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Dave & Chuck the Freak receive an update from a woman who had an awkward encounter with a worker at a grocery store. Then, talk about how Dave has a bad habit of kissing people in awkward situations.
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00:00um we got an update from a lady do you remember the story of the lady who had
00:12what we thought was a challenged man hit on her at the grocery store
00:17with when she was in flip-flops right yeah obsessed with her feet or something yes yes
00:23yes she says so i'm the lady that sent the email about the grocery store foot guy following me to
00:27my car when i was wearing flip-flops she tells us the exact store which we i'm not going to reveal
00:33okay um just wanted to clarify he was not calling me to another checkout lane because i was in the
00:39self-checkout and he was in the cart area when he was yelling i can take care of you like we thought
00:45yes he wanted to help we were trying to get her over there right but uh it was actually him trying
00:52to say he could take care of me yes uh you guys did nail it i think there's some cognitive issues
00:59happening there yes i thought cognitive issues yes it's in the yep i have not been back since i
01:07sent that email which sucks because it's only half a mile away from me yeah like i can't go back
01:13yeah i don't know like i oh god what i just say it what i was i used to i used to pick up
01:25like my gross no my gross no my grocery orders i would pick them up yeah okay i'd go to a place
01:33and pick them up sure they had a person on like a with a cart yeah that would like come out
01:39they may have had some was the same person always seemed like the same the same person and
01:47some cognitive cognitive issues issues but it was always a wild encounter always a lot of talking
01:55a lot of talking you'd think there wouldn't be a lot of talking in that but there always was and
02:00someone took a shine a little bit of a shine you know oh she oh yeah well do you think it was
02:07you think i took a shine is that what you're saying you think i took a shine
02:13you've had some lonely nights
02:15i have but you have to stop doing seeing her
02:19i couldn't i just can't i'm like listen
02:22he hasn't gotten back yeah
02:24but he's bringing a special lady to a party
02:28listen nicole listen nicole we can't see each other anymore i'm too tempted
02:35did you see chuck's thing yeah i'm too tempted
02:38the way you push that card around the way it's you're servicing four cars at one time
02:45anyway so attractive she said i would never normally need to explain to you guys but the cabernet i'm
02:51drinking tonight insisted i did yeah yeah no i you know we love clarification we do
02:58that i used to go to a store with a when a fellow with cognitive issues would always try and go in
03:03for a hug yeah but i still went to the store it didn't stop me i would have been done there's no
03:12way i can't be hugged it was okay it was fine i just the the way that my anxiety works
03:19that's all i would think about like if i would i would start thinking about so i have to go on a
03:25wednesday to get groceries i'd be thinking about groceries on sunday night you're like oh god
03:32wednesday i gotta go i'm gonna get hugged again cognitive cindy's gonna be there hug me for sure
03:38oh my god it's always the same you know and then you just i would just stop to take that i need that
03:48worry removed yeah you know right and you don't want people getting the wrong idea about you that
03:56you know that you're in like you said like you're in their cognitive cindy or anything and you guys
04:00know me i have problems i know you're part of my problem is i can't just not engage with people i know
04:11you can't and my brain works where it's like where dave would be like yes and then say nothing
04:18else you can't do that what i'm like yes so how is so how is everything which is talk which is
04:25totally against your personality it's just it doesn't add up it doesn't make sense it just defaults
04:31i got some kind of weird bios problem inside my brain i gotta it's just a mess a little cognitive
04:40programming is off you know it's off it is it is because honestly i think if you said which one
04:49of these guys lingers and talks to people people would probably think me if they didn't of course
04:54yeah no right over right oh my god no it's totally opposite get the hell out of here and you're i know
05:01everything about i know everything about everybody yeah i may hug and kiss a ceo here and there but
05:06outside of that oh that's awkward i'm gone he he has his moments his moments are on a big stage
05:13that's what i would say dave saves his cognitive moments for when the ceo is
05:19there's one for you oh are you are you the are you the brother's girlfriend
05:29have a little bit of that you have a little bit of that i've never met you before
05:36i will lay one right on you yep we're all dressed up here
05:40it's my nervous tick let's go check out these old cars
05:46is that a train over there get in here
05:51yep yeah so yeah like me i'm just doing it all the time dave is he picks his picks his poison
05:58and poison it is it's not great no try not to kiss the ceo no i tried not to that's my advice of
06:09the day i i won't okay good i can promise you yeah i've done it it's really tough when you're
06:15second in line and the guy in front of you is kissing everybody kissing because you almost feel
06:23like well if i don't give you a kiss you really did you kiss just a little pack a little pack
