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00:00Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. As ever, as bloody ever, you know, forever and ever, the same sodden things.
00:11Yeah, and you know why? They're the same sodden things, because you do nothing about them.
00:16They don't go away on their own, Chrissy. They don't go away because you lie in bed and vote without the hat.
00:20Oh, be quiet. Give your heart to it.
00:22Oh, no, that's your department.
00:24I said shut up.
00:25I won't.
00:26Shut up.
00:27Oh, shut up. I shouldn't have shut up. You started it.
00:30Oh, yeah? What did I do?
00:32Nothing. That's how you started it.
00:37I used to set the laws without a set.
00:42You haven't changed much, have you?
00:46It was a draft.
00:49Ah, you shut up and all.
00:55Here.
00:57Yeah, you can die.
01:10Oh, my God.
01:40I'm taking the kids to school.
01:45Yeah, all right.
01:50Glad to see they're having their breakfast.
01:52Oh, don't start, Angie.
01:55Feed your sodden animals.
01:57I robbed these from the bins at the back of the greengrocers.
02:00Well, next time, have a look in the butcher's bins for us.
02:06Shut up.
02:10I'm taking the kids away.
02:14It will be a little bit mine.
02:17It will turn every time.
02:19The day I'm crying.
02:24More happiness must save.
02:31The day I'm thinking will come to my life.
02:37The day I'm thinking will come to you.
02:46The day I'm thinking will come to you.
02:49And my children, come to you.
02:53You're my beauty and the baby,
02:54You're my beauty and I'm thinking will come to you.
03:00This is our lovely day, this is the day I shall remember, the day I am gone.
03:14They can't wait to be the way, it will be always mine, the sun and the wild,
03:25and it is even drawing.
03:30All the heart makes my face,
03:36and the heart, he walks down at me, no, with him but the glory.
03:44Oh, look at me and face you, I remember again.
03:55Can I have a little bit?
04:12Mother?
04:18Come on, Mother, please.
04:25Mother, come on.
04:28You know I need...
04:29Mother!
04:30Mother!
04:31Mother!
04:32Mother!
04:33Mother!
04:34Mother!
04:35Mother!
04:36Mother!
04:37Mother!
04:38Mother!
04:39Mother!
04:40Mother!
04:41Mother!
04:42Mother!
04:43Mother!
04:44Mother!
04:45Somehow!
04:46Mother!
04:47Why are you doing that?
04:50Mother!
04:51You're doing that.
04:53Mother!
04:54Mother!
04:55Mother!
04:56Are you okay?
04:57Oh, dear.
05:27I'm sorry.
05:37It's all right. I'm getting used to it.
05:41Giving me nothing but crap these days.
05:47It's all right.
05:55Chrissie!
05:57Look, you're after me!
06:02What you're comrade's in crime.
06:08You're joking, aren't you?
06:09What do you mean?
06:10He's coming here. That's really smart, that is. Did you bring him?
06:12Yeah.
06:13So that's what friends are for. Thanks, Logo. Thanks a lot.
06:16Now, take him away, far away.
06:17Hang on! Hang on.
06:18Listen, Chrissie.
06:19Are you sure it's not Kenny or Benny or Arthur or Frank?
06:22Chrissie.
06:22How about Veronica?
06:23Oh, look, you're not being fair.
06:25Look, you plums. Me and Emma are up in front of the fraud section this morning because of you.
06:29Ah, Snowy got killed because of you.
06:30Steady on.
06:31Because of you, I've had me dole stopped.
06:33I'm up to here in debt.
06:35I can't support me family.
06:36Me wife's giving me shite.
06:37And for all I know, I'll be up and courting down a road because of you.
06:40You mean I kidnapped you, I made you work for me, third slave to the right on the rowing ball.
06:44All you had to do, my lawyer, was to stop goosing me on the side and make an honest man out of me.
06:49That's all, you bastard. Now, go on, get out.
06:51Oh, Chrissie.
06:51Oh, you can call me Kenny if you want, Logo.
06:54Yeah.
06:56You're being unfair to me.
06:58And I've suffered as well.
07:00For making me bankrupt, I'll go down before you.
07:03And I know you're not listening to me.
07:05I accept that.
07:06But for once, do yourself a favour.
07:08I am doing, I'm ignoring you.
07:11Hey, remember this.
07:13I don't ever want to see you again.
07:15Chrissie, 40 notes a day in your hand, sound as a pound.
07:19Where did I put me gun, Ange?
07:21All right, all right, all right.
07:26Can you get anyone else, Logo?
07:28Yeah, I'll try, you know.
07:30Monday morning, Caznew Street, 8 o'clock.
07:33Yeah, yeah.
07:33You soft get.
07:38So I'm giving you shite, am I?
