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01:00Andrea Moffat longs for true love.
01:06A man who is strong, handsome, and exotic.
01:10Who desires her above all other women.
01:14She is about to learn that naivety has its price.
01:17And that the universe has a very curious sense of humor.
01:21Do you have the key for the other register?
01:25No, try the mouse. I think she had it last.
01:27She's not a mouse.
01:29Hamster?
01:30No.
01:31Wait.
01:32Gerbil.
01:33Cute and fuzzy.
01:35Soft and squishy.
01:37You know, you're wasting your time with her.
01:39Hi.
01:51Elaine said you had the key for register too.
01:54Oh, yes, I do.
01:55It's, um, it's over there.
01:58Excuse me.
01:58It's no problem.
02:02Andy, I was wondering if you're doing anything after work tonight?
02:08It's nice of you to ask me.
02:14Um, yes, I am.
02:16I'm busy.
02:18But thank you.
02:19Squeak, squeak.
02:32You know, you really shouldn't pass up, Carl.
02:35He's not such a bad catch.
02:37I mean, someone like you can't afford to be choosy.
02:39Quiet, I mean.
02:40I know.
02:42He's no Prince Charming.
02:44Honey, there ain't no such animal.
02:47There are lots of other kinds of animals.
02:51I can tell you all about them.
02:55They're the ones who would rather chew their arms off than stay until morning.
02:59And then, of course, they're the ones who expect you to make breakfast for them as a reward for their performance.
03:03Elaine, you said you were going to give up those downers if they ever catch you.
03:08But they won't.
03:09Because my dear, sweet friend Andrea is going to watch out for me, isn't she?
03:13One of these days it's going to catch up with you.
03:15If I didn't take these, I couldn't sleep.
03:17If I couldn't sleep, I couldn't work.
03:19We wouldn't want me to lose my job, would we?
03:22Huh?
03:22I feel it.
03:23I don't know.
03:26I don't know.
03:26I know.
03:27I don't know.
03:28I haven't eaten him him in a while.
03:29We don't know.
03:30Hey, fellas.
03:31Hey.
03:32Whoa.
03:32Hey, fellas.
03:34Whoa.
03:34Hey.
03:35Whoa.
03:357 here.
03:37Hey.
03:38Hey, teammate.
03:40Hey, teammate.
03:41Hey, teammate..
03:41I saw him.
03:42We have a role.
03:43Come on.
03:44Hey, teammate.
03:45Nothing, man.
03:48Have a moment.
03:49Hey.
03:50Hey.
03:51¡Gracias!
04:21¡Gracias!
04:51¡Gracias!
04:55¡Gracias!
05:03¿Dónde está el lugar?
05:15¡Gracias!
05:17Si, si, si, si.
05:18He checked out your place.
05:20You have gone to a lot of trouble to isolate yourself.
05:23To hide from the world.
05:25Nicole, please.
05:27By all means.
05:30Tell them that you have seen a man turn into a cat.
05:47You really must buy a better brand of coffee.
05:55Now the Turks, they knew how to brew coffee.
05:59Even if they were barbarians.
06:02I won't hurt you.
06:04I came from Provence originally.
06:08A long time ago.
06:10I was called Guillaume du Marchaud.
06:15I had a great talent for two things.
06:19Singing and making love.
06:23One night, I was caught making love to the wrong woman.
06:28Or rather the right woman at the wrong time.
06:32Her husband could do things you call impossible today.
06:39He cursed me to remain forever in the form of a cat.
06:45Only able to become a man again at night.
06:49But it's not such a curse.
06:52I have spent centuries loving women.
06:55Showing women how to love.
06:58Women like you.
07:02If you ask me to go, I will go.
07:11But I promise you, you will never see my like again.
07:17Never fear the things that I alone can make you feel.
07:23Everyone can make you feel.
07:30This is a dream.
07:36It's a very nice dream, yes.
07:38Yes.
07:40No.
07:42Yes, it is.
07:44I just never thought that it would happen to me.
07:49You are the one, aren't you?
07:54Am I?
07:57Yes.
07:59Oh, yes.
08:00Yes.
08:13Morning, Elaine.
08:14Morning, Carl.
08:17Chipper.
08:18Happy.
08:19Perky.
08:21The end of the world is upon us.
08:23Have you been drinking too much coffee again?
08:26No.
08:27We just had a nice night.
08:29Morning, Dr. Boyd.
08:59What's he going to do?
09:00Meow at me.
09:01What's he going to do?
09:02Meow at me.
09:03You sure you don't, um, need some of these?
09:04Would you please put them back?
09:05Just try and be neighbor.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Yeah.
09:08You sure you don't, um, need some of these?
09:10Would you please put them back?
