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Coronation Street S66E151 Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00Music
00:05Music
00:10Music
00:19Music
00:24Music
00:26It was Christmas Eve
00:30In the drunk tank
00:34In a man sitting
00:38Won't see another one
00:42And then we sang a song
00:48The rare old mountain tune
00:52I turned my face away
00:55I love it
00:57I dreamt about you
01:00Got on a lucky one
01:05Come in and let's into one
01:09I've got a feeling
01:12That's the earth is for me
01:16So happy Christmas
01:22I love you baby
01:25I can see you better
01:29Thank you
01:30Everyone needs for the song
01:32Well all our dreams
01:34Thank you
01:35Merry Christmas
01:35Merry Christmas
01:36They got cars big as bars
01:49They got rivers of gold
01:51But the wind goes right through you
01:52It's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome
02:01You were pretty queen
02:02I knew your city
02:03When the band finished playing
02:04You know she's invited Adam and Alya don't you?
02:08Oh don't
02:09I mean she could have invited one of your exes
02:11Balance it out a bit
02:12Who's she?
02:14The cat's mother?
02:16Do you like what I got Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the bible
02:20Pearls before swine
02:22Ma
02:22What?
02:24Why is everyone so serious?
02:27Come on
02:27It's Christmas
02:28Our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas
02:31Hi
02:31Hi
02:31Hi
02:32My secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35Oh of course not
02:36Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it
02:43You'll die
02:44Mwah
02:46Don't let her get to you
02:48Rise above it
02:50Oh I'm rising
02:51Practically transcendental
02:53Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:03I mean it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07They will be opening later I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:11I mean lucky for some eh?
03:13It's a case of I'm alright Jack
03:15If ever I've heard one
03:16Happy birthday David
03:20Yeah
03:20Ta
03:21Oh yes happy er
03:23You know
03:24Merry Christmas
03:27You're a little late for last minute shopping aren't you?
03:30Oh no I wish
03:31No
03:31Wouldn't late for work
03:32See
03:33Yes fascinating
03:35I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:40Why?
03:41What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:51My donation for our secret Santa
03:54Oh yeah
03:56The table looks dead nice Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:00Now Ollie
04:02As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:05Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:07Of course
04:09Everything's under control
04:11Nan
04:11He's making my favourite
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18Have you seen something you don't like Maggie?
04:24Plenty
04:25Ta-da
04:30Hey
04:31Oh I hate leaving you on your own
04:35I'm going to sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:39Well at least you know I'll come back sober
04:42Yep Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:45Right
04:46Come on then me and you
04:48Let's get off
04:48To see Jack and open some presents
04:51See you later
04:52Oh some presents
04:54Your presents
04:55It just feels weird being here
05:05Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed dog
05:08Well they invited us
05:09And Ollie's meant to be a great cook so
05:11Come on
05:12Open it
05:12It's symbolic
05:16Of what?
05:18The key to your heart
05:19Listen
05:20I love you
05:21And I think we should move in together
05:23In fact
05:26We can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:29Are you serious?
05:30Yeah I'm serious
05:31Ollie and Azir
05:33Will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35I'll move in with him
05:36I'd love to
05:38Kurt what did you think you were doing?
05:42Come on babe it's Christmas
05:43One or two won't hurt
05:44As long as it's only one or two
05:47It's bird within a bird
05:49Within a bird sounds very
05:51Henry VIII
05:53Divorced, beheaded, died
05:56Divorced, beheaded
05:58Survived
05:59I always find that last one very disappointing
06:02Hey
06:04Merry Christmas
06:05Merry Christmas Daniel
06:06Hello young man
06:07Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:08Oh and is this your little guy?
06:12Couldn't you just eat him?
06:14Come here to me
06:15Oh you're gorgeous
06:18You must stay for dinner
06:20We'll set two more places
06:22We have more company
06:23Well I'm sure Daniel's got the places to be
06:26Hey us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:30Perfect
06:31We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:35And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:40Well aren't you going to open it?
06:48A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:54Oh wow
06:55That's supposed to be amazing
06:56Thank you
06:58Will?
07:00Sorry about him
07:12He's missing his girlfriend
07:14Chloe and Hull
07:16Bless him
07:18So Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas has she
07:24Did she fly?
