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00:00Each, he scores!
00:02Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
00:08Having a good night?
00:10That's nice.
00:12I think there's still time for a head-track.
00:14Should I do now or wait a second?
00:16I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
00:20Rosanoff scores!
00:22Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
00:25The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
00:30The
00:55Again, my bones, my things, my daily things
01:01It's the calendar page again
01:03Take this light, take it easy on me
01:08It's just a light, it's just a light
01:11Take this light, take it easy on me
01:15It's just a light, it's just a light
01:18It's just a light, it's just a light
01:20My own enemy, not as good as we've been
01:37It's the dirtiest place in the world
01:40I can't just hold me on this moment
01:46This night I've got to tell you
01:50Take it easy on me
01:52It's just a light, it's just a light
01:55It's just a light on my face
01:56Take this light, take it easy on me
01:59It's just a light, it's just a light
02:02It's just a light on my face
02:03For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal Metros are hoisting the MLH Cup
02:08What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander
02:11Oh!
02:21Ooh!
02:22Ooh!
02:26Ooh!
02:32Ooh!
02:32All right, Shane, you're good?
02:52You're ready to go?
02:53Yes.
02:53Am I watching?
02:54Let's do the same thing we can do, you guys.
02:55That's great, Shane.
02:56Over your shoulder.
02:57That's great, okay?
02:58Take a look at the camera.
02:59Directly to the camera.
03:00I'm already giving that phone.
03:02That's, yeah.
03:26You should have been there.
03:29Yes.
03:30Can we call it a dynasty?
03:33Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
03:39Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
03:43Bye.
03:48Take a look.
03:48Take it slow.
03:53Take it easy on me.
03:55Shed so wide.
04:04Shed so wide.
04:05Shed so wide.
04:06I like him.
04:30I think that he's a model of bullying because he was the worst player you've never seen.
04:34And no hand I can.
04:36That's the stuff, that's the money my friend.
05:04And I hope you don't want a bad man.
05:12She's what?
05:13Pregnant?
05:14Jackie's pregnant.
05:15Again?
05:16Jesus Christ man, you gotta work on your lying.
05:19Hey Hayden, what great news?
05:21Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
05:22No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome man.
05:25Really.
05:26Holy shit dude.
05:28Ruby!
05:29Emma!
05:30Slow down!
05:31I mean she's fucking boring man.
05:32Fair enough.
05:33Ruby?
05:34Ruby!
05:35Ruby!
05:36How do you know it's Ruby?
05:37Cause she's a beast.
05:38So?
05:39So what?
05:40So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
05:44Geez, hey you wanna get me pregnant too?
05:46I don't think I'm ready.
05:47I think I still have some good hockey left in there.
05:49You're an asshole.
05:50Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
05:52Was it Jennifer?
05:53Uh, Jessica.
05:54Jessica.
05:55You ever hit that?
05:56Don't say hit that.
05:57I'm sorry Virgin Mary.
05:59I'm not.
06:00Here.
06:01Tag.
06:02You are it.
06:03Let's go see Uncle Shane.
06:04Oh yeah.
06:05Look, I'm just saying man.
06:07If you ever do, you could like bring her around.
06:09You know?
06:10You could do couple stuff, it'd be fun.
06:11Or not.
06:12I mean, she's...
06:13I don't see her anymore.
06:14I think she's engaged or something.
06:16Fair enough.
06:17So, um...
06:19Jackie is this friend, right?
06:21Paid.
06:22What?
06:23Dude, she's fucking hot.
06:24She teaches like mommy yoga or something.
06:26I don't know.
06:27Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
06:28And she's funny.
06:29Swear jar two times.
06:30Oh fuck.
06:31Three.
06:32Okay, come on man.
06:33Why not?
06:34Can I just show you her Insta?
06:35Come on.
06:36Yes.
06:37But Jackie will be happy.
06:38We both have to make your wife happy now?
06:40Yeah, damn right we do.
06:41If you want her to keep making her gross food
06:42and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
06:44Oh Jesus Christ, maybe you're gonna kill her.
06:50Tell your dad to leave me alone.
