00:00Oh, another bitch is tripping.
00:13This bitch is a man from Detroit.
00:15Oh, wow.
00:17Oh, that's different.
00:19No, honestly, I had to watch this a couple of times to determine if it was a man or a woman.
00:25Oh, you weren't.
00:26I see.
00:26Because of their reaction when a goat chased them through Detroit.
00:32Okay.
00:32Don't expect a goat to chase you through Detroit.
00:34I will.
00:35If this is anyone on the show, if Court was chased by a goat onto his car and made these noises.
00:44Okay.
00:45This is a guy?
00:46This is a man, dude.
00:48This is a man, baby.
00:48He's heard the video.
00:50I just assumed it was a lady.
00:52Yeah.
00:53So did I.
00:54It's a man.
00:55Are we sure?
00:55Yes, according to the report.
00:59I didn't read the report.
01:00Well, we will listen to it in a moment.
01:02But here's the video.
01:04And this is up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
01:06A loose goat started chasing people through a Detroit neighborhood the other day.
01:12Here's the one man.
01:15Okay.
01:16Climbing onto his car.
01:18That goat's like up on his car.
01:35Goats like to get on top of cars.
01:36They will go.
01:37It's not where to hide from them.
01:38No.
01:40They're like, what are you doing on top of my perch?
01:43Is this Court?
01:43I don't know.
01:45I think mine would be worse.
01:46It sounds like a very Court scream.
01:49We can't see him.
01:50No.
01:50Okay.
01:51So listen again and think of it as Court.
01:53Oh!
01:54Court, get down!
02:02Court!
02:04When the goat jumps up, he loses it.
02:09I think he has more bass.
02:12Yeah.
02:15Amazing.
02:15But anyway, here's the story on this from Fox 2 News.
02:19You might have seen this floating around social media this weekend.
02:21A video that's gone viral of a guy here on Detroit's west side.
02:25He was running and screaming from a goat.
02:28Well, it turns out that video is just the beginning of this story.
02:33Smokey here is a neighborhood favorite.
02:37Well, now he is.
02:38Oh my God.
02:39They're buds, but a couple of days ago, this was Daylon Scott.
02:44Oh, f***!
02:46Ah!
02:46Look at you!
02:48Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Don't want to offend you, but a lot of people thought that that was a girl scream when you
02:56jumped up on that car.
02:59What do you got to say for yourself?
03:00I mean, he scared the female out of me, you know what I'm saying?
03:04I mean, looked at him.
03:05Daylon and brother Jupiter Star, not his real name, meeting Smokey the Goat for the first
03:10time Monday since he got loose and scared the f*** out of him.
03:14I just wasn't smoking in the neighborhood, not at all in the neighborhood.
03:17That's a real f*** goat!
03:18That's a real f***?
03:19What the f***?
03:20Just like a big brother would, this was Jupiter Star's reaction.
03:24Just looked through the window, making sure he was okay, and my mom running outside with
03:28a knife trying to, trying to...
03:29Your mom brought a knife?
03:30Yeah, she brought a knife trying to get it to him, but she's so scared of animals.
03:33With mom's help, Daylon made it inside their West Side Detroit home.
03:37Ah!
03:40Go, go, go!
03:43They have an unscientific theory why Smokey was so, well, excited.
03:47The girl was trying to hump us.
03:48In true Detroit fashion, it doesn't in there.
03:52Okay, then it's okay to make those noises.
03:54Yeah.
03:55If a goat takes you, what does that motion note say?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Rape!
04:00You know.
04:01Forced.
04:02It was rape!
04:03If a goat's trying to take you, you can make those noises.
04:06That's the only time.
04:07Go, go, go!
04:09They have an unscientific theory why Smokey was so, well, excited.
04:14The girl was trying to hump us.
04:15In true Detroit fashion, it doesn't in there.
04:18Comfrey and dandelion and fenugreek and chaparral.
04:22Cue Dr. Bob.
04:23This is where you do the body work.
04:25What is this psychedelic shack this guy runs?
04:28Court!
04:29He's crazy.
04:30Court, you gotta go!
04:32You never passed that place before?
04:33No!
04:34The psychedelic healing shack?
04:35Mm-hmm.
04:36No.
04:37It's over there?
04:38Is it close?
04:39No!
04:40No!
04:41I gotta go with court.
04:42Oh.
04:43It's in this neighborhood right here?
04:44No, down.
04:45Oh, down more down.
04:46This looks like a really cool place.