07:26Yeah bless her
07:27Oh I so miss air travel
07:29You know the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:31In flight entertainments
07:33And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:36The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:39I hope you two don't want feeding
07:42David
07:42Worry not
07:44We're not peripatetic noshers
07:46We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday of course
07:51Sorry David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well I'm not bothered
07:58Do I look bothered?
07:59Yes David actually you look incredibly bothered
08:01Oh the curse of the light fingered postman strikes again
08:04Abidemi is not light fingered
08:06Abidemi's quite fit actually
08:08I'm brought
08:09You know mother swore blind
08:11That she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:15Did they arrive?
08:17Did they poncho?
08:18Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:21Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23I mean I had to make my own out of cork flooring
08:26Pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:28Well it's classic Gale isn't it?
08:30She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:33Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:36I don't want a stupid present anyway
08:39Now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:47Blumptious that's what it is
08:50Oh my taste buds think it's Christmas
08:52Oh hang on a minute
08:53It is
08:53It is Christmas
08:54And compliments to the chef
08:56Thank you Todd
08:57Cheers
08:58Cheers
08:59Well I'm the sous chef
09:01Did you get my email?
09:05Oh I'm so sorry that's so rude of me
09:07Yes thank you very much
09:10What email?
09:12Oh
09:12Summer's got him the most amazing gift
09:14She was telling us before
09:15Lovely
09:16Oh I
09:16I'm jealous
09:17I am
09:18I am spitting feathers
09:19Right so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:22So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective
09:26At a film festival
09:27Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:29Oh
09:30Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:32Oh lucky Etty
09:34I don't think so
09:36Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:40I don't think it was that canon he was interested
09:43Ah what did the kids get you for you?
09:46Was it socks and smellies?
09:47Oh kids honestly
09:49They can be so unimaginative can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:54What?
09:55A pencil sharpener
09:56Oh
09:57Well no they've not got me now yet
10:00But I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:02I um
10:03I've got to try the form
10:05Didn't I love?
10:06Yeah
10:07It's gorgeous
10:08Oh isn't it amazing
10:10We can get in the 50 piece shop these days
10:11But Andrew Scott though eh
10:14I don't think of him he is
10:15He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:17He's that hot priest
10:19In that thing where she went round being posh
10:20Talking to me
10:21Oh yes
10:22No I know
10:22I know
10:23Yeah
10:23Speaking of vicars
10:25Billy's taking his time isn't he?
10:28Yeah it's his busiest day of the year isn't it?
10:30Ah
10:30All these hot priests everywhere eh
10:33What a lucky boy you are Tori
10:35This is lovely
10:38Mmm
10:38Mmm
10:39Mmm
10:39Mmm
10:40You alright Lisa Lou?
10:48Erm
10:49I've got a text from Roy
10:50He says you rang the hotel
10:51That car I booked on
10:52And she never checked in
10:53Oh no biggie
10:54Maybe she changed her mind
10:56And went somewhere else
10:57Well obviously she went somewhere else
10:59The question is where
11:01And she's disabled the tracker on her phone
11:02So
11:03Right
11:04Well
11:07I'm nipping out for an hour
11:08What now?
11:10Well
11:10I can't divulge too much
11:11But even on Christmas Day
11:12There's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:14Crikey
11:15You're in and out more times
11:16Than I've been Carla
11:17Sorry
11:19Mmhmm
11:20Sorry
11:23Hey
11:35I just wanted to check you were cool
11:37With me and Ali have been here
11:38Maggie kind of press ganged us
11:40Yeah she's good at that
11:41It's fine darling
11:42You OK
11:43My letter
11:45Which letter?
11:47The letter
11:47I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look let me have a look in your bag
12:09Maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10I've done nothing but check it
12:11Fill your boots
12:11I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well if it has
12:17Someone's obviously chucked it
12:18Which is a good thing
12:19No news is good news
12:20I feel sick
12:21It's not there is it?
12:23No
12:23Oh do you know what
12:24Maggie's been so off with me
12:26But then she's like that every day
12:27Ain't she?
12:27I'm sure if she'd found it
12:28You'd know by now
12:29Yeah that's true
12:30Look calm down
12:31Deep breaths
12:32All right Ben
12:34Everything all right in here?
