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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the five hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:07You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:09Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:13Are you a wizard?
00:22All right, this had to be a bad day for this guy.
00:25He, at his wedding, almost choked to death.
00:30And had to be rushed to the hospital.
00:32He almost won.
00:33He lost, didn't he?
00:34Uh, double whammy for this guy.
00:36It's in the Buffalo area.
00:37Oh my God.
00:39He really almost won.
00:41Here's his story.
00:43This anchor is very excited to talk to them about what happened here from WIVB TV in Buffalo.
00:52Well, when it comes to your wedding day, it's supposed to be a day that you never forget.
00:56Well, that's especially true for a pair of newlyweds from West Seneca who got the scare of a lifetime at their reception.
01:03Buffalo news.
01:04At dinner is when I took my second bite of food and I looked at my dear husband and I said, this is great, isn't it?
01:12And I looked at him and he's red and purple, choking.
01:16What's supposed to be the happiest night of your life turned into the scariest for Emily McKinnon-Burke and her groom Nicholas after he choked on dinner at their wedding reception.
01:27What were you eating?
01:28A potato.
01:30Give me something.
01:30What kind of potato?
01:31Just a little roasted potato that was probably that big that I cut into four.
01:35So it wasn't even the whole potato.
01:36And it was a roasted potato.
01:40He cut into four.
01:42A wed?
01:42Like he cut into four?
01:43Is he a toddler?
01:46Lisa, something's wrong with him.
01:47There is something wrong with him.
01:48I mean, Lisa, something's wrong.
01:49He can't swallow.
01:51Something's wrong.
01:52Okay.
01:53Something is really wrong.
01:55Look at the way she's looking at it.
01:58No.
01:59Like he wasted a potato.
02:00You wasted a potato.
02:02She needs to cut his potato.
02:04She doesn't waste a single potato.
02:06She doesn't stand for wasted potatoes.
02:10And then the first bite of potato and then that's when I was like, oh, this isn't normal.
02:15In the midst of all of this, he's puking everywhere.
02:18And I made eye contact with our best man and he immediately got the guys up, blocked us in front.
02:22So nobody knew what was going on besides the immediate people around us.
02:26That one bite would change the night.
02:29Nicholas had to be rushed to the hospital.
02:31Normally it goes down.
02:32It's just like the painful and it finally goes down.
02:35This time it got stuck.
02:37It was stuck like right here.
02:38I could always breathe.
02:39It was weird.
02:40The weirdest feeling is being able to breathe and talk but not be able to swallow anything.
02:44Emily and Nicholas were married in a beautiful ceremony on August 23rd at the Botanical Gardens in South Buffalo.
02:51Their reception followed and up until it came time to eat.
02:55They say the whole experience was everything they dreamed of.
02:59And that's why after arriving to the emergency room, all Nicholas could think about was making it back before the reception ended.
03:07All I wanted to do, all I kept telling the doctors was I need to do my first dance because we didn't get a chance to do it.
03:11We were going to do it after dinner.
03:12That was the time of the events that occurred.
03:15It was just easiest to do it that way.
03:16To the surprise of their guests who stuck around, Nicholas made his grand entrance back to the-
03:22He leaves his hospital thing on.
03:24There's so many problems with this story.
03:26Why did they call the news about this potato choking?
03:30He just went to the emergency room and came back.
03:33And he could breathe.
03:35Oh, no.
03:38Don't choke.
03:38Dave's potato choking over there.
03:40Oh, no.
03:43I would honestly, if I was at this wedding,
03:46I would have never stopped eating potatoes.
03:49He cut a little wedge into four pieces, choked off of one.
03:53Yeah.
03:53He could still breathe.
03:54They call emergency crews in.
03:56Yep.
03:57He's rushed to the hospital.
03:58He's rushed to the hospital.
03:58Has to go.
03:59But comes back in his hospital smock.
04:02He's got the thing that my dad has then.
04:05Like, because he didn't really choke, right?
04:07It was just stuck.
04:07Did your dad ever call the news about it?
04:09He didn't.
04:09I should have.
04:10I should have called the news when we were at KFC that one time.
