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00:00Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And thank you, Sean. I'll see you
00:17back at my place. Little garage karate. Happy Wednesday, everyone. No, no, no, no, no. I've
00:27heard enough. In a recent interview, former Vice President Kamala Harris said, quote,
00:32there will be a marble bust of me in Congress. And she added how cool it is that they can
00:38carve on something as small as a marble. Because she's stupid. This week, RFK Jr. and Sean Duffy
00:49had a pull-up contest at the Reagan airport. Meanwhile, Joe Biden held a sit-up contest,
00:55meaning he sat up. Netflix will be premiering a new film about a trans chick working in
01:04an Argentinian coal mine. Yeah, it's called The Queen of Coal, which isn't as good as their
01:09original title, Shaft. Speaking of, former First Lady Michelle Obama slammed aging leaders for
01:28holding on too long. To which Joe Biden responded, tell that nurse to shut up.
01:35I think she's stealing from me.
01:42Gavin Newsom claimed his hair literally burst during the Palisades fire. I know you're thinking
01:49his hair looks fine, right? Well, he never said it was on his head.
01:55Boy, tough crowd today, huh? I don't know. I'm too cool to laugh at these jokes.
02:00Former Jeopardy champ Joey DeSena was arrested on charges of felony secret peeping using hidden
02:08cameras in private spaces. Rookie mistake. My bathroom cameras are always visible.
02:17According to the Daily Mail, Ilhan Omar told friends years ago that her second husband was,
02:23in fact, her brother. The wedding guests were tipped off when the couple's first dance
02:27was to, we are family. Thank you. Worse, when they later got divorced, she said,
02:37I think it's best that we see other siblings.
02:43And finally, actress Kate Winslet recently revealed that rapper Eminem once asked her to shave his butt.
02:50See, Dana, it's not that weird.
02:58She won't be watching.
03:00All right, monologue. So the New Yorker just ran a piece this week called How to Leave the USA,
03:07focusing on an organization called GTFO, which helps terrified liberals flee Trump's America.
03:14And one of the places they're helping people move to, the Netherlands, a place whiter than Brett
03:21Bear's teeth, a place so white it makes Dana Perino look like Jasmine Crockett, a place so white it
03:30makes Sweden look like the birthplace of hip hop. Yep, they're fleeing Trump, the man who would be
03:37king for the Netherlands, a place that has a king, Willem Alexander. The Netherlands, yes, has been a
03:45constitutional monarchy since 1814. It even has a coat of arms. But they left all of that out of the
03:54article, along with the crowns, the scepters, and of course, the incest.
03:57Wow. So the big question is, what are these Americans escaping? Because nothing's actually
04:08impacting them except their own mental state. The only border crisis they personally experience
04:14is the one between reality and Rachel Maddow. These people aren't political refugees. They're
04:21running from their own minds. They need a restraining order from themselves. And they're
04:26pulling what addicts call a geographic. It's when you think that by moving to a new town,
04:32your obsession won't follow. But give a meth head 48 hours in any city, he's going to find
04:37a connect. It's like Joy Behar sniffing out truffles. Now they're coming to life. And with
04:48Trump derangement addiction, you can find a headline, an essay, a tweet. Hell, with modern technology,
04:55you can still get a steady drip of Joy Reid no matter where you move.
04:59So let's take it from the immortal words of Peter Weller.
05:04Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
05:11It's true. Buckaroo banzai. But it's true, you're still you wherever you are with the same
05:23obsessions, fears, and anxieties. Look at Rosie. Three words guaranteed to cause erectile dysfunction.
05:33She crossed the Atlantic with Captain Ahab in hot pursuit, and she's more miserable
05:39than ever. And that's saying something. The last time this broad smile was when she was in fifth
05:44grade when a nun forgot to wear underwear. But Trump lives in her head. So where she goes,
05:55so does Trump. He's like a cat in a pet carrier, and that pet carrier is her brain. In this article,
06:03one woman claims that the more she read about Trump, the more she foresaw martial law. Another
06:08wants to leave Texas because her country music band was, quote, all MAGA now. Honey, that's called
06:14living in Texas. That's like going to the BET awards and wondering why you're the only one in
06:20khakis. Now, these chicken littles could all just take a break from CNN or MSNBC, but that's too easy.
