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00:00With Daytona Lumen, between managing my team
00:04and all my other responsibilities, you know,
00:05typing and otherwise, this is the time of year
00:08when the rubber meets the road and my schedule gets dumb.
00:11And it doesn't help the fact that I'm out several
00:13of my cheerleaders, because they got suspended for a week
00:15for showing a little too much school spirit.
00:23And that kind of behavior, which I admire,
00:25but do not condone, has really added
00:27an extra serving of deep-fried stupid to my plate.
00:31And we don't have a choreographer.
00:32We don't have a finalized routine for Daytona yet.
00:34It is a lot, y'all.
00:41Oh.
00:42Thank you so much.
00:44OK, y'all, look out.
00:46OK, let's go, OK, OK, let's go, 5, 6, 7, 8.
00:52And then Pete just tried to do her whip full back
00:53handspring fold from the corner, and I didn't realize
00:55that I already told Madonna to do her back handspring
00:57full from the middle, because then it got
00:58peaches off count for her show-and-go that
00:59transitioned into the pyramid.
01:01Oh, baby, that's crazy.
01:04I appreciate you listening, Booney, even though you have no idea
01:06what I'm talking about.
01:07Work has got me so stressed.
01:09I mean, I'm doing the work of two people, maybe more.
01:11And it's just, I'm going to tell you what
01:12it's starting to get to me.
01:13No, I can't imagine.
01:15I've got like five assistants, and I don't even know
01:17what to do with them half the time.
01:18Mother Father!
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20You were just, like, talking about all your assistants,
01:21and I can't even afford one.
01:23It's times like this, I really miss Tammy.
01:25I mean, she wasn't just my assistant.
01:27She was my work wife, my sounding board, my right hand.
01:32Gosh, she always had my back and my legs.
01:35No!
01:36No!
01:37No!
01:38No!
01:39No!
01:40Hey, why don't you just tap into America's proud tradition
01:42of unpaid labor?
01:43Internships.
01:44He's talking about internships.
01:45Yeah, obviously.
01:48You know, I guess I could ask for extra help from one of my more
01:50experienced cheerleaders.
01:51What about that one guy, the sad old one?
01:54Steven.
01:55Mm-hmm.
01:56God, he'd totally be into it.
01:57But I don't know that he has the respect of the team.
01:59There she is.
02:00You wanted to see me?
02:01Yeah, Steven.
02:04Did you fall asleep in the gym?
02:05And why'd he ask?
02:11They drew a wiener on my forehead again, huh?
02:13Yeah.
02:13But I'm going to figure it out.
02:15You had a good idea for me.
02:15It is 9.37 PM.
02:20Sally's just getting home.
02:21It's practically the middle of the night.
02:23OK, baby, you've got to ease up.
02:24Ease up.
02:24Hey, hey.
02:25She's 18 years old, and that's not our daughter.
02:27All I know is, I let Miss Tickles out one time,
02:30and she came back pregnant.
02:32Her innocence was gone.
02:33I always knew Boone would be a protective dad.
02:36Ever since he raised our cat, Mrs. Tickles.
02:39I miss you so much.
02:40I miss you so much.
02:41I miss you so much.
02:43Believe it or not, in competitive junior college co-ed cheer,
02:47Daytona is our only shot at competing.
02:50So at my old school, in order to get the kids ready,
02:53I used to bring in another college team
02:55to have a mock competition with them.
02:57We'd hire judges and everything.
02:59I mean, it was a lot of work, but Tammy made it easy.
03:04Coach, hey, hey, let me get that.
03:06Steven, thank you.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Oh, man.
03:08Yeah.
03:08OK.
03:09It's heavy.
03:09I'm just really in it right now.
03:11I've got to get these hyping papers graded.
03:13And I've definitely got to price out the uniforms.
03:16And I've got to figure out a way for Peaches
03:17to get across the mat to her son on time.
03:19Yeah, especially if we want to keep Madonna's tumbling
03:21across the middle.
03:22Exactly.
03:23That's what I was just saying to...
03:26Steven?
03:27Yeah?
03:27I'm desperate.
03:28Would you like to be my intern?
03:29Yes.
03:30Absolutely.
03:31Yeah.
03:32Yeah.
03:33All I ask for is $1,000 a week,
03:34a shared office and bathroom,
03:35an official announcement in the school newspaper,
03:37and my title will be Prince of Cheer.
03:40How about unpaid, no perks, one strike, and you're fired?
03:42Done.
03:44I would have taken much less.
03:46Steven would not have been my first choice,
03:48but you play the hands you're dealt.
