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00:00Tonight, in a step down from her After Midnight
00:03appearances, it's Caitlin Riley.
00:07Immediately realizing he's locked himself out of his
00:09apartment, it's Nick Mondernock.
00:11Thanks, Sam.
00:15Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way,
00:18it's Jeff Ross.
00:19Wow.
00:20Hey, always a pleasure to be here.
00:22Costa Rican currency.
00:24Don't worry about it.
00:25They're all here to make some noise.
00:30Welcome to Make Some Noise.
00:42The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:44I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:46Here's how the show works.
00:47I am here a series of improvisational prompts
00:50our players have never seen before.
00:54Isn't that right, player?
00:55That's right.
00:56Yes.
00:57They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
00:59I will award them corresponding points,
01:00and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:03because legal said we couldn't do real ears.
01:06Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:09Yeah.
01:10Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to it.
01:12First up, a little warm-up mini game.
01:15This is a mini game that we like to call Take Some Direction.
01:17How it works as players, I'm going to give you a single line
01:21of dialogue to repeat over and over and over again as I do.
01:26I will give you direction, micro adjustments, if you will,
01:30to affect your performances.
01:31Caitlin, no direction to start out with.
01:33OK.
01:34Neutral.
01:35Your line from the sixth sense, I see dead people.
01:39I see dead people.
01:40Nick, give me a little bit different.
01:42I see dead people.
01:43Jeff, give me a little bit different.
01:44I see dead people.
01:45Caitlin, OK, brag.
01:47I see dead people.
01:50Nick, a teacher trying to regain control of the classroom.
01:53I, I, I, I see dead people.
01:57Thank you, everyone.
01:59All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere.
02:01Jeff, me personally?
02:03Well, I see dead people.
02:06Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully to remove a hair from your mouth.
02:09When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening.
02:11And I, um, it turns out that I, um,
02:16I see dead people.
02:23I see dead people.
02:25Nick, like Yoda.
02:26Dead people, I see.
02:27That's about right.
02:28Jeff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial.
02:31Sometimes you may end up seeing dead people.
02:34I see dead people.
02:36Caitlin, finding the right pitch.
02:37I see, I, I see, I see.
02:42The acoustics in this room are bad.
02:44Hold on.
02:45I see, I see.
02:48No.
02:49Nick, to the person who just cut you off in traffic.
02:52I, I see dead people.
02:54Oh, I see dead people.
02:55Oh, that was very threatening.
02:57That was really scary.
02:58He's going to be next.
02:59And finally, Jeff.
03:00In a version of The Sixth Sense, that's all frogs.
03:03So every word is now ribbit.
03:05Ribbit, but the acting is the same.
03:07Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit.
03:11And that is a minigame, which brings us straight into round one.
03:19Okay, it's the big stuff, guys.
03:21It's just me and two dads.
03:24You go get him, kiddo.
03:26You got him.
03:27There's going to be an episode at some point I come up, but I do no props.
03:30I just let him riff.
03:32Caitlin.
03:33Yeah, yeah, Sam, what the?
03:34Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad for the container store.
03:40Sometimes, you walk into a room, and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything.
03:48But then, you come to the container store, and there, you find places to put your things.
03:53Containers, boxes, bags.
03:56Boxes with bags inside of them.
03:58Containers with boxes with little bags inside of them with zippers.
04:02And there, magic is reborn.
04:05Because here, we're family.
04:08Here, it's the container store.
04:11Love that, Caitlin, with just a little bit of Olive Garden.
04:15Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden.
04:18Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:1814 dazzling points on a huge silver screen.
04:21Wow, thank you.
04:22Nick, a cereal mascot with a healthy, secure attachment style to their cereal.
04:29Oh, yeah!
04:31It's time for Rick's Flakes.
04:33That taste you can't do without.
04:35Except you can.
04:36Because you're enough with it, you're enough without it.
04:40It's amazing to have it in your life, but sometimes, it's just not going to happen for you.
04:44And you can survive that.
04:45Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist.
04:49But maybe it's not right for you right now.
04:52In that case, just go ahead and on with your life.
04:54Find friends and find loved ones who do want to spend time with you.
04:58That's the Rick's Flakes.
04:5915 grams of added points for you.
05:03Oh, thank you.
05:04Jeff.
05:04Hi, Sam.
05:05Your dad grills the waiter about the bill.
05:09Uh, hey, Chief.