06:28And they're addicts, and they're very dramatic about it. So they must move, and they tell everyone
06:33why they're moving. It's all drama-driven hysteria. Because if you're leaving America for no physical
06:39reason, there's no violence, no disaster, no danger, then the cause is purely psychological,
06:45meaning you're going to bring it with you. Your body gets on the plane, but your brain stays right here
06:50soaking in obsession. These people aren't escaping Trump. They're escaping the fantasy of Trump,
06:55the version of Trump they built out of headlines, hashtags, and memes. They can pack their bags,
07:01but they can't unpack this heavy emotional baggage. The problem isn't America. It's them.
07:06But here's what really kills me. There are plenty of places for these people to move in America
07:12that are super-duper blue, and they're called cities. Deep blue dots on the American map.
07:19But that's somehow out of the question. Why? Is it because of the crime? The cost of living?
07:26The corruption? Probably. Yet none of that is Trump's fault. It's all due to the beliefs
07:32these libs have always supported. Beliefs that they plan on taking to the Netherlands.
07:38To which I say, God save the king.
07:43Let's welcome tonight's guest. Her fans went from REM to DNR. Host of the Kennedy Saves the World
07:52podcast, Kennedy. He was the guy in high school who always had a car because he was 30. Comedian Adam
08:02Hunter. In college, she was on the crew team as an oar. New York Times bestselling author and Fox News
08:11contributor Katun. And women wish he snuck into their house with his giant sack. Former NWA
08:20world champion of the Planetary Podcast. I don't know. Mr. Heath's off you now.
08:30Kennedy. Gregory. What do you think they're actually running from? Like, if you're going,
08:36if you are so bothered by all of these thoughts and feelings and you think you're going to go
08:40to another country, what is it that you're running from if you're not being impacted by any of these
08:46policies? So it seems like such a pain in the ass to move to another country. Like, it's hard enough
08:52to move to another state. You know, you have to sell the furniture. You can't fit the U-Haul and you
08:57have to, you know, find someone to help you find a house. You have to get a job. But imagine doing that
09:03like overseas where you've got visas and paperwork. And I know this company does that for you. But once
09:11they get there, they're just going to have to come back because he's only going to be president
09:15for less than three years. Yes. Like, that's it. And they talk about Trump over there, too. Yes. And I
09:22know what was Rosie O'Donnell's therapist, you know, which that has to be worse than an ER doctor
09:30at four in the morning on a Saturday. Yes. When you've got a group of male cheerleaders who come in
09:36and they all have pickle jars up their butts. Accidentally, accidentally. Accidentally. It is a
09:43the great pickle jar accident of 1807. That has to be the youngest job trying to
09:49psychiatrically counsel Rosie O'Donnell. And the woman's just like, Rosie, just stop talking. Stop
09:54calling me. Stop looking at news about Trump. And Rosie's like, I made it two hours. I could
10:01only stop for two hours. And it's like her. Yeah, it's them. The psychiatrist is taking a hand.
10:06All you got to do is turn it off, Adam. Sometimes I wish I could do that to you. Thank you. But not
10:12tonight. You know, it took me two weeks to get the pickle jar out. Tough job, Adam. Yes. But it was
10:20fun trying. It was. Do you think it's extreme to leave? Yeah. Well, first of all, just go. You don't
10:28have to announce it. Rosie O'Donnell leaving is amazing because, number one, you're gone. Two,
10:33there's less us getting possibility of mad cow disease. You know, and, and yeah, I just think
10:40you, I think it's good. I think. Do you want to eat Rosie O'Donnell? No, he doesn't eat
10:46Rosie's. He eats pickles. Yes. Yes. But yeah, no, I'm happy. I don't understand why you have
10:52to announce that you're leaving. Well, I think it was, I think it's, uh, it's within this group
10:56of, of journalists and people who, um, blue sky Twitter, right, Kat? And so that's when they,
11:02they hear these stories and they get them all together and suddenly there's a company that
11:06will help you leave. And that company then is incentivized to paint a dire picture of America.
11:11Yeah. Mm-hmm. My favorite part of this article is they described the woman as having dark bangs.
11:18Yes. We knew that. Like you did not, obviously she has dark bangs. Like you picture it. It's
11:29like we, we already knew. Look, and it's just, it's just their, Texas is wasted on these people.
11:34Like how much would you love to be able to move to Texas? I would move to Texas tomorrow. I know I
11:38would love to move to Texas. I would love to move to Florida. I would love to move to Tennessee.