09:12Just try and be neighbor.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:15You sure you don't, um, need some of these?
09:16Would you please put them back?
09:17Just try and be neighbor.
09:18Yeah.
09:19You sure you don't, um, need some of these?
09:22Would you please put them back?
09:23Just try and be neighbor.
09:24Yeah.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Inventory, Carl, huh?
09:27Uh-huh.
09:28Uh-huh.
09:29Uh-huh.
09:30Uh-huh.
09:31Uh-huh.
09:39Uh-huh.
09:45Inventory, Carl, ¿eh?
10:15Enventory, Carl, ¿eh?
10:45Enventory, Carl, ¿eh?
11:15Enventory, Carl, ¿eh?
11:45Andrea, come here.
11:52What were you thinking of?
12:02What do you think would have happened when I tried to become a man with this around my neck?
12:09I'm sorry, Guillaume.
12:10I just didn't want anyone to pick you up as a stray during the day.
12:16I didn't think...
12:18I haven't survived this long by letting some fool of a woman put a collar on me.
12:23No one owns Guillaume de Marchaud.
12:28No one.
12:30Do you hear?
12:32I'm sorry, Guillaume.
12:37I bought some other things for you.
12:45Shirts.
12:48Socks.
12:48Next time, buy something that I'll enjoy seeing on you.
13:03Silk, satin, black lace.
13:05You know what I want.
13:09Good.
13:12Until then, we shall simply have to do without.
13:16Long lunch.
13:27You've been late yourself sometimes.
13:29What have we got here?
13:30What have we got here?
13:32Oh!
13:35Who is this for?
13:38Is this for Carl Baby?
13:41No.
13:42Carl Baby's jaw's on the floor.
13:45Oh, come on, Andy.
13:46Kiss and tell, huh?
13:47Just put it back.
13:49Please.
13:49I think it's about time a certain fly made an appearance on a certain wall.
14:14Your coffee?
14:15I have a surprise for you.
14:26Yes.
14:27It's very nice.
14:38How many times have I asked you for one simple thing?
14:42I want something that a man can stand to drink.
14:45Not this sewage water that you keep serving me.
14:48I'll get some tomorrow.
14:53You will go now.
14:56Or I will leave.
15:00For good.
15:01For good.
15:15For good.
15:31For good.
15:31Hola, soy una amiga de Andy. ¿Puedo venir?
15:48Lleva, Andy ha estado tan tan atentado en trabajo.
15:52Solo pensaba que iba a ir y ver cómo se estaba haciendo.
15:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:58Spare me the clichés.
17:00This isn't a scene from one of your silly books.
17:03I've been here too long. It's time I left.
17:06Oh, no, Guillaume. You can't. I love you.
17:09It is the way of the tomcat.
17:12I've had my fun and so have you.
17:14Love had nothing to do with it.
17:16You're going to her, aren't you?
17:25Yes.
17:27Don't. No.
17:30Go.
17:31Guillaume.
17:32Please, don't go.
17:35Just one more night.
17:37That's all I ask.
17:39Please.
17:39All right.
17:49One more night.
17:51I'll make some coffee.
17:55You can't buy me back with coffee, Andrea.
18:11After tonight, it's over.
18:18Yes.
18:21It's over.
18:22Your coffee.
18:29Your coffee.
18:29Strong and bitter.
18:56As I like it.
19:01I'm glad that you like it.
19:04I picked it especially for you.
19:06I'm glad that you're going to have to do it.
19:11I'm glad that you're going to have to do it.
19:12I'm glad that you're going to have to do it.
19:13Hello?
19:15Oh.
19:16Hi, Carl.
19:18No, it's okay.
19:18Don't worry about it.
19:21Yeah, well, um...
19:24Elaine does things like that.
19:27I haven't seen a movie in ages.
19:31Yeah, Friday night, that'd be fine.
19:34Sure.
19:34Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
19:40Yeah, me too.
19:42Bye.
19:42Poor Andrea.
19:52The injured innocent.
19:54You are no better than any other woman I've ever known.
19:59You never learn.
20:03You...
20:04Oh, but I did learn.
20:32I won't be weak anymore.
20:36That's the best lesson of all.
20:38I want you to remember that.
20:41In case you ever think of coming back here again.
20:43Have you been here before?
20:52No, I haven't been here before.
20:54Sex?
20:55Male.
20:56He's a dumb cat.
20:58Well then, what can we do for you today?
21:00I'd like to have him fixed.
21:05A lesson on romance versus reality.
21:09With a word of warning for those who want to mix the two.
21:12Don't.
21:14Well, you may find your head in the clouds,
21:16your feet on the ground,
21:17and the rest of you somewhere
21:19in the Twilight Zone.
21:21The Twilight Zone.
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