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00:00And everything's in place.
00:19You're absolutely sure about that.
00:22I don't want any cock-ups at the last minute.
00:25It's important.
00:27Very important.
00:29Everything needs to run like clockwork.
00:35Good.
00:37Well, how exciting is all of this?
00:42Oh, and, uh, well done, darling.
00:46I'm truly grateful.
00:49Yeah, okay.
00:51Ciao.
00:54Morning.
00:55Who was that?
00:56I've never heard you call anyone darling before.
00:59Just an old friend I've known for years.
01:02Uh, coffee?
01:03No, I best crack on.
01:05Are, uh, Joe and Dawn back yet?
01:07Oh, they're still in Edinburgh.
01:11Are you still up for helping out at the Christmas fair today?
01:13Try and stop me.
01:14As I said, it's very good PR for me.
01:17Yeah, it's also for a very good cause.
01:19The Hotton's Children Ward saved Evan's life, remember?
01:22How could I forget?
01:23How could I forget?
01:25And I've encouraged people to buy tickets for that very reason.
01:28Oh, and just so as you know, I want you to be on the same stall as me.
01:32I don't want to get lumbered with Nicola or Claudette.
01:36In fact, forget the cleaning.
01:40Come with me now.
01:42No, it just means I'll have more to do tomorrow.
01:44You go ahead.
01:46All right, well, maybe I'll have a coffee before I go.
01:48I did say you'd be there at ten and it's five past now already.
01:52All right, I'll skip the coffee.
01:54I'll see you down there in an hour.
01:57Hour and a half tops.
01:58Yeah, I'll be there.
02:00Thanks.
02:00Thanks.
02:00Thanks.
02:00Thanks.
02:06So it's work then?
02:08Yeah, it's all systems go, but we need to be careful.
02:11I know that.
02:19Oh, it's you.
02:22You thought it was Ray, didn't you?
02:24Of course I thought it was him.
02:25Every time I hear a noise, I think it's him.
02:26Whenever my phone goes, I think it's him.
02:28When my phone doesn't go, I'm checking it's not him.
02:30I can't bear this waiting.
02:32Look, my mum.
02:33I want to phone him.
02:35And say what?
02:35Get him to tell us where it is that we stand.
02:38I mean, we've already coughed up 20 grand.
02:40It's like we're being tortured.
02:41And then we've got this payday loan hanging over our heads.
02:45And it's this constant fear of, I don't know, somebody hammering on the door, demanding it back, threatening us.
02:49It's too much.
02:49It's all too much.
02:50Look, I know.
02:51And I'm sorry.
02:52I was desperate.
02:53Oh, no.
02:53I'm not having a go.
02:56I'm not.
02:56I get it.
02:57I'm just saying I don't know where we go from here.
03:00So do you want me to phone him?
03:03What do you think?
03:03I don't know.
03:05I'm not sure.
03:06Look, what if it riles him?
03:08He said he'd be in touch.
03:09But when?
03:10I know, but we only saw him yesterday, love.
03:12Maybe we just need to give him a little bit more time.
03:14I can't.
03:14I just can't.
03:15I feel like I'm going crazy.
03:17Right, then.
03:17And we need to contact him.
03:26I'll do it.
03:27At least they're on time.
03:45Are you nervous?
03:47A bit late for that, Sam.
03:51Good to see you again, Sam.
03:52How are you doing?
03:54All right.
03:55You must be the infamous Lydia.
03:56Oh, dear.
03:57Yeah, yeah.
03:57That's me.
03:59Very, very nice to meet you, Lydia.
04:01Now, I would introduce this ugly lot, but unfortunately, they don't have names because they're animals.
04:09So if I were you, Lydia, I would just keep them well looked after, and you should be okay.
04:14What's that, dogs I can hear?
04:15Oh, you're quick off the mark, Sam.
04:17Well, you know, actually, um, yeah, we thought we could do a bit of hair-coursing.
04:20What do you reckon?
04:23That's illegal.
04:24No.
04:25It's not, is it?
04:29Well, I won't tell if you don't tell.
04:31It's also a dead crow, I know.
04:38You know, we paid a lot of money to be here.
04:41I know.
04:42So, if you're not up to the task, I will be expecting a full refund.
04:52Look, will you give me and Sam a minute to discuss this?
04:54It won't take long.
04:59No!
05:00No, no, no, of course not.
05:01Please.
05:02Do what you have to do.
05:03There's no way I'm letting them do hair-coursing.
05:10Look, Sam, you said yourself you need the money.
05:12What were Christmas and everything?
05:13I don't change the fact that they can't do it.
05:16Okay.
05:17I'll sort it.
05:20How?
05:22I've absolutely no idea.
05:23So, at every station on the map, the shop, the hide, the church...
05:35The calf?
05:36Yes, and the calf as well.
05:38It's all down there on the map.
05:39Anyway, there are these games, you see.
05:41What sort of games?
05:43I'm not sure, but they're all different.
05:45Anyway, once you've completed the games...
05:47How many games are there?
05:48Will you please just let me finish?
05:51All right, don't blow a gasket.