03:51Steven?
03:52Yeah, Coach?
03:52Oh, God.
03:53Closer than I thought.
03:54Can you set up cheer comp for me?
03:55Oh, yeah, we can do that.
03:56Let's do it tomorrow afternoon.
03:57Who do you want me to call?
03:58Let's try Nancy Smith at Oklahoma Tech.
04:00Big news.
04:01And if that doesn't work, let's get Bruce Diaz
04:03at Texas Mining College.
04:04Big Bruce.
04:05And if he's not available, let's do Dick Rogers
04:06at Arkansas Ag.
04:07Big Dick.
04:10Payment plans are available.
04:12All you need is a photo of the front and back
04:15of your parents' credit card.
04:17All right, y'all, gather around, finish up.
04:18Gather around, finish up.
04:19Let's go.
04:20All right, y'all.
04:22Arkansas Agricultural is the type of team
04:24you will be facing at Daytona.
04:26Not that team exactly, because a lot of them
04:27don't have hands because of farm injuries.
04:30But they are a good team nonetheless,
04:33so I need you to bring your A game.
04:34Steven, are they close?
04:3510 minutes out.
04:36Everybody warmed up?
04:37Everybody warm up.
04:38Focus?
04:38Focus.
04:40Steven, where are they?
04:42I sent them in the directions.
04:43How was your date, wasn't it, Sally?
04:45It was great, yeah.
04:46Holden actually showed up.
04:48My last first date did not.
04:50I thought he stood me up, but it turned out
04:52he actually got hit by a train.
04:54Funny thing was, I was on that train,
04:56so I thought I was going to be late.
04:58You know, there's school counselors
05:00that you could talk to.
05:01About what?
05:03Steven, are you sure you gave them the right address?
05:05Coach, please, I'll show you.
05:07Look, 590 for you, 890.
05:08Oh, no.
05:10I sent them to Sammy Davis Senior.
05:12Yeah, Steven, you said I could trust you.
05:14You can.
05:14Look, I'm really sorry, all right,
05:16but I don't like to talk about this publicly,
05:19but I'm having a little trouble at home right now.
05:21I met Amelie on Facebook Marketplace,
05:24looking for a futon, you know that old love story,
05:27and she was immediately into me.
05:30She asked, how much money do I make?
05:32Do I have life insurance?
05:34I am a American citizen?
05:36Yes.
05:36Then in a big twist, it turns out she never had a futon.
05:40She was using me for a green card
05:42because she's a French-Canadian war bride.
05:44She's also sleeping with our landlord, Jim Donnelly.
05:47Okay, well, I'm real sorry about your tragic marriage,
05:49Steven, but I need somebody I can rely on.
05:51I know.
05:52It's me.
05:53Okay, look, Coach, I promised you big dick,
05:56and I will not disappoint.
05:59I'm gonna fix this.
06:00I'm gonna fix it.
06:01I'm gonna fix it.
06:03We could just cut everything with Steven in it today.
06:09So I spoke to Big Bruce, Big Nance, and Big Richard,
06:14and it turns out not one of their schools
06:16is available to compete against mine.
06:18But I do need to get my team competition ready,
06:20so I have one more play to make.
06:23But I think this one has to be in person.
06:34Pinch me.
06:35I must be dreaming.
06:36You're not dreaming.
06:37I just needed to see my Tammy.
06:40Get in here.
06:41Can I get you something?
06:43Want a fresh icey?
06:45No, I'm good.
06:47Wow.
06:48Weird to be back in my old office.
06:50Well, let's have a seat.
06:51Okay.
06:53Oh, I'm sorry.
06:55I'm just, I'm so used to being on this side of the desk.
06:57You know what?
06:58I want you to sit there.
06:59What?
07:00No.
07:01Really?
07:01Okay.
07:02Oh, got your little booster in there.
07:06Oh, wow.
07:07This brings back good memories.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Hey, can you get out of my chair?
07:11I'm sorry.
07:12It's just used to my size and weight, and I don't want to throw out the mechanics.
07:15Chair mechanics are important.
07:17Sorry.
07:18Yeah, I know.
07:19That's true.
07:20Oh, goodness.
07:21Goodness.
07:22Goodness.
07:23That's fun.
07:24Oh.
07:25Mama's a little helper.
07:26Yeah, that feels right.
07:27You know, I was thinking, Tam, we need a team to compete against, and I thought it might
07:30be fun for you and I to work together again.
07:31I love that for us.
07:32You do.
07:33How fun.
07:34You know what?