11:43One of these places where the state is not stealing my income. I would love to be able to do that.
11:49But I just, I can't imagine, like, there's so many things you must think are not an option
11:56before you do this. Like go volunteer somewhere, go do something. I mean, again, like you said,
12:02it's going to be over in a couple of years. One of the women said she makes six figures,
12:06but still has to give plasma to make her, to pay her bills. But that can't, in America,
12:12you don't need to sell plasma if you're making six figures. So there's something off about this
12:17whole thing. Tyrus. I don't know. Bang up, Keith. Can I ask a question? Because many of you know
12:23that I'm dyslexic. Yeah. So I started giggling at the initials and I just want to make sure I'm right.
12:27Could you put the initials up one more time for that place? Was it, what I thought it was,
12:31it was like G? It was S-T-F-U. I don't know. B-T-F-U. B-T-F-U. B-T-F-U. So it was get the
12:36out. Yes. Okay. I just want to make sure. Yeah. Okay. I love this company now. I, yeah. Here's the
12:45deal. This is just attention seeking by people who couldn't afford to do this because it's
12:49Munchausen. It's like, I had to leave the country. And guess what? The media followed. So here you are,
12:56you left the country to get away from the king, the evil orange dragon. Go to the nether. To go sit
13:01in a place where everyone rides bikes. And we know Rosie ain't rocking on no bike. Yeah. To say,
13:09I'm still trouble. You're in a whole new country. Go explore. Yeah. Go chase pickle jars or whatever
13:18your thing is. But to sit two feet, not even six inches from the TV screen saying, hey, me and my
13:25therapist, you need more therapist time. Yeah. Like book him for two hours or zoom him. Get, they need
13:30the, this is the media's fault. You're left. Goodbye. You don't sell anymore. You don't make
13:35money on. So the media is like, oh, we get ratings because Rosie's on. And here's the best part. If we
13:40do it good enough, Gutfeld will pick it up. So I think that's more of what it is because if the media,
13:45if media didn't pick it up, no one was thinking about Rosie. No one's been thinking about Rosie
13:49since she was pretending to be straight as a mom on a sitcom. Like no one's, no one's thinking about
13:54her until she does. And her, her stuff is always terrible and it's hurting her physically. Yeah.
13:59She used to have lips. Yes. Like she's slowly morphing into this. Yeah. It looks like she needs a glass
14:06of water so bad. I'm telling you, man, just like chapstick ain't going to get done. Look at that.
14:11I'm telling you, this is a, like this, this is a true addiction. It does affect you.
14:18Yeah. Yeah. And, and kudos to her makeup team. Those brave sons of bitches. They, they had
14:25to put, I mean, I'm sure she's had the same lipstick for like eight years, but like they
14:29have to try to cover that. You can't. Look at that. But you know, again, the only thing
14:35missing from that mouth is a hook. The only, uh, but I got to go back to this. Why aren't
14:42they even entertaining going to a city? They could just go to a blue city. They are liberal
14:49bastions. They are sanctuaries. They won't go. Well, the last time she was in New York,
14:54she took over the empire state building. Uh, I don't know what you just said, but he's still
15:00crying from what I said. I'm going to take a moment to do this. All right. Up next flame
15:05and Gavin Newsom says his hair burst cat. I'm listening to what Gavin Newsom said about an
15:20incident during the Palisades fire earlier this year. I was up there in the hills with
15:25these guys. And we all turned around when my hair literally burst on. There's a video of it
15:30and they threw me in the car. The guy hits my hair and throws me in the car. He says,
15:34get out of here. You know, Embers, uh, apparently according to the Newsom's office landed in the
15:40governor's haircut and it required, get this immediate removal. This was like really, this
15:46was scary stuff. Um, you know, there were a lot of, a lot of people who died during the
15:50Palisades, Palisades fire. There was untold damage, but this story, it breaks my heart.
15:56So you're saying if you're going to get embers in your hair, you do need to remove them immediately.
16:00Yes. Yes. Because you never know what could happen.
