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00:00Outro Music
00:30Welcome to I'm a Celebrity Unpacked, coming to you live from the Australian jungle.
00:38Selling for an hour of deep diving camp discussion.
00:41Today we saw the treehouse insurrected.
00:43We learned Ginges likes his music tailor-made.
00:47And the Trial Boys did what they normally do in the library.
00:49Tom browsed for books while Martin looked at all the pictures.
00:52Here's what's coming up on today's show.
00:54The legendary Ruby Wax is on the sofa to give us her take on her jungle experience.
00:58Live from the UK is former winner Giovanna Fletcher.
01:01And I'll be catching up with Martin minutes after he left the camp.
01:04But first, we've been to the library and found a lord of the McFlies.
01:09It's Danny Jones.
01:13Here he is.
01:15Yes, mate. Come on.
01:17Hello, love.
01:19He's back.
01:20He's back.
01:21Welcome back to the show, Danny. How are you feeling today? You all right?
01:24Feeling great today.
01:25Yeah?
01:26Rested.
01:26Oh, rested that way.
01:28Well, I cannot wait to see that energy on our panel.
01:31Lovely stuff.
01:32So seven becomes six.
01:34Seven becomes...
01:34Martin's gone.
01:35Yes.
01:36Did you expect it?
01:37I'm disappointed.
01:38Oh, really?
01:39I feel like he was getting a bit more space to kind of be himself.
01:44And he had so much fun in the trial.
01:46Well, as people clear out and get voted off, you get this, like, time to yourself.
01:51Yeah.
01:52You know, he was very reserved and, you know, is a wise guy who didn't really need to make
01:58a lot of noise.
01:59And I think now was the time he was starting to make a little bit of noise when we were
02:03getting to see him.
02:04When there was less people in there.
02:05And enjoy him.
02:06And we were starting to see a bit more of it.
02:07At least he got a great episode today.
02:09Like, it would have been a real shame if he went before doing that trial.
02:13It was so fun.
02:14Yeah.
02:15We were laughing so much when we watched it this morning.
02:17It was so good.
02:18And I'm, I don't think I am eating my own words.
02:20Because in the last few days when I've been predicting, I have kind of predicted Martin
02:23just because he has been that kind of quieter person in camp.
02:26But I do agree.
02:27Like, actually, we gave him the space.
02:29Or, like, they gave him the space.
02:30Yeah.
02:30And now he got to do something fun.
02:31But also, I think he's happy.
02:33Like, that embraces Shirley on the end of the bridge.
02:35That was lovely.
02:36My goodness.
02:37Like, he loves his family so much that he's going to be absolutely fine having a few cocktails
02:40tonight.
02:41Like, I actually don't feel bad.
02:43Whereas yesterday I felt really bad for Ruby because I think she just wanted to go straight back
02:46in there.
02:46Yeah.
02:47You know?
02:47It was just nice to see him today have fun in that trial.
02:50So fun.
02:51Yes.
02:52You know?
02:52And to see a bit more of him.
02:53I just wanted to see more of him.
02:54I felt like he was on a bit of an uphill trajectory.
02:57Yeah.
02:57Yeah, I agree.
02:58How do you think it's going to affect the camp, him leaving?
03:01Well, it might.
03:03I think he was the dad of the group, right?
03:05Yeah.
03:05And, you know, having, you know, lads that are similar age to Roman and he feels like he
03:10was having a bit more fun in there.
03:12You know, I think it'll really, anybody who leaves really affects the camp.
03:14Who do you think is going to miss Martin the most, though?
03:16Well, I think all of them to a degree because I think he was such a calming presence in
03:22there.
03:22Yeah, he was.
03:23And I think with him going, it was like sort of the human form of meditation.
03:27It just feels like he makes everyone more chilled.
03:29Anyone he's around.
03:31Yeah.
03:31He relaxes them all, you know?
03:33And so, you know, we might see them start to sort of get at each other a little bit.
03:37Any conversation you saw him get in on, he always would dispel any tension.
03:42Interesting.
03:42Yes, that's very true.
03:44It's like all the excitement.
03:45I would love to know what Jack thinks about Martin going, but only because I think Jack
03:49is quiet and also a chill guy.
03:51It's true.
03:51He's a calming presence.
03:52Now he's lost the other kind of calming presence in camp.
03:55You've got Lisa, H, Ginge, who were just like so much fun and then Shona also gets in that
04:00fun.
04:00I wonder like, yeah, whether he's going to find it.
04:03All right.
04:03Yeah, do you know what?
04:04I felt weird.
04:04When Barry left camp, you know, I looked up to him and I think a lot of these campmates
04:09look up to Martin a lot, you know, like you say, for help or for wise words.
04:14Yeah.
04:15And I think that they'll really notice it.
04:17It's almost like the kids are left to play in there now.
04:19That's what it feels like.
04:20Yeah, the mum and the dad have now gone.
04:22Yeah.
04:22And they're just going to...
04:23Anything could happen.
04:24It's crazy now.
04:26Honestly, I think it's the most unpredictable series of a long time.
04:29What do you guys think?
04:30Because I've been so wrong at my job, like this whole time, I've never...
04:33I don't know why they hire me, to be honest, because I've got it wrong every single day.
04:37I'm like, yeah, this person's going wrong.
04:39This person's going wrong.
04:40Yeah, what do you guys think about that?
04:41Oh, not a clue.
04:42I'm lost.
04:42I'm completely lost with it.
04:43Yeah.
04:44You never know what's going to happen.
04:45You don't know who's going to get voted.
04:46And like, I'm shocked about today.
04:48I really am.
04:48I thought he was really coming in, you know, into himself there.
04:52Well, Tom lost Ruby yesterday and he's lost Martin today.
04:55He was close with both of those.
04:57Who do you think he's going to sort of gravitate towards now?
04:59Do you think there's anyone in particular?
05:01We've seen him with Shona a little bit, actually.
05:04Yeah.
05:04We've seen him have some deep chats with Shona.
05:06She kind of was like talking to him about her breakup and we saw a lot of that.
05:09So I wonder if we're going to see a bit more of them.
05:10But I do feel for Tom.
05:12Yeah.
05:12My goodness.
05:12Yeah.
05:13I think maybe Lisa, actually.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Lisa's got like that fun factor.
05:17She's got such a good episode today, didn't she?
05:19It was just joyous.
05:20Just her laughing just made, it just brings a smile to your face.
05:24Oh, about the bus.
05:25Oh, my God.
05:26Yeah, the building, yeah.
05:27That's what I used to do.
05:28Really?
05:28Yeah, just before my last stop, I'd be like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, then get off the
05:32bus, yeah.
05:32It's, yeah, I think anyone that Tom attaches himself to, he makes it brilliant, you know?
05:40Yeah.
05:40So I'm really excited for him to see who he attaches himself to now.
05:44Like, even if it's H, you know, it just brings the most out of every conversation.