07:35Let me ask Monica.
07:36Monica, get in here.
07:37Monica.
07:38Hey, Monica.
07:39When does the team have some free time for a friendly competition against my bestie?
07:55Late April?
07:57Well, that's after Daytona.
07:59Would that not work?
08:01Monica, this is Cherry Coke, not Coke with a hand of cherry.
08:05You can throw it out and start again.
08:06And don't you take any.
08:08Icy's are for closers.
08:09So sorry.
08:10I'll go get some fresh syrup.
08:11It's so hard to find a good assistant.
08:13I know.
08:14I can't find anybody I can trust like you.
08:16Believe me, every day I think about what it was like to work for you.
08:21Tammy, I'm just gonna come out with it, okay?
08:24Okay.
08:25This is gonna sound crazy, but here it is.
08:26Okay.
08:27Would you ever consider coming back to work for me at Hiddleston?
08:28We could get the band back together.
08:30I can't promise you an icing machine, and the team is a work in progress, but I do.
08:34I think we could build something there together.
08:36Like we were doing before that stupid video leaked and ruined everything.
08:40And the award for best booty goes to...
08:45What do you say?
08:46I would love to.
08:47Yes.
08:48You would?
08:49Yes.
08:50I would love to.
08:51The darn powers that bid SDSJC made me sign a five-year contract as head coach.
08:56Oh, they just threw money at me.
08:59I was weak.
09:00I didn't want to do it, but I did.
09:02That is amazing.
09:04Okay, no.
09:05Hey.
09:06Better not be any funny business going on in there.
09:07Oh, there is.
09:08I'm coming in.
09:09I hope you both know all your dead relatives are watching you right now.
09:10Oh, all my relatives are dead.
09:11I'm sorry, we were just watching Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:12What's this now?
09:13Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:14Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:15Oh!
09:16Riding the brunes.
09:17That's good.
09:18Yeah.
09:19Well, um, what are your intentions with my cheerleader?
09:21Oh, God.
09:22Um, you know, just to get to know her as a person.
09:23And treat her with respect.
09:24Well, you better be sure to be with respect.
09:25I'm sorry.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29I'm sorry.
09:30I'm sorry.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:33I'm sorry.
09:34We were just watching Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:35What's this now?
09:36Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:37What's this now?
09:38Skateboarding Fail Compilations.
09:39Oh!
09:40Oh!
09:41Oh!
09:42Riding the brunes.
09:43With respect.
09:44Well, you better do that.
09:45Yes, sir.
09:46Because this is one very special lady right here.
09:48Most resilient person I know.
09:50You know that she actually lived under a bridge for a month?
09:52What?
09:53No.
09:54It was, uh, I actually kind of enjoyed it.
09:57We were a tight-knit community, and we called ourselves the Bridgertons.
10:00So, do not put out that light, son.
10:02Okay?
10:03Or you will answer to me.
10:04I would never.
10:05Also, sir, my father talked about you all the time.
10:08And he watched you, like, all the time.
10:09He actually watched you, uh, throw for six touchdowns one game.
10:12He remembers that?
10:13Yeah, yeah.
10:14That's great, because I do not.
10:15Oh!
10:16Oh!
10:17He was at that game where they tried to get you down for safety, and you actually scrambled
10:20for 103 yards.
10:21I did not!
10:22Yeah!
10:23Way to go, Boone!
10:24Oh.
10:25Hey, what'd I do next?
10:26I don't know.
10:27Um, but I'll find out.
10:28I'd appreciate that.
10:29Very much.
10:30I'm so happy for Tammy, uh, and her five-year contract.
10:39I was year-to-year there, despite my 14 trophies, but I'm glad to have given her the opportunity
10:45to be head coach.
10:46I just had to ruin my own career and life.
10:50Coach!
10:51Woo!
10:52Come on in now!
10:53Oh!
10:54Stevie Ta!
10:55Come on!
10:56Woo!
10:57Oh, there you go.
10:58Oh, way further than I thought.
11:00Okay, just give me one second.
11:03Okay.
11:04I have good news.
11:05I found us a team to compete against.
11:07You did?
11:08Yeah.
11:09How?
11:10Well, apparently, Ole Miss Crystal right there is a part owner of an all-star gym.
11:13It's literally the least I can do.
11:15I lend my name and face to a cheer gym in return for a percentage of ownership.
11:19My parents are saving all of the profits for when I go to college.
11:24But aren't you in college now?
11:27You'll have to ask my parents.
11:29I do have to warn you, though.
11:30Okay.
