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00:00A big scarf.
00:05Leaving a play date that did not go well.
00:09It's Anna Garcia.
00:11Hey.
00:12You all right?
00:13He pissed on me.
00:15And about to break dance, but never starting.
00:19It's Giovanni.
00:24Here we go.
00:25Here we go.
00:26Come on, get into it.
00:27Here we go.
00:28Whoo!
00:29Hey!
00:32They're all here to make a gay rage.
00:37Ba, ba, ba, da.
00:39Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:45Wah!
00:48OK.
00:49Anna's face in the corner of the intro.
00:50No music.
00:52Welcome to Make Some Noise.
00:54The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:56I am your host, Sam Wright.
00:57Here's how the show works.
00:58I appear a series of improvisational prompts our players have never seen before.
01:05Mr. Giamatti?
01:05Paul!
01:06Isn't that right, players?
01:07Who are you now?
01:08They will to the best of their ability to fulfill those props.
01:12I will award them corresponding points, and the winner will go home with the coveted Golden
01:15Ear, which connects via USB-C. But nothing happens.
01:19Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:23Yeah!
01:24In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
01:27This is a little minigame that we like to call Take Some Direction, How It Works As Players.
01:31I will give you a single line of dialogue to repeat over and over and over again.
01:36As I do, I will give you direction.
01:38Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:42Does that make sense?
01:43Clear as day.
01:44We will start with Josh.
01:45Josh, no direction to start out with.
01:46Your line is from airplane, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
01:52No problem.
01:53I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
01:56Anna, give me a little bit less.
01:57I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
01:59Giovanna, give me a little bit less.
02:01I'm serious.
02:02Don't call me Shirley.
02:04Josh, like a weird little fuckin' weirdo.
02:07This is half the props these days.
02:10Don't do the tongue stuff.
02:12Please don't.
02:13Hey, Josh.
02:14Hey, Josh.
02:14Easy on tongue.
02:15Do the tongue stuff.
02:16No!
02:17I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:29I want to put it down.
02:30Anna, like a petulant prince.
02:33Sadie, I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:39Giovanni, a Russian spy trying unsuccessfully to hide her accent.
02:44I'm serious.
02:47I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:49Christopher Walken, everybody.
02:51Hey.
02:52Josh, Marge Simpson.
02:54I am serious, Homer, and don't call me Shirley.
03:00That's so good.
03:01Anna, swapping from your severance innie to outie midline.
03:07I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
03:13Yeah.
03:14Giovanni, a mic drop to an argument.
03:17You're rehearsing in the shower.
03:19I am serious.
03:20And don't call me Shirley.
03:22Oh.
03:23Josh, a glitchy Halloween decoration.
03:26I am Shirley.
03:30And happy Halloween, Shirley.
03:32Anna, an NPC whose dialogue options has been exhausted and is just saying the same thing over and over again until you leave.
03:48I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
03:53I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
03:56I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
04:00Yeah, I think I'll catch you up there.
04:02Yeah, I think I'll catch you up there.
04:03Anybody, a contestant on the circle.
04:06Circle, take me to group chat.
04:08Yeah, that's awesome.
04:09Circle, message.
04:10I am serious, hashtag best friend fam, hashtag sunshine and roses, hashtag don't call me Shirley.
04:18Gosh, a horse that's been fed peanut butter and then dubbed over.
04:22I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
04:33Anna, like a joke you're repeating because it didn't get the love it deserves.
04:39I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
04:44Giovanni, in the pouring rain, but it suddenly clears up.
04:48I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
04:55And that is a minigame.
04:58You think we're done?
04:59I'm kind of good.
05:00I feel like you guys got enough.
05:02Which brings us to round one.
05:05Fuck.
05:06Josh.
05:06What?
05:07An inflatable tube man just loves being so full of air.
05:12Oh, no problem.
05:16Oh!
05:25Oh, Josh, Josh, I'm so sorry.
05:29That's actually not the prompt.
05:31An inflatable tube man is 50-50 about being half full of air.
05:37It's just bleak.
05:42It's just this.
05:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
05:51That's actually not the prompt.
05:53The prompt is...
05:54You guys keep messing up.
05:55An inflatable tube man just hates being so out of air.
05:58This is bleak.
05:59It's just bleak.
06:01It's just this.
06:02It's just this.
06:08Oh, thank you.
06:09Oh, oh, thank you.
06:11Wow, wow, wow.
06:12Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
06:15Yes, yes, yes, yes.
06:16Whoa.
