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[E02] Tatsuki Fujimoto 17-26 | English Dub | Closed Caption
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Why is it that my stomach flutters at the mere sight of Ms. Kawaguchi?
00:12
Let's try solving question number two.
00:14
Why do I want to see her so desperately that I'm attending voluntary spring break lessons?
00:20
Why is it that just looking at her makes my heart beat that much faster?
00:25
It must be because Ms. Kawaguchi is Athena or Artemis.
00:33
That's it. Ms. Kawaguchi is a god.
00:38
If she really is a god, then it all makes sense.
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Why do I always think about Ms. Kawaguchi before I go to bed?
00:48
And why does she frequently appear in my dreams?
00:53
It's because she's a god.
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I can't think of another plausible reason why she could do such things that are beyond human comprehension.
01:09
You've completed the proof. Any questions?
01:11
God.
01:26
Well, I didn't do what I wanted to do.
01:27
God.
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God.
01:46
Terrorist!
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Terrorist! Terrorist!
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I'm not a terrorist!
01:52
No, listen!
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This is... it's not like that.
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You've all got it wrong!
01:58
Everyone shut up!
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Shut up and sit down!
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Or I'll shoot all of you!
02:07
Good.
02:09
Now let's be very quiet.
02:10
Damn brats.
02:13
What do you...
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Tell us what it is that you want!
02:18
You don't remember me, Chaiiko Kamaguchi?
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We went to the same high school.
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We were classmates.
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I am here to sentence you for your crimes.
02:29
That got good crates.
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I was a shoo-in for Tokyo University.
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But then it all went to shit.
02:37
My life was ruined.
02:38
All because you rejected me!
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You cost me everything, but never faced any consequences.
02:50
That doesn't make sense.
02:52
And that's why I had to take matters into my own hands!
02:54
You...
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You...
03:01
You...
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You're Kuano, right?
03:05
Kuano, we were in the same class in our second year of high school.
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Correct!
03:12
Wait, no!
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You're guilty!
03:15
You can...
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You can do anything you want to me.
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I just ask that you don't hurt any of my students.
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Anything...
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He wants?
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Anything...
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That he wants?
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Huh?
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I...
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I can...
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I can do anything I want.
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All right, then.
04:01
Have sex with me.
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Gah!
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S...
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Huh?
04:05
Wait, no!
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I didn't...
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I...
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Did I just...
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Say sex?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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Sex?
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No, I'm gonna get anything.
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Oh, God!
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Please!
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Help me!
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Okay.
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I'll do it.
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But please promise to leave my students unharmed.
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Yes!
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Miss Kawakuchi...
04:38
Miss Kawakuchi...
04:39
Miss Kawakuchi...
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Having sex?
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My goddess...
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And that filthy man...
04:46
Having sex?
04:49
What...
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Is this feeling?
04:53
I don't want Miss Kawakuchi to have sex.
04:58
I can't...
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Stand the thought of it!
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No!
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You can't have sex with Miss Kawakuchi!
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What did you just say?
05:09
He's screwed.
05:10
Sasaki?
05:11
Sasaki!
05:12
Sasaki!
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Sit back down!
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Who are you to march in like this?
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I'd never let Miss Kawakuchi be defiled by such filth like you!
05:20
Sasaki!
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Sit down!
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I'm begging you!
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Please sit back down!
05:25
Miss Kawakuchi...
05:27
You don't have to agree to this!
05:29
Sex should be between two people who love each other!
05:32
Stop it!
05:34
Don't be a hero!
05:35
Sit back down!
05:37
You should listen to her and shut up, alright?
05:40
I have to be a hero!
05:42
No one else in here is going to speak up for her!
05:45
And I don't want Miss Kawakuchi to have sex!
05:48
What is your problem?
05:54
Why does someone always have to get in my way?
06:03
I'll probably get shot in a moment.
06:07
I'm sure it's gonna hurt like hell.
06:12
It's as though time is moving in slow motion.
06:17
Is my life about to flash before my eyes?
06:20
I don't want to die.
06:23
But I don't want Miss Kawakuchi having sex either.
06:27
Miss Kawakuchi...
06:31
When did I start to think she was a god anyway?
06:35
I...
06:37
That's it.
06:41
I remember.
06:51
You're the only one who hasn't turned in the Future Plans Essay, Sasaki.
06:58
I'm sorry.
07:00
When I tell people, they just make fun of me.
07:03
So I'd rather not say.
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You'll never know until you try it.
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I won't tell a soul.
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Go on.
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Let's give it a shot.
07:12
Let's give it a shot.
