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00:00Previously on Canada's Drag Race,
00:02it's the return of the reading battles.
00:05Hi, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07whatever the fuck PM is.
00:09Thank you. I am Ebony LaBelle,
00:11and that's a man, Maury.
00:16Ebony LaBelle, congratulations!
00:20I have chose to save Dulce.
00:23PM, shantay you stay.
00:25Hazel, sashay away.
00:30Oh, Hazel.
00:35Hazel is gone, and I feel like I just lost
00:40the most important person in this game to me.
00:43She didn't deserve to go yet.
00:46Well, fuck.
00:48PM, you are the only bitch to put up a great fight.
00:51Honored to battle against you,
00:53bring it home to Vancouver.
00:55Dulce, you're lucky, bitch.
00:57Ooh.
00:59Girl, fuck.
01:00Love you all so much.
01:01Season six sisters for life.
01:06Hazel!
01:07Although I think it was her time to go,
01:08I am sad to lose a sister here.
01:10Girl, that first three alliance crumbled real fast.
01:14Girl, let's sit down and talk some shit.
01:19Wow, that lip sync was fucking incredible.
01:24You twirled down.
01:26You ate that shit.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29I'm, like, very sad to have landed in the bottom two,
01:33but I love to perform.
01:37PM has shown us that they almost have immunity
01:39in this competition.
01:40To be able to lip sync like that,
01:42it feels like they're never gonna go home.
01:44Ebony, I'm so over the moon for you saving me.
01:47I really appreciate it.
01:49Um, call it luck.
01:51Call it whatever you want, Hazel.
01:52The tea is you were doing the worst in the competition.
01:54You had landed in the bottom before
01:56and you weren't funny, so you're home now.
01:58Lucky for what?
01:59Every single fucking challenge we've done,
02:01I've done better than you.
02:03So lucky where?
02:04Lucky that I'm more talented than you?
02:06Something I did take into consideration.
02:08I wasn't sure what's coming up next week.
02:10I mean, we still don't know.
02:11I feel like it's gonna be something performance-based
02:13and I know that's something that you're gonna kill at
02:16and also Dulce hasn't got the beefer yet.
02:19It was tough.
02:20So what you're saying is you saved Dulce
02:22because PM and Hazel are better performers.
02:24Girl, bye.
02:27I see PM as bigger competition than Dulce
02:30and so I'm gonna put them in the bottom.
02:33It wasn't no shadiness.
02:34No, what?
02:35Girl, it wasn't shadiness.
02:37This was your second bottom.
02:38Yeah.
02:39And so compared to Dulce with their first bottom.
02:41Okay.
02:43Ebony's dead to me in this game.
02:45She is a lovely individual,
02:47but she took out my best friend.
02:49She put me in the bottom.
02:51I'm not working with her.
02:52I need to get out of drag because my skin is burning.
02:56So let's go get out of drag, everybody.
02:58Let's go get out!
03:00I feel like this is my turning point to stop playing nicely.
03:05I think a few of us need to start talking a line and stuff
03:08because I think there is something going on beneath our toes here.
03:12Okay.
03:13I have my eyes on that prize more so than ever.
03:16And I'm ready to stir the pot to get some people out of here.
03:19I'm sorry. I have to put you through that trauma lip-ticking against your fucking good sis.
03:23It's okay.
03:24I will lie. I will say I'm working with her if she wants to even approach that.
03:29She's my target.
03:31P.M.
03:34Puppet master.
03:36Bet you didn't see that one coming.
03:38The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000
03:46with Tracy Melshore, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights
03:51with extra special guest judge, Kaiza.
04:05It's a new day in the workroom and I feel fucking amazing.
04:10I can't wait to see whatever it's gonna be
04:12and I can't wait to just infuse my secret sauce in the recipe.
04:16I've had a realization, bro.
04:18I've had a realization that I want to be confident.
04:20You know, I want to be that person who, you know, is of my dreams.
04:25You know, who's exactly where they're supposed to be.
04:27And I realized that I am.
04:28Word.
04:29You know, I am.
04:30But I realized that I was afraid of being angry at myself.
04:34When Zaldina talks, girl, it's just like a bunch of words that equal nothing.
04:39She's going into like a monologue about her spiritual awakening.
04:42I'm confident now.
04:43Girl, shut up.
04:44I just want to say something.
04:45I remember what Dulce you said with your comeback.
04:49I'm surprised you know the word grandma,
04:51because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you?
04:53Yeah. Oh, yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:55You cannot go to my mom and say things like that
04:58because I really felt shit after.
05:01And I think it was really under the belt.
05:04Yeah, I'm sorry that if I felt like I was going for your trauma.
05:07I mean, you mentioned me being poor.
05:08I have trauma from that.
05:10So I don't feel like necessarily it was going under the belt.
05:13But if you felt some type of way for the jokes that I made,
05:15I do apologize.
05:16Thank you for letting me know.
05:17I appreciate that.
05:18And I'll make sure not to like bring that kind of stuff.
05:20Because if y'all want to be...
05:21Y'all are lucky.
05:23Y'all are lucky, girl.
05:24Give me the fuck out of here.
05:26Oh, Canada.
05:28Seen it already, the hand hurts.
05:31Hey, queens.
05:32Hey.
05:33Hey.
05:34Is it getting hot in here?
05:35Or is it just the topics?
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40Oh.
05:41Oh.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:45Tracy is everything.
05:46She looks like a Barbie out the fucking box.
05:48I'm obsessed.
05:49Everyone's got their go-to karaoke track.
05:52And my personal favorites were written in this very workroom.
05:56All together now.
05:57Supernova!
05:59Okay, yeah.
06:00For today's mini-challenge, you'll be performing some of the most legendary box in Canada's Drag Race
06:07herstory, karaoke style.
06:09Hey.
06:10Yeah.
06:11Yeah.
06:12Girl, CD-R has produced some amazing good verses, and Mama, we've also produced some verses.
06:22So, warm up those vocal chords.
06:25You'll have ten minutes to get into karaoke quick drag, and I'll meet you at the mic.
06:35Go!
06:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
06:38I don't even know where to start.
06:40I'm the queen of quick drag.
06:41Every drag look I do is a quick drag vibe.
06:42Dry-dark-kiss-kiss coming!
06:43Yeah!
06:44Yeah!
06:45Honestly, I think I'm tone deaf, to be honest.
06:46I am tone deaf.
06:47Let's put some blush everywhere.
06:48No, literally just blush.
06:49Hey, party people!
06:50Welcome to Drag-o-key!
06:51Yay!
06:52I am.
06:53I am.
06:54I am.
06:55I am.
06:56I am.
06:57I am.
06:58I am.
06:59I am.
07:00I am.
07:01I am.
07:02I am.
07:03I am.
07:04Hey, party people!
07:08Welcome to Drag-E-O-Key!
07:10Yay!
07:12I'm sorry, Canada, I'm just gonna say that right now.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15First person up is Dulce!
07:17Yay!
07:18Ooh, I'm ready.
07:19Hi!
07:20Hi!
07:21I'm so excited. Are you guys excited?
07:22Yay!