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:18Oh, fuck.
06:19We're back.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Get it, bitch.
06:23I'm going to buy a car today.
06:25A point per tube man, I suppose.
06:27Should have been several points per prompt that you did.
06:29Just piling them on.
06:30One each.
06:31Anna.
06:32Hi.
06:33A Mario party planner.
06:35OK, so it's the party.
06:37We have to get everybody together.
06:40Obviously, people are coming in from pipes everywhere.
06:43So I want to make sure that my brother, Luigi, is there.
06:46And I don't want Waluigi, and I don't want Wario.
06:49They have very bad vibes.
06:51And I don't want them coming to my coast in the graduation.
06:54I don't want Yoshi there because he always gets fucked up.
06:58So we're going to eat stars, and we are going to eat
07:01mushrooms, and I'm going to be breathing fire
07:04as my trick of the night.
07:06Oh.
07:06Very exciting.
07:07You would be like that.
07:08I love that.
07:09Woo-hoo!
07:10You like it!
07:11OK!
07:12I feel that you like it!
07:14Holy shit.
07:15A hidden block of 100 points for you, Anna.
07:17Woo-hoo!
07:18Gee money!
07:19Gee money!
07:19RuPaul calls Groundhog's Day
07:22like it's the end of Drag Race.
07:26Groundhog, you may not have seen your shadow today,
07:30but we'll be seeing your shadow as you sashay away.
07:34Ooh.
07:36Easter Bunny, you stay.
07:38Thank you, Ru.
07:39I am expecting a lot from you, Easter Bunny.
07:41We all are.
07:43Don't go relying on those ears.
07:49If you can't love yourself, how the hell
07:51you gonna love anybody else?
07:53That was my death drop.
07:54Yeah, the world's slowest death drop.
07:56Condragulations.
07:58That's 41 points for you.
08:00Wow!
08:01Oh, no, Josh.
08:02Three prompts?
08:03It would appear that there's a word missing in our next prompt,
08:06and so it's going to be the responsibility of Anna and Giovanni
08:10to fill in whatever that word is.
08:12Woo!
08:12OK!
08:13Blank does not want to replace your father,
08:17but he will be marrying your mother.
08:19Whisper, whisper, whisper.
08:20Do Walton Goggins.
08:22Do Walton Goggins.
08:24Hey, so I'm going to be your new dad.
08:28I don't want to take over for your dad, but my abs are better.
08:31But being on television is great for me,
08:33because financially it's better than your dad,
08:36but I will be marrying your mom.
08:38Now, having really expensive pants,
08:40good abs, a big fireplace, and a fantastic career,
08:43I sort of thought, maybe I'd be a decent dad,
08:45but I don't want to replace your dad.
08:46If you want, I could bring you to set one time.
08:49We're going to go have a Negroni in front of a big fireplace,
08:51and spend a little bit of TV money,
08:53and I'm going to be wearing really fancy pants with great abs.
08:55Wow, the teeth are really good.
08:58I think so.
08:59I don't know.
09:00Squint.
09:00Yeah.
09:01Yeah!
09:02Yeah.
09:0455 points that stepped up.
09:06So that's more than you got on your last time.
09:08Anna.
09:09Trevor from math class is way too elaborate.
09:13Oh.
09:14From POSAL.
09:15Excuse me, Mr. Eaton's class.
09:18I have something I have to say.
09:21Gracie.
09:23When I first saw you,
09:27I had a boner.
09:31You were the girl that
09:35I loved the most.
09:39Cue the balloons, dad.
09:40I have a surprise for you.
09:46Come here, boy.
09:47That's my dog.
09:51Oh, who?
09:52You stole my dog?
09:53Oh, no.
09:54Come here, Rusko.
09:55Look at the dog's collar.
09:57Is that my blood?
09:59I took it when you were sleeping.
10:01Do you want to go to prom with me?
10:04You's a little freak.
10:05I love it.
10:06Yay!
10:1054 points, Anna.
10:11The new math way.
10:13However, that's added up.
10:14Way more than Josh, girl.
10:15Oh, come on.
10:16Giovanni.
10:16I'm ready.
10:17New one.
10:18A lady in the streets.
10:20A control freak in the sheets.
10:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:26I'm home.
10:27Welcome home, darling.
10:29Oh, the day at the opera was just too much.
10:33How did your aria go, darling?
10:34Don't speak.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36I'm happy to see you're already in bed,
10:39where I like you to be.
10:40Yes.
