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00:00Why is it that my stomach flutters at the mere sight of Ms. Kawaguchi?
00:12Let's try solving question number two.
00:14Why do I want to see her so desperately that I'm attending voluntary spring break lessons?
00:20Why is it that just looking at her makes my heart beat that much faster?
00:25It must be because Ms. Kawaguchi is Athena or Artemis.
00:33That's it. Ms. Kawaguchi is a god.
00:38If she really is a god, then it all makes sense.
00:43Why do I always think about Ms. Kawaguchi before I go to bed?
00:48And why does she frequently appear in my dreams?
00:53It's because she's a god.
00:55I can't think of another plausible reason why she could do such things that are beyond human comprehension.
01:09You've completed the proof. Any questions?
01:11God.
01:26Well, I didn't do what I wanted to do.
01:27God.
01:28God.
01:46Terrorist!
01:49Terrorist! Terrorist!
01:51I'm not a terrorist!
01:52No, listen!
01:54This is... it's not like that.
01:56You've all got it wrong!
01:58Everyone shut up!
02:00Shut up and sit down!
02:02Or I'll shoot all of you!
02:07Good.
02:09Now let's be very quiet.
02:10Damn brats.
02:13What do you...
02:15Tell us what it is that you want!
02:18You don't remember me, Chaiiko Kamaguchi?
02:21We went to the same high school.
02:23We were classmates.
02:24I am here to sentence you for your crimes.
02:29That got good crates.
02:31I was a shoo-in for Tokyo University.
02:34But then it all went to shit.
02:37My life was ruined.
02:38All because you rejected me!
02:43You cost me everything, but never faced any consequences.
02:50That doesn't make sense.
02:52And that's why I had to take matters into my own hands!
02:54You...
02:59You...
03:01You...
03:02You're Kuano, right?
03:05Kuano, we were in the same class in our second year of high school.
03:09Correct!
03:12Wait, no!
03:14You're guilty!
03:15You can...
03:25You can do anything you want to me.
03:28I just ask that you don't hurt any of my students.
03:34Anything...
03:35He wants?
03:39Anything...
03:40That he wants?
03:41Huh?
03:44I...
03:45I can...
03:46I can do anything I want.
03:59All right, then.
04:01Have sex with me.
04:03Gah!
04:04S...
04:04Huh?
04:05Wait, no!
04:06I didn't...
04:07I...
04:07Did I just...
04:08Say sex?
04:09Hey!
04:10Hey!
04:11Sex?
04:13No, I'm gonna get anything.
04:16Oh, God!
04:17Please!
04:18Help me!
04:24Okay.
04:27I'll do it.
04:30But please promise to leave my students unharmed.
04:34Yes!
04:37Miss Kawakuchi...
04:38Miss Kawakuchi...
04:39Miss Kawakuchi...
04:41Having sex?
04:42My goddess...
04:44And that filthy man...
04:46Having sex?
04:49What...
04:50Is this feeling?
04:53I don't want Miss Kawakuchi to have sex.
04:58I can't...
05:00Stand the thought of it!
05:03No!
05:04You can't have sex with Miss Kawakuchi!
05:07What did you just say?
05:09He's screwed.
05:10Sasaki?
05:11Sasaki!
05:12Sasaki!
05:13Sit back down!
05:14Who are you to march in like this?
05:17I'd never let Miss Kawakuchi be defiled by such filth like you!
05:20Sasaki!
05:22Sit down!
05:23I'm begging you!
05:24Please sit back down!
05:25Miss Kawakuchi...
05:27You don't have to agree to this!
05:29Sex should be between two people who love each other!
05:32Stop it!
05:34Don't be a hero!
05:35Sit back down!
05:37You should listen to her and shut up, alright?
05:40I have to be a hero!
05:42No one else in here is going to speak up for her!
05:45And I don't want Miss Kawakuchi to have sex!
05:48What is your problem?
05:54Why does someone always have to get in my way?
06:03I'll probably get shot in a moment.
06:07I'm sure it's gonna hurt like hell.
06:12It's as though time is moving in slow motion.
06:17Is my life about to flash before my eyes?
06:20I don't want to die.
06:23But I don't want Miss Kawakuchi having sex either.
06:27Miss Kawakuchi...
06:31When did I start to think she was a god anyway?
06:35I...
06:37That's it.
06:41I remember.
06:51You're the only one who hasn't turned in the Future Plans Essay, Sasaki.
06:58I'm sorry.
07:00When I tell people, they just make fun of me.
07:03So I'd rather not say.
07:05You'll never know until you try it.
07:08I won't tell a soul.
07:10Go on.