07:52Oh, Jesus.
07:54After what you did?
07:55Look.
07:56I've already looked.
07:57Look again.
07:58No bread for breakfast.
08:00The kids' breakfast.
08:01Oh, come on, Angey.
08:02We've already talked about it.
08:04No, no, we didn't talk about it.
08:05You threw a moody and went out there to talk to the animals.
08:09That's a...
08:10Oh, Lord.
08:13Dr. Doolittle, all right.
08:16There was bread last night.
08:19Three slices, Angey.
08:20Three stale slices.
08:21Yes, and you ate them.
08:23Oh, I sandpapered the ceiling with them.
08:25Look.
08:26You ate them and it was the kids' breakfast.
08:29Oh, don't.
08:30Just don't.
08:31How much guilt can I take, eh, girl?
08:33Where do you go from bread?
08:35How about breadwinner, eh?
08:36Eh, that's what you're really saying, isn't it?
08:38Breadwinner.
08:43I'm going out.
08:45Where are you going?
08:47Sell me arse on Lime Street.
08:49After all, I've tried everything else.
08:56Getting good, sir?
09:05Yes.
09:13Could we see for a few moments, please, Miss Sutcliffe?
09:16Certainly.
09:16How about tomorrow?
09:18Eh, it's about our expenses, ma'am.
09:21Better make it the day after tomorrow, then.
09:24It's, eh, tomorrow, Saturday.
09:29Yes, I know.
09:34Oh, Miss Mills, here's a little something might interest you.
09:37Lady in Charlotte Street.
09:40Perhaps you could interest her in some perfumes from your catalogue.
09:43She's been accused of, let me see, prostitution, cohabitation, mass murder, drug smuggling,
09:49and a leading role in the Afghanistan rebellion.
09:52The informant is a person by the name of Musminnie Mouse.
09:58Isn't that more likely to be a case of the Social Security?
10:01Their fraud section?
10:05Yes.
10:06Then why are you giving it to me, then, Miss Sutcliffe?
10:10Yours not to reason why.
10:12Yours but to do or die.
10:14Oh, incidentally, Lawton!
10:23My deepest commiserations on failing your driving test.
10:27Again.
10:29Oh, eh, thank you, Miss Sutcliffe.
10:31Yes, she's got a nice pair of legs, hasn't she?
10:48I don't care very much for those two.
10:50I don't know why.
10:52They catch people.
10:54I knew there was a reason.
11:00Excuse me.
11:02Sorry, Sir Paul here.
11:03Apologies for the disturbance.
11:06Well?
11:07I just thought I'd give you a memory, a little jog, you know.
11:09Donald Moss.
11:10Mid-thirties.
11:11Children.
11:11House in Haydock.
11:12Fraud section investigator.
11:14Never a high flyer, but just about where he should be in the scheme of things.
11:18Comes to work every morning and sits in his office and waits.
11:20And waits.
11:29And waits.
11:45You could leave.
11:47Would you like to leave?
11:48Can't be a rain.
11:49The only reason I'm here is because I don't want to be queuing out there.
11:53Ah, that's the only reason any of us are here, Donald.
11:57Without them, most of us would be without a job.
12:00Correct, Mary?
12:03Pardon?
12:08Actually, I'm saving you for a very special assignment, Donald.
12:12And?
12:14Well, we haven't actually got one at the moment, but...
12:16You're doing this to me on purpose, aren't you?
12:18Why?
12:21Can I ask you something?
12:23Only if it's worth answering.
12:24Do you like catching people?
12:30That's got nothing to do with it.
12:31Yes, it has.
12:32No, it hasn't.
12:33It's a job.
12:35I got given it.
12:35It was looked on as promotion, and I'm doing it.
12:37Well, in this instance, I'm not doing it.
12:40But you're a nice man, Donald.
12:41Oh, go on.
12:43Look, the last assignment I had was two weeks ago, right?
12:46That bill did that fellow falling out of the window.
12:47Since then, nothing.
12:50Come.
12:51Come up and see me sometime?
12:56No.
12:58Well.
13:00All right, come back later, in an hour or so, and I promise I'll have found something for
13:03you to do.
13:04In the meantime, I think your plotting paper calls.
13:05I really like Donald when he's angry.
13:18He's ever so sweet.
13:24You're right.
13:26I'm a cranky, frustrated, mature spinster.
13:32Lloyd is a kind of creeping Jesus sprat catcher.
13:35I'm living with an almost completely insane mother.
13:41And I'm a woman who has recently become aware of the massive and total futility of her life.
13:52I know.
13:55But we've always managed not to discuss personal problems.
14:03Not to worry.
14:05Do I?
14:07I will retire next year.
14:11And my mother's sure to die soon.
14:13I've made up my mind.
14:28Yes?
