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00:00All right, the Sudbury Triple A Lakers graduating players video yearbook.
00:13We'll go down the line, say your name and where you're going off to play
00:16and what you like about being a Sudbury Laker.
00:20Mason.
00:20Check.
00:21Sorry, what was it again?
00:23Your name, where you're going to play and your favorite thing about being a Laker.
00:27My name's Mason.
00:28I'm going to be playing for London.
00:31My favorite thing about being a Laker is being with the boys.
00:34Try it without saying um.
00:35My name's Mason.
00:37I'm going to be playing for London.
00:38And my favorite thing about being a Laker is being with the boys.
00:42Nailed it.
00:42Jack.
00:44My name's Jack.
00:45I'm going to play for Barry.
00:46And I like being a Laker because they taught me the skills to get to the next level.
00:52Carter.
00:52My name's Carter.
00:54I'm going to go play for Windsor.
00:55Do we say our age?
00:56Sure.
00:58I'm Carter.
00:59I'm 18.
01:00Actually, don't say your age.
01:01It sounds like a dating profile.
01:03I'm Carter.
01:04I'm going to play for Windsor.
01:06I'm 18.
01:07Okay, start again.
01:09Don't swear, please.
01:10My name's Carter.
01:11I'm going to go play for the Lakers.
01:13Are you?
01:15Okay, take a break, Carter.
01:16We'll go to Caleb.
01:18I'm Caleb.
01:18I'm going to play for Ottawa.
01:20My favorite thing about being a Laker was the brotherhood
01:22and the opportunity to come to the rink and prove on my game and on myself.
01:26Good, Caleb.
01:27Caleb, got any tips for Carter?
01:28Shut up.
01:29So bad.
01:30Let's try to get them all in a row now, okay?
01:33Go.
01:34Uh, my name's Mason.
01:35No ums.
01:36Fuck.
01:36No swearing.
01:37Strong start, Mace.
01:38Worse than cards, boys.
01:40You're awful, Mace.
01:41Bro, you're so bad.
01:42You were the worst.
01:43Focus.
01:43So bad.
01:44Let's go.
01:44My name's Mason.
01:46I'm going to play for London.
01:48And my favorite thing is being about being a Laker.
01:50Just being with the boys.
01:52My name's Jack.
01:53I'm going to play for Barry and learning skills.
01:56Okay.
01:57It's my favorite thing about being a Laker.
01:58My name's Carter.
02:01I'm 18.
02:02I'm going to play for the Lakers.
02:03You're going to play for Windsor.
02:04Practice makes perfect.
02:05Okay, Caleb.
02:06And then we'll go back down the line.
02:08I'm Caleb.
02:08I'm going to play for the city of Ottawa.
02:10My favorite thing about being a Laker was the brotherhood and the opportunity to come to
02:14the rink and prove on my game and on myself.
02:16Legend.
02:17Carter, let's see if we can get a clean one.
02:18He's got the hips.
02:20Give it a try.
02:21My name's Carter.
02:22I'm 18.
02:23You don't have to say your age, bud.
02:24All right.
02:25We can do this.
02:26Let's get a good one.
02:27Go.
02:28My name is Mason.
02:31I'm 18.
02:32Fuck.
02:32I'm saying my age.
02:33Don't swear.
02:34Start again.
02:35My name's Mason.
02:36I'm going to play for London.
02:38My favorite thing about being a Laker is being with the boys.
02:41My name's Jack.
02:42I'm going to play for Barry.
02:43And my favorite thing about being a Laker was everything.
02:47I got taught.
02:48My name's Carter.
02:49I'm 18.
02:50I'm going to play for Windsor.
02:52Love being a Laker.
02:53Dinger.
02:53I'm Caleb.
02:54I'm going to play for the great city of Ottawa.
02:55My favorite thing about being a Subbury Laker was the brotherhood
02:58and the opportunity to come to the rink and prove on my game and on myself.
03:02Go, Lakers.
03:03All right.
03:03Almost perfect.
03:04Last time.
03:05Let's go.
03:07Perfect this time.
03:08My name's Mason.
03:09I'm going to play for London.
03:10My favorite thing about being a Laker is being with the boys.
03:12Woo!
03:13My name's Jack.
03:14I'm going to play for Barry.
03:15And the Lakers taught me every skill.
03:17So thank you, Lakers.
