00:00Hi, folks.
00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.
01:00There.
01:07Now don't touch your TV until the paint is dry.
01:11Aha, what have we here?
01:13A perfectly good TV set.
01:20But a perfectly nasty mouse.
01:23Hey, that's a nasty TV set, Slick.
01:26It's all yours, Spike.
01:28Gee, thanks, Slick.
01:29Hey, I hope you like watermelon.
01:38Ridiculous and appealing.
01:40Just like this next Tom and Jerry cartoon.
01:44Mom?
01:59Come here.
02:01Mom?
02:02Come here.
02:04Grandma?
02:05This is Tom.
02:06Tom?
02:07Now you be good while Grandma's visiting.
02:10Stay out of trouble.
02:11Oh, what a cute little hamster.
02:21Oh, what a cute little hamster.
02:22Oh, he looks just like my darling little Throckmorton.
02:36May he rest in.
02:37Waylaid by a low-down dirty rotten cat.
02:38Back in 29.
02:39Now don't you fret on little hamster.
02:40And don't you get any funny ideas, fur face.
02:41Here, little cutie, have a cake.
02:42And this cheese.
02:43And some soda pop.
02:44And these sirloin steaks.
02:45And some donuts.
02:46And caviar.
02:47And these cookies.
02:48Why all you cutie little hamsters just love cookies.
02:53Why all you cutie little hamsters just love cookies.
03:23What you think you're doing, clown?
03:39Get your greasy paws off in my hamster, fuzz face.
03:42Hit the road, toad.
03:44Move it, tuna brush.
03:49Where's that walkin' fleece circus givin' you a hard time?
03:52Not as long as I'm here.
03:57If he tries anything, just whistle for old granny.
04:00That's it.
04:02And have some ice cream, and these pumpkin pies, and a glass of milk, and this roast turkey, and...
04:22That's it, clown.
04:23You mess with my hamster one more time, and I'm hauling you to the dog town.
04:27Hamster, you're looking puny.
04:28Have another cake, and this watermelon, and a biscuit, and some grapes, and...
04:38Yeah.
04:39Yeah.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Yeah.
04:42Yeah.
04:43Yeah.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:20Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:20He's lucky spending a whole year away in Hawaii.
06:22Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:52I just couldn't leave without you, cutie.
07:02Made him turn the whole plane around.
07:05Come on, hamster.
07:07A year in Hawaii will put some meat on those cuny little bones of yours.
07:10Gracious sakes, you eat like a bird.
07:14Yeah, yeah.
07:16Let's go.
07:22An apple just fell on my head.
07:48That's what we call gravity.
07:50That's what I call applesauce.
07:56What is it?
07:58Yeah, I'm selling the newest in vacuum cleaners.
08:01One push on the button and all the unsightly mess disappears.
08:07Well, what do you know?
08:08It works.
08:10If you think that's funny, wait till you see me in my next adventure.
08:16It's really funny.
08:20Hello, folks.
08:39I'm Droopy Dog.
08:41Mother Hubbard's favorite dog.
08:44Droopy.
08:45Oh, Droopy Dog.
08:47Now she wants me to come in for my daily bone treat.
08:52Isn't she sweet?
08:54I'll go to the cupboard to fetch it for you.
08:57Coming, Mother Hubbard.
08:58My heavens, the cupboard is bare, except for this note.
09:07I'd better check it for clues.
09:11Sweet Mother Hubbard.
09:13Hmm.
09:14Just as I suspected, our prime suspect is Slick Wolf.
09:19Amazing, Droopy.
09:20Amazing, Droopy.
09:21How did you guess?
09:23It says, very truly yours, Slick Wolf.
09:27Hmm.
09:28I will apprehend the scoundrel before the little boy blue blows his horn.
09:42Do my eyes deceive me, or is that little red riding hood ahead?
09:48Hello, Red.
09:55How are things?
09:57Hi, Droopy.
09:58I gotta run this takeout order over to Grandma's pad.
10:01Trouble is, my new shoes are killing me.
10:03Can I be of assistance?
10:06Hmm.
10:07I thought you'd never ask.
10:15Dum-de-de-dum-dum-de-dum-de-dum.
10:20Hmm.
10:21Food.
10:22He-he-he-he.
10:23I'll just take a shortcut through the wood.
10:26He-he-he-he-he.
10:27Who is it?
10:36It is I.
10:37Droopy, Grandmama.
10:39With a tasty lunch to cheer you up.
10:43Oh, how dare of you, sweet little Droopy.
10:48Thanks for the free meal, sucker.
10:52Uh-oh.
10:53Looks like I'm onto a clue.
10:56Oh, Slick.
10:57I think I should warn you about one little thing.
11:00Yeah?
11:01What is it?
11:02That basket you stole is filled with seafood.
11:06Great.
11:07I love seafood.
11:08He-he-he-he.
11:10Live seafood, that is.
11:12He-he-he-he.
11:14Once again, all is peaceful in storybook land.
