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00:30You've got me like the butler here.
00:40Come on, let's give me biceps.
00:42Look, we need to have a word about you packing.
00:44How come you've got double I have for just a few nights away?
00:47Well, I'm in everything but the kitchen sink, ma'am.
00:48What if it rained?
00:49What if there was a heat wave?
00:51Kim, we're back.
00:53Wow.
00:54Oh, keep it down.
00:56Someone's moody.
00:57No, I'm talking to myself.
00:58Actually, I feel a bit sick.
00:59Nice bedhead.
01:01You got Jason Donovan up there?
01:02Oh, I never got near him.
01:04Anyway, the only action I'm getting is all in my head.
01:07Where's the boss?
01:08No idea.
01:10I've not seen her since yesterday when she came into the hide looking for Lydia.
01:14By the time I got to the pub for Jason, she'd already gone.
01:17You didn't see her come back?
01:18No.
01:19But I was a bit busy splitting up a fangirl fight between Kerry and Vanessa for Le Donovan.
01:25Anyway, can you go away?
01:26Because I need about 5,000 calories to shift this hangover.
01:29And that is a lot.
01:32I'm going to give her a call.
01:35Me and Mandy have been in and out of that hospital so much.
01:37So, hang on.
01:38The police have no idea who knocked him down.
01:41Well, it's probably not a priority.
01:43Dylan's lucky to have so many people rooting for him.
01:44Should we go back in the house?
01:47If we pretend we haven't seen him, it's going to look weird.
01:49If you want to pick up a brick and smash his face, and so do I, but we can't.
01:52We have to wait for Dylan.
01:53I just hate having to see April dealing and making time.
01:57Morning.
01:58Hiya.
01:59Monday's at work, so who's at the hospital?
02:02Oh, April.
02:03How is she?
02:04Oh, you know.
02:05Happiest when she's by his bed.
02:07Plenty of young ones would have run a mile.
02:09She's got a real sense of responsibilities, that one.
02:13Well, I have to say, I think you'd do the same for her.
02:15Yes, yeah.
02:16Well, fingers crossed it goes the right way.
02:18Am I still invited for two?
02:20Yeah, if you play your cards well.
02:21Oh.
02:24Um, Mandy said she thought Dylan squeezed her hand last night.
02:28Well, it could be a wishful thank you.
02:36Lydia, would you deep fry me some bread?
02:39Well, you do it yourself, Gabby.
02:41I just know Lydia's got certain pants for certain things.
02:45Don't worry, he's just miffed.
02:46He didn't get to meet Jason.
02:48Any word on Kim?
02:49Nope.
02:50Don't look so worried.
02:52Her bed's made.
02:52I mean, she'll be out on a ride or something.
02:54She's a big girl.
02:55Uh, I didn't make her bed.
02:57Well, maybe she made it herself.
03:00Call the stables.
03:01See if there's a horse missing.
03:03Pretty mad day yesterday.
03:04Have you seen Kim?
03:06She didn't come back yesterday.
03:08Have you seen her recently?
03:10Oh, well, like Sam said, it was pretty mad.
03:12She left while I was talking to Jason.
03:14I didn't think anything of it at the time.
03:16Or maybe she copped off.
03:18I was so depressed, if that's the case.
03:21Well, one of you knows something.
03:22Oh.
03:24Poachers.
03:25What?
03:26Yeah, that was it.
03:27Vanessa said something about her hearing some shooting up here
03:30and then Kim left.
03:32Why are you just saying this now?
03:34Because I just remembered.
03:35It's all black holes up here.
03:37Anyway, she'll be fine.
03:41Something's up.
03:41I'm going to go look for her.
03:46I think she knows about the shoot.
03:48She knows we've ripped her off
03:50and she's skulking out there waiting.
03:52And then as soon as she's ready,
03:54bam.
03:56Are you two coming?
03:57Uh, Jacob's just popping round, by the way.
04:04To look at a letter about her scan.
04:07Well, you know how to have a party.
04:09In fact, I deserve a party
04:11after slaying Kerry at those kids' games yesterday.
04:14Grant, can you please not turn this
04:16into some middle-aged lady feud?
04:17What, I could have said old?
04:19She really means a lot to Jacob.
04:21Yeah, well, good job he's a doctor.
04:23Because you know what?
04:24If she kicks off again,
04:25he can stitch her up.
04:27Please ignore everything she says about Kerry.
