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00:07From Studio 6P and Rockefeller Center
00:10in the heart of New York City
00:11is the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Brown.
00:15Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests,
00:19Cameron Diaz, Dan Levy,
00:22musical guests, him,
00:24and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
00:28One, two, seventy-five!
00:30And now, here he is,
00:34Jimmy Fallon!
01:04That's what I'm talking about.
01:05Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.
01:07Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody.
01:08Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:11This is it.
01:12You made it.
01:13Thank you for being here.
01:15You guys, well, it was an absolutely beautiful
01:1880-degree day here in New York City.
01:21Come on.
01:24It was so warm, I saw a Wall Street stockbroker
01:27sharing a pinkity-drinkity with Zoran Mamdani.
01:32It was so warm today in Central Park,
01:34I saw a squirrel rubbing SPS 50 on his nuts.
01:36And I...
01:37No way!
01:39Let's get to some news here.
01:41Florida Governor Ron DeSantis
01:43just signed a bill to rename Palm Beach International Airport
01:46as President Donald J. Trump International Airport.
01:52Finally fulfilling Trump's lifelong dream
01:55of having an entire Chili's 2 inside him.
02:01You'll know it's officially Trump Airport
02:03when they open up a Hudson fake news.
02:07You'll know it's Trump Airport
02:09when they replace the TSA scanners with MRI machines.
02:12You know what I'm saying?
02:13Meanwhile, Trump just shared renderings
02:16of what his future presidential library
02:18in Miami could look like.
02:19Did you see this?
02:20This is real.
02:20Take a...
02:21This is a photo.
02:22Wow.
02:22Oh.
02:23Yeah, well, it's better than the original rendering
02:25where Trump had two Las Vegas spheres attached.
02:27And I think that's...
02:29That was too much.
02:30That was...
02:30I didn't...
02:33Switching gears, do you guys see this?
02:35A group of thieves just stole several paintings
02:37from a museum in Italy.
02:40Yeah, in just three minutes,
02:41they managed to steal works
02:42from artists like Renoir and Matisse.
02:44Joining us now via satellite
02:46to talk about what happened
02:47is the museum's head of security,
02:49Jacques Fournier.
02:50Thank you for being here, Jacques.
02:52Merci.
02:55Merci, Jimmy.
02:56It has been, how you say,
02:58a challenging time here in Italia.
03:02Right, right.
03:02The museum is in Italy.
03:04But if I'm not mistaken,
03:05you sound French.
03:07Oui.
03:08I am originally from Le France.
03:10I moved here after I was fired from my old job.
03:14Oh.
03:15What was that?
03:16Head of security at the Louvre.
03:20I see.
03:21Well, to be honest,
03:22I'm surprised they hired you
03:23considering they also had a giant heist.
03:25I guess I interview well.
03:28But I do not know how this happened again.
03:30We have the best guards,
03:32the best camera hoods,
03:34and the best, how you say,
03:35thermal imaging security infrastructure.
03:39Absolutely nothing can get past us.
03:41No, no, no, Jacques.
03:42Jacques, Jacques, Jacques,
03:43a man in a ski mask just stole a painting.
03:45I know, I know.
03:47It's still fresh in my mind.
03:49My family is ashamed.
03:51My father says I am, how you say,
03:54a disappointment to my entire lineage.
03:56And I am beginning to believe he is right.
04:00Jacques, Jacques, stop him.
04:02How can I stop him?
04:03He is my father.
04:05He can be harsh, but I love him.
04:08He made me the man I am.
04:11Oh, what is that sound?
04:13Jacques, you have to do something.
04:15I know I do.
04:16I will call him later and ask for forgiveness.
04:19But that sound means it is time for my smoke break.
04:22Au revoir.
04:22Wait, hey, you, it's a man.
04:25And I have a light.
04:27They're smoking.
04:33Well, everyone, this is going viral at Disneyland.
04:36Paris just opened a new Frozen theme park,
04:38and their Olaf robot had a little malfunction.
04:42Check it out.
04:55Do you want to rebuild a snowman?
05:00Yes, the video of Olaf went viral,
05:03and it is, I guess, a little unsettled.
05:05Here to comment on it is another Disney animatronic
05:07from Frozen, Kristoff.
05:11Hi, Jimmy.
05:12Great to be here.
05:14Uh, we're excited to have you.
05:16Now, the Olaf animatronic malfunctioning yesterday
05:18was pretty unsettling.
05:20Has he been fixed?
05:22Ha ha.
05:22Fret not, dear friend.
05:24My companion Olaf is currently undergoing maintenance
05:27and will be back to providing Disney magic soon.
05:33Well, that's good.
05:34What do you have to say to guests
05:36who are slightly disturbed by the malfunction?