07:11Let's give it a shot.
07:12Let's give it a shot.
07:14I want to become an astronaut and land on the moon.
07:23My dad was an astronaut.
07:29He died before he could make it to space.
07:33He always said that when he died, he'd go to the moon.
07:37He said he'd be the first Japanese person to ever do that.
07:40And he was never afraid of dying.
07:43So, if I go to the moon, I'll get to see him again.
07:50You see, my dad always told the truth.
07:52But whenever I share this story, everyone laughs at me.
08:00They say it's not true.
08:02That there's no way my father's on the moon.
08:04They act like I'm making it up.
08:10But how would they know if he's there?
08:15That's why I'm going to the moon.
08:18To find out for myself if my dad's there.
08:21It's okay.
08:32Did you know that I'm actually a god?
08:37Are you making fun of me too?
08:39But I'm just saying the exact same thing that you are.
08:42People have their own unique reality.
08:45They just can't help but compare themselves to others' lives through their own lens.
08:49Speaking from what's common sense to me,
08:52I tend not to think that your dad could be on the moon either.
08:56But the chance of that isn't zero.
08:59There's no such thing as a zero percent chance.
09:02It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages,
09:06so we pretend they're zero instead.
09:09I fully support your dream of becoming an astronaut.
09:13Meet your dad on the moon.
09:16And change my definition of common sense.
09:19There's no such thing as a zero percent chance.
09:43It's just that we're too lazy to bother with minuscule percentages,
09:47so we pretend they're zero instead.
09:53How?
09:54Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
10:04Sasaki just stopped a bullet.
10:11Sasaki, you stopped a bullet!
10:13But...
10:16...
10:16But...
10:17What...
10:18What...
10:19What the hell?
10:20What the...
10:22The hell are you?
10:25...
10:26This isn't over yet.
10:28Actually, far from it.
10:32The possibility of Miss Koaguchi having sex...
10:36... RESPASSE
10:37...is still a probability.
10:38what am i what am i you ask you really want to know you want to know exactly what i am
10:50i am voila i'm from the future and since i'm from the future i knew the trajectory
11:00of this very bullet there's no way you can't be from the future that doesn't make it
11:10but it it's impossible that doesn't make sense
11:17well Sasaki just stopped the bullet Sasaki just stopped the bullet it's because i'm from the future
11:27uh tell me then what happens to me i'm sure i'll end up in jail and when i get out in a decade
11:48my criminal record will prevent me from finding a job
11:50i'll end up homeless and then eventually i'll die as a virgin
12:00i see he's doing it too um well he's jumping to conclusions
12:10in the future in the very near future you are arrested like they're basic facts
12:18you're released from prison in around 10 years when he doesn't know crap
12:23and then thanks to what you learn in there you get into tokyo university
12:32you marry a woman you meet at a job while still in school you have four children you start your own
12:38business and succeed a few years past your children get married they give you grandchildren the misery
12:43that you feel right now is only temporary you're lying that that that's impossible you are a liar
12:56because that can't be true i don't believe it it can't be true as if you know you haven't seen what i've
13:04seen
13:13then what do i do about miss kawaguchi
13:18you decide not to have sex with miss kawaguchi
13:22by doing so you're saving your virginity and then in the future women will be drawn to you
13:28that's what happens
13:32please kuwano
13:36you're right
13:42i'll give it a shot i'll study in prison
13:45hello
13:57do you copy
13:59i copy sasaki
14:02it's been too long how's the moon it certainly has been a while miss kawaguchi
14:07the moon i can't put it into words it's breathtaking did you find your dad up there
14:14no i did not but i'm okay with that because now i'm the first japanese person to land on the moon
14:23miss kawaguchi there's something i always wanted to ask you
14:27it's about that shooting at school
14:34you know how i stopped that bullet it's been on my mind a lot by some miracle i stopped a bullet
14:40but according to the laws of physics my hands should have sustained serious injuries
14:45i realized that while i was at my university
14:48so what i'm getting at is
14:51it was your tremendous power that enabled me to stop that bullet
14:58you're a god aren't you miss kawaguchi
15:05i told you i was a god during our one-on-one meeting
15:10that would mean i was the one who stopped that bullet
15:16miss are you making fun of me
15:21i realize that back then and also right now i can stop bullets
15:28it's just common sense
15:39here we
15:42you
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15:56play
15:56i
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15:58you
16:00oh
16:02no
16:02you
16:04i
16:06Zero, one, all year, no
16:10See you soon, beyond our moon
16:24See what's real, could love you, no, no
16:32Hold on, breathe again
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16:44Inhale, exhale
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