03:18Bring it home, Carter.
03:19My name's Carter.
03:20I'm 18.
03:21I'm going to play for Windsor.
03:22Let's go, Lakers.
03:23Yay!
03:23I'm Caleb.
03:24I'm going to play for our great nation's capital of Ottawa.
03:26My favorite thing about being a Laker is these gentlemen right here.
03:29My brothers.
03:30Thank you, Lakers, for giving me the opportunity to grow as a player and as a person.
03:35All love.
03:36Let's go!
03:50Shorzy?
03:50Shorzy.
03:51You want him?
03:52I do.
03:53For what?
03:54Remember our conversation a while back?
03:56Uh-huh.
03:56You said.
03:57I know what I said.
03:58Trying to get the kids focused on the game again.
04:00Trying to get them focused on winning.
04:02We thought about a hockey school.
04:04Get as many involved as we can.
04:05But we ran into some trouble with a select four from the Sudbury Lakers AAA program.
04:11They're in an important spot in their development and they need personal attention.
04:16So, Nat, we want to partner with the Bulldogs, some real champions, on a mentorship program.
04:23We only have a handful of players here.
04:25Everyone else has gone home for the summer.
04:27Shorzy and a handful will do.
04:29Shorzy?
04:30Yeah.
04:30She said.
04:31I know what I said.
04:32You know, the kids like you.
04:34They listen to you.
04:35Yeah, I clocked that at the seminars.
04:37She said she wants them to be all exactly like me.
04:39That's not what I said.
04:40Uh-huh.
04:40You said.
04:41I know what I said.
04:42I'd like them to listen to you more.
04:46Ballpark?
04:46Who are these kids?
04:47Mason, Jack, Carter, and Caleb.
04:50Top prospects.
04:51All leaving town next year to play junior in the O.
04:54But they're distracted.
04:55By what?
04:56You know what Sudbury's like in the summer.
04:58Tens everywhere.
04:59Hockey players always find trouble in the offseason.
05:01Tens all over the place.
05:02They need hockey to keep them busy.
05:04These guys are elite, with a massive year on deck.
05:08But they're dogging their summer skates.
05:09They're skipping their workouts.
05:11They're uninspired.
05:12Oh, it's summer in Sud Vegas.
05:14Will you help us?
05:16I got a job with Bro Dude.
05:17You really want to go to TV Land?
05:19I don't know where to go.
05:21Go where you need it.
05:22Of course we'll help.
05:23For the community, by the community.
05:26No, thank you.
05:27This couldn't have come at a better time.
05:29My guys are out acting like idiots, too.
05:31Everywhere you look, there's a 10.
05:32This will keep them busy.
05:34Do you need anything from me?
05:35Thanks.
05:36But no.
05:37Our sponsors will be lined up to chip in for a youth mentorship program.
05:41One in particular.
05:43Who?
05:44Our favorite sponsor.
05:46Eddie's?
05:47Gloria's?
05:48Gonga's?
05:48Ashley Home Store's my personal name.
05:49The Blueberry Festival, idiot.
05:51Oh, fuck.
05:52When we told them we were starting our own youth mentorship program, they signed on enthusiastically.
05:56Okay, I'm officially excited.
05:58What's in the box, guys?
05:59I can't tell you how much more you bug me when we're not playing hockey together.
06:03Okay, jeez.
06:03I have absolutely no use for you if you're not stopping Fox for us.
06:07Much like the Big Brothers and Big Sisters of Canada programs, you will be...
06:15The Blueberry Buddies.
06:22Blueberry Buddies.
06:24Yeah.
06:25Nah.
06:26Blueberry Buddies.
06:28Yeah.
06:28No.
06:29Not the Bulldog Brothers or Bulldog Bros.
06:32Bulldog Boys.
06:33Blueberry Boys.
06:33Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
06:34Is that a long-sleeve golf shirt?
06:36We're going to be the Blueberry Buddies.
06:38Shut up and put the shirt on, slut.
06:40Don't think I've ever seen a long-sleeve golf shirt, boys.
06:42It's a vraiment good.
06:43Golf's unbelievable.
06:44Well, boys, who'd have thunk it?
06:46No-show champs and now we're pomegranate pals.
06:48You know, even the Blueberry Besties.
06:50No-show record holders and now we're passion fruit friends.
06:53We're like Blueberry BFFs.