07:23Oh, go off by Terra Nova. Y'all ain't ready.
07:27Oh!
07:28Super Nova, bet your game's already over.
07:31From the town, they call the city.
07:33Terra's here to slay.
07:34Oh, she's gonna be winning.
07:35Gorgeous hair, teeny waist.
07:37Serving you out of space.
07:39Hit the beat, strike the pose.
07:41Show the cat what it knows.
07:43Feel the skin and the flesh.
07:45Bet you know that I'm the best.
07:47Smash this beat, salute by Jen.
07:49I must admit, I'm out of breath, literally.
07:51Yay!
07:52Yes, Dulce!
07:54Terra Nova's verse, like, I think it's good.
07:56Like, I genuinely love it.
07:58No, I'm actually out of breath, that was crazy.
07:59Gorgeous hair, teeny waist, like, well, yes.
08:02Almost late for school, baby.
08:04Get the hell out of here.
08:05All right, next up is...
08:07Sammy Landry!
08:09Oh!
08:10It's Tongue Pop by Kennedy Davenport.
08:13Tongue, tongue.
08:15Tongue pop.
08:16Tongue, tongue pop.
08:18Tongue, tongue pop.
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh, my.
08:21Tongue, tongue.
08:23Tongue pop!
08:24PM said, literally, hit the lights.
08:27I be focused, you know this.
08:29Don't come my way, cause you focus.
08:31Hocus, pocus, I be ready to re-go.
08:33Little boy, kiss you out of my league.
08:34Don't find me, get like me.
08:36Don't hate me, congratulate me.
08:38I'm the queen that everybody pays to see.
08:41Woo!
08:42I sing, okay.
08:43Do I hit the highest note on earth?
08:45No.
08:46But I'm a drag queen.
08:48Who cares?
08:49Heartbeat by Luna Dubois.
08:52Give the deep voice, give the voice.
08:54Baby, can't you tell that I'm in love with you?
09:00The way you look at me, the way you hold me,
09:03the way you kiss me makes my heart beat.
09:07Let's make it official.
09:08Got those pics uploaded on Insta.
09:10Soft blood launch, even on Grindr Joke, we're not open.
09:15Woo!
09:16Do you recognize any of these verses?
09:19No.
09:22Heartbreak by Amy Ganse.
09:23Ooh, I better get this one.
09:26Don't text me anymore.
09:28Soy la rompecorazon.
09:30I don't want you anymore.
09:31Sal de aquà el perderon.
09:33Tu fueste un condom.
09:35One night and adios.
09:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
09:38Now, bye.
09:39Close the door.
09:40Don't call me anymore.
09:41Don't call me anymore.
09:51Now, let's go with Not by Xana.
09:55This is my dad's favorite song.
09:57N-O-T.
09:59Not.
10:01We're not friends.
10:02You're a music to an end.
10:03No matter how many jokes you said.
10:05Caught you trying to steal my man's?
10:07I don't play pretends, girl.
10:08I got friends.
10:09You got major split ends.
10:10Fake number one in first place.
10:12I could read photo all over your face.
10:14Plus out the outer space.
10:15Signed, still delivered.
10:16End of pace.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19Oh, yeah.
10:20I did that one off beat, too.
10:21Just like her.
10:22Yeah.
10:23All of us are, like, you know, surprisingly bad at karaoke.
10:26At least drag karaoke.
10:27I don't think we'll be called back ever again.
10:30Girl, that was crazy.
10:32Oh, shit.
10:33Sorry.
10:34What a show.
10:37But I don't ever need to hear those verses again.
10:40Girl, say anything.
10:41That's fine.
10:42The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
10:46Dulce!
10:47Hey!
10:48Oh, my God!
10:49Oh, my God!
10:50First thing that held down.
10:52You've won $2,500 cash, courtesy of Shoe Freaks.
10:56Yeah!
10:57I'm not poor anymore.
10:59Come on.
11:00Queens, you've shown me you can hit the right note,
11:03but can you talk the talk?
11:05Ooh.
11:06Ooh.
11:07For this week's maxi-challenge,
11:09you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses
11:11on our brand-new drag talk show, The Shade.
11:14Okay.
11:15All right.
11:16Okay.
11:17You'll be serving co-anchor realness
11:19while bringing the gossip, drama, and tea
11:23to daytime TV.
11:25Yeah.
11:26All right.
11:27But first things first,
11:28divide yourselves up into three groups of three.
11:31Go.
11:32Oh.
11:34I'm down.
11:35I'm down with that.
11:36I'm down with this.
11:37I just turn around and look over
11:39and I see Velma and P.M.
11:41and I'm like...
11:42gold.
11:43What the...
11:44Oh, we have to split us.
11:45We gotta split.
11:46I'll go.
11:47Well, yes.
11:48We got this.
11:49We got this.
11:50Each group will tackle their own block of the show,
11:53starting with...
11:54Thorillness.
11:55Breaking down the biggest topics in drag today.
11:58Think tipping and tucking and everything in between.
12:03Tea Time.
12:04Spilling on the shadiest celebrity headlines of the week.
12:08And finally, Couchside Kiki.
12:10An exclusive three-on-one interview with an extra special guest.
12:15Dance music diva, Kaiza.
12:18Oh.
12:19Oh.
12:20Oh my.
12:21Okay, yeah.
12:22Very good.
12:23Yes.
12:24It's Ms. Kaiza.
12:26Oh.
12:27That is gaggy.
12:28I'll let you fight over who gets what segment.
12:31Racers, start your engines.
12:34And may the best drag queen...
12:36spill.
12:37Whoa.
12:38Whoa.
12:39Whoa.
12:40Whoa.
12:41This challenge is gonna be so much fun, yo.
12:47I'm excited.
12:48I am excited for it.
12:49For real, Kesa, I love her so much.
12:52It's gonna be so cool.
12:53It's epic.
12:54Taiza, I need to interview her today
12:57because I'm a dancer, she's a dancer,
12:59and I want to know everything about her.
13:01All right, ladies.
13:02It's time to choose our segments.
13:04Does anybody have a preference?
13:06The realness, I think.
13:08Do you guys feel like I also feel the realness?
13:10Yeah, I love the realness.
13:12Well, you guys do give real mess,
13:14but I don't know about realness.
13:16And that's why we want to do tea time.
13:18Oh, my.
13:19I want to show that I'm a real biatch.
13:21Wait, no.
13:22Not like a real bitch, but like a real bitch.
13:26I think we want to do tea time.
13:28Or the realness.
13:29Yeah.
13:30We're feeling tea time or the realness.
13:31Yeah.
13:32I definitely want tea time.
13:33I think that's the most opportunity to have fun.
13:35I know I'm with some shady bitches up in here,
13:37and I think this is gonna go really well.
13:39Couchside Kiki.
13:40Oh, that was easy.
13:41Yay.
13:42That was super easy.
13:43Wait, that was so nice of us.
13:46Who's gonna screw this up, and who's gonna do well?
13:48I guess we'll find out after the break.
13:51Okay.
13:52I don't know.
13:53That's not gonna work.
13:54Good job.
13:55Hi.