05:38Ha ha, worry not.
05:41Malfunctions are rare,
05:42and I can assure you us animatronics
05:44are reliable as ever.
05:46Would you like me to sing you...
05:55A song?
05:57Uh, sure.
05:59Are you sure you're okay?
06:01Ha ha, you make me laugh.
06:04I can assure you.
06:14Disney magic soon.
06:17Okay, I hate to break it to you, Kristoff,
06:19but you also seem to be malfunctioning here.
06:22Ha ha!
06:23Fret not, dear friend.
06:24Would you like me to sing you a song?
06:30No, thanks.
06:31It looks like some kinks need to be worked out.
06:33Thank you for being here.
06:35Magic.
06:37Fret not.
06:39Sing you a song?
06:41A Kristoff animatronic, everyone.
06:44Magic.
06:45Magic.
06:46Magic.
06:47Magic.
06:47Magic.
06:48Magic.
06:49Magic.
06:50Magic.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:55And finally, guys, tomorrow is April 1st.
06:58That's right.
07:01Which gives Trump an excuse to get out of Iran.
07:04April Fools.
07:05April Fools.
07:05We have a great show.
07:07Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
07:09They're popping, body, pocket, doing it, too.
07:11Delivering definition of improving the groove.
07:14Use the same tunes to shoot that groove in the groove.
07:18Whoa!
07:21Welcome to the show, everybody.
07:23We got some good news today.
07:24We got nominated for a bunch of Webby Awards.
07:26That's what I'm talking about.
07:28Hey.
07:28I love the Webby.
07:31We love the Webby's, and I want to give a special shout-out
07:33to our entire digital team.
07:35They are the best in the biz.
07:36Thank you, everybody, who's done this.
07:38Amazing job.
07:41Voting is open now through April 16th.
07:43Just go to vote.webbyawards.com
07:46and search The Tonight Show and vote for us.
07:48Thank you very much, Webby's.
07:50What a show we have for you tonight.
07:54She is a very talented actress
07:55who's starring in the new movie, Outcome,
07:58which premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
08:01One of our favorites, Cameron Diaz,
08:03is here today.
08:07I love that lady.
08:09The greatest.
08:10He's an Emmy-winning actor and producer
08:13who created and stars in the new Netflix series
08:15Big Mistakes, which begins streaming April 9th.
08:18Dan Levy is joining us.
08:22Another great dude.
08:24Super funny.
08:24And we got great music from Thames is here tonight.
08:32We love Thames as well.
08:34It's a good show.
08:35Guys, here at The Tonight Show,
08:36we like to spotlight musicians that we think
08:38have something special,
08:39but might not be getting the attention
08:41that they deserve.
08:42It's time for Tomorrow Stars Today.
08:52Our guest tonight is a singer-songwriter
08:55promoting his new album on an independent label
08:57called Hometown Crowd.
08:59Please welcome Johnny Miles Biter.
09:05Hey.
09:08Hi. How you doing, bud?
09:09Nice to see you, bud.
09:11Doing pretty good, Jimmy.
09:12I really want to thank you for making a space
09:15and holding the light the way you do.
09:18Wow.
09:20Of course.
09:21Yeah, nobody holds the light the way you do.
09:24Thanks for being here.
09:25You know, I got to say, I love new talent,
09:28and I want to talk about your songs.
09:30Man, that's great.
09:32Did you build this desk?
09:35A man should be able to build his own desk.
09:38Look, when I write songs,
09:39the way I look at it is this.
09:41It's like, you know,
09:43they're not as much like songs,
09:44but they're like,
09:46they're vibrations that come in from the universe,
09:48and they just go in me.
09:50Yeah.
09:52That sounds, uh, that sounds mysterious.
09:54Yeah, no.
09:56Yeah, all right.
09:57Well, it's cool.
09:58I mean, my songs are just happenings, right?
09:59They're happenings that happen to me,
10:01and if they happen to rhyme,
10:02well, that's good.
10:04Well, that's great.
10:04Would you like to do,
10:05share one of your songs for all of us, maybe?
10:07Hey, not at all.
10:10No, I mean it in the way of, like,
10:12yeah, definitely.
10:13No, I'm really happy to do that, okay?
10:15Thank you, Jimmy.
10:16There you go, bud.
10:16If it's...
10:17Oh.
10:18John Mike.
10:20Fight it.
10:22Okay.
10:23Wow.
10:23Well, this one is called Late Night Ride, okay?
10:27Oh, wow.
10:30Caught a hitchhiking ride with a woman one day.
10:35She turned on the radio,
10:37and the radio played a song.
10:41This song.
10:43She's a super freak, super freak.
10:46She's a freaking, yeah.
10:50Everybody say,
10:51super freak, super freak.
10:53Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:55Stop, stop.
10:56Hold on.
10:56What?
10:57What?
10:57What's going on, man?
10:58What's wrong?
10:59What are you doing?
11:00What?
11:01What's the problem, Jimmy?
11:02I don't understand.
11:03Tell me.
11:03That's Super Freak.
11:04That's Super Freak by Rick James.
11:06We can't even clear that.
11:07No, no, it's not, man.
11:09That is what happened.
11:10That's a song that came on in her car,
11:12and I just wrote about it, man.
11:14Come on.
11:15What are you doing?
11:16You can't just take a hit song
11:18and squeeze it into your song.
11:19How am I supposed to control
11:21the will of the airwaves, dude?
11:27I don't know.
11:28Yeah, yeah, you don't know,
11:30because I can't, man.
11:31Well, look.
11:32What?
11:33How about you try another song, maybe?
11:35I'll give you another shot.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:36Okay, I'm sorry.
11:36I'm sorry I blew up there.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:39I got a little upset as well.
11:42I told you, a ray of light, man.
11:44Now, this next song.
11:46All right.
11:46All right.
11:47Here we go.
11:47This one's newer, okay?
11:49And it's called Backyard with Mom.
11:53Oh.
11:57Last time I ever saw my mama
12:00We threw her a party
12:03In the backyard
12:05With lights on the fence
12:08Oh, that whole year was so hard
12:13Mama sang her favorite song that night
12:17And it went
12:18She's a super brain
12:20Super brain
12:21She's a super brain
12:25Yeah
12:25Yeah
12:26Temptation, say
12:28Oh
12:30Don't go brain
12:31Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it
12:33Stop
12:33Ruth, don't encourage him
12:35What are you doing, man?
12:37That's the same song
12:38No, what are you
12:39What, are you going to go after
12:40My mama's favorite song now, man?
12:44Nothing to do with
12:45Come on, dude
12:47What the frick is wrong with you, man?
12:51These songs
12:52You're just describing
12:53Ways that you've heard
12:54The song Super Freak
12:55No, I'm not, dude
12:57No, I'm not
12:58It's my life
12:59Okay?
13:00You can't just come in here
13:01And tell a guy
13:01What he can write inside a song
13:02Even though that thing happened to him
13:04And then he had a guitar
13:04I didn't come in here
13:05What?
13:05You came in here
13:06I was already here
13:07You came in here
13:08Until you weren't born here, man
13:09You had to have entered here
13:11At some point
13:12Just like I entered this world
13:12But I work here
13:13This is my show
13:14I host the show
13:15So I'm here every night
13:16And I'm here to give you a chance
13:18Some new talent
13:19And I think you're abusing
13:21The privilege a little bit
13:23Because you're just singing
13:25I entered this world
13:26From my mama
13:30Okay?
13:30And I don't mean to abuse privileges
13:32And you're right, okay?
13:34Hey, buddy
13:34Hey, buddy
13:35Hey
13:35Hey, palsy
13:36Hey
13:37Can we just
13:38Can we just bury the hatchet on this?
13:40I'm sorry
13:40Yeah, I apologize
13:41I'm sorry
13:41Hey
13:41No, you don't have to come over
13:43No, no, no
13:44That's all right
13:45Come here
13:46All right, man
13:46Thank you very much
13:49Hey, is there any way
13:50You could do one
13:51Like maybe
13:51One of the original songs
13:53That you submitted
13:54That got you on
13:55Tomorrow's Stars Today
13:56That's the one we liked
13:57We only heard a snippet of it
13:58But, right?
13:59We would like to hear
13:59Maybe one song
14:04That is a
14:05That's a great idea, man
14:06Okay, perfect
14:07Okay
14:09This song is called
14:11Summer Day
14:22I remember that summer day
14:26When we
14:30Dropped a coin in the wishing well
14:34And felt swell and free
14:39And when that coin hit the water
14:42It sounded like a song we knew
14:45No, no, no, no, please stop
14:47Don't do it, don't do it
14:48Just don't, just don't.
14:50Don't, don't, don't, don't.
14:52I'm shh-shh-shh.
14:53Seriously, don't, don't.
14:54You're all going to make sure.
14:55I'm going to freak out.
14:57And that song that we heard through mama's screen door.
15:02Yeah, that's close.
15:03The song that we'd all heard many, many times before.
15:10And the name of that song was.
15:15She's a super freak, super freak.
15:17She's a super freak, yeah.
15:20Everybody say it!
15:22Everybody go down.
15:23Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
15:26All right, we'll see you next week on Tomorrow's Star Today.
15:29Now, I'm the host.
15:30That's what I say.
15:31Stick around.
15:32We'll be back back next week's Tomorrow's Star Today.
15:35Cameron Diaz will be coming in.
15:37Super freak, super freak.
15:39She's a lovely day.
15:40Maybe you're going to be back voicing Princess Fiona?
15:43I am, yeah.
15:45Whoo!
15:45Whoo!
15:47Yeah.
15:48This is what I'm talking about.
15:51You're Queen Fiona.
15:52Oh, great.
15:54I forgot about that.
15:55I'm no longer Princess Fiona.
15:57Yeah, you're Queen Fiona.
15:57You will address me as such.
15:59Come on.
15:59Yeah, sorry.
15:59I apologize.
16:00I apologize.
16:00Yes.
16:03It's been an accident.
16:05The whites look like Big Ben.
16:06When I'm up so much, I can't move.
16:11Our first guest is a very talented actress who stars in the new movie Outcome, which premieres
16:17on Apple TV April 10th, please welcome Cameron Diaz.
16:46Welcome back.
16:47Welcome back to the show.
16:49Hi, Brent.
16:49How are you?
16:49I know you're in New York shooting a movie and you brought the great weather.
16:54It's because of you.
16:55Yeah, yeah.
16:56This is...
16:56Yes, it is.
16:57This is like so aggressive, this weather.
17:00Yeah, it's interesting, right?
17:01It just came out of nowhere and just like...
17:03Really?
17:03So oppressive.
17:06What movie are you doing?
17:07Can you tell us any details?
17:08I'm doing a movie with Stephen Merchant.
17:10I love Stephen Merchant!
17:12He's so great.
17:13He's so funny, man.
17:14He's so funny.
17:15Gosh.
17:15He's the best.
17:15He's so great.
17:16I'm doing a film here with him.
17:19I don't know the name of it yet.
17:22Oh, yeah. All right. Perfect. Yeah.
17:24When you have a name, you have to come back and tell us.
17:26Let you guys know.
17:27Because you took a little break from acting.
17:31Then you came back with this giant movie, Back in Action.
17:33One of Netflix's biggest movies of the year.
17:35Congratulations on that.
17:39Broke records.
17:41And now I heard rumor that maybe you're going to be back
17:43voicing Princess Fiona?
17:45I am.
17:46Yeah.
17:47Woo!
17:49Yeah.
17:50This is what I'm talking about.
17:53Yeah.
17:54A new Shrek movie.
17:55We're doing the fifth Shrek.
17:56Yes.
17:57Can you believe it?
17:57That's fantastic.
17:59Two decades of Fiona.
17:59What's that?
18:00You're Queen Fiona.
18:02Oh.
18:03You're Queen.
18:04I forgot about that.
18:05I'm no longer Princess Fiona.
18:06Yeah, you're Queen Fiona.
18:07You will address me as such.
18:09Sorry.
18:09I apologize.
18:10Yes.
18:11I scolded a lot on my show tonight.
18:13But I was going to ask you.
18:14Do kids come up and freak out when they hear your voice
18:16at the grocery store or something?
18:17You know, it's really funny because parents are the ones who
18:20are like, honey, this is Princess Fiona.
18:24She does the voice for Princess Fiona.
18:25And one time this little girl, she just looked at me.
18:28Yeah.
18:29And burst into tears.
18:30Why?
18:31She just started crying.
18:33So, like bawling her eyes out and her mom's like, I'm so sorry.
18:36I'm like, I really don't take it personally.
18:38I would cry if I found out the voice of, like...
18:41They don't quite understand.
18:42They don't quite understand.
18:43So I always tell people, my parents, like, don't, don't tell them.
18:46Don't tell them that, yeah.
18:47You know, it's like Santa Claus, right?
18:49Yeah.
18:49But you do everything.
18:50You do romantic comedies, you do animation, you do dramas.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Is there a genre that you haven't done that you want to do?
18:57What's your dream job?
18:58I think, um, you know, you know what?
19:02I've always wanted to do...
19:04What?
19:04Like a season on SNL.
19:07Like a full season on SNL.
19:09Whoa.
19:10Like from the beginning to the end.
19:11Like just become a cast member on...
19:13Drew and I talked about it like 20 years ago.
19:15But like doing a full season on...
19:17You would be fantastic.
19:19...as a cast member on SNL would be so much fun.
19:21I think the first time I met you was when you hosted SNL.
19:24Yeah, yeah.
19:24And you were fantastic.
19:26It was so much fun.
19:27I mean, I wouldn't host.
19:27I'd be like, you know...
19:28Just a cast member.
19:29Just a cast member.
19:30Ooh, Lauren.
19:31Lauren, you...
19:33We like this.
19:34We do so much.
19:34The audience likes this idea.
19:36But I'm so tired now.
19:38I don't think I could do it.
19:39No, you could.