06:54National champs and now we're cherry chums.
06:57Let's just run up the flagpole, see if it waves.
06:59Where are you going, slut?
07:00Wish I was going tubing.
07:01Ah!
07:02A tubing, j'ai-d'all.
07:03Love a tube, Tuggy.
07:04Same question.
07:06Bro, dude!
07:06Tell him to settle down on the spray tan, Snooky.
07:09My boys.
07:10See you later.
07:11Tabaknach.
07:12I really think Blueberry Besties ought to have its date in court.
07:14What if I don't want to be a Blueberry Buddy?
07:16Do you want to go to Weird Sudbury?
07:17Lick this switch up, fuck it up.
07:20Fuck it up.
07:22Fuck it up.
07:24Fuck it up.
07:25Lick this switch up, fuck it up.
07:27Well, boys?
07:29All hands for the banana brotherhood.
07:32Yeah.
07:34This was a good idea.
07:37This was a bad idea.
07:38We don't simmer.
07:39Bad, bad, bad.
07:40Settle.
07:41I don't believe this.
07:42You better believe it.
07:43I just do not believe this.
07:44Take a deep breath.
07:45Try to do something good and look what happens.
07:46We don't know what it is yet.
07:47We know it ain't good.
07:48But do we?
07:49It can't be.
07:49Kay, stop.
07:51Repeat to me exactly what was said to you.
07:56Complaint of a sexual nature.
07:58I'm gonna fucking puke.
07:59We don't know what it is yet.
08:00We know it ain't good.
08:02But do we?
08:03It can't be.
08:04Let's go.
08:05I'm going to try and stay calm, but I am terrified.
08:16You have been mentoring these boys...
08:18Teenagers.
08:18...for two days.
08:19Less.
08:20You haven't been mentoring these guys for two days and already we have...
08:23I can't even say it.
08:25Complaint of a sexual nature.
08:27Who?
08:28Wasn't one of the boys.
08:30What do you mean?
08:31Who?
08:32It was one of the boys.
08:33What?
08:33What?
08:34What are you...
08:35One of the boys?
08:36Well, as Ziguain already established, they're teenagers, so they're not boys.
08:39Don't be a smart-ass slut.
08:40But if Nat insists on calling the boys boys...
08:42Who was it?
08:43Then yeah, it was one of the boy boys.
08:45One of the players?
08:46I don't think it's that confusing.
08:47One of the Lakers players?
08:48I think they're the ones making it confusing.
08:50Yes, one of the Lakers players.
08:51For what?
08:51I was only trying to play by their rules.
08:53I'm once a boy, I'm once a boy.
08:55I said guys.
08:57She said, what did he do?
08:59Do you want me to throw a shoe?
09:01Helicopter.
09:02What?
09:03Yeah, helicopter.
09:03Helicopter.
09:05What is...
09:06Helicopter?
09:07Drive with more of an H.
09:12Helicopter.
09:13Helicopter.
09:14Helicopter.
09:15What is that?
09:15I don't know.
09:17I do.
09:17Show me.
09:18I can't.
09:23I'm gonna need that in English.
09:25So when you take your dick in your hand and you swing it around like a helicopter.
09:29Now I understand why you can't show me.
09:31Where did it happen?
09:31In the dressing room.
09:32Were there girls there?
09:33Why would there be girls in the dressing room?
09:35Fair.
09:35It's not Ted Lasso.
09:37So this was the complaint of a sexual nature?
09:41And that's it?
09:43Nobody fucked any of the hockey moms or anything.
09:45Oh my God.
09:47I am so relieved.
09:49You don't even want to know where my mind went with complaint of a sexual nature of these
09:53sluts.
09:53Skanks.
09:54How's it all going so far?
09:55It's both benchpounds.
09:56What have you been doing with them?
09:57We just skate the shit out of them.
09:59That sounds fun.
10:00Tubin would be fun.
10:01Oh my God.
10:02So much fun.
10:04So much fun.
10:06Okay.
10:06We've seen that he can loosen up and be himself.
10:08Let's get some fucking Syrian food.
10:10Uh-huh.
10:10We've seen that he can banter.
10:11We've seen that he can trade jabs.
10:13Let's get some kebab halabi.
10:14Yeah, sure as he you're wrapped.
10:15You can go home.
10:17Okay?
