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00:08move over vanilla this summer surprise fragrance trend is cola beauty experts say soda inspired
00:19perfumes are taking off with scents that combine fizzy cola notes with hints of citrus caramel and
00:27spice they say the appeal is nostalgia people associate cola with road trips movie nights
00:36summer memories so it's the latest in a growing wave of food inspired fragrances
00:43things that are taking off as well fragrances of banana milk milk that sounds awful who wants to
00:54smell like milk i do most days you got a real milky odor to you man no you don't want
01:03to know
01:03you don't want to know
01:08and even salt scented perfumes so smelling like a fresh can of coke is a thing
01:15that's uh that's weird at least that's sweet milk it's like you're almost like cheesy
01:21you don't want to yeah i don't want to smell like cheese like just spraying a cheese like
01:25fragrance on myself no who wants to smell like milk i don't know i really don't know
01:34a lot of those things i don't associate even like pop i don't really associate with a smell
01:40i just i i associate it with a taste you know like weird look milk what is the fragrance
01:47what does it smell like the familiar lactonic scent oh wow is the perfect start to the day
01:54oh we know what that's about they sell that at sephora
01:58that is
01:59holy cow commodity you're just you're into cold milk you're into milk
02:06i hope i don't run around across anyone with smells like milk
02:10me too it's not a good smell to me like on someone i can save a few bucks and just
02:20pour some of that two percent on myself starts i always buy a big gallon and never get to the
02:26end
02:26notes of cold milk mahogany wood okay tonka bean well have you ever really just took a glass of milk
02:36and
02:38sniffed it no no me either because i don't need to sniff it to see if it's gone bad that's
02:43the only
02:43time it's like opening the gallon or whatever and smelling it and that generally is like i don't enjoy
02:52even if it's still good i don't want my lady to smell like milk no no no one wants to
02:57smell like milk
02:59no you gotta say i agree yeah but it's 155 friggin bucks
03:05yeah which honestly though i mean i don't know what ladies perfume always goes for but that's like
03:12middle of the road 155 bucks yeah like it's normally 300 bucks yeah the good stuff would be
03:20i know for guys it is what are you buying i've never spent 300 on any fragrance there's it's out
03:27there yeah mostly guys i'm talking that's what i said i don't know is yeah of course what are you
03:35wearing where is it have like the blood of young children in it why is it so expensive it's all
03:41expensive have you ever spent 300 bucks on cologne i don't i don't wear cologne yeah oh that's good
03:49i like as a teenager right be like oh what's it like but it's never been something i've yeah through
03:55life curve or session yeah back in the day yeah no uh wow chuck no but if you roller you
04:04know you
04:05get creed eventus or if you're gonna get like something like that that's money that's money
04:10what creed what who is this guy did you call me i don't know he did a lot of research
04:14on cologne
04:15creed eventus what's it smell like milk no it's it's smells good wood this is what you wear
04:23i've heard of creed is it 510 bucks does creed have a call is it creed what the hell dude
04:29let's not
04:30worry about it is it is it creed like the band no no that's just smell bad that's one of
04:40the did you
04:41buy that let's not worry about anything yes he bought that how would you be so cheap that you go
04:46to facebook marketplace and buy stuff and you say that how cheap you are your whole life and then you
04:51spend 510 at this point in life on cologne gas station sunglasses many different why he buys gas
05:00station sunglasses do you have it on right now smelling like i don't understand something different
05:05on right now oh i have eve saint laurent on right now who is he all of a sudden do
05:11you no wait hold
05:12on i don't smell he's an imposter i don't know you're a cologne who is this guy that's cool but
05:18i
05:18never smell it i don't smell anything subtle well it has notes of lemon pepper apple and black
05:27currant with pineapple jasmine and patchouli it's the pineapple that really does it birch cedarwood
05:34oak moss and musk yep i want a whiff of this i've never spent that much money on a fragrance
05:41never
05:42never not even for amber nothing i've never ever smell those wrists i don't have it you don't put it
05:48on your wrist as a man you don't don't do that please don't do that oh my god i mean
06:00you don't
06:01you don't put it on your wrist yeah that's a ladies little dab into your balls will do you
06:07you know where do you put it your balls your taint no just no you know spray it on your
06:12chest
06:12you really did a deep dive into this i've known this is very extremely early on in my divorce i
06:20got i got into this extremely early on after i got divorced i thought you started watching a couple
