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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:29Is it, though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh, I don't know who he was.
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:42Go have it.
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57I love Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no, I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, gabinet.
01:15What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Webberfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Webberfield?
01:36No, really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:47Merry Christmas!
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho!
02:05We're selling for yours later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Hey!
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay!
02:18So that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Mine.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:51Merry Christmas!
02:52Merry Christmas!
03:01Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it. Thanks.
03:13It's just them two. Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God! This is so much better than mine!
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:40Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
04:00It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order. And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:13Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me, you grunt.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah.
04:17The sooner the better. I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:21The sooner the better.
04:22The sooner the better.
04:23The sooner the better.
04:27Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:37Computer, stop.
04:38Stop.
04:51Oh no.
04:53Now playing Gold.
04:55Computer, stop or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:09Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow. What did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday. When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:29I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:41And it's nice.
05:43Just being here.
05:45Basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:58And I think to myself,
06:00At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:10You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13What kind of host are you?
06:34How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:37How are you really?
06:44Not great.
06:46Come here.
06:58I'm on a year cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:03Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working.
07:06For triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry.
07:10With someone called Stab Wound.
07:12Who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Go on, drink.
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:22Slow down, Moses.
07:24And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:28You're a helmet.
07:29Get a drink and just shut up.
07:30Wow!
07:32Oh, sorry.
07:34Is there a speed limit?
07:36No, there isn't.
07:37You crack on.
07:39How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:42Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:46It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:47Oh, I don't know.
07:48A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:49Oh, cute.
07:50Merry Christmas!
07:51Merry Christmas!
07:52Merry Christmas!
07:53Merry Christmas!
07:54Cheers, aren't you?
07:55I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
07:56Oh, no, we're not.
07:57Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
07:58He's well excited.
07:59We don't mind, do we?
08:00No, we don't mind.
08:01Brilliant idea.
08:02Hey, Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:10We don't mind, do we?
08:11No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:17Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:21I don't know, do I?
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It looks wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right.
08:26Come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:41Did he say he was gonna?
08:42Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:55Bye.
09:00Bye.
09:13Bye bye.
09:18Bye.
09:22Bye bye.
09:23Bye bye.
09:24Right, let's see you when it's ready.
09:45Oh, I won!
09:47Oh, sorry Liam.
09:48Right, come on you.
09:49Let's go sit down.
09:51Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about rabbit love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:10Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckoned it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:16Yeah, well they're probably right.
10:18Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring.
10:21And a bullet in it.
10:22Oh, my goodness.
10:24Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it actually.
10:27No, hang on, hang on.
10:28Where are you even going to look?
10:29I don't know.
10:30We can't just sit here.
10:31Maybe you should call the police?
10:32And say what?
10:33That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours?
10:36Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet and the ring.
10:39Hello, Charles.
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:48Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:58You must miss them very much.
11:00It's been so long.
11:03Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:06But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:29I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:31So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:39Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:48Thanks.
12:01I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15Sorry.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:17And?
12:18What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:24But we've already done that.
12:26So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:32We stand around awkwardly.
12:34Not so much.
12:35And then at some point,
12:37preferably very soon,
12:39your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:48That might work.
12:51Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:56Let's get some roasties.
12:59Oops.
13:00Hi.
13:01Hey!
13:03I told you to wait for your dad.
13:07You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:11Yeah, I have been.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Have this got opened all the presents?
13:27Er, no.
13:28Not yet.
13:29Uh-huh-huh.
13:31Come on.
13:33Come on, Adia.
13:34What have you got?
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:43Pass this to your brother.
13:44What have you got?
13:51What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Come on, bro.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:04Aw.
14:06Hello, Kane.
14:09Because it's a spanner.
14:11Yeah, I got it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey.
14:14Yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:15Aw.
14:16Did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18Need to get back, too.
14:22And?
14:23How are you, mister?
14:25Yeah.
14:26It's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30Nah.
14:31Nah, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:35Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:40So what are we going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time.