14:30No, I don't need to know your name.
14:32You're mad, you are.
14:42Mad.
14:43We're being followed, for all we know.
14:45We're going to get prosecuted for doing a foreigner while we're on the dole.
14:48Yeah.
14:49And here's you, cool as a cucumber.
14:51Starting work from a lawyer of all people.
14:54And for pound notes.
14:56What are you trying to do to yourself?
14:57I've got no money.
14:59Oh, well, I mean, that explains everything.
15:02Yeah, and I'm having a nice time with the HP.
15:04I mean, all those frigging installments.
15:06You send the stuff back then?
15:07I would if I could, but I've sold most of it already.
15:11And I'm months behind with the rent.
15:13Well, move in with your mum and dad.
15:15Oh, I can't do that, can I?
15:16I mean, they still think I'm a virgin.
15:18I mean, pick up a creamie.
15:19And where am I going to take it for a bit of recreation, eh?
15:22Besides, they're in more debt than I am.
15:25Yeah, well, sod off then, Logo.
15:27I've got my own troubles.
15:29I don't need yours.
15:33Yeah, well, I'm worried sick.
15:39Look, worrying will do you no good.
15:41I mean, my Uncle Matthew was a hypochondriac.
15:44Never got out of the X-ray unit at the Royal.
15:46It was barium, this, and barium, that.
15:50Got killed by lightning.
15:52All I want is a job, Logo.
15:54An outside job.
15:56Be careful.
15:58That's what my Uncle Matthew had.
16:03Everything's a joke to you, isn't it?
16:11Anything going, boss?
16:14Sorry, son.
16:16Nothing.
16:19Any job?
16:21Oh, aye.
16:22But I turned it down.
16:24I didn't fancy the company car.
16:25You know what your trouble is, don't you?
16:28Everything's a joke to you.
16:29And, and on Malloy's site on that particular day, the day in question, in fact.
16:38No money parted company to or from anyone who was there while I was there.
16:44No money came my way, not to my knowledge, not while I was there.
16:48And I should know, being there and being me.
16:52Ha, ha, ha.
16:54Malloy, on no occasion, never said to me, here, touch for that.
16:57That's a double negative.
17:00Yeah, well, there's two of you, isn't there?
17:04And, as a matter of fact, I was there on a trial basis only.
17:09But left after one wobbly wall and a short exchange of words.
17:13All worse to that effect.
17:14Mr Hughes, nobody's trying to...
17:15Look, here I am, a man.
17:19Ha, ha, a man.
17:21A man with no job.
17:26Looking for one.
17:29In fact, trying to find a scarlet pimpernel.
17:33Have you got a job?
17:36Gives a job.
17:39Eh?
17:41Have you all right if you had a job?
17:44Honest?
17:46I'd be all right.
17:48Oh, yes!
17:51Well, there has been very long, Mr Hughes.
18:00I don't think we need to trouble you any further.
18:02You were, after all, only asked here to help our inquiries.
18:05If you would like to go.
18:17Away.
18:19Now.
18:20All right, boys, you sound.
18:33You can kill him soft.
18:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:35How time flies when you're...
18:50Now, I know this is very naughty, Derek, and after all, it is your case.
18:53But I think we'll see the next two together.
18:55I know, I know, protocol and rules, members from above, directors from the ministry, but nobody's
19:03going to know except us, and I'm not going to tell anybody.
19:10Come in, gentlemen.
19:11Come get a chisel, Jimmy.
19:38No, wait!
19:40Come get a chisel, Jimmy.
20:10I think that just about concludes everything.
20:27Yeah, and all that you've just been saying, you know, the mumbo-jumbo, like, well, what
20:32it means is, um, what does it mean?
20:36Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. We didn't intend to confuse you. What my colleague is saying is that it
20:43is his intention to forward your papers for prosecution. You're going to do us, then?
20:48Well, it certainly looks that way, gentlemen. Ah, she called me a gentleman. Now, isn't that
20:54nice, Chrissie? Well, leave it alone, will you? Wise advice. In your situation. It would be
20:59even wiser to listen to it, Mr. Lovman. No doubt impossible for you. Freaking hell. This
21:05is a double act, or else one's a ventriloquist. That's enough. Enough. Look, from what you've
21:13been saying, it hadn't even started yet. I thought you would have had your pound of flesh
21:17when you killed Snowy Malone. He killed himself. Oh, aye, yeah. He was always jumping from third
21:22floor windows. It was his hobby. None of this behaviour is helping you, you know. Oh, I wish
21:27I was hard. I mean, I wish I had a leather jacket like that to make me hard. No, just don't.
21:32Why? What are you going to do about it? Forget it. The state of it, though, Chrissie.
21:37We need to have to stand on a stool to reach manhood. Yeah, well, you're asking for trouble.