05:09Yeah, thanks.
05:10So, uh, I was just looking at the damage.
05:12And it says here, okay, there was a side of fries.
05:16My burger came with fries.
05:18So, just, Stephanie, what kind of operation are you running here?
05:22Okay, because I'm not giving you a tip until you answer some really serious questions, okay?
05:28What is a jalapeno popper?
05:31Okay, we did have those.
05:34Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for you.
05:39Paetlyn.
05:39Hi.
05:40A country star talks about her humble upbringing as the child of a hedge fund manager.
05:45Sure.
05:46It's just, like, such a reward and honor to be one of Forbes 10 under 10.
05:54I sort of started playing the guitar when I was two years old.
05:59One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake.
06:03Well, I was young, but we were sort of surrounded by water.
06:07I mean, I guess you can call it an island.
06:09And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom, and there were all these guitars.
06:17And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing them.
06:21And my father got me a singing coach and paid the head of RC Records to sign me and blackmailed
06:29the American Music Association to have me perform at the Grammys.
06:34And I'm just really grateful, and I just love rap music.
06:37Oh, Paetlyn, 10 under 10.
06:41Five self-made points that secretly have a trust fund.
06:45Nick.
06:45Yeah.
06:46A Boy Scout leader levels with you about what skills really matter in life.
06:51Let's talk about badges.
06:53Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire-making badge.
06:55You've got your swimming badge.
06:56Some of you've got your medical badges.
06:58That's all great.
06:59Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you.
07:01The important thing is to locate talented friends in college
07:04and remain with them throughout the duration of your life.
07:08Very quickly, you're going to discover that you cannot make it on your own.
07:11You do not have the wherewithal.
07:13If you can just identify it among your peers and then take their side,
07:18even in situations when you shouldn't, you will find success.
07:22And that is this badge right here.
07:23Maintaining bonds of friendship with more talented peers that you discover in college.
07:29Take those not badges.
07:30I want you to throw them in the fire.
07:32Guys, good luck to you.
07:33And again, look around now.
07:35I know who the talented one is.
07:37It's on this side.
07:39You left some room.
07:41You don't want to do it all for them, but you need a scaffold.
07:42Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy of one merit badge point.
07:46God damn right.
07:47Yeah.
07:47Hi, Sam.
07:48Last prompt of round one.
07:49A jury foreman puts some pizzazz into the verdict.
07:54Your Honor, these were horrendous murders, vicious, that left many a limb askew or stance or amissing.
08:06But I want to assure you, judge, I want to assure you, lawyers,
08:09and I want to assure you people here who took time out of your day to come on down here and see justice played out in your community right in front of your faces,
08:20that we took it seriously.
08:21And that's why we came up with a verdict.
08:23And it was not easy.
08:26We had to bring these people back from being passed out.
08:31Bring it back.
08:32To make a decision about this young man's life.
08:36He had everything in front of him.
08:39And the goal is for us to decide, was he guilty?
08:45I can't say it brings me pleasure, but it does bring me a sense of honor and responsibility.
08:51To be the one to tell you, we the jury, your honor, find the defendant not guilty.
08:59I said pizzazz.
09:01That was pizzazz.
09:03Incredible.
09:04I blacked out.
09:06This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points.
09:09Which brings us to our next minigame.
09:12This is a little minigame that we like to call Hollywood Ho, how it works as players.
09:16I am going to ask you for the names of movies that start with a particular letter of the alphabet.
09:21If I like the sound of that movie title, I'll then ask you for the log line.
09:24If I like the sound of that log line, I will ask the three of you to enact the scene.
09:28Are you ready for me, players?
09:30Yes.
09:30Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:31Yes.
09:32Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
09:37F.
09:38Forgetting Sarah Marshall again.
09:41Fuck it.
09:43Frankfurters all day.
09:45Finagling through life.
09:47Friend.
09:48Singular.
09:49Let's see it.
09:51An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission to get just one friend.
09:58Let's see it.
09:59See it.
09:59Damn it.
10:00Hey, Kurt.
10:01Hey, what's up?
10:02Hey.
10:02Hey, Kurt.
10:04John.
10:05Clara.
10:06We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party.
10:08Yeah, totally.
10:09Absolutely.
10:09Yeah.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Because you both invited me.
10:13Well, yeah, of course.
10:15I'm kind of a pair of relations.
10:16Yeah, we're a pair.
10:17Congratulations.