16:02It's unclear when it's packed with so much grease. Yeah. I could have been the world's biggest grease
16:08fire. I just imagine watching this and him giggling about this funny little, what he sees
16:14is this quirky little story as somebody whose house burned to the ground. Yes. I don't think
16:20you would care if his whole hair completely was burned off. You'd still would think that,
16:25oh, this isn't really funny or cute. Yeah. Do you think it is? How many, I mean,
16:29how many permits have been approved? Like a handful of them, you know, Tyrus, do you, um,
16:36listen, I think to this, his staff team, I think we got to take our hats off to him because
16:40they stopped the chemical fire. Um, but that's really where the joking stops. That ember that
16:48hit your head was somebody's life. That was somebody's memories. That was somebody's photo
16:52album. And I think it's disgusting that you could laugh at it. If I was hitting the head with an
16:57ember and I was in charge of a city that burn, that scar or whatever, every day be like, this is not
17:03going to happen to anybody else. We're going to get this neighborhoods fixed. We're going to,
17:06that should have been something that was a war cry. Instead, it's just another one of his
17:10ridiculous, pathetic excuses. Do we know it's true? Do we know it's not true? We don't know,
17:14but that was this footage, whatever. At this point, it doesn't really matter. The point is,
17:18it's like your actions speak a lot louder than the ember. Yeah. And, uh, no, it's funny. I'm
17:23saying California, why aren't they being rebuilt? It's like saying, it's like after 9 11 saying,
17:27oh, I got this dust on my eye, in my eyes, the buildings fell. I'm the victim. All right.
17:33You did say that. I did say that. And I'll never forget. Thank you. So Adam, you live in California.
17:43Are there some jokes associated with that? Well, I mean, it's rough right now. I mean,
17:48like this, it's homeless people everywhere, like living in tents. Like I was like, oh,
17:54I'm going to dress up as a bear, you know, give him the full camping experience. Um, but, but,
18:00but yeah, no, I mean, look, as far as his hair going into flames, the same thing happened to him
18:04when he opened up a Bible, um, but I just, uh, but I think he's happy to take the, cause before he
18:15was sitting like, remember he was sitting like this and everyone was making fun of the way he was
18:19sitting. And I, but I wasn't because it's hard to sit with a yeast infection. Um, so, uh,
18:29Hey, he knows he had a pickle infection. It's true. And, uh, and you know, what's crazy about LA
18:35is that the Olympics are coming to California pretty soon. And, uh, they better not have a torch.
18:45I should have ended on the yeast infection.
18:49Kennedy, this has kind of got to piss you off more than anybody here.
18:56I hate him so much. He's, he's so completely full of. Yeah. It's like, you know, you're,
19:02you're absolutely right. Like every single one of my neighbors who lost, like I had embers hit my
19:07trees. You know, I had ash and lead fill up my house. No one can go in there. Yeah. One person
19:12went in for a couple hours and they were diagnosed with lead poisoning. Like it's like, so you know what
19:17Gavin Newsom is doing? He's allowing the insurance companies to deny all of the claims and record
19:23numbers. So people who have lost their homes, who've lost everything have no recourse. There's
19:28nothing they can do because the state isn't helping them. Karen Bass isn't helping them.
19:32Karen Bass, like it's going to take five or 10 years to rebuild this stuff. Can you imagine if
19:37they had done that in Baltimore with the bridge? Like, ah, well, you know, screw you guys. I hope you had
19:42fun on the other side of the river. Yeah. You know what scares me? It doesn't scare me,
19:47but it disgusts me is that he could still get the Democrat nomination. He's winning in the first.
19:53Yeah. He's, he's doing so well in California, which I don't understand. The only thing I can
19:57chalk that up to is they're so delighted. He's no longer going to be governor. Yeah. Like they're
20:02so happy. He is no longer going to be in charge. And it's like, go, please leave.
20:08And then get somebody really sensible like Katie Porter. Katie Potatoes. I mean, I hope either
20:15Rick Russo or Steve Hilton get in charge and show people how quickly you can get things done
20:20when you get the government the hell out of the way.
20:24Mm-hmm.
20:24You know, all right.
20:29Is Katie a bad choice? Because if the ember went at her head, we would have had to save the ember.
20:35Up next, Kamala's place in history.
20:38Kamala will be a bust. Adam, the New York Times interviewed Kamala Harris. There's a surprise
20:46about her political future. And one key part stood out. She said, quote,
20:51there will be a marble bust of me in Congress. I'm a historic figure like any vice president
20:56of the United States ever was. I'm thinking like if you are a historic figure, you don't tell people
21:04you are. No. Right? Right. That's kind of weird.