11:29Uh-oh.
11:30What's this?
11:31A damsel in distress?
11:34Why, it's little Ms. Goldilocks.
11:38You look like you have a problem, Goldie.
11:41I'd call that a problem.
11:43Careful.
11:44It may contain a clue.
11:46Hmm.
11:47Uh-huh.
11:49Just as I suspected.
11:52What already?
11:53See?
11:54Large thumbprints in porridge.
11:58Bowls are mine.
11:59Read it already.
12:00Have porridge waiting or else.
12:01Fine.
12:02Slick Wolf.
12:02So what the poor Goldilocks to do?
12:04I'm fresh out of porridge.
12:07Quick.
12:08Inside and lock the door.
12:11We'll think of something.
12:17I've come for, uh, the porridge.
12:20Uh-oh.
12:21The three bears aren't here, and there isn't any more porridge, Slick.
12:38Oh, yeah?
12:40Of course, if you care to come in and look around for yourself.
12:45It won't do you any good.
12:46The three bears move down, but they sublet the place of three gorillas.
12:49Heh-heh.
12:51This is really rich.
12:53Three gorillas.
12:54Heh-heh.
12:57No need to lie to defend me, kind Goldilocks.
13:02So who's lying?
13:03They should be home any second now.
13:06Three gorillas.
13:07Gonna be home any second now.
13:10Heh-heh.
13:10That's rich.
13:11Stop ya.
13:12Heh-heh.
13:12Heh-heh.
13:13Heh-heh.
13:14Heh-heh.
13:15Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:17Hey!
13:18Hey!
13:19Hey!
13:19Hey!
13:20Hey!
13:21Hey!
13:22Hey!
13:27So what can I do for you, Droopy?
13:30Your friendship is enough, my dear.
13:33You know, you're kinda neat.
13:34A little droopy, but kinda neat.
13:41Just like the book says, folks, everyone lived happily ever after.
13:48Hey!
13:49I have a secret, Georgie!
13:50Well, I've been 4 days off, we're done.
13:51It's not like, oh, the one who's going on a day.
13:52Take what?
13:53Hey!
13:54Hey!
13:55Hey!
13:56Hey!
13:57Hey!
13:58Hey!
13:59Hey!
14:00Hey!
14:01Hey!
14:02Hey!
14:07Hey!
14:08Hey!
14:09Hey!
14:10Hey!
14:11Hey!
14:12Hey!
14:13You know, that wasn't as easy as it looked.
14:24It was easier.
14:43That was very amusing, and so is this next Tom and Jerry adventure.
15:13Oh, that must be Ann Henrietta.
15:23Hello, Claudia.
15:25Here's Bertram.
15:26You're so kind to take care of him for me.
15:29Not at all.
15:30It'll be fun having a talking parrot around.
15:33Hello, Bertram.
15:34Want a cracker?
15:35I'd rather have a ham on rice.
15:38Well, isn't he this smart little fellow?
15:41Have a wonderful time, Ann Henrietta.
15:44I'm sure Bertram will be just fine here for the weekend.
15:47Bye.
15:52Enjoy your stay, Bertram.
16:03Well, pretty average house.
16:05Average furniture.
16:11Average table.
16:18Average chairs.
16:19Average dump cap.
16:21What?
16:22Get off, Bertram.
16:24Make sure to get the space.
16:25Wow!
16:26Dissertine.
16:27Thanks, pal.
16:30I think that cop needs a good lesson.
16:31Now here's what we do.
16:33Oh, thanks, pal. I think that cop needs a good lesson. Now, here's what we do.
17:03Oh, thanks, pal.
17:33All right, who's responsible for this mess?
17:40What's it to you?
17:42Oh, a wise cat, huh?
17:44Greeny?
17:45Oh, who's gonna make me, big shot?
17:51And stay out until you learn some manners.
18:00He needs one more lesson.
18:01Oh, bye-bye.
18:03Oh, bye-bye.
18:15Bullseye.
18:23One more time.
18:26Lower and closer.
18:28Oh, come on out, you coward.
18:30Oh, boy.
18:31Oh, who turned out the lights?
18:39Hey, cat, what do you got under the cloth?
18:41Yeah.
18:48A big dog, huh?
18:49I asked you a question, cat.
18:52What have you got there?
18:54None of your business, Tubbo.
18:55It's my steak.
18:56I found it first.
18:58Oh, a steak, huh?
18:59Holdin' out on me there, wise guy.
19:02Get lost, big mouth.
19:03Oh, get on top of the old spike, huh?
19:05The heat must be gettin' to you, cat.
19:13Wait.
19:15Bye.
19:15Bye.
19:16Bye.
19:17Bye.
19:22Bye.
19:27Bye.
19:28Bye.
19:28What's this?
19:34Hold you, you big gulp!
19:38Give me that boom, wise guy!
19:43Got it again, cubby!
19:46Oh, yeah?
19:48Over here, you big gