Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who said he almost got in trouble for laughing during sex. When his partner was finishing, she made sounds like Marv from 'Home Alone' when he was being electrocuted.
00:00what shut down one listeners sex session okay he says hey guys please keep me anonymous as my wife
00:20listens to and this would not go over well if she knew i emailed you about it okay she figured this
00:26out okay we'll see yeah so i was listening to the show a couple days ago and you did a topic
00:31where someone used the phrase pretty good when talking about what would shut it down in the
00:36bedroom recently i had an experience that almost shut it down in a different way
00:41not accidentally saying something insulting or whatever that's bad this was different
00:47it's something that made me crack up laughing at the worst possible time
00:53laughing is tough the other person has to be on the same page with the humor
01:00in order for this to fly during sex well especially if it was something that occurred
01:08because i've had like the tv on in the background and i can't separate
01:15the sound like you need to focus i can't have too distracting yes if funny things are happening
01:23on the tv and i know like i know what's coming or whatever and i know a funny part is coming up
01:31i could laugh at that and you also know what's not coming we all know what's not she is we all know
01:38who's not that's for sure so the story goes like this he says my wife and i were doing the deed all
01:45going great i had my big finale moment yep and seconds later she was about to have hers
01:52well when she got there she let out a noise no you can't that sent me into an uncontrollable
02:01laughing fit so she made a noise yes uncontrollable noise yes it sent him into an uncontrollable laughter
02:11but i would say that she probably could not control the noise that uh yes she made she made he says i'm
02:20not one ever to tap myself on the back here but i must have done okay that day because i can only
02:27describe the noises she made similar to the sounds that marv makes when he's getting electrocuted at
02:35the sink in home alone 2 okay that's a very loud it's like our big loud scream you're right let's see
02:46you know you don't want your lady to sound like marv no you know
02:51i've never experienced anything like that
03:03never heard anything like that before john
03:05not even close
03:07not even close
03:11people can make that noise
03:15people can make that the kind of noise
03:21i'd stop
03:23i would think i was really crushing someone
03:28oh my god that's so funny
03:30oh no way
03:32he says i realize that's a weird and random comparison
03:38yes it is i didn't realize it was that much like it but if you look it up
03:46i swear it's nearly perfect to the sounds my wife let out that night all i can say is thank god we
03:54were doing it from the back oh no because i managed to keep her mostly unaware of my laughing fit
04:03it's tough to laugh and then continue to make sure you're doing the things
04:09i stopped i've already stopped
04:15oh man i challenged all the ladies to make that those sounds oh my god wow number one oh my god you'll blow your man away i mean honestly the least i'm gonna be to be 100% you can't make that kind of you do i mean it's over
04:45oh wait he was already done he had just finished oh yeah well i better be i better well i better be
04:51when this guy's finished he packs it in i don't think i don't think i could do that
04:57without like dying laughing myself oh my god that's the real challenge
05:03because it's impossible without laughing listen the beginning part it's already like done
05:10just the beginning of marv
05:13i can't
05:15ladies do the marv
05:18oh my god i can't handle i could not handle the marv i wouldn't know what to do
05:23he said i wouldn't believe it i wouldn't believe it felt terrible laughing in the most intimate of moments
05:28it's not something i'm proud of but it was just so damn funny
05:31those opera notes at the end were like nothing i've ever heard out of her in 15 years of marriage
05:37he did something great
05:39anyway so she wraps up her yodeling we finish things up
05:42i covered up the laughs as we told each other that was great babe or something to that effect
05:48and then went on with our night crisis averted but just barely
05:54if she had seen me laugh i don't think i would have had sex for a long time again
06:00i mean i don't know i think sometimes someone has to know like they've
06:05made the noises some other realm
06:08so the woman that his wife that's listening right now
06:12i wonder if she knows that it's her
06:14well listen
06:16hey marv do you know it's you
06:17listen lise i gotta just
06:19i have to assume
06:21that in the listening audience
06:23that's listening to us right now
06:25there's not many women that marved
06:28in the last couple days
06:29no marved
06:30marved
06:31we're in that position we know what position
06:34yes oh my god there's too many details
06:37that's what i was worried about
06:39you marved in the dog
06:40but i will say i mean you
06:42hey if would it be that big of a deal that he laughed
06:45i mean it's kind of i would think i would laugh at that
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