06:54Um, excuse me?
06:55Are you Shane Hollander?
06:57Yeah.
06:58Oh my God.
06:59Can we get a picture with you?
07:01Um, I kinda had my hands full at the moment.
07:05Um, could you hold his baby for him please, so we can get a picture?
07:09Hold his baby.
07:12I'm sorry buddy.
07:14Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
07:16Four times.
07:17And second, oh wait, do I have all the kids?
07:20Oh, you're the worst one!
07:22You can't say stuff like that to her.
07:23It's true.
07:24And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
07:26Ding ding ding, we've hit five times, that's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
07:29Oh, come on.
07:30Nark!
07:31Nark!
07:32I'm getting in the sight of me.
07:34Way too late.
07:37But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
07:41Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
07:45This is my favorite place on earth.
07:46And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away.
07:50I'm ready.
07:51Well, maybe you decided to stay here to see...
07:54...and no matter what.
07:56Sorry.
07:57It's such a shame that I'm a little wrong.
08:00Mm.
08:01But he's really beautiful, yeah?
08:04You're right.
08:11You're right now?
08:13You're right now?
08:14You're right now?
08:15You're right now?
08:16No.
08:17You're right now.
08:20So, anything serious?
08:22No.
08:25Even with Jane?
08:27What?
08:28You've been preparing for several years.
08:29I thought it was something serious or something like that.
08:32No serious.
08:33No.
08:34No serious.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42No.
08:43Okay.
08:44Okay.
08:45Sash will give you a greeting.
08:46I'm out heading out for a bit.
08:47Cool.
08:48To meet a friend.
08:49Nice.
08:50I'll be back later.
08:51I won't wait up.
08:53i'm out heading out for a bit cool uh to meet a friend nice i'll be back later i won't wait up
09:06it's not like that it's just a friend so lily's just a buddy what yeah chill out man i know you
09:16text some girl named lily i don't okay go get laid weirdo or don't i don't care actually i hope you
09:24do you always play better after go fuck yourself oh i plan to probably more than once i love a hotel
09:28room gross bye
09:30oh yeah
09:46go ahead take my shoes off no you're taking
09:59wow wow this place is great did you get this built or do you know who did
10:13mr real estate that's not what i meant i just you think we need to talk no after
10:21oh
10:28oh
10:30oh
10:34oh
10:38oh
10:42oh
10:44oh
10:46oh
10:48oh
10:50oh
10:52oh
11:04oh
11:06oh
11:07oh
11:12oh
11:14oh
11:16I told Hayden.
11:18Is it your mother?
11:20No.
11:22No, he's not.
11:24Fuck off.
11:26Who cares what you told Hayden?
11:30Stay.
11:32No, he's not.
11:34Fuck off.
11:36Who cares what you told Hayden?
11:38Stay.
11:44Stay.
11:48Okay.
11:50Okay?
11:52Okay.
12:08Right now.
12:12I'm hungry.
12:14For what?
12:16For food, Prr no more.
12:18Hey.
12:32You like tuna melt?
12:34You want to make me tuna melt.
12:36I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
12:41You head to Florida after this, right?
12:44Yeah, right after the game.
12:45Tampa, then Sunrise, then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
12:49Ah, all the hot spots.
12:53Ginger oil good enough?
12:55Yeah, it's great.
12:57Good.
12:59Food will be ready soon.
13:03Jesus Christ.
13:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
13:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
13:10You did a season with him, right?
13:13He's not what you would think.
13:15How so?
13:17Like, he's quiet.
13:20Doesn't talk.
13:21Keeps to himself.
13:22Not bad guy.
13:23Doesn't make friends.
13:25Well, he gets traded every season.
13:27Tough to make friends that way.
13:29Probably he wants to get traded again.
13:31Buffalo is terrible.
13:32Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
13:37And people say you're not funny.
13:40They do?
13:41Yeah.
13:41They say you're boring, too.
13:43Who says that?
13:44Me.
13:47What's your favorite city to play in?
13:49On the road?
13:50I like New York.
13:52Guys, it's New York.
13:55They fucking hate me there.
13:56They hate you everywhere.