04:13Wow.
04:14I don't understand.
04:15Spit all over my food.
04:18Buffalo.
04:19I can't understand buffalo life.
04:21I really can't.
04:22This reporter loves every second of it.
04:24Oh, well, it's his dream.
04:26Seems like he has no gag reflex.
04:28Reception in his hospital gal.
04:29No.
04:29That was all her.
04:30That was her idea.
04:31I was like, oh, let me change.
04:32She's like, nope.
04:32Come back in the hospital gal.
04:33It's going to make it so much better.
04:35It's going to make it so much better.
04:42Their advice to brides and gurus.
04:44Fire.
04:44Fire.
04:44Someone burned.
04:45Don't stress over what you can't control because all that matters is that you have each other.
04:50At the end of the day, we didn't care about the venue.
04:53We didn't care about the flowers.
04:54We didn't care about the napkin color.
04:56It was as long as he was okay.
04:57Yes, she did.
04:58I guess my advice is like, don't worry about the little things.
05:00They'll all fall into place.
05:01Say what they were really looking forward to was their honeymoon.
05:10They spent nine days in Barbados where Nicholas says he did not eat any roasted potatoes.
05:17He did not eat potatoes again.
05:20It's not that hard.
05:21It will be all right.
05:23That's a stupid story.
05:24That's such a stupid story.
05:26I can't believe it.
05:27No, it's not.
05:31Yes, it is.
05:32It's not stupid.
05:34That is buffalo life.
05:36It's a big buffalo wedding.
05:39Oh my God.
05:40They're both confused and pissed about this.
05:42Buffalo is filled with people who throw themselves through tables.
05:46Yeah.
05:46But this guy can't eat a potato.
05:47No.
05:47No, he can't.
05:49I think he was intentionally choking, but that's okay.
05:52He was trying to choke himself.
05:52I get it.
05:53I understand.
05:54I would have been eating full potatoes.
05:55Dave would have been like, Chuck, stop eating that cold potato.
05:58What are you trying to make yourself sick?
06:00I'd be so embarrassed if my husband just choked on a tiny potato.
06:05I wouldn't call the news about it.
06:07I wouldn't call the news.
06:07I'd be pretty upset.
06:09I'd be like, wait a second.
06:11You called the news on my choking?
06:12You're not coming back in a gown to the wedding.
06:16A hospital gown.
06:18Saying that you have to dance.
06:20Yeah.
06:20I have to get back there.
06:21I have to dance.
06:22I'm not going to miss that dance.
06:26Oh, my God.
06:27No.
06:27No.
06:28And he's like, did you miss the dance or what?
06:31Just watch this reporter's face looking at this guy here.
06:36That's when I was like, oh, this isn't normal.
06:38In the midst of all of this, he's cuking everywhere.
06:41Wait a second.
06:42Hold on a second.
06:44You cut it into cubes.
06:46You cut it up into cubes and still choked.
06:50Are you nuts?
06:50Yes.
06:51That man is not attractive because of that potato incident.
06:55It gave you the ick?
06:56Yes.
06:56Yeah.
06:57Yes.
06:58Big time.
06:59There's something up with him.
07:01Definitely.
07:02There's something up with him.
07:02I want to see him use a knife.
07:04I want to see him cut a potato.
07:05A wedge and how many pieces for?
07:08I bet he holds it upside down.
07:09I can't.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Yeah.
07:11Something's going on.
07:12He's a wee.
07:13He's got a touch of something.
07:14Yeah.
07:15I don't know what it is.
07:16I don't know.
07:16But there's an alarm going off in my head.
07:20He strikes me as like an incredible high school athlete.
07:25I don't think so.
07:26That.
07:27That peaked and is now.
07:29Well, that, you know, God gave him some talents and then God took some stuff away.
07:36You know, took some stuff.
07:41I'm not sure he was an athlete.
07:42I'm not sure either.
07:44I'm just trying to make it.
07:45It's got to make sense to me somehow.
07:47And it doesn't.
07:48No.
07:50Why did he come back in the gown?
07:52For the news?
07:53She told him to.
07:54You think she pulled all the tubes out and she was like, get back here.