05:48That was my favourite trial as well, by the way.
05:49Really?
05:50Absolutely loved it.
05:50The library.
05:51Yeah.
05:51And if you close your eyes, does Tom sound a little bit like Stewie from Family Guy?
05:59Do you know what I mean?
06:01Yes.
06:01If you close your eyes, I want him to be my therapist.
06:05Every week I want to go and see Tom.
06:06I know what you mean.
06:08Stewie's my therapist.
06:09I know what you mean.
06:10That's almost certainly going to be a TikTok tomorrow.
06:13Time now for an unseen clip.
06:15We've had Martin telling stories about David Bowie and Billy Idol for his H dropping a name
06:19that's definitely maybe more impressive.
06:22Take a look at this.
06:23I met Noel.
06:25I got invited and I've ended up in Noel's dressing room.
06:28I met Noel and that cool guy.
06:30Yeah.
06:30And Noel's dressing room was a whole separate thing to Liam's.
06:35Yeah.
06:35Yeah.
06:35Do you know what I mean?
06:36But from what I gathered, he was on good terms from what I gathered.
06:40Do you know what I mean?
06:41At that point.
06:42They were.
06:42And like, even it was just sick to see him both walk to, because obviously at some point
06:47they've got to meet to get on the stage.
06:48Yeah.
06:49And like the little walk to the stage, we're both next to each other.
06:51It was pretty magical.
06:52He was like, wow, check them two stood next to each other.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Like, what the fuck?
06:56Oh, amazing.
06:57And then after it, good story this, we all got on Noel's tour bus, went with them to a
07:02certain location to get picked up.
07:04It was just mad.
07:05We were just there on his tour bus.
07:06Yeah.
07:06It was like, whoa, this is weird.
07:07Superb.
07:08And then his son texted after it, saying, can I hear my dad listening to H upstairs?
07:14Hmm.
07:14So he must have thought, yeah, I'll do my research on him.
07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:17That's great.
07:19Still not following me for a feat, you know.
07:23He is so Manchester, isn't he?
07:24Mate.
07:25He's more Manchester than Manchester, mate.
07:27Yeah.
07:27He's more Manchester than Liam.
07:28I don't even understand how that could happen.
07:31It's a great story.
07:32I'm jealous of that story.
07:33Morning, Glory.
07:34That's a fantastic accent, Joel.
07:36Well done.
07:36I'm sorry.
07:36Coming to a panto near you, I'm sure.
07:39Well, we've heard from Danny, but as he would say, it's all about you.
07:43Woo!
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07:48And as always, we would love to hear those lovely voice notes.
07:51Time for a break now, but when we return, we have an agent of chaos on the sofa.
07:56Ruby Wax is here.
07:58We'll see you in a bit.
07:59I can't wait.
08:00Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:03Woo!
08:06Woo!
08:07Woo!
08:07Woo!
08:08Woo!
08:09Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Unpacked.
08:12I am so excited to bring on our next guest.
08:16Whether she was gulping down anus, waltzing in the pond, or raining with terror, she has utterly
08:22entertained us every single day.
08:24Camp's loss is Unpacked's game.
08:26Please welcome the unforgettable Ruby Wax.
08:29Woo!
08:30Woo!
08:31Baby Binder!
08:32Baby Binder!
08:33Woo!
08:34Baby Binder!
08:35Woo!
08:36Woo!
08:37Woo!
08:38Woo!
08:39How are you?
08:41Ruby.
08:42You look beautiful.
08:43You look beautiful.
08:44You look beautiful.
08:46Make a scene, Ruby.
08:47It's lovely to see you.
08:48Thank you so much for being on the show.
08:49Thank you so inviting.
08:50What a joy.
08:51Oh, you've got your picture of kiosk.
08:54Kiosk Kev there.
08:56We'll talk about Kiosk Kev later on.
08:58I cannot wait to get the feel on your beautiful relationship.
09:02Ruby, how are you?
09:04I'm good.
09:05Well, I'm sad.
09:06Because I miss it.
09:07And I want to go back, which I'm going to do.
09:09I'm going to run in there and just let police stop me.
09:13I'm going in.
09:14It'll be, I'm a celebrity, get me in there.
09:17You're going to sneak back in.
09:19How has the last 24 hours of freedom been?
09:21Not as good.
09:22No.
09:23It's good, yeah.
09:24I really want to go back.
09:25Oh, bless you.
09:26I'm desperate.
09:27These were my people.
09:28Well, what have you been up to?
09:30Is it different?
09:31I took a bath.
09:32You know what I mean?
09:33I like the starvation.
09:34Yeah.
09:35I like the dunny.
09:36You like the dunny?
09:37There's a toilet that flushes, for God's sake.
09:39Who flushes a toilet?
09:40Yeah.
09:41Yeah, it's a weird thing that happens, right?
09:43So when you suddenly come out of the jungle and then you're faced with a different toilet for
09:47the first time, it's such a long time.
09:49It's, you touch it, you know, you want to eat food off of it.
09:52It's so clean, isn't it?
09:53Very clean, very clean.
09:54Who ever heard of a clean toilet?
09:55I hope you didn't eat food off it, Ruby.
09:57No, I didn't.
09:58Okay, thank God.
09:59Okay, that's good.
10:00Have you FaceTimed the cats yet?
10:01Because I know you're missing them.
10:02I'm the cats.
10:03But I will be, um, calling them today.
10:06I'm pretty excited.
10:07Pretty excited.
10:08Honestly, Ruby, you've been an absolute delight to watch in there.
10:11Despite how you treated them as camp leader, your campmates absolutely adored you.
10:16Take a look at this.
10:18Ruby is just amazing.
10:21And we all just love Ruby so much.
10:24She's been like my mum.
10:26My mum who always, always made me laugh.
10:30Always was my shining star.
10:33Always was there for the best cuddles, for the honesty, the tough love, everything.
10:39Ruby Wax is all that and she's been that for me in here.
10:43I will never, ever forget my time in here with Ruby Wax.
10:47Ruby's taught me a lot without knowing and I'm thankful for that, actually.
10:52And hopefully I get to see Ruby quite a few times after we get out of here.
10:57I think the one campmate that surprised me, getting close to, was Ruby Wax.
11:01Because I came in here, not knowing anything about her.
11:04I thought maybe, being American, we might clash our laughs.
11:08But we got on like a house on fire and she is like a second nana.
11:14Wow.
11:15It seemed really good emotional.
11:17That's so flattering at second nana.
11:19Yeah.
11:20I thought we were kind of compatriots, but no second nana.
11:24I'll take anything.
11:25Sister.
11:26Not the first, but the second.
11:27Girlfriend.
11:28How does it feel watching that?
11:30Well, heartbroken.
11:32You know, I mean, it's like being pulled out of the womb.
11:35I wanted them to cry more.
11:37I was expecting more out of your way.
11:40A little tear.
11:41He could have faked it.
11:42He could have faked it.