10:41I was wondering today if we could try maybe doing
10:44kissing on the lips.
10:45It's sure, pucker, 45 degrees.
10:50Now, soften your gaze.
10:53Now, take this hand.
10:55Put it just here on my cheek.
10:56I know you like it a very specific way.
10:58Shh, shh, shh, shh.
10:59I'm sorry.
11:00I'm sorry.
11:01And when you're ready, two points.
11:08But you can do better.
11:10OK.
11:10Now, don't look at me.
11:12Don't speak.
11:13And enjoy.
11:15Oh, my God.
11:18Wow.
11:20Perfect.
11:21Perfect.
11:22Perfect.
11:23Jesus Christ.
11:24I suppose two points for you, Chiavone.
11:27Hey.
11:28Which brings us to our second minigame.
11:32This is a little minigame that we like to call.
11:36How could you?
11:38This is a little minigame that we like to.
11:40This is a little minigame that.
11:45This is a little minigame that we like to call.
11:46Name that.
11:47In this case, pet.
11:49Here's how this is going to work.
11:51I am going to show you a pet.
11:54You buzz in and name that pet for me.
11:56Does that make sense?
11:56Yes, Sam.
11:57In that case, could I please have our first pet?
12:01Are we bringing them out?
12:02Is it a real animal?
12:03Yes.
12:04Hi.
12:05Okay.
12:06Okay.
12:07Oh, those are podiums.
12:10These are.
12:11Oh!
12:12How cute!
12:13Josh.
12:14If that fish were impersonating me, it'd be Josh.
12:18J-J-W.
12:19Josh.
12:20Chiavone.
12:21Golden ear.
12:22Oh.
12:23Oh, Chiavone.
12:24That's clever.
12:26I've been fish the whole time.
12:27G-W.
12:28Sam Faisch.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Pretty good.
12:31That's a good point for G-W.
12:32If I could please have our next pet.
12:33Oh, yeah.
12:34Oh, yeah.
12:35Oh, yeah.
12:36Players, this is a gecko.
12:38Oh, my God.
12:39Over the gecko wall.
12:41Yeah.
12:42Oh, yeah.
12:43Oh, yeah.
12:44Oh, yeah.
12:45Oh, yeah.
12:46Oh, yeah.
12:47Oh, yeah.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49Oh, my God.
12:50Players, this is a gecko.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52Over the gecko wall.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:55Yeah.
12:56That's a really good G-W.
12:58Oh, that's really good.
12:59Anna.
13:00Horace the lizard wizard.
13:01Is it Christmassy?
13:02If so, Santa Claus.
13:05Yeah.
13:06I think I'm going to give that one to Anna.
13:09Dap.
13:10This gecko's name is, in fact, Charmander.
13:12Aw.
13:13Charmander?
13:14Thank you very much.
13:15Love a wizard.
13:16I love a wizard.
13:17If I could please have our next pet.
13:18Oh.
13:19Oh, yeah.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:21Hell, yeah.
13:22There is a tie.
13:24I sure did a tie.
13:25Oh, a business.
13:27Josh.
13:28Uh, Benicula, the CEO of Chonk.
13:33Anna.
13:34Jeff Bezos.
13:36Oh, oh.
13:37Josh.
13:38Bunny Madoff.
13:39Oh, Josh.
13:40This bunny would definitely, like, pyramid scheme, y'all.
13:43Like, this bunny lost me money.
13:44You lost me money.
13:45Bunny.
13:46He lost money.
13:47Bad Bunny.
13:48Oh.
13:49Oh.
13:50My.
13:51God.
13:52Quarterly earrings.
13:53Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:56We are playing the game now.
13:58I can't get distracted by this bunny.
13:59I'm locked in.
14:00Josh.
14:01High year interest account.
14:02High year interest account.
14:03High year interest account.
14:04High year interest account.
14:05High year interest account.
14:06That's similar to what I did.
14:07I think I'm going to give this one to Ja.
14:09Bunny Madoff, dog.
14:10Bunny Madoff.
14:11Woo!
14:12For all you, uh, Bernie Madoff fans out there.
14:14This bunny's name is, in fact, Thumper.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Like Bambi.
14:19If I could please have our next pet.
14:21Let's go.
14:22Yes.
14:23Yeah.
14:24Yes.
14:25My God, what kind.
14:26I'm like this.
14:27This is a ball python.
14:29Can it go on me?
14:31Ball.
14:32James Ball.
14:33Oh, ho, ho, ho.