13:57No, not Florida.
14:00He's full of Boston people.
14:02And you?
14:05I like Ottawa, because it's my hometown.
14:08Toronto, Winnipeg.
14:09I think I'm happy they have a team again.
14:13What?
14:13Those boring answers?
14:14Yes.
14:16Well, I like the hot places, too.
14:19Hot, like weather hot.
14:21Oh, okay.
14:22LA is hot.
14:24Hot women.
14:24Yeah, sure.
14:27I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
14:31There is a girl I like you really much.
14:34Svetlana.
14:36Huh?
14:38She's a old friend from Russia.
14:41Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
14:45She knows everything about hockey.
14:49Cool.
14:49And she likes you very much.
14:52Oh?
14:54That's nice.
15:00So, she's like your girlfriend?
15:02No, no.
15:02Nothing like that.
15:04She's a old friend.
15:05Sometimes we fuck, but...
15:08She's busy these days.
15:10You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
15:13Sounds perfect for you.
15:16Yes, it's close to that.
15:18Right.
15:19But what?
15:23But it's nothing more than that.
15:25We're either of us.
15:28But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
15:32You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
15:34No, no, no.
15:36I think I will find someone else.
15:42But you know me.
15:44I'm lazy, so...
15:45I don't know if that's out of you at all.
15:54No, stay, stay.
15:56I'll get it.
15:56You like them?
16:09Yeah.
16:13Girls.
16:13Oh, yeah, sure.
16:17Of course I do.
16:20I never heard about you at girls.
16:23It's private.
16:26Right, private.
16:27I keep a lot of things private.
16:29Obviously.
16:30I like girls.
16:35Yeah, no shit.
16:37But I also like you.
16:40Lucky me.
16:42Not this person.
16:43Of course.
16:45Of course not.
16:45I'm boring.
16:47I bet you have a good mouth.
16:48What's up?
17:01Stressful, папа.
17:03Yeah, I got your message.
17:06I'll tell you about it.
17:08I told you about it.
17:08You told me it's not yesterday.
17:08Dad, Dad, where is Alexey?
17:15My brother, Alexey.
17:18Is he there with you?
17:20Are you there?
17:22Polina is there?
17:25Polina, it's your wife, Dad.
17:29Dad...
17:31Okay, calm down.
17:33I'll call him Alexey.
17:38I'll call him.
17:41Where are you?
17:43Come on, he's psychotic.
17:45I'll pay for you that you've been there with him.
18:00Are you still hungry?
18:02No, no, thank you. That was great.
18:04Good.
18:09How was your father?
18:14I speak Russian now.
18:16I know the word for father.
18:32I have no penser.
18:33But I owe you me.
18:34Right down.
18:35I haven't exposed her College.
18:36He probably doesn't lift up.
18:37I am willing to your move now.
18:38How would you� out?
18:39I might hear you.
18:40I feel like I don't know.
18:41I've checked for you myself.
18:42I
18:52You must take aowÄ….
20:55Fuck.
20:57Shane.
20:59Elliot.
21:01Oh.
21:03Oh.
21:07Oh.
21:09Oh.
21:11Oh.
21:21Oh.
21:23Oh.
21:25Oh.
21:27Oh.
21:29Oh.
21:31Oh.
21:33Oh.
21:35Oh.
21:37Oh.
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21:41Oh.
21:43Oh.
21:45Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:49Oh.
21:51Oh.
21:53Oh.
21:55Oh.
21:57Oh.
22:11Oh.
22:13Oh.
22:15Oh.
22:17Oh.
22:19Are we expecting someone else?
22:28Oh, no, it's just the three of us. Thank you.
22:32Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
22:34Rolex really wants you there.
22:36I think they're worried their box is too Tennessee, I think.
22:41Does that mean too white?
22:44I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
22:46I do.
22:47Well, you certainly love the money, and they're great seats.
22:49I mean, they're next to a prince.
22:50Or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
22:54I don't think I should skip training.
22:56Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
22:59I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
23:00All my time is scheduled.
23:01No, I just meant...
23:02I get, like, two weeks off a year.