11:43You really made, you made such an impact in there.
11:46Like, you've seen they.
11:47I mean, it's everyone that you seem to sort of get a real friendship with.
11:51And he was so joyous.
11:52You just created such great friendships.
11:54It was just an absolute joy.
11:56Did you expect to make such good friends?
11:58No, I didn't know.
11:59I had only, the joke was, I said, are we live?
12:03Because I didn't really understand the show.
12:05Yeah.
12:06I thought it was on a set and you'd really feed us and we'd pretend to be starving.
12:09No.
12:10I didn't realize it's the real thing.
12:12Yeah.
12:13That you're giving paper mache.
12:14You know, it's hideous.
12:15Then you adjusted really well then.
12:17I didn't adjust well.
12:18If you didn't think it was like that.
12:19Because you didn't want to come out by the end of it.
12:22No, it's okay.
12:23I would take the starvation of the cockroaches just to be with those people.
12:26Oh, no.
12:27That's how good they were.
12:28It was great.
12:29We saw, everyone talks about Shona's journey.
12:31Right.
12:32But no one's really talking about your journey.
12:34From that first episode when you came in where you were like, you're starting in my light.
12:37You were like very much like that sort of virus.
12:39Yeah.
12:40To someone who's now wanting to go back in there.
12:42Yeah.
12:43You really embraced it.
12:44Yeah.
12:45I mean, I wasn't expecting that at all.
12:47I thought it would be friction and I'd have to pull people off each other.
12:51So as soon as we had our group meeting, which I don't know if it looked too woo-woo.
12:55It was a little woo-woo.
12:57It seemed pretty woo-woo.
12:58It was a little woo-woo.
12:59Was it?
13:00A little.
13:01But it was great.
13:02We didn't care.
13:03We didn't care.
13:04We forgot about the cameras.
13:05I ended up shaving Lisa.
13:06Oh, my God.
13:07That was amazing.
13:08No.
13:09I mean, nobody had any inhibitions.
13:10We just, you know.
13:11You lose it in there, don't you?
13:12You don't care if they see you're behind.
13:13Yeah, you don't care.
13:14No?
13:15No.
13:16You know, in the beginning I was quite the lady.
13:21You had such brilliant friendships.
13:23Why do you think you gravitated towards the younger ones in camp particularly?
13:26Because your dynamic with them is probably my favourite part of the camp this year.
13:30I don't know.
13:31I mean, they were just hilarious to me.
13:34Mmm.
13:35And me and, you know, myself and a rapper.
13:37You never think that was, you know.
13:39And then suddenly I'm going, drop the mic.
13:41Bitch.
13:42You know, mega.
13:45Because they're teaching me and I'm teaching them.
13:48You know, and then I like to break them down a little bit.
13:50So they, you know, underneath it they're just really adorable boys.
13:54Yeah.
13:55Not like these tough guys.
13:56Yeah.
13:57It would kind of open up and his face changes all the time like he's kind of grotesque with his dead face.
14:03Wait, what?
14:04And then he gets cute with that little boy face.
14:06It depends what he's talking about.
14:08Yeah, I know what you mean.
14:09Annoying me, yeah.
14:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:11Of course, Tom you became very close with.
14:13We saw you.
14:14Oh, Tom is my type.
14:15Oh.
14:16It was fantastic.
14:17Yeah.
14:18We were recording.
14:19It was.
14:20M'lige and m'lady recording.
14:22It was no protrusions.
14:24It was unprotruded.
14:25But we were in the liquid together and we, I got pregnant.
14:28We had a child.
14:29Unfortunately, Mortimer didn't make it.
14:32Oh, my God.
14:33I'm very sad.
14:35That was our child.
14:36I love it.
14:37I breastfed.
14:38It was just touching.
14:39Can you say that?
14:41You can say everything.
14:42I think you can.
14:43You just did.
14:44It's absolutely incredible.
14:45Lisa, you lived with her for quite a while in the treehouse.
14:49Yeah.
14:50You danced with Tom.
14:51You bantered with Ginge.
14:52It feels hard to pick who your deepest connection was with.
14:55But I think we've figured it out.
14:57Take a look at this.
14:58Hi.
14:59Hi.
15:00Hi, he's mine.
15:01Yeah.
15:02We saw Kev.
15:03Oh.
15:04Yeah, he's still grumpy.
15:05Did Kev have a message for Ruby?
15:06Yeah.
15:07Because I've shaved everything.
15:08No!
15:09No!
15:10I know Kev wants me because I'm a Lang team.
15:14Good night, celebrities.
15:15Kev!
15:16It's your boyfriend!
15:17Oh my God!
15:18Kev!
15:19Kev!
15:20Hello!
15:21You haven't seen him face to face?
15:22No.
15:23Since Cockroach.
15:24But I know he's been thinking of me.
15:25There's his ice cream!
15:27Where's Kev?
15:28Where's Kev?
15:29I'm blushing.
15:30You're blushing.
15:31Do you find me attractive, Kev?
15:32I still love you.
15:33Yeah!
15:34You got a wink?
15:35You got a wink?
15:36I did.
15:37I did.
15:38Do you like a sort of a hair suit man?
15:40I like that kind of mystery man.
15:42Mm.
15:43Also Ruby.
15:44I think taciturn men are very good in bed.
15:47I could tell he was good in bed.
15:50Oh, I forgot about my husband.
15:52Sorry.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Wow.
15:55Yeah.
15:56Wow.
15:57Yeah.
15:58Wow.
15:59What was it about that got you so hot under the collar, Ruby?
16:01The hairy arms.
16:03Oh, okay.
16:04And then you could see hair going down his chest.
16:07Oh.
16:08Revealed more and more.
16:09And there was something, I don't know, dead face about him.
16:13And I knew I could crack him too.
16:15Yeah.
16:16And when I did it would be, whoa, watch out.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just passion held in.
16:21I mean, the wink.
16:22He barely held it in with that wink, did he?
16:25Yeah.
16:26I didn't crack him.
16:27In the end, he threw cockroaches on me and wouldn't let me in the jungle.
16:30That's hard to get, Ruby.
16:31It's just hard to get.
16:32Yeah, that's his way of flirting.
16:33I finished with Kev.
16:35That's it.
16:36What?
16:37I threw the ring back and that's it.
16:39Exclusive.
16:40He's devastating.
16:41He can't believe I done it.
16:43Did he cause any issues with his?
16:44Oh, he cried.
16:45No, no, he wept as I left him.
16:47Oh.
16:48Yeah.
16:49So it's okay.
16:50He'll go for somebody else.
16:51Did Ed ever get jealous or was he all right?
16:53Ed, were you jealous?
16:54No.
16:55No.
16:56That was it.
16:58Well, Ruby, I think you will genuinely go down in history as one of the most legendary
17:04campaigns, I really think that.
17:05Did you expect to enjoy it that much, I think?
17:09I didn't expect anything.