14:43Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right.
14:46Do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:52Brought you some company.
14:54Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:01I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:04Oh, happy birthday.
15:06Hope we're not imposing too much.
15:08How much is too much?
15:10Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down.
15:15Get comfy.
15:16And you guys.
15:17Get on the settee.
15:18Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:21Yeah, no worries.
15:22Has Billy got the kids?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:27Kim Tate's sat here.
15:28Well, I've got a box of them.
15:30I'll bring you one.
15:31Really?
15:32No, Sam.
15:33Oh.
15:34Right.
15:35Jorks.
15:36Er, drinks.
15:39Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:41Merry Christmas.
15:42Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:44but it's only really for people joining family.
15:47Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:50from weather-resistant footwear,
15:52I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:55Will this do?
15:56Oh.
15:57My absolute favourite.
16:06Merry Christmas.
16:08Happy Christmas.
16:09Bye-bye.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:12Merry Christmas and all that.
16:14Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:18They'll be over once I've finished a violin.
16:20Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:23I thought I heard an entrance.
16:24Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:25This do you?
16:26Um, have you two met properly?
16:28Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:31No, formally I meant.
16:33Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:36Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:38Oh, really?
16:39No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:43Not been bigging me up, then?
16:45I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh.
16:49In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:04I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:07Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:08Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:12Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:15Pre-planned.
17:16Promise.
17:17But, er, I might see you later.
17:18It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:21Right then.
17:22Yeah.
17:23What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:27Business as usual.
17:28Er, can I just check?
17:30Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:40You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46What?
17:49What?
17:50Sure.
17:51Won't what?
17:53Drink from the welly.
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:57Drink from the welly.
17:59This is very weird.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:01I'm uncomfortable.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:07Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11Still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:42It's all right.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:08Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:16Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:22You still inheriting home farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:34I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:38Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:47Finally!
19:48Oh, you knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53I've been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:55It's been longer than that.
19:56Well, it must have been on silent.
19:58Sorry.
19:59Just, we thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about it yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06I'm done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello.
20:10Hey.
20:11First of all, greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we, uh, we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:40So, Eric, this thing with them, you and Carrie,
21:10was it a slow burn, or...?
21:14Carrie and I have been extremely fond of each other
21:17for a very long time.
21:21And the fondness has, uh, blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:28Did I?
21:33Supposed to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:36Now what?
21:42Eat it, boy.
21:44Put it on your heart.
21:46Hey!
21:46Sweet, sweet.
21:48Woo-hoo!
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you, like, our granddad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Ah.
22:02Is that OK?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh!
22:08Banger!
22:10Oh, there she goes.
22:11Yes, Kate!
22:18No, Kate!
22:22Kate, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26OK, see you later.
22:27Take care.
22:27Bye-bye.
22:28Bye.
22:29Bye.
22:33Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:39Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:44Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:46Uh, but, yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you guests?
22:53All right, everyone.
22:54Merry Christmas.
22:55You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:57Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:59Uh, better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:03You OK?
23:05Hello.
23:06Come here.
23:07I love you.
23:08Going to be all right, aren't we?
23:09Yeah.
23:11Where's Eve?
23:12Oh, with Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14She's with, er, with Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blown you out, have she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:25Sorry.
23:25I've got to be all right.
23:46It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:48OK, right, I'll miss a book.
24:06Oh, this should be good.
24:08What the Ladybird heard?
24:10No?
24:11What the Ladybird heard next?
24:13Hmm.
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:14Oh, er, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:17No, no, no, no, we have to wait, right,
24:19for how many words first.
24:21Right, of course.
24:21Er, two, two, four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title?
24:28Oh, er, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Oh, well, if you start mumming that,
24:32I'm gouging me on out.
24:33No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:36Go on, go on.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee
24:38when he went to New York
24:39and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty
24:44about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, no, go on, show him.
24:47You can make a note next year.
24:48We're playing the game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:52What have you been doing?
24:52Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle.
25:02I'm now.