10:17You guys know where to get some good Lebanese?
10:19We need more tension.
10:20More tension than going head to head with the biggest pest of all time.
10:23He's most entertaining when he's defensive on the ropes.
10:26We want to see him squirm.
10:27Do we?
10:28We threw him to the rats with Avery.
10:30Yeah.
10:30Next we threw him to the wolves.
10:32What do you want to do?
10:34Helicopter.
10:35Helicopter.
10:36Helicopter?
10:37Helicopter.
10:37So?
10:38Yes.
10:38What?
10:39That's what we said, old man.
10:40That gives you a complaint of a sexual nature?
10:43Yeah.
10:43Can you imagine?
10:43No one's talking to you.
10:44Why won't we know?
10:45Girls are acting like they never heard endings so bad as death.
10:47I could tell them a couple things.
10:49What it do, what it does.
10:50Boys are in deep water, old man.
10:52Deep water like that.
10:54We need some help.
10:55Me?
10:55Captain.
10:56What?
10:56I don't feel right going where the boys are to and telling them not to helicopter where
11:00they're at.
11:01Because I me self used to helicopter when I was that age.
11:04Me too.
11:04Me too.
11:05Une fois.
11:06Oh, look at Goody over here acting like he never helicoptered in the room.
11:09I was more of a brain guy at that age.
11:10Oh, is that where you pull your ball sack up and over your dink?
11:12Yeah.
11:13I was always pulling my ball sack up and over my dink.
11:15No, I was fine.
11:16Bah.
11:17Oh, look at Doolo over here.
11:18Look at this aristocrat acting like he never pulled his ball sack up and over his dink.
11:22Hey, look at this nobleman.
11:23Look at this fine fellow.
11:24I'll buy that for a nickel.
11:29Ever pull your dink over your wrist and ask someone to tell you the time or what?
11:31I was more the guy that would just tuck the whole thing between my legs so it looked like
11:34a snapper.
11:35Oh, you don't say.
11:36Yeah.
11:36Imagine that.
11:37Me son, the boys are in deep and we need some help.
11:40Jacques, Chris, he vient d'hélicopter.
11:42Helicoptered.
11:43Take 10 teenage boys.
11:45Fucking nine of them are helicoptering right now.
11:47That's a lot of helicoptering.
11:49Our dressing room sounded like Black Hawk Down.
11:50I bet you if Dolo tried it now, he might even take flight.
11:53Strength in numbers, boss.
11:54It's kind of tough doing this and the bro dude thing at the same time.
11:58Oh, but huh?
11:58And I plan to spend the afternoon with Big Sexy.
12:01Well, do it for the kids, bro.
12:02Everything you say fucking irritates me.
12:04I can't fucking...
12:05Every single thing you say.
12:06Okay, God.
12:06Jeez.
12:07You're our leader, old man.
12:08Come help us talk to the boys.
12:11So, everybody, listen up here now.
12:13What's your name?
12:14Mason.
12:14What's your name?
12:15Jack.
12:15What's your name?
12:16Carter.
12:16What's your name?
12:17Caleb.
12:17All right.
12:19What's your name again?
12:20Mason.
12:21You look like you did it.
12:22Who's Jack?
12:23Don't be a rat.
12:24Jack.
12:25No.
12:25I'm Jack.
12:26You helicopter?
12:27Yeah.
12:28Really?
12:30Wow.
12:31He looks like the biggest nerd of them all.
12:32Yeah.
12:32I'm a nerd.
12:33No, I was by him.
12:34Looks like the biggest nerd of them all to me.
12:35Well, it's between that one and that one.
12:37Guys.
12:37Weird nose, too.
12:39The fuck?
12:39Cut the lip.
12:40You want a noogie?
12:41No.
12:41Yeah, he's got the nose, but how about the chin on that one?
12:44Chicken nugget chin.
12:45All right.
12:46Go on.
12:47We're doing a conditioning skate.
12:48Another one.
12:49What?
12:50Doing a lot of conditioning skates lately.
12:52Cardio, c'est bien important, boys.
12:53We get skated by our winter team three times a week all summer to stay in shape.
12:57Oh, okay.
12:58So, right now, you're getting skated by your own team and getting skated by us?
13:02Blueberry buddies.
13:02Huh?
13:03In the middle of summer, yeah.
13:04All right.