17:10I mean, the fact that we were, I don't know if it looked woo-woo again, but we were, you
17:15know, we were a family.
17:16It was almost cultish.
17:17Yeah.
17:18That every single person came with a different flavor.
17:21And so whatever you needed, you plug into, you know, somebody was hilarious.
17:25Then if you wanted no reaction at all, you got ginge.
17:29Then if you wanted somebody with their trousers down below their underpants line, you went to H.
17:34Then if you wanted somebody like calm and soft to anchor you, you went to Martin.
17:39Everybody had something.
17:40Everyone had a role there.
17:41Everybody had a role.
17:42What was your role then?
17:43I was, um, I don't know.
17:45Ginger's grandmother, he says, which is upsetting.
17:49Yeah.
17:50Because I thought at least the mother, the grandmother.
17:52Imagine how insulting.
17:53You don't like a grandmother at all.
17:58How do you think your whole jungle experience has changed you?
18:01Yeah.
18:02I think that, um, I realized I could trust people because I'm not used to trusting a group of
18:07people where you catch them and they'd be rolling their eyes or they talk about you.
18:12You know, I think people are duplicitous mostly.
18:14And now I could go, oh, people are adorable.
18:17Yeah.
18:18You know, I could trust this group.
18:19Well, you really get to know people really quick in there, don't you?
18:21Yeah.
18:22Because there's no distractions and you're all in the same boat.
18:24So you really look into someone's eyes and you chat and you get to know their soul.
18:29Yeah.
18:30Really quick.
18:31You look straight in their eye and you don't do that in real life.
18:33Yeah.
18:34Tom and I, you know, the eyes were right in there.
18:36If you never spoke and just looked, it would be pretty sensational.
18:40It's pretty, it's pretty deep.
18:41Except for your dead face.
18:44Dead face.
18:45Well, finally, Ruby, as the sort of queen of interviewing and quite an honest critic,
18:51how has this interview gone?
18:54Um, it's gone okay.
18:56But, um, I like when people throw away the script and we just play.
19:01Go on then.
19:02Throw it away.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Throw it away.
19:06Throw it away.
19:07Throw that cushion.
19:08Free fall.
19:09Free fall.
19:10Free fall.
19:11Yes.
19:12That's my phone.
19:13Doesn't matter.
19:14Doesn't matter.
19:15Yeah.
19:16Free fall.
19:17Free fall.
19:18Free fall.
19:19Free fall.
19:20Yeah.
19:21You didn't look at me on the show.
19:22Oh, great for Danny.
19:23Now what's next?
19:24Now what's next?
19:25Does anyone know what's next?
19:30Give it up for Ruby Wax, everybody.
19:31Ruby Wax.
19:32Swing around for the rest of the show.
19:35But now, time to speak to a jungle legend and it's Danny's bandmate in law.
19:39You can come back, Danny, if you want.
19:40Thanks, mate.
19:41Former queen of the castle from 2020 is Giovanna Fletcher.
19:44Can I stay here?
19:46Hello, Giovanna.
19:47So good to speak to you.
19:49How are you?
19:50You all right?
19:51I'm really, really good.
19:52I mean, it's a bit...
19:53I'm just sad I'm not on that sofa right now because it looks like absolute chaos.
19:56It is chaos.
19:57We're having a good time.
19:58I'll be honest, I haven't got any questions for you because I've thrown away my script.
20:01But before we chat about this series, let's have a look at your jungle highlights from
20:042020.
20:05Oh, my God, it's so hard.
20:06Yeah.
20:07All right, sweetheart.
20:08The new leader of the camp is G.
20:09Yay!
20:10I am Lady Hugger.
20:11Wishing more than ever that I could squeeze your hand three times.
20:28It's so hard, I don't know.
20:31That's it.
20:32Go on, Giovanna.
20:33Go!
20:34Oh, I think one of these little fufu.
20:37Yes!
20:38How lucky to be here.
20:41Yeah.
20:42Five years later.
20:43Can you believe it's been five years, Giovanna?
20:46It's crazy, isn't it?
20:48It feels like it was only yesterday, but I've got to say, every year since, I've loved watching
20:52because now I get to really bore Tom with the backstage stuff.
20:57And also, it's kind of like reliving how you felt in those certain moments.
21:01It's magical.
21:02That is funny.
21:03It does totally sort of ruin it for your partner, doesn't it?
21:06Because you watch it and you're like, actually, so the trial area there, and there's
21:10a person who comes and speaks to you and there, and then we do that, you know.
21:13It ruins it for the partner.
21:15Who are you mates from that year still with?
21:18Oh, there's quite a few of us.
21:20Our WhatsApp group is still alive and kicking.
21:22Nice.
21:23But we have Shane, Jordan, Victoria Derbyshire, Ruthie, Beverly.
21:29We all have met out for dinner.
21:31Vernon, I see quite a lot.
21:32Oh, that's good.
21:33So, a lot of us actually still talk.
21:35Five years later, I feel like that's quite the tribe.
21:37Yeah, it's a good bunch.
21:38It's quite impressive, because we've heard from people who have been in later than you,
21:41and we've asked, how's the WhatsApp chat doing?
21:43They're like, oh, it died.
21:44Pretty dead.
21:45Like, a year after.
21:46So, it's a good group you've got there, Giovanna.
21:48What are you making?
21:49Well, it goes through moments where it's quiet, but at the moment it's all right.
21:53I guess it picks up every year around this time.
21:55Yes, it does.
21:56Because everyone's got, like, stuff to say about, like, this year's camp.
21:58How are you enjoying this year's camp?
22:00Yeah.
22:01Oh, I love it.
22:02I think it's been such a gorgeous group.
22:04And like Ruby said, it feels like a family, which I think the majority of the years feels
22:09like that.
22:10Obviously, sometimes it goes a little bit wrong.
22:12But the majority of the time, when it's like a family and everyone's getting on, I think
22:15that's when it feels like a real joy to watch.
22:18I wish I could dive in and join in.
22:20The trials have been hilarious.
22:22The different, you know, little quirks that have gone on have been funny.
22:27Yeah, I've just loved it.
22:28It's the best time of year, I think, when Amitaleb comes on.
22:30It's so good.
22:31Have there been any moments that have made you, like, shout at the television?
22:34Mmm.
22:36The washing up?
22:37Oh!
22:38I thought, yeah, that was...
22:41You've got one job.
22:42That was my thing, right?
22:43You've got, like...
22:44I think in life, there's so much that we're trying to juggle.
22:47And the beauty of having those tasks, those duties, those chores, whatever they're called,
22:51is that you have that one thing.
22:53That's all you have to focus on, is that one thing.
22:55So if your one thing is washing up, you can wash up as many times as you need to.
23:00Don't just make it once a day.
23:02Like, you need...
23:03The rats came in.
23:04You know, that's what always happens.
23:05So, yeah, I feel like perhaps Ginge wasn't really upset about the washing up,
23:10but it became about the washing up.