21:07Yeah. I think also a marble bust was her nickname for Willie Brown.
21:12I don't know if that tracks, but I like what you're thinking.
21:19Thank you. No, I look, I just can't. I don't know if she's actually saying this because she
21:23believes it or she's like, let me just say crazy stuff to get into the press to sell books.
21:27By the way, her book's doing pretty well at Barnes and Noble because they close all the borders.
21:33Ah!
21:37Little wordplay in there, huh? Nicely done, Adam. All right, Tyrus.
21:42When she brings up being a bust, it kind of puts her in the past. It's like you think of museums.
21:51No, I think of like Ryan Leaf. I think of what's that new New York Giants kid, Carter,
21:58the one that asked for Lawrence Taylor's jersey and he has half a sack and doesn't show up for
22:02practice. She's a bust. She was a horrible pick for the Democratic Party. They drafted her in the
22:08first round. She didn't even make it to the second season. They gave her a huge contract,
22:12a billion dollars, and she messed it off and didn't even make a bunch of babies with it.
22:16So she has no money and she's telling us we're going to make a statue of you and maybe it's
22:21Spencer's. You need to remember that we have all been unburdened by what has been and what has been
22:30is you. There will be no statue. You will be the pun of every VP party when all the VPs get to
22:38together. They'll be like, thank God, we weren't, you know, who. Yeah, she has. And that's a huge
22:43positive point there, Greg. You can't ordain yourself. Great. You can't say you're legendary
22:49when the only thing you can say is like you were the first black Indian VP to get a billion dollars
22:56to get smoked in an election. I'll be honest. I don't want that title. Yeah. You know, not winning
23:02a primary. Yeah. Yeah. You know, Kennedy, it seems like she she's like there's she's attached to
23:12failure. And when you're attached to it, like nobody wants to know if you're a Democrat,
23:16nobody wants to remember 2024. And when you look at her, that's all you see. Well, yes,
23:22because she hasn't made a case for the future. Yeah. And that was the point of this New York Times
23:26story. They're like, you know, this is a woman who in the past as a prosecutor was trying other
23:32people's cases and she can't even try her own case because she's pretty much an empty vessel.
23:39And that's why when she opens her mouth, literally nothing comes out, like nothing consequential,
23:44nothing that makes sense. And here she is just wasting everyone's time. She should be at Spencer
23:51Gifts. She should be on the shelf sitting there next to the fart spray. I love the fact that both
24:01of you brought up Spencer Gifts. I mean, we obviously hear our kids who are dropped off at the mall
24:07for hours at a time. I didn't even get dropped off. I was like, walk that way. There'll be one
24:11eventually. Do you remember at Spencer Gifts that they had these big, like this array of posters?
24:17Yes. Yeah. Go like this. What was the whole point of posters? But you just look, oh, I like that.
24:23And there'd be like a chimp on your wall. Yes. When you buy them, you never open them.
24:28Yeah. They're just there. Yeah. Posters. All right, Kat. Does she deserve a bust?
24:35Well, I mean, everyone gets one who's a vice president, but I think it's very,
24:38it's almost inspiring in a way because I feel like most people, if they were humiliated in the way that
24:46she was humiliated on the national stage would feel some level of embarrassment. They'd feel
24:51some level of sadness. You'd really, I would be wrestling with the fact of, wow, I had all this
24:56money and the whole media behind me and what happened? It must be me. And I would really wrestle
25:01with that. Not her. No. She's like, I get a statue. How cool. But the fact that she brought it up.
25:11No, but that's, you know, I'm getting a statue. Yeah. That is ridiculous. It is remarkable to me
25:17as a person who is, I'm constantly like taking, you know, I'm saying, okay, taking inventory of
25:22myself and where I'm at in my life. Not her. She's like, did you, I get a statue. Like,
25:27how cool is that? It's to say like came from a middle-class family right under it. It should
25:32have a cup holder. Or at least like a little coconut tree hanging over it. And then underneath
25:40her, me playing the bongos. I think it should just have a little spigot like you get at a wine
25:49box right up at the top. There's a right here on her, right here. And you just go, boop. You get a
25:54little thing of wine. All right. Maybe, maybe. Hold on. I just realized that Kat just ruined her
25:59whole day by just saying, yeah, every VP gets one. You're not even special. Not Skylar Holfax.
