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00:00I hurt.
00:09Show me.
00:12Down there.
00:16And here.
00:18And then my neck.
00:24It's just the pregnancy pains.
00:30It's just the pregnancy pains.
00:34It's just the pregnancy pains.
00:42It's the pregnancy pain and the pain.
00:46If you didn't grow it, it wasn't your mother.
00:50It'd work well for the pregnancy pain and detoxifeness.
00:55If you walk back to the pregnancy pain,
00:57Just like a ninja, huh?
01:15I can't do this.
01:16Move and move.
01:18Are you guys ready?
01:18Let's go.
01:19Steve, cover the sides in the back.
01:21Open the door.
01:23Do it.
01:23Come on.
01:27Move it.
01:33Pump it.
01:45Let's do this.
01:46Let's do this.
02:16Let's do this.
02:46Let's do this.
03:16Let's do this.
03:20Let's do this.
03:24Let's do this.
03:26Let's do this.
03:29Bravo.
03:44Delay in the inevitable by another day.
03:51Hey.
03:54He's not worth it.
03:59Slash.
04:01Slash.
04:10Send me to see you at the club, buddy.
04:12I'll be there soon.
04:29I'll be there soon.
04:50I forgot one.
05:20Oh my god, what, look.
05:35Watch the corners.
05:38And down.
05:46And there's Steve?
05:50I don't know.
05:51What, you think I do?
06:04Oh, Mary, mother of god.
06:11Let's take a look.
06:21That's disgusting.
06:23What is it?
06:28It looks, uh, human.
06:31It has three arms.
06:34Yeah, cut one of the arms off, see if it feels pain.
06:38That's gross.
06:40Wait, are you kidding me?
06:41It'll help us figure out if we can kill a thing.
06:44Oh.
06:57Oh.
07:01The arms still moving.
07:05The body didn't seem to react too much.
07:12Let's see here.
07:16Whoa, it's healing itself.
07:21It's growing a new body.
07:24The eye can already see the shape of the fetus developing.
07:29I think you need to do a full autopsy on that body.
07:32See what else is going on in there.
07:36Right?
07:38Steve?
07:39Right?
07:40Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Careful.
08:13I don't know.
08:14What's that lung vein?
08:20It's attached to all the major organs.
08:32It's, uh, headed up towards the neck.
08:37Let's turn him over.
08:42Look.
08:43It goes up into his head.
08:45Cut his head open.
09:12Give it a poke.
09:19Give it a poke.
09:21Where's the rest of it?
09:35Check it on the table.
09:36Hey.
09:37Over there.
09:38It's not over here.
09:39Or here.
09:40Just what we need.
09:41Maybe it's in the basement.
09:42I mean, the door is open.
09:44Any volunteers?
09:45I'll go.
09:46Me too.
09:47Go to the basement?
09:48Go to the basement?
09:49Right.
09:50Right.
09:51You kick some ass.
09:52Always.
09:53You kick some ass.
09:54Always.
09:55You kick some ass.
09:56You kick some ass.
10:00You kick some ass.
10:01You kick some ass.
10:02You kick some ass.
10:05You kick some ass.
10:07You kick some ass.
10:08Hey.
10:11侍 students.
10:21What is to get out of here?
10:32Let's go.
11:02Let's go.
11:32Let's go.
12:02Let's go.
12:32Let's go.
13:02Let's go.
13:04Let's go.
13:08The thing has got Simon.
13:09It's got him.
13:10It's bigger now.
13:12It's got him and I couldn't do anything.
13:13I couldn't...
13:14I couldn't...
13:15So help me.
13:16If you say this is called the way right now, I will kill you.
13:18Right now!
13:19I'll go.
13:20I'll go.
13:20No.
13:21I'll go.
13:24It's over for us anyway.
13:25I'll go.
13:26I'll go.
13:27I'll go.
13:29I'll go.
13:31I'll go.
13:33I'll go.
13:34I'll go.
13:39I'll go.
13:41Let's go.
14:11Let's go.
14:41Let's go.
15:11Let's go.
15:12Let's go.
15:13Let's go.
15:14Fagots are worthy of death for their vile, depraved, unnatural sexual practices.
15:22Leviticus chapter 20, verse 13.
15:24The creature, it killed Simon.
15:42I got her too late.
15:43Damn it.
15:47Damn it.
15:48We have no more food or water.
15:58We have no more food or water.
16:12My girlfriend is pregnant with another man's baby.
16:16We got three shotgun shells left and a world full of dead humans being controlled by creatures
16:21in their head, which is all somehow connected to a comet crash.
16:26Could it get any worse?
16:27You could be castrated too.
16:33All right.
16:35That's what we have.
16:36Looks like these creatures are some sort of parasite, taking root in and sucking the
16:43life out of its host.
16:45It then castrates the male and replaces its reproductive organs with its own embryo.
16:51Sounds like fun.