21:41Well, we've already got it, haven't we? So screw them. All right. Go on. Go ahead.
21:47Do what you please. See if I care. Only I'm telling you, don't walk home alone in the dark.
21:53I hope for your sake that's not a threat. It's a promise. If I could bring matters to
21:59a close, Mr. Loveman, Mr. Todd, before tempers get too heated, we will keep you informed of
22:06the eventualities of this particular case, but I think I... Yeah, yeah, all right, look.
22:09Don't bother trying to be nice, sir. You don't go with the job. But at least it's one saving,
22:14Grace, sir. We're not going to have you minge-bags following us around anymore, like bad smells.
22:19Oh, I wouldn't count on that if I were you. You what? What? What for?
22:25Because of your known and undenied activities, to possibly further the strength of our case,
22:30and as a deterrent to you and the likes of you. What's your name, mate? Come on, what's your name?
22:36Why? Because I'm going to report you, that's why. It won't do you any good.
22:39Yeah, I know what will, though. No-one's following me about anymore, I'm telling you, no-one.
22:44Having a job's one thing, and I'm sure it must make you very proud,
22:47but using it to persecute people's another, cos that's what you're doing.
22:51Now, what's your name?
22:52Gentleman, gentleman!
22:54Oh, there it goes again.
22:55Tell me your name.
22:57Come on, we've told you, Al's. It's only fair.
23:00Play the white man, will you?
23:01I want your name.
23:03So do I, and that's just for starters.
23:05Give us your friggin' name!
23:07I don't want to, and I'm not going to.
23:13It's not advisable.
23:15Absolutely correct and proper, although you can have my name if you like.
23:19You can even have my address.
23:22However, do not hesitate to register a formal complaint, gentlemen,
23:25if you feel you have not been treated in a fitting manner,
23:27but I do really suggest that our interview is now over.
23:30For the time being.
23:33I wouldn't be you.
23:35I wouldn't be you.
23:38Not for anything.
23:45Fascist bastard.
23:52Scum!
23:53Oh, I don't think so, Derek.
23:55I do.
23:57If they're brains, they'd be dangerous.
23:58Now, you may be right there.
24:01But there again, that could apply to more than those two.
24:03Your meaning?
24:04Just a general comment on mankind.
24:08But as I am in charge of this deliberately feeble attempt at a fraud section,
24:12I think I should tell you straight away
24:13that I do not intend to let the case against those two go forward.
24:18You what?
24:19I'm not going to let the case against those two go forward.
24:22But I've spent hours, days.
24:24This was my case.
24:26It was.
24:27Yes.
24:28Yes.
24:36Our builder, what's his name?
24:39Malloy.
24:40Malloy.
24:40I think we'll have him.
24:42Now, put someone on him, Derek.
24:43Keep me in touch.
24:44As soon as he moves, we'll jump.
24:46All right.
24:47I mean, after all, he's the really naughty boy.
24:49Practically making a profession out of it,
24:51I don't mind prosecuting him at all.
24:52But those two?
24:53No.
24:54That black boy was rather pretty in her, don't you think?
24:58In a rather coarse sort of way.
25:00You can't mean that.
25:01About the black boy?
25:02No, about not prosecuting them.
25:03Oh, but I do...
25:04But why not?
25:07Why not?
25:07Really?
25:08Yes.
25:10I can just hear the laughter and the outrage now.
25:14First of all, we managed to crash all our vehicles into a council wagon at the start of the raid.
25:19Then a man is killed.
25:20We've only killed, whatever we might say,
25:22because he's tried to escape from us.
25:25And finally, for good measure,
25:28we are trying to arrest unemployed men who are busy building an unemployment exchange.
25:35Oh.
25:36I haven't kept you waiting, have I?
25:38Oh, no.
25:39What's three quarters of an hour to a man who's been wasting his time for some weeks?
25:43My thoughts exactly.
25:45Ten more minutes won't make much difference, will it?
25:47Well, don't go away.
25:50I think I might have the very thing for you.
26:00Where were you?
26:05Where were you?
26:09Why didn't you tell me?
26:12I forgot.
26:17You forgot.
26:20You forgot they were coming to turn the gas off.
26:26I had other things on me mind.
26:30Oh.
26:30Yeah, well.
26:42Doesn't matter, does it?
26:46I mean, we didn't have anything to cook, anyway.
26:49Half a tub of Marge Mundy's milk and a pound of dead lettuce.
26:59Yeah, well, that's all right.
27:01We'll save on the electricity.
27:04Until they come and cut that off.
27:06Yeah, yeah, until they come and cut that off.
27:08And then there won't be anything left to cut off, will there?
27:11Except me.
27:12But they can't cut me off, though, can they?