12:36Yeah fine
12:37I better um
12:38Listen babe I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:46I know I'm sorry
12:47What happens the next time we walk in he's unhooking your bra
12:49He was just giving me a pep talk
12:51With his fingers
12:52Babe I was just getting wound up about Maggie
12:54He was just calming me down
12:56So come to me not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:57I know I'm sorry
12:59Look for what it's worth I'm sorry about my ma
13:01Which bit?
13:03Ha
13:03All of her
13:04Come on babe strengthen the numbers
13:07All right?
13:26Sorry to hear about your mum
13:31It's what it is
13:34Happens to us all eventually I guess
13:37You must miss her
13:43I'm being daft really but
13:45Yeah
13:46Nothing daft about it
13:48People are still around
13:51You want to make the most of him
13:52It's what we need isn't it
13:55What?
13:59Human contact
14:00You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:05Yeah but that looks like your doorstep
14:08Doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep you plump
14:12Well Mary said it was
14:14Well has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well it might have been Brian
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No they came round for Christmas drinks
14:25Oh since when were you Polly with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not
14:29You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:31Look I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:34Happy birthday David love mum
14:36Yeah
14:38Yeah I suppose
14:39Well you don't mind I'm not bothered anyway
14:41Didn't want to tell your face that
14:42Do you know what Tim forget it
14:45Um
15:00Well now you've had your meds and some scram
15:02You're going to leave a nice, reassuring voice note for my lady wife.
15:05No, I'm not.
15:08I'm not doing it.
15:11You know, when she realises I'm missing, she'll come looking for me.
15:14Oh, right.
15:16Do you really think so?
15:19You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:24Oh, no, I don't want to rub it in.
15:26You can probably smell her perfume on me.
15:32If I find the evidence that you're corrupt, it's only a matter of time before there's due to.
15:38Oi, Miss World, shut your face.
15:45Just need to reply to my lease.
16:00Oh, she wants me.
16:02Maybe I'm just better than you.
16:06Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:09Again.
16:10My bad.
16:12Naughty Becky.
16:15That's what she said, actually.
16:16OK.
16:16He's acting like you're used to a serious.
16:28Oh, come on.
16:29It's not like I got him a present.
16:31Or me.
16:33Oh, really?
16:34Really?
16:38Well, I feel a bit daft now.
16:39Well, open it, then.
16:46A new earbuds?
16:47Thanks.
16:51There you are.
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong.
16:55Come in now, will you?
16:56Dinner is served.
16:58I've got a skirt on.
17:04It's a skirt.
17:06Oh.
17:06Oh!
17:06Sound of music!
17:07Yes!
17:08Yes, yes.
17:08My go.
17:09My go.
17:10My go.
17:11Oh!
17:12I love that film.
17:14I do.
17:14I played Maria on the ships.
17:15Oh, here we go.
17:16Oh, again, we did the whole thing in 40 minutes.
17:19It was basically edited highlights.
17:21It was me spinning around on the Alp,
17:23and then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:24pulling a gun on those poor kiddies.
17:26Good heavens.
17:26Oh, they put a kiddies.
17:28The wrong side of 30.
17:30And then, no, still,
17:31the audience went nuts for it.
17:32Oh.
17:32I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes,
17:34I'll blend it.
17:35No, if you're ever suffering from insomnia,
17:36phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute
17:37chitty-chitty bang.
17:38Right, here we go.
17:39OK, it's a song.
17:41Oh, it's a song.
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting.
17:43Oi, shut up.
17:43Aw, Rhett.
17:44Do you want to talk about it?
17:45Five words.
17:45Oh, yes, please, love.
17:47First word, first word.
17:50You OK?
17:51They're not answering.
17:52Who?
17:54I'm trying to have a video call that kills you.
17:56What are you doing?
18:02Always a little more tipsy than anything, sir.
18:05I'll, um...
18:06It's a good boy.
18:09No words.
18:10Exactly.
18:11But this is so much better than Tracy's nuts.
18:14What is it exactly?
18:17It's a bird within a bird within a bird.
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.
18:24Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mm, so are the roasties.
18:27And this nut roast is definitely nut crusty.
18:30My grandson is a very special cook.
18:34In fact, all my boys are special.
18:37And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren.
18:43How are the kids?
18:45Well?
18:45Yeah, fine.
18:47You're not tempted to stay with them.
18:48My boys deserve only the best.
18:53In life, in work, and especially in love.