13:56Welcome back to The Shade.
13:57I'm Sammy.
13:58I'm PM.
13:59I'm Velma.
14:00And we're here having the Couchside Kiki.
14:03We are all so happy to be working together,
14:06and it's just ear-to-ear grins,
14:08which is exactly the setup you need for this challenge.
14:13I feel really good.
14:14I mean, obviously, I feel a little sad
14:16that neither of you really wanted me in your group.
14:18I feel like when we kind of...
14:19When did I say that?
14:20When we were standing out there,
14:21and me and Maya were separate,
14:22none of you were, like, eager to, like, pull me in,
14:24or be like, oh, who's that come here?
14:25Oh, I see.
14:26Yeah, but you didn't do that to me, either.
14:27When?
14:28When you were with Maya, you weren't, like...
14:30I literally was the one that went into your group.
14:32Girl, like, it's not that serious.
14:34It is not that serious.
14:36I honestly wasn't thinking twice.
14:37I wanted to say whistle,
14:38so it's like either one of you has to come.
14:40No, because she grabbed me first.
14:42But what I do want to do is that little shit like this
14:44doesn't fucking matter,
14:45because we need to do well in the challenge.
14:47Well, my feelings do matter,
14:48so if that's how I felt,
14:49that's how I'm gonna talk.
14:50Oh, my God. Okay.
14:51That part.
14:52But, girl, this is definitely not the energy
14:55that I want to start with.
14:57Honestly, girl, go fuck yourself.
14:59I'm gonna say how I feel,
15:00and you're not gonna shut me up,
15:01because this is not the energy that you need.
15:03Saltina trying to silent on white voices, girl.
15:05Not today, girl.
15:06I knew exactly what I was doing.
15:07Yes.
15:08Girl, she's so annoying.
15:10Okay, ladies.
15:12Yes.
15:13We got the winning team,
15:14because we're all winners.
15:15We do.
15:16You know what?
15:17Actually, about that,
15:18I think that gives us, like,
15:19a little bit more pressure this week,
15:21because this is the thing.
15:22We know the judges like us.
15:23Clocked up.
15:24Hell, yes, there's a lot of pressure
15:25being in a group with all winners.
15:26Not only are the other girls looking at us,
15:28because they're waiting for us to trip up,
15:30but at the same time,
15:31I'm working with people
15:32who have already proved themselves
15:33in this competition,
15:34so I know that I need to work that much harder.
15:37So how are you guys feeling about the topic that we got?
15:39Is this...
15:40Was this your number one choice, or...?
15:41I'm actually happy with the topic.
15:42I just didn't want the couchside TT.
15:45I just think a three-on-one interview
15:47is kind of a recipe for disaster.
15:49It's risky.
15:50I don't know how they'll do,
15:52but they're all smiles over there,
15:54so maybe they'll do well.
15:56But you can never trust a person
15:57that smiles too much, you know?
15:58Like, if you're always smiling,
15:59like, what are you hiding?
16:01Like, they're over there like...
16:03Girl, that's why Star went home.
16:05Too damn much...
16:07Does anybody feel like
16:10they really would love to moderate?
16:12I would love to moderate.
16:13I would really love that.
16:14I really hope that if I do a good job
16:16as a moderator,
16:17that'll be my ticket to the win.
16:19I think we do have a challenge
16:21because we're four people talking.
16:23Yeah, we have to be smart about it.
16:24We don't want to cut her off,
16:25but we want to make sure
16:26that at the end of the day,
16:27it's us being evaluated
16:28and not her, you know?
16:29We're gonna have to listen even more
16:31because we can't just have our rehearsed bits.
16:34You cannot zone out.
16:36You can't clock out.
16:37You gotta clock in, as Van would say
16:40thousands of times.
16:42See, clock it.
16:43Clock it.
16:44Clock it!
16:45Clock it.
16:46Clock it.
16:47Fucking clock it.
16:49I hate it.
16:50I feel like all these topics
16:52we could talk about
16:53for, like, ten minutes each.
16:54That would definitely be our challenge.
16:55Yeah.
16:56Yeah.
16:57Is keeping it concise.
16:58And this is daytime,
16:59so we have to be inspirational.
17:00My strategy during this challenge
17:02is to show a more serious side of myself.
17:06But, you know,
17:07I want to talk about, like, my experiences.
17:09So, padding in and out.
17:10For me, personally, I always pat.
17:12I think people should do it first
17:14to find out how it feels.
17:15Do you ever pat something now?
17:16Or no?
17:17I started with padding.
17:18And then, you know, because of my body,
17:20because I have to use the washroom so much,
17:22I was like, you know what?
17:23Let's try it without padding.
17:25I do have an invisible disability
17:26because of my car accident.
17:28And that ranges from any gut issues.
17:31It ranges from scar tissue pain, fatigue, joint pain.
17:36I go to the washroom a lot.
17:38Sometimes after a number,
17:39I'm running to a washroom
17:41because I don't want to shit on stage.
17:43As I'm like, at first I was like,
17:44oh my God, this is a comedy challenge.
17:46I was like, actually, it's not.
17:47No, and the main thing is, like,
17:48to be yourself.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I feel like we all talk a lot,
17:51but we're also not really loud.
17:53And we don't overpower each other.
17:54I'm not going in there with, like, a character.
17:56I'm not going in there with a crazy voice.
17:58I'm treating it like I'm literally just sitting there
18:00talking to my friends and listening.
18:02So how are we feeling about the other two?
18:05Van and Ebony, they're talkers.
18:08Yeah, they do.
18:09They talk a lot.
18:10Yeah.
18:11You know, I'm just wondering if Van and Ebony
18:14can just shut and listen for one second.
18:17As much as I love Ebony and Van Goss,
18:19they don't know how to hold a conversation like a person.
18:22And then Dulce, Saltina, and Caramel.
18:25I feel like that's a strong team.
18:27Oh!
18:28But you know what?
18:29We have more confidence.
18:30Yeah.
18:31I feel like the realness
18:34is a more subdued group.
18:36I am not sure if they're going to find the fun aspect,
18:39but that'll work in my favor, I guess.
18:44Beautiful.
18:45Nice.
18:46That's a lot.
18:47Hey, queens.
18:49Who's ready to hit the airwaves?
18:51Yes!
18:53You'll say, Saltina, Caramel, you're up first.
18:56Everybody else, have a seat.
18:58Yay!
18:59We're about to do our live taping of The Shade.
19:02Let's hope this goes well.
19:05The Shade is obviously a talk show,
19:08but listening is just as important as the talking.
19:12What daytime show are they on, girl?
19:15One's going to a wedding, one's going figure skating,
19:17the other one's going to a rave.
19:19It's something else, girl.
19:20We're going live in five, four, three...
19:26Hello, and welcome to The Shade,
19:28the talk show that keeps you on your heels.
19:31My name is Dulce, and with me today,
19:33I have Saltina and Caramel.
19:35In our first segment of the day,
19:38it's time for the realness,
19:40where we will be discussing some hot topics
19:42and dishing our opinions.
19:44First up, padding.
19:45In or out, ladies?
