00:00what shut down one listeners sex session okay he says hey guys please keep me anonymous as my wife
00:20listens to and this would not go over well if she knew i emailed you about it okay she figured this
00:26out okay we'll see yeah so i was listening to the show a couple days ago and you did a topic
00:31where someone used the phrase pretty good when talking about what would shut it down in the
00:36bedroom recently i had an experience that almost shut it down in a different way
00:41not accidentally saying something insulting or whatever that's bad this was different
00:47it's something that made me crack up laughing at the worst possible time
00:53laughing is tough the other person has to be on the same page with the humor
01:00in order for this to fly during sex well especially if it was something that occurred
01:08because i've had like the tv on in the background and i can't separate
01:15the sound like you need to focus i can't have too distracting yes if funny things are happening
01:23on the tv and i know like i know what's coming or whatever and i know a funny part is coming up
01:31i could laugh at that and you also know what's not coming we all know what's not she is we all know
01:38who's not that's for sure so the story goes like this he says my wife and i were doing the deed all
01:45going great i had my big finale moment yep and seconds later she was about to have hers
01:52well when she got there she let out a noise no you can't that sent me into an uncontrollable
02:01laughing fit so she made a noise yes uncontrollable noise yes it sent him into an uncontrollable laughter
02:11but i would say that she probably could not control the noise that uh yes she made she made he says i'm
02:20not one ever to tap myself on the back here but i must have done okay that day because i can only
02:27describe the noises she made similar to the sounds that marv makes when he's getting electrocuted at
02:35the sink in home alone 2 okay that's a very loud it's like our big loud scream you're right let's see
02:46you know you don't want your lady to sound like marv no you know
02:51i've never experienced anything like that
03:03never heard anything like that before john
03:05not even close
03:07not even close
03:11people can make that noise
03:15people can make that the kind of noise
03:21i'd stop
03:23i would think i was really crushing someone
03:28oh my god that's so funny
03:30oh no way
03:32he says i realize that's a weird and random comparison
03:38yes it is i didn't realize it was that much like it but if you look it up
03:46i swear it's nearly perfect to the sounds my wife let out that night all i can say is thank god we
03:54were doing it from the back oh no because i managed to keep her mostly unaware of my laughing fit
04:03it's tough to laugh and then continue to make sure you're doing the things
04:09i stopped i've already stopped
04:15oh man i challenged all the ladies to make that those sounds oh my god wow number one oh my god you'll blow your man away i mean honestly the least i'm gonna be to be 100% you can't make that kind of you do i mean it's over
04:45oh wait he was already done he had just finished oh yeah well i better be i better well i better be
04:51when this guy's finished he packs it in i don't think i don't think i could do that
04:57without like dying laughing myself oh my god that's the real challenge
05:03because it's impossible without laughing listen the beginning part it's already like done
05:10just the beginning of marv
05:13i can't
05:15ladies do the marv
05:18oh my god i can't handle i could not handle the marv i wouldn't know what to do
05:23he said i wouldn't believe it i wouldn't believe it felt terrible laughing in the most intimate of moments
05:28it's not something i'm proud of but it was just so damn funny
05:31those opera notes at the end were like nothing i've ever heard out of her in 15 years of marriage
05:37he did something great
05:39anyway so she wraps up her yodeling we finish things up
05:42i covered up the laughs as we told each other that was great babe or something to that effect
05:48and then went on with our night crisis averted but just barely
05:54if she had seen me laugh i don't think i would have had sex for a long time again
06:00i mean i don't know i think sometimes someone has to know like they've
06:05made the noises some other realm
06:08so the woman that his wife that's listening right now
06:12i wonder if she knows that it's her
06:14well listen
06:16hey marv do you know it's you
06:17listen lise i gotta just
06:19i have to assume
06:21that in the listening audience
06:23that's listening to us right now
06:25there's not many women that marved
06:28in the last couple days
06:29no marved
06:30marved
06:31we're in that position we know what position
06:34yes oh my god there's too many details
06:37that's what i was worried about
06:39you marved in the dog
06:40but i will say i mean you
06:42hey if would it be that big of a deal that he laughed
06:45i mean it's kind of i would think i would laugh at that
06:47yeah
06:48i would laugh at myself
06:49oh man yeah
06:50if someone marves
06:52i mean that's hilarious
06:54yeah
06:54i mean that's
06:55i don't keep going
07:00i assume you're dying
07:17can't be from what i'm doing
07:20you would assume she was
07:23making it
07:24oh yeah
07:24she was really silly
07:25i would have been
07:26super pissed
07:27they can't have a dog
07:28or kids
07:29no
07:30oh my god
07:31no
07:31the dog would freak out
07:32those noises
07:32what's wrong with you
07:34dear god
07:34no
07:35and the kids
07:36the kids
07:36mom's being killed
07:37mom's being murdered
07:38like okay
07:40there are some people
07:41they cannot control
07:42yes for sure
07:43in any way
07:44the noises that they
07:46yes
07:46make when that stuff
07:47is going down
07:48um
07:49i guess you just
07:52you get used to it
07:53but this
07:53for it to be
07:54out of nowhere
07:55i mean
07:58i dated a girl in college
08:00who kind of did something similar
08:01and
08:02she was a squirter
08:04oh my god
08:05jesus lord almighty
08:06in heaven
08:07it was shocking
08:09well yeah
08:10i didn't know what to do
08:11so i kind of laughed
08:12and
08:12do i have to go get a towel
08:14like it was non-stop
08:15i'd never seen anything like it
08:16so what happened
08:18when you were actually
08:18in the room
08:19i came in
08:25i helped my roommate
08:25and i tried everything else
08:27he did it
08:29he did it
08:29he did the
08:31and everything
08:32oh my god
08:36you can use that one court
08:38yep
08:38thank you
08:39yep
08:42all right
08:44no
08:46no
08:46no
08:47no
08:47no
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