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00:00Tonight, the coziest person alive.
00:03It's Josh Rubin.
00:09A big scarf.
00:11Leaving a play date that did not go well,
00:14it's Anna Garcia.
00:16Hey, you all right?
00:18He pissed on me.
00:21And about to break dance but never
00:23starving, it's Giovanni.
00:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:30Here we go.
00:31Come on, get into it.
00:32Here we go.
00:33Whoo.
00:34Yay.
00:37They're all here to make a Day Raid.
00:42Ba, ba, ba, da.
00:45Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:49Da, da, da, da, da, da.
00:51Wah.
00:53OK, Anna's face in the corner of the intro, no music.
00:57Welcome to Make Some Noise.
00:59The game's so good we spun it off unchanged.
01:01I am your host, Sam Reich.
01:02Here's how the show works.
01:03I have here a series of improvisational prompts
01:06our players have never seen before.
01:09Mr. Giamatti?
01:10Paul.
01:11Isn't that right, players?
01:12Who are you now?
01:14They will to the best of their ability fulfill those props.
01:17I will award them corresponding points,
01:18and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
01:20which connects via USB-C.
01:23But nothing happens.
01:24Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:28Yeah.
01:29In that case, it's time for a little warm-up minigame.
01:31This is a little minigame that we like to call
01:33Takes of Direction, how it works as players.
01:36I will give you a single line of dialogue to repeat over
01:40and over and over again.
01:41As I do, I will give you direction.
01:43Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:47Does that make sense?
01:48Clear as day.
01:48We will start with Josh.
01:50Josh, no direction to start out with.
01:51Your line is, from Airplane, I am serious,
01:55and don't call me Shirley.
01:57No problem.
01:58I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:01Anna, give me a little bit less.
02:02I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:04Giovanna, give me a little bit less.
02:06I'm serious.
02:07Don't call me Shirley.
02:08Josh, like a weird little fucking weirdo.
02:12This is half the prompts these days.
02:15Don't do the tongue stuff.
02:17Please don't.
02:18Hey, Josh.
02:19Hey, Josh.
02:20Easy on tongue.
02:20Do the tongue stuff.
02:21No!
02:26I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
02:34I want to put it down.
02:35Anna, like a petulant prince.
02:38Sassy, I am serious.
02:41Don't call me Shirley.
02:44Giovanna, a Russian spy trying unsuccessfully.
02:47to hide her accent.
02:49I'm serious.
02:52And don't call me Shirley.
02:54Christopher Rockett, everybody.
02:56Oh.
02:57Josh, Marge Simpson.
02:59I am serious, Homer.
03:01And don't call me Shirley.
03:05That's so good.
03:07Anna, swapping from your severance innie to outie midline.
03:12I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
03:17Don't call me Shirley.
03:18Yeah.
03:20Giovanni, a mic drop to an argument you're rehearsing in the shower.
03:24I am serious.
03:25And don't call me Shirley.
03:27Oh.
03:28Josh, a glitchy Halloween decoration.
03:31I am serious, and happy Halloween, Shirley.
03:35And happy Halloween, Shirley.
03:45Anna, an NPC whose dialog options has been exhausted and is just
03:49exhausted and is just saying the same thing over and over again until you leave i am serious and
03:55don't call me shirley i am serious and don't call me shirley i am serious and don't call me shirley
04:05yeah i think i'll get you up there anybody a contestant on the circle circle take me to group
04:13chat yeah that's awesome circle message i am serious hashtag best friend fam hashtag
04:20sunshine and roses hashtag don't call me shirley gosh a horse that's been fed peanut butter and then
04:32i am serious don't call me shirley
04:38anna like a joke you're repeating because it didn't get the love it deserves
04:45i i am serious and don't call me shirley givani in the pouring rain but it suddenly clears up
04:53i am serious and don't call me shirley
05:00and that is a mini game you think we're done i'm kind of good i feel like you guys got enough
05:08which brings us to round one josh what an inflatable tube man just loves being so
05:16full full of air oh no problem oh josh josh i'm so sorry that's that's actually not the prompt
05:36the prompt you guys keep messing up an inflatable tube man just hates being so out of air
05:50this is bleak it's just this
06:07oh thank you oh oh thank you wow wow wow thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks yes yes yes yes
06:21whoa oh yes oh fuck yeah get it bitch i'm gonna buy a car today a point per tube man i suppose it should
06:32have been several points per prompt that you did just piling them on one each anna hi
06:38a mario party planner okay so it's the party we have to get everybody together um obviously
06:46people are coming in from pipes everywhere so i want to make sure that my brother luigi is there
06:51and i don't want waluigi and i don't want wario they have very bad vibes and i don't want them
06:57coming to my cause in the graduation i don't want yoshi there because he always gets a fuck it up