19:40Please.
19:41And by the way, congrats on your wine, by the way.
19:44Avaline is crushing.
19:45Yeah.
19:45Are you learning so much about it in the whole scene?
19:48I mean, it's...
19:49Winemaking is a science.
19:51It is.
19:51It's amazing.
19:52It's just...
19:53It's chemistry.
19:54Yeah.
19:54It's just...
19:55You do one thing, you get one result.
19:57You do another thing, you get another.
19:59And it's just sort of mad scientist.
20:01But the winemakers are so incredible.
20:03Well, congrats on this.
20:04It's his fifth birthday.
20:05So happy birthday to Avaline.
20:07Great, great, great wine.
20:08I love it.
20:09But let's talk to your new movie.
20:11Okay.
20:11Outcome is the name of the movie.
20:13It's very funny.
20:14It's also very intense.
20:16It's co-written by Jonah Hill, our buddy.
20:18And directed by Jonah Hill, who we love.
20:20How do we set up what the movie is and who you play?
20:22Keanu plays a character that's...
20:26His character is a movie star.
20:28Oh.
20:29Named Reeve Hawk.
20:30Yeah, a great name.
20:31And it's a great name.
20:32Reeve Hawk.
20:32He's going through this...
20:36Something happens where he's basically gets a phone call that is life changing.
20:43That could really hurt his career.
20:46Yeah.
20:46And I play along with Matt Bomer, his best friend.
20:50Oh, he's so good.
20:51I know Matt's incredible.
20:52Yeah, he crushes in this.
20:53We play his best friends since, like, before he was a star.
20:56Like, he was a child star.
20:58Yeah.
20:58But we've known him since he was, like, you know, a young teen.
21:02So you can talk.
21:02So we've been in it, you know, our whole lives together, basically.
21:07But these characters are loosely based on Jonah's real friends.
21:10Yes, actually, completely.
21:11So Ezra Woods, who also was one of the writers on it, is Matt Bomer's character.
21:17And mine is Kyle Applebaum, who is Kyle Applebaum, who is, like, Jonah's friend.
21:23Yes.
21:23It's not your first time working with Keanu.
21:25It's not.
21:26No, I worked with Keanu.
21:27You did a movie called Feeling Minnesota back in 1996.
21:3130 years ago.
21:32Come on.
21:35Look at this.
21:37Do you remember First Impression?
21:39That was my fourth film.
21:40And I was working with Keanu Reeves.
21:42And I was so, I was so green.
21:45I was literally like, oh, my God, please don't remember that we were together 30 years ago.
21:50Even though I've seen him since.
21:51I'm like, please don't remember.
21:52But, um...
21:53Did he remember?
21:53He did.
21:54Isn't that so crazy?
21:56What'd he say?
21:57He's like, hey, I remember doing that.
21:58You know what I really...
21:59Keanu's just a lovely human being.
22:01He's exactly the same.
22:03Still hits the three shot.
22:04You know, he's a...
22:05We play basketball together.
22:08He's got a great three-pointer.
22:10And I'm up to dunking now.
22:12Oh, wow.
22:13Congratulations.
22:13Oh, my gosh.
22:15It's good to see you guys.
22:16We just get out on the court together and we just like...
22:18Yeah.
22:19And you play.
22:19Just like old times.
22:20Yeah, it's magic.
22:21It's fun to watch.
22:22I want to show everyone a clip.
22:23Here's Cameron Diaz in Outcome.
22:24Take a look at this.
22:25How are you gonna frame the five years thing?
22:27Also, I should literally be a famous-ass interviewer.
22:31Even when I'm fake interviewing, I'm, like, incredible at it.
22:34Incredible.
22:35So, what are you gonna say about the five years thing?
22:38Well, I was thinking I was gonna say...
22:41I've been working since I was six and needed a break and...
22:45That I needed to find out who I was away from all this.
22:50I love that.
22:51That works totally.
22:52I won't say that I was hiding a heroin addiction from the public
22:57and that my best friends from high school and my insane lawyer
23:01helped me cover it up for years.
23:03So, no one ever found out.
23:06That is a really smart omission.
23:07Strong omiss.
23:08No admiss.
23:09You're gonna be amazing, babe.
23:10You got this.
23:11Yeah.
23:11I'm very lucky to have you, too.
23:13That's a good omiss.
23:14It's a good omiss.
23:15Not admiss.
23:16Cameron Diaz, everybody.
23:17Outcome premieres on Apple TV.
23:20April 10th.
23:21Cameron and I are doing something fun after the break.
23:24Stick around, everybody.
23:29This is where I ended up on the bench at, like,
23:33a gorgeous fashion show where everyone's looking...
23:36Show the picture.
23:37Can you see what's going on?