05:52You get a stamp, but you stick here.
05:57And once you've completed all the games, you get a prize.
05:59Ooh, what sort of prize?
06:04As you were.
06:05And the first child to complete the games wins an e-bike,
06:09courtesy of an anonymous donor.
06:11What? An e-bike?
06:12Wow.
06:13Give me that back.
06:14Ka-ching!
06:15That e-bike is yours.
06:20Have a word.
06:21Yeah, sure.
06:22Come over there, darling.
06:23Walk me a minute.
06:24So, I take it you got the green light, then?
06:26Indeed.
06:27So, we all set?
06:28Well, not yet.
06:29But we will be.
06:30And Noah's going to be in charge, okay?
06:32Sure, that's wise.
06:33Well, you have left it a bit late in the day.
06:35And to be fair, I've promised Moses I'm going to take him round this Christmas trail thingy.
06:40Oh, come on.
06:40Cut me some slack.
06:41I'm being nice.
06:42Well, I think my very generous payment to you in cash may have swayed your decision.
06:47Oh, nothing comes for free these days, does it?
06:50Hmm.
06:51A sex bomb, sex bomb.
06:53You're a sex bomb.
06:55You can give it to me when I need to come along.
06:58A sex bomb, sex bomb.
07:00You're my sex bomb.
07:02Baby, you can turn me on.
07:07Got to come and see me sing later.
07:10Nor if I can help it.
07:13Do not mop this up.
07:15Oi, I'm doing you a favor, remember?
07:19My dad used to go hair hunting when I was little.
07:22And he used to say to me, do you know something, Lydia?
07:24It's them dogs that have all the fun.
07:26And he was absolutely right.
07:28Because they do, chasing round like little ferrets,
07:31while the men stand around doing absolutely nothing.
07:34Pheasant shooting, though.
07:36Now, that's a game of skill.
07:38But it's a man's game.
07:40Plus, you get something much nicer to take home with you.
07:43I tell you what, as an added extra, why don't we throw out some snares?
07:47Then you can take some rabbits home and all.
07:48I bet your wives would be pleased with that.
07:50I'm pretty sure Lucinda would be horrified.
07:52But, you know, I must admit,
07:58it's sounding like a good option, don't you?
08:00Great.
08:00Well, then, let's get this party started.
08:06I thought you didn't remember your dad.
08:07I don't.
08:08I made it all up.
08:09Oh.
08:10I better get a shift on.
08:11I told Kim I'd meet her in the village.
08:13Oi, by the way,
08:15what time's lunch?
08:16Sorry?
08:17We usually like to eat around one.
08:21One it is, then.
08:23Marvellous.
08:23You never mentioned anything about lunch?
08:27Yeah, neither did they.
08:29Must be something Kim does.
08:30Are you going to do it, then?
08:31Make them lunch?
08:32I don't have much choice, do I?
08:33But I'm going to have to be quick about it.
08:42I'll go.
08:42Well, I must say it's very nice of you inviting me over.
08:54Special occasion, is it?
08:55Morning, lovely.
08:56How are you?
08:58Not going to pop the kettle on?
09:01I'd rather get this over and done with.
09:03There was me expecting tea and biscuits.
09:06We just want to know where we stand.
09:10Where you stand?
09:11Well, maybe you'd like to clarify exactly what you mean by that.
09:17We gave you 20 grand yesterday.
09:21Yes, I remember it well.
09:22So what happens now?
09:25We just want our daughter back.
09:28Right.
09:29Well,
09:31if you think I'm going to give April up
09:33just because you gave me 20 grand,
09:35then you two are very naive.
09:38Sorry?
09:39She is my best girl.
09:41She is.
09:42I'm telling you,
09:43she is the best drugs runner
09:45I have had in a long time,
09:47and I've had a few.
09:49You see, your little girl,
09:50she's got what it takes.
09:53She is so
09:54innocent looking
09:57that nobody in their right mind
09:59is going to suspect her of dealing
10:01well,
10:03drugs.
10:04she's perfect.
10:05She's perfect.
10:06She's a credit to you
10:07and an asset to me
10:08in more ways than one.
10:11So what's it going to take
10:12to make this stop?
10:13To stop?
10:18Two grand a week
10:19starting tomorrow.
10:20How are we supposed to manage that?
10:22We've just bought out 20 grand.
10:24That's all we have.
10:25Well, that's not my problem, darling,
10:27but that's what she brings in.
10:29Like I said,
10:30she's very good.
10:31And you want that paying
10:32every single week?
10:33In cash, yeah.
10:34But we can't afford that.
10:35And then she goes back
10:36on the streets.
10:37Over my dead body.
10:38No, Dad, it's okay.
10:40I'll do it.
10:42Good girl.
11:01No.
11:02No, I'm not having it.
11:04Dad, it is fine.
11:05I will do it.
11:06I've done it for months now anyway.
11:08And what choice have you got?
11:10You can't afford it.
11:12Your daughter is brighter than you are.
11:14Either I get my money
11:15or she goes back on the streets
11:16and I'll leave you to fight it out.
