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00:30And everything's in place.
00:33You're absolutely sure about that?
00:36I don't want any cock-ups at the last minute.
00:39It's important.
00:41Very important.
00:43Everything needs to run like clockwork.
00:49Good.
00:51Well, how exciting is all of this?
00:56Oh, and, er, well done, darling.
01:00I'm truly grateful.
01:03Yeah, OK.
01:05Ciao.
01:06Morning.
01:09Who was that? I've never heard you call anyone, darling, before.
01:13Ah, just an old friend I've known for years.
01:16Er, coffee?
01:17No, I best crack on.
01:19Are, er, Joe and Dawn back yet?
01:21Oh, they're still in Edinburgh.
01:23Are you still up for helping out at the Christmas fair today?
01:27Try and stop me.
01:29As I said, it's very good PR for me.
01:31Yeah, it's also for a very good cause.
01:33The Hottons Children Ward saved Evan's life, remember?
01:37How could I forget?
01:39And I've encouraged people to buy tickets for that very reason.
01:43Oh, and just so as you know, I want you to be on the same stall as me.
01:46I don't want to get lumbered with Nicola or Claudette.
01:49In fact, forget the cleaning.
01:54Come with me now.
01:55No, it just means I'll have more to do tomorrow.
01:58You go ahead.
01:59All right, well, maybe I'll have a coffee before I go.
02:02I did say you'd be there at ten and it's five past now already.
02:06All right, I'll skip the coffee.
02:08I'll see you down there in an hour.
02:11Hour and a half tops.
02:12Yeah, I'll be there. Thanks.
02:14Thanks.
02:14Thanks.
02:19So it's work then?
02:22Yeah, it's all systems go, but we need to be careful.
02:25I know that.
02:33Oh, it's you.
02:36You thought it was Ray, didn't you?
02:38Of course, I thought it was him.
02:39Every time I hear a noise, I think it's him.
02:40Whenever my phone goes, I think it's him.
02:42When my phone doesn't go, I'm checking it's not him.
02:43It's, it's, I can't bear this waiting.
02:46Look, my aunt.
02:47I want to phone him.
02:48And say what?
02:49Get him to tell us where it is that we stand.
02:51I mean, we've already coughed up 20 grand.
02:53It's like we're being tortured.
02:55And then we've got this, this payday loan hanging over our heads.
02:58And it's this constant fear of, I don't know, somebody hammering on the door,
03:01demanding it back, threatening us.
03:02It's too much.
03:03It's all too much.
03:04Look, I know.
03:04And I'm sorry.
03:06I was desperate.
03:07No, no, I'm, I'm not having a go.
03:09I'm not.
03:10I get it.
03:10I'm just saying I don't know where we go from here.
03:14So do you want me to phone him?
03:16What do you think?
03:17I don't know.
03:19I'm not sure.
03:20Look, what if it riles him?
03:22He said he'd be in touch.
03:23But when?
03:23I know, but we only saw him yesterday, love.
03:26Maybe we just need to give him a little bit more time.
03:28I can't.
03:28I just can't.
03:29I feel like I'm going crazy.
03:31Right, then we need to contact him.
03:32I'll do it.
03:41At least they're on time.
03:59Are you nervous?
04:00A bit late for that, Sam.
04:05Good to see you again, Sam.
04:06How you doing?
04:07All right.
04:08You must be the infamous Lydia.
04:10Oh, dear.
04:11Yeah, yeah, that's me.
04:12Very, very nice to meet you, Lydia.
04:14Now, I would introduce this ugly lot,
04:17but unfortunately they don't have names
04:19because they're animals.
04:23So if I were you, Lydia,
04:24I would just keep them well looked after
04:25and you should be okay.
04:28What's up, dogs I can hear?
04:29Oh, you're quick off the mark, Sam.
04:30Well, you know, actually,
04:31we thought we could do a bit of hair coursing.
04:34What do you reckon?
04:37That's illegal.
04:38No.
04:39It's not, is it?
04:42Well, I won't tell if you don't tell.
04:45It's also a dead crawler, no.
04:52You know, we paid a lot of money to be here.
04:55I know.
04:56So, if you're not up to the task,
05:00I will be expecting a full refund.
05:04Look, will you give me and Sam a minute
05:07to discuss this?
05:08It won't take long.
05:12No!
05:14No, no, no, of course not.
05:15Please.
05:16Do what you have to do.
05:21There's no way I'm letting them do hair coursing.
05:24Look, Sam, you said yourself you need the money.
05:26What were Christmas and everything?
05:27Don't change the fact that they can't do it.
05:30Okay.
05:31I'll sort it.
05:34How?
05:36I've absolutely no idea.
05:37So, at every station on the map,
05:47the shop, the hide, the church...
05:49The caf?
05:50Yes, and the caf as well.
05:51It's all down there on the map.
05:53Anyway, there are these games, you see.
05:55What sort of games?
05:57I'm not sure.
05:58They're all different.
05:59Anyway, once you've completed the games...
06:01How many games are there?
06:02Will you please just let me finish?
06:04All right, just don't blow a gasket.
06:07You get a stamp.
06:08But you stick here.
06:11And once you've completed all the games,
06:12you get a prize.