10:18Yeah.
10:20It can only be one of you.
10:23Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
10:26S.
10:27Sucks to be you.
10:29Sailing through the River Kwai.
10:31Oh!
10:32Sydney sunset.
10:34Samaritans.
10:36Sanskrit on my arms.
10:38A woman who is going through a bad breakup gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm, but it turns
10:45out to be a clue to find a national treasure that's been long forgotten.
10:51Let's see that!
10:52Okay.
10:52Okay.
10:53Okay.
10:53You know, usually when we do this, you know, it might be, like, a parent's name or something
10:57like that, but, uh, yeah, whatever you want, really.
10:59Whatever you're comfortable with.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Can I see the book?
11:01Yeah, yeah, sure.
11:01Let me get, let me grab it.
11:02Let me grab it.
11:03Yeah.
11:03Yeah, absolutely.
11:04Oh, God, that's dusty.
11:05Yeah.
11:06We have not had this one out in a while.
11:07You guys are, like, so friendly here.
11:08Are you guys dads?
11:09Yeah, we're both dads.
11:10Yeah, we're both dads.
11:11We're both dads.
11:12That one's actually really interesting.
11:13That's really beautiful.
11:14Oh.
11:14It kind of looks like words, but it's not.
11:17Yeah, totally.
11:18Do you know what it says?
11:18You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page.
11:21Uh, let's go for it.
11:22Okay.
11:29Kyle!
11:30Kyle!
11:30Kyle!
11:31Kyle!
11:32Kyle!
11:32Oh, my God!
11:33Oh, my God!
11:33Oh, my God!
11:37Hollywood!
11:38Hollywood!
11:39Hollywood!
11:39Hollywood!
11:39Hollywood!
11:39Oh, gee!
11:41Dad time.
11:43Three really cool dads have decided that...
11:46Oh, I don't care what they do.
11:47Let's see it!
11:48Oh, yeah!
11:50Oh, my God!
11:52It's time!
11:54It's time for a Brat Saturday.
11:56Brat Saturday.
11:57Let me tell you something.
11:58That Charlie XCX, she's hilarious and a really good singer.
12:03Yeah.
12:04Incredibly talented.
12:05Yo, sis.
12:06Have you guys heard of this show Friends?
12:08Wait, plural?
12:09Sorry.
12:10Friend.
12:10Oh!
12:11You know, it's about the guy.
12:12He can only have one friend.
12:13If he gets more, he dies.
12:15Oh, so that's his weird deal.
12:18Oh, my God!
12:19You guys!
12:20You guys heard of this?
12:21It's a streaming service.
12:22It's called Dropout TV.
12:24My kids love it.
12:25Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit and a bad tie?
12:29I don't think they're bad, but some may.
12:32Don't be a fucking brown noser.
12:36That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
12:44Who's?
12:44Oh, I see.
12:46Caitlin.
12:46I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads.
12:50We're about to find out.
12:51Oh, gosh!
12:52Heck, yeah.
12:54Realizing mid-date, you're going viral.
12:56For me, the whole thing right now is just authentic connection.
13:00Right.
13:00Like, without that, I don't get it.
13:02Yeah.
13:03No, and the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor.
13:06Oh, okay.
13:07And one worked in, like, pharmaceuticals.
13:09They were always at work.
13:10And I was like, hang out with me.
13:11Yes, totally.
13:12Take me to the Grove.
13:13Like, the long surgeries.
13:16I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore?
13:18Right.
13:19I mean, yeah, a lot.
13:21Yeah, a lot, too.
13:22Oh, my God, hold on.
13:22I'm sorry.
13:24Sorry.
13:24Sorry.
13:26So I have a dog.
13:28And my dog has an Instagram page.
13:30Oh, okay.
13:31I posted this, like, funny video of my dog at a cafe.
13:36Oh, wow.
13:36Yeah.
13:36And I put it on TikTok, and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours.
13:42That's incredible.
13:43Awesome.
13:43Hey, congratulations.
13:44That's so cool.
13:45This is, um, this is fucking crazy.
13:51You were mentioning what you do for work.
13:53I mean, marketing.
13:54It's got to be a lot of, uh...
13:55Holy fucking shit!
13:57Jennifer Garner reposted it.
13:59Oh, my gosh.
14:00That's awesome.
14:00I love her.
14:01Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok.
14:05Fuck this!
14:06I'm fucking out!
14:10I love Jennifer Garner.
14:13Oh, my God.
14:15A Tosh Point O-A-Metapoint.
14:18Which brings us to Nick and Jeff.
14:23Hi, Sam.
14:24Immediately regretting holding up a bank.
14:27Everyone down!
14:28Everyone down!
14:29On the fucking ground down right now!
14:32We come from generational wealth.
14:37We do.
14:38We don't need it.
14:39We don't need it!
14:40Hey!
14:40We don't need it.
14:40We don't need it.
14:41We don't need it.
14:41We don't need it.
14:42Everybody go back to it.
14:44Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone.
14:46You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece every time you buy a microphone.
14:49Every microphone!
14:50He gets six cents!
14:52Continue to withdraw money normally.
14:55If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it.
14:59Your dream home is around the corner.
15:01You, too, can ascend to those heights and you'll take care of your family.
15:04You, too, can invent a critical component and get paid every time it's used.
15:11It's a small amount of money, but it adds up.
15:13It's fucking ownership!
15:15You heard of it?
15:16Get yourself a patent!
15:18Get yourself a patent.
15:19Get yourself a patent right now.
15:20Get up.
15:21Get up.
15:21You.
15:22Come on.
15:23Come on.
15:23Who are you?
15:24Who are you?
15:25The manager?
15:25I want you to walk to the vault, and I want you to think of a small improvement on that vault.
15:29That's all you need!
15:30Get a fucking patent!
15:31Get a fucking vault!
15:33Wow, you two!
15:35Peas in a pot all day!
15:36All day.
15:37All the points in the safe.
15:38All right, nice.
15:39All right.
15:40Congratulations.
15:41Which brings us back to...
15:44Jack.
15:44Hi, Sam.
15:45And Caitlin.
15:46Yes!
15:47Breaking the news about the affair doubles as the birds and the bees talk.
15:52Hey, sweetie.
15:53Hi, Daddy.
15:54Sweetheart.
15:56Yeah, Dad?
15:57Daddy made a mistake.
15:58Uh-oh.
15:59Did you go potty in your pants or something like that?
16:01There was, like, a fluid exchange, but that's not right.
16:04You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much, and that's where you came from.
16:09Yeah!
16:09Mommy's been working a lot.
16:11At the museum, huh?
16:12Yeah.
16:12Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time at the office.
16:15And I've just been home.
16:17Yeah, you've just been home.
16:18You've just been home.
16:19Yeah.
16:19So, while Daddy was working, there was not a Mommy, but, like, a person with Mommy energy.
16:28Dad, you're so serious.
16:29Yeah.
16:30And Daddy fell in love with that person, who we'll call Jane, because that's her name.
16:35Hold on a second.
16:36Okay.
16:36Because it's against the law to be in love with two people.
16:39Bigamy is criminal.
16:41You're correct.
16:42But that's if you're trying to marry someone and you're already married.
16:46Slightly different.
16:47Infidelity is illegal in some states.
16:50Not this one.
16:52So, technically, no crimes were committed in our local jurisdiction.
16:56Okay.
16:57Daddy, you're using a lot of words.
16:58I am so sorry.
17:00Your dad fucked your pediatrician.
17:02Okay.
17:03Lindahl!
17:03Dad!
17:03Coming in with a button.
17:06When two points love each other very much.
17:10Caitlin wants more.
17:12Yes.
17:12And Nick wants more.
17:14Sully the pilot tries to use his heroism to get a table at a restaurant.
17:20Hi there.
17:21Yeah, your name?
17:28Your last name?
17:29What are we going to do?
17:39What are we going to do?
17:39I guess we're going to fall in the river.
17:41We're going to go in the Hudson River.
17:42Oh, no, no.
17:43I'll do it safely.
17:44I'm departed.
17:45Oh, everybody's safe.
17:48Mr. Sully Sullenberg.
17:50Yes.
17:52Sorry.
17:53Great.
17:53I think we should have that ready in about 20 to 25 minutes?
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00You said something to get a table at the river.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Everyone get up to the sun.
18:04Okay.
18:04I think, okay.
18:05Okay.
18:06Yes.
18:06Yes.
18:07Okay.
18:07You're a hero.
18:07You are.
18:08You're a hero, Sully.
18:09It looks like we have a booth opening up in the back.
18:10Left.
18:11Of course, I'll...
18:12You ever flown a plane, son?
18:13I'm giving you what you want.