14:34Giovanni.
14:35Josh.
14:36Ball but broccoli.
14:37What?
14:38Excuse me?
14:39Ball but broccoli, the producer of James Ball, the snake.
14:43James Ball Python.
14:44So, ball but broccoli.
14:45I see what you're doing, Josh.
14:46Uh, Hannah.
14:47Pierce balls.
14:48Pierce bras.
14:49Pierce bras.
14:50What?
14:51Pierce balls-nin.
14:52One more time.
14:53Pierce brawls-nin.
14:54One more time.
14:56Pierce brawls-nin.
14:59Giovanni.
15:00Slithered.
15:01Not stirred.
15:02Oh.
15:03What the fuck?
15:04Shit.
15:05Let's go!
15:06Shit.
15:07That one is going to go to Giovanni.
15:08Yeah, that's going to go to Giovanni.
15:09Yeah.
15:10If I could please have our next pet.
15:11Pig, pig.
15:12Pig, pig.
15:13It's a pet rock.
15:14Oh.
15:15Oh.
15:16Ha.
15:17Giovanni.
15:18Mushroom from Mario.
15:19Doing stuff.
15:20Yeah, yeah.
15:21Oh, man.
15:22Oh, man.
15:23Why do y'all look so disappointed?
15:25Anna.
15:26Jacob Elordi.
15:27Josh.
15:28The rock.
15:29Yeah!
15:30Yeah.
15:31Nobody wants to pet this one.
15:34I do.
15:35I do.
15:36Yeah, I want to pet it.
15:37I get the rock.
15:38I want to hold this one.
15:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:41You're hurting it.
15:42You're hurting him.
15:43Be gentle.
15:44You want to buzz in, little boy?
15:45No, help me.
15:46Help me.
15:47You want to buzz in and tell us your name?
15:48Yeah.
15:49Jacob Elordi.
15:52Actually, actually, it's the rock.
15:54Oh, Jacob Elordi.
15:56It's a better pun.
15:58What's that?
15:59Sam hurts you.
16:00Okay, all right.
16:01Oh, help me.
16:02Give him back.
16:03That point goes to Josh.
16:04Whoa!
16:05Somebody rocked.
16:06Thanks.
16:07Told me.
16:08Thank you very much, Paul.
16:09Good job, Josh.
16:10And if I could please have our last pet.
16:13What is it?
16:14What is that?
16:15It's a bat.
16:16It's a possum.
16:17It's a possum.
16:18It is a possum.
16:20Oh, they're so cute and they tick.
16:23Kevani.
16:24Awesome possum.
16:25Its tail looks like a parsnip.
16:26Anna.
16:27Nosferpastu.
16:28Girl!
16:29Yeah!
16:30Thank God.
16:31Yeah, we had to get something out of this.
16:34Hell yeah.
16:35That is the sweetest.
16:36Like, seeing a possum in pure daylight.
16:38Hi, buddy.
16:39Welcome to my world.
16:41More than anything, this is the one I want to hold.
16:43Oh, my God.
16:44He's so cute.
16:45Well, that one is going to go to Anna.
16:47It goes for points, too.
16:48This incredibly adorable possum.
16:50I love it.
16:51It's a fact named Rue.
16:52Rue.
16:53Thank you so much, little Rue.
16:55I want to put you on my head.
16:56That was awesome.
16:57We made our day.
16:59Do you want kids to keep any of them, Sam?
17:00Those are all from my home.
17:03Good night, Mr. Possum.
17:04Good night, Nosferpastu.
17:05Tonight, Jacob Elordi.
17:10That brings us to round two,
17:11where our players will now test their talents
17:13in teams of twos.
17:17Josh.
17:18Huh.
17:19And Anna.
17:20Why?
17:21The two astronauts on month nine
17:23of being stuck up there.
17:25Throw me some tang.
17:31Wow.
17:32Sorry.
17:35Of course.
17:36Of course.
17:37Space tang.
17:38What a great way to pass the time.
17:39Do you want me to do it to you?
17:40Do you want me to do it to you?
17:41Yeah.
17:42Okay.
17:43Well, that's a way to pass the time.
17:44Pass me some tangs.
17:45I'm so sorry.
17:46Oh, man.
17:47What a great way to pass the time, though.
17:48Gosh.
17:49Houston, we sure do have a problem.
17:50We sure do have a problem.
17:51How much we've been fucking around up here.
17:53The Wi-Fi is out, by the way.
17:54Oh, yeah?