19:02Is it time for secret Sunday yet?
19:05Food first.
19:06Fun later.
19:08So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah.
19:15Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish company.
19:17I bet you're not.
19:17Nah, I am.
19:18I could burn a salad.
19:19We'll have to pout you for speed, darling.
19:21You'll need a big pan.
19:23That wee lad's going nowhere.
19:25Wee lad?
19:26I bet you like that, mate.
19:27I think I'll always be his wee lad.
19:29A toast to my boys.
19:32Merry Christmas.
19:34Merry Christmas.
19:34Merry Christmas.
19:34Merry Christmas.
19:35Merry Christmas.
19:35Merry Christmas.
19:35Merry Christmas.
19:35Merry Christmas.
19:35Merry Christmas.
19:38Hey, the Poland Express is on later.
19:42I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together.
19:46Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev.
19:48We did this for the lads.
19:50Confuse the boundaries?
19:52I'm not throwing me lips on you.
19:53He's won.
19:54I've lost.
19:54I'm over it.
19:55Kev.
19:56Look, he might be younger than me.
19:57He might be better looking than me.
19:59Don't.
19:59You know what?
19:59I can't call with this.
20:00I've got a text card telling me we're coming home.
20:03Alfie!
20:04We need to go now, kiddo.
20:06Can you hurry up?
20:08Bye.
20:08Bye.
20:09Bye.
20:09mobile answer call on speakerphone
20:39have a weird concept isn't it secrets on top but it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa
20:51weekends for people you hardly even know it's a family tradition do you know what i actually do
20:56need socks i said that this morning didn't i she did your pillow talk is outrageous
21:02and the next one is for drum roll please
21:08is it a jigsaw oh come on what is it wouldn't you like to know
21:21to my baby give it to me let him read and give it to me please give it to me i said let him
21:32read it you bitch let my son read the lovely gift i got him what is it oh just evidence
21:40of an affair what between eva and adam
21:55why are you so intent on killing our relationship maybe i don't want my son to be with a two-timing
22:12tart read it out to the group ma it's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and ben were
22:20going through a rough patch rough patch he probably gave her a few dirty looks he went back to his
22:26wife and you went running back to the groin of his lordship here sorry adam my rock this is true
22:35your words not mine there was no affair i don't think that adam's babe i can explain well go ahead
22:40then and adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child oh you're not a very nice person
22:47are you do you know the worst of it it's still going on oh please no i'm not having it it's not
22:52because it wasn't in the first place babe i promise and it's got enough all to do with you is this why
22:57you two were holding hands earlier what no are you happy now not by a long shot because you have
23:03broken my son's heart whether or not eva had an abortion is frankly none of your business is it not
23:09frankly well isn't it a woman's right to choose what she chose was infidelity what kind of a mother
23:14are you daniel what to do this to your own family and on christmas day you can take that smirk off
23:19your face and all i mean i'm not smirking nothing happened who do you think you're giving your dirty
23:24looks to you're completely misreading the situation i will misread
23:27you don't worry betsy i'm fine i'm having a really lovely holiday
23:40only roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there
23:44no i uh i had to move in the end staying at a new place now it's um it's called
23:53rhubarb hill hotel
23:56rhubarb hill hotel yeah yeah i'm i'm in the busing suite
24:00james get dressed and get up abby's on her way back what just hurry up be quiet i'm calling her
24:24hiya love uh where are you i'm just outside the main door wicked uh listen would you do me a favor
24:32would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box please
24:36i haven't got the keys oh but i thought you always had them
24:40oh god you're lazy oh no hang on i tell a lie i've got them here
24:44yeah do you mind yeah i'm running out of juice
24:47yeah of course i can just give us a sec right well come on we need to go and get cal's charger
24:54one more move like that and i'm phoning the police
25:10why do you hate me so much sit down this could take some time
25:15oi have you got anything to say for yourself oh i've got plenty and don't you oi me lies
25:21all lies i never had an affair with adam the letter says different he supported me while
25:26how can you trust a single word she says
25:29our baby
25:30what
25:34the baby was ours
25:38what was with that stupid hotel name
25:46well i don't know do i