23:12Is there any campmates that you think have gone too soon this year?
23:16Ooh!
23:17I mean, Ruby, obviously.
23:19I think that Ruby was hilarious and that she should have absolutely...
23:23Seeing Ruby do Celebrity Cycling would have made my Christmas.
23:26Totally.
23:27Oh, yes!
23:28Totally.
23:29But, Ruby, I do think you should probably just dive in anyway when you know it's being filmed.
23:34Just, you know, come down it.
23:36And also, Alex Scott, but it's so hard because you get so attached to everyone.
23:39Yeah.
23:40You're just like, I know that everyone has so much more to show.
23:43And I've got to say, I've been really surprised by H, actually.
23:47I know he's still in there.
23:49But I think everyone else, you kind of, when they go in, you kind of have an idea of what they're going to be like.
23:54But, yeah, I wish I could just carry on and on and on because, especially this series, there's so much to see.
24:02It's really hard to call it, isn't it?
24:04Obviously, in your year, you are such a shoulder to cry on.
24:07Who in this year's camp would you lean on?
24:10Ah, Tom.
24:12I think he just talks so eloquently and so beautifully, no matter what he's talking about.
24:18I feel like he would be a great pillar of support.
24:21I feel like I could listen to him talk about anything.
24:23Oh, it's just, I could listen to him and read a dictionary and thesaurus all day.
24:27I'm literally hiring him as my therapist.
24:29He's got so much work coming out of this jungle, hasn't he?
24:32Girana, finally, who do you want to see take that crown?
24:35Ah, look, I'd love it to be a woman.
24:39I'd love it to be Shona, but I would also love it to be Tom.
24:42I think Tom is, Tom shows us what being a good human is all about.
24:47And so I think I would love to see him be the king of the jungle.
24:51Wow. So good. That would be incredible.
24:53Thank you so much. Give it up for Giovanna.
24:55Bye, G. See you soon.
24:56See you soon.
24:58Kemi's off now to take a sneak peek at tomorrow's trial before she chats to Martin later on in the show.
25:03Off your truck, Kemi.
25:04Don't truck away.
25:05We'll hear about that after this short break. See you in a bit.
25:16Welcome back to I'm a Celebrity Unpacked.
25:18Today we saw Tom in his natural habitat, a library.
25:22Reid is literally his middle name.
25:25Let's have a reminder of that brilliant trial.
25:27We've got a tank and a peace sign.
25:28A war and peace.
25:29Oh, man, all down my back.
25:30Oh, the hand of the Baskervilles.
25:31Yeah, don't get distracted, Tom. Don't get distracted.
25:32Oh!
25:33Ow.
25:34Oh, oh, oh.
25:35Heck, heck, heck.
25:36I'll be honest, I never thought this trial would be this tense.
25:37But I'm loving it.
25:38Stick it in the slot.
25:39Oh, I've got to start.
25:40Yeah!
25:41Get it in your library bag.
25:42Yay!
25:43It's the invisible book, darling.
25:44Tyler!
25:45Oh!
25:46Oh!
25:47Wow.
25:48It was so brilliant.
25:49Was it good to see Martin and Tom do a trial?
25:50It must have been strange from your perspective.
25:51It was strange for me, yeah.
25:52Yeah.
25:53But, um...
25:54It was so brilliant.
25:55Was it good to see Martin and Tom do a trial?
25:56Must have been strange from your perspective.
25:57It was strange for me, yeah.
25:58Yeah.
25:59But, um, I thought Tom would...
26:00You know, I thought he'd get it every time.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Because he's so articulate.
26:03He's unbelievable, his vocabulary.
26:04So, uh, that's what was such a surprising thing for somebody so young to be so erudite.
26:09Erudite.
26:10I don't know what that means, but...
26:11I don't know what that means.
26:12You know, he would go, what?
26:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
26:14You know, he would go, what?
26:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing!
26:16You know, he said he hadn't read a book since he was 12.
26:17I mean, you gotta love it.
26:18With him, it's a great deal.
26:19I've got to do a trial.
26:20It must have been strange from your perspective.
26:21Yeah.
26:22It must have been strange from your perspective.
26:23It was strange from me, yeah.
26:24Yeah.
26:25But, um, I thought Tom would, you know, he, I thought he'd get it every time.
26:27Yeah.
26:28Because he's so articulate.
26:29He's unbelievable, his vocabulary.
26:30So, uh, that's what was such a surprising thing.
26:32Yeah, yeah, same thing!
26:33You know, he said he hadn't read a book since he was 12.
26:35I mean, who, you gotta love it.
26:37With him, it's like that thing where we, we saw him all come in there and that character,
26:42we were all like, well, he's gonna drop that at some point.
26:44And he's just, he, you realise it's him.
26:46Yeah.
26:47And I, I assume you sort of went through that same process when you were down there.
26:50What, with Ginge?
26:51With, um, with Tom.
26:52Oh, no, Tom and I were a match made in heaven.
26:54It's brilliant.
26:55Yeah, we played ping pong with our minds.
26:57We were too good.
26:58It's, did you, did you ever sort of think, oh, this guy,
27:01is a character, but then you were.
27:03No, I, that was him.
27:04I knew from the start.
27:05That's brilliant.
27:06Because when he looks you in the eye, boy, does he piercing you.
27:08Yeah, yeah.
27:09So you know he's not faking it.
27:11I've never met anything like that.
27:13And we will be friends.
27:14We'll meet after this.
27:15Oh, that's nice.
27:16Yeah.
27:17Just imagining you two together makes me smile.
27:18Oh, it's a love match.
27:19I've never heard a rat called, uh, be called a darling.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Hello, darling, get out the way.
27:24Who's a booking here?
27:25I know.
27:26He'd be a great ranger, wouldn't he?
27:27Everyone, even when he talks to, like, the turkeys,
27:29but, like, your plumage is absolutely fantastic.
27:32Like, the way he talks to everyone.
27:33Yeah.
27:34He makes friends with turkeys.
27:35All right.
27:36Ruby, what, what was, what did Martin bring to camp life
27:38when he was done?
27:39Martin was like an anchor.
27:40Yeah.
27:41So he was like a soft pillow.
27:42So when you needed somebody to calm you down,
27:44you'd just clap eyes on him and he'd have that soft voice.
27:48And so you recharge for the next onslaught.
27:50Right.
27:51Right.
27:52So he was really warm and there and present.
27:55Yeah.
27:56I liked him.
27:57I think it was really key to that camp to bring everyone down.
27:59To bring everybody down because otherwise we would have been an explosion.
28:02Yeah.
28:03Nothing inflated at all.
28:04Yeah.
28:05We must talk about Gingella Lawson, I'm going to call her now.
28:08Uh, Ginge's cooking.
28:09He...
28:10I heard he screwed it up.
28:11He screwed it up.
28:12Yeah.