17:55Yeah.
17:56I'm over it.
17:57You want more tangs?
17:58Yeah, totally.
18:00Okay!
18:01Yikesamonga!
18:03You want me to pass?
18:04Yeah, why don't you pass me some tangs?
18:06I can't even look.
18:07I can't even look.
18:08Fine, sorry.
18:09Okay.
18:10But it didn't even get on us,
18:11because we're in space.
18:12No, because we're in space.
18:13And the water was floating the whole time.
18:15It sucks that our engine failed,
18:16and now we're floating adrift.
18:21Are we on Mars yet?
18:22Do you want some tangs?
18:23No!
18:24Don't!
18:25I am going to cut this off
18:27before it gets any more wet.
18:30Now that's space work.
18:31Let's say 62 revolutions around a point
18:35for the both of you.
18:36Hannah.
18:37Sam.
18:38And Giovanni.
18:39Giovanni!
18:40Theater kids' friendship vow
18:42before checking the cast list.
18:44All right, cast list is ready, everyone.
18:46I'm just going to put it up.
18:47No matter what happens,
18:48we are still best friends.
18:49I completely agree.
18:50I love you so much,
18:51and no matter who gets Fiona,
18:52it doesn't matter.
18:53It doesn't matter.
18:54It doesn't matter.
18:55It doesn't matter.
18:56No.
18:57Our friendship is never going to break,
18:58and even if you're ensemble and I'm lead,
18:59it doesn't matter at all.
19:00No, even if I'm the lead
19:01and you're a weed rat,
19:02it doesn't matter at all.
19:03No, no, no, no.
19:04No.
19:05Even if you're a techie,
19:06which God forbid,
19:07and I'm all three leads,
19:09it doesn't matter.
19:10Even if I play every single part
19:12and you play the chimes in the pit orchestra,
19:14I will love you.
19:15I will love you.
19:16Okay.
19:17Right there.
19:18Oh my God.
19:19Together.
19:20Neither.
19:21Neither.
19:22Points that will never turn their backs on each other,
19:26Neither.
19:42Neither.
19:44Points that will never turn their backs on each other no matter what.
19:48I love you.
19:49I love you.
19:50I love you.
19:50Giovanni.
19:51Giovanni.
19:51And Josh.
19:52Giovanni.
19:52I'm out of here.
19:53A judgmental self-checkout machine.
19:57Boop.
19:58Beans, huh?
20:00Boop.
20:00Oh, wow.
20:01More beans, huh?
20:03Going to go fart or whatever?
20:05Boop.
20:06Oh, greens.
20:07Wow, healthy.
20:08Greens and beans.
20:08That's what they call you.
20:09Greens and greens.
20:10Nobody calls me that.
20:11No, I wasn't saying that.
20:14I'm making a bean salad.
20:16Boop.
20:16Scallions.
20:17Okay.
20:18Yeah.
20:18Boop.
20:19So when you make bean salad, do you usually think, like, about, like, not being around?
20:23People after for the farts of it all?
20:25I don't have a lot of people in my life, so it's not really a big deal if I make a bean
20:29salad and I fart a lot.
20:30If that's okay with you?
20:32That's totally fine with me.
20:33Okay, good.
20:34This is honestly my first time being a self-checkout machine.
20:38Well, you're coming in a little hot.
20:40I don't want to be judgmental.
20:41I just want to check people out.
20:42Okay, good.
20:43I like going to self-checkout.
20:45I'm not good with social situations.
20:46Going to one of the cashiers is really stressful for me.
20:49So this is really nice, and we can just have a nice interaction.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Boop.
20:52Like, I'm, like, my therapist just put me on, um, I'm on different medications.
20:57Boop.
20:58Um, wow, beans, huh?
20:59Okay.
21:00Oh.
21:02Yay!
21:041.34 pounds organic points to you both.
21:07Yay!
21:08Which brings us back to Josh.
21:11Ha!
21:11Josh.
21:12Ha!
21:12Josh.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Josh.
21:13Why?
21:14Josh.
21:14Ha.
21:14And Anna.
21:16Yeah.
21:17So, again, when he says my name, it's my job to respond.
21:19You don't need to.
21:19Enemies to friends to lovers to podcast co-hosts.
21:24Bang!
21:25Bang!
21:25Bang!
21:26To friends.
21:26Okay.
21:26Bang!
21:27Bang!
21:27Bang!
21:27Bang!
21:27Bang!
21:27Bang!
21:28Bang!