11:31According to the email, we are going up against one of the top teams in the country.
11:38This is our competition?
11:43Dude, what is this?
11:44Crystal, what is this?
11:45This is my fan base.
11:47Also prisoners.
11:48They love me, too.
11:49Anyway, I need to go mingle with my adoring public.
11:52Good luck, everyone.
11:53I believe in you.
11:56Don't embarrass me.
11:57So this is humiliating.
11:59This is not humiliating.
12:01This is beyond humiliating.
12:03But on the bright side, we've had very few wins, and we could all use one.
12:10And now, age nine division, your Wichita Flats baby foxes.
12:18Hello, officer.
12:20I've been locked up in this club.
12:21Sorry I don't mean to rush.
12:23No one dancing with the...
12:25Dude.
12:26Don't dance, I said that.
12:27Don't dance, I'm gonna go.
12:28Don't dance, I'm gonna go.
12:29Don't dance, I'm gonna go.
12:30Just watch out, cast.
12:31I'm a watch the back, yeah.
12:32Watch out, cast, I'm gonna watch the back, yeah.
12:40If you don't wanna dance, then put your hands on, hands up.
12:48Watch out, cast, I'm gonna watch the back, yeah.
12:50If you don't dance, you're...
12:59Last place.
13:00They couldn't have called it second.
13:06Obviously, I have to fire Steven.
13:08The whole point was to take away stress,
13:11and he has done the opposite.
13:13But Steven is fragile,
13:15so what I'm gonna need to say is...
13:20Well, I actually don't know what I'm gonna say yet.
13:23I'm just gonna open my mouth and let the Lord do the talking.
13:25Steven, you are an amazing person.
13:28Uh, and you know I love you.
13:31Oh, yeah.
13:32Yeah, no, the feelings, feelings mutual.
13:35Yeah.
13:35Yeah.
13:36And, um, I just feel like you being my intern is hurting our relationship,
13:41which I value so much.
13:43Oh.
13:44Okay.
13:45Right.
13:46Wow.
13:47I mean, I guess I should've probably seen this coming.
13:50Well, but you never know till you try.
13:52Right.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Yeah.
13:56So...
13:57Yeah.
13:58Are we good?
13:59Yeah.
14:00I would say we're...
14:01better than good.
14:02Okay.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Hm.
14:07I appreciate you.
14:08Appreciate you.
14:09A lot.
14:10Fare thee well.
14:12Yeah, you too.
14:13Okay.
14:14You know, I should let the Lord do the talking more often.
14:21Wow.
14:22Wow.
14:23Wow.
14:24Wow.
14:25Courtney loves me.
14:26Oh!
14:27Oh!
14:28Oh!
14:29Oh!
14:30Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Oh!
14:33Oh!
14:34Oh!
14:35Oh!
14:36Oh!
14:37Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:39Oh!
14:40Can you just do me a favor and just tell Amelie it's over?
14:42Oh!
14:43And while I have you, I noticed that our shower is still leaking.
14:46Did...
14:47Oh!
14:48You're using it right now.
14:49Well, thanks for picking up the phone, man.
14:50Well, I don't want to bother you.
14:52All right, y'all.
14:53We just had our asses handed to us by a bunch of pre-tweens, so we need to get back to work.
14:57Let's throw some stunts up.
14:58Uh, actually, uh, co-coach, um, based on our conversation, uh, we have a little surprise
15:03for you.
15:04Okay.
15:05It better be quick.
15:07Five.
15:08Six.
15:09Seven.
15:10Eight.
15:11More buttons!
15:13All right?
15:14One, two, three, four, five.
15:16Five.
15:17Six.
15:18Seven.
15:19Six.
15:20Two.
15:24Woo!
15:30It's a beautiful night.
15:32We're looking for something dumb to do.
15:35So I saw a viral video where a cheerleader got proposed to with this song and the entire
15:54team was in on it except for her.
15:57It worked.
15:58So I did the opposite.
16:01Courtney Potter, will you make me the happiest cheerleader in the world and marry me?
16:05Stephen, will you come with me, please?
16:11Anywhere.
16:12Just my office.
16:14Oh, God, that was weird.
16:21Stephen's the Lulu.
16:22Guys, stop.
16:24He's old.
16:25This is sad.
16:26I know what you're thinking.
16:28I don't think you do.
16:29Unless I read this wrong, you're thinking we move in with my parents.
16:33Stephen, you are such a special, special person.
16:36You're so special.
16:37No, no, let me finish.
16:38You're so special.
16:39Let me finish, okay?
16:40You know I adore you.