28:13He screwed it up for, for the vegetarians in the camp.
28:15Um, was it, would you, is there anything that he's good at?
28:18No.
28:19There's no chores.
28:20No, not at all.
28:21No.
28:22And I finally found out what he does for a living.
28:24I, I, we started at the beginning like how to turn on the computer.
28:28You know, I think it was upsetting for him that somebody knew nothing.
28:31But when I got what he did, I said, teach me this stuff.
28:34He's on it.
28:35Yeah.
28:36Were you able to leave the jungle and then essentially Google him and be like,
28:40Oh, this is what he does.
28:41No, I haven't, I'm not using my phone.
28:43I'm not touching it.
28:44I don't ever want to go on it again.
28:45Isn't it amazing?
28:46Yeah.
28:47To do that.
28:48I don't want to see all those texts saying what and then I have to answer them and I
28:51don't even like these people.
28:52No.
28:53You've not got back to me again.
28:55I can't wait for you to be on one of Ginge's, uh, streams.
28:58It's going to be absolutely fantastic.
28:59We're going to do it together.
29:00You must do it.
29:01Yeah.
29:02You must.
29:03Uh, don't forget we'll be revealing who's taking on tomorrow's The Worst Day Cake
29:06trial later on in the show.
29:07Speaking of which, Kemi, are you down there yet?
29:09Yes, Joel, I am here.
29:11We are celebrating the 25th series of I'm a Celeb.
29:13Yeah, it's a party vibe down here.
29:17Now, in this trial, the Kemi will make their way through this massive cake while trying
29:22to get to the stars all the way to the ends of the rail before they release them.
29:26They've got ten minutes to get five stars and put them in their very fun little party
29:30bag.
29:31I've got my fifth birthday party.
29:32There's no cake in there, very sadly.
29:34But there's so many amazing and awful things the Kami's are going to have to look forward
29:38to in there.
29:39Mud crabs, monitor lizards.
29:41Oh, we've also got awful rats, spiders.
29:44Joel, I swear to God, if you're surprising the spider, our friendship is done.
29:47Not today.
29:48Done.
29:49I think I might skip this birthday party, but it looks pretty impressive, doesn't it?
29:53Oh, I love that.
29:54Thank you, Kemi.
29:56The Kami's are still deciding who's going to take it on, but who do you want to see down
29:58there?
29:59I think we need to see H do one.
30:00Like, I don't know, he's got a bit quiet over the last couple of days.
30:02I want him to see him do a little solo trial and try and crawl through these horrible things.
30:05I want to see Lisa do another one.
30:07I just love her face.
30:08Oh!
30:09I just love her face.
30:10She's the best.
30:11How many stars are you predicting being down there, seeing her up close?
30:14I think it does look pretty tricky, and it's quite close quarters, and then you've
30:19got the horrible stuff in there with you, but he's going to try and compete with Ginge.
30:22She has done pretty well in these trials and challenges, so I reckon he might go for the
30:27full six, and I think if he doesn't, he's going to be really hard on himself.
30:30That's true, that's true.
30:31Well, thank you, Kemi.
30:32Happy worst day!
30:33Happy worst day!
30:34Time for another unseen clip now.
30:36Before Martin left the jungle, we found him opening up to his campmates.
30:40Take a look at this.
30:41Before you came here, right, what idea did you have or who you didn't know and who you
30:46were wary of?
30:47This is quite a difficult question, now.
30:50Yeah.
30:51I don't think I really knew anybody.
30:53Yeah.
30:54I don't know, basically.
30:55I knew Jack because of his show.
30:58Yeah.
30:59And I knew you, of course.
31:00You know, I knew faces.
31:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:02But I never knew what anybody was like.
31:04Yeah, yeah.
31:05But my overriding thing was that I was just fearful of meeting new people.
31:11Yeah.
31:12And I've been like that for so long.
31:14Why, I'm not sure.
31:15My boy always takes the mickey out of me.
31:17You know, why don't you get some friends?
31:20You know.
31:21Oh!
31:22And it's kind of true.
31:23You know, I have friends with Shirley that would come round the house, like, couples
31:29and stuff.
31:30But friends that I would tell my innermost stuff to.
31:33Yeah, yeah.
31:34Friends that I would sit there and cry with.
31:36I don't have that.
31:37Yeah.
31:38And has that been like that for many years?
31:39A long time, yeah.
31:40Since I left the band, I think.
31:41You know, I think when I spoke about it at home and I said to Shirley, this is what I'm
31:47worried about.
31:48She said, I think she was pushing me to go in there to kind of make new friends.
31:54Yeah.
31:55And she knew that I needed that.
31:57Um, so it's been good for me.
32:00That's brilliant.
32:01To get out of my house and meet all you lot.
32:02Oh.
32:03It's been really good.
32:06Isn't that interesting?
32:07Wow.
32:08It's like, it's really interesting to see a man of that age talk about that, you know?
32:10Can you imagine saying something like that, so vulnerable?
32:12Yeah.
32:13I mean, it's like, it's heartbreaking, but it just says it, so you accept it.
32:17Yeah.
32:18Yeah.
32:19It's been, and I think sort of you having your morning meetings has been a part of that.
32:22It's just brought so much out of you.
32:23Yeah.
32:24You guys have come across so vulnerable.
32:25No, that was my idea.
32:26It's great.
32:27Yeah.
32:28You're claiming that.
32:29Obviously the American.
32:30I like that.
32:31Uh, let's hear what you guys think I would have said.
32:32It's all about you, but unfortunately, Kemi has, uh, obviously nicked that joke already.
32:36Um, first up, we have a WhatsApp from Kian.
32:38Uh, can you ask Ruby why her underwear was called the Lucky Underwear?
32:43Oh, it's always been, I have to have red on or I'm cursed.
32:48I'm afraid, I even have them on today.
32:51Do you?
32:52Yeah.
32:53The Lucky Bird.
32:54What are you showing me?
32:55You've got more pairs.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Oh my God.
32:58I won't go without the red underwear, otherwise I feel terrible.
33:01Ruby.
33:02That looks like a small string as well, to be honest.
33:04That's not a small string.
33:05You should see what it's doing to my front.
33:08Ooh.
33:09I'm going to get them pulled out.
33:10I live it.
33:11That is lucky.
33:12That is lucky.
33:13Thank God he's lucky and not mucky.
33:15Oh.
33:16I can't wait for who's going to be the face of the new Ann Summers campaign.
33:19It's going to be you, Ruby.
33:20I can see it.
33:21Oh, me.
33:22Taz on Instagram says a question from Ruby.
33:24What do you think the camp are going to miss the most about you not being there?
33:29I don't know.
33:30I guess I was, Lisa and I would spar and Tom and I would spar so now they're sparless.
33:36Mm.
33:37So I'm sure they'll meet together and spar without me.
33:39But I don't know what they'd miss, except I was the interviewer.