21:28Shit, I'm out.
21:28I'm out.
21:29I'm out.
21:30Shit.
21:30Fuck.
21:31Fuck.
21:31I think I actually have some more ammo in my truck.
21:33Hey, truth, though, right?
21:34Do you have the same kind of gun?
21:35Yeah, I got a Sigma 380.
21:36What do you got?
21:37Yeah, I have a Sigma 380 also.
21:38Wait, what?
21:39Can you believe this was my dad's?
21:40This was my dad's.
21:41No way.
21:41You want to get some soft serve?
21:43Yeah!
21:43All right, cool.
21:44Let's go.
21:45Oh, hey.
21:46Hey.
21:47Um, I'll have a maple vanilla and you'll have a maple vanilla?
21:51That's my dad's favorite.
21:55And for toppings, I usually just dip it right into the hard fudge.
22:07Tink.
22:08Whoa.
22:10Montage.
22:11Montage.
22:14Wow.
22:15Moving it together.
22:16Two friends.
22:17Going for a jog.
22:19Watching a movie.
22:21You know what we should do, babe?
22:22We should start, I don't know, a little pod.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:26Yeah.
22:26That's such a good idea.
22:27What do you think?
22:28I'll just get the sure mic out now.
22:29Yeah, and I'll get my headphones on.
22:30Okay.
22:30That's sort of, okay.
22:31Can you hear me?
22:32Can you hear yourself?
22:33Two live, two live, two live, two live, two live.
22:34That's good, babe.
22:35That's good.
22:35Okay, great.
22:36Okay, and we'll just do a three, two, one.
22:39Great.
22:40Um, so how did we, how did we meet?
22:42We were in a shootout.
22:45We were shooting each other.
22:4712 points to listen to on your commute, which brings us to Anna.
22:53And Chibani.
22:54Chibani!
22:54Chibani!
22:55Chibani!
22:57A couple who clearly got into a fight right before their karaoke duet.
23:03Go ahead and take the mic first.
23:05There's two mics.
23:07Oh, there's two.
23:08Great.
23:08I guess I'll get one.
23:09You can be troll.
23:10Dedicate, dedicate it.
23:12I dedicate it to my wife, who always has my back.
23:18And I dedicate this to my husband's tennis instructor.
23:24You know the world can see us.
23:28In a way that's different than who we are.
23:33Putting space between us.
23:37Till we're separate hearts.
23:39I did not fuck her.
23:42I swear.
23:43That's what you want me to believe.
23:46I'm being real.
23:47I just kissed.
23:49You know that's outside our boundaries.
23:52So it's still bad.
23:54But she's hot.
23:55And you said she's hot.
23:57For a threesome thing.
24:00I thought I was planting seeds.
24:04It would be cool if it ended up all us three.
24:08Honey.
24:11Honey.
24:16Please, please stop hitting the microphone, please.
24:18I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:19Please stop.
24:20It works, it works, it works.
24:22Stop it.
24:24Stop it.
24:25It's not working.
24:26This is exactly how you finger me.
24:32A nine-point instrumental break for you both.
24:34Ooh.
24:35Last prompt of round two.
24:37Giovanni.
24:37Giovanni!
24:38And Jock.
24:40Yeah!
24:41God interviews a potential replacement.
24:45Come on in, come on in.
24:47So what do you think?
24:48Sorry, I'm very nervous.
24:49Sorry, sorry.
24:50You go ahead.
24:52No big deal.
24:53I tend to put my words in a book, you know,
24:55so I get it now.
24:56But I'm going to talk to you this time.
24:59What do you think makes you qualified to be God?
25:03So, oh, I go?
25:04Yeah, answer the question.
25:06Okay, but you know the answer because you're God.
25:08Tickle, tickle.
25:09I'm sorry.
25:11So.
25:13We can move on.
25:14We can move on.
25:15Okay.
25:15Okay.
25:15So say there's a world war happening.
25:19Ooh, yeah.
25:19Very bad.
25:20That would be very bad.
25:21Everyone believes that they're right.
25:23Yes.
25:23And they're all praying to you.
25:26Yes.
25:26Wonderful.
25:27What do you do?
25:28That sounds great.
25:29I mean, it sounds wonderful to have the responsibility of it.
25:32You know, first of all, just to say a little bit about me,
25:35I'm French-Canadian.
25:36And I actually brought you some Tim Hortons.
25:41Oh, never mind.
25:42Tickle, tickle.
25:42It's, um, yes.