11:24You cannot carry on dealing drugs.
11:26And you cannot afford
11:27two grand a week.
11:29Well, find it.
11:30How?
11:31You've just put yourself
11:32in massive debt because of me.
11:35And look at the stress
11:36that it's causing.
11:37It's tearing us apart.
11:38And for what?
11:39For that money to go up again
11:41in three weeks?
11:42And then go up again
11:43and again and again.
11:45Because that is how
11:46these people operate.
11:47There has got to be a way out.
11:49There isn't.
11:50The second you start
11:51trying to get into his head
11:52you know what happens.
11:54The heavies will be at the door
11:55threatening you,
11:56threatening Leo
11:57and you won't ever feel safe again.
12:00But what...
12:01what if he does stop
12:04making you see men again?
12:06Prostituting you?
12:07I've already told you
12:08he wouldn't do that.
12:08How can you be sure?
12:09How can you trust him?
12:10Because I'm not good at it.
12:14No.
12:15We're not doing it.
12:16We'll find a way.
12:18Well, until you do, I am.
12:21I'm sorry, but that's the end of it.
12:23I'm going to go calling.
12:24What's happening to us?
12:32I don't know, love.
12:35I really don't know.
12:40Oh, don't you just love Christmas?
12:42Yeah.
12:43Makes me want to be a kid again.
12:44Oh, I'd give anything
12:45for a glass of white wine right now.
12:47I'll have to settle for an orange juice,
12:48I think.
12:50Only so much fun a girl can have
12:51before she needs to sit down,
12:52especially when she's pregnant.
12:54Oh, Moses, come on,
12:57pull your finger out.
12:57Got it, you copy, Kerry and Kyle.
12:58They're doing really well.
13:00Yeah, well, they want her
13:00in the e-bike, don't they?
13:02E-bike?
13:04Yeah, it's what they get
13:04if they finish all the games.
13:05Some anonymous donor, apparently.
13:08Right, how do you know that?
13:09Kerry told me.
13:10Oh, right, no wonder she's keen.
13:13Hey!
13:14I saw you do that.
13:15I saw you do that.
13:16What?
13:17Oh, yeah.
13:21Hey, that's here.
13:22Whoops!
13:24Oh, you.
13:24Watch what you're doing, please.
13:25Come on, have a go.
13:25Have a go.
13:26Yes!
13:26Oh, so close.
13:28Oh, great.
13:28Now it's war.
13:29Yep.
13:30The battle line's well
13:31and truly been drawn.
13:33You've not seen Lydia, have you?
13:35Why?
13:36Have you lost her?
13:38I was supposed to meet her
13:39in the village,
13:39but you didn't show up.
13:41Have you tried to give her a call?
13:43I have been.
13:44She's not picking up.
13:46I'm telling you.
13:47She better not have done
13:50a disappearing act.
13:51Not after all the trouble
13:52I've gone to.
13:54Excuse me, just grab one.
13:56Come on.
14:00I'm running late.
14:01Sorry.
14:02Where are you?
14:05Still at the house.
14:06I told you I wanted you
14:08with me today.
14:09I got way laid.
14:11Doing what?
14:13Lydia, I don't care
14:14if you're not finished.
14:17You know me,
14:17I don't like doing things
14:18by halves.
14:20Yeah.
14:20Yeah, I'll be there.
14:23Right, where's this through
14:24then, Lydia?
14:26I found it.
14:26Oh, sorry.
14:27Look, I'm going to have to go.
14:29I'll see you at the cafe.
14:30Bye.
14:30A bit of sustenance, boys.
14:33How about that?
14:33Who's that?
14:34Kim, she wants me down there now.
14:36Well, you can't leave.
14:37They need feeding.
14:38They're getting leery.
14:39Well, then I'm going to have
14:40to get a shifty on.
14:40Kim's not going to wait forever.
14:42And the last thing we want
14:43is her coming back here.
14:47Don't throw at me, man.
14:48Don't throw at me.
14:49Go on.
14:52Is everything all right?
14:55Not sure.
14:55I'm going to make a sandwich.
15:00Do you want one?
15:01No, thanks.
15:04You do need to eat something, love.
15:06I honestly couldn't.
15:08Is she in her bedroom?
15:09Yeah.
15:11Maybe I'll go up.
15:13Say what?
15:14She is right.
15:15We don't have the money.
15:17Heaven knows how we're going
15:18to pay these debts back,
15:19and that's without adding to it.
15:20I just feel so useless.
15:24I, uh...
15:25I'm off out.
15:28Where to?
15:30Work.
15:31I ate a flounderoy.
15:33But before I do,
15:34um, can I have a favour?
15:37Yeah, sure.
15:37What is it?
15:39I want to go see Dylan.
15:42Right.
15:42Do you want to go now?
15:44Yeah.
15:45Yeah, please.
15:45I'll just grab a bottle of water
15:46from the fridge.
15:47I can't believe we're letting her do this for us.
15:56We don't have a choice.
16:00So, the purpose of the game
16:01is to stick the nose on the Rudolph.