07:14
I want to become an astronaut and land on the moon.
07:23
My dad was an astronaut.
07:29
He died before he could make it to space.
07:33
He always said that when he died, he'd go to the moon.
07:37
He said he'd be the first Japanese person to ever do that.
07:40
And he was never afraid of dying.
07:43
So, if I go to the moon, I'll get to see him again.
07:50
You see, my dad always told the truth.
07:52
But whenever I share this story, everyone laughs at me.
08:00
They say it's not true.
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That there's no way my father's on the moon.
08:04
They act like I'm making it up.
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But how would they know if he's there?
08:15
That's why I'm going to the moon.
08:18
To find out for myself if my dad's there.
08:21
It's okay.
08:32
Did you know that I'm actually a god?
08:37
Are you making fun of me too?
08:39
But I'm just saying the exact same thing that you are.
08:42
People have their own unique reality.
08:45
They just can't help but compare themselves to others' lives through their own lens.
08:49
Speaking from what's common sense to me,
08:52
I tend not to think that your dad could be on the moon either.
08:56
But the chance of that isn't zero.
08:59
There's no such thing as a zero percent chance.
09:02
It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages,
09:06
so we pretend they're zero instead.
09:09
I fully support your dream of becoming an astronaut.
09:13
Meet your dad on the moon.
09:16
And change my definition of common sense.
09:19
There's no such thing as a zero percent chance.
09:43
It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages,
09:47
so we pretend they're zero instead.
09:53
How?
09:54
Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
10:04
Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
10:11
Sasaki, you stopped a bullet!
10:13
But...
10:16
...
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But...
10:17
What...
10:18
What...
10:19
What the hell?
10:20
What the...
10:22
The hell are you?
10:25
...
10:26
This isn't over yet.
10:28
Actually, far from it.
10:32
The possibility of Miss Koaguchi having sex...
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... RESPASSE
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...is still a probability.
10:38
what am i what am i you ask you really want to know you want to know exactly what i am
10:50
i am voila i'm from the future and since i'm from the future i knew the trajectory
11:00
of this very bullet there's no way you can't be from the future that doesn't make it
11:10
but it it's impossible that doesn't make sense
11:17
well Sasaki just stopped the bullet Sasaki just stopped the bullet it's because i'm from the future
11:27
uh tell me then what happens to me i'm sure i'll end up in jail and when i get out in a decade
11:48
my criminal record will prevent me from finding a job
11:50
i'll end up homeless and then eventually i'll die as a virgin
12:00
i see he's doing it too um well he's jumping to conclusions
12:10
in the future in the very near future you are arrested like they're basic facts
12:18
you're released from prison in around 10 years when he doesn't know crap
12:23
and then thanks to what you learn in there you get into tokyo university
12:32
you marry a woman you meet at a job while still in school you have four children you start your own
12:38
business and succeed a few years past your children get married they give you grandchildren the misery
12:43
that you feel right now is only temporary you're lying that that that's impossible you are a liar
12:56
because that can't be true i don't believe it it can't be true as if you know you haven't seen what i've
13:04
seen
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then what do i do about miss kawaguchi
13:18
you decide not to have sex with miss kawaguchi
13:22
by doing so you're saving your virginity and then in the future women will be drawn to you
13:28
that's what happens
13:32
please kuwano
13:36
you're right
13:42
i'll give it a shot i'll study in prison
13:45
hello
13:57
do you copy
13:59
i copy sasaki
14:02
it's been too long how's the moon it certainly has been a while miss kawaguchi
14:07
the moon i can't put it into words it's breathtaking did you find your dad up there
14:14
no i did not but i'm okay with that because now i'm the first japanese person to land on the moon
14:23
miss kawaguchi there's something i always wanted to ask you
14:27
it's about that shooting at school
14:34
you know how i stopped that bullet it's been on my mind a lot by some miracle i stopped a bullet
14:40
but according to the laws of physics my hands should have sustained serious injuries
14:45
i realized that while i was at my university
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so what i'm getting at is
14:51
it was your tremendous power that enabled me to stop that bullet
14:58
you're a god aren't you miss kawaguchi
15:05
i told you i was a god during our one-on-one meeting
15:10
that would mean i was the one who stopped that bullet
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miss are you making fun of me
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i realize that back then and also right now i can stop bullets
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it's just common sense
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here we
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you
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you
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i
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i
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play
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i
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i
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you
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oh
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no
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you
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i
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Zero, one, all year, no
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See you soon, beyond our moon
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See what's real, could love you, no, no
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Hold on, breathe again
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Flow
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Inhale, exhale
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