07:57She is running that guy's life, man.
07:58She's running that guy's life.
07:59You can tell by the way she looks at him.
08:01That guy is not making a single choice on his own.
08:05I don't know.
08:06He picked that suit out.
08:10Do you think?
08:11Come on.
08:12No way.
08:13No guy picks that suit out.
08:16No guy picks that suit out.
08:18He choked on a potato.
08:19No guy picks that.
08:21There's no way.
08:23That's a.
08:23He was told you're in a burgundy suit.
08:26He was told.
08:27He was always dreaming of his wedding day with a burgundy suit.
08:30Oh, my God.
08:33Didn't see her in it.
08:34There you go.
08:36Anyways.
08:37Holy cow.
08:38Glad he made it.
08:41Yeah.
08:42Let's keep our.
08:43Let's keep our eyes on them.
08:45Yeah.
08:46See how things are going.
08:48Yeah.
08:49It is.
08:50Buffalo, man.
08:51You got to.
08:51Listen, if you're born in Buffalo, you got to get out.
08:54I keep telling you.
08:55If anyone here is hearing this in Buffalo.
08:57Get out.
08:58Get out.
08:58You can see the lovely couple we're talking about as we put a link to the story at Dave
09:03and check the freak dot com.
09:04Your football team lost.
09:05What do you think is going on?
09:07Oh, yeah.
09:07You tell us.
09:09Someone's at least coming in with the heat.
09:11Well, come on.
09:13I know.
09:14I can't.
09:14I'm so silly.
09:15There's no.
09:17They literally called the news.
09:18There was more to it than that potato.
09:20It's Buffalo news.
09:20When he said he cut it into pieces.
09:22I.
09:23He lost me.
09:24They were probably like, listen, the Bills lost last night.
09:26It's not what we.
09:27We have to try and find something else to talk about.
09:30And this guy was like.
09:31Well, I choked on a bit.
09:32I've got this thing about a potato choking.
09:34Their hockey team's like 0 and 3.
09:36Oh, yeah.
09:37There's nothing good.
09:38It's not great.
09:38It's nothing good.
09:39The snow's about to hit there any minute.
09:42Surprise.
09:42They're not already snowed in.
09:44The butthole of America.
09:46That's the highlight of the news.
09:48Yep.
09:49Yep.
09:50That's it.
09:52I can't imagine being six foot three.
09:55And.
09:57Decent.
09:59And.
10:01And staying.
10:03And.
10:04What are you saying?
10:05I just.
10:06I don't know.
10:07It doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
10:09It makes perfect sense to me.
10:10I mean, maybe.
10:11Maybe.
10:15The ick.
10:16It's the ick.
10:17It's the ick.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Like Lisa wouldn't touch this guy with a 10 foot pole.
10:22She really wouldn't.
10:25You're right.
10:25This is only the first bit of it.
10:27I would love to know what are the other ick things.
10:30Well, the burgundy suit.
10:32Mm-hmm.
10:32Just.
10:33This does it all.
10:34This does it all.
10:35He really does.
10:37Are you serious right now?
10:40That does it all.
10:41Oh, that should be a meme right there.
10:43We should make that into a meme.
10:45This guy's face.
10:46Oh, my God.
10:47When he is trying to gather up.
10:49What in the hell this guy's talking about?
10:52Potatoes.
10:53Seriously.
10:54Jesus.
10:54Cut it in floors.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Oh, my God.
11:01Explain that to me again.
11:04Makes no sense at all.
11:07Oh, God.
11:08You're just stupid, aren't you?
11:09I thought you were attractive up until now.
11:15Please check out the video so you can see what we're talking about, including that reporter's
11:19reactions.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:20The choking groom.
11:21What about his goatee, Lisa?
11:22Is that ick?
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:23Yeah.
11:24That's like what I grow.
11:25I'd love to go back to it, but I can't.
11:28Don't grow anything.
11:29Just leave it.
11:31Oh, man.
11:32Give me the Mr. Beast.
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:35Exactly.
11:37Hang on.
11:37Oh, give me the armpit.
11:39Oh, no, thank you.
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