16:04Obviously, it wouldn't be much fun
16:05if there weren't a few obstacles in the way.
16:07So, when you hear the whistle, go.
16:09Oh.
16:09I can't believe grandad's rope
16:13means to cover his brain.
16:14I want to play.
16:16Can the grown-ups
16:17turn the kids around a few times
16:18and then shout which way to go?
16:20And remember, no touching.
16:22So, are we ready?
16:23Ready.
16:24Steady.
16:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:26He's not even blowing the whistle yet.
16:28Sorry.
16:29I'll be sorry.
16:29Just don't do it again.
16:30Oh, somebody's competitive.
16:32Oh, yeah, like you're not.
16:33Right, let's start again, shall we?
16:35Ready.
16:36Steady.
16:36Say a pause.
16:39Steps forward.
16:40Small.
16:40Stop, steps.
16:41And go.
16:42Stop.
16:43Turn left.
16:44Oh, no, stop right.
16:45Turn right.
16:46Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:47Stop the game.
16:49She's cheating.
16:50Sorry, I barely even touched him.
16:53You're not supposed to touch him at all.
16:55Well, you two behave.
17:04I had a dream that you were...
17:06You woke up.
17:09So when I came to see you today, I guess I hoped that you had, but...
17:17I've decided to keep on dealing.
17:20I have to.
17:21Because if I don't, we'll lose everything.
17:24I just...
17:26I don't want it to...
17:28make me become hard.
17:32Because it does, doesn't it?
17:33I can feel it happening sometimes.
17:37You know, that feeling of toughening up or putting a front on.
17:43I feel like even my dad thinks I'm a stranger sometimes.
17:45You're really warm.
17:55It's cold out.
17:58It's almost Christmas.
17:59And there's...
18:00Trees and lights everywhere.
18:05Christmas music.
18:09I just wish you were here.
18:12I know you are, but...
18:14Properly.
18:15Please, just wake up.
18:23Take three steps forward, quickly.
18:25Keep going.
18:25Two.
18:26Go on.
18:27Another one.
18:27Now, it's one to the left.
18:28Just keep going.
18:29One to the left.
18:30Right, now, go for it.
18:31Just go for it.
18:31Do it.
18:32Do it.
18:32Do it.
18:32Do it.
18:33Oh!
18:34What a shame.
18:37That's because of you, that.
18:38Well, it isn't.
18:40Oh, I'm sorry.
18:40Are you going to let her get away with that?
18:42No.
18:43Oh, sorry, but he pinned it on the backside.
18:46Yeah, because of you.
18:48And I declare Kyle the winner.
18:51What?
18:51We won.
18:52We won.
18:53We really, really won.
18:55All right.
18:56No need to gloat.
18:58Oh, loser.
18:59Double loser.
19:01Get the picture.
19:02I hated that.
19:04Me and all.
19:05Don't just think of the prize at the end.
19:07Don't care about the prize.
19:10Hey, where are you going?
19:11We've got another game left yet.
19:13Oh, Brent.
19:14I really wish I hadn't said I'd spend the day with her now.
19:17This is an absolute nightmare.
19:22You all right?
19:24Yeah.
19:25I'm a bit tired, that's all.
19:26I'm sleeping too good.
19:29They're posing with Dylan.
19:30I just wanted to give her some space.
19:31How is she?
19:33Okay.
19:35Must be hard for her.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Well, she'd wake up.
19:42Don't we all?
19:44I've got to help but blame myself a bit.
19:47Why?
19:47This had nothing to do with you.
19:49I'm insisting on the stupid birthday party.
19:51And he said he didn't want one.
19:54And he started taking drugs again.
19:56A bit of a coincidence, isn't it?
19:57Paddy, this is honestly not your fault.
19:59It can't have helped, can it?
20:00Listen, I'm sorry I've not been round more.
20:04It's fine.
20:05No, it's not.
20:06I'm your mate.
20:06I should have been there for you.
20:07I'm keeping away.
20:09Are you worried about April?
20:10And I see him, Dylan.
20:12He's a bad influence.
20:13And I understand that and I get it.
20:16I'd probably done exactly the same in your position.
20:17So please, please, stop denying it.
20:20I know that was the reason.
20:21Paddy, I swear to you, you couldn't be further from the truth.
20:24That's not the reason I've been keeping my distance.
20:26Dylan's a good lad.
20:27I like him a lot.
20:28So where did you stay away?
20:34Tell me.
20:38It can't be that bad.
20:42Hey, lads.
20:43How's it going?
20:44Hiya.
20:46How are you doing?
20:46Yeah, good, Paddy.
20:47I just thought I'd pop in to see if there's any news.
20:58So how is he?
21:10I haven't seen him yet.
21:12Eiffel's with him.
21:13Okay.
21:14All right.
21:14Is that why Marlon's here, is it?
21:17It's been nice to catch up with him.
21:19I've not really seen him much recently.
21:21Right.
21:22Is he okay?
21:23He looks a bit...
21:25Yeah, I know what you mean.
21:27Something's not right, is it?
21:28Don't worry about it.
21:30I'll get it out of it.