13:04I understand why you said it like such a little cunt then.
13:06The coach is such a loser.
13:08What an idiot.
13:08I like the skates because I can literally feel weakness leaving my body.
13:12You're the goalie, right?
13:14You would be correct, sir.
13:15Goalies are always weird.
13:16Michaels, control your guy.
13:17Caleb, shut the fuck up.
13:19I wish we were tubing.
13:20You guys like tubing?
13:21Boys love tubing.
13:22Oh, really?
13:22It's unreal.
13:23Yeah, we love tubing.
13:24It's the sickest thing ever.
13:25Tubing's sick.
13:26It's sick.
13:26Tubing's so sick.
13:27We're in summer.
13:28Okay, all right.
13:30Go on.
13:31I didn't want to do the skates, so I helicoptered in the dressing room before I tried to get sent home.
13:35Why would you get sent home?
13:37For showing my dick in the room.
13:39But it's the dressing room.
13:40Why would you get sent home for showing your dick in the dressing room?
13:43Because you're not supposed to show your dick in the room anymore.
13:47Why aren't you supposed to show your dick in the room anymore?
13:50They made a rule that no one could be naked in the dressing room.
13:54Why?
13:55Because no one feels uncomfortable.
13:56You can't get undressed in the undressing room?
14:01I just told you, you're not supposed to.
14:03Wait, then how do you get fucking dressed?
14:06You're supposed to wear an undergarment to the rink that never comes off.
14:09Even in the shower?
14:11No one really showers anymore because you're not supposed to be naked in the dressing room.
14:15All right.
14:17All right.
14:17So you come to the rink, you're wearing a fucking what?
14:20Undergarment.
14:21You come to the rink, you're wearing an undergarment.
14:23You skate in it.
14:24You sweat like a pig in it.
14:25Yeah, they skate the shit out of us.
14:27Sometimes guys puke.
14:29And then you go into the dressing room, you don't shower, you don't wash,
14:34you just pull your jeans on over this sweaty undergarment and go home?
14:38Most of the boys wear jogs, not jeans.
14:41That's fucking disgusting.
14:44I fucking...
14:45Crotter.
14:45Why?
14:46So no one feels uncomfortable.
14:47Oh, so no one feels uncomfortable.
14:48That's some gutter shit.
14:50That is an overreaction.
14:51It's extremely disgusting.
14:53What about your hygiene?
14:55Definitely don't want to be going straight to your old ladies after.
14:57What about your fucking pride?
14:59What, are you just walking to the lobby after in a sweaty nut stew?
15:02It's not our rule, gentlemen.
15:04What about your...
15:04What about your self-respect?
15:07Why, just crack a window in Mom's car on the way home, sit in your cock and ball soup the
15:11whole way?
15:11We didn't make it up.
15:12So no one feels uncomfortable, okay?
15:16So no one sees a dink and jumps off a bridge.
15:19Mm-hmm.
15:20You all have to behave like actual degenerates.
15:23It's not a rule, man.
15:24Calm down.
15:26It's a lot of adults thinking about boys and their dinks, boys.
15:28A lot of kids have a problem with B.O.
15:30Good luck up there.
15:31Good luck to him, I suppose, man.
15:32You ever try off the refills, please?
15:34My gay buddy got his first erection in a dressing room.
15:37See?
15:38That's almost a counterpile, old man.
15:39If it weren't for seeing dinks in the room, he wouldn't know he was gay.
15:43Well, he probably would.
15:44Now you pretty much outlined why boys feels uncomfortable.
15:47Well, he's not fucking uncomfortable now.
15:48He's fucking all sorts ass.
15:50Cut, tight.
15:50He's over in Spanish Africa fucking ass right now.
15:53Who complained?
15:54Some idiot parent is trying to get their kid more ice time by complaining about other kids.
15:58That idiot told our idiot coach.
16:00What a loser.
16:02We're the helicopter of your life, eh, Jackie?
16:03No one ever complains, and I do it.
16:05Got a complaint, still got bags skated.
16:08This is weird.
16:10Weird Sudbury.
16:12We're actually helping them with this.
16:14Deals a deal.
16:15Helping sluts get sluttier.
16:17To their credit, they've taken their foot off the gas on the Cup Celebration Tour.
16:20They're out there, just less conspicuously.
16:23Where?
16:23Everywhere.