16:41I adore you.
16:42No, please get up.
16:43I'm a coach.
16:44Right.
16:45You are a cheerleader.
16:46Too human.
16:47This is highly inappropriate.
16:48No, no, no, no, it's not.
16:49I'll tell you why.
16:50I already talked to HR about it.
16:51Stephen.
16:52Blessed you.
16:52No.
16:53Everybody stand still.
16:54Okay.
16:55I'm just going to say this as clearly as I possibly know how.
17:01So I read that wrong.
17:03Based off that pour, I can't tell if it was a good day or a bad day.
17:15Ever since I got to Hadelson, it really has been one screw-up after another.
17:19This morning, got dog dew on my boots.
17:21Then I got beat by a bunch of nine-year-olds.
17:23Then Stephen proposed to me.
17:24Are you kidding me?
17:25Mm-mm.
17:26Your favorite pair of boots?
17:28Yeah.
17:29The ones with the fringe.
17:30Damn, baby, those went with everything.
17:31I know that, Boone.
17:33I don't know if I'm going to be able to take this team to Daytona.
17:35I don't.
17:36Of course you are.
17:37You are the best coach in junior college chair history.
17:40Tied.
17:41And I never did it by myself.
17:42I always had Tammy.
17:44She was the wind beneath my legs.
17:47Hey, Coach Potters.
17:48Hey, Sal.
17:49Let's not have this conversation in front of the child.
17:51And also, I don't know if you should drink so much in front of her.
17:58You're being a good influence, and I love you for it.
18:00Mwah!
18:01Dinner should be ready in a second.
18:02Hey, is Holden going to be joining us?
18:04Because I've got to tell you, I love that boy.
18:05Actually, no, he's not.
18:06Ah.
18:07But I do have some pretty big news.
18:09Mmm.
18:10Yes, I'm moving into the dorms.
18:12We apply to financial aid, and turns out...
18:16Da-da-da-da!
18:17I'm impoverished.
18:19Nobody prepares you for the day when the homeless cheerleader
18:22who's been living with you for three weeks tells you she wants to move out.
18:29Well, if this is what you want, then it's what I want to.
18:33Yeah, but why, though?
18:35Is it because of Courtney's drinking?
18:37It was you.
18:38You told me that I was the most resilient person you know.
18:43So that made me think that I could leave the nest.
18:47Of course you can.
18:52I think that you could do anything.
18:56And, uh, you know, gosh, I'm just gonna miss you a little bit, that's all.
19:01But, hey, we will always have Ace Ventura.
19:05Wait right here for me, would you?
19:07Just quick as a flash.
19:08I'll be right back.
19:14Oh.
19:17I'm probably gonna keep him here with me, actually,
19:19but, uh, I want you to know,
19:21he will always be here,
19:23if you ever need to come back.
19:29If I'm not back in five minutes?
19:33Just way longer.
19:37What in the heck?
19:44Lord, who's this?
19:46And the award for best booty goes to Ace.
19:52Victoria!
19:55Victoria!
19:57Bad girl!
20:02We need to talk.
20:03Twice in one week.
20:04Aren't I the luckiest girl in the world?
20:05Save it.
20:06I know you recorded the video that got me fired.
20:09I am shocked and offended
20:11and downright flabbergasted
20:12that you would level that accusation at me.
20:14Is it true?
20:15Of course it's true!
20:16I was tired of being overlooked.
20:18You're too busy stomping around,
20:19being all high and mighty,
20:20looking down your nose at me.
20:22Don't you deny it!
20:23And the worst part of it?
20:24You made me feel small!
20:26I trusted you.
20:27And you betrayed me.
20:28Too bad, so sad.
20:29Now I'm gonna get what's mine.
20:31The championship at Daytona!
20:35You know what, Tammy?
20:36In the words of my favorite movie,
20:38bring it on.
20:40I don't get that reference.
20:41Probably before my time.
20:42You don't deserve these.
20:47Hey!
20:48They are mine!
20:49Leave them alone!
20:50I earned these, Tammy.
20:51Hey!
20:52Fair and square.
20:53I'm gonna be back for the rest of these!
20:56No!
20:57Okay.
20:58Courtney!
20:59Courtney!
21:00What?
21:01Luke told you it was me.
21:03I don't know.
21:04But if I ever find out who it was,
21:06I'm gonna make them my next assistant.
21:08Look, y'all.
21:09Cheers, a dog-eat-dog world.
21:19I hate your dog-eat-door!
21:21It's a Tammy-door!
21:25Mama, look!
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