18:18Yeah.
18:18A presidential point of honor.
18:20Thanks.
18:21Nick.
18:21Yeah.
18:22And Jeff.
18:23Aw.
18:23Hi, Sam.
18:24A blackjack dealer introduces some new game mechanics they designed.
18:29There you are.
18:30There you are.
18:31There you are.
18:31There you are.
18:32And guess what?
18:32A third card.
18:33Oh.
18:35Okay.
18:36Now, here's the thing.
18:37You can trade it.
18:38Excuse me?
18:39You can trade it.
18:40You can find anyone at this table.
18:41You can trade it.
18:42Is it any card or just this third card?
18:43Okay, so the third card.
18:44You can trade it with someone.
18:46This is fun.
18:46This kind of makes it a little more collaborative.
18:48Okay, so it's like...
18:49Wild card.
18:49Exactly.
18:50Okay, great.
18:50But if you do...
18:51Oh?
18:52You owe them a favor for the rest of your life.
18:57Oh, okay.
18:57So if I hold on to the card, there's no favor owed.
19:01There's no...
19:02There's no, like, life debt or anything.
19:03A newbie.
19:04No, you will not owe a life debt if you don't...
19:06Okay, okay.
19:07But if you do...
19:08But if I do...
19:08Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse.
19:12Okay.
19:12If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt.
19:15Can I pre-agree what that life debt is going to be with the trading partner?
19:19Absolutely.
19:20Okay, okay, we're back.
19:21It's fun again.
19:22Of course you can pre-agree, but there is a hitch.
19:25Okay.
19:25If you pre-agree, then the third player at the table gets to kill one of you.
19:31Okay.
19:32But only one of you.
19:33Is that up to the third player?
19:35If they choose to not kill one of you, that is when we enter phase two.
19:38Oh, okay, so what's phase two?
19:40And in phase two, they now have to pick a child.
19:43One to live and one to banish.
19:48One to live, one to banish.
19:50Wow, just banish.
19:51Yes, yes.
19:51But for a child, that's almost a death sentence.
19:53Without a doubt, exactly.
19:55It's something to consider.
19:56Okay, wow.
19:57See, now you're thinking like a pro.
19:58There's a possibility that child could survive banishment, come back stronger.
20:01Exactly.
20:01Like a Spartan situation.
20:03Totally.
20:03Okay.
20:03And remember, it's not your child.
20:05I can't stress this enough to the new players.
20:07Okay, well, that was a question.
20:08It'll be the third player's decision.
20:09Okay, they also choose which children to choose between.
20:12In a phase two situation.
20:13In a phase two situation.
20:14Please remember, you are choosing to make a pre-agreement with the second player.
20:18Yes.
20:18That activates means the third player can either kill one of you or can banish.
20:22In a scenario where I survive the killing, which is not a guarantee.
20:26Yes, that's exactly right.
20:26Okay, how are those children selected?
20:29Okay, well, now we're in phase...
20:30Excuse me, sir.
20:31I'm here for the potential banishment.
20:33Oh.
20:33Oh, that's an adorable child.
20:35You're late, and I'm really sorry to say this, but your dad made a choice.
20:38You're going to go ahead and just keep walking out that door?
20:41Wow.
20:42Wow.
20:42Yeah, five points that the house will win back.
20:45Oh, yes.
20:46As we move on to the last prompt of round two, Jeff and Caitlin.
20:51Your friend who complained all board game night just won.
20:56So, it is your turn to roll the dice.
20:59Okay.
21:00Here we go.
21:01Come on, James.
21:02Here I go.
21:03Okay.
21:05Oh.
21:06Five.
21:08Okay.
21:08Okay.
21:11One.
21:14Two.
21:18Five.
21:22Oh, my God, James.
21:26Jesus.
21:27I fucking want it.
21:29James.
21:29I fucking want it.
21:32After all the bullshit, I want it.
21:34Bullshit?
21:35Oh, God, it feels good.
21:37James, my kid's sleeping upstairs.
21:40That's a you problem.
21:43Oh, it feels good.
21:45This game fucking sucked, and I want it.
21:47It's a game of life.
21:48I mean...
21:49It took three hours.
21:50How?
21:51Just the two of us.
21:52Round and round in circles.
21:54You know how that goes.
21:55You came over, you're going through a divorce, you wanted some levity, I brought out the game of life, and you're being a dick to me all night long.