21:31Yeah, I'll...
21:32You.
21:37Got your coffee.
21:38Oh, cheers.
21:41So what were you saying?
21:43Sorry?
21:44Just now.
21:45About not being round.
21:49How is he?
21:53The same.
21:54I was just wanting to wake up now.
21:56Yeah.
21:57We're all going.
22:02I...
22:03Actually, I need to get off.
22:05Yeah.
22:05Places to be.
22:07April.
22:08Hi.
22:08I was just saying I'm actually going.
22:10Are you going anywhere nice?
22:12Uh, no, just to meet him out.
22:15Oh, well.
22:16Be good.
22:18I'll, uh, walk you out.
22:19No, it's fine.
22:20You stay here.
22:21No, I want to.
22:21I said it's fine.
22:25Kids, eh?
22:26Yeah.
22:30Over!
22:32Time to call it a day, lads.
22:34Come on, Oliver.
22:36It's time to wrap things up.
22:38Stop being such a killjoy, Sammy.
22:40You've bagged enough peasants for one day.
22:42Now, come on.
22:43Play nice or you're going to get me in trouble.
22:47Right, lads.
22:48It really is time to go.
22:49There's a car there.
22:50I reckon they've seen us.
22:51Woo!
22:57You coming, Sam?
22:58Hey, yeah.
23:09All good.
23:10I've just finished up, actually.
23:13A little bit of swing.
23:14Look, I've nearly hooked it.
23:16Leg back, walk.
23:17No, you're cheating.
23:18Stand back.
23:19You're not cheating.
23:21Who cares about winning a stupid e-bike?
23:24Driver or scooter instead.
23:25Turn.
23:25Oof.
23:30Aw.
23:31Why, why, why are you cheating?
23:32No, I'm not.
23:34Ladies, ladies, can you please stop yelling?
23:37Come round this way now.
23:38Ow!
23:39That hurt.
23:40It was meant to.
23:41Look, do not resort to physical violence,
23:44or else I'll have no option but to ask you to leave.
23:48What?
23:48Stop standing on my candy canes, man.
23:51Well, then shift out and away, maybe.
23:52Well, I got here first.
23:54Go back to where you were.
23:55Honestly, they're worse than the kids.
23:57Oh, don't worry.
23:58It'll soon be over.
23:59I'm going to do anything now.
24:00I'm just about to get this candy cane.
24:02You're big bull.
24:02Just move out of the way.
24:06Look at what you've done.
24:08That wasn't me.
24:10They didn't just fall off the chair by themselves, did they?
24:12So I don't care who it was.
24:14I want both of you to pick them up now.
24:15I'll do it.
24:18No, I'll do it.
24:19Well, I knocked them over, didn't I?
24:20So it shouldn't be.
24:21Oh, did you then?
24:22So you're admitting that now, are you?
24:23Yeah, yeah.
24:24Well, I'll have the blue ones.
24:27There we go.
24:29Louis, best Christmas.
24:31This one?
24:32Well, do you know, it's not even happened yet.
24:34Oh, well, it's my first Christmas with my adopted family and my real family, so, you know, it's extra special.
24:40Oh.
24:40I normally try and avoid my family at Christmas.
24:44Oh, well, that's a bit sad.
24:46Only joking.
24:47We don't celebrate Christmas at ours.
24:49However, if there's any parties going, count me in because I'm your man.
24:52Oh, oh, in fact, I could organise one.
24:55No, thank you.
24:55You organised the last one, so no.
24:57Are you on a go slow or have you down tools for the day?
25:01All right, I'll go and act busy.
25:02Vin, do you fancy it?
25:10Don't be daft, no.
25:14Anyone seen Lydia?
25:15No, we haven't.
25:16She's supposed to be helping us out.
25:18Where the hell is she?
25:19Well, have you, uh, tried calling her?
25:20Has anyone else asked me that?
25:22Sorry.
25:23Maybe she's still up at the house.
25:26Look, if you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.
25:28Sorry, sorry.
25:29Oi, where have you been?
25:31Never mind.
25:32We've got to get to the pub, now.
25:34What for?
25:35Stop asking questions.
25:37We're late.
25:37But I don't understand.
25:39All will be revealed.
25:40Come on.
25:41What's happening at the pub?
25:43It's a surprise.
25:44Who for?
25:45If I told you that, it wouldn't be a surprise.
25:48Come, me, come?
25:49Fine.
25:50More the merrier.
25:51Hang on, I want to come, wait for me.
25:54Let's go.
25:55Sorry, everyone, you're going to have to leave.
25:56We've got a bit of an emergency.
25:58Okay, people, you can take your gingerbreads.
26:00Merry Christmas.
26:01Quick, quick, quick, out we go.
26:02Why are you having a go at me?
26:04She started it.
26:07Will you listen to yourself?
26:09You're supposed to be a grown woman.
26:11All right, fine.
26:12I'll admit it, things got a bit heated, but it was a game and that's what happens.
26:16All right, look, me and Sarah are getting married, okay?
26:20That's her granddaughter, so I kind of need you and her to get on.