23:39No.
23:40No.
23:47Welcome back.
23:48We're hanging out with the one and only Cameron Diaz!
23:55Now, Cameron, I thought it would be fun for us to play a game
23:58that I know you're gonna be great at.
24:00It is called Slow Turn Tiny Nod.
24:05Slow Turn Tiny Nod!
24:10Okay, the game is very simple.
24:13One at a time, while maintaining the utmost composure,
24:16we will very slowly turn our heads and look into the camera
24:19and do the tiniest head nod possible.
24:22Whoever does the tinier nod wins.
24:26And you're...
24:28And you're not allowed to laugh.
24:30Cameron, since you're...
24:32I don't find it funny.
24:33You're my guest.
24:36That's already making me laugh.
24:37Since you're my guest, you'll be turning first.
24:39Are you ready?
24:40Are you in character?
24:41Whenever you're ready, can we dim the lights?
24:42And you'll turn to camera one.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:07It's a masterclass!
25:09It's a masterclass!
25:18All right, very good, Cameron.
25:21Okay, here we go.
25:22Look me in the eye, Jeremy, before you go.
25:24I know.
25:25I know, I know.
25:26It's only fair.
25:27You did look me in the eye.
25:28But you're a pro.
25:28Okay, here we go.
25:33What?
25:47What?
25:55I guess you do the test?
25:57Oh!
25:59I can't see you.
26:02Jimmy, it was just like a really big knot.
26:06I'm exhausting. That was a big, that was a tiny knot.
26:08That was like a gigantic knot.
26:11I have a big head. I have a big head.
26:12That is tiny from my size head.
26:14It's a tiny knot. But here we go.
26:17We're going to raise the stakes a little bit in round two.
26:19Round two, you must turn your head even more slowly,
26:22look into the camera, flare your nostrils twice,
26:26and then do a tiny knot.
26:28I don't know how to flare my nostrils.
26:30Oh, well, you have to try it.
26:34You have to flare your nostrils.
26:36You can't flare your nostrils?
26:36I can't flare my nostrils.
26:37Well, you have to do some type of...
26:39I'll do something. I'll do something.
26:41Okay.
26:43Can we dim the lights and get ready for round two?
26:47Okay.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:52Wow.
26:53Just lower them.
27:05I don't even know if I can do that.
27:07I like that, babe.
27:08I can't do that.
27:09All right.
27:10It's something.
27:10It's something there.
27:11All right, that was impressive.
27:12Here we go.
27:12Can we dim the lights?
27:13I'm ready in the character.
27:14I'm ready to...
27:15Still going to that camera?
27:16Get ready.
27:43That was hard.
27:44That was hard.
27:44I didn't want to move my body.
27:47Round three.
27:48The sound of someone saying round three means it's time for round three.
27:53Cameron, I'm going to make this a little harder for our final round.
27:55For this last one, you must now somehow turn your head even more slowly, look into the camera,
27:59and make the tiniest sound you could possibly make, and then nod.
28:04It's going to take a long time, because I've been taking a long time, haven't I?
28:07No, this is perfect.
28:08No, we're going into the, uh, we're going over with The Tonight Show tonight.
28:12We're going straight into The Today Show.
28:15So here we go.
28:16It's a 24-7 sleepover.
28:18Here we go.
28:19All right.
28:19Get in character.
28:20I won't look at you.
28:22Well, it doesn't matter.
28:23I had a massage earlier, so, like, um, I'm ready.
28:26Okay, so you're loose.
28:38This is the slowest one yet.
28:43Oh, my goodness.
28:55Oh, my God.
28:56Wait, I barely...
28:59We really got an audio on that.
29:01There's no topping that.
29:02That's how you do it the winter.
29:03What happened to you that?
29:05I almost had a note.
29:06You're like a...
29:09Outcome premieres April 10th on Apple TV.
29:12We'll be right back with more Tonight Show, everybody.
29:15That is so fun.
29:32Our next guest is an Emmy-winning actor and producer
29:35who created and stars in the new series, Big Mistakes,
29:39which begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
29:42Please welcome Dan Levy!
29:53That's what I'm talking about!
29:55Come on, man!
29:58Welcome back!
29:59I'm just so happy to be here.
30:00Dan Levy, so good to see you!
30:01I'm so happy to be here.
30:03Hi, everybody.
30:04Come on!
30:04Yeah, they love you.
30:06Come on.
30:07Welcome back.
30:08I always love seeing you.
30:09Always love seeing you.
30:10You're a great follow on the social medias.
30:13I follow you, and I like seeing...
30:14Yes.
30:15I like seeing what you're up to.
30:16I know that you're into fashion.
30:18I like...
30:19Yeah, yeah.
30:20I pay attention to it.