19:47I feel like right now,
19:48there's a major discourse around padding.
19:50I feel like it's really up to the girl.
19:52It's really up to you and your drag.
19:54For me, I started with padding.
19:56I started with it, and I loved it.
19:58But...
19:59You know how much I go to the washroom?
20:00Well, yes.
20:01I decided to try it without,
20:03and I love it.
20:05I recall this one time I did a show,
20:07and it wasn't until it was, like,
20:08halfway through that I realized that, like,
20:10I had forgotten my pads at home.
20:12After that, I was just in the mirror crying.
20:14But I had to, like, quit the show halfway
20:16because I think I relied on the pads so much
20:18to, like, make me feel comfortable.
20:20And I love the way my body looks when it's padded.
20:23The energy on this segment is so low.
20:26Girls, pick it up.
20:28Club culture.
20:30So when I say that, ladies, like,
20:32what comes to your mind?
20:33For me, it's one word.
20:34It's accessibility.
20:35Yeah.
20:36As a broke-body baddie myself,
20:38I want to see more people like me there.
20:39I want to see people who never thought
20:41that they could be there go and have a good time.
20:44It's definitely more about, like, acceptance.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I find that sometimes, like,
20:48when I go out of drag to the same club
20:50that I was performing at, like, literally last night,
20:53it's, like, it's harder for me to get a drink.
20:55Girl, this is boring.
20:57If this was a talk show, I'd be changing the channel by now.
21:00Even more sober spaces,
21:02there's a lot of sober queens.
21:03It's hard when all your friends are drunk
21:05or drinking is encouraged
21:06or it's like, I'm not drinking tonight.
21:08No, do a tequila shot.
21:09We shouldn't be encouraging that.
21:11And as a sober girl myself,
21:13I can say I can still party.
21:15Thank you very much.
21:16100%.
21:17I can still party.
21:18Oh, I know.
21:19Speaking about partying,
21:20there's nothing we love to do more than party
21:22with our drag families.
21:24Do you guys have a drag family?
21:26I feel like I started drag
21:27and I had a drag mother right away,
21:28and she has been incredible, so supportive.
21:30But I've learned that it's not just, like,
21:31having a drag mother, drag daughter.
21:33It's about the connections you make along the way.
21:35Drag family's important.
21:37It's really important.
21:39Girl, curl milk is giving an empty plate.
21:42Please, sir, can I have some more?
21:44Unfortunately, that is time for us.
21:47I wanted to thank you guys so much for joining us.
21:50We'll be right back after these short messages.
21:58I'm with my Tea Time girls,
22:00Van, Ebony, and Maya Fox.
22:03We are going in to film our segment,
22:04and, girl, I am feeling shady.
22:06We're going live in five, four, three...
22:11Have you got your cups ready?
22:13Whether you like it iced, hot, or full of shade,
22:16grab your girls, because it's...
22:20Tea time!
22:22My name is Van Goth,
22:23and I am here with Ebony LaBelle and Maya Fox
22:26to dish and spill on the hottest celebrity tea.
22:29Maya, what are you brewing over there?
22:31Well, listen.
22:32The first story of the day involves a scandal
22:35with the current reigning queen of Canada's drag race.
22:38No way.
22:39That's right.
22:40The Virgo queen?
22:41She's not even a Virgo.
22:42She's a Scorpio.
22:43A Scorpio?
22:44Listen, Ebony, you're a Virgo, right?
22:46What do you think about that?
22:47Listen, us Virgos, we are funny.
22:48Yes.
22:49We are organized,
22:50and we got rockin' bodies.
22:52And let me tell you,
22:53when I was watching Virgo on season five...
22:55Cush, you got none of that, okay?
22:57Ooh, ooh.
22:58Cluck it.
22:59Now, listen, Ebony,
23:00what are you seepin' on over there?
23:01It is pretty bitter.
23:02I'ma be real.
23:03I won last week.
23:04Oh, we heard.
23:05We heard.
23:06And I got real close and personal with the beaver.
23:09She was cute, but she was a little suspicious.
23:13Oh.
23:14How so?
23:15Girl, she not even gold.
23:16Girl.
23:17Oh, my...
23:18Now, Miss Maya.
23:19Yes.
23:20You won a few weeks ago.
23:21I did.
23:22And you held the beaver.
23:23Well, listen, when I picked Miss Beaver up,
23:24she was a little lighter than I expected.
23:26But I just thought Miss Thing was on Ozempic, okay?
23:28She might have been.
23:29She might have been.
23:30She might have been.
23:31Now, listen, I have some breaking news as well.
23:33Ooh.
23:34Y'all know Jimbo, right?
23:35Of course.
23:36Miss Thing is opening up her own drag school.
23:38Okay.
23:39Wait, that's Disney.
23:40She's offering classes.
23:41She's got teachers.
23:42I actually got an email.
23:44She was offering me a full ride scholarship.
23:46Oh.
23:47Yes, she knew the drag was good.
23:48Or that the drag needed help.
23:50I don't know.
23:51Anyways.
23:52Let me tell you about the most popular course
23:53that she's offering.
23:54It's how to lose twice and win on the third try.
23:57So, you know our queen mother?
23:59Of course.
24:00Host of Canada's Drag Race.
24:02Now, tell me why she was caught at DragCon with no wig.
24:06I don't know, though.
24:08I'm kind of here for it.
24:09It's giving very Joey J tees.
24:11Yes.
24:12That is true.
24:13But listen, if I were to be caught at a gig
24:15or in public with no wig, it'd be pretty scurry up in there.
24:18It would be.
24:19But, you know, Miss Thing is a trendsetter.
24:20If Miss Brooklyn is wearing no wig,
24:22maybe ladies, we should try no wig.
24:25Should we give it a...
24:27Uh-uh.
24:28No.
24:29No, no, no.
24:30We'll leave it to Brooklyn.
24:31She got the bone structure for it.
24:32Van Gogh, Ebony, and Maya are doing really well.
24:35They picked up the energy.
24:37Sorry.
24:38Oh, I picked up my energy there.
24:41Have you got your fill?
24:43Because I'm overflowing.
24:45But don't go anywhere.
24:46The shade will be right back.
24:48Yay!
24:50All right, we have Sammy, PM, and Velma.
24:53How you doing?
24:54Great.
24:55Great.
24:56Okay, we are back in five, four, three...
25:00Bonjour, and welcome back.
25:02I'm Sammy, and I'm joined by...
25:04Hi, I'm PM.
25:05Hi, I'm Velma.
25:07And this is Couchside Kiki,
25:10where we get to know
25:11one of your favorite Canadian celebrities.
25:14Today, we're very excited for this one.
25:16We're joined by three-time Juno award-winning artist.
25:20It's Kaisa, everyone.
25:26We're so happy to have you.
25:27You look so good.
25:28Wow.
25:29Take a seat.
25:30Yes, sit down.
25:31So this is the Couchside Kiki, okay?
25:33See, my nickname is Kiki.
25:35No.
25:36My mom calls me Kiki.
25:37This is perfect.
25:39We're about to have a good Kiki now.