06:26videos about like how to attract women uh no just like but you know i realized like at the time
06:34i'm
06:34like man i'm just wearing jogging pants every day there's gonna have to be like a moment where i'm like
06:38okay i probably have to like on the weekend step my game up a little bit it was part of
06:44it so i
06:44got like some watch knowledge some watches that's why you got watches for the ladies i thought that
06:52you didn't care about ladies anymore i did i don't anymore you're spending all this money on watches
06:57this was the beginning the whole towel this is like nine years ago now and cologne this was like
07:04what eight nine years ago oh what's he doing on the weekends he's getting all dressed up spraying
07:08his cologne i know i had no idea i'm not now watches i'm not now listen to this a sophisticated
07:15scent perfect for the modern discerning gentleman like chuck the freak sensual audacious and contemporary
07:22it's kind of old news now it is yeah what do you want the more expensive ones now well you
07:27know
07:27it's like what do you want perfume damali do you want to go like that you want to get no
07:31you're
07:32talking about man what do you want to get into hegasus i don't know man who are you i don't
07:39know
07:39who are you that's exactly right what else you want to let know about i don't know hegasus parfums
07:46damarley what yeah what is going on how much is that oh it's 290 for the small 545 for the
07:55regular
07:56what do you want to get into you want to do some tom ford i hope you had a lot
07:59of sex after that
08:02a lot of money you just spent so much money on cologne you could have just got a prostitute or
08:08somebody who said i didn't but then you didn't need the cologne right she doesn't care what you smell
08:15oh my god you can smell like old spice for a whore
08:20no get a seven dollar bottle of old spice and a 300 whore you're still saving money i'm a more
08:26like a parfumo guy too as well i don't know what you're talking about anymore man this pegasus is
08:31like vanilla almonds bergamot what's your favorite you have that pegasus let's not worry about it
08:39when he says let's not worry about it but that's he has it you threw it in there so subtly
08:44too you're
08:44like i don't know i'd say it's rather than throwing up like pegasus i don't understand yeah
08:52this is a man who has a reese's peanut butter cup t-shirt and drinks energy drinks i don't understand
09:00what is it it's not adding up never does never has he wears shorts without undies he doesn't
09:05leave his house he doesn't want to leave the tiniest little socks i was like
09:12don't try and pick him up just don't don't give up you're never an enigma just don't try your t
09:19-shirt
09:19collection is worth forty dollars but your cologne is worth 545 there's a lot you guys don't know about
09:25me let's just put it that way there's a whole other person you guys don't know oh yeah man that's
09:36just
09:36that's just a couple of them i mean that's what you have a whole collection a whole shelf who you
09:41spraying them for this guy right here do you like to make love to yourself you know you can go
09:47cheaper
09:47you like john varvato so that's a good one that's a good one i know that local guy i like
09:53that one i
09:53got three of his uh valerie is joining us here on the david chuck lines hi valerie you wanted to
09:59chime in
09:59on this valerie did we sleep together yeah i slept with chuck that i'm the female you okay nice
10:10freed is the ultimate in cologne and i'm into the watches i'm into i'm into metal detesting we are
10:20what oh we are cold yep see are you married i'm single but i don't i'm not a goth chick
10:28oh well it
10:30almost could have been meant to be oh it's almost perfect but no it's okay he is he's spot on
10:37all
10:38right i love you guys thank you all the best tip creed creed lovers calling in yeah i mean tom
10:45ford create the cologne not create the band stuff is so much oh my god yeah that's too much
10:51what sent me back you what i don't understand i kept her number for you chuck oh no it's okay
10:58no
10:58it's really it's okay it's metal detecting and cologne and perfumes you can yeah yeah have that in
11:06common are you rolling in high-end colognes ryan are you in this game like chuck he was like a
11:10stetson
11:11guy all right i just had a i i got a a collection of stents and so i wore it
11:16until i found out that
11:17i was too young to be wearing it oh you didn't know that yeah no no no you're like yeah
11:23this is
11:24i just had weight i had way too much of it i had to use it yeah it smelled like
11:29a cheap cowboy
11:29you liked it so much you made candles out of it that's true that's true the great smell though yeah
11:38well uh we learned more about chuck it's a lot you don't know as it goes on it's all right
11:44reveal
11:44a little bit more what's your favorite scent then out of all of them which one would you what's your
11:48go-to what's your like i gotta smell like i haven't smelled any of these so i don't know what