30:20You posted this.
30:21You were at a Celine show.
30:22Oh, there we go.
30:24That's a little Schitt's Creek reunion there.
30:26It is.
30:27David and Stevie have never looked better, frankly.
30:29Gosh, you're a good-looking guy right there.
30:31I find myself in very uncomfortable situations at those things, though.
30:34It's not as glamorous as you would think by watching.
30:36I mean, you look at it, and you're like,
30:38yeah, it's a fashion show.
30:39It is.
30:39It's great.
30:40Yeah.
30:41I just haven't...
30:42I don't know.
30:43You don't have good luck with them.
30:43I don't have good luck.
30:44You brought us another example just to show this is a photo of...
30:47So the front would normally look like this, and you look cool.
30:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:51I was sitting on a bench.
30:52I'm Canadian, so I'll just agree to anything.
30:55So you're sitting on a bench.
30:56Someone was like, can someone sit down?
30:57Can you move down?
30:58Yes.
30:59Someone else is sitting down.
31:00Can you move down?
31:01Absolutely.
31:01Someone else is sitting down.
31:02Can you move down?
31:04This is where I ended up on the bench at, like, a gorgeous fashion show
31:09where everyone's looking...
31:10Show the picture.
31:12Can you see what's going on?
31:14Can we actually...
31:16Zoom into my ass.
31:17Are you floating?
31:19This is like...
31:19This was a Loewe fashion show.
31:22How are you doing that?
31:23This was, like, hottest brand in the world.
31:25That's a lot of core strength.
31:27That is a full cheek off the bench.
31:29Wow.
31:30And I was sitting beside this, like, incredible K-pop star.
31:33I was in awe and could not have been more uncomfortable.
31:37So then over the course of this fashion show,
31:40if you actually do, like, sit half on a chair,
31:43I found myself having to, like, prop myself up.
31:47So my friend, meanwhile, is behind me taking these photos,
31:50laughing his ass off.
31:52Hold on. Here we go.
31:53Yeah. So the hand comes out.
31:55I'm now trembling.
31:58The show isn't ending.
32:00It's, like, gorgeous model after gorgeous model.
32:03And you're like...
32:04Quaking.
32:04Yes, quaking.
32:07Finally, the leg comes out
32:09to, like, reinforce the fact that
32:13half my ass is hanging off the seat.
32:15What an evolution.
32:17You are...
32:17You go home and everyone's like,
32:20so how was it? Was it fabulous?
32:21And I was like, yeah, it was.
32:24You loved it.
32:24Clothes were really good.
32:25You loved it that much.
32:26Couldn't remember a thing.
32:27Yeah, so that's what you do for fashion.
32:29You do a lot for fashion.
32:30Yeah.
32:32Uh, Dan, I think the first time you came on our show
32:35was with the cast of Schitt's Creek.
32:37That's right.
32:37And you were here, and...
32:40An amazing cast, and I appreciate you doing that.
32:43And I think it was, uh, it was, uh, Catherine Rojera,
32:45uh, was on as well.
32:47And I'm just gotta say, I'm so sorry about the passing week.
32:50Gosh, you must have been, uh...
32:51It's, listen, it's all, it's like a collective loss, I think.
32:54Yeah.
32:55She was the greatest.
32:57She's unbelievable.
32:58She was, she's irreplaceable.
32:59Mm.
33:00And, you know, I think the great comfort for me
33:04has just been to see how, how loved she was.
33:07You know what I mean?
33:07She really was.
33:08Like, the outpouring.
33:09Everyone felt like they kinda knew her.
33:12Um, huge loss.
33:12She could do everything.
33:13She was one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen.
33:15Absolutely.
33:16Uh, can do characters, can, uh...
33:17Unbelievably.
33:18Gorgeous.
33:19Talented at improvising.
33:20One of the great, great, great, great, great...
33:22Yeah.
33:22We always love you.
33:24Um...
33:26I wanna talk about your new show.
33:28It's called Big Mistakes.
33:30Yeah!
33:30And it's, yes, it's very, very, very funny.
33:33It has a very funny premise that stems from, uh, I read,
33:36a real phobia that, that you have.
33:38I have a, um, an irrational fear of being blackmailed
33:41into organized crime.
33:42Okay.
33:44We can relate.
33:45A lot of people can relate.
33:45I don't know why.
33:46I don't know how.
33:46I don't know why.
33:47But if you really think about it,
33:49would you wanna be blackmailed into organized crime?
33:51No!
33:51I would not.
33:52I have a phobia, too, I guess.
33:53I mean, I wouldn't do well.
33:55You would.
33:56So when you're writing a show,
33:57you almost kinda have to think about, like,
33:59okay, well, what's the worst-case scenario
34:00that you would wanna find yourself in?