04:29She loves her, really.
04:31Is this going to turn into competitive grannies?
04:33Yeah, that's what I just said.
04:35Well,
04:36I've got a wedding to compete over first, so...
04:39Scan is on Thursday.
04:42Can't wait.
04:42Twenty weeks already.
04:43And only twenty to go.
04:45Wow, someone's good at the pregnancy, Matt.
04:47And you're not going to this one on your own?
04:49Look, I've said I'm sorry about that.
04:51You know I only went to check everything was okay
04:53before you lot piled in.
04:54It's been three months since we last saw it.
04:57It was a little avocado then.
04:58Thought it was going to be a proper baby.
05:00Sounds like we've got Professor Robert Winston in the house.
05:02Are you going to find out the sex and all?
05:04Yeah, probably.
05:07I thought you got bothered.
05:08Yeah, about that.
05:09I think we need to have a little chat.
05:12Catch you later, all right?
05:14Without big ears.
05:17Kim?
05:20Kim?
05:21You still think this is an ambush?
05:23I hope so.
05:24Because if she's not waiting to pounce out on us,
05:26then she's missing or worse.
05:28I should have just asked her for the loan
05:29instead of going behind her back.
05:31Don't blame yourself.
05:32She trusted me and I lied to her.
05:34Stop panicking.
05:35No good ever came from lying.
05:37Kim?
05:38Kim has told more lies than me and you put together.
05:41How do you think she got all this?
05:48Kim?
05:49Jo?
05:52Right.
05:53Her ulcer's missing and all.
05:55Guys, I found her.
05:57Kim?
05:58Hurry up.
05:59She's in a bad way.
06:00I'm coming.
06:01Jo, we're up near the old oak.
06:05Call an ambulance.
06:11You all right?
06:14Oh, is your face saying that I smell?
06:16I mean, I probably do.
06:18Tony got me exhausted.
06:19So long as you're having fun.
06:21Wouldn't go that far.
06:23So what are you seeing in for, then?
06:23Are you okay?
06:28Yeah.
06:28No, yeah, I am.
06:29There's, there's, erm,
06:30there's bacon in the fridge, yeah?
06:32I'm trying to get fit so I wouldn't want bacon.
06:38I'm the same myself.
06:40But for different reasons.
06:42Sorry, where did you come from?
06:43This sofa, you're blind.
06:45What time is it?
06:47Oh, great.
06:48That's me dead.
06:49Thanks for letting me take a nap.
06:50I didn't.
06:51Look, mind me dinner in the pool,
06:53man, I'll tell you why Vinny's being a bit more weird.
06:54Well, apart from his usual weirdness.
06:58Oh, and have a bath, bro,
07:00because you are musky.
07:03Yeah, so Kim came up,
07:04saying to watch to make a big introduction.
07:06I'm thinking, yeah, yeah,
07:07that'll add a bit of panache to me taking the stage.
07:10Anyway,
07:11Ink Bull's JD says,
07:13it's my absolute pleasure.
07:16Taking that flipping limelight,
07:17leaving me like a lemon.
07:19And he said it like that, did he?
07:20Yeah, it's my absolute pleasure.
07:22Well, I had no idea Jason Donovan was Swedish.
07:25I thought I know exactly what's happened here.
07:28You see, I was practicing in the gents.
07:29He's coming for a tinkle,
07:31he's heard me sing.
07:32We're not still on with the Donovan feud, are we?
07:35He's heard me sing,
07:36and he's jealous.
07:37I'll tell you he's jealous, Bob.
07:39Table number four,
07:40because table number six
07:41was served about half an hour ago.
07:43He wouldn't have treated Taylor Swift like that.
07:44Is he working here?
07:48Oh, and I prefer a pine.
07:49Well, tough.
07:50I'm not being domineered by both of you today.
07:52Bottles fine, thanks.
07:54I've given him a shift,
07:55because he was bored at the B&B.
07:56Okay, more fool me,
07:58but, you know,
07:59the customers seem to love him,
08:00and it's fresh meat for me to pick on.
08:02Oh, no!
08:03Rona, don't sneak off, please.
08:04Please, we need all hands on deck.
08:06Oh, no, purse.
08:07I'm an idiot.
08:07I'm just going to knit back home.
08:08I'll get it.
08:09Uh, two mulled wines, please.
08:11Always best to keep on the good side of the vet.
08:17Small frown, panfire!
08:20I wouldn't want to domineer.
08:22Sorry, two ticks.
08:25You can add the cost of the drink
08:26to what you already owe.
08:28You think you can make me do anything, don't you?
08:31Yes.
08:33If charity knew,
08:34if they all knew,
08:36about the drugs,
08:37what you do to kids to Dylan,
08:39I could shout it all out right now,
08:41and they would tear you apart.
08:43Well, that would certainly kill
08:44the pre-Christmas vibe.
08:47Do you know I love him,
08:48but I could kill him.
08:50Right, what was it?
08:50Yes, two mulled wines coming up.
08:54Oh, Rona.
08:56Try smiling.
09:02You're doing amazing, Kim.
09:04Absolutely amazing.
09:06And everything's going to be fine.
09:09Don't leave me.
09:10Of course I'm not going to leave you.
09:12And the ambulance won't be long now.
09:15You said that ages ago.
09:16Yeah, because they know it's you that needs it.
09:18And you're hard as nails,
09:19you could probably cartwheel to hospital.
09:21I smile this early in the day.
09:24Where's that?
09:25It's...
09:26Your horse is absolutely fine.
09:29Dawn, love,
09:29will you make sure she keeps the legs straight?
09:32No.
09:38It is all right, love.
09:39I'll do it.
09:40You hold her hand.
09:41You hold her hand.
09:44Worse.
09:46Just like my dad.
09:48I know you both miss him.
09:51And I'm sorry.
09:53Kim.
09:56Oh, my God, Lydia.
09:57Poor Dawn.
09:59Go and tell the ambulance
09:59that we need to be quick
10:00and run.
10:02Kim, you're staying with me.
10:04Kim!
10:05I could deal for you.
10:31Till April's debt is cleared.
10:32I'll do it.
10:33Wow.
10:36Interesting idea.
10:39White, middle class, well spoken.
10:43But at the first sign of trouble,
10:45you would literally pee your pats.
10:49Look, we just talk for once,
10:51woman to woman.
10:52You see, I hate that.
10:53The presumption of maternal imperative,
10:55some soft swat
10:56that you are desperate to tap into.
10:58All you and I have in common
11:00is protect and survive.
11:02And we're both doing that
11:03in our own special way.
11:07How do you sleep?
11:09I don't.
11:15And neither will April.
11:18Everything that's happened to her
11:19happened to me.
11:22I even had my own Dylan
11:23and some others.
11:26Long gone now, of course.
11:27But look how I turned out.
11:31Always better to be the hammer
11:32than the anvil.
11:34Oh.
11:36Ray told me
11:37that the boy
11:38is squeezing hands
11:40in the hospital.
11:41Wherever April goes,
11:43men's bodies
11:44just litter the pavement.
11:45Don't.
11:46Don't let Dylan
11:47be the next one.
11:49He has survived
11:50everything you have done to him
11:51and he will come through this.
11:53He's young
11:53and he will come round
11:54and then we are all
11:55going to go talking
11:56to the police.
11:57Oh, yeah.
11:59Your time is up, monster.
12:05I do love
12:06to hear a mouse roar.
12:07Rona.
12:15You've overplayed
12:16your hand.
12:25Hey.
12:26How is she?
12:27What room is she?
12:27She's in theatre.
12:29Her leg's badly broken.
12:31Lydia was amazing.
12:33It was something
12:33to do with those poachers.
12:34Ice managed to break free,
12:38staggered back to the yard.
12:39Vanessa said something
12:39about his injuries.
12:41Like what?
12:42There was a lot of damage.
12:44She said she'd call me
12:44when she knew more.
12:52Hey.
12:53What have I said
12:54about overalls in here?
12:55Same as I've said
12:56about long hair
12:56with women over 40,
12:58but did you get
12:59your duet with Jason?
13:01He was jealous.
13:01Oh, I've heard this
13:04ten times already, Ty.
13:06I can be frustrating,
13:08yeah,
13:09but I've persuaded
13:10a table of women
13:12to have sticky toffees
13:13against their
13:14better judgment.
13:14Think of the profit.
13:16Well, yes,
13:16I suppose you do
13:17have your charms, Bob.
13:19Even if you can't sing.
13:24Er, yeah.
13:25That works great for us.
13:28You've made our Christmas.
13:29All right, bye.
13:32We need to plan a do.
13:35What for?
13:36Who was that?
13:37Oh, I don't want
13:37a gender reveal party
13:38if that's where you're going.
13:40That was the registry.
13:42We're all set
13:42for a Christmas Eve wedding.
13:44Just me and you,
13:45like you said.
13:46Yeah, well,
13:46I was thinking
13:47maybe we do need
13:48a reception
13:49and speeches
13:50and the welly.
13:51I mean,
13:52we've got to do something
13:52or they'll kill us.
13:53Okay.
13:54How about
13:55we get everybody here
13:56for a party
13:57and pretend
13:58it's a gender reveal?
13:59Then what?
14:00And then
14:01we get them on a bus,
14:03tell them they're going
14:03to our wedding
14:04at the registry
14:04and then back here
14:05for the reception.
14:07It's the best
14:08of both worlds, then.
14:09We organise it all
14:10without a war
14:11and they don't miss anything.
14:13You are dead devious.
14:14Well,
14:15I'm a little bit of Pollard
14:17and I'm marrying a dingle,
14:18so it goes with the territory.
14:25You said you'd buy the dinner?
14:27Yeah, I did.
14:28Mine.
14:29Louis,
14:30if I'm carb-like,
14:31you're never going to find
14:32out what I've got to tell you.
14:34And what's that?
14:35Vinny fancies you.
14:43I've done something
14:43really stupid.
14:45I've got no milk.
14:46Oh, well,
14:47all the time.
14:47Paddy's got some news.
14:49Yeah,
14:49they're definitely bringing
14:50Dylan out of the coma tomorrow.
14:52Right.
14:53Well,
14:54that's amazing.
14:55I just hope he's all,
14:56you know,
14:56all all right.
14:58Is April still there with him?
14:59We should get her back
15:00and feed her.
15:00No,
15:00not yet.
15:01No,
15:01let her stay
15:02until one of us gets there.
15:04Well,
15:04I'm going to the hospital now.
15:05Good,
15:05great.
15:05Yeah,
15:06I don't think he should be
15:07on his own
15:07and neither should April.
15:10You all right?
15:11Yeah,
15:11massively stressed.
15:12Same as you.
15:13Okay,
15:14well,
15:14let's have a look
15:14at the work rota,
15:15just to make sure
15:16it's all fair.
15:17Lovely.
15:17Right,
15:18I'm going.
15:18See you later.
15:24One of us needs to be with Dylan
15:26all the time.
15:28More than we are now.
15:29Like,
15:29every minute.
15:30And April shouldn't be there
15:31on her own from now on.
15:32Something happened
15:33with Celia at the pub.
15:35And I couldn't help it
15:36because she was goading me
15:37like she always does.
15:39What did you do?
15:42I told her
15:43that we were all
15:43going to make statements
15:44again to the police.
15:45including Dylan
15:47once he wakes up.
15:50She knew I wasn't
15:51bluffing,
15:51Marlon.
15:53I'm so sorry.
15:55But one of us
15:56needs to be by that bed
15:57every second.
15:59Otherwise,
15:59they will get in there
16:00and they will kill him.
16:04Then that's what
16:05we'll have to do.
16:06I should probably sack him.
16:15Third time's a charm.
16:17He was his day off yesterday.
16:20Anyway,
16:20let Kim sack him
16:21if it has to happen.
16:22It'll give her something
16:22to look forward to.
16:23Okay?
16:27Joe,
16:27it's just one of them things.
16:29Oh.
16:31How bad was it?
16:32Really bad.
16:35But Lydia was incredible.
16:38Between the two of them,
16:40they keep our place going.
16:42You feel bad now.
16:44Yeah,
16:44you should.
16:46So go and say something nice.
16:49Look,
16:50they're as scared as we are.
16:52It's time to step up.
16:53Just keep looking
16:57at your feet.
16:59Shall we just go over there now
17:00and tell them everything?
17:01Get it over with.
17:04My heart says yes,
17:05but my head's saying,
17:07not unless we have to.
17:09We are good people.
17:11We're not.
17:12And don't you dare say
17:13Kim's worse,
17:13because she isn't.
17:15At least she's up front
17:16about her dishonesty.
17:17And she went to all that
17:18trouble yesterday
17:19just for me.
17:20She's my friend.
17:23I'm still waiting on news
17:26about Kim's horse.
17:28We all wish
17:29that we were there
17:30when it happened,
17:31but we've all got lives to live.
17:33And you are entitled
17:34to the odd day off, Sam.
17:37It was no one's fault.
17:50Oh, nice, isn't it?
17:53I just think he was a bit
17:54of a plank,
17:55but not anymore.
17:57Have you got Bob
17:57on the payroll now?
17:59I'm doing this for love,
18:00for Christmas spirit,
18:02and down to massive boredom
18:03at the B&B.
18:04Now that my chance
18:05of fitting the big time
18:06has been snatched away
18:07by he who shall remain nameless.
18:09Nice and done!
18:11Well, would it cheer you up
18:12if we invited you
18:13to a gender reveal party
18:14on Christmas Eve?
18:15Since when?
18:16I can't be bothered
18:17with all that nonsense.
18:19But if it's a free bar,
18:20I'm in.
18:21So far, so painless.
18:24What do you think
18:24Kane's going to say
18:25when he finds out
18:25it's a wedding reception?
18:26Oh, he'll be chuffed.
18:27He thinks people
18:28that do gender reveal stuff
18:29should be taken out and shot.
18:31Babe, I thought you weren't
18:32bothered about this
18:33gender thingy.
18:35Well, it's what
18:35young people do, isn't it?
18:37You don't mind, do you?
18:39For you, you and this one?
18:40I'd do anything.
18:42Aw.
18:43Is that a tear?
18:47Oh, I can't.
18:50I don't know what you mean.
18:51Sometimes I think
18:52the coffee and the bov
18:53will come out
18:53of the same pipe.
18:54Are we seriously talking
18:55about the vending machine?
18:58Look,
18:59if you just blurt it
19:00all out to Joe,
19:01you'll be relieved
19:02for about ten seconds.
19:04But it won't actually
19:04help Kim.
19:06Well, I don't know.
19:07Do you think it will?
19:08I hope you're not
19:09saying I'm selfish
19:10because I want
19:10to tell the truth.
19:11No, I'm saying
19:12it won't help Kim
19:13but it'll destroy us.
19:16Vanessa's been on.
19:17No news on Kim yet, though.
19:19No.
19:20It's going on and on, isn't it?
19:21And what did Vanessa say?
19:23Apparently,
19:24some sort of
19:24homemade snare
19:25has got embedded
19:26in Ice's leg
19:27and caused
19:28a load of damage.
19:30So, obviously,
19:31Kim did have a run-in
19:31with poachers
19:32and she and the horse
19:33came off worse.
19:34I think we're going to have
19:35to get the police involved.
19:37Anyway, I'm going to try
19:38and find Joe.
19:43I said they could use
19:44the stairs.
19:46It was me.
19:47Bloody hell.
19:49Just don't.
19:50You do know Tony's
19:55a straight, married man
19:56with three kids
19:57and he's, you know,
19:58at least 50?
19:59Yeah, well then,
20:00tell Vinny.
20:02What's he even said about it?
20:03Nothing with his mouth.
20:04It's all just
20:05eyes and sighs and...
20:07Say nothing.
20:10Er, do you want a drink?
20:12Oh, er, no, I'm...
20:13I'm all right, thanks.
20:14Oh, er, I'll have some chips
20:15and you'll never guess what,
20:16Vincent.
20:18Lewis's personal trainer,
20:19Tony,
20:20is 50,
20:21straight,
20:22and married
20:23with three kids.
20:24I thought they were an item.
20:26I'll think I'm higher.
20:28Right, right, yeah.
20:29Well, erm,
20:29don't be so hard on yourself.
20:31I had to be done.
20:39He's me, mate.
20:41It's the worst
20:41when you fancy someone
20:42and think that they're taken.
20:49Do you fancy him?
20:52Oh, I haven't really
20:53thought about it.
20:54Well,
20:55can you keep it that way?
20:57Look, we've got a great thing
20:58going us three, yeah?
20:59And any change
21:00might spoil it for me.
21:01Something's happening.
21:10What is it?
21:12Well, er,
21:13it's not good news.
21:15There's just been
21:16so much damage to it yet.
21:18What was it again?
21:19She's just
21:20far from in the clear.
21:23Sorry,
21:24they're just talking about
21:24the tissue
21:26and blood supply.
21:27If she doesn't make
21:28any improvements
21:29by tomorrow,
21:29then, erm,
21:30she's gonna lose
21:32her leg.
21:32okay,
21:34go, go, go, go.
21:45Go, go.
21:45Go.
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