27:14That's your department.
27:15I can't cut off what you haven't got.
27:24I didn't think you could hurt me anymore.
27:27But there again, practice makes perfect.
27:31Not in your case.
27:32Do you sit around all day thinking he's up, eh?
27:37Oh, that's a good one.
27:38That'll hurt him.
27:41No, I sit there and wait for you to do something.
27:44You've got to do something.
27:47I am doing something.
27:49I'm going to court.
27:51And then I'm going to get a very heavy fine,
27:54which I will not be able to pay.
27:56And then I'm going to go to jail.
27:59Do not stop.
28:00And you, you can go and live with your mother.
28:03An event you've been looking forward to for some time.
28:06You know nothing about me, Chrissie.
28:12No, you're right.
28:14You're right, I don't.
28:17If I'd have known you better, I would have known that.
28:20But I have this ability to live with someone for 11 years
28:25and not know anything about them.
28:27And, of course, not knowing anything about you.
28:30Or anything come to that.
28:32I don't know what love is either, do I?
28:34Oh, God.
28:37No.
28:38Well, it obviously isn't an empty fridge and a gas cut-off.
28:48Oh, let me go past.
28:51And when we get a bit.
28:53When we're standing there in the street,
28:55well and truly finished with each other,
28:58if that's what love's about.
29:00It's not my fault, you know.
29:02It's not my fault.
29:04Well, self-pity.
29:06That's all I've heard from you for months
29:08and it is pitiful.
29:11Look.
29:12Angie.
29:13Go away.
29:14Go to your mothers.
29:14Go to your sisters.
29:15Go to the dogs for all I care.
29:17But go away.
29:18I'd rather have nothing than what I'm getting now.
29:20Oh, I'm going your own if you want.
29:22You don't have to take the kids and look them after.
29:24If you want to go, go.
29:25And hurry up and bounce it.
29:26I'm free to take the usual heavy breathing now, Jean.
29:36Though I could do with some lunch.
29:41You're still upset about my decision, aren't you?
29:44Yeah.
29:46You'll make me look a fool if this gets out.
29:48Oh, they won't get out.
29:50Just think of the joy you'll bring into the life of those two men
29:53when they find out.
29:54But I'll tell you what I'll do just to make you happy.
29:59I'll put my little friend Donald on their tracks.
30:02Past the time for them all.
30:09Moss was in on the arrest.
30:11Exactly.
30:11They know each other.
30:13Precisely.
30:13For God's sake, that's illogical.
30:15Oh, my dear boy is God.
30:18We're chasing people with nothing.
30:19We only want a little.
30:20He really is a very pleasant fellow, Moss.
30:23Do you like Moss?
30:24I'm sure he'll find a different occupation eventually.
30:28What about his safety?
30:30They wouldn't harm him.
30:32They're nice boys.
30:34Are you sending me up?
30:35Good heavens no, Derek.
30:36What on earth makes you think that?
30:37Hello.
30:38No, of course I don't know who you are, sir.
30:42I wouldn't dream of asking your name.
30:46Mr.
30:47Ah.
30:47Oh, how long are you going to stay in there?
31:12Till you go away.
31:14Oh, Chrissie.
31:15You don't really want me to go away.
31:19That's exactly what I want.
31:22Right.
31:25Right, I'm going.
31:26Good.
31:27Yeah.
31:28Yeah.
31:29You can have all the benefits.
31:31Yeah.
31:32I'll leave you the family allowance book.
31:34Oh, so as funny as a Chrissie.
31:37Just see how far they get you.
31:39You're always telling me I can't make it stretch.
31:42Go away.
31:43I need a suitcase.
31:51It isn't big enough.
31:57My clothes are in the wardrobe.
31:59All right, great.
32:12Right.
32:13I need that.
32:15Just remember this.
32:16You made me go.
32:17I won't forget it.
32:18Don't.
32:19I won't.
32:19Good.
32:20Fine.
32:20All right.
32:21Right.
32:21Just so long as you know.
32:26I'll take the kids if you want.
32:27I don't want anything from you, especially the pressures you give me.
32:34You'd think I was the only man round here without a sodden job.
32:36Take a look around you, girl.
32:38We formed a majority round here.
32:40Only some fellas are lucky enough to have wives who recognise that fact.
32:43Oh, right.
32:44Right.
32:44If that's what you really believe, I'm finished.
32:47I thought you were finished anyway.
32:48You don't pack your suitcases to go to the shops.
32:50What would be the point of going to the shops?
32:53Oh, you're right.
32:53You're right.
32:54You're so right.
32:55Don't go to the shops.
32:56Go to frigging hell.
32:57Oh, you're right.
33:27I don't need your help.
33:34I don't want you here.
33:35What are you doing coming here?