11:53they smell
11:54like but what is it um oh boy is it something you haven't even mentioned yeah how many do you
12:01have
12:02probably do you have a lot or how many do you have do you know yeah i i mean i
12:07have a lot no i
12:08don't know how many i have no it's a lot i don't know how many i have i'm not you
12:13know i can't really
12:14pick a pick a favorite you can't okay okay you generally find out like what other people would like
12:22you know you'd be surprised people say stuff they come right out and just are like my god
12:28what is really that works you have people stopping you in the streets i've had i've had it
12:34i've had it happen a couple times creed's a big one for that if you want like someone to be
12:40like hey
12:40what is that women are just trying to take you on the street because of your smells what are you
12:46wearing what do you smell so good like during during covid really like had that on i went and i
12:52had
12:52to do a test or whatever and i was like what are what do you have on you're intoxicating
12:58he's intoxicating he's intoxicating leave this man alone all right good for you i guess he can't
13:04wear it into work because your pants will be off to be honest that's that right there that stuff i
13:10wouldn't wear that to work it's a little too much oh okay good i don't like strong cologne
13:15at all the pineapple the pineapple pineapple is really the key yeah got me
13:20really sets it off sort of like an isi miyaki back in the day oh my god there's a a
13:25large bottle that's
13:261900 dollars of this freaking cologne damn yeah that's um like i said though creed eventus is
13:35kind of like that's old news but that's the covid one that the people women were shopping on the
13:40streets yeah that was the pan you can see the panties were on the ground you just follow the
13:43trail of panties to chuck you can what are you wearing but it just it's it's bizarre it's a bizarre
13:50thing okay well there you go but like lisa there's a lot of ladies like lisa don't want a
13:55got to smell at all right yeah and then there are some that do so amber likes a nice light
14:01scent
14:01that's what i would say super light yeah she doesn't like when i because i have some cologne
14:07that you know i've got through the years that's like powerful i don't like that to me it's like
14:12nightclub cologne is what it smells like you know yeah what do you want yeah and there's and you know
14:17there's some stuff out there that it's like what i would have like i got rowan something good
14:22because he i saw he was getting into it and i was like dude hold on you it's not good
14:28what you're
14:28doing i had some furniture furniture delivery guys that came in and i could smell them for days after
14:34they left yeah well oh yeah i'm like no no no i think some people probably cover up their body
14:39odor
14:39that too you know there's different um gross hmm different dudes will wear different style of colognes
14:46too like there's a lot of like one million out there that um is big and that's pretty strong stuff
14:53you know i don't know culturally there's all sorts of different like what you can get away with and
15:00what you can't and it smells different on different people too yeah uh someone said not a big cologne
15:05guy but my wife loves it and 75 of the time i wear it it's bj city so i put
15:10that crap you don't tell
15:12chuck that he's gonna i don't think i know wearing it out you don't think i already know you get
15:16him
15:16get him a lot huh not anymore not anymore my husband and i call creed eventus the panty dropper
15:24women literally stop him while we're out to ask him what he's wearing gosh i guess we gotta all
15:29buy our husbands this lady yeah that's why you're done with women you've already been through them all
15:33yeah what the heck been there done that i think that john varvados one i know like lenny has that
15:41one i don't know yeah i got i think i got that for him though but he doesn't wear it
15:46all the time
15:47no there's like a couple different ones that i have of his it's light one is like a light white
15:53bottle the other one is a bad boy leather black with the black one black when you're in a bad
15:59boy
15:59mood when you put your leather vest on if you're gonna wear a leather vest you would wear that okay
16:03but that'd be the only time i'd do it when you smell like jason you're smelling yourself over there
16:09like homemade soap yeah yeah oh you're still making so i'll bring in like a little uh maybe i'll bring
16:15in a little spritz for you you can test it out bring it home that'd be great jesse would be
16:20like
16:21what who are you sleeping around yeah who are you doing yeah 100 yeah it's out of nowhere
16:27out of nowhere it's shocking i borrowed it from chuck oh it's green eventus
16:32chuck said that smell all right yeah sort of the smell like a pegasus
16:41amazing yeah all right yeah let me know chuck the freak alone
16:44specialist let me know what you need something we never could have seen coming
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