22:00I feel fucking great.
22:02Okay.
22:03I am on the goddamn moon.
22:06I'm not even thinking about Jessica.
22:08Okay, let me get Monopoly.
22:12Wow, love that, players.
22:1532 points on the very last turn to you both, which brings us to our final minigame.
22:22This is a little minigame that we like to call Locals Only.
22:26How it works is, players, you will start a three-person scene in a particular location of my choosing.
22:33I will then ask you to make that scene more and more local to said location.
22:39I will give you a physical location instead to start the scene.
22:41That location is a palace.
22:44Buckingham.
22:45Yes, it was built long, long ago.
22:48Oh, nice.
22:49These floors are made of elephant tusks.
22:53Oh, wow.
22:53And 19-carat gold.
22:55More British.
22:56If you see here, we have the portrait of Mr. Buckingham himself.
23:03John Buckingham himself.
23:04And was his skin really the Union Jack?
23:07More British.
23:08The family.
23:10The royal court.
23:12Hey, it's not me.
23:14It's not me.
23:15Gentlemen, if you would please follow me over here where we have compliments.
23:22Even more upper crust, please, Caitlin.
23:24Compliments.
23:25And three biscuits.
23:26Oh, jeez.
23:27Oh, my God.
23:28Oh, biscuits, too.
23:29Oh, fantusk it is.
23:30Yeah.
23:31Or Cockney.
23:32The whole thing I know is a freaking beer biscuit.
23:35We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop.
23:37And now you're all the Beatles.
23:39You know, I've got the song I've got.
23:40I've got the song I've got.
23:41I've got some good beer biscuits.
23:43You know what they say about beer biscuits?
23:45Yeah, John.
23:46It gets you drunk before it gets you full.
23:48Oh, yeah.
23:49That's a good one, yeah.
23:50John, before it gets you full, we've got to eat the biscuits.
23:54And now you're all Jason Statham.
23:56And now you're all Jason Statham.
23:58You know what I realized?
23:59Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:01I fucking hate music.
24:02You know what I realized?
24:04I fucking hate you.
24:07You didn't need to do that, love.
24:09You didn't have to stab yourself, mate.
24:10You didn't have to stab yourself.
24:11You stay back or I'm finished.
24:13Stay back.
24:14You're not going to do that to me, my best.
24:16Stay back.
24:17You're not going to say that.
24:18You're not going to do that to me.
24:19How dare you?
24:20Where do we go from here, boys?
24:25That brings us to round three, where my players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
24:32Caitlin.
24:33Yeah?
24:33Yeah, yeah.
24:34Hi, Sam.
24:35The tension in this reality show reunion episode is going to bubble over at any moment.
24:42And I will say that Thursday afternoon.
24:46Oh, okay.
24:48Is when I realized that actually we were never going to close an escrow.
24:52I told you that we were going to close an escrow, but then you pissed off the client like you always do.
24:58And that is why I no longer want to be your real estate, mega million, Beverly Hills, in the hills, Hollywood Hills home partner.
25:06God, are we even going to talk about the Range Rover or are we just, we're not going to talk about it?
25:10Oh, my God.
25:11Okay.
25:12It's not about the Range Rover.
25:13Wow.
25:14It's about trust.
25:15Okay.
25:16You say there's going to be a six CD spinner in a Range Rover.
25:20Stop it.
25:21And we get in and there's, stop it.
25:22That is closed.
25:23That's a closed book.
25:24Don't open that.
25:25You won't like what you see.
25:26I guess we're not going to talk about my 30th birthday party.
25:29Oh!
25:30Damn it.
25:31I'm staying.
25:32I'm staying.
25:33I'm staying.
25:34I'm staying.
25:35I'm staying.
25:36I'm staying.
25:37And you showed up in cargo shorts.
25:38You know exactly why that happened.
25:39And you ruined the entire vibe of the party.
25:40Wow.
25:41Here we go.
25:42If I'm not having fun at my Friday, then it's not a such crazy party.
25:45A point for every interruption to you all.
25:50Aww.
25:51Then we're doing very well.
25:52Caitlin.
25:53Yes.
25:54Nick.
25:55Jeff.
25:56Hi Sam.
25:57New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend from holding the baby.
26:00Hey you fucking motherfuckers!
26:02Hi!
26:03Hi!
26:04Hey!
26:05Hey!
26:06Hey!
26:07Hey!
26:08Hey!
