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01:59I can wait.
02:03You're worth it.
02:28You okay?
02:29Yeah, just some cramps.
02:34What?
02:36Come here, come here.
02:39Hey, hey, let's get you home into a doctor, okay?
02:48What do you think happened?
02:51I don't know, maybe.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:56Come on.
02:58Come on.
03:09Come on.
03:10I'm going to go help him.
03:25I don't like this step.
03:27We'll be fine.
03:28Be careful.
03:38What happened?
03:40Steve, come on.
03:41Let's go.
03:42What?
03:47Steve!
03:51Steve, hurry.
03:52Let's go.
03:53I lost the keys.
03:56Baby, come on.
03:57Where are you?
03:58Oh, my God.
04:21Help me.
04:22Get in.
04:22Get in.
04:23Please, don't let me get in here.
04:28We're holding him! We're holding him!
04:30He's holding him!
04:33Get out of here!
04:34I'm trying!
04:53Follow me.
05:23Get out of here!
05:42What is this place?
05:45Hey.
05:46You volunteered, Simon!
05:54Hey, don't I know you?
05:56I don't know if it's possible. Who are you?
05:58Steve. Steve Turner.
06:00Yeah, well, I don't know you.
06:02But you look really familiar.
06:04Really? Well, I've done some acting.
06:16Just ignore him.
06:24Hi, I'm Lynn.
06:25Hi, I'm Steve.
06:26That's my girlfriend, Vidami.
06:28Uh, Mimi.
06:29My parents were hippies.
06:31Oh.
06:32What the hell's going on?
06:33Survival.
06:35Slasher and DJ.
06:37Yeah.
06:39And Trent.
06:41He's a very strange man.
06:44Come.
06:46Come on.
06:49Come on, you dead piece of shit.
06:58All the way in.
07:10Hey, she needs to lie down.
07:12Baby.
07:14Mimi, Mimi.
07:15Okay.
07:16Okay.
07:17Calm down.
07:18Slasher, DJ.
07:19Take her inside.
07:20Shut the tree up.
07:21I'll finish up here.
07:22Go.
07:28Got her.
07:30What's happening out there?
07:31One minute we're selling cars.
07:33Maybe perhaps celebrating in a strip joint.
07:35He's married.
07:36He's married.
07:37The whole place collapses.
07:38What about the rest of the city?
07:39That's not good, man.
07:40People were screaming.
07:41Fires.
07:42Jesus.
07:43And then the next thing you know, fucking people start fucking eating each other.
07:47Simon saved us too.
07:48Yeah, Simon.
07:49Yeah, Simon.
07:50Yeah.
07:51This is DJ.
07:52I'm Slasher.
07:53Slasher?
07:54Yeah, put your hands in the air if you want a bargain.
07:55If you want a great deal.
07:56Get those prices, Slasher.
07:57Slasher.
07:58Slasher?
07:59Yeah, put your hands in the air if you want a bargain.
08:00If you want a great deal, get those prices, Slasher.
08:01Slasher.
08:02Slasher.
08:03Slasher.
08:04Slasher.
08:05Slasher.
08:06Slasher.
08:07Slasher.
08:08Slasher.
08:09We sell cars, Slasher sales around the country.
08:14What is this place?
08:16I think it's a decommissioned NORAD microwave station, but I could be wrong.
08:22I'm gonna blow this fucking head off.
08:25Over my dead butt.
08:26Is with you, you freak fucking bitch.
08:29You have no idea.
08:30That is Trent's brother down there.
08:32That is a thing.
08:33One nearly killed me 30 seconds ago.
08:35There is no place for them here.