26:25Okay, fine.
26:26I promise I'll give it a go.
26:27You know what the problem is with you two.
26:30What?
26:31You're two alike.
26:32Or behave yourself.
26:36My, um, gran's got something to say.
26:40Look, don't worry.
26:42There's no need to apologise.
26:43I think we've both been as bad as each other today, haven't we?
26:46No, I'm not here to apologise.
26:48Hmm?
26:48No.
26:49And just so you know, in case you're wondering, I'm off to collect my e-bike.
26:52Okay, well, I hope you and it will be very happy together.
26:55Oh, believe me, babe, we will, don't worry.
26:57Fancy a rematch?
26:59You want to embarrass yourself even further?
27:01That's a bit pathetic.
27:02Mm-hmm.
27:02Okay, well, if you're too scared...
27:04Oh, no!
27:04I'm getting used to winning.
27:06You do realise that you only won because you cheated, yeah?
27:12That was horrendous.
27:14If they're going to be like that over some silly little competition,
27:16what are they going to be like on our wedding day?
27:19Worse.
27:21Well, this is a turn-up for the books.
27:31I've never had a guitarist and a backing singer before.
27:34Oh, when did your mum organise this?
27:37Oh, I'm not sure.
27:39Better go and tell them what numbers I'm doing, eh?
27:42Oh, great.
27:44Does this mean we've got to listen to him catawarning all afternoon?
27:47No, it does not, actually, but don't say I said anything.
27:49So why is the stage set up?
27:51I'm sworn to secrecy.
27:52Sorry.
27:55Come on, quick.
27:56Stop pushing me!
27:57Right.
27:59Sit.
27:59And do not move.
28:01Oh, for the reason you said we came to see him.
28:02Oh, I drove us into a cat being castrated.
28:04Oh, wait, he's seen.
28:05Not far off.
28:07Oh, not Bob again.
28:10I was beginning to think you weren't coming.
28:13So was I until a few moments ago.
28:15However, we're here now.
28:18Is everything ready?
28:19As ready as it can be.
28:20And, er, where's you-know-who?
28:23Braston.
28:24Out of stage.
28:25Noah, get us a white wine, will you?
28:27Actually, make it a larger fees on.
28:29I'm afraid you're going to have to wait.
28:31Maybe you can give you-know-who a little nudge.
28:35Hey, who's you who know who?
28:37You are going to find out very soon.
28:40Ah, well, looks like this is it.
28:45Oh, what are you doing here?
28:48Surely.
28:49I'm about to give a big introduction.
28:51Oh, will somebody tell us what's going on?
28:54Er, not long now.
28:56Right, everybody.
28:57I would like to introduce you to someone.
28:59I'm not the Bobbatter cafe.
29:01Yeah, me and all.
29:02Someone very special.
29:05In fact, I know he has a very special place in Lydia's.
29:09What's she talking about me for?
29:12You could say the person I'm talking about
29:14is a bit of a fan favourite.
29:17You're Bobb, fan favourite.
29:19No, let's be a bit more uncharitable.
29:21So, ladies and gentlemen,
29:24without further ado,
29:25if you'd like to put your hands together
29:27and give a very warm Emmerdale welcome
29:30to the one and only
29:34Mr. Jason Donovatt!
29:39I'm really appreciative.
29:48It is most clever.
29:52Great to be here.
29:54Great to be here.
29:55Look at this.
29:56And they look so great.
29:58Jason Donovan.
30:18It's Jason Donovan.
30:24Calm down.
30:26You need to calm down.
30:29This is where you are.
30:32Why are you hiding in here?
30:34Because I needed a moment.
30:35Yeah, well, you need to get back out there.
30:37Because he's signing autographs and he's meeting people.
30:40And he's hoping to be here forever.
30:42There's no way I can talk to him.
30:43Of course there is. Don't be silly.
30:45Kim, I'll be a blabbering wreck here. Feel my heart.
30:49Well, well, it's certainly working.
30:52Pull yourself together, because I want you to meet him.
30:54But what if I faint?
30:55Then I'll be there to catch you.
30:57Come on.
31:01What is wrong with you?
31:02He's not going to want to talk to me.
31:04Well, of course he is. He's only here because of you.
31:07How do you mean?
31:08Okay.
31:10So I explained how you'd miss the concert and how terribly upset you were.
31:15And he was delighted to come along and sing for you.
31:19This is the moment you have dreamed of, Lydia.
31:22And I am so pleased to have made it happen.
31:24You really did this for me?
31:27Yes.
31:30I am terribly fond of you.
31:33You're kind.
31:34You're good-natured.
31:36You're the sort of person that does something for anyone.
31:40And now it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
31:45So enjoy it.
31:47I can't believe you've done this.
31:49Lydia.
31:50You're my best friend.
31:53Now, come on.
31:55I haven't gone to all this trouble for you to be hiding in the loo.
31:58I don't know what to say.
32:01Then say nothing.
32:03Come on.
32:04Let's get out there.
32:10I wonder if my gran and Kerry have stopped arguing yet.
32:14I doubt it.