25:48i didn't think on my feet you had a you had a knife pointed at me
25:52i don't know why i said rhubarb or whatever you're giving me a headache
25:56do you talk like this with lease no wonder she's gone off you
26:00biggest regret of my life she said meeting carla
26:04the biggest regret of my life is following you here
26:08you did not
26:10because i'd have known
26:12don't lie
26:16okay
26:18all right costello told me the address
26:20the rest you do know
26:22what rest do i know
26:24that i broke in here
26:26that you caught me red-handed
26:28you know but if i were you
26:32i wouldn't have left a incriminating burner phone just lying around linking me to a hit on costello
26:38oh you're so boring
26:40right
26:42well i can't stand around here chewing the cud all day
26:46people to see wives to bed
26:48so she's not your wife is she
26:52because you're officially dead
26:54so that makes her your widow
26:56funny you mention dead
26:58because lisa
27:00said that sleeping with you
27:04was like going to bed
27:06with a corpse
27:08happy christmas ducky
27:26oh
27:28oh
27:30oh now that is what i call a beautiful set of conflicts aren't they look
27:34aren't you lucky
27:36you
27:38oh was it a good service philly
27:40it was it was lovely
27:41was it all christmasy
27:42it was it was
27:44we had carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards
27:46oh mince pies
27:48hey you should have gone george
27:50oh was there erm
27:52mulled wine
27:54it's a family service love
27:56not happy hour at the legs of man
27:58you all right over there theo
28:00you're looking a bit
28:01oh
28:02oh are we out staying our welcome
28:04oh no no no no
28:05oh wait tell us
28:06well no you can tell me
28:07i mean i'm i'm very hard to offend
28:10unless it's racism
28:12i do take offence at that
28:14no no honestly of course not you're fine
28:16you're a worse actor than she is
28:20that's bullying that
28:22i'm going to torture my union
28:24national union of brazen bar mates
28:26speaking of which
28:28shall we erm
28:29shall we adjourn to the rovers
28:30yes
28:31oh no no no don't
28:32don't leave on my account
28:33although i think old
28:34toddington's ready for a lie down
28:36isn't you
28:37yeah you are looking a bit quiet over there mate
28:38i think he's had one of the eight
28:39i'm fine
28:40that's what they all say
28:42i'll tell you what billy he'll miss you
28:44found out today he's got a thing for old priests
28:46i have to get myself a dog collar
28:47joe's butt under your castle
28:49all right well erm
28:51yeah well
28:53yeah well
28:54nice to see you both
28:55briefly
28:56come here
28:57yeah sorry about that
28:58you get your bag and i'll get your coat
29:02thanks ever so much
29:04bye love bye summer
29:06yeah get that then
29:07all right
29:08bye
29:10you know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:12and you know full well why we were don't put that on me
29:15so this abortion's on me is it
29:17the only thing that i regret about that termination is not telling you
29:20but babe how could i
29:22how could i bring the baby into that
29:24you weren't even taking my calls you were living back with the dragon
29:26don't call her that
29:27and whenever we did talk to each other we were just taking shots
29:31and yet you still got pregnant by me
29:33allegedly
29:35don't you dare
29:37sorry
29:38i was in no fit state to bring a baby and susie up on my own
29:41now if i'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together i would have told you
29:45i was in no fit state to bring a baby and susie up on my own
29:49now if i'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together i would have told you
29:53so where does adam fit into all of this
29:56he doesn't
29:57not really except the fact that he was a supportive friend
30:00he was meeting a client in hull i bumped into him at the paragon interchange
30:04he was getting the train i was getting the bus
30:06kismet
30:07just to let you know your pub is open
30:12oh
30:13oh it's my pub when it suits you
30:15well i'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in maggie
30:17get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:19are you going to let her speak to me like that
30:22very exciting to be summoned here like this
30:29it's very nice
30:30quite palatial
30:32mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you
30:35so you've actually spoken to carla
30:39not me betts
30:41oh
30:42yes
30:43so uh
30:44how is she what what did she say
30:46um
30:47she said she was at a hotel
30:48can't believe betts actually spoke to her
30:50it's reassuring though
30:52is it
30:53i want to be
30:54well
30:55doesn't it just confirm what you've been worrying about all along that she's ignoring you blatantly
31:02see