33:37I heard about you and Logo.
33:39So?
33:41So, I know what to do.
33:43George.
33:44I've been through all that with a draw before.
33:45Thanks, Angie.
33:47I'm becoming an expert.
33:48Bless.
33:49Yeah, on other people's behalf, but not mine.
33:51Do you hear?
33:52Aye, aye, Chrissie.
33:54Don't mean to shout.
33:55Look, Uncle George, you come first.
33:59When you're not well, you yourself come first.
34:02I'm telling you this for your own good.
34:04Oh, son of a...
34:05No, Chrissie's right.
34:09If I'm going to be treated like a sick man, I will be a sick man.
34:13Yeah.
34:13And if you carry on like this...
34:15I know.
34:18It's the ambulance.
34:19People are always doing this for me.
34:22It's out of the goodness of the house.
34:24Come on.
34:25I'm okay now.
34:26Come on.
34:30It'll be all right, Angie.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Yeah.
34:32Yeah, and don't you worry, eh?
34:34Yeah.
34:34I'll sort it out, no sweat.
34:36Yeah, but there'll be two of those fellas with you in that office.
34:39Yeah, well, son.
34:41Get everything off, Pat, before you go in.
34:45Take care, Dee.
34:46All right, so now, mate.
34:47Come on.
34:47What the hell is it?
34:49Great.
34:49All right, son.
34:52Where's the other half?
34:53Back in the bed.
34:54I fucking told you.
34:56Back in the bed.
34:57It's not just family with George, is it?
35:09He does that for everyone, doesn't he?
35:12Yeah, the old estate.
35:15All creeds and denominations.
35:17Cripples, failures, and headbangers.
35:19Open house.
35:21And what does he get for it, eh?
35:22What's his reward?
35:23He gets so sick, he's never going to get better,
35:25and he loses his youngest son.
35:28Thank you, almighty God.
35:30You work in mysterious ways, all right.
35:33And none of them are worth a wank.
35:35You wouldn't have said that once.
35:39Yeah, well, even altar boys grow up, Angie.
35:42If you've ever believed in something,
35:44really believed in it,
35:45and then you suddenly find out it's not worth believing in,
35:48all you want to do is kick it till it's dead,
35:50but you know that, don't you?
35:52That's the way you feel about me.
35:54You give me no option at times.
36:00Nah.
36:01I'm the one with no option.
36:04Me dad used to say to me,
36:05don't get mad, get even.
36:08I can't even get mad these days.
36:09Oh, you leave it as well.
36:18Oh, we're both leaving now, are we?
36:19I'm going to see a man about a job.
36:22Then I'm going to pick the kids up from school.
36:24Get some practice in for when you're not here.
36:26lerini.
36:28I'm going to pick you up.
36:30I'm going to pick you up.
36:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:48Oh, oh, oh.
36:50Oh, oh, oh, oh.
36:51Oh.
36:52Hi there. Remember me?
37:06By the powers invested in me.
37:08Got it in one. Well done.
37:09It was nothing. What do you want?
37:11You. I've got to follow you around.
37:13You and Logman. Not really.
37:15You don't happen to know where he is, do you?
37:16I'd be fairly grateful if you kept together.
37:18It'd make my job a lot easier.
37:19This is a joke. I can supply it a punchline.
37:22It's not a joke. It's an outright madness.
37:25Now, let's see. There are two of you and there's only one of me.
37:27So if you insist on not being together, then I'll have to follow you in turns.
37:31Who do you think should go first?
37:33Do you want to toss for it?
37:35Oh, by the way, I won't be working nights or weekends.
37:37What is all this about?
37:40You know, on Christmas Day in the First World War,
37:44when the enemy troops on both sides got together in no man's land
37:47and made friends and played football.
37:52And just for once, they forgot about the absolute lunacy
37:55of what they were doing to each other.
37:57Yeah.
37:59Well, this is it, pal.
38:01This is Christmas Day.
38:04Oh, and, erm...
38:06Don't worry, because I know something you don't know.
38:09Before long, we're both going back behind the lines.
38:19Happy New Year, pal.
38:20Happy New Year, pal.
38:35No.
38:35This is Donald Moss.
38:44Here's my warrant card.
38:47A little tin badge.
38:52Here's my office keys.
38:57And here's my plastic government-eshoe briefcase.
39:01Signing off.
39:10Oh, and, er...
39:12Here's the keys to the car.
39:20Soon we'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:22I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:23I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:24I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:24I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:25I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:25I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:26I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:27I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:28I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:29I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:30I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:31I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:32I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:33I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:34I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:35I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:36I'll be back on the counter in Wigan.
39:37Oh, shit.
40:07Oh, yeah, sweet.
40:14Hey, you want to call this?
40:16Bye!