16:52But why?
16:53Well, they're adapting.
16:54They're trying to fuse their DNA with ours in order to come up with a hybrid creature
17:03that can survive in the Earth's atmosphere.
17:06It's able to reproduce asexually.
17:09So every man zombie is probably only days away from hatching.
17:12Man can't fuck.
17:13They'll take over the world.
17:15What about us?
17:18Man.
17:19Wait a minute.
17:28Mimi, come outside.
17:43Walk up to the fence.
17:45What for?
17:46Just do it.
17:48Walk around.
17:51Walk around.
17:55How are the pains?
18:00Worse.
18:04Come here.
18:07She's one of them, isn't she?
18:31Dad?
18:35Damn it!
18:37Get up.
18:48She's one of them.
18:49She has to die.
18:50You don't know what you're doing.
18:51Chad, put it down!
18:52Oh, God.
18:54Oh, God.
18:54Oh, God.
19:02Shoot him!
19:04Shoot the fucker!
19:05Get up!
19:10Go.
19:11We don't need you here.
19:13You're making a huge mistake, my friend.
19:14Yeah?
19:15We'll help him out.
19:16DJ!
19:16DJ!
19:18You did the right thing.
19:25I'll be right back.
19:31He'll be right back.
19:45Huh?
19:46Uh-huh.
19:48Uh-huh.
19:48Uh-huh.
19:50Uh-huh.
19:50Uh-huh.
19:52Uh.
19:54Uh-huh.
19:56Mimi? Is that you?
20:19Yeah.
20:26Hey. I'm so sorry. I should have never doubted you.
20:39Where am I?
20:42You're in the basement.
20:45Of the bunker?
20:48Yeah.
20:52I think I blacked out when he pointed the gun at me.
20:56You're so hungry.
21:03I never really got one of those things inside me.
21:24I'm a mom.
21:26Fuckin' zombies.
21:35Hey, Trent.
21:46Let's make love.
21:48Now.
21:50This may be your last chance.
22:06Ever.
22:07Come here.
22:08Come here.
22:33Come here.
22:34God, please.
23:00Oh, that's it.
23:04Oh, that's it.
23:18Get her face in my face.
23:20Get her face in my face.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:24Ah!
23:26You're fucking old.
23:29What are you doing here?
23:59I have no idea.
24:01I have no idea.
24:03No!
24:05Jane?
24:07Jane?
24:09Jane?
24:11Jane?
24:20Jane?
24:21Jane?
24:27Jane?
24:28Jane! Jane!
24:40Oh, jeez.
24:42No! My baby!
24:48Why? Why?
24:50No, my baby!
24:52No! No!
24:58Got it. You ready?
25:04I'll be right back.
25:11What?
25:16I think I have it.
25:19It all starts with the comet.
25:20These creatures, like parasites, were frozen into the ice of the comet, possibly single-celled
25:30organisms waiting to randomly crash into a planet somewhere in the universe to continue
25:34its life cycle. Freed on impact, it then distributes itself all over the world in the fallout.
25:41Every living organism then breathes in this parasite-laden dust. It's like a simple tapeworm.
25:48These parasites just do what they know best. Survive and thrive.
25:56Just on a bigger scale.
26:06It's a waste.
26:09Those things are gonna hatch soon. We need to be in a secure place, a stronghold.
26:13Like an impenetrable bunker on the top of a hill, maybe?
26:15Maybe. But we need to eat. Look, if we stay here, we need to set up a system for survival.
26:20Chad's self-sufficient ranch sure sounds like a good option now.
26:23We need supplies fast.
26:28I'll go. But I can't do it alone.
26:32You know I got your back, girl.
26:34Me too.
26:35Well, count me in.
26:41No.
26:42You stay here and take care of your girl.
26:44And we need someone to man the gate.
26:53Kylene, can I tell you something?
26:56Sure, honey.
26:56I really respect you.
27:02Thanks.
27:11Let's do it.
27:12Yeah.
27:15Come on.
27:19Come on.
27:21Come on through.
27:25DJ! DJ!
27:26Oh, come on!
27:35Hey, bring the guard!
27:40Oh, my God!
27:42Oh, my God!
27:44Oh, my God!
27:47Oh, you're good!
27:50Oh, my God!
27:54Oh, my God!
27:54No!
28:24What's that?
28:42Sounds like a shotgun.
28:47It's Lynn.
28:50Stay here.
28:54Oh, God.
28:58What do you want?
29:00Second chance.
29:02Excuse me?
29:07Look, Steve.
29:09There's nothing out there but a bunch of zombies.
29:11You saved my life, I gotta respect that.
29:13And like it or not, you and I are in this thing together.
29:15Why don't I trust you?
29:19All right.
29:20From now on, we all got guns.
29:24Let me in.
29:30Open your jacket and turn around.
29:34Don't make me regret this.