06:29god that's so inappropriate it's insane it's not even inappropriate it's like it was like a family
06:35member that you haven't seen in a long time that's my default is right i was like oh my god
06:41i just overdid it he did he did you think what the hell was it crazy some of this stuff is wild
06:51we just you know at least he didn't do the double kiss like he didn't do the european
06:56i wish he did maybe they might think oh dave's just just being europe too much
07:01no because you can distract them with some european talk yeah you know what it's a weird
07:08unfortunate issue in my life the dean when i yeah you know you do this only on the biggest stages
07:17yes it's nerves that's all it is it's nerves it's total nerves yeah my nerve i've got to stop it
07:23though when i'm nervous i shouldn't kiss people no no no like a hug you shouldn't at all i'm so glad
07:30i don't make you nervous yeah oh my god over here yep i've seen a lot seen a lot over the years and
07:38it's uh you know easy now mr coldplay yeah and dive for the ground but yeah so you say wild things
07:48too when you're nervous i do i do meetings and things i can't even imagine how many people you
07:56kissed uh when you were doing your telethon days oh i can't even imagine nervous and happy for
08:02everybody i don't even know who he's kissed get in here yeah especially like punch drunk because it
08:08would be hours like you'd have to be there when i was doing those two-day telethons yeah punch drunk
08:14on tv yeah kissing all these important people there's probably big checks oh i guarantee it 100
08:21because who was that game show host who would kiss everyone bob barker no no oh you mean no no
08:28dude guy the guy richard dawson right on the lips right yeah that's where you is that where you
08:33learned it from you got a little bit of that in here it probably is judy oh yeah you make sure
08:41yeah that's that's the kind of game show host you are that is that is yeah an inappropriate 70s
08:47game show get your wife over here yeah i'm telling you i'm like hi hi girlfriend of the
08:54the brother i'm just gonna how you doing i'm not gonna kiss you like dave just did but
09:00there is like uh kissing whole montages of him i've seen it here now i'm putting it together yeah
09:09yeah and it's right in the wheelhouse
09:12this is me and company meeting this is it this is it this is dave at the christmas party
09:21happy buzzer birthday yeah
09:24yep oh yeah and i'm right behind him
09:29always right behind him like oh god
09:32hello what dave doesn't know is i'm apologizing to everyone like he kisses them and then it's
09:38sorry sorry about that sorry about all that dave stuff
09:41sorry that dave kiss your girlfriend little dave tongue for you yeah but yeah no i've got to stop
09:47it i've got to really get myself a talking to problem is you give me a couple of drinks i'm an
09:52easy drunk oh yeah i get nervous and i guess because you have to loosen up to even just interact
09:57it does happen yep you know the most inappropriate person in the room i could kiss right now you
10:03yep don't point this way well he was not pointing yeah imaginary person in the room take a little
10:09love it's okay imaginary person of importance of importance the most important person in the room
10:14who's the most important person in the room there she is
10:19it's a bad reaction hopefully no one else has it no
10:25hopefully it hasn't got me in trouble did she seem uncomfortable yes doesn't help she's half my
10:32i don't know if the anyone's comfortable around us at least i don't think anyone's comfortable
10:38around us no they're not they're not i have never really met anyone of importance that's just
10:45a hundred percent comfortable no around us no one's uncomfortable yeah yeah we do
10:52you know they generally have terrible news to tell us you know or or it's just we're in a weird
11:01place all have to dress up yep i mean the good thing is they'll probably never ask us to do
11:06anything they'll never ask us again no we're good big event with them i'm fine no we are fine kisses
11:11us so let's yeah i mean he does the dave will make sure we only get invited once i'll make out with
11:19the important person and leave yeah yeah i met someone and they were they like found out what i
11:24did and they're like oh were you at the media awards or something i'm like no we don't do media
11:31no like our show no no we weren't there no we were not allowed to be making what are you making
11:42your squinty eyes for over there did you kiss my wife what is happening oh wow i thought it too when
11:51you hugged my wife did you give her a kiss on the cheek why do you ask that don't ask i want to know
12:00hey i don't think don't ask questions you don't want the answer to but he put his shades on
12:04he did he did i know what happened i already know i've been around it kiss her on the cheek
12:11i probably gave her a hug but i did not kiss her on the cheek
12:15what you just slapped her butt no you were with amber though right yeah okay oh that won't stop him
12:23it won't no it's an involuntary response he has get over here you're right you're right i don't want
12:32to know you don't want to know don't ask don't ask don't tell thank you for making me feel better
12:39yeah don't ask we're just talking about how he kisses anybody and yeah i thought about it for a
12:46second yeah i thought about it i literally thought about it about 10 minutes ago but i just kept it in
12:50the kept it in the holster i said you know what i'm not gonna bring that up coming up our first look
12:56at the news yeah
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