33:43But I would not use, you know, I didn't have set questions, but I would free fall because
33:48I'm so interested in what people are beneath the radar.
33:51Exactly.
33:52I think that's important.
33:53Yeah.
33:54Well, that's why I'd say you brought the best out of everyone.
33:55Because you were genuinely interested.
33:57Rev last year was the same.
33:59He would bring the best out of every conversation because he would ask the thing that people
34:03outside want to know.
34:04Absolutely.
34:05It's so important to ask questions and probably more importantly to listen as well and get
34:09it out of people.
34:10Yeah.
34:11I think you were amazing at that.
34:12I was surprised that I was such a listener and didn't jump in with my ego.
34:15Yeah.
34:16That surprised me.
34:17Because usually I go, okay, enough about you.
34:19Interrupt them.
34:20Let's get back to me.
34:21But I just lay quiet and listen to their stories and otherwise if you interrupt.
34:25Anyway, enough about you.
34:26Okay.
34:27We've got another WhatsApp from Reece.
34:33Let's have a look what Reece says.
34:35I don't, I know we don't want the final to come anytime soon but out of the celebrities,
34:40who do you want to see do the cyclone?
34:43Um, probably Tom, Ginge, Lisa, either Shuna or H and Jack.
34:51All of them.
34:52All of them.
34:53All of them.
34:54All of them.
34:55All of them.
34:56Yeah.
34:57I love them all.
34:58What about you, Daddy?
34:59Who do you want to see do cyclone?
35:00Um, definitely Tom.
35:01Definitely Tom.
35:02Definitely Tom.
35:03I think Ginge and H just because of their, you know, rivalry.
35:05And then, um, the rest can be Lucky Dips for me.
35:08Mmm.
35:09Yeah.
35:10I want to see Lisa do it.
35:11I figured it'd be great.
35:12I'd like to see Lisa do it.
35:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:14It'd be great.
35:15Yeah.
35:16And I think with Tom as well, like, I'd love to see him do it because, like, he's actually,
35:17he's, he's fitter than his, his, his mouth gives across.
35:20Oh, he's so fit.
35:21Do you know what I mean?
35:22He does like those push-ups.
35:23Physically, very fit.
35:24And his little bumps.
35:25Yeah.
35:26I know what he's after.
35:27I love you guys.
35:29Thank you so much.
35:30Keep those messages coming.
35:31Time for one last break now, but Kemi will be chatting to Martin when we get back.
35:35See you in a few.
35:36That's great.
35:45Welcome back to our Packs, everybody.
35:47Martin is out of the jungle and Kemi is down there now to grab him for a chat.
35:51Are you there, Kemi?
35:52Yes, I'm here.
35:53And Martin is here, everyone.
35:55Thank you so much.
35:56My goodness.
35:57It's really nice to be here.
35:58Yeah, you've literally just stepped foot over the bridge.
35:59Yeah.
36:00What is going through your mind right now?
36:01It's just overwhelming, all of it.
36:02You know, looking at you dressed all nice.
36:03Sorry.
36:04You know, with makeup on, it's just overwhelming.
36:05When I came across the bridge and I saw Ruby standing there, I didn't even recognise her.
36:08I didn't, honestly.
36:09You didn't?
36:10No.
36:11Because everyone looks so different when they're here.
36:12I'm here, everyone.
36:13Thank you so much.
36:14Thank you so much.
36:15It's really nice to be here.
36:16Yeah, you've literally just stepped foot over the bridge.
36:17Yeah.
36:18What is going through your mind right now?
36:19It's just overwhelming, all of it.
36:20I didn't even recognise her.
36:21I didn't, honestly.
36:22You didn't?
36:23No.
36:24Because everyone looks so different when they're out in the jungle.
36:25Yeah.
36:26You're used to them seeing like a certain way, aren't you?
36:27Yeah, yeah.
36:28The whole experience is overwhelming.
36:30I imagine it's like quite a lot coming out and you've got everyone here and everyone's
36:34cheering for you after being on your own for so long.
36:36Yeah, it's emotional as well.
36:37You know, I came across the bridge and I see Shirley standing there.
36:41How was that?
36:43Too much.
36:44Too much.
36:45I saw both of you just had tears and like the way you hugged was just so, so beautiful.
36:50Would it be so nice to be reunited with your whole family?
36:52Oh, I just spoke to Roman on the phone as well.
36:55Did you?
36:56It's just lovely, yeah.
36:58To come back into real life.
37:00It's the hardest thing in there, you know, it's kind of like being on a lead for two and
37:07a half weeks where, you know, you can't get away from anyone.
37:11Everyone controls what you do.
37:12Everyone watches what you do.
37:14And then all of a sudden to have that freedom and that lead taken away, it's like a dog
37:17being allowed to run on the grass.
37:19So where are you going to run to next, Martin?
37:21What are you going to do when you go out of this place?
37:22The shower.
37:23Oh, yeah, okay.
37:24That's fair.
37:25I wasn't going to say anything.
37:26No, I'm joking.
37:27Well, I wasn't going to.
37:28Shirley said you need a shower.
37:30Brutal honesty from Shirley there.
37:34What's the one thing you've missed most while in camp, apart from your family?
37:38We know family's number one.
37:40One thing I miss most, apart from my family, is knowing the football scores, which is ridiculous.
37:47But just, it's just freedom.
37:51You know, that's the thing that I miss the most.
37:53Yeah.
37:54I'm not used to that.
37:55Feeling like people are telling you what to do all the time.
38:00You know.
38:01Did that get to you?
38:02Yeah, it did a little bit at times, you know.
38:05And I had to close my eyes and imagine it wasn't there.
38:08Yeah.
38:09And get into a very meditative state sometimes.
38:12Yeah.
38:13Yeah.
38:14But it was that, more than anything else.
38:16But now you've got the freedom.
38:17Yeah, exactly.
38:18Although, I must ask.
38:19I know you said you've spoken to Roman, but will he be giving you stick that he beat you
38:23and came third?
38:24Because I think there was always a little rivalry.
38:26Well, I like to think there was a little rivalry.
38:28Who was going to pop the top?
38:29He won't be giving it to me.
38:31He has already given it to me.
38:33Oh, well, you're going to get it both barrels.
38:35Yeah, yeah.
38:36He's already given it to me.
38:37Well, we actually.
38:38The first phone call I had, he gave it to me.
38:40Well, he actually also sent us a voice note.
38:43He really wanted you to hear this.
38:44Take a listen.
38:45Yeah, yeah.
38:46Mate, gutted he's gone.
38:48But at the same time, my record lives on.
38:52Didn't get anywhere close to third, did you fella?
38:57Oh.
38:58Yeah, but he never made his bed by the time I went in.
39:01That's you, that's Roman.
39:02That's very true.
39:03I went in there, I saw his bed, it was still unmade.
39:05Who are you going to miss the most from in there?
39:07All of them, to be honest.
39:09Yeah, there wasn't one particular person that I gravitated towards.