07:03so we're going to eat stars and we are going to eat mushrooms and i'm going to be breathing fire
07:09as my trick of the night oh very excited do you like that i love that you like it okay
07:16holy shit a hidden block of 100 points for you
07:22woohoo g-bunny g-bunny rupaul calls groundhog's day like it's the end of drag race
07:31groundhog you may not have seen your shadow today but we'll be seeing your shadow as you sashay
07:37away easter bunny you stay thank you ru i am expecting a lot from you easter bunny we all are
07:48don't go relying on those ears
07:54if you can't love yourself how the hell you gonna love anybody else that was my death drop yeah the
07:59world's slowest death drop condragulations that's 41 points for you wow oh no josh
08:07three prompts it would appear that there's a word missing in our next prompt and so it's going
08:12to be the responsibility of anna and giovanni to fill in whatever that word is okay blank does not
08:20want to replace your father but he will be marrying your mother do walton gogan hey um so uh i'm gonna be
08:31your new dad um i don't want to take over for your dad but my abs are better but um but being on
08:37television is great for me because financially it's better than your dad but um i will be marrying your
08:42mom um now having really expensive pants good abs a big fireplace and a fantastic career i sort of
08:48thought maybe i'd be a decent dad but i don't want to replace your dad if you want i could bring you to
08:52a set one time we're gonna go have a negroni in front of a big fireplace and spend a little bit
08:57of tv money and i'm gonna be wearing really fancy pants with great abs wow the teeth are really good
09:03i think so i don't know yeah 55 points that stepped up so that's more than you got on your last
09:12i think hannah trevor from math classes way too elaborate tromposal excuse me mr eaton's class
09:22i have something i have to say gracie when i first saw you i had a boner
09:35you were the girl that i loved the most cue the balloons dad i have a surprise for you
09:51come here boy
09:55that's my dog you stole my dog oh no come here rascal look at the dog's collar is that my blood i took it
10:04when you were sleeping do you want to go to prom with me you's a little freak i love it
10:1554 points anna the new math way however that's way more than josh god oh come on jivani i'm ready
10:22new one a lady in the streets a control freak in the shoe yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm home welcome
10:33home darling oh the day at the opera was just too much how did your aria go don't speak oh my god
10:41i'm happy to see you're already in bed where i like you to be yes i was wondering today if we could try
10:48maybe doing kissing on the lips sure pucker 45 degrees now soften your gaze
10:58now take this hand put it just here on my cheek i know you like it a very specific way
11:04sorry i'm sorry and when you're ready
11:07two points but you can do better okay you can now don't look at me don't speak and enjoy
11:21oh my god wow perfect perfect perfect jesus christ i suppose two points for you jivani
11:32hey which brings us to our second mini game this is a little mini game that we like to call
11:41how could you this is a little mini game that we like
11:48this is a little bit of this is a little mini game that we like to call name that in this case
11:53pet players here's how this is going to work i am going to show you a pet you buzz in and name
12:00that pet for me does that make sense yes sam in that case could i please have our first pet are we
12:06bringing them out is it a real animal hi okay okay oh those are podiums these are oh how cute josh if
12:20that fish were impersonating me it'd be josh jw josh jw josh
12:31gboney golden ear oh giovanni that's clever i've been fish the whole time
12:39giovanni
12:41giovanni
12:42sam feisch
12:45yeah that's pretty good point for giovanni if i could please have our next pet
12:51oh yeah
12:55players this is a gecko oh my god over the gecko wall yeah that's a really good
13:03really good anna horace the lizard wizard is it christmasy if so santa claus yeah i think i'm
13:12going to give that one to anna yeah this gecko's name is in fact charmander
13:17charmander thank you very much love a lizard i love a lizard if i could please have our next pets
13:24oh oh yeah oh my god hell yeah there is a tie a shirt and a tie oh a business
13:33josh uh benicula the ceo of chonk
13:39jeff bezos
13:40oh oh josh bunny madoff oh like this this bunny would definitely like pyramid scheme y'all like
13:48this bunny lost me money you lost me money bunny bad bunny bad oh my god quarterly earnings
14:01we are playing the game now i can't get distracted by this bunny i'm locked in
14:06josh high year interest account so that's that's really similar that's sort of high
14:10year to what i did i think i'm going to give this one to josh bunny madoff dog bunny madoff
14:17for all you uh bernie madoff fans out there this bunny's name is in fact thumper oh my bambi if i
14:25could please have our next pet what's it going yes yes my god what kind i'm like this is a ball python