23:03I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
23:05Trying to make conversation about what?
23:07Swedish politics?
23:09Okay.
23:10Can I get anyone a drink?
23:11We'll take this Chablis, please.
23:13Three glasses?
23:14I'll have a ginger ale, please.
23:16Oh, we don't have that.
23:17Sparkling water?
23:17Sure, thank you.
23:20I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
23:23No, I can't.
23:24Not during the season.
23:28Shane.
23:30Yeah?
23:31Is everything all right?
23:33Why, because I don't want wine?
23:34Well, you just seem tense.
23:36I'm fine.
23:37Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would
23:44be fun, and I think you should think about it.
23:47You could make a week of it.
23:48Go to a play, see Big Ben.
23:51You loved it when you were a kid.
23:52You guys should go.
23:53You'd have a great time.
23:55You're the tennis fan, Dad.
23:56They're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
23:59It's you they want.
24:00We're just the parents.
24:01You're the main attraction.
24:02Well, then I'll just lie.
24:04Tell them I'm coming.
24:05They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
24:08Honey, I don't want you to lie.
24:11That's not who you are.
24:16Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
24:18It's okay.
24:21Anything you want to talk about?
24:24Let's think about London.
24:26Maybe it could be fun.
24:27I'm just going to use the washroom.
24:28Swedish princess?
24:34I don't know.
24:45Hey, man.
24:46Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
24:49I was about to...
24:51Oh, bullshit.
24:51Get your ass to the my land, baby.
24:53My buddy, Francois, the chef.
24:54You remember him?
24:56Oh, yeah.
24:56He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
24:59JJ?
25:00The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
25:04All of them?
25:05I don't fucking know.
25:06Get down here.
25:07You remember the restaurant, right?
25:09Let's all booze?
25:10I don't know.
25:15Yes, you bitch.
25:20Good to see you.
25:21Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
25:25Tonight is our meat-up.
25:30Do you have any ginger ale?
25:32I mean, I do.
25:34But...
25:34Actually, just a beer, please.
25:36Whatever you have on tap.
25:37Shane Hollander.
25:38Whatever he wants here.
25:39You keep it, then.
25:50It's an honor.
25:57Cool crowd, huh?
25:58Shitty?
25:58A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
26:00Rose Landry is here, man.
26:02She is?
26:02Yeah.
26:03I might be needing another one of these.
26:05She's so cool.
26:26She's so cool.
26:29Are you here to help me finish these fries?
26:40The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
26:42I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
26:47Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
26:51I'm Rose, by the way.
26:53I'm Shane. I'm... wow, I'm a big fan.
26:56Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
27:00Really?
27:01I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
27:06I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
27:08Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
27:09I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
27:27Wow.
27:28By Bill Paxton.
27:29That is terrible.
27:31He was actually pretty nice to me.
27:33And it was good practice.
27:35Getting kidnapped?
27:35I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting right now.
27:42Fuck, you...
27:43You didn't hear that.
27:45No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
27:49My lips are sealed.
27:52Okay.
27:53Your turn.
27:56Well, I've never been kidnapped.
27:57I mean, there have been threats.
27:59No, not what I meant.
28:00Shane Hollander, eight years old.
28:05Paint me a picture.
28:10Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
28:14The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just having fun.
28:21Did it stop being fun?
28:22No, I mean, kind of.
28:27I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that makes sense.
28:35Yeah, it does.
28:38And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
28:44I wasn't the only one.
28:46There was one other.
28:49He hated me, though.
28:50I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
28:57And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
29:01I was all right.
29:05John tapped out at NCAA.
29:08But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
29:10That's amazing.
29:11He's an agent now, naturally.
29:14And Peter's in the AHL.
29:17Undrafted, but hey.
29:19Still not nothing.
29:19Not nothing I need.
29:23So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
29:28Uh, no.
29:28I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
29:33Underdark?
29:34Kidnapped?
29:34Come on.
29:35No.
29:36I fly a lot.
29:37I watch a lot of movies.
29:38No, that movie is so bad.
29:39It's not great.
29:40No, it's horrible.
29:41You're really good at it.