25:41I'm a dancer, and I so look up to you
25:44and your movement quality
25:45and just everything you exude.
25:49How long have you been a mover?
25:51Because it seems like forever.
25:52Forever.
25:53Yeah, since I was a kid.
25:54I started ballet when I was, like, two.
25:55It shows.
25:56But I've always been a bit awkward, actually.
25:57You can sort of see it.
25:58I'm a little, like, nerdy and awkward,
26:00and that's actually because I'm ambidextrous.
26:01Okay.
26:02And I have a dual-dominant brain.
26:04Do you have a favorite performance memory?
26:07One of the coolest memories
26:08was performing at Wembley Stadium.
26:10Wow.
26:11It's the first time I experienced, like,
26:12when they say the crowd high.
26:14There's nothing like that.
26:15I got actually high, and I got lost.
26:18Like, I was on this thrust stage,
26:20and I went down, and I was just like...
26:22I'll have what she's having.
26:24I know.
26:25I know.
26:26Well, speaking of being lost,
26:28one of my favorite personal songs ever
26:32is Idaway.
26:33This music video,
26:34because it's a one-shot video,
26:36how did you come with that idea?
26:38Uh, I was broke.
26:39I was broke.
26:40I couldn't afford an editor.
26:42Yes.
26:43Couch High Kiki is going good.
26:45They're seeming to connect with Kaiza.
26:47I don't know.
26:48It's better than the realness.
26:50I'ma tell you that.
26:51Now, we're about to go into our favorite segment,
26:53all right?
26:54So this is rapid-fire questions, all right?
26:57And you just answer with the first thing
26:59that pops up in your mouth.
27:00Okay, I'm scared.
27:01Don't be scared.
27:02It's a good couch here.
27:03Very good couch.
27:04I love this talk show, by the way.
27:05Oh, thank you.
27:07Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
27:08Now, East Coast or West Coast?
27:11And be careful.
27:12I'm from the East Coast.
27:13And I'm from the West Coast.
27:14Honestly, I find the East Coast more artistic.
27:16It is.
27:17But I like relaxing.
27:18I go to the West Coast to, like, disappear
27:20and kind of get into my soul, like, vanish.
27:23Sweet or salty?
27:24Salty.
27:25Sneakers or stilettos?
27:27I know.
27:29I like the sneaker stilettos.
27:32Have you seen that?
27:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
27:35Ketchup on poutine.
27:36Agree?
27:37Mm-mm-mm.
27:38Okay, okay, I'm good.
27:39Gravy.
27:40Gravy ketchup.
27:41I'm there with you.
27:42We're trying to be inclusive here,
27:43but I'm with you.
27:45That's all the time we have.
27:47Thank you so much for taking the time
27:49to Kiki with us.
27:50Tune in tomorrow where we will be joined
27:52by Brad Goreski.
27:54Where has he been?
27:56We will find out.
27:58I'm Sammy.
27:59I'm PM.
28:00And I'm Velma.
28:01Thanks for sitting with us at Couchside Kiki.
28:07Wow.
28:08I'm just really happy with what we did.
28:10Everything was so fast,
28:11but I have just a good feeling about it.
28:13It's elimination day, and some of these girls should be really worried
28:18because they forgot that a daytime talk show
28:20is still supposed to be entertaining.
28:22It's TV.
28:23We did really fucking good.
28:24None of us fucking stumbled.
28:26I can acknowledge when I don't do well,
28:28but I can acknowledge when I do fucking well,
28:30and I did fucking well this week.
28:32I feel like we did do well.
28:33I feel like it really depends on the taste of the judges
28:35per each segment.
28:36You know what I mean?
28:37She was having fun with us.
28:38I really feel like she was having fun.
28:39Yeah.
28:40She said it.
28:41She said it.
28:42That's the thing.
28:43We were having a Kiki.
28:44After seeing all these shady bitches have fake-ass alliances,
28:47I'm gonna go align myself with the two realest people in this room.
28:52I think we need to get real right now,
28:54because I haven't felt like I have anyone that really has my back,
29:01and I would love to have a weirdo clown alliance.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Of course.
29:08Let's just do that trio.
29:09Like, the three clowns, why not?
29:11I feel like these two are two people that I can rely on.
29:14And even for the weirdo queens, we had very daytime looks.
29:18Oh, my God.
29:19Yeah.
29:20Yeah.
29:21It's time to send in the clowns.
29:25I don't know how many of you guys know this.
29:27I don't think I've shared it with that many people,
29:28unless they knew, like, my day job about, like, a year or two ago.
29:32For, like, six years, I was in the military.
29:34Like, that was, like, my regular job.
29:36Wow.
29:37And while I did that, like, I still did drag.
29:40And I would get into drag, like, on the bases and, like, go to my shows.
29:43What?
29:44That's iconic.
29:45And they knew.
29:46I didn't hide it.
29:47Like, I never changed my voice.
29:48I never changed anything, because, like, I've always wanted to be unapologetically myself.
29:52As I was there a longer time and more years, like, people would, like, come out to me and stuff and say, like, how cool it was to see someone so queer and stuff in the army.
30:00But they're like, just the fact that you can do that is, like, super cool. And honestly, that brought me so much joy.
30:05Dulce, have you ever, like, used a gun or, like, shot a gun or, like, done any of that?
30:09Girl, yes, I used to.
30:11I can, like, do, like, a machine gun, a regular gun.
30:14I can, like, take them apart, put them back together blindfolded, honey.
30:17Like, what?
30:18Yes, honey.
30:19Yes.
30:20Yes.
30:21Literally, yes.
30:22Like, Dulce knows how to assemble a gun blindfolded.
30:26Van, you in danger, girl.
30:28So, we have a really exciting runway today, a perp walk to remember.
30:34Ooh.
30:35Yes.
30:36What do you guys have?
30:37My runway today is probably the one that I'm most proud of.
30:42I am going to be talking about the bathhouse raids in the 80s.
30:47Ooh.
30:48In Toronto, actually, there were bathhouses being raided.
30:51And men, trans people, queer people were dragged out just in their skimpies, maybe undressed.
30:59And a lot of them were arrested just for being themselves in a space that they thought they could call home.
31:06And so I am going to be one of the people who got pulled out today.
31:11I love that.
31:12I'm pretty stoked.
31:13Sammy, what are you doing?
31:14I need to know.
31:15I'm going full silly.
31:17My whole thing is illegal injections.
31:20That's, like, what I'm arrested for.
31:22I'm going to be botched on the runway.
31:25As opposed to.
31:26As opposed to.
31:27As opposed to.
31:29As opposed to.
31:30What about you, Van?
31:32Mine's really personal.
31:34This last year I was diagnosed with HIV positive.
31:36Aww.
31:37Um, and one of the first things that happened was this person called me and said, like,
31:44hey, like, there's someone to talk to about, like, all the legal issues.
31:48And I was like, what legal issues?
31:49And she was like, well, if you don't disclose your status when you're asleep with people,
31:52you can get charged with aggravated sexual assault.
31:55And I was like, even if I was undetectable, she's like, yep, it doesn't matter.
31:58You have to always disclose it.