31:03i'll make a very good barrister i will because i've got a very incisive mind and also i'll look great in the wig and the
31:12oh i see
31:13my glass appears to be almost entirely empty
31:16double
31:17hmm
31:18it's warm though isn't it in here it's probably evaporating
31:20hi
31:23hi
31:24hi
31:25i'm home
31:26oh
31:27we have company
31:28merry christmas
31:29stranger
31:30is that the sister
31:31hello
31:33this is roy's friend evilly
31:35hi
31:36i'm kim
31:37hi
31:38i spoke to carla
31:39brilliant finally
31:40er
31:41how was she
31:42it's hard to tell really
31:44um
31:45what are you doing
31:47i'm ringing her
31:48oh please
31:50what
31:51like she's going to answer
31:55don't you think you should just face facts love
31:58and what's that
32:00you know
32:01maybe
32:03maybe
32:04maybe
32:05she's just not cut out to be a lesbian
32:09no a lot of people aren't
32:11no i wasn't
32:14sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:17i i honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:19forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on
32:21so what have you been up to then while me and kev have been pretending to play up with families
32:25oh just
32:27watching paint dry
32:28hmm
32:29well sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:33shall we um
32:35shall we make up for it now
32:37what exactly were you thinking of
32:39well
32:40come to the bedroom and i'll show you
32:42i'll show you
32:49what's that aftershave you're wearing it smells different
32:51must be that old shower gel i used earlier
32:54what's this
32:57it's nice innit
32:58er
32:59i found it down the side of the couch
33:01must be the previous tenants
33:03now
33:06where were we
33:07en route to the bedroom
33:09on a one way ticket to paradise
33:12i often wonder if you're a statue
33:22because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:24that secret santa stunt was evil
33:27i am a grandchild down because of you
33:30are you not going to defend me here ben
33:32why should i
33:34she's right it was evil
33:36i'm not bothered
33:39put that drink down ma
33:42and get her to my house now
33:44i beg your pardon
33:45i want you gone
33:46are you going to side with that little tart over me
33:49over me
33:52right first time
33:53his poor beautiful face
33:55oh
34:03what do you need him
34:05wasn't mate
34:07when a man gets hit like that
34:08usually over a women
34:09Oh, beautiful face.
34:11I wonder who hit him.
34:13It wasn't me.
34:14When a man gets hit like that,
34:16usually over a woman, you know.
34:18Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:21Who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:24Did I just say that out loud?
34:26Yes, George.
34:28Keep it down.
34:29People might think we're swingers.
34:30Oh, like these two?
34:32Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
34:34I'll know what you're doing later.
34:35I'm going to have a nice shiner, thanks to you.
34:40You had no right.
34:40Oh, shut up.
34:42No, he's right.
34:44Adam, I'm sorry.
34:47I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
34:48I've just spoken to the weaver
34:49and she's explained everything.
34:53Except my apology.
34:56Well, this won't be a Christmas
34:57that we forget any time, shoot.
34:59You've got a lot to save yourself.
35:02Eh?
35:03Sorry.
35:05And Elia, you've got to believe Adam.
35:07None of it's true.
35:08Oh, I never believed a word.
35:09But you want to have a word with your mother.
35:12Is she calmed down?
35:14She's packing her bags.
35:15Vastard to leave.
35:16What?
35:18Any sign of Megan?
35:19She's gone, huh?
35:21She don't feel well.
35:23She wanted me to tell you, but whoops.
35:25I forgot.
35:26All right.
35:29Listen.
35:31I know that you've got the hots for your teacher,
35:32you little git.
35:33But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
35:36There's a good life.
35:36Right.
35:37Thanks very much for a...
35:40memorable day.
35:41Shall we go next door?
35:46Hey.
35:47I always wondered why you were so weird.
35:49But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of,
35:52it's all slipping into place.
35:53David!
36:07David!
36:08David!
36:12Where have you been?
36:14Er, manor as well.
36:16Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work.
36:18Daniel's already gone.
36:19He said to say to her, aren't they?
36:22Er, you need to be careful.
36:24Do I?
36:26Yes, Will.
36:26You do.
36:27You were so vile to Daniel today.
36:29Classic.
36:30I defend him, why don't you?
36:32You're going to give the game away at this rate?
36:34And the state of him.
36:36You know, he had his hands all over my woman.
36:39You're drunk.
36:41What's he going to be like on your little weekend away?
36:42Oh, do you know what?
36:47I can't be doing with you when you're like this.
36:55Weird.