32:16Honestly, it was like something out of Clash of the Titans.
32:18Yeah.
32:19Let's remember to put them on separate tables when we get married.
32:22Last thing we want is a bonfire.
32:24Oh, there's always a bonfire at a dingle wedding.
32:28Let's not tell them we're getting married.
32:31A bit late for that, seeing as they already know that we're engaged.
32:34No.
32:35What I mean is, let's not tell them when.
32:38Let's just do it and tell them afterwards.
32:41What, as in get married in secret?
32:43Yeah.
32:44I mean, your mum's not here.
32:46Neither's mine.
32:47So let it just be me and you.
32:50Look, I know you wanted the whole fairytale wedding.
32:54But the way them two behave today, it's going to end up being more like a horror movie.
32:58So, shall I book the registrar?
33:02Yeah, fine.
33:05I've just had an idea.
33:07Why don't we get married on Christmas Eve?
33:10That soon?
33:11Well, yeah, I mean, I've always wanted a winter wedding and doing it on Christmas Eve would make it so special.
33:16I mean, we'd have to get organised and really quick.
33:18Well, either that or we could speak to Belle.
33:21Tell her not to say anything.
33:24What?
33:26She, Mum, would have been in her absolute element organising your wedding.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Yeah, she would have.
33:36Especially at this time of year.
33:38She'd have wanted sleigh bells, carriages, artificial snow.
33:43Yeah, knowing her, that is exactly what we'd have got.
33:45We're actually getting married.
33:55I know, I can't believe it.
33:56Yeah, no, she left about, um, about five minutes ago, but it's all a bit awkward, I'm honest.
34:11Because Ray was here.
34:14No, no, no.
34:14He's gone now, but I think she felt a bit caught out, you know.
34:19Well, she was supposed to be on that job for him, wasn't she?
34:23No, he was fine.
34:24Actually, like, everything was normal.
34:25Even Paddy, getting old cows on fire.
34:27Yeah, completely sick, I know.
34:29So, I mean, I want you to kill me.
34:31Listen, I'd better go out soon a bit.
34:33Just, uh, Rona, wondering where I am.
34:35Hey, come here.
34:39I just managed to get a hold of a doctor.
34:41You're not going to believe this.
34:44After being told to prepare for the worst,
34:46they're now saying he's turned a corner.
34:47And he's doing really well.
34:49In fact, he's doing that well.
34:51They reckon that if he keeps improving,
34:53they might be able to wake him up in the next day or two.
34:57But that's absolutely fantastic.
34:59No, I can't tell you how relieved I am.
35:03My biggest fear was him not pulling through.
35:06Me too.
35:07Maybe when he wakes up, he can tell us what happened.
35:10Yeah.
35:12Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
35:16Yeah, you can.
35:18I just want you to wake up.
35:20Oh, thank you so much.
35:22I can't tell you what this means to me.
35:24I have liked you for, like, forever.
35:27It was a pleasure to meet you, Lydia.
35:29Give me a hug.
35:30Come on.
35:33Strong.
35:36Since when did you know Jason Donovan?
35:38His agent happens to be a friend of mine.
35:40I met Jason at a party once, sir.
35:43Lovely man.
35:44I bet you're not going to wash that card if I'm weak.
35:46Oh, if ever.
35:49I'm sorry, you don't know who Jason Donovan is?
35:51Yeah, of course.
35:52I do a bravo end of him.
35:53Who aren't?
35:53I just don't know that many of his songs.
35:55Where have you been?
35:57All right.
35:58Cheer up, mate.
35:59Cheer up.
36:01I kept murdering.
36:02This was supposed to be my gig, and he's got an eye jacked in.
36:05Uh, is that Jason Donovan over there, or am I hallucinating?
36:09That is Jason Donovan.
36:11What on earth is he doing in here?
36:12I'm Madame Buckton, Lydia.
36:14Oh, I have to have a selfie.
36:16Oh, but before I do, I drove past your place today,
36:18and I've got to say, that shooting party looked well dodgy,
36:21and there wasn't anyone with them that I recognised either.
36:24Uh, what shooting party?
36:26Uh, up at yours.
36:27They all look paralytic.
36:28They were taking pot shots everywhere.
36:30Really dangerous, Kim.
36:32Health and safety would have had a field day.
36:35I'm your biggest fan, mate.
36:43Really?
36:43Yeah, I've got all your CDs and a post-its.
36:46Oh, you little liar.
36:47Uh, you, uh...
36:49Huh?
36:49You couldn't sign my chest, could you?
36:50And then I'm going to get a tattoo.
36:53All right.
36:54Better be a fist.
36:57Oh, Sam, you are not going to believe what I'm about to tell you.
37:00Jason Donovan is only standing over there.
37:03And do you know why?
37:04Because he came to see me.
37:05Me!
37:05Little me!
37:07Are you on drugs?
37:08Don't be silly.
37:09Kim booked him for me, you know, because I didn't get to see him in concert.
37:13What a lovely thing to do.
37:14Oh, wow.
37:15That is it.
37:16I feel really wrong now about organising that shoot.