32:00Um, or you could get arrested.
32:03When I, like, found out I had HIV positive, I was just like, I just couldn't believe it.
32:07And I felt guilty, but also, like, sad.
32:11Like, I felt like I did something wrong.
32:13Like, why did I feel that way?
32:15Like, why is, like, my first reaction that I, like, should feel bad?
32:18So my look is inspired by, I guess, my fears of, like, having my status used against me in a way that is, like, criminal
32:28and, like, could result in, like, I don't know, me going to jail or, like, just, like, being discriminated against.
32:33Like, a lot of this year has been, like, not getting upset with myself and, like, I'm not the problem.
32:42And it's, like, hard to unlearn.
32:45We love you so much.
32:48Oh, my God, I can't wait to see you.
32:51I just, like, feel like I don't know who I am anymore.
32:54Like, like, I just, like, don't know.
32:56Yeah, I don't know.
32:58It's hard to, like, express.
33:00Yeah.
33:01Yeah.
33:02Coming on here, I really want to, like, just show people a different side of it
33:06and that it's not everything you see in movies and TV shows
33:10and you don't get diagnosed if you're positive one day
33:12and the next day you have AIDS and you're on your deathbed.
33:14There's a lot of stigma within the community about it, which is unfortunate and it's really sad.
33:20I want to learn more about what being AIDS positive is
33:23and I want to break my own stigmas about it.
33:25If I could, like, sit back at the end of my life or my career in drag and be like,
33:30oh, I made a difference, that's, like, the best prize, how could you ask for anything better?
33:36Be patient with yourself and remember that you don't have to rush to figure everything out right now.
33:42No, totally.
33:43You can take your time.
33:45I'm honestly really proud of Van in this moment for being so vulnerable.
33:48I know that she is somebody that's kind of guarded.
33:50She has this hard exterior.
33:52And I know that it is a huge step for her to come out and share her status with us.
33:56We love you, girl.
33:58We love you, girl.
33:59We love you.
34:00We appreciate it.
34:01I love you, bitch.
34:02Love you, too.
34:03and we love you.
34:05We love you, too, too.
34:07Bye.
34:08Bye.
34:13Adore.
34:31Unbelievable.
34:32Woo!
34:33Bravo!
34:34Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
34:38She's my angel of the airwaves and Canada's sweetheart,
34:41it's Tracy Melshor.
34:43Hey, hey.
34:44Tracy, you've interviewed more A-list celebrities
34:46than anybody I can think of.
34:48I know.
34:49More than you can count.
34:51So more than seven?
34:52Precisely.
34:53And he's my favorite gossip girl.
34:56It's style superstar Carson Kressley.
34:58XOXO, Brooklyn.
35:00And she always hits the right note.
35:04It's chart topper Kyza.
35:06How did our talk show host make you feel?
35:08Oh, they made me want to hide away.
35:11Ooh.
35:12Uh.
35:13This week, we challenged our queens to dish on daytime TV.
35:17Racers start your engines.
35:19And may the best drag queen win.
35:26Category is...
35:27A perp walk to remember.
35:30First up, Saltina Shaker.
35:32The Iron Maiden is a medieval torture device.
35:35There are spikes in it.
35:36And it slowly closes.
35:38And eventually, you get very holy.
35:41As I walk out of it, I have these beads dripping,
35:45accentuating the holes in my body.
35:47Can someone please get her a Band-Aid?
35:49I am this medieval girl who stole a piece of bread.
35:54I know I'm guilty, but bitch, I look good.
35:56But I will need some rubbing alcohol for the wounds.
36:00Well, that didn't middle age well.
36:04Next, Dulce.
36:06Oh.
36:07Girl, I just went to the mall.
36:09I'm, like, taking stuff left and right.
36:11I made sure to wear my big jacket.
36:13But I didn't take the ink pad off before I stole it,
36:16so I kind of exploded.
36:18Money can't buy your class, but it can buy your ass.
36:22I just stole a little makeup palette, a little brush,
36:25because there's no discount better than a five-figure discount.
36:28Now, Caramel.
36:32This is bullshit.
36:33Carrie was going for a stroll through the financial district,
36:36took a stop at the bank,
36:37and somehow I got this blue dial over me.
36:40How did that happen?
36:41Now, this is a look you can take to the bank.
36:43In the purse, of course, I already get my bail money.
36:45So, honey, I am not worried.
36:47This will put a stain on her permanent record.
36:50What was she inking?
36:54And now, Ebony LaBelle.
36:57Serving justice.
36:59I am wearing a gorgeous bodysuit
37:02with this beautiful chiffon train.
37:04It is a love letter to Miss Marsha P. Johnson.
37:07She died at Stonewall.
37:09No one died at Stonewall.
37:10Nobody died?
37:11I'm strutting down that runway,
37:13giving them that classic Ebony stomp.
37:16But then I'm also ready to throw the damn brick
37:18at the damn judges, okay?
37:19Because don't mess with me,
37:20because if I'm not in the top, this brick gonna get you.
37:24Next, Van Goss.
37:26So, my look is highlighting the whole of the justice system
37:29and how people living with HIV
37:31just don't really get a fair shot of it sometimes.
37:33And I am shedding the chains
37:35and the weight of these fucked up laws.
37:37Oh, hey, girl, let's link up.
37:40I feel like I'm showing the judges
37:42not only a great look, but also, like, who I am,
37:45and which is scary.
37:47And now, Maya Fox.
37:50Island gal!
37:51Prince Edward Island gal!
37:54She is the village trollop.
37:56But, you know, in those days,
37:57you didn't have to do too much.
37:58Miss Thing only just showed her ankles,
38:00and it was over.
38:01So they're tying her up,
38:02they're throwing her in the slammer, honey,
38:04because she was trying to get herself a man.
38:06Girl, this is the stupidest, prettiest shit
38:09I've ever done in my life.
38:11All right, it is Man of Green Gables walking up in here.
38:15Next, PM.
38:19My runway today is totally inspired
38:22by the bathhouse raids in the 80s in Toronto.
38:26I want to make sure that I am flexing my muscles,
38:29sniffing my pits,
38:30being a little bit masculine for once on this runway.
38:34Shantae, you, they.
38:38This jug is filled with dirty socks
38:41and lots of underwear.
38:45And there is fluid that I am going to be drinking
38:48whether you like it or not.
38:50Oh, refreshing jock water.
38:52Gulp, gulp, bitches.
38:56Now, Velma Jones.
38:58My story is that she wanted to have the control
39:01of all the maple syrup.
39:03She jumped into one of the bins filled with maple syrup to hide.
39:07But it was too late.
39:09But the police were kind enough to let her have paper napkins.
39:12Talk about a sticky situation.
39:15Oh, my God, my fur is ruined!
39:17And, like, I just wanted to have all the maple syrup for myself.
39:22I'm not sure how I feel about this look.
39:26I'm waffling.
39:27And finally, Sami Landry.
39:31Oh, God.
39:33She knows how to inject a little fun into a look.
39:36My inspiration for this runway is the overfilling of the gays in our community.
39:42They have gone too far.