29:42I'm so bad at it.
29:43No, you're good.
29:44Well, I'm barely in it.
29:46I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
29:48Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
29:50Michigan, remember?
29:52Your winter doesn't scare me.
29:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while, sir?
30:05I'm your biggest brother?
30:06No, you're going to be in town.
30:07Ay!
30:08Don't want you to go on.
30:11Yeah.
30:11You're my love.
30:12Oh, my love.
30:13Take you inside.
30:14I'll show you I'm real.
30:16I'm real.
30:17Ay!
30:18Blocking a vem.
30:19Baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
30:21Push it a vem.
30:23Baby, you're gonna let me go.
30:25I will be taking you home.
30:26Roz, Roz, you gotta see this.
30:39Look at this shit, man.
30:42Show him.
30:45What's up?
30:46No.
30:47I know, right?
30:47She's like a huge fucking movie star.
30:49How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
30:51She's shooting a film in Montreal.
30:52How the fuck do you know that?
30:53It says it right there.
30:54The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
30:58I've never seen Rose this happy.
30:59The source goes on to say,
31:00I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Lansfield.
31:02And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
31:26That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
31:38Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
31:41No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
31:50but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love,
31:54as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X-Squad sequel.
31:59Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
32:03Well, it's hard to blame either one.
32:04They are definitely one hot couple.
32:06They are fine.
32:07Hey, I was watching that.
32:09Here.
32:11Oh, that!
32:13It's good, Rose.
32:14Oh, fuck.
32:16I stopped my talk.
32:18Okay, man.
32:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
32:27Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metro's will look to put some distance tonight
32:30between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
32:34But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
32:37Oh, fuck.
33:07Go get him, buddy.
33:28No rust.
33:30In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
33:37If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
33:41But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
33:44Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
33:54Fuck this shit.
33:55I'm dead.
33:56I need a good lead. Let's go out.
33:58Where?
34:00We're in Montreal. We find a fucking club.
34:04Delby Bowl!
34:05Morning.
34:07Good game tonight, babe?
34:34No, it wasn't.
34:36No, it wasn't. But you won.
34:38I need a beer.
34:39I bet you do.
34:40Did you watch the game, too?
34:41Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
34:45Miles, don't be terrible.
34:46I have no problem watching sweaty colors.
34:50Okay, I want to dance.
34:51I don't know. I'm beat.
34:53Come on, I never get to dance.
34:54Okay, that is a lie.
34:55Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
34:57Yeah, that makes two of us.
34:57Come on, Miles.
34:58Come on, get a champagne.
35:09Sorry about that.
35:10Can I have one more, please?
35:12All of the pictures.
35:21All of the pictures.
35:23All of the pictures.
35:23And I'm all mixed up, feeling cold and rushed
35:46They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
35:48Wanna fly her away, by the summer rain
35:51Coming out of my face, wish I will the shame
35:53When I stop and stare, don't worry me
35:56Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
35:58I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
36:01But it's driving me mad, going out of my head
36:04Running through my head, running through my head
36:09Running through my head, running through my head
36:13All the things you say
36:14This is my fault, I want my sin
36:19Running through my head, running through my head
36:26I gotta go to the bathroom
36:41Running through my head
36:42All the things you say, all the things you say
36:45Running through my head, running through my head
36:48Running through my head
36:49This is not enough
36:53This is not enough
37:00This is not enough
37:18This is not enough
37:23This is not enough
37:31I'm in serious shit
37:34I feel totally lost
37:36If I'm asking for help
37:38It's only begun
37:40Being with you
37:41Has opened my eyes
37:43Could I ever believe
37:45Such a perfect surprise
37:47I keep asking myself
37:49Wondering how
37:50I keep closing my eyes
37:53But I can't love you well
37:54Wanna fly to the place
37:56Where it's just you and me
37:58Nobody else
38:00We can be free
38:01All the things you say
38:03All the things you say
38:05Running through my head
38:06Running through my head
38:07Running through my head
38:09All the things you say
38:11All the things you say
38:12Running through my head
38:13Running through my head
38:15All the things you say
38:45This is not enough
38:49This is not enough
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