40:38But why me?
40:39What about them?
40:40You're not prissy.
40:41What?
40:43Forget it.
41:07Still not speaking to me, eh?
41:37Well, at least that's one question answered.
41:49I thought you might have had some comments to make, you know, about what happened earlier.
41:52You know, with Malloy.
41:54Even if it was just to express your disgust or contempt or...
41:58I'd rather be starving.
41:59Oh, great. Just like a woman, eh?
42:02This afternoon, it was my fault we were starving.
42:05But tonight, you'd rather starve.
42:07Not that you have, though.
42:09Does it amuse you not to make my tea and then sit and sob for three hours?
42:14Oh, the best bit, though, is putting the kids to bed without sending them in to me.
42:18Leprosy as well, eh?
42:19I hate you!
42:21Of course you do.
42:23But it's all right, I don't mind.
42:25Because you don't know anything about anything.
42:27You!
42:28You don't know your arse from a hole in the ground.
42:30You think that life is like the inside of a Wendy house.
42:33And I'm only there to look after the dolls!
42:35You fuck!
42:36Stop!
42:41Oh, yeah.
42:43You as well, eh?
42:45Yeah, well, go on then, why not, eh?
42:48One free shot.
42:50Yeah.
42:51Me as well, me as well, eh?
42:52Why?
42:53God's sake, for once in your life, why don't you stand up for yourself?
43:06Will you fight back?
43:10Fight back!
43:11Fight back!
43:14Fight back!
43:27It's all right, Justine.
43:29Me and Mummy are just playing at wrestling.
43:32That mummy's winning.
43:33Hey, come on...
43:34Come on.
43:35Come on!
43:36We're only playing!
43:37Shhh!
43:38Come on...
43:39Come on, we're only playing.
43:40Shhh...
43:41Come on, we're only playing!
43:42Shhh...
43:43Come on, where are we, Clark?
44:03She's asleep.
44:08And that's my last cigarette.
44:13It's all right, I've stopped smoking.
44:18So have I.
44:21Well, that's what I call a quick decision.
44:28I'm not picking it up.
44:30Neither am I.
44:31You threw it.
44:32Well, you've never caught it.
44:33My dad's bigger than your dad.
44:35I've got a big brother.
44:37I can fight him.
44:39Anyway, he's in Australia.
44:43I'm not making friends.
44:52You're not funny.
44:55I'm not laughing.
44:57I thought you'd stopped.
45:07Yeah, well, I've started again.
45:10No willpower, have you?
45:11Oh, sod off, Chrissie.
45:16I used to think you were funny, but not anymore.
45:18Isn't it strange?
45:19I feel exactly the opposite about you.
45:22You're becoming more hysterical by the minute.
45:29Just like the home life of our gracious queen.
45:32Shut up!
45:37I'm going to bed.
45:38Is there an invitation?
45:47Obviously not.
46:08I don't care.
46:09I think you're a kid in a room cannot live through.
46:14All right.
46:15Damn.
46:21I'm starting to place on once in a while.
46:24Oh.
46:26No!
46:29Eva.
46:30like this.
46:48.
46:57I can't beat the memories you gave me, I can't beat the memories you gave me, take one fresh
47:17and tender kiss, ah, the stolen night off clear, can't beat the memories you gave to me.
47:47And you just want to see before that.
48:04운� souls
48:08I can't beat the memories you gave me, I can't beat the memories you gave me
48:12I can't beat the memories you gave me, I can't beat the memories you gave me
48:15Frigget. Frigget!
48:45What? It's nearly seven o'clock. Do you know that?
49:03Yeah, but...
49:10You went out last night.
49:13I know. If you went for a drink, I'll never talk to you again.
49:18Promises, promises.
49:23No, I wanna talk. You are doing. No!
49:28I haven't slept.
49:31I came up last night and you were fast.
49:34I was pretending. I heard you, but I was pretending.
49:38So was I. I never came up.
49:42Oh, Angie. Angie, Angie!
49:52Angie, this is our life.
49:55I don't wish I was dead.
50:00But this is how it is at the moment.
50:03This is the way of our life.
50:06Oh, you don't have to go all miserable and bastard-like and fight with me.
50:10You have been drinking.
50:13I had a job, Angie.
50:16It wasn't a bad job and I was good at it.
50:19I laid the roads, girl. I laid the roads.
50:25Motorways, lay-bys, country lanes.
50:31Chrissy.
50:34No, let me finish.
50:37I could tamper and grit like nobody you ever saw.
50:40Nobody put the black stuff down quite like me.
50:44Yeah, but I lost that job.
50:47Was it all right? I deserved to lose it.
50:50I was a dickhead.
50:52But haven't we all been at one time or another?