16:24Including, but not limited to,
16:27the Water Tower,
16:29the Northern Exotics,
16:31and the Superstar.
16:33Woo-hoo!
16:34Woo-hoo!
16:36Nutty idea for you.
16:38Take a break.
16:39It's the off season for us, too.
16:40Trust me, I'd rather be here doing this all the time.
16:44Then why are we still trying to wrangle these dudes?
16:45To make sure they're not out chopping their dicks around or whatever.
16:48Helicopter.
16:49Hockey shouldn't be an all-year-round gig for you now.
16:52It shouldn't be for anybody.
16:53I'm just trying to give back.
16:54I know, but there's a time for hockey, and it's called hockey season.
16:58Cosign.
16:58Too much hockey's a good way to stop enjoying hockey.
17:00Do you like being at the top?
17:03This is what it takes to stay here.
17:05You know what they'd be up to otherwise.
17:08Can I dip?
17:08Yeah, you can chew.
17:12Get in his kitchen.
17:13If that's what you want, boss.
17:15I want you figuratively flicking his ear, pinching the back of his arm.
17:18And so would Shelby.
17:19Wolfpack assembled.
17:21His discomfort is the audience's entertainment.
17:23So push him.
17:25And push your tits up a bit.
17:27A bit more.
17:29A bit more.
17:30A bit more.
17:31Welcome to 3 on 1, presented by BroDude Energy.
17:34I'm your host, Annick Archambault, with our resident expert, the guy you all know as Shorzy.
17:40And today we're going to try a different spin on 3 on 1.
17:43Three women on one man.
17:45Okay, take it easy, Annick.
17:46Joining us today to discuss the women's game are Olympic hockey gold medalist Tessa Bonham,
17:51play-by-play announcer for the professional women's hockey league, Kenzie Lalonde,
17:55and the co-founder of hockey analytics firm Statlete, Megan Shajka.
18:00Welcome, ladies.
18:01Thanks, Annick.
18:02Are you chewing tobacco?
18:03They said I could.
18:04Yeah, we keep things casual around here.
18:06I can see that.
18:07Kenzie, let's talk about the professional women's hockey league.
18:10We finally have the best players in North America going head-to-head in one league.
18:14This is huge.
18:15Massive.
18:16But, I mean, the talent's always been there.
18:18We just haven't been on TV as much.
18:19So awesome.
18:20Fortunately, with the formation of the PWHL, the women's game is finally properly platformed.
18:24Yeah, long overdue.
18:26And it's not just women's hockey, Annick.
18:27Look at soccer.
18:28The entire country just celebrated the retirement of Christine Sinclair.
18:31And basketball?
18:32NCAA March Madness made Caitlin Clark a household name.
18:35C'est vrai ça.
18:36We're seeing women's sports get closer and closer to equal coverage to men across all media.
18:40Better Late Than Never goes to show, let the people see us play, and we'll dazzle.
18:45Shorzi, I'm sure you caught some women's hockey this year on TSN.
18:48Yep.
18:48What'd you think?
18:49It was pretty good.
18:50Pretty good?
18:51Yeah, they take some big runs at each other.
18:53So you'd agree?
18:55With what?
18:56That the women's game is every bit as fast and electrifying as the men's.
19:00Did somebody say that?
19:01I did.
19:02Well, it's definitely not as fast as the men's.
19:06Tessa?
19:06Kendall Coyne's pretty fast, but I mean, sure.
19:08But it might be as electrifying, depending who you ask.
19:11What do you mean?
19:11Well, some people might find the women's game more electrifying.
19:14Like who?
19:15Lots of people.
19:16Give me an example.
19:16Like a little girl who dreams of playing in the PWHL when she grows up.
19:21But certainly not limited to.
19:23To what?
19:23To little girls.
19:24I'm a bit turned around here.
19:26The appreciation of the PWHL certainly shouldn't just be limited to little girls, right?
19:30I don't know what's going on now.
19:31So what do we do if we want to make our game as fast and electrifying as the men?
19:35I don't know.
19:35Sure you do, Shorzy.
19:36You're the expert here.
19:37I played senior whale shit hockey.
19:40But you're of the opinion that women aren't as fast.
19:42He didn't really say that as a generalization.
19:44Yes.
19:44Oh.
19:45Well, there you go.
19:46Tell us, Shorzy.