29:44Chocolate.
29:45I got tons.
29:46I have tons of canned goods.
29:47I have seeds.
29:48I have music.
29:49I have generators.
29:50I have soft drinks.
29:51I have books.
29:52Games.
29:53Liquor.
29:54Liquor.
29:55Liquor.
29:56I even have...
29:57This.
29:58Oh.
29:59Come on, Steve.
30:00My ranch.
30:01I...
30:02I need the company.
30:04All right.
30:05I need the labor.
30:07It's a big place.
30:08Mimi and I are the only ones left.
30:09Damn it.
30:10Okay.
30:11Want to start a commune?
30:12Either you're ready to slap a door or you're ready to be friends.
30:15That's one of my lines from...
30:16From Drupal Jeopardy.
30:17I may know some of your work.
30:18Perhaps.
30:19No kidding.
30:20No kidding.
30:21I don't know.
30:22I need the company.
30:23I need the company.
30:24I need the labor.
30:25It's a big place.
30:26Mimi and I are the only ones left.
30:29Damn it.
30:30Okay.
30:31Want to start a commune?
30:34Either you're ready to slap a door or you're ready to be friends.
30:38That's one of my lines from...
30:41Drupal Jeopardy.
30:42I may know some of your work.
30:45Perhaps.
30:46No kidding.
30:47No kidding.
31:17No kidding.
31:18No kidding.
31:19Remember.
31:20No kidding.
31:24No kidding.
31:28No kidding.
31:29I don't want them to always come in teams.
31:31No kidding.
31:32No kidding.
31:45Oh shit.
31:46How is she?
31:52Well, Lynn wants to operate.
31:54She makes it back.
31:57Let's hope.
31:59What if she doesn't?
32:01Oh, you could have at least gotten the good stuff.
32:04Well, I had to raid all the country stores
32:06due to the flooding in the city.
32:08It was either that or the local hooch.
32:09In fact, I got most of that, too.
32:12Plus everything we need to brew our own.
32:15Yeah.
32:16Yes.
32:16Yes.
32:17Ooh.
32:25Hey, Steve.
32:26I even got a bag of panties.
32:28What do you think?
32:30No?
32:40No!
32:42No!
32:43No, Lynn, make it stop!
32:45Please!
32:45Steve, I've got some sleeping doors.
33:09Steve.
33:10Steve.
33:10No, no, no, it's Chad, okay?
33:16It's Chad.
33:16All right.
33:17Hey.
33:26Hey!
33:26Hey!
33:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:36Whoa, hey, hey, hey!
33:37I don't know.
34:07I don't know.
34:14Mimi?
34:18Get this thing out of me!
34:36Dear Mimi, I know what I'm about to do will probably cost me my life, but I don't care.
34:48To see you in pain is worse than death itself.
34:52I love you and want you to live on, not just for me but for the sake of mankind.
34:58I will love you forever.
35:01Steve.
35:04Here, here.
35:16Here, here.
35:28Here.
35:32Here.
35:44Here.
35:48Here.
36:04Here.
36:16Here.
36:20Here.
36:44Here.
36:45Here.
36:46Here.
36:48Here.
36:50Here.
36:52Here.
36:54Here.
36:58Here.
37:00Here.
37:02Here.
37:04It's the alcohol.
37:31They don't like the alcohol.
37:34They don't like the alcohol, baby.
37:48They were all drunk when it hit.
37:50I had the champagne the night that the comet hit.
37:55They don't like the alcohol and the blood.
37:59Let's get you out of here.
38:01Come here.
38:02Come here.
38:32Take these.
38:34Antibiotics.
38:35Wait a minute.
38:54No!
38:55No!
38:56No!
39:00No!
39:01No!
39:02No!
39:04Oh, my God.
39:34Help me!
39:37Help me!
40:04We have to go to Chad's ranch. Get it secure. Plant some corn, apple trees, whatever else he has in that truck.
40:27And we need to get a ring on your finger. ASAP.
40:32What are you saying?
40:53Mimi.
40:58Will you marry me?
41:01Yes, I will.
41:14To the happy couple. Here, drink this. It's okay.
41:20Yeah, I know. That's bad.
41:25Oh, that's bad.
41:31Oh, bro.
41:35Uh, oh.
41:37Uh, oh.
41:38Get that one. Shoot that one.
41:50Wait, wait. Here, right.
41:51Right now.
41:52Ah!
41:53Ah!
41:54Ah!
41:56Ah!
41:57Ah!
41:58Ah!
42:00Ah!
42:01Ah!
42:03Ah!
42:04Come on, can we go.
42:05Come on, we go.
42:07Ah, ahh.
42:09Ooh.
42:11Ah!
42:14Woo.
42:15Ah!
42:16Ah!
42:19Ah?
42:20Ah, ah!
42:23Aw!
42:24Ah, aw!
42:26Ah, aw, aw!
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