:21There'll be some old-timer who knows exactly where to get them.
27:25I'm not a person.
27:26I caught a salmon, Paul.
27:27Watch it on the telly.
27:31I got a salmon!
27:32No, you didn't.
27:34Yes!
27:40Hello, Harry.
27:42Harry, what are you doing, mate?
27:44I just wondered if you fancy doing a series again.
27:48Because I'm sick of that multimer.
27:50Keep trying, Paul, you might get one.
27:51We've been going together
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