19:47So how do us gals make the game faster?
19:48I don't know.
19:49Humorous.
19:50I don't know.
19:50Come on, Shorzy.
19:51Leave me alone.
19:52You're the expert here.
19:54But I don't know.
19:55Sure you do.
19:55No, I don't.
19:56You say we aren't as fast.
19:57Yeah, but I fucking wish I didn't.
19:59Then what should we do, Shorzy?
20:00I mean, if we ever want to be as fast as you men.
20:05Make the ice smaller.
20:06What?
20:07I said I didn't know.
20:08Sounds like you do.
20:09I don't know.
20:09It's just a science thing.
20:10What science?
20:11Fucking neutrons and beakers.
20:13What are you talking about?
20:13Fucking nucleuses and chloroplasts.
20:15I'm a data scientist.
20:16Fucking mitochondrion.
20:18What science are you actually referring to?
20:19I don't know.
20:20Physics?
20:20Physics?
20:21Yes.
20:22No.
20:22Do I mean biology?
20:23No, you don't.
20:24Do not go there.
20:25Why do women have to play on smaller ice?
20:27Why don't men play on bigger ice?
20:28Sometimes they do.
20:29It's called Olympic side.
20:31Yeah, I know it well.
20:32Shorzy won gold on it with the Canadian women back in 2010.
20:34I know.
20:34It was one of the greatest moments of my life.
20:36Sounds kind of sweet.
20:37Yeah, but then when the men won gold, it was the greatest moment of my life.
20:41And you blew it.
20:42Controversial statement, Shorzy.
20:43Why is that controversial?
20:45You got questions?
20:46He's got answers.
20:47Hold on.
20:47No more questions for me.
20:49That's all for me.
20:49That's all for me.
20:50And that's all for 3 on 1.
20:52Holy.
20:57Nice work, me son.
20:58Uh-oh.
21:21Awful.
21:21Give it a sec.
21:22I just don't care.
21:23About what?
21:25Being on TV.
21:26It's so dumb.
21:27You'd honestly rather be tubing, wouldn't you?
21:29All the boys love tubing.
21:30Oh, you want to be getting focused or something?
21:32For what?
21:33All right.
21:35Go home, sluts.
21:37Just one stop for the boys.
21:38Sure.
21:39It's on the way.
21:40You guys ready to go?
21:41Nipa?
21:42Coming where?
21:43Little Montreal.
21:43What's at Little Montreal?
21:45You guys don't know?
21:46No.
21:46You guys don't know what Shorzy's doing?
21:48Oh, my God.
21:48With Laura?
21:49No, tell us.
21:50Whoa, whoa.
21:50You guys don't know what Shorzy does with Laura on Wednesday nights?
21:53You're so fucking annoying, bro.
21:54Wow, okay.
21:55Michael!
21:56Wow, I just thought that you would know.
21:58Jeez, sorry.
21:58What is he doing with Laura on Wednesday nights?
22:01He takes her downtown and he sings her karaoke songs.
22:06Right now?
22:08Little Montreal?
22:09I recommend getting your heart trampled by anyone.
22:27Yeah.
22:31I recommend walking around naked in your living room.
22:36Swallow it down.
22:45What a jagged little pill.
22:48It feels so good.
22:50Good tone.
22:51Swimming in your stomach.
22:53Why's he hit that?
22:54I know, but he's not going to hit the big one.
22:55I'm going to hit the big one.
22:57Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:06You know, you're in trouble with me.
23:08You know, you are me, you learn.
23:11You think, you learn, you scream, you learn.
23:19I recommend my love more than you choose to anyone.
23:28I love this song.
23:33You want to go?
23:35Yeah.
23:36Let's go.
23:36No fucking way.
23:37Let's go.
24:07You like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you like, you speak, you like, you like.
24:21Make a beat, Shorty.
24:37I love you.
24:49Alanis Morissette?
24:50Legend.
24:50You're something, man.
24:51On Canada's Mount Rushmore with Shania and Selene.
24:54I got to go soon.
24:55Maybe I'll go with you.
24:56You can't come home with me.
24:57My kids are.
24:58All right.
24:58Let's go in the parking lot for a little bit.
25:28You chose.
25:31And you left.
25:33And you chose.
25:37You judge.
25:40You ask.
25:43You learn.
25:44You leave.
25:46You learn.
25:58You
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