14:34can it go on me ball james ball jiovanni josh ball but broccoli what excuse me ball but broccoli the
14:46producer of james ball the snake james ball python so ball broccoli i see what you're doing josh
14:51oh my gosh uh hannah pierce balls pierce braznan pierce braznan one more time pierce braznan
15:04oh my gosh that one is going to go to giovanni yeah that's going to go to giovanni if i could
15:15please have our next pet pig pig it's a pet rock oh yeah yeah oh man oh man why do y'all look so
15:29disappointed jacob jacob elordi josh the rock yeah nobody wants to pet this one
15:39i do yeah i want to pet it i get the rock i want to hold this one
15:43whoa whoa whoa whoa you're hurting it you're hurting him be gentle you want to buzz in little
15:49no help me help me you want to buzz in and tell us your name yeah jacob elordi
15:55actually actually it's the rock it's a better pun what's that that's sam hurts you okay all right
16:07give it back that point goes to josh wow somebody rocks told me thank you very much paul
16:15good job josh and if i could please have our last pet what what is that it's a bat it's a it's a
16:22possum it's a possum it is a possum oh they're so cute and they ticked kibani awesome possum
16:31it's tail looks like a parsnip anna nose for pastu
16:37thank god yeah we had to get we had to get something out of this hell yeah that is the
16:41sweetest like seeing a possum in pure daylight hi buddy welcome to my world more than anything this is
16:47the one i want to hold oh my god he's so cute well that one is going to go to anna
16:54this this incredibly adorable possum is named ru ru thank you so much i want to put you on my head
17:02that made our day do you want to get to keep any of them sam those are all from my home
17:08good night mr possum good night nose for pastu don't like jacob elordi
17:11that brings us to round two where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos
17:22josh huh and anna why the two astronauts on month nine of being stuck up there throw me some tang
17:31wow of course of course space tang what a great way to pass the time do you want me to do it
17:45do you want me to do it yeah okay well that's a way to pass the time pass me some tangs i'm so sorry
17:52oh man what a great way to pass the time though gosh houston we sure do have a problem we sure do
17:55have a problem how much we've been around up here the wi-fi is out by the way oh yeah yeah
18:01uh i'm over it you want more yeah yeah totally okay yikesamonga you want me to yeah why did you
18:11pass me some i can't even look i can't even look fine sorry okay but it didn't even get on us because
18:17we're in space the water was floating the whole time it sucks that our engine failed and now we're
18:22floating adrift are we on mars yet do you want some tangs no don't i am gonna cut this off before
18:33it gets any more wet now that's space work let's say 62 revolutions around a point for the both of
18:41you hannah and giobani theater kids friendship now before checking the cast list all right cast list is
18:51ready everyone i'm just gonna put it up no matter what happens we are still best friends i completely
18:55agree i love you so much and no matter who gets fiona it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
19:00no our friendship is never gonna break and even if you're ensemble and i'm lead it doesn't matter at
19:04all no even if i'm the lead and you're a weed rat it doesn't matter at all no no no even if you're
19:09if you're a techie which god forbid i'm all three leads it doesn't matter even if i play every
19:16single part and you play the chimes in the pit orchestra i will love you
19:30neither
19:49points that will never turn their backs on each other no matter what i love you i love you love
19:55you and josh i'm out of here a judgmental self-checkout machine boop beans huh
20:05boop oh wow more beans huh gonna go fart or whatever boop oh greens wow healthy greens and
20:13beans that's what they call you nobody calls me that no i wasn't saying that i'm making a bean salad
20:20boop scallions okay yeah so when you make bean salad do you usually think like about like not
20:27being around people after for the farts at all or i don't have a lot of people in my life so it's not
20:32really a big deal if i make a bean salad and i fart a lot if that's okay with you that's totally fine
20:37with me okay good this is honestly my first time being a self-checkout machine like well you're coming
20:43in a little hot i don't want to be judgmental i just want to check people out okay good i like going
20:49to self-checkout i'm not good with social situations going to one of the cashiers is
20:53really stressful for me so this is really nice and we can just have a nice interaction yeah boop
20:57like i'm like my therapist just put me on um i'm on different medications um wow beans huh okay
21:091.34 pounds organic points to you both yay which brings us back to josh huh josh huh josh
21:17yeah josh josh why josh huh and anna yeah so again when he says my name it's my job to respond
21:25enemies to friends to lovers to podcast co-hosts bang bang bang to friends okay bang bang bang