39:44She found her injections on Facebook Marketplace
39:47and got them done in the Tim Hortons parking lots.
39:51But you know what?
39:52She's still living.
39:53That's called ho-talks.
39:55She's still living.
40:00Welcome, queens.
40:01Based on your talk show talent and runway presentations,
40:05the judges have made some decisions.
40:07When I call your name, please step forward.
40:10van Gogh, Maya Fox, Velma Jones, you are safe you may leave the stage the rest of
40:27you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week now it's time for the judges
40:31critiques first up Saltina Shaker as a team you were prepared and you had done
40:41your research but it was missing the dynamic talk show energy when you watch
40:46a talk show it's a back-and-forth it's a volley and I really felt like that was
40:51missing it felt a little bit flat and this is a daytime talk show it's supposed
40:56to be lively and engaging and it felt more like monologues than conversations
41:01you know in a daytime format people are sitting at home during the day and they
41:04kind of want to be part of the party you kind of wanted to see you know you gals
41:07kiki-ing about important things but having a fun time doing it I love your
41:13look your body looks amazing fantastic and I you just I gagged when you came out
41:18of that medieval thing I would have loved some more medievalish hair to go with it
41:23but I appreciated the reveal and I think this is a really cool take on a perp walk
41:27thank you next up Dulce hi you were the lead moderator and that is probably the
41:34toughest job on a daytime talk show and I think you took that so seriously that you
41:39kind of got lost in the script you were well researched and you were ready to talk
41:44about your topics but it was almost like you were too ready there was a bit of a
41:48seriousness all the way through it felt like the TV turned on and you turned off I
41:54really loved a lot of moments of what you were saying but um I felt just your body
41:59language was close to the camera you could have just kind of opened your body up so
42:03we could see you a little more this is one of my favorite looks I've seen you in
42:07it's young it's fresh it's funky it's a little bit Banji a little bit
42:12shoplifting on Sesame Street which I love I wish I got a little bit more
42:16shoplifter from it I wish you would have pulled like 10,000 things just to
42:21really sell the idea what story you're telling next up caramel hey I get the
42:27sense that you are a quiet personality and you're not the loudest person in the
42:31room which is something I can very much relate to I'm the same way but
42:35challenges like these are extra hard for us because we really have to go
42:40outside of our comfort zone and we have to go triple what we think we should be
42:44doing it was about the energy level and I think that if you're not the most
42:47extroverted person act just fake it till you make it first of all I actually
42:53think you have such a strong presence and I just felt yeah maybe you were
42:57playing it a little bit safe I think this look I know this is a bank robber gets
43:02shot with like you know the die that identifies you as the robber I wasn't
43:07really getting that from this look I think the problem for me is the color I
43:10would have loved if you had done a really contrasting color so the blue
43:14dye really popped on it for me I think it's a very cool concept I just don't
43:18think it's quite fully realized thank you so much next up Ebony LaBelle you
43:24were made for TV I just wanted to watch you forever you really brought the
43:28audience in and you made it fun I love the wig I love the look the beat was
43:34beaten I was channeling you oh stop it I literally got ready and was like I look
43:38like Tracy Marshall right now well I'm flattered you're magnetic you I was drawn
43:42in I had so much fun I really felt like I was in the room when you're
43:46comfortable the audience is comfortable and that's gold for daytime television
43:50your look tonight you know the fact that you're paying tribute to Marsha P
43:53Johnson her impact is immeasurable it's a little bit simple for me and
44:00there's a little bit of a fit issue with the crotch especially if we're doing
44:03something like a bodysuit we have to make sure it fits perfectly next up TM
44:09hi PM hi I think that's funny that your name is PM but you're really you're an AM
44:15kind of queen because you belong on daytime I've done so many interviews and
44:21this was one of my favorites of like my whole career you connected to our special
44:26guest Kaiza dancer to dancer and you also showed her that you were listening to
44:32her you showed your personality without taking over thank you your look tonight I
44:39am equally delighted and disgusted I feel like this is PM core and you also
44:45brought attention to a really important moment in our queer history just in a
44:49slightly more disgusting way a little bit last but certainly not least Sammy Landry
44:55you did such a good job being the mediator of the group like I did feel like you
45:02really anchored the the whole talk show when Kaiza spoke about feeling like she
45:09was high at Wembley Stadium you're like I'll have what she's having you were just
45:12really listening and responding and having fun I really really enjoyed you and I did
45:17not know how you were gonna do in this challenge so you really surprised me this
45:19week thank you this look looks like somebody put Jimbo in the microwave this is the kind of level
45:27of crazy and manic and weird that I want to see from you you're like Cindy Lou Who's slutty cougar
45:34stepmom Tanya Lou Who based on the judges critiques we have made some decisions
45:43Sammy Landry in the challenge and on the runway you were the name on everyone's lips
45:51Ebony LaBelle this week you spilled the tea and we loved every drop PM you were a daytime delight and on the runway
46:03you served the bath house down boots Sammy Landry congratulations you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
46:13thank you you have won $5,000 cash courtesy of community one foundation
46:21ebony p.m. great work this week thank you saltina dulce caramel I'm sorry but that means you are the bottom Queens this week
46:33Sammy as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver granting you the ability to save one of the bottom Queens from lip-syncing for their life as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case you may leave the stage
46:49yeah
46:51pick up your feet I gotta tidy up I gotta make sure this sets nice and clean
46:58the girls will be here any minute
46:59oh my god hurry up
47:00it's a little messy so we got the man of green gables you know doing a little bit of housekeeping
47:05her east coast is really coming out here
47:07oh they're back
47:08oh she's cleaning up
47:10oh my god we've been cleaning up
47:11coming into untucked I feel so great I won this week
47:19I feel fucking amazing I'm a winner baby
47:25$5,000 I'm gonna go get some real injections
47:29who are the other girls in the top
47:31yeah
47:33yeah
47:34and Ebony
47:35okay
47:36I have landed in the fucking top
47:39and this makes me so excited
47:41surprise bitches
47:43I'm in the bottom
47:45yeah
47:47they just want me to like
47:49I guess like break out of my shell more
47:51I get it it's like drag
47:53it's better to go big rather than to go home
47:55so
47:57this is my first time here
47:59and it honestly it fucking sucks
48:01I know that I'm retreating a little bit
48:04I don't want that to be the reason why I go
48:08I'm not fading into the background I refuse
48:10I'm realizing that I'm fucking worth it
48:14that I'm deserving of being here
48:16that I'm here for a reason
48:18and that I am fucking talented
48:20we'll say what do they say about you
48:22I just feel fucking like so stupid
48:25I thought I was in the fucking top
48:27so it makes me feel like oh obviously not
48:30like I view my drag differently
48:32I really thought I was in the top
48:34and I was gonna win
48:35and I feel like the dumbest bitch ever
48:37for like thinking that
48:39I try to listen and think of like
48:41how to do what they want us to do
48:43and I do the best and it
48:46doesn't work
48:49when has the challenge ever asked you
48:51to be serious dry and monotone
48:55kinda like your vagina
48:58I have something I want to ask
49:01from the bottom three
49:03I want to hear why you want to stay
49:05but I think also I want to hear
49:07if you stay
49:08what are specific things
49:10that you know you need to work on
49:12to go better in this competition
49:15Spicy
49:16Girl who dynamite you Brooklyn?