08:37here trent what are you doing what are you doing have you ever had a child a sibling even
08:44you love them unconditionally look i have made over 2 000 films i have
08:51over 8 000 guys 2013 of them up the ass mom sorry dear look my world is no place for jane
09:00i didn't even think i could have kids then i got pregnant okay so i
09:0670 guys that week but did i abort did i give her up for adoption no because i love her she is my
09:13blood that is why i can't let you kill herbert hey they ripped my daughter apart right in front of me
09:25she was three years old they were my neighbors
09:32he sat on my front lawn and chewed on her arm like it was a chicken wing i killed him first
09:47are you threatening me simon
09:48let's just all love the zombies i mean we can't kill herbert we got no food and we got
09:57two more mouths to feed are you people crazy i think you should sit down now i'm gonna take a
10:05shit you know i fuck nicer animals than you you didn't hear that sweetheart i'm not a child mother
10:20you are a child you're my child these are my towels you stay away from them clear
10:26and we all just get along that's funny that's real funny
10:41trent we just saved your brother's life for the day of the lord shall come like a thief in the night
10:46in which the heaven shall pass away with a great noise and the elements shall melt with a fervent heat
10:52and the earth and all the works there within shall melt away second peter chapter 3 verse 10
11:00it's god's way
11:05what is i don't like his attitude trent your attitude sucks prick dj get on the table please
11:21it's jane kylie and well if you know
11:35i need a fucking drink i need a fucking cigarette
11:58i need to get the fuck out of here you're making me nervous
12:01just go patrol the compound
12:06yes ma'am thank you
12:11you coming like i got something better to do
12:17military training comes in handy
12:22how's she doing she's fine she just needs some rest
12:27do you have any water yeah sure
12:44what happened to your arm
12:52i got bit by one of those things what
12:57it's fine let me see
13:02let me see
13:02wait right here i'll be right back
13:21hey thanks for back there
13:42how'd you find this place
13:55i used to come here as a kid
13:57getting older brother
14:00we'd go camping and playing war games
14:05killing and uh eluding the enemy
14:07and here we are
14:14funny how things turned out
14:18so you think that's funny
14:2120 years in the service
14:26after my last horse i decided i'd had enough
14:29anyway what happens if she sees me doing that
14:31you know she's still a virgin you know i've kept a close watch on her
14:37just waiting for the right man eh babe
14:41i was gonna do the business stuff you know producing that kind of thing
14:47i was at my own retirement party
14:49i was gonna buy me a boat
14:56and now here we are
15:00now that's funny
15:04so steve
15:07anything funny happen to you
15:10we're just camping
15:15let's fix you up
15:16let's see if you have a plan somewhere inside that head
15:36that's all you got
15:37hey that's our food
15:39that would be my breakfast
15:40what are you doing
15:48nothing
15:53one of those things bit you
15:55look i
15:55ah
15:55shit
15:59we need him
15:59he's infected
16:01how do you know
16:02i'm not taking any chances with my life he's out
16:05let's keep him here we'll tie him up observe him
16:07what what's his name
16:10fuck it exactly you know nothing about him he might even be able to help he can even be a
16:15scientist for all you know
16:17look let's just keep him here overnight i'll take care of him
16:21he better be a scientist he stays downstairs with thing
16:27herbert it's a thing his name is herbert thing i'm not leaving me me
16:32you have 17 shells left and you use one on the ceiling great work rambo
16:46not afraid to use it especially on the infected
16:49look i feel fine
16:51in the basement
16:52in the basement
16:58please
16:59don't make me shoot you
17:01bitch
17:05she'll be fine
17:08go
17:20meet thing
17:39your roommate for the night
17:43he will eat me
17:46he will eat me
17:48yeah well maybe you'll eat him
17:58hey sweet dreams
18:11you
18:16.
18:16.
18:28.
18:30W
18:41Why don't you just unlatch your collar?
18:49You can't understand me.
18:54There's some food right there.
18:56Look.
19:11No way.
19:37No way.
19:41Stand up!
20:02Stand up!
20:04You know what?
20:13I was gonna give you these for breakfast.
20:18Look, let me out of here!
20:23Look, I've had medical training.
20:29My girlfriend is sick and she needs my help.
20:32Look, I need to be with her.
20:34She needs treatment.
20:35Up there, she's your responsibility.
20:39Do you want an innocent girl's blood on your hands?
20:47Please.
20:48Let me out.
20:50I'm not afraid to use the gun.
21:03By the way, Lynn says your girl's pregnant.
21:09Go.
21:10Go.
21:11Go.
21:12Lynn says your girl's pregnant.
21:16Go.
21:17Go.
21:18Go.
21:21Pregnant?
21:22I don't know.
21:23Feel.
21:24I felt.
21:25Feel now.
21:26I don't know, Theo.
21:38I felt.
21:40Theo, no.
21:48It's already kicking.
21:50I'm not pregnant, okay? I can't be.
21:52I didn't do anything, I swear.
21:54I'm a liar. I don't understand.
21:57I do.
21:58You don't want to do this right now.