21:33shit i'm out i'm out i'm out i'm out shit fuck fuck i think i actually think i actually have some more
21:37ammo in my truck hey truth though right you have the same kind of gun yeah i got a sigma 380 what do you
21:41got i have a sigma 3 also wait what can you believe this is my dad's this is my dad's no way you want to
21:47get some soft serve yeah oh hey um i'll have a maple vanilla and you'll have a maple vanilla that's
21:56my that's my dad's favorite thank you and for toppings i usually just dip it right it's self-serve
22:03it's self-serve okay i usually just dip it right into the hard fudge
22:12whoa
22:15montage montage
22:19wow moving it together
22:22going for a jog
22:22okay um watching a movie mm-hmm you know what we should do babe we should start a i don't know a
22:29little little pod oh my god yeah that's such a good idea what do you think i'll just get the
22:33sure my cat yeah and i'll and i'll get my okay that's sort of okay can you hear me can you hear
22:37yourself do you need the levels that's good babe that's good okay great okay and we'll just do a three
22:43two two one great um so how did we how did we meet we were in a shootout
22:51we were shooting each other 12 points to listen to on your commute which brings us to
22:57anna and jibani jibani a couple who clearly got into a fight right before
23:06their karaoke duet go ahead and take the mic first there's two mics oh there's two great i guess i'll
23:13get one you can be true dedicate dedicate it i dedicate it to my wife who always has my back
23:24and i dedicate this to my husband's tennis instructor
23:27her you know the world can see us in a way that's different than who we are putting space
23:39between us till we're separate hearts i did not fuck her i swear that's what you want me to believe
23:51i'm being real i just kissed you know that's outside our boundaries so it's still bad but she's hot
24:00and you said she's hot for a threesome thing i thought i was planting seeds it would be cool if it ended up
24:12all the streets honey please please stop hitting the microphone please sorry sorry
24:26it works it works it works it works stop it stop it it's not working this is exactly how you
24:32not working finger me a nine point instrumental break for you both the last prompt of round two
24:42giovanni and jock god interviews a potential replacement come on in come on in thank you um so
24:52what do you sorry i'm very nervous sorry sorry you go ahead no big deal i tend to put my words in a
24:59book you know so i get it but i'm going to talk to you this time um what do you think makes you
25:06qualified to be god so oh i go yeah answer the question okay um but you know the answer because
25:13you're god tickle tickle i'm sorry um so we can move on we can move on okay okay so say um there's a
25:22world war happening oh yeah but very bad that would be very bad everyone believes that they're right
25:28yes and they're all praying to you yes wonderful what do you do that sounds great i mean it sounds
25:35wonderful to have the responsibility of it you know first of all just to say a little bit about me
25:40i'm french canadian and i actually brought you some tim hortons oh never mind tickle tickle it's um
25:49yes i just thought it'd be really cool to to have the responsibility and and i love religion
25:55as well yeah yeah you've yet to answer one of my questions you're eating my donut i brought to share
26:02bud i'm gonna have to say i think it's a no but i really appreciate you coming in i'm sorry you had
26:09to die to do this interview back to hell jean claude and on the seventh day god made 100 points for each
26:17of you which brings us to our third and final mini game this is a little mini game that we like
26:25to call locals only how it works as players i'm gonna have you start a three-person scene in a
26:32specific location i will then throughout the scene ask you to make it more and more local to a locale
26:38of my choosing to start out with all the props you need to know is that this takes place on a front
26:47porch oh man y'all want a cold one i would love i would love brother thank you you want one more
26:55southern i'll just stick to my witlin all right okay y'all see that snake yeah that's my pet cheers
27:02to that cheers to that cheers that and that's what i'm witlin yeah and you and you stay witlin i don't
27:06have to do very much because it's a snake and the stick already looked like it more southern please
27:16you know what i'll actually have a lemonade uh no problem mixed with sweet tea oh good
27:22and uh moonshine sure is anyone else feeling racist today i sure am not me
27:29more humid that just turned right into steam anyone damp everywhere everywhere my hair got so big just
27:39now it's gorgeous you could enter a pageant pageant days were the most glorious days of my life i'll
27:45never forget when you took home miss alabama shake sound and color baby more dignified pageants and pageantry
27:56with the most respectable thing you could do in this town well that's what i've always said and
28:00that's why i'll put you in them from a very early age and i like to eat snakes with a side of malden