36:57I'm sorry.
36:57What is that?
36:58It's a stimulator.
36:59Your own mother has got you a...
37:01It's a vagus nerve stimulator.
37:03David, not in front of Lily.
37:05No, no, it's totally sleep.
37:06Shut up!
37:07No, that's what it is.
37:08It's an actual sleep aid.
37:10What?
37:10Granny Gail's texted.
37:11She said she sent us all a video.
37:12Oh, get it up.
37:13Get it up on sablet course.
37:14She'll be no way for Andy Sarah and O'Connor.
37:16Well, she's put it on plot chart, hasn't it?
37:17She can see it on there.
37:18Aw, I can't believe she sent a video.
37:20It's me.
37:23I speak to you today on what is, of course,
37:28our first wedding anniversary.
37:30One of the longest marriages, this.
37:33Thank you, David,
37:34for my extra large jar of olives.
37:39Very funny.
37:40I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day.
37:45And, of course, David, happy birthday.
37:52How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:57I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid.
38:03I just wanted to say that, though I may be far away,
38:11you're all very much in my thoughts.
38:14And David and Shona, you and your baby are utmost in my heart.
38:26Life is never easy.
38:30Life is never straightforward.
38:32But we're a strong, resilient family.
38:39And we can weather any storm.
38:42I love you all very much.
38:46So, till the next time we speak,
38:52as the famous carol says,
38:55the hopes and fears of all the years
39:04are met in thee tonight.
39:08I wish you all a very happy Christmas.
39:18Happy Christmas.
39:20Aw, that was nice.
39:22Yeah, it was a lovely happy Christmas.
39:23I just want to say thank you.
39:31What for?
39:34Oh, you're fun.
39:36And just being so nice and patient today.
39:42It's our first Christmas, innit?
39:44Wanting to be special.
39:48In that case, thank you, too.
39:51For what?
39:52For being you.
39:54Your authentic self.
39:57Can't be easy.
40:00You know, with your various issues.
40:05I'm...
40:05Unless you were being sarcastic.
40:07I wasn't.
40:11Stand up.
40:14You sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:16Yeah.
40:16You sure?
40:29Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:30Merry Christmas, daughter.
40:34It's a song.
40:36We've got the boys in my sleigh
40:41And every mother child is not a spy
40:48To see a great girl
40:51We know how to fly
40:54Isn't that, um, Ojemaflip?
41:00Maggie, yes.
41:00From the pub.
41:01Correct, yeah.
41:02Well, introduce me.
41:03I've never met her.
41:04And, you know, if we pal up, I'm thinking free drinks.
41:07Hello.
41:10Oh, I say, what a beautiful coat.
41:12I love that colour.
41:14Merry Christmas, Maggie.
41:16I don't know if you met my dear friend, Evelyn Plummer.
41:21Merry Christmas to you,
41:22and may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more.
41:27Are you off travelling?
41:30Are you all right, Maggie?
41:32No.
41:32Any idiot can see she's not all right.
41:34She's in pieces.
41:35Oh, let's just say, I've fallen out with Ben.
41:40Oh, dear.
41:41Who's Ben?
41:43My son.
41:44Well, maybe it's just bad karma, you know,
41:48because you shut the pub on Christmas Day.
41:51We were having a family meal, but everything went awry.
41:56Well, if there's anything I could do.
42:01Do you know any decent hotels around here?
42:05Well, I could drive you over to Chariot Square, if you like.
42:09Good thinking, Batman.
42:11And could you call ahead when we're en route?
42:15My phone is running out of juice.
42:17Just tell them one night, one person with breakfast,
42:21and try and get a free upgrade to a suite.
42:27Oh, I'm rather sorry we came over in the first place.
42:36And relax.
42:37My lady.
42:46Quite good, sir.
42:50I'm sorry.
42:52Isn't that my line?
42:54I should have been there for you.
42:57We got there eventually, didn't we?
42:58I'll never let you down again.
43:13I turned my face away
43:16And dreamed about you
43:21Got on the lucky one
43:26Came in and let's into one
43:30I love Gaff
43:32I'll never let you down again
43:34I'll never let you down again
43:34I'll never let you down again
43:35I'll never let you down again
43:36I'll never let you down again
43:37I'll never let you down again
43:38I'll never let you down again
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43:40I'll never let you down again
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