26:09That he was the vice president. She's like, yeah, everyone gets one. And Skylar Colfax's family's
26:12like, well, you know, we're descendants of Skylar Colfax. And everyone's like, who the hell is that?
26:17He sounds like a character from a general hospital. Skylar, Dr. Skylar Colfax. Who has an evil twin
26:23brother. Yes. Malcolm Colfax. Yes. Who is slightly more consequential than Kamala Harris. Yes.
26:30All right. Coming up, Netflix translude at sea.
26:40Oh, I love this. I love this. Is there nothing finer than a trans coal miner? Tonight on Is This
26:49Even Real Netflix released the trailer for Queen of Coal, a new film about a trans woman. That's a guy
26:55who's a woman who's whatever, who dreams of working in the coal mines. Oh, here's a clip.
27:02Some of the guys say they've seen a shadow. Others say it's just a beam of light. The truth is
27:08everyone believes it's the presence of the black widow, the woman who broke the superstition
27:13and went into the mine on a day that wasn't St. Barbara's Day. It's always been my dream to work
27:19in the mine. Do you feel safe in that work environment? I need a job, not in France. To them,
27:26I'm just another guy. You're not a guy and you're not like them. You ever thought about leaving this
27:30place? I was born wanting to leave. Good thing you didn't. If you say you're a woman now,
27:36then you'll have to do women's work. And you know, this company assigns different jobs to women.
27:48No one can take away what you've earned, Kylie. You earned it. It's yours. I'm a miner, Violet. I'm
27:55miner. Yeah, that's inspired by a real life story. Because who doesn't know a trans woman who yearns to
28:02toil in the coal mines, fighting patriarchy and superstition? Sorry, kids. I call that anyone's
28:10that anyone's life, anyone's life dream was to work in a coal mine. That's the worst job imaginable.
28:21But I guess now it's cool as long as it's a trans person doing it. But if Netflix thinks this lump
28:26of coal will turn into a diamond, they're way off. All it proves is if you need someone to do a man's job,
28:32it can also be a man who thinks he's a woman. But it's a good metaphor for when you think wokeness
28:38has run out of ways to be ridiculous, they hit rock bottom and keep digging. Tyrus, doesn't this feel
28:45like, doesn't this feel like 2020? Like they commissioned this back in like the hyper woke
28:54and now it's 2020, almost 2026. It's like, did we really buy into this? Not just that I honestly
29:01thought I was watching Blue Steel. When she was walking with the thing, I just saw Ben Stiller.
29:09You know what? It's a movie I wouldn't watch. It's not my thing. But you know what? Just saying it's
29:16not my thing. So neither I'm not watching the Downton Abbey either. Oh, I love Downton Abbey.
29:21Well, maybe you will like this movie. My point is, is like, Netflix has what, 3,000 movies to watch?
29:30Some like it, some don't. You're not going to change the world with this one. I'm not watching
29:34it because it's just not my thing. You know, I don't want to work in a coal mine because you
29:37know what? I like canary birds. That's true. What? Canaries die? They used to take the canaries
29:44into the coal mine and then to see if the air was good for everybody else and then the little
29:48dudes would die. What happens if the canary identifies as a turkey? After he dies, they
29:54stuff him. Just in time for Thanksgiving. Adam, are you excited about this? This seems
30:00like a movie you could watch. Give the kids. I'm conflicted because, look, I support trans
30:05people, just not surgery on minors. Yeah. That deserves so much. You know what? I waited all
30:14day. Okay. The whole day. I'm like really excited about it. It's freaking Christmas in
30:21two weeks. Can we try that again? I was like, yeah. Do the joke again. Except you need to
30:28do it slower. You rush the punchline. It's your fault. You rush the punchline. Story of my
30:35life. Okay. I'm conflicted because on one hand, I support trans people. Just not surgery
30:43on minors. This is the weirdest show. It couldn't be weird without you. Thank you. Appreciate that.
31:03Kennedy, I've been reading the press on this and it says. Why? This is a powerful strike. A powerful
31:13strike against patriarchy. I would rather watch Lancelot Link. Yep. Do you remember that show?
31:20The chimp that dressed up. It was a chimp detective. Okay. I got a poster from Spencer's
31:26of Lancelot Link. We all came full circle. Yes. Yeah. I hate Meghan and Harry so much. I want
31:38them somehow both deported. I think they're the most superficial, annoying, vapid, self-involved,
31:46hypocritical assholes that pop culture has ever produced. And I would rather sit through every
31:55entire episode of Harry and Meghan and with love, Meghan, eight times over and over again,
32:02then watch eight minutes of that just absolute garbage.