25:03I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:10Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:12Ha, ha, ha.
25:14Oh, hang on.
25:14I know it.
25:15Um, tequila mockingbird.
25:18Ooh.
25:19Oh, you got it.
25:20You got it.
25:20Oh, thanks.
25:21Go on, you man.
25:22Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:24All right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:40Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:45Yeah?
25:45Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:51Decent, that one.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:55Hey, hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:04Aye?
26:06Yeah.
26:06We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to, I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So, we're playing then or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:35Look, we can team up, we can take turns.
26:40I just, I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:45And this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:50Fine.
26:51Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:56There's pudding.
26:56Oh!
27:01Have you just helped Dylan?
27:04Yeah.
27:04One sec.
27:07All right.
27:09Let's go.
27:13Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are going to be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:20It's me.
27:32Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42What a surprise.
28:02There's a really good way!
28:10What a surprise. You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:13Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh, I do.
28:15It's pretty good, that one.
28:17I can't believe you lost.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow.
28:21I don't know.
28:22Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh!
28:25Oh, yeah!
28:26No, we can't. I went and chucked them out.
28:28What? Why?
28:29He was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:53Ooh! Anyone want another drink?
28:56Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:58Or, I've got another one.
28:59Oh, this is a really good one.
29:01Never Have I Ever.
29:03Shall we play that?
29:04Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:07Never Have I Ever.
29:08Ooh!
29:09Let's think.
29:10What shall I go with?
29:11Never Have I Ever.
29:13Come on.
29:14Never Have I Ever.
29:16Ripped!
29:17How many ones head off their shoulders, but you know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on!
29:21Never Have I Ever.
29:22Never Have You Ever.
29:23But this drug, like, is out.
29:25Oh, my God.
29:26Oh, my God.
29:27Come on, man.
29:28Who are you?
29:29My wife's done this.
29:31Have you lost your tongue, eh?
29:32Oh, no.
29:33Wait, that's right.
29:34Not yet, you haven't, because I'm going to cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:38All right well come on then. Who are you and why have you done this?
29:45Have you lost your tongue yeah? Oh no wait that's right not yet you haven't because
29:50I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well that's a big threat from a man in your very precarious position.
30:08You know I know who you are. No. Saved on introductions. Johnny Psycho the murderer.
30:31Not true. Hmm. That kid wrapped himself up in town bowling and jumped in the lake of the air.
30:38Show some respect. That kid had a name. Nate. And his death was an accident.
30:45Right. Well that'll be why nobody hates you then. Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:52Not very popular are you?
30:55Truth be told I made some mistakes. I let things slip. But now I'm gonna make up for it. The storm's coming.
31:17Not literally. Idiot.
31:23Read.
31:27You caused a bit of one though didn't you? What with your little siege.
31:31Yeah I read all about that in the news. A sword. Very er. Very visually arresting.
31:38Not quite as effective as a bullet though. I came this close. To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:48Just after I drugged you. And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:53You know I was so wrong about you. You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything. He knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:09Cause this is your little squat is it?
32:12I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well I see. Yours, it's er, it's mine now.
32:20Well, he suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little padded cell for ya.
32:27Cause that's where you're ending up.
32:29I'm ending up with Aaron. Together like we are meant to be.
32:34Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:37With you and Robert nowhere to be seen. By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing Necoming Clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth. Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:51And yet I know that's three. I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job don't you think?
33:03No it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:09She's never gonna forgive me for this and you know that.
33:16Mmm. Fair for that Liam.
33:18You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:23Oh!
33:24Well it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:28I mean it wasn't a game but we took it very seriously.
33:33Kindred spirits.
33:34Ah, cute.
33:35I am actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an engraved on Christmas day?
33:39Since that's where you've been.
33:41Oh sorry, is this a private party?
33:50Doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:52We didn't want to intrude.
33:53No, no, no. Not at all.
33:55Is Mary not with you?
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen.
34:01And serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:04I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:16But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Oh, I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No.