26:09Let me see that baby!
26:10Sebastian's asleep.
26:11Sebastian's asleep.
26:12Sebastian's asleep.
26:13Sebastian's asleep.
26:14Sebastian's asleep.
26:15Sebastian?
26:16I'm Ariel.
26:17Hi!
26:18Hi!
26:19Hi!
26:20Okay.
26:21How are you?
26:22My dad's name was Sebastian and you know that.
26:24Yeah, so it's...
26:25Okay.
26:26Well, he died before you and I were friends, so...
26:28Is there...
26:29You guys have...
26:30Ew!
26:31Ew!
26:32Can I have some of this vodka?
26:33I need, like, just a...
26:34That's fine.
26:35You guys have...
26:36Ew!
26:37Can I have some of this vodka?
26:38I need, like...
26:39Just a...
26:40That's fine.
26:41Yeah, go for it.
26:42A palate cleanser.
26:43I ubered.
26:44I ubered.
26:45I ubered.
26:46I ubered.
26:47Don't kill me!
26:48No one was saying anything.
26:49Please.
26:50I have a car problem and I need some...
26:56I need, like, $10,000.
26:58Claire, I know.
26:59I know.
27:00Because it's being impounded.
27:01Yeah.
27:02And I need to get it out of the impoundation.
27:04Claire, we know.
27:05And then I need to take it to the shop and it needs to be fixed
27:08so it can be driven.
27:09Right.
27:10But we can talk about it later.
27:11Let me help the baby!
27:14Claire, your hands are covered in oil.
27:16Just covered in oil.
27:17Oh, my God!
27:18I forgot!
27:19Okay, um...
27:20Is there a sink?
27:21Yes, this is a house.
27:22Okay.
27:23It's a house that we have.
27:24Okay.
27:25Claire, I have $10,000 for you.
27:27Yeah.
27:28You do?
27:29Yes, I have $10,000.
27:30We just need you to not come to the baptism.
27:32What?
27:33The $10,000 is yours.
27:34The $10,000 is yours.
27:35The $10,000 is yours.
27:36Okay, I thought you were talking about my baptism.
27:37I was like, wait a second.
27:38Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now?
27:40What?
27:41Like, I'm down, but how do I get there, like, if I don't have a car?
27:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:46That's what we're saying.
27:47That's what we're saying.
27:48Okay, okay.
27:49Okay, no, what we're saying is do not come to Sebastian's baptism
27:52and you can have this $10,000 for your...
27:54That's the exchange.
27:55...complicated car problem.
27:56That's the exchange.
27:57I thought that I was the godmother.
27:59No.
28:03Absolutely not.
28:0530 points doing tummy time.
28:06I love doing tummy time with myself.
28:08Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
28:13No!
28:14No!
28:15Caitlin.
28:16What?
28:17Nick.
28:18You're not doing it, Sam.
28:19Jeff.
28:20Don't do this to a Sam!
28:21Here I go.
28:22A student film that somehow touches on every issue.
28:27Huh.
28:28You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone.
28:31It's just really fucked up.
28:33You know, he was so depressed and he had ADHD.
28:37Yeah.
28:38ADHD kills.
28:40You can't pay attention?
28:41That could result in a terrible, tragic accident.
28:44Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel.
28:46I wish he would have done his homework better.
28:48If only he had done his homework, he would have known
28:50that microplastics are everywhere.
28:52They're everywhere.
28:55Greg, how can you be so foolish?
28:58Everything he had was a plastic container.
29:00So many water bottles sitting in his car overnight,
29:04half drunk, and he would just keep using them
29:07over and over and over again.
29:09I'm sorry?
29:10But if you're buying action figures,
29:11you're putting a gun straight to your head.
29:13But you know what I admired about him?
29:15His polyamorous lifestyle.
29:16He was really sexually fluid,
29:19and that's what I loved about him the most.
29:21And he kept saying, don't kink shame me.
29:23Yeah.
29:24But at some point, there does have to be a lie.
29:26You guys, don't judge him!
29:28He had ADHD!
29:30He can't see without his glasses!
29:34Bear his glasses! He can't see without his glasses!
29:4044 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old for the preview.
29:47That brings us to the end of our show.
29:51Our winner tonight, Jeff Ross.
29:57What?!
29:58Jeff, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ear.
30:03That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
30:07Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
30:10I'm Sam Reich, and that sounds pretty good to me.
30:12Good night.
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