34:02And it's this.
34:02Yeah.
34:03And I am...
34:04My character is just as incapable as I would be
34:06if I were to find myself blackmailed into organized crime.
34:10It's perfectly...
34:10Instantly killed.
34:11Yeah.
34:12Like, 45 seconds into meeting me,
34:15these people would...
34:16Just off you.
34:17Yeah.
34:17And you came up with the idea with Rachel Sennett.
34:19That's right.
34:20Who, gosh, is so funny.
34:21Funniest.
34:21And one of the freshest voices in comedy.
34:23She's great.
34:23And what a cast, by the way.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:25Laurie Metcalf.
34:26Had me screaming out loud laughing.
34:28She's unbelievably funny.
34:30And, like, I've just admired her my whole life.
34:34Gosh.
34:34And never in a million years did I think she'd say yes.
34:36And then the minute you have Laurie Metcalf on your show,
34:39you're like, well, I guess the rest writes itself.
34:42But I couldn't keep a straight face.
34:44The scenes are unbelievable.
34:45We couldn't keep a straight face.
34:46We were in the scenes.
34:47And I learned this on Schitt's Creek.
34:49Yeah.
34:49Sometimes you just have to go with the laughter
34:52and let your character also find the person amusing.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57It's a way of making yourself
34:58look a little bit more professional.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Thank you for that tip.
35:01I wanna show everyone a clip.
35:02You're gonna love this show.
35:03Here's Dan Levy in Big Mistakes.
35:05Take a look.
35:05What do you want for your birthday
35:07from Nicholas and Morgan?
35:10Who are they?
35:11Oh, my God.
35:12That's a good question, Nona.
35:13Your father gave me a necklace in Acapulco
35:17that you lost on your honeymoon.
35:20We know.
35:21Get your Nona necklace.
35:22It was a diamond necklace!
35:25Nona, I'm a public school teacher.
35:28Okay, Morgan, the woman doesn't know who we are.
35:30I don't think she cares if it's real diamonds.
35:32Yeah, I know what I mean.
35:32Just something cheap and nostalgic
35:34that she can cherish during her final days.
35:37Is that so much to ask?
35:38Nikki, help your sister with this for once.
35:41For once.
35:41All right, do a good deed for me.
35:43Come on!
35:45Dan Levy!
35:47Big Mistakes begins streaming April 9th on Netflix.
35:51We'll be right back with a performance from Thames.
35:53Stick around!
36:06Performing what you need from her EP,
36:09Love is a Kingdom, please welcome Thames!
36:13Yasmin film daha hypotheticalнихirstanes.
36:13Let's have a heart-breaker for the greatest Nerds.
36:17Let's addict joins aæ’¸ at her seated.
36:18Throughout who you magician every week.
36:18Have a great scene right now.
36:24Gave you and ladies please!
36:25Oh my god, thank you.
36:30Oh my god!
36:34I am the captain of Hugoвал There're two voters for a friend to...</
36:41Yeah!
36:43Sometimes, your love it feels divided
36:50And my answer, my answer is to pull out
36:59Your love is like an endlessly
37:03It won't lead me to anywhere
37:08But I'm so confused
37:12Through all the pain and suffering
37:16You still want to stay with me
37:20I'm tired of these crises
37:24And I feel like I'm being a dog
37:28I know what you need
37:33I know what you need
37:37I know what you need
37:41Get away from me
37:45I know what you need
37:50I know what you need
37:54I know what you need
37:57I need to be alone now
38:02I need to be alone
38:03Your love is not my life now
38:06Your love is not my home
38:08Returning you, you're not mine
38:10To me, you don't belong
38:12I better off my own
38:14You're better when you're gone
38:16And I'm so confused
38:20And I'm so confused
38:21Through all the pain and suffering
38:24You still want to stay with me
38:27You still want to stay with me
38:29I'm tired of these crises
38:33I know what you need
38:34And I'm finally out the dark
38:37I know what you need
38:41I know what you need
38:45I know what you need
38:58I know what you need
39:03I know what you need
39:05I know what you need
39:16I know what you need
39:20I know what you need
39:24I know what you need
39:33I know what you need
39:37I know what you need
39:41I know what you need
39:44I know what you need
39:44I know what you need
39:45I know what you need
39:47Oh, my God
39:48Yes!
39:50Come on!
39:51That is how you do it. Come on!
39:54The best. Thank you.
39:55Thames!
39:57Love is a Kingdom is out now!
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01Thames!
40:02Oh, my God!
40:16My thanks to Cameron Diaz, Dan Levy,
40:20Thames once again!
40:25And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
40:30Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:32Good night, everybody. Thank you!
40:55See ya!
40:55See ya!
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