34:29Just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:33Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:40I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.
34:47Ah, it's good. It's very good.
34:49Erm...
34:50I just...
34:51I just wanted to say...
34:53This year's been a bit...
34:54Well, I mean, even by our standards, er...
34:57It's been a weird one.
35:01It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:07It's scary.
35:10And...
35:12It's been sad.
35:14But it's also been...
35:19Amazing.
35:21And although you...
35:24Most of you are...
35:26A pain in the backside.
35:28Erm...
35:29You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:33And...
35:35I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:46My family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:53No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:05And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:08isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:11Charity's just...
36:12It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo!
36:19So, do you know what I'm gonna do?
36:20Right now.
36:21I'm gonna go home.
36:22And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:25Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:45Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:51Torch is on.
36:53Okay.
36:54Let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:56We'll swap.
36:58Bye.
37:01Been a bit quiet on the way over here.
37:05Been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:09I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12Oh, yeah.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:19What are we doing?
37:20Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:24Yeah.
37:25What's this?
37:26This is a lot of hard work.
37:29So, are you up for it?
37:30Me?
37:31Why?
37:33Because this is your car.
37:35Merry Christmas, son.
37:37Is it actually mine?
37:39Well, I mean, it's a bit of a stare at the moment.
37:41I don't care.
37:42Well, it won't be when we're finished though.
37:44Because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:00Three years.
38:01What?
38:02Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:07So, are you up for it or what?
38:09Yeah, definitely.
38:12Let's go.
38:42like I didn't exist
39:12can you stop walking into me please
39:24well we're certain it's me that's walking into you are we
39:27absolutely 110%
39:29oh no don't be that person
39:31what person
39:32the butcher of percentages
39:34butchera is not a word
39:37yes it is
39:38what's it mean then
39:39someone who butchers
39:43it's just a butcher
39:44are you going to open the door then or what
39:47you've got the keys
39:48oh you've got the keys
39:49you've got the keys in your hand
39:51right now
39:52oh
39:53I think I might be a bit drunk
39:56yeah well you're stone cold sober compared to Aaron
39:58do you think you're still asleep
40:00oh yeah
40:01you'll be flat out in that back room all night
40:04right
40:07hush
40:08where have you been
40:14out
40:15yeah I think the clue was when you walked back in
40:19where'd you go
40:20went for a walk
40:22oh right
40:24be like that Mr
40:25international man of mystery
40:28so
40:32not an easy day then
40:34no it's been fun
40:37where is everyone
40:39er
40:41Vanessa and Johnny have gone home
40:42Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter and
40:46Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze
40:51we are alone
40:53for once
40:56do you want to take advantage
40:59mm-hmm
41:00are we good
41:01we're great
41:04come on then
41:11come on then
41:13Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:34Oh, back at you, boy!
41:36Hold on!
41:43I'm sorry, boy!
41:47I can't give you a hug.
41:50I can't give you a hug!
41:56I can't give you a hug!
42:02I will give you a hug!
42:07That's better.
42:29Big day, eh?
42:32Big year.
42:35I thought it was going to be the best year ever.
42:37Yeah, yeah, I'll go check. Won't be safe.
42:41I'll go check.
42:43I'll go check.
42:44I'll go check.
42:46I'll go check.
42:47I'll go check.
42:48I'll go check.
42:49I'll go check.
42:50I'll go check.
42:51I'll go check.
42:53I'll go check.
42:54I'll go check.
42:56I'll go check.
42:56I'll go check.
42:57I'll go check.
42:59I'll go check.
43:00I'll go check.
43:01I'll go check.
43:03I'll go check.
43:04I'll go check.
43:06I'll go check.
43:07I'll go check.
43:08I'll go check.
43:09I'll go check.
43:10I'll go check.
43:11No, he's fine.
43:18He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:29So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:352025 has been a shocking year, but 26, that is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me, we're going to be together, no matter what.
44:05We're going to be together.
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