22:00You want to wait until we're engaged,
22:02and then you go fuck somebody else.
22:04I would never do that to you, okay?
22:06I love you too much.
22:09You despicable liar.
22:16We haven't even had sex.
22:18I'm still a virgin!
22:24Oh, read the signs, people.
22:29The comet.
22:32Lift up your eyes to the heavens
22:33and look upon the earth beneath,
22:35for the heavens shall vanish like smoke,
22:37and the earth shall wax old like a garment,
22:40and they that dwell therein
22:42shall die in like manner.
22:44Isaiah, chapter 51, verse 6.
22:52Them, out there!
22:54The dead shall rise,
22:55and those souls shall rise,
22:56and unite with their bodies.
23:00Virgin birth in front of you.
23:02The antichrist is among us.
23:07What a load of horse shit.
23:12This is no virgin birth.
23:14You're at least three months gone.
23:16I was in Texas three months ago.
23:17No!
23:19Get away from me.
23:23I don't even know you anymore.
23:25I don't even know you anymore.
23:55Okay, fine.
23:59But you need to eat.
24:04All right, that's it.
24:05That's all we got until breakfast tomorrow.
24:09Eat.
24:12You're a doctor?
24:16I'm not really a doctor.
24:17I'm not really a doctor.
24:25I come from a long line of doctors.
24:28I was the end of that line.
24:31I know the basics.
24:33What's going on, Dr. Steve?
24:36I'm not a doctor.
24:38Okay, Nurse Steve,
24:39I didn't get you up here for the party.
24:40Look, I think if we can figure out what drives these zombies,
24:45then we can figure out a way to get rid of them for good.
24:48No shit.
24:50Have you figured it out yet?
24:56Look, I think if we just talked about the events that happened that night,
25:01we could find some clues,
25:02some connections.
25:03Why don't we start with you, Chad?
25:10Fuck you.
25:11This might even benefit you.
25:12Ever think about that?
25:14All right, I live on a ranch about 200 miles north of here,
25:26and I was in the city...
25:28I've been in the adult entertainment business for 20 years.
25:33That's in case anybody here didn't already know.
25:34I was home, alone.
25:37My usual Friday evening routine.
25:42Fish, dinner, and a bottle of wine.
25:43At any rate, he liked the idea,
25:45and he wanted to go to dinner.
25:49And, you know, even though that was a couple of hours drive back,
25:53I went, you know, and then...
25:55After the fourth martini, I had...
25:57Something happened.
26:00I like to call it the dick that broke the porn star's back.
26:04I'd seen the news about the breakaway piece,
26:06and I listened to the president telling us not to worry.
26:09I blacked out.
26:09I mean, we knew the comma was there for, like, four days.
26:15Big deal.
26:16Telling us not to worry.
26:18But then the sound...
26:20It just grew louder.
26:21It just...
26:22Boom.
26:23And there's this guy.
26:25I mean, he's running down the street.
26:27He's running down the street, screaming.
26:29And these things...
26:30These things take him down right in front of me,
26:34and they just eat him.
26:35And then I started driving,
26:44and then there was a truck in the road,
26:46and it was blocking,
26:47and these things were all around me.
26:53And then I saw this place.
26:55Is it Trent?
27:01I don't have anything to say.
27:03This is how it's supposed to be.
27:06We can't do anything now to save ourselves or mankind.
27:10Please.
27:11It might help us.
27:14I work for my father in his church.
27:17Recruitment.
27:19Running local AA meetings.
27:22That kind of thing.
27:22Are you scared?
27:25No.
27:26Well, if this is God's way,
27:28then why did you come here?
27:29Why did you bring your brother?
27:33Look, if we know what's happening to these people,
27:35maybe we can save them.
27:37Save Herbert.
27:38This is God's way.
27:41That's it.
27:43I didn't bring you up here
27:44to spout the same bullshit
27:46that we've all been talking about
27:47for the last couple of days.
27:52I want to show you something.
27:56I want to show you something.
27:56I want to show you something.
27:56I want to show you something.
28:26I know what that is.
28:28This fell out of Herbert's pant leg.
28:31It's his.
28:32Would he do it to himself?
28:34I really don't think so.
28:43I think this is part of the transformation that these things are going through.
28:48All right, I've had enough of this medical mumbo-jumbo.
28:51We need to eat.