50:54Haven't we all woken up the next morning and gone,
50:56Oh, Jesus, did I do that?
51:01Yeah, well, once you could get away with it.
51:04But not now.
51:07Nah, that's the problem.
51:14I am 28 years old, Chrissy.
51:20What's that got to do with...?
51:21No, look, let me finish, all right?
51:26I am 28 years old.
51:30I married you when I was 17.
51:33I was a mother at 18.
51:36Now, I'm not blaming you for that.
51:39I'm not. It takes two to tango.
51:42But I'm a person.
51:49I live and breathe and fart after five logs and limes.
51:53I have a mind up here and it's screaming Chrissy.
51:58I mean, it can't take much more.
52:02I mean, it was never much fun early on.
52:06How could it be?
52:08Babies and sick and nappies and no sleep at night.
52:13It's not like you imagine it to be.
52:15It's not like it is in the woman's zone, but...
52:19But I loved you.
52:22I loved the kids.
52:24I like the past tense with me.
52:28Oh, no, no, no, no!
52:30You never listen to me!
52:33The thing...
52:35The thing...
52:37Oh!
52:39I've never had a life outside of you and Justine and Clare.
52:42That's all.
52:43But, I mean, I was going to. I was gonna do a lot.
52:46Back to college, job of me own, out in the world.
52:49Hi, Angie.
52:51This was gonna be my time.
52:52What's happened instead, we're not...
52:55We're not even living hand-to-mouth.
52:58All down to me, eh?
53:00What's happened instead, we're not...
53:02We're not even living hand-to-mouth.
53:04All down to me, eh?
53:05Good old Chrissie done it again.
53:06No!
53:07Absolute...
53:08What's happened instead, we're not...
53:10We're not even living hand-to-mouth.
53:13All down to me, eh?
53:15Good old Chrissie done it again.
53:16No!
53:18Absolute...
53:19Wrapped, Angie!
53:20Don't look at me as if you're...
53:22You're not going to college.
53:23Don't look at me as if you've got no life.
53:24Don't!
53:25You, you, you, you, you never listen to me.
53:28You've got no life.
53:29You've got no life.
53:30You've got no life.
53:31Don't!
53:32You, you, you, you, you never listen to me!
53:35What is there to listen to?
53:37Oh, so that's what you think, is it?
53:39That's how much you know.
53:40And I'm the one who's supposed to know nothing.
53:42Well, not stood against you, I'm not.
53:44Oh, behave yourself.
53:45You're not even making sense!
53:47What sense is there to make Chrissie?
53:49What is it?
53:50What is there?
53:52What did I dream of and where is it?
53:54And what about them?
53:55What about the kids?
53:57What are they going to be doing in ten years' time?
53:58Are they still going to be wearing hand-me-downs at 18 and 20?
54:02What did we bring them up for?
54:04What is the point of living our lives when...
54:08When you get up in the morning and it's all downhill from then on?
54:12Two ounces of Span and a quarter of Braun and any st...
54:15Look.
54:17Look.
54:21Look.
54:22Yeah, well, walk on one leg, you'll be all right.
54:26Listen.
54:27It's not funny.
54:29It is not friggin' funny.
54:31I've had enough of that.
54:32If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
54:34I've heard it for years.
54:35This...
54:37Stupid sodden city's full of it.
54:39Well, why don't you cry?
54:42Why don't you scream?
54:43Why don't you fight back, you bastard?
54:45Fight back!
54:47They're knocking the shite and stuffing out of you, Chrissie Todd,
54:49and if you haven't had enough, I have!
54:51And what do you think it's like for me, eh?
54:57A second-class citizen.
55:00A second-rate man.
55:03With no money and no job and no...
55:07No...
55:09Police!
55:11Tell her to the kids, Chrissie.
55:15Tell her to the cupboards and the fridge.
55:17See how full your words can make them.
55:22And when you've done that, make breakfast.
55:25And if you do, you'll have found a job.
55:29Because you'll be a sodden magician.
55:32Yeah.
55:34I'll fill them.
55:36You see if I don't, I'll fill them.
55:39And I hope you sodden enjoy it.
55:47I'm just kidding.
56:09Let go of it!
56:10What are you doing?
56:12What are you doing?
56:14What are you doing?
56:16She's not doing anything. Just get them down the stairs.
56:18You've been hurting them.
56:20No, get in. Just get in, all right?
56:34There you are.
56:36Chicken fella, we can all the pigeon pie you can eat.
56:40Goose on Sundays.
56:43Christy, don't.
56:45Jesus, don't!
57:10Oh...
57:11Oh...
57:21Hey, somebody better...
57:51...washed the blood off that rabbit.
58:21...washed the blood off that rabbit.
58:51...washed the blood off that rabbit.
59:21...washed the blood off that rabbit.
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