25:44I just thought it'd be really cool to, to have the responsibility and, and I love religion as well.
25:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:50You've yet to answer one of my questions.
25:53Mm.
25:54Mm-hmm.
25:55You're eating my donut?
25:56I brought to share, but.
26:00I'm going to have to say, I think it's a no, but I really appreciate you coming in.
26:03I'm sorry you had to die to do this interview.
26:06Oh, back to hell, Jean-Claude.
26:10And on the seventh day, God made 100 points for each of you, which brings us to our third
26:15and final minigame.
26:18This is a little minigame that we like to call Locals Only.
26:23How it works as players, I'm going to have you start a three-person scene in a specific location.
26:28I will then, throughout the scene, ask you to make it more and more local to a locale of my choosing.
26:35To start out with all the prompts you need to know, is that this takes place on a front porch.
26:42Oh.
26:43Oh, man.
26:46Y'all want a cold one?
26:47I would love.
26:48I would love, brother.
26:49You want one?
26:49More Southern.
26:51I'll just stick to my whittling.
26:53All right.
26:53Okay.
26:54Y'all see that snake?
26:55Yeah.
26:55That's my pet.
26:56Cheers to that.
26:57Cheers to that.
26:57Cheers to that.
26:58And that's what I'm whittling.
26:59Yeah, and you, and you, and you stay whittling.
27:01I don't have to do very much, because it's a snake, and the stick already looked like it.
27:05More Southern, please.
27:11You know what?
27:12I'll actually have a lemonade.
27:14No problem.
27:15Mixed with sweet tea.
27:16Oh, good.
27:17And moonshine.
27:19Sure.
27:20Is anyone else feeling racist today?
27:22I sure am.
27:24Not me.
27:26More humid.
27:28That just turned right into steam.
27:30Anyone damp everywhere?
27:32Everywhere.
27:33My hair got so big just now.
27:35It's gorgeous.
27:36You could enter a pageant.
27:37My pageant days were the most glorious days of my life.
27:40I'll never forget when you took home Miss Alabama Shake.
27:44Sound and color, baby.
27:46More dignified.
27:49Pageants and pageantry were the most respectable thing you could do in this town.
27:54Well, that's what I've always said, and that's why I put you in them from a very early age.
27:58And I like to eat snakes with a side of molten sea salt.
28:01Well, anyway, I just want you all to know that I'm throwing a party for everyone tonight.
28:05A small.
28:06And I think that everyone should wear their finest gowns tonight.
28:10Even more humid.
28:12I don't think I could possibly wear a gown.
28:15I can't do something tonight.
28:17No, you've got to because the finest of the neighborhood's coming in.
28:22I can't do it, Piper.
28:23Piper.
28:24Piper.
28:24Piper.
28:25I can't do it, Piper.
28:26No, Piper.
28:27You guys are so southern, I can't understand you.
28:30I just feel like maybe we're going to do it on the outside.
28:35He's like, no, David.
28:36He's like, no, David.
28:37I don't think.
28:38I don't think I'm going to get on fire.
28:41Piper.
28:42Piper.
28:43Piper.
28:43White Lotus on HBO Max airing every Sunday's finale just came out.
28:49Eight months ago.
28:53That brings us to round three, where our players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
29:00And not quite tall.
29:02Josh.
29:03Huh.
29:03Anna.
29:04Giovanni.
29:04Hooters but for feet.
29:07Oh, damn.
29:08Can I all get wings?
29:09Hey.
29:09Hey, he's here again.
29:10Hey.
29:11This is the job, babe.
29:12Hey, I'm here for Hooters but with feet.
29:15And I'm your favorite cross the road.
29:17I want you to pass.
29:17Do I have to?
29:18I'll do it.
29:19Pass the wings to me the way I like it.
29:21Oh, please pass them with the wings.
29:22Please pass them.
29:24Oh, here they come.
29:25Oh, good.
29:25Yeah, it worked out.
29:27Oh, this is why I love it here.
29:30You know how we normally serve it off of boobs?
29:32Oh, yeah, yeah.
29:34No, that's why I asked it for feet.
29:36That's why we're out here risking lives.
29:38Hey, so your pina colada's ready, but I don't think I can do it the way you want.
29:42Yeah, but this is Hooters but for feet.
29:44No, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
29:46But I just, like, acrobatically don't think I can do it.
29:49Well, as you know, I'm really small and in this high chair.
29:53Where are you going?
29:53Do you need something, Gail?
29:54Can I help you?