49:18all of a sudden you're like
49:19well tell me how you're gonna improve yourself
49:21bitch how are you gonna improve yourself
49:23you still shit
49:24well I will go first
49:26I'm often afraid to come across as ironically too confident
49:31I feel that
49:32because at any point that I am
49:34someone is gonna tear me down
49:35someone's gonna tell me that I don't deserve
49:37what the fuck I have
49:39I relate to that
49:40yeah
49:41and this competition has made me realize
49:43that you know what
49:44maybe I do deserve this
49:45maybe I do deserve my TikTok following
49:47maybe I do deserve that win
49:49I've knocked down all those walls
49:51the self-doubt
49:52the overconfidence
49:53the arrogance
49:54the fear
49:55I want to know what's next
49:58I'm staying
49:59no matter what
50:00I bet you wish you gave the beaver to Sammy now
50:03baby put Saltina in the bottom too
50:09make her lip sync
50:10let's go
50:11you want to get the top four spot
50:12you want to win
50:13let's see it
50:14girl fuck friendships
50:15coming here
50:16I want to show that I'm more than just somebody that can twirl on stage
50:19I want to show more my personality
50:21it's insane the amount of growth I feel like I've learned and grown as a person
50:25and I want to continue that
50:26I want to continue to show it and to prove it
50:28fuck the noise
50:30I'm just going to say what I have to say
50:32save me
50:33don't save me
50:34I'll turn it out
50:35well I think I'm the only one of these two that hasn't said that you should have been in the bottom or gone home
50:39so take that into consideration
50:41no you said it
50:43I'm a fucking fierce queen
50:44you are
50:45at like everything I do
50:46I've gone through like so much fucking shit and always made it through the other end
50:50I will get through this as well
50:52I will be here no matter what
50:53because I'm supposed to be here
50:55I deserve to be saved because
50:57I wasn't the worst this week
50:59and like girl
51:00I'll give you a vape
51:02I could save Saltina
51:04she's a great friend of mine
51:06but she is a threat
51:07I could save Caramel
51:09she didn't do that bad in the challenge
51:12but she is a lip sync assassin
51:15looking at Dulce
51:16she's wearing my earrings
51:18if she goes home she might steal them
51:20oh my god that's a lot to think about
51:22oh
51:24oh
51:31welcome back queens
51:32Sammy Landry
51:34heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
51:37who do you want to save from the chomping block
51:39the queen that I choose to save is
51:42Saltina
51:44we'll all be damned
51:49I love you
51:53Saltina Shaker you are out of the woods this week
51:56you may join your sisters at the back
52:02I love you love you
52:03Dulce
52:06Caramelk
52:07I'm sorry but this means you are both up for elimination
52:12two queens stand before us
52:16prior to tonight
52:17you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
52:20of Dancing and Crying by Kaiza
52:22this is your last chance to impress us
52:25and save yourself from elimination
52:28the time has come
52:33for you to lip sync
52:35for
52:36your
52:37life
52:42good luck
52:43and don't
52:45fuck
52:46it
52:47good luck
52:48good luck
52:49good luck
53:17good luck
53:19great
53:47We'll never be the same
53:49What we're losing
53:50We'll be fighting
53:51Cause we're dancing
53:52Now we're crying
53:53You come free of money
54:05Tonight we're dancing
54:07Now we're crying
54:09So I say you can never
54:12Think of magic
54:13So I say you can never
54:15Go on what they're gonna have
54:17Baby where you gonna go
54:19You never could imagine
54:21You never could imagine
54:23Go on and fly off the radar
54:26Don't act too late
54:28We are the sun and drips
54:30But I won't let it go
54:31Let it go
54:31Come on baby
54:36That's what you know
54:38Sometimes you just have to go
54:44When nobody can't fall
54:48Lose yourself
54:50Lose control
54:52When we get to your story
54:55Because it's the storm
54:56Double whammy
54:59Double whammy
55:01God
55:01That what you're doing
55:04For a while
55:06But I may be there
55:08Once more
55:09Deacceptance
55:10To be honest
55:10Too bad
55:11I'm just gonna
55:12Be comfortable
55:13If I want you
55:14To be honest
55:15I'm just gonna
55:16You not
55:16You're not
55:16You were afraid
55:17I'm just gonna
55:18Yeah
55:18You're not
55:19You're not
55:20You're not
55:21Cause I'm just gonna
55:21You're not
55:22You're not
55:23You two are phenomenal, please come perform with me sometime, it would be amazing.
55:41Queen, we have made our decision.
55:45Caramelk, Shantae, you stay.
55:56Thank you so much, you may join the others, I love you so much, I'm so happy to be here
56:03with you.
56:08Dulce, a queen by any other name wouldn't be as sweet.
56:14We love you.
56:15I don't think I'll ever be able to express how much being here means to me, thank you.
56:21Thank you for everything.
56:25Now sashay away.
56:28Love you so much.
56:33Well, I knew I should have gone for Drag Race Mexico.
56:42Am I happy with the placement that I got this season?
56:49Well, no.
56:50I wish I could say, well, yes, but it is what it is.
56:53Oh my God, I just realized I didn't do the white under my eye.
56:56Girl, that's why they sent me home.
56:58I want people to know that, like, I worked really hard.
57:01If someone, like, that came from, like, where I'm from and that, like, looks what I look
57:05like, made it on to here, like, so can you?
57:09This was such a big dream of mine to be here, but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity and
57:13I wouldn't take it back.
57:15Bye, y'all.
57:16And I'm keeping this.
57:17I don't give a fuck.
57:23Condragulations, queens.
57:25You live to slay another day.
57:28But don't get too comfortable.
57:32Oh, girl.
57:33Next week, two of you will be going home.
57:37Girl, gag it.
57:39Because the slayoffs are back.
57:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
57:45Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
57:48Yay.
57:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more.
57:52So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
57:57Fear.
57:59That's right.
58:00Now let the music play.
58:03You wear it well.
58:04Flag, stick, stick, stick, paint it on.
58:06You wear it well.
58:08Use your suits, you.
58:10Ooh, ooh, ooh.
58:11Work it for me.
58:13Work it for me, me.
58:15You wear it.
58:16You wear it.
58:17You wear it.
58:18You wear it well.
58:20Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:22We have the lip-sync battle.
58:24I bought it!
58:25These lips are ready to lip-sync mama.
58:30Shh, Alliance.
58:32Yes.
58:33If it comes down to it, I'll pass one.
58:36You know, people are looking a little sideways.
58:40And I'm sure they would love to see us all.
58:43Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race lip-sync slay-offs?
58:49When I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
58:51Take your moment to have fun on the stage, because I will be advancing.
58:55My face physically hurts from smiling, because I don't do it a lot.
59:00You're not a matte fan, because I do it a lot.
59:02Yes.
59:03?
59:04?
59:05?
59:06?
59:07?
59:08?
59:09?
59:10?
59:11?
59:12?
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