28:52So unless y'all plan on harvesting zombie oysters, this is the plan.
28:58Okay, my ranch is a couple hours north of here.
29:00I got lots of food and very high fences.
29:04What, to keep someone out?
29:06No, as a matter of fact, to keep something in.
29:08You see, I kept a lion from one of my movies.
29:13It died, but the fences are still there.
29:15At any rate, I have vegetables, tomatoes, everything we need.
29:18I just need you two and you.
29:22What?
29:24Now why would I want to do that?
29:26Well, you for reproduction.
29:28And you for defense labor, male companionship.
29:33You want me to be your slave?
29:35No.
29:39Ranch hand.
29:41And we'd be your fuck-whores?
29:44Well, kind of, but I'd feed you and shit.
29:47Feed this.
29:48I don't need any of you losers slowing me down.
29:56I'm out of here.
30:01I think we should go and examine Herbert.
30:04Kazan.
30:04You're not touching my brother.
30:12DJ, now.
30:16Lights up, Richard.
30:19Let's go.
30:20What do you think you're doing?
30:28We're going to examine Herbert.
30:30No, you're not.
30:32If I have to spend one more night here, you and your gaping wounds, spend the night downstairs with Thing.
30:36He's totally fine.
30:38Zip it, Buck, bitch.
30:39I think he's right.
30:41I'm right.
30:41Now move.
30:43Move!
30:43No.
30:45Stop it!
30:47You've left already, so what's this got to do with you?
30:50Now fuck off and let us do our thing.
30:53You too, Bible boy.
30:56All right.
31:00I'm going to spend the night over there.
31:02In the morning, I'm gone.
31:04If he or Thing comes anywhere near me, I blow him away.
31:07We clear?
31:08Clear.
31:08Clear.
31:08Clear.
31:13Clear.
31:43You, Lassau.
31:45Full-timer.
31:45Thanks.
31:50Another!
31:53Go.
31:55Go, go, go!
31:56Come on, bring it!
31:58Come on!
31:58Huh?
31:59What?
31:59Get out of here!
32:00Get out of here!
32:02No!
32:02I'm tired!
32:02I'm tired!
32:03I'm tired!
32:03I'm tired!
32:03I'm tired!
32:04I'm tired!
32:04Come on!
32:05Get out of here!
32:06I'm tired!
32:07All right.
32:08Let's go!
32:08Let's go!
32:10Come on!
32:11Get out of here!
32:13Get out of here!
32:14Get out of here!
32:15Get out of here!
32:15Go!
32:15Go!
32:16Go!
32:16Go!
32:17Go!
32:17Go!
32:17Go!
32:17Go!
32:18Go!
32:18Go!
32:18Go down!
32:18Go down!
32:20Hold it!
32:20Hold it!
32:20Hold it!
32:21Go!
32:21OK.
32:23All right.
32:23Hands down.
32:24Steve!
32:25Get in there, son!
32:26Oh, that's gonna hurt, huh? What is that here? Try this
32:42some sort of sack or nodule out of my way oh
33:00My god, so if you're one of these things your testicles fall off. Yeah, and penis
33:06And you like to eat human flesh. It's not a virus or bacterias. It's not spread through saliva
33:10I don't know that for sure
33:13My uncle he he's a raging alcoholic. He drank so much
33:17One of his toes dropped off bad circulation. I mean, maybe as the body shuts down
33:23The genitals are the first thing to go as these things rot to death. Maybe
33:28Maybe his penis fell off because he wasn't given a fair chance to plead his case
33:37Hold it
33:40I
33:46Love you
33:49Please listen to me
33:54All I have is your word I can see and feel the evidence for myself. I
34:01Don't know what's going on
34:03I
34:05Don't really hurts, please
34:08Just don't talk to me
34:11I trusted you
34:17With all my heart
34:20Steve, please
34:22I need your help
34:23I
34:24Can't help you?
34:25I
34:26Can you do us all a favor and hack him to pieces?
34:44He's the one with the gun
34:45He's the one with the gun
34:50Are you okay, sweetie?
34:52Are you okay, sweetie?