32:09Pat, did you have a dream of ever working in a coal mine?
32:14I don't believe anyone has.
32:17I don't have.
32:18Pat, when I first saw this, I assumed it was in the reverse. Yes. I thought it was somebody
32:23that became trans to not work in the coal mine. Yes. That's exactly what I thought. I had
32:29to read this so many times. I was like, that actually sounds, like, that sounds, that I would
32:33want. Yes. Like, that, I'm like, maybe, if that, you told me that was based on a true
32:38story. Yeah. Where you went to, like, a mining town and everyone was like, I'm trans. What do
32:42you know? I'm also trans. Oh, I'm also trans because they did not want to work in the mine.
32:46It'd be like Corporal Clinger and Mash. I don't know what that is.
32:51I do, but I'm going to be honest, Kat, I'm a little surprised that you're not supporting.
32:54I'm sorry. Not a lot, not a lot of people want to work in coal mines, but I believe there
32:59was a young lady who wanted to write novels about shipwrecks. Yeah, that young lady was
33:03me. Yes.
33:04Your thing was shipwrecks and their thing was coal mining. My career took a different
33:15path. Well, that was beautiful. Up next, an Air Force One bathroom break. Don't deserve
33:25him. Tonight on We Don't Deserve Him, Trump's moment with the Air Force One bathroom. Roll
33:37it, Sven. You're going to have to take it easy with that thing. It's a government plane, but
33:42I'd like to take care of it. Hello. Somebody's in there. Come on out.
33:55That's embarrassing. Would have been great, Kennedy, if after he said that, he would have
34:05gone, whoa. Carolyn Leavitt, what are you doing? Light of match, woman. Oh, my goodness.
34:14Who had the scallops for lunch? Why scallops? I don't know. It just came into my brain. I
34:22don't even eat scallops. I don't even know what they look like. Kennedy, who was in that
34:27bathroom? They're scallopy. It was Caroline Leavitt. Oh, it was? Yeah, his spokesperson.
34:31And she didn't know that he was having an impromptu briefing with the press. And, you
34:36know, it was probably just going to Tinkletown. Yeah. It probably was not a big potty. But,
34:41you know, that's just what everyone assumes. And she and the Secret Service agent who was
34:46in charge of the poo barn. They had a good laugh about it. Adam, do you frequently use the
34:54airplane bathroom when you're traveling? Only in spirit, because it's one of the seats.
34:58It's a pity cheer. I'm kidding. Anything else? Or should you quit while you're ahead? I was
35:23going to quit while I had, but I'm surprised Trump didn't be like, oh, he's in there dropping
35:26to the Pritzker. He will now. Do you remember when Obama came out of the bathroom on Air Force
35:33One with an erection? No. When the closet came out? Tyrus, Tyrus, Tyrus, Tyrus. You know,
35:48now you're just chanting anything. Tyrus, they're actually, they're taking over the show. Tyrus.
35:58This is awesome. It was about time. You cut his head off and you trust in us.
36:04okay you're the person that we must talk to about airplane bathrooms i don't frequent i know
36:15even if you have to no well if there's a situation is that there's a situation where i have to pee
36:21really bad and i i can't use how do you even get in there well you gotta you gotta duck down a
36:27little bit but i learned um uh you know what i'm just gonna say it well it's i'm so tall and my
36:34shoulder so wide when i get in there turning is a problem yeah but the little sink
36:38it's right there it's right there it's right there it's right there and here's the cold part
36:51you can literally it's one of the greatest inventions of all time because you can pee in
36:56the sink hit the soap pump wash it up and then you hit the other soap pump so it doesn't smell
37:01like pee anymore and you walk out like oh man it's like a prison toilet you would have the
37:07sink in the toilet same thing so cat i'm kidding
37:11cat um no you probably did using a plain bathroom is no problem for you you're 12 pounds
37:22it's a problem because of people like him
37:25hey there's nothing on the seat though no hovering do you mean black people cat
37:33i mean people people that's what you always say
37:39you're ruining everything it's christmas anything else that's it yeah i think i think i'm gonna end
38:07on that okay don't go away we'll be right back back back back when you've got a classic
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