39:13It was, I tried to spread it out.
39:15Everyone had different qualities that you could get something from.
39:19The, my touchstone was always a little bit Jack.
39:24Yeah.
39:25Because Jack gave me lots of, like, information to think about.
39:29He's an encyclopedia.
39:30He's such a chill guy and could just do it all as well in the cooking.
39:34Actually, you might remember, talking about food.
39:36Yeah.
39:37Before you went into the jungle, you surrendered your favourite snack to the Unpacked team.
39:40Yeah, yeah.
39:41I'm here to reunite you, Martin.
39:42Martin, this is your favourite snack.
39:44Open those and I think you're going to be quite happy with what we've got.
39:47What have you got here?
39:49Let's have a look.
39:50Do you remember?
39:51Oh my goodness, yeah, of course.
39:52Chris and cheese and onion.
39:54Your absolute favourite.
39:55You eat, Martin told me for this, he's not eating a thing yet.
39:58Oh man.
39:59You crack on with that.
40:00You crack on.
40:01Oh man.
40:02Martin, you've been absolutely incredible.
40:03And I've got to as well.
40:04Yeah, go on then.
40:05We won't, we won't tell him.
40:06We won't tell him.
40:07Martin, everyone.
40:08What a guy.
40:09Thank you, Kevin.
40:10Great stuff.
40:11I cannot wait for Martin to be on this sofa tomorrow.
40:15Time now for one more unseen clip and we finally found out what makes Martin laugh.
40:24He loves a good practical choke.
40:26Take a look at this.
40:27I had a near death date story, which was very, very embarrassing.
40:35We went to a lovely Italian restaurant in Soho.
40:39And you know, when you sit down for supper and you realise that, oh gosh, I think I've
40:44got to do the lion's share of the talking because I don't think they will.
40:49And then our food came and it looked beautiful.
40:52And I thought, oh, I can just see this lamb shank getting colder and colder and colder.
40:58And finally, I hit upon a subject that really fired him up.
41:03And I thought, oh, bliss, I can eat while he talks.
41:06Yeah.
41:07So I was tearing into it much too fast.
41:09At which point I lodged a piece of lamb in my gullet.
41:14I staggered across the room to the bathroom.
41:17I saw a vein throbbing on my forehead in the mirror.
41:21You were choking.
41:22I thought, what am I going to do?
41:23This is going to be my last memory.
41:24Yeah.
41:25So in the end, I did the Heimlich manoeuvre on myself against the wash basin.
41:32I sort of took a little run and hurled myself into the wash basin and regurgitated this piece of lamb.
41:40It was awful.
41:47That's the most I've seen Martin laugh, I think.
41:49That was amazing.
41:50Yeah.
41:51It's, I just love those little, the little moments.
41:54You guys must have been on some bad dates at some point in your lives.
41:57Ruby, have you been on a bad date?
41:58Yeah.
41:59I mean, somebody came over once and it wasn't who I thought it was.
42:03So he rang the bell and I hit the floor.
42:05And so I crawled around on the floor and he saw me.
42:08So, it was a big mistake.
42:11I just went, big mistake.
42:13Get out.
42:14Get out.
42:15Daddy, what about you?
42:16Yeah, I had my mum down to babysit for Valentine's Day.
42:19And then Georgia, my wife, fell ill.
42:21And so I was like, mum, do you want to come with me?
42:23Yeah, let's go, let's go.
42:24Got to this restaurant, all romantic, nice and quiet.
42:27Love Arts everywhere.
42:28Walked into the restaurant.
42:29I'm like, right, just so you know, this is my mum.
42:31I've got to make everyone aware that this is my mum.
42:34So the couple next to us, they knew.
42:36This couple knew.
42:37Our steaks come out.
42:38Then all the tables got refreshed with brand new couples.
42:41So then my mum goes, wow, we need to make sure these know that it's, you know.
42:45So what do you want to drink, son?
42:46I'll have a go, yeah, yeah.
42:48And then she just went, about the steak, which was a nine ounce steak.
42:51She went, how big's yours?
42:53Ten inch?
42:54And I just went, no!
42:56No!
42:57And this quiet, romantic restaurant.
42:59I just wanted the floor.
43:00I was like, no, mum, you got it wrong.
43:02It was ten ounces.
43:04The steak!
43:05That's it.
43:06Oh, Danny, bless your heart.
43:09Well, I can now reveal who will be taking on the worst day cake trial.
43:15Am I going to get a drum roll today, please?
43:17Can I get a drum roll?
43:18Thank you, Danny.
43:19It's going to be Ginge today.
43:22Ooh.
43:23Ginge.
43:24What do you think about that, Ruby?
43:26Yeah, Ginge deserves everything it gets.
43:28Yeah?
43:29So, yeah.
43:30Just stuff him as much as you can and torture him.
43:32I said, go ahead.
43:34Torture him as much as possible.
43:35That's what I think.
43:36Ruby, thank you so much for joining us today.
43:39You've been absolutely amazing.
43:40Before you go, who do you think tomorrow might be in danger?
43:43Can I just say?
43:44Yes.
43:45Just about me.
43:46I'm on tour in April.
43:47Yes!
43:50Yes!
43:51Get it in there.
43:52That we all come.
43:53All come.
43:54All around the UK.
43:56I would love that.
43:57Who do I think would win?
43:58Yeah, who do you think is going to win?
44:00Maybe, um...
44:02It would be Ginge, Lisa or...
44:06Tom.
44:07And that's who you think is going to win.
44:09Who do you want to win?
44:10Uh, Lisa.
44:11That's great.
44:12Yeah.
44:13That's great.
44:14That's interesting.
44:15Yeah.
44:16So, who do you think is going to go next?
44:18I can't tell you.
44:20Because they're all unbelievable.
44:21They're all superpowers.
44:22Yeah.
44:23Yeah.
44:24Well, what have you done, Eve?
44:25Honestly, you can't call it.
44:27You're shocked at everyone who comes out.
44:28Yeah.
44:29I think...
44:30Um, I think maybe...
44:32Maybe Shona.
44:33She's been a bit quiet more recently.
44:34Maybe.
44:35But you never know.
44:36Any one of those worthy winners.
44:37Yeah, yeah.
44:38You know?
44:39Yeah.
44:40That's true.
44:41And she can sing like a dream, so...
44:42Yeah.
44:43We'll sing.
44:44Guys, thank you so much.
44:46Give it up for Ruby Wax, everybody.
44:48That's all we have time for, I'm afraid.
44:49But we'll be back tomorrow with Danny and, of course, Martin.
44:52We'll see you at 10.35 on ITV2.
44:54Smell you later.
44:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
44:57Get your one!
44:59Yeah.
45:00Great!
45:02Whoo!
45:03Pow!
45:08hoch!
45:09Ow!
45:10Ach!
45:11Oh, ow!
45:13Pow!
45:17Ow!
45:18Ow!
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