34:59Is this your-
35:00David's my partner
35:04Married eight years
35:07Tara's our three-year-old
35:09She is divine
35:11So
35:12You're a faggot
35:14Faggots aren't welcome around here
35:18It's more welcome than you are, fuckface
35:20She's her mother's daughter
35:23Saddle mites are wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly
35:29Genesis chapter 13 verse 13
35:34I make no apologies, it's all there in the book
35:39Faggots will proliferate at the end of the world
35:42Bringing final justice to mankind
35:44Luke chapter 17 verses 28 through 30
35:47Sound familiar?
35:49I just lost my daughter
35:56And my partner
35:57No
35:58They're paying for your sins
36:00They're paying for your sins
36:02You're all right with me
36:22You're all right with me
36:23For his blood be on us
36:35And our children
36:44I'd have done the same thing myself
36:46Yeah
36:47I just
36:49Kept pushing
36:51I'd have cut his fucking arm off if I was gay
36:54Which I'm not
36:55I mean
36:56I have a kid
36:57Yeah
37:10Listen, man
37:13I have a place in Florida for you and my family, okay?
37:16I'm serious
37:18Look, I'm gonna take off tomorrow
37:21Go back
37:23Take my chances
37:24I know they're alive
37:26I know they're alive
37:30Thanks
37:32That means a lot to me
37:39Burn for burn
37:41Wound for wound
37:43Stripe for stripe
37:44Action!
37:52Are you cold?
37:53Honey?
37:55Yeah
37:56Look
37:59Slasher, give me a doll and close the door layer up
38:02Yeah
38:03Sure
38:04Me?
38:14Personally?
38:15I like the breeze
38:16Makes me feel like I'm still alive
38:19But, you know, it's a lady who's gonna be cold
38:25Do it!
38:26Do it!
38:28Do it now!
38:29I can't!
38:34Get her!
38:35DJ, you're in the middle of the door!
38:37Get the door!
38:38Get the door!
38:40Get the door!
38:41Get the door!
38:42Get the door!
38:43Get the door!
38:44Get the door!
38:45Help!
38:46Help!
38:47Somebody help me!
38:48DJ, hurry!
38:50DJ, hurry!
38:51Hey!
38:52Hey!
38:53Hey!
38:54Hey!
38:55Take it easy!
38:56Take it easy!
38:57It's alright, please!
38:58Bring it in, breathe!
38:59Uh oh!
39:00Oh!
39:01Oh!
39:02Oh!
39:03Oh!
39:04Oh!
39:05Oh!
39:06Oh!
39:07Oh!
39:08Oh!
39:09Oh!
39:10Oh!
39:11Oh!
39:12Oh!
39:13Oh!
39:14Oh!
39:15Oh!
39:16Oh!
39:17Oh!
39:18Oh!
39:19Oh!
39:20Oh!
39:21Okay!
39:22Take it easy!
39:23Oh!
39:24Oh!
39:25Oh!
39:26Oh!
39:27Oh!
39:28Oh!
39:29Okay!
39:30I got this!
39:37What the fuck are you playing at?!
39:44What?
39:45He's gonna shoot me!
39:47Chad!
39:49Chad!
39:51Don't you know it's rude to point a gun at a woman?
39:56Now what?
39:57We secure the gate!
39:58I'm not going out there!
40:00The all-American action hero refuses to dance!
40:03It's dark!
40:04He's a friggin' pussy!
40:05Give me the gun!
40:08Don't be an ass!
40:10I don't think you have it in you!
40:13I don't think you have it in you!
40:15Do you?
40:16Simon!
40:18Simon, stop it!
40:19No!
40:20No!
40:21No!
40:22No!
40:23No!
40:24No!
40:25No!
40:26No!
40:27No!
40:28No!
40:29We need to save the shells!
40:30For what?
40:31An emergency?
40:32No!
40:33Use the machete!
40:34We'll let him in here!
40:35We'll let him in here one by one and do it that way!
40:37Let the enemy into our camp!
40:38That's the stupidest fucking idea I've ever heard!
40:40We need to go out there and secure the perimeter or we die in here!
40:44Look, give us the gun!
40:45Simon will lead us out and then we'll follow him!
40:49Give me the gun!
40:52Okay, I'll do it, but not at night, okay?
40:56I can't see at night!
40:58Look, we are going to be swamped by the morning!
41:00Chad's right!
41:03We have a greater chance in the morning!
41:05Exactly!
41:06You see, that's what I've been trying to tell you people!
41:11Anybody got a clean shirt I can borrow?
41:14I do!
41:24Did I miss anything?
41:29Hi!
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