04:47Dr. Bob, this is where you do the body work.
04:49Right.
04:50Investigation into the loose goat led them down the street from their house to the psychedelic healing shack.
04:55I kind of look like a goat, but they're just gentle creatures and they're biblical and they're very healing.
05:03The doc took in Smokey and Perfect and Angel.
05:07If it was up to me, they might be in the house, but my wife's not going for that one.
05:11He's currently locked Warrens with the city of Detroit for proper permitting to keep the crew.
05:15And now that Smokey cannot escape, the brothers hope he can stay.
05:20What? He's always blowing farts at you.
05:26That noise is going to haunt me.
05:27All right. So here in Detroit, you can have ducks and chickens and honeybees.
05:32Dr. Bob says goats are still in a gray area.
05:35He plans to fight the city so he can keep his trio.
05:39Reporting live at Detroit's West Side, Jessica Dupnack, Fox 2 News.
05:44Don't let him keep his goats.
05:45He's got to keep his goats.
05:46I mean, you got to let's keep them fenced in, though.
05:52But, you know.
05:52What happens at the psychedelic healing shack?
05:55I think you can tell, Dave, what's happening there.
05:58We're going to get you healed up real quick.
06:00Here.
06:00Just, there's a bag.
06:02I'm just amazed Court hasn't been there.
06:04Oh, my God.
06:04Oh, it's a vegetarian restaurant, too.
06:07What?
06:08That's right.
06:08The only veggies.
06:09Say what?
06:10The only veggies we eat is shrooms.
06:13I thought it was like some sort of like you get your beads and your crystals.
06:19Yeah, that's what I would have thought, too.
06:21And your shrooms.
06:23Okay.
06:24Court probably has his own healing room.
06:26You know what I mean?
06:27I do.
06:28Yeah, I thought so.
06:29No, their website is not great.
06:32Oh, jeez.
06:34Certain things are being said.
06:36I would trust this place with a vegan meal.
06:39I don't know if you should.
06:42Check the text first, Court.
06:45Fuck the text message.
06:46Yeah, check the messages, Court.
06:49Before you don't do anything.
06:50Don't show this.
06:51Oh, wow.
06:52Just making sure.
06:53Okay, okay.
06:54I'm going to just turn the.
06:56You know, I'm not really hungry.
06:58What is that?
06:58Oh.
06:59I'll stick with my own little psychedelic room.
07:10Nope.
07:10Sounds like.
07:15Oh, no.
07:17No, no, no, no.
07:19Oh, boy.
07:20Yeah.
07:20Keep reading.
07:21Absolutely not.
07:22They should have done some background.
07:26All right, then.
07:26Boop, boop, boop.
07:29Boop, boop.
07:30Boop, boop.
07:31Boop, boop.
07:32Get the goats out of there.
07:34You know what?
07:34It's always safer to have.
07:36Your own psychedelic room.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Like, if you're into that kind of stuff in your own home.
07:44Your own don't touch me there room.
07:46Yep.
07:46Yep.
07:47Anyway, the scream was funny.
07:49Yeah.
07:49so funny those goats to me are a lot more terrifying the ones of goats that have what
07:55really looks like devil horns yeah you know like those are creepy horns to me the other ones were
08:01just super cute like the but that the one that chases you down and tries to hump you and farts
08:06at you i mean that thing is terrifying i'm gonna post-it note here okay post-it note use a thick
08:16pen please use a thick let's pass it around oh my yep that's according to my goodness yeah
08:30oh i'm sorry i forgot i don't want to see it there you go can you even see it i can't read it liar i
08:37can't see it i'm too far away that's why you lie yes i can read it thank you of course you want me to say
08:43that's how no no no no yeah that's his other problem he's like sorry i just say what's ever
08:49anyways scared the female out of me is a great line because i've had the female scared out of me too
08:55i think we can all relate to that oh my god amazing scared
09:00when it jumps up on the head
09:07he's trying to hump him which is more funny
09:11we took the swear words out but you can hear it all up at davidtuckthefreak.com it's amazing i love
09:19when his mom comes out too with the knife oh my god and someone's with the mom and has her hair all
09:25up oh that wasn't oh i don't know i mean i couldn't that wasn't the person with the knife
09:31no no yeah yeah it must have been a family member that came out as well right yeah there was two of
09:38them her that's the mom with the knife but then someone else comes out oh i missed
09:44it is wild yeah it is wild incredible
09:51you
09:58you
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