28:06sea salt well anyway i just want you all to know that i'm throwing a party for everyone tonight
28:11and i think that everyone should wear their finest gowns tonight even more humid i don't think i could
28:19possibly wear a gown i know i can't do satin tonight no you've got to because because the finest of the
28:25neighborhoods coming in i can't do it piper piper piper piper no no no no no southern i can't
28:34understand you i just feel like maybe we're going to do it on the outside he's like no direction
28:41exactly that's what i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't think i don't get on fire
28:46piper piper piper
28:50white lotus on hbo max airing every sunday's finale uh eight months ago
28:58that brings us to round three where our players will now hold hands and jump
29:02into the abyss together oh i'm not quite uh-oh josh huh anna giovanni hooters but for feet
29:11oh damn can i all get wings hey hey he's here again hey this is the job babe hey i'm here for
29:18hooters but with feet and i'm the favorite cross the road i want you to pass i have to i'll do it
29:23i'll pass the wings to me the way i like it oh please pass them with me please pass them oh oh
29:30oh good yeah worked out oh this is why i love it here you know how we normally serve it off of
29:37boobs okay yeah yeah no that's that's why i asked for feet that's why we out here risking lives hey so
29:44your pina colada is ready but i don't think i can do it the way you want yeah but uh this is hooters
29:48but i know i know i know i know i know i know but i just like acrobatically don't think i could do it
29:54well as you know i'm uh really small and in this uh high chair where are you going do you need
29:59something gail can i help you are you in the weeds i don't know what you need okay okay girl you can
30:15do it yeah flip over really dangerous like fuck grabbing the pina colada okay oh thank god thank
30:22god oh thank god this is why i love it here at hooters with feet oh my gosh this little piggy went
30:28three three three points all the way home somebody from the audience said footers
30:35i pushed this prompt out of my mind the moment i saw it and i kept repeating it josh huh anna huh
30:43see your body oh the guys on the crosses next to jesus realize he's a celebrity
30:48oh my god that's him ask him ask him ask him okay okay um is it true that at that party you took
31:05water and made it wine yeah oh shit yo dude dude dude dude hey dude dude is it true you you i'm sorry i
31:21haven't read too much about you but yeah is it true you got you but did you get caught up in a cave and
31:27then a boulder was put in front of it and then you came out on christmas dude that's later
31:35is that about to happen did that happen oh is that a is that about to happen dude you're
31:40fucking prophetic bro yo dude maybe you should be jesus no come on dude what did you just
31:45fucking say i just said what did you just fucking say do it and you just don't hey hey um picture
31:53you want to learn how to fish i'm getting us out i just wanted to take a picture dude
32:0112 point just pilot nice that's so good which brings us to the last prompt of our game josh huh anna
32:11g money a young adult novelist writing and rewriting the scene where the characters
32:18are about to kiss the rain was falling christina and dylan were looking into each other's eyes
32:28christina could feel the palpitations in her heart as they were no no no back back back back back back
32:35back back back back back back back back it was raining christina and dylan had just ended their
32:43dance at prom they could hear the pitter-patter outside as they looked into each other's eyes
32:49christina's lips were quivering longing for the kiss she had never felt they were quivering too hard she
32:55was doing too much and dylan wasn't interested and no back back back back back back it was raining
33:04christina and dylan had just had sex but not kissed
33:11they thought to themselves maybe now is the time they looked at each other
33:19you want to also do that he said she replied not really
33:24to which dylan said okay
33:31this is part of it it's just part of it okay you hate it sometimes and then you find it again
33:43come on jackie it was raining dylan and christina were all wet soaking sopping their backpack savvy their books
33:56strength they looked at each other they looked at each other they each put a tongue out
34:03they turned toward each other they turned toward each other they put their hands together spider-style
34:09they leaned in dylan said
34:16dylan said
34:18do you want to stop
34:20you should not have been better lewd fan fiction of 11 points
34:28that brings us to the end of our show our winner tonight
34:36like good luck but i hope it's good luck but i hope it's good luck what
34:38giovanni
34:41giovanni you are the recipients of the coveted golden ear
34:46oh gosh that does it for us here at make some noise tune in next time for more of the game samer
34:53i'm sam reich and that sounds pretty good to me good night
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