29:55Are you in the weeds?
29:56It's, I mean, pina colada's ready and I don't think I have to.
29:59I want pina coladas, the Hooters but feet way.
30:02Wait, are you saying that I have to help you by doing it again?
30:05Oh, no.
30:06I'm just saying I need emotional support.
30:07I don't know what you need.
30:08Okay, okay, girl, you can do it.
30:11Yeah, flip over really dangerous like fuck.
30:14Grabbing the pina colada.
30:16Okay, oh, thank God, thank God.
30:17Oh, thank God, this is why I love it here.
30:19At Hooters with feet.
30:21Oh, my gosh.
30:22This little piggy went three, three, three points all the way home.
30:25Somebody from the audience said, footers.
30:30Footers.
30:30I pushed this prompt out of my mind the moment I saw it.
30:34And I kept repeating it.
30:36Josh.
30:37Huh, Anna.
30:37Huh.
30:38See your body.
30:39Huh.
30:40The guys on the cross is next to Jesus realize he's a celebrity.
30:45Hey.
30:46I don't want to bother you.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:53That's him.
30:54Ask him, ask him, ask him.
30:55Ask him, ask him.
30:55Okay, okay, okay.
30:56Um, is it true that at that party you took water and made it wine?
31:03Yeah.
31:04Oh, shit.
31:05Yo, dude, dude, dude, dude.
31:06Rock and roll.
31:08You are so rock and roll, dude.
31:10Hey, dude, dude, is it true you were, like, you were, I'm sorry, I haven't read too much
31:17about you, but, is it true you got, but did you get caught up in a cave and then a boulder
31:23was put in front of it and then you came out on Christmas?
31:25Dude, that's later.
31:29That's later.
31:29Is that about to happen?
31:31Did that happen?
31:32Oh, is that about, is that about to happen?
31:34Dude.
31:34Is it true?
31:35You're fucking prophetic, bro.
31:37Yo.
31:37Dude, maybe you should be Jesus.
31:39No, come on, dude.
31:40What did you just fucking say?
31:41I just said it.
31:42What did you just fucking say?
31:43Do it as you just.
31:46Hey, hey, picture?
31:48You want to learn how to fish?
31:49I'm getting us out.
31:54I just wanted to take a picture, dude.
31:56Twelve pointious pilots.
31:58Nice.
31:59That's so good.
32:00Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
32:04No.
32:05Josh.
32:06Huh?
32:06Anna.
32:07G-Money.
32:07G-Money.
32:08A young adult novelist writing and rewriting the scene where the characters are about to
32:15kiss.
32:16The rain was falling.
32:17Christina and Dylan were looking into each other's eyes.
32:23Christina could feel the palpitations in her heart as they were...
32:28No, no, no.
32:29Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
32:33It was raining.
32:36Christina and Dylan had just ended their dance at prom.
32:40They could hear the pitter-patter outside as they looked into each other's eyes.
32:44Christina's lips were quivering, longing for the kiss she had never felt.
32:49They were quivering too hard.
32:50She was doing too much.
32:52And Dylan wasn't interested.
32:55No, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
32:58It was raining.
32:59Christina and Dylan had just had sex but not kissed.
33:03They thought to themselves, maybe now is the time.
33:09They looked at each other.
33:13You want to also do that?
33:15He said...
33:16She replied...
33:18Not really.
33:22To which Dylan said...
33:23Okay.
33:23This is part of it.
33:33It's just part of it, okay?
33:34You hate it sometimes and then you find it again.
33:37Come on, Jackie!
33:40It was raining.
33:43Dylan and Christina were all wet.
33:47Soaking, sopping.
33:48Their backpacks heavy.
33:50Their books drenched.
33:52They looked at each other.
33:56They each put a tongue out.
34:00They turned toward each other.
34:02Tongue out.
34:03They put their hands together, spider style.
34:08They leaned in.
34:11Dylan said...
34:12You want to stop?
34:17Yeah.
34:18You could not have been better.
34:21That's your lewd fan fiction of 11 points.
34:23Woo!
34:24That brings us to the end of our show.
34:28Our winner tonight.
34:31Good luck, but I hope it's me.
34:32Good luck, but I hope it's me.
34:32Good luck, but...
34:33Giovanni!
34:34Oh!
34:36Giovanni, you are the recipient...
34:39Oh, golly!
34:39...of the coveted Golden Ears.
34:42Oh, gosh!
34:44That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
34:46Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
34:48I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
34:50Good night.
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