37:20How did it go, by the way, after I left?
37:22Oh, fine.
37:24I think Vanessa might have driven by, but I don't think she saw her up.
37:27Great.
37:28Because I'd hate Kim to find out about this, especially after organising this for me.
37:32Wish I could have sorted this for you.
37:34You're here with me now, aren't you?
37:35That's all that matters.
37:37Oh.
37:38Lydia?
37:38Lydia?
37:39Come on, quickly, let's go back on stage.
37:41Oh, my God.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47Just, uh, what a lovely bunch you all are.
37:53Slightly nuts, but lovely.
37:56Thank you for making us feel welcome today.
37:59Aw.
37:59We love you, Jason.
38:01Aw.
38:02I know, I know.
38:04I know, I know, I know.
38:17No more games today.
38:19They're finished.
38:20And anyway, you're barred.
38:23I'm just here to collect a prize, if you must know.
38:26Oh, right.
38:27The e-bike.
38:28Yeah, the very one.
38:30Oh, please don't bother wrapping it or anything, because...
38:32Well, I won't have to, seeing as it's already wrapped.
38:35Aye.
38:35I'll just get it.
38:39Well, I'll probably have to unwrap it here, then, because I'm not carrying it home.
38:47So, where is it?
38:47The e-bike?
38:48Hold your horses.
38:51There you go.
38:53What's this?
38:54A model e-bike.
38:55It's a limited edition and all.
38:58I was expecting a real e-bike.
39:00I know you were, but I'm afraid this is what you've got.
39:03And if you'd bothered to read this, you'd have known.
39:08Now, if you don't mind, I'm busy.
39:11I honestly cannot believe that Ray was there.
39:21No, no, mate.
39:22You could have seen him smarming all over Paddy.
39:24It made me want to throw up.
39:26How did it go?
39:27Okay?
39:29Sure?
39:29Yes.
39:31Will you stop worrying, okay?
39:33I'll do it for as long as I have to.
39:35Well, you might not have to for much longer.
39:38I've got some news.
39:41Dylan's on the mend.
39:42The doctors are talking about waking him up in the next few days.
39:45Oh, my God, Marlon.
39:46That's fantastic news.
39:47When did this happen?
39:48Right after you left.
39:49Well, this is what we've been waiting for.
39:50Let's just pray he doesn't have a setback.
39:52He won't.
39:53Very soon, you're going to be rid of Ray.
39:55Well, you will.
39:57What are you talking about?
39:58Well, when Dylan wakes up, we can persuade him to tell the police what happened, what Ray did.
40:04But what if he doesn't?
40:06What if he decides not to say anything?
40:08Once Dylan knows exactly what they did to him, he will realize that the only way out of this is to go to the police and tell the truth.
40:13But he's going to be terrified about what's going to happen to him.
40:16Well, going to the police, this is not an option.
40:19It's not how we do things.
40:20But even if he stays quiet, nothing will be the same.
40:22Ray and Celia were never going to trust him again, and Dylan will know that.
40:25God, this is a glimmer of hope, April.
40:32I am going to treasure this forever.
40:34I'm going to flog mine on eBay.
40:35A bit of Stein.
40:37Anyway, as much as I don't want to leave Jason, I've got to go.
40:40Why are you off?
40:41Oh, I've got a hot date with Tony.
40:44See you both later.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:46Sorry, but who's Tony?
40:48No idea.
40:50Right.
40:51I can't believe Kim has organized this for me.
40:53Aw.
40:54Yeah, actually, where is Kim?
40:56Is she not here?
40:57No, I've not seen her in ages.
40:58Look, he's getting up again.
41:02In the quiz.
41:02Too many broken hearts.
41:04Too many broken hearts.
41:10We love you, Daisy.
41:13You already cut that one.
41:14Yeah, we'll have to say it twice.
41:15Last night you talked about leaving.
41:20I said I can't let you go.
41:24It's not just emotional feeling.
41:27I need you.
41:28I need you.
41:29I need you.
41:30Body and soul.
41:33You give me one good reason to leave me.
41:36I'll give you ten good reasons to stay.
41:41You're the only one I believe in.
41:45You're the only one I believe in.
41:45I'll be hurt.
41:47I'll be hurt.
41:48If you walk away.
41:51Too many broken hearts.
41:54There's too many broken hearts.
41:57There's too many broken hearts.
41:58There's too many broken hearts.
42:02What's up?
42:18Kim?
42:19Hi, it's me.
42:20I literally got everything, but you're missing it.
42:24Get back here, quick.
42:32It ain't my pride, but my love that is stronger.
42:38I'll be hurt, I'll be hurt if you walk away.
42:43Too many broken hearts in the world.
42:47There's too many dreams can be broken in two.
42:51Come on.
42:52Too many broken hearts in the world.
42:56So I won't give up the fight for you.
43:01Too many broken hearts in the world.
43:05Sing it to me.
43:06Too many dreams can be broken in two.
43:10Too many broken hearts in the world.
43:13So I won't give up the fight for you.
43:19I won't give up the fight for you.
43:38Congratulations.
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