06:13Ooh, what sort of prize?
06:17As you were.
06:19And the first child to complete the games
06:21wins an e-bike,
06:23courtesy of an anonymous donor.
06:24What?
06:25An e-bike?
06:26Wow.
06:27Give me that back.
06:28Ka-ching!
06:29That e-bike is yours.
06:31Have a word.
06:35Yeah, sure.
06:36Come over there, darling.
06:36Walk me a minute.
06:38So, I take it you've got the green light, then?
06:40Indeed.
06:40So, we all set?
06:42Well, not yet.
06:43But we will be.
06:44And Noah's going to be in charge, OK?
06:46Sure, that's wise.
06:47Well, you have left it a bit late in the day.
06:49And to be fair, I've promised Moses
06:50I'm going to take him round this
06:51Christmas trail thingy.
06:54Oh, come on, cut me some slack.
06:55I'm being nice.
06:56Well, I think my very generous payment
06:58to you in cash
06:59may have swayed your decision.
07:01Oh, nothing comes for free these days, does it?
07:04Hmm.
07:05A sex bomb, sex bomb
07:07You're a sex bomb
07:09You can give it to me
07:10when I need to come along
07:12A sex bomb, sex bomb
07:14You're my sex bomb
07:16Baby, you can turn me on
07:18Come and see me sing later.
07:23Not if I can help it.
07:25Hooah!
07:27Do not mop this up.
07:29Oi, I'm doing you a favour, remember?
07:33My dad used to go hair hunting
07:35when I was little.
07:36And he used to say to me
07:37Do you know something, Lydia?
07:38It's them dogs that have all the fun.
07:40And he was absolutely right.
07:42Because they do
07:43chasing round like little ferrets
07:45while the men stand around
07:46doing absolutely nothing.
07:48Pheasant shooting, though.
07:50Now, that's a game of skill.
07:52It's a man's game.
07:53Plus, you get something much nicer
07:55to take home, will you?
07:57I tell you what,
07:58as an added extra,
07:59why don't we throw out some snares?
08:01Then you can take some rabbits home and all.
08:02I bet your wives will be pleased with that.
08:04Oh, I'm pretty sure Lucinda
08:05would be horrified, but...
08:07You know,
08:09I must admit,
08:11it's sounding like a good option,
08:13have you?
08:14Great, well then,
08:15let's get this party started.
08:17I thought you didn't remember your dad.
08:21I don't.
08:22I made it all up.
08:23Oh.
08:24I'd better get a shift on.
08:25I told Kim I'd meet her in the village.
08:27Oi, by the way,
08:29what time's lunch?
08:30Sorry?
08:31We usually like to eat around one.
08:35One it is, then.
08:37Marvellous.
08:39You never mentioned anything about lunch.
08:41Yeah, neither did they.
08:42Must be something Kim does.
08:44Are you going to do it then?
08:45Make them lunch?
08:45I don't have much choice, do I?
08:47But I'm going to have to be quick about it.
08:55I'll go.
08:56Come here for three.
09:03Well, I must say,
09:04it's very nice of you inviting me over.
09:07Special occasion, is it?
09:09Morning, Lonnie.
09:10How are you?
09:12Not going to pop the kettle on?
09:15I'd rather get this over and done with.
09:17There was me expecting tea and biscuits.
09:19We just want to know where we stand.
09:24Where you stand?
09:26Well, maybe you'd like to clarify exactly what you mean by that.
09:31We gave you 20 grand yesterday.
09:34Yes, I remember it well.
09:36So what happens now?
09:39We just want our daughter back.
09:42Right.
09:43Well,
09:44if you think I'm going to give April up just because you gave me 20 grand,
09:49then you two are very naive.
09:52Sorry?
09:53She is my best girl.
09:54She is.
09:56I'm telling you,
09:57she is the best drugs runner I have had in a long time,
10:01and I've had a few.
10:02You see,
10:03your little girl,
10:04she's got what it takes.
10:06she is so innocent-looking that nobody in their right mind is going to suspect her of dealing,
10:15well,
10:17drugs.
10:19She's perfect.
10:20She's a credit to you and an asset to me in more ways than one.
10:23So what's it going to take to make this stop?
10:27To stop?
10:31Two grand a week starting tomorrow.
10:34How are we supposed to manage that?
10:36We've just booked out 20 grand.
10:38That's all we have.
10:39Well,
10:39that's not my problem,
10:40darling,
10:41but that's what she brings in.
10:43Like I said,
10:44she's very good.
10:45And you want that paying every single week?
10:47In cash?
10:48Yeah.
10:48But we can't afford that.
10:49And then she goes back on the street.
10:51Over my dead body.
10:52No, Dad,
10:52it's okay.
10:54I'll do it.
10:56Good girl.
11:11No.
11:12No,
11:13I'm not having it.
11:14Dad,
11:14it is fine.
11:15I will do it.
11:16I've done it for months now anyway.
11:18And what choice have you got?
11:20You can't afford it.
11:21Your daughter is brighter than you are.
11:24Either I get my money,
11:25or she goes back on the streets.
11:26And I'll leave you to fight it out.
11:33You cannot carry on dealing drugs.
11:36And you cannot afford two grand a week.
11:39We'll find it.
11:40How?
11:41You've just put yourself in massive debt because of me.
11:45And look at the stress that it's causing.
11:47It's tearing us apart.
11:48And for what?
11:49For that money to go up again in three weeks?
11:52And then go up again and again and again.
11:55Because that is how these people operate.
11:57There has got to be a way out.
11:59There isn't.
12:00The second you start trying to get into his head,
12:02you know what happens.
12:04The heavies will be at the door,
12:05threatening you,
12:06threatening Leo,
12:07and you won't ever feel safe again.
12:10But what...
12:10What if he does stop making you see men again?
12:16Prostituting you?
12:16I've already told you he wouldn't do that.
12:18How can you be sure?
12:19How can you trust him?
12:20Because I'm not good at it.
12:23No.
12:24We're not doing it.
12:26We'll find a way.
12:28Well, until you do, I am.
12:30I'm sorry, but that's the end of it.
12:32I'm going to go calling.
12:33What's happening to us?
12:42I don't know, love.
12:44I really don't know.
12:49Oh, don't you just love Christmas?
12:52Yeah.
12:52Makes me want to be a kid again.
12:54Oh, I'd give anything for a glass of white wine right now.
12:57I'll have to settle for an orange juice, I think.
12:59Only so much fun a girl can have before she needs to sit down,
13:02especially when she's pregnant.
13:03Oh, Moses, come on, pull your finger out.
13:07Got it, you copy, Kerry and Kyle.
13:08They're doing really well.
13:09Yeah, well, they want her in the e-bike, don't they?
13:12E-bike?
13:13Yeah, it's what they get if they finish all the games.
13:15Some anonymous donor, apparently.
13:18Right, how'd you know that?
13:19Kerry told me.
13:20Oh, right, no wonder she's keen.
13:22Hey!
13:24I saw you do that!
13:26What?
13:27Oh, yeah.
13:30Hey, let's hear.
13:32Whoops!
13:32What, are you?
13:34Watch what you're doing, please.
13:35Come on, have a go.
13:35Yes!
13:36Oh, so close.
13:37Oh, great.
13:38Now it's war.
13:39Yep.
13:39The battle line's well and truly been drawn.
13:43You've not seen Lydia, have you?
13:45Why?
13:45Have you lost her?
13:46I was supposed to meet her in the village, but she didn't show up.
13:51Have you tried to give her a call?
13:53I have been.
13:54She's not picking up.
13:56I'm telling you.
13:57She'd better not have done a despairing act.
14:01Not after all the trouble I've gone to.
14:03Yeah.
14:03Excuse me.
14:04Just a couple of times.
14:05Come on.
14:07LAUGHTER
14:08Cheers!
14:10I'm running late.
14:11Sorry.
14:12Where are you?
14:13Still at the house.
14:16I told you I wanted you with me today.
14:19I got way laid.
14:20Doing what?
14:23Lydia, I don't care if you're not finished.
14:26You know me, I don't like doing things by halves.
14:30Yeah.
14:30Yeah, I'll be there.
14:33Right, where's this through then, Lydia?
14:35I found it.
14:36Oh, sorry.
14:37I had it back.
14:38Look, I'm going to have to go.
14:39I'll see you at the cafe.
14:40Bye.
14:41Bit of sustenance, boys.
14:42How about that?
14:43Who that?
14:44Kim, she wants me down there now.
14:46Well, you can't leave.
14:47They need feeding.
14:48They're getting leery.
14:49Well, then I'm going to have to get a shifty on.
14:50Kim's not going to wait forever.
14:52And the last thing we want is her coming back here.
14:56Are you sorry me, ma'am?
14:58Don't sorry me.
14:59Go on.
14:59LAUGHTER
15:00Is everything all right?
15:04Not sure.
15:09I'm going to make a sandwich.
15:10Do you want one?
15:11No, thanks.
15:14You do need to eat something, love.
15:16I honestly couldn't.
15:18Is she in her bedroom?
15:19Yeah.
15:21Maybe I'll go up.
15:22Say what?
15:24She is right.
15:25We don't have the money.
15:27Heaven knows how we're going to pay these debts back,
15:29and that's without adding to her.
15:30I just feel so useless.
15:31Hiya.
15:36I'm off out.
15:38Where to?
15:40Work.
15:40I ate a phoandre.
15:43But before I do,
15:44can I have a favour?
15:46Yeah, sure.
15:47What is it?
15:49I want to go see Dylan.
15:51Right.
15:52Do you want to go on home?
15:54Yeah.
15:54Yeah, please.
15:55I'll just grab a bottle of water from the fridge.
16:04I can't believe we're letting her do this for us.
16:06We don't have a choice.
16:07So, the purpose of the game is to stick the nose on the Rudolph.
16:14Obviously, it wouldn't be much fun if there weren't a few obstacles in the way.
16:17So, when you hear the whistle, go.
16:19Oh.
16:20WHISTLE BLOWS
16:21I believe Grandad's rope means cover his break.
16:24I want to play.
16:26Can the grown-ups turn the kids around a few times
16:28and then shout which way to go?
16:30And remember, no touching.
16:31So, are we ready?
16:33Ready.
16:34Steady.
16:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:36He's not even blown the whistle yet.
16:38Sorry.
16:38I'll be sorry.
16:39Just don't do it again.
16:40Oh, somebody's competitive.
16:41Oh, yeah, like you're not.
16:43Right, let's start again, shall we?
16:45Ready.
16:45Steady.
16:47Okay.
16:48Take a pause.
16:49Step forward.
16:49Stop.
16:50Stop.
16:50Stop.
16:51And go.
16:52Stop.
16:52To the right.
16:53Turn left.
16:54Right.
16:54Oh, no.
16:54Stop right.
16:55Turn right.
16:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:57Start the game.
16:59She's cheating.
17:00Sorry, I barely even touched him.
17:03You're not supposed to touch him at all.
17:05Well, you two behave.
17:07I had a dream that you, er, you woke up.
17:18So when I came to see you today, I guess I hoped that you had, but...
17:22I've decided to keep on dealing.
17:29I have to, because if I don't, we'll lose everything.
17:32I just, I don't want it to make me become hard.
17:41Because it does, doesn't it?
17:42I can feel it happening sometimes.
17:45You know, that feeling of toughening up or putting a front on.
17:50I feel like even my dad thinks I'm a stranger sometimes.
17:55You're really warm.
18:05It's cold out.
18:06It's almost Christmas, and there's trees and lights everywhere.
18:15Christmas music.
18:19I just wish you were here.
18:22I know you are, but properly.
18:26Please just wake up.
18:32Take three steps forward, quickly.
18:34Keep going.
18:36Another one.
18:37One to the left.
18:38Just keep going.
18:39One to the left.
18:40Right, now go for it.
18:41Just go for it.
18:42Do it, do it, do it.
18:43Oh, what a shame.
18:46That's because of you, that.
18:48No, it isn't.
18:49I'm sorry, are you going to let her get away with that?
18:52No.
18:53Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:54Sorry, but he pinned it on the backside.
18:56Yeah, because of you.
18:58And I declare Kyle the winner.
19:00What?
19:01We won.
19:02We won.
19:03We really, really won.
19:04Oh, right.
19:05No need to gloat.
19:07Aw.
19:08Loser.
19:09Double loser.
19:10Get the picture.
19:11I hated that.
19:13Me and all.
19:14Just think of the prize at the end.
19:16I don't care about the prize.
19:18Hey, where are you going?
19:20We've got another game left yet.
19:22Oh, Brent.
19:23How's it going?
19:24I really wish I hadn't said I'd spend the day with her now.
19:26This is an absolute nightmare.
19:32You all right?
19:33Yeah.
19:34I'm a bit tired, that's all.
19:36I've been sleeping too good.
19:38They're posing with Dylan.
19:39I just wanted to give her some space.
19:40How is she?
19:42Okay.
19:44Must be hard for her.
19:47Yeah.
19:48I wish she'd wake up.
19:49Don't we all?
19:53I can't help but blame myself a bit.
19:56Why?
19:57This had nothing to do with you.
19:58I'm insisting on a stupid birthday party and you said you didn't want one.
20:03And we started taking drugs again.
20:05Bit of a coincidence, isn't it?
20:06Paddy, this is honestly not your fault.
20:08It can't have helped, can it?
20:11Listen, I'm sorry I've not been round more.
20:13It's fine.
20:14No, it's not.
20:15I'm your mate.
20:16I should have been there for you.
20:17I'm keeping away.
20:18You were worried about April and seeing Dylan.
20:21He's a bad influence.
20:22And I understand that and I get it.
20:25But I'd probably done exactly the same in your position.
20:27So please, please, stop denying it.
20:29I know that was the reason.
20:31Paddy, I swear to you, you couldn't be further from the truth.
20:33That's not the reason I've been keeping my distance.
20:35Dylan's a good lad.
20:36I like him a lot.
20:37So where did you stay away?
20:43Tell me.
20:47It can't be that bad.
20:51Hey lads.
20:52How's it going?
20:53Hiya.
20:54How you doing?
20:55Yeah, good Paddy.
20:56I just thought I'd pop in.
20:58See if there's any news.
21:00So how is he?
21:15Er, I haven't seen him yet.
21:16Eiffel's with him.
21:17Okay.
21:18Alright.
21:19Is that why Marlon's here, is it?
21:22It's been nice to catch up with him.
21:23I've not really seen him much recently.
21:26Right.
21:27Is he okay?
21:28He looks a bit...
21:29Yeah, I know what you mean.
21:31Something's not right, is it?
21:32But, er...
21:33Don't worry about it.
21:35I'll get it out.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Oh, excuse me.
21:42Got your coffee.
21:43Oh, cheers.
21:46So what were you saying?
21:48Sorry?
21:49Just now.
21:50About...
21:51Not being round.
21:54How is he?
21:58The same.
21:59I just want him to wake up now.
22:01Yeah.
22:02We all do.
22:07Er...
22:08Actually, I...
22:09I need to get off.
22:10Yeah.
22:11Places to be.
22:12April.
22:13Hi.
22:14I, er...
22:15I was just saying I'm actually going.
22:16You going anywhere nice?
22:17Er...
22:18I'm going anywhere.
22:19Oh.
22:20Well.
22:21Be good.
22:22I'll, er...
22:23Walk you out.
22:24No, it's fine.
22:25You stay here.
22:26Oh, I want to.
22:27I said it's fine.
22:30Kids, eh?
22:31Yeah.
22:32Over!
22:37Time to call it a day, lads.
22:40Come on, Oliver.
22:41It's time to wrap things up.
22:42Stop being such a killjoy, Sammy.
22:45You've bagged enough peasants for one day.
22:46Now, come on, play nice or you're going to get me in trouble.
22:51Right, lads.
22:52It really is time to go.
22:53There's a car there.
22:54I reckon they've seen us.
22:55Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
23:02You coming, sir?
23:13Hey, yeah.
23:14All good.
23:15I've just finished up, actually.
23:26Who cares about winning a stupid e-bike?
23:29Driver a scooter instead.
23:30Turn.
23:32Oof.
23:35Aww.
23:36Why, why, why, why are you cheating?
23:37No, I'm not.
23:38Ladies, ladies, can you please stop yelling?
23:42Come round this way now.
23:43Ow!
23:44That hurt.
23:45It was meant to.
23:46Look, do not resort to physical violence,
23:48or else I'll have no option but to ask you to leave.
23:53Stop standing on my candy canes, man.
23:56Well, then shift out of my way, maybe.
23:57Well, I got here first.
23:58Go back to where you were.
24:00Honestly, they're worse than the kids.
24:01Oh, don't worry.
24:02They'll soon be over.
24:03I don't want to do anything now.
24:04I'm just about to get this candy cane.
24:06Who else are they?
24:11Look at what you've done.
24:13That wasn't me.
24:14They didn't just fall off the chair by themselves, did they?
24:17So I don't care who it was.
24:18I want both of you to pick them up now!
24:21I'll do it.
24:23No, I'll do it.
24:24Well, I knocked them over, didn't I?
24:25Oh, did you then?
24:26So you're admitting that now, are you?
24:27Yeah, I'm here.
24:28Well, I'll help the blue ones.
24:31There we go.
24:34Louis, best Christmas?
24:36This one?
24:37Well, how would you know?
24:38It's not even happened yet.
24:39Well, it's my first Christmas with my adopted family and my real family, so you know it's
24:43extra special.
24:44Aw!
24:45I normally try and avoid my family at Christmas.
24:48Well, that's a bit sad.
24:50Only joking.
24:51We don't celebrate Christmas at ours.
24:53However, if there's any parties going, count me in because I'm your man.
24:56Oh, oh!
24:57In fact, I could organise one.
24:59No, thank you.
25:00You organised the last one, so nope.
25:02Are you on a ghost low or have you down tools for the day?
25:05Oh, all right.
25:06I'll go and act busy.
25:08Vin.
25:09Do you fancy her?
25:10Don't be daft.
25:11No!
25:12Anyone seen Lydia?
25:13No, we haven't.
25:14She's supposed to be helping us out.
25:15Where the hell is she?
25:16Well, have you tried calling her?
25:17If anyone else asked me that.
25:18Sorry?
25:19Maybe she's still up at the house.
25:20Look, if you see her, tell her I'm looking for her.
25:21Sorry, sorry.
25:22Oi!
25:23Where have you been?
25:24Never mind.
25:25We've got to get to the pub.
25:26Now.
25:27What for?
25:28Stop asking questions.
25:29We're late.
25:30But I don't understand.
25:31All will be revealed.
25:32Come on.
25:33What's happening at the pub?
25:34It's a surprise.
25:35It's a surprise.
25:36It's a surprise.
25:37It's a surprise.
25:38It's a surprise.
25:39It's a surprise.
25:40It's a surprise.
25:41It's a surprise.
25:42It's a surprise.
25:43It's a surprise.
25:44It's a surprise.
25:45It's a surprise.
25:46It's a surprise.
25:48It's a surprise.
25:49Who for?
25:50If I told you that, it wouldn't be a surprise.
25:53Can we come?
25:54Fine.
25:55More the merrier.
25:56Hang on.
25:57I want to come.
25:58Wait for me.
25:59Let's go.
26:00Sorry, everyone.
26:01You're going to have to leave.
26:02We've got a bit of an emergency.
26:03Have you had a nice time?
26:04Gingerbreads.
26:05Merry Christmas.
26:06Quick, quick, quick.
26:07Out we go.
26:08Why are you having a go at me?
26:09She started it.
26:11Will you listen to yourself?
26:13You're supposed to be a grown woman.
26:15All right.
26:16Fine.
26:17I'll admit it.
26:18Things got a bit heated, but it was a game and that's what happens.
26:21Right.
26:22Look.
26:23Me and Sarah are getting married, okay?
26:25That's her granddaughter, so I kind of need you and her to get on.
26:29Okay, fine.
26:31I promise I'll give it a go.
26:33You know what the problem is with you two?
26:35What?
26:36You two alike.
26:37Or behave yourself.
26:38My, erm, gran's got something to say.
26:42Look, don't worry.
26:45There's no need to apologise.
26:47I think we've both been as bad as each other today, haven't we?
26:50No, I'm not here to apologise.
26:52Hmm?
26:53No.
26:54And just so you know, in case you're wondering, I'm off to collect my e-bike.
26:56Okay.
26:57Well, I hope you and it will be very happy together.
26:59Oh, believe me, babe.
27:00We will.
27:01Don't worry.
27:02Fancy a rematch?
27:03You want to embarrass yourself even further?
27:05That's a bit pathetic.
27:06Mm-hmm.
27:07Okay, well, if you're too scared...
27:08Oh, no!
27:09I'm getting used to winning.
27:11Or...
27:12You do realise that you only won because you cheated, yeah?
27:17That was horrendous.
27:18If they're gonna be like that over some silly little competition,
27:21what are they gonna be like on our wedding day?
27:23Worse.
27:33Well, this is a turn up for the books.
27:35I've never had a guitarist and a backing singer before.
27:38Oh!
27:39When did your mum organise this?
27:41Oh, I'm not sure.
27:42Better go and tell them what numbers I'm doing, eh?
27:46Oh, great.
27:48Does this mean we've got to listen to him catawarning all afternoon?
27:51No, it does not, actually, but don't say I said anything.
27:54So why is the stage set up?
27:56I'm sworn to secrecy.
27:57Sorry.
27:58Come on.
27:59Come on.
28:00Stop pushing me!
28:01Right.
28:02Sit.
28:03And do not move.
28:04Come on.
28:05Please don't say we came to see him.
28:06Oh, I'd rather listen to a cat being castrated.
28:08We're wasting.
28:09Not far off.
28:10Oh, can't we?
28:11Oh, not Bob again.
28:13Not Bob again.
28:14No.
28:15I was beginning to think you weren't coming.
28:17So was I till a few moments ago.
28:20However, we're here now.
28:22Is everything ready?
28:23As ready as it can be.
28:25And, er, where's You-Know-Who?
28:27Resting.
28:28Backstage.
28:29Noah, get us a white whale, will ya?
28:32Actually, make it a larger fees on.
28:34I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait.
28:36Maybe you can give You-Know-Who a little nudge.
28:40Hey, who's You-Know-Who?
28:42You are gonna find out very soon.
28:44Ah, well, looks like this is it.
28:50Oh, what are you doing here?
28:52It's you.
28:53I'm about to give a big introduction.
28:55Oh.
28:56Will somebody tell us what's going on?
28:58Er, not long now.
29:00Right, everybody.
29:01I would like to introduce you to someone.
29:04Ah, and that would go back to a cafe.
29:05Yeah, me and all.
29:07Someone very special.
29:10In fact, I know he has a very special place in Lydia's heart.
29:14What's she talking about me for?
29:16You could say the person I'm talking about
29:19is a bit of a fan favourite.
29:22Humble fan favourite.
29:24No, this would be a bit more uncharitable.
29:26So, ladies and gentlemen,
29:29without further ado, if you'd like to put your hands together
29:32and give a very warm Emmerdale welcome
29:35to the one and only
29:39Mr. Jason Donovast!
29:42I really appreciate you.
29:54Great to be here.
29:58Great to be here.
29:59Look at this.
30:01You all look so great!
30:03Jason Donovan.
30:18It's Jason Donovan.
30:20Calm down.
30:26You need to calm down.
30:28This is where you are.
30:32Why are you hiding in here?
30:34Because I needed a moment.
30:35Yeah, well, you need to get back out there.
30:37Cos he's signing autographs and he's meeting people.
30:40And he's hoping to be here forever.
30:42There's no way I can talk to him.
30:43Of course there is. Don't be silly.
30:45Kim, I'll be a blabbering wreck. Here, feel my heart.
30:49Well, well, it's certainly working.
30:52Pull yourself together cos I want you to meet him.
30:54What if I faint?
30:56Then I'll be there to catch you.
30:57Come on.
31:01What is wrong with you?
31:02He's not going to want to talk to me.
31:04Well, of course he is.
31:05He's only here because of you.
31:07How do you mean?
31:08OK.
31:09So I explained how you'd missed the concert.
31:13How terribly upset you were.
31:15And he was delighted to come along and sing for you.
31:18This is the moment you have dreamed of, Lydia.
31:22And I am so pleased to have made it happen.
31:25You really did this for me?
31:27Yes.
31:29I am terribly fond of you.
31:32You're kind. You're good-natured.
31:35You're the sort of person that does something for anyone.
31:42And now it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
31:45So enjoy it.
31:47I can't believe you've done this.
31:49Lydia, you're my best friend.
31:54Now, come on.
31:55I haven't gone to all this trouble for you to be hiding in the loo.
32:00I don't know what to say.
32:02Then say nothing.
32:03Come on.
32:05Let's get out there.
32:10I wonder if my gran and Kerry have stopped arguing yet.
32:14I doubt it.
32:16Honestly, it was like something out of Clash of the Titans.
32:18Yeah.
32:19Let's remember to put them on separate tables when we get married.
32:22Last thing we want is a bunfire.
32:24Oh, there's always a bunfire at a dingle wedding.
32:26Hmm.
32:29Let's not tell them we're getting married.
32:32Bit late for that, seeing as they already know that we're engaged.
32:34No.
32:35What I mean is, let's not tell them when.
32:39Let's just do it and tell them afterwards.
32:41What, as in get married in secret?
32:43Yeah.
32:44I mean, your mum's not here.
32:46Neither's mine.
32:47So let it just be me and you.
32:50Look.
32:51I know you wanted the whole fairytale wedding.
32:54But the way them two behaved today, it's gonna end up being more like a horror movie.
32:58So.
33:00Shall I book the registrar?
33:03Yeah, fine.
33:05I've just had an idea.
33:07Why do we get married on Christmas Eve?
33:10That soon?
33:11Well, yeah, I mean, I've always wanted a winter wedding and doing it on Christmas Eve would make it so special.
33:16I mean, we'd have to get organising really quick.
33:19Either that or we could speak to Belle.
33:21Tell her not to say anything.
33:25What?
33:27She, Mum, would have been in her absolute element organising your wedding.
33:33Yeah.
33:35Yeah, she would have.
33:37Especially at this time of year.
33:38She'd have wanted sleigh bells, carriages, artificial snow.
33:43Yeah, knowing her, that is exactly what we'd have got.
33:54We're actually getting married.
33:56I know, I can't believe it.
33:57Yeah, no, she left about, um, about five minutes ago, but it's all a bit awkward, I'm honest.
34:11Because Ray was here.
34:13No, no, no, he's gone now, but I think she felt a bit, a bit caught out, you know.
34:19Wasn't she was supposed to be on that job for him, wasn't she?
34:24No, he was fine.
34:25Actually, like, everything was normal.
34:26Even Paddy, getting old gauze on fire.
34:28Yeah, completely sick, I know.
34:30I mean, I want you to kill me.
34:32Listen, I'd better go out soon a bit.
34:34Just, er, Rhona, wondering where I am.
34:35Right.
34:36Come here.
34:37I just managed to get hold of a doctor.
34:41You're not gonna believe this.
34:44After being told to prepare for the worse, they're now saying he's turned a corner.
34:49And he's doing really well.
34:50In fact, he's doing that well.
34:52They reckon that if he keeps improving, they might be able to wake him up in the next day or two.
34:57But that's absolutely fantastic.
34:59I know, I can't tell you how relieved I am.
35:03My biggest fear was him not pulling through.
35:06Me too.
35:08Maybe when he wakes up he can tell us what happened.
35:11Yeah.
35:13Come on, Dylan, you can do it.
35:16Yeah, he can.
35:19I just want you to wake up.
35:21Aw, thank you so much!
35:22I can't tell you what this means to me.
35:24I have liked you for, like, forever.
35:28It was a pleasure to meet you, Lydia.
35:30Give me a hug.
35:31Come on.
35:33Strong!
35:36Since when did you know Jason Donovan?
35:39His agent happens to be a friend of mine.
35:41I met Jason at a party once, sir.
35:43Lovely man.
35:45I bet you're not gonna wash that cardi for a week.
35:47Oh, if ever.
35:48I'm sorry, you don't know who Jason Donovan is?
35:51Yeah, of course.
35:52I do a broad word of him.
35:53Who aren't?
35:54I just don't know that many of his songs.
35:56Where have you been?
35:58Cheer up, mate.
36:00Cheer up.
36:01I could murder him.
36:02This was supposed to be my gig and he's gone and hijacked it.
36:06Er, is that Jason Donovan over there?
36:09Or am I hallucinating?
36:10That is Jason Donovan.
36:11What on earth is he doing in here?
36:12I'm mad and bucked him for Lydia.
36:15I have to have a selfie.
36:16Oh, but before I do, I drove past your place today and I've got to say, that shooting party looked well dodgy.
36:22And there wasn't anyone with them that I recognised either.
36:25Er, what shooting party?
36:26Er, up at yours.
36:27They all look paralytic.
36:29They were taking pot shots everywhere.
36:31Really dangerous, Kim.
36:32Health and safety would have had a field day.
36:34Oh, God.
36:37Hey, Dad!
36:39Oh, God.
36:41I'm your biggest fan, mate.
36:43Really?
36:44Yeah, I've got all your CDs and a poster.
36:46Oh, you little liar.
36:48Er, you er...
36:49Huh?
36:50You couldn't sign me chest, could you?
36:51And then I'm going to get a tattoo.
36:55That'll be your first.
36:57You!
36:58Sam, you are not going to believe what I'm about to tell you.
37:01Jason Donovan is only standing over there.
37:03And do you know why?
37:04Cos he came to see me.
37:05Me!
37:06Little me!
37:07Are you on drugs?
37:08Don't be silly.
37:09Kim booked him for me, you know, cos I didn't get to see him in concert.
37:13And what a lovely thing to do.
37:15Oh, wow.
37:16That is it.
37:17I feel really wrong now about organising that shoot.
37:20How did it go, by the way, after I left?
37:23Fine.
37:24I think Vanessa might have driven by, but I don't think she saw her up.
37:28Great, cos I'd hate Kim to find out about this.
37:30Especially after organising this for me.
37:32I wish I could have sawed this for you.
37:34You're hearing me now, aren't you?
37:36That's all that matters.
37:38Lydia?
37:39Lydia?
37:40Come on, quickie!
37:41Look at the stage!
37:42What a lovely bunch you all are.
37:53Slightly nuts, but lovely.
37:57Thank you for making us feel welcome today.
37:59We love you, Jason!
38:01Bye!
38:02Bye!
38:03I know!
38:04I know!
38:05I know!
38:06I know!
38:07I know!
38:08I know!
38:09I know!
38:10I know!
38:19No more games today.
38:20They're finished.
38:21And anyway, you're barred.
38:23I'm just here to collect a prize, if you must know.
38:27Oh, right.
38:28The e-bike.
38:29Yeah, the very one.
38:30Oh, please don't bother wrapping it or anything, cos...
38:32Well, I won't have to, seeing as it's already wrapped.
38:35Aye?
38:36I'll just get it.
38:39Well, I'll probably have to unwrap it here then, cos I'm not carrying it home.
38:47So where is it?
38:48The e-bike?
38:49Hold your horses.
38:51There you go.
38:53What's this?
38:54A model e-bike.
38:55It's a limited edition and all.
38:58I was expecting a real e-bike.
39:00I know you were, but I'm afraid this is what you've got.
39:03And if you'd bothered to read this...
39:07...you'd have known.
39:09Now, if you don't mind...
39:11...I'm busy.
39:19I honestly cannot believe that Ray was there!
39:21No, no, mate.
39:22You could have seen him smarming all over Paddy.
39:24It made me want to throw up.
39:26How did it go?
39:28Okay?
39:29Sure?
39:31Yes.
39:32Will you stop worrying, okay?
39:33I'll do it for as long as I have to.
39:35Well, you might not have to for much longer.
39:38I've got some news.
39:41Dylan's on the mend.
39:42The doctors are talking about waking him up in the next few days.
39:45Oh, my God, Marlon. That's fantastic news!
39:47When did this happen?
39:48Right after you left.
39:49Well, this is what we've been waiting for.
39:50Let's just pray he doesn't have a setback.
39:52He won't.
39:53Yeah.
39:54Very soon, you're gonna be rid of Ray.
39:56Well, you'll will.
39:57What are you talking about?
39:59Well...
40:00When Dylan wakes up, we can persuade him to tell the police what happened.
40:03What Ray did.
40:04But...
40:05But what if he doesn't?
40:06What if he decides not to say anything?
40:08Once Dylan knows exactly what they did to him, he will realise that the only way out of this is to go to the police and tell the truth.
40:13But he's gonna be terrified about what's gonna happen to him.
40:16Well, going to the police, this is...
40:18It's not an option.
40:19It's not how we do things.
40:20But even if he stays quiet, nothing will be the same.
40:23Ray and Celia are never gonna trust him again, and Dylan will know that.
40:26God, this is a glimmer of hope, April.
40:32I am gonna treasure this forever.
40:34I'm gonna fuck mine on eBay.
40:36Bit of Stein.
40:38Anyway, as much as I don't wanna leave Jason, I've gotta go.
40:41Why are you off?
40:42Oh, I've got a hot date with Tony.
40:44See you both later.
40:45Bye-bye.
40:47Sorry, but who's Tony?
40:49No idea.
40:50Right.
40:51I can't believe Kim has organised this for me.
40:54Aww.
40:55Yeah, actually, where is Kim?
40:57Is she not here?
40:58No, I've not seen her in ages.
40:59Look, he's getting up again.
41:02Any requests?
41:03Too many broken hearts!
41:05We love you, Daisy!
41:06You already said that one.
41:07Yeah, we let her say it twice.
41:08Last night you talked about leaving.
41:09I said I can't let you go.
41:11It's not just emotional feeling.
41:12I need your body and the soul.
41:13You give me one good reason to leave me.
41:14I'll give you ten good reasons to stay.
41:15You're the only one I believe.
41:16I'll give you ten good reasons to stay.
41:17You're the only one I believe.
41:18I'll give you ten good reasons to stay.
41:22You're the only one I believe in.
41:23I'll be hurt, I'll be hurt if you walk away.
41:26emotional feeling
41:28I
41:30need your body and the soul
41:33You give me
41:34one good reason to
41:36leave me
41:37I'll give you ten good reasons
41:40to stay
41:41You're the only one
41:44I believe in
41:46I'll be hurt, I'll be hurt
41:49If you walk away
41:51Too many
41:53broken hearts
41:54There's too many
41:57trees
41:58Can't wait
41:59Too many
42:02broken hearts
42:03Get out
42:04Get out
42:08Get out
42:09Get out
42:10Get out
42:12Get out
42:14Get out
42:15Get out
42:16Last night
42:18I tried to meet you
42:20So
42:22Everything but uh
42:24You're missing it
42:25Get back here
42:25Quick
42:26So I said
42:27Can't you wait a bit longer
42:30I'll give you all that
42:32Love it should give
42:34It ain't my pride
42:36But my love that is stronger
42:38I'll be hurt, I'll be hurt
42:41If you walk away
42:44Too many broken hearts
42:46hearts in the world. There's too many dreams can be broken in two. Too many broken hearts in the world. So I won't give up the fight for you. Too many broken hearts in the world.
43:06There's too many dreams can be broken in two. Too many broken hearts in the world. So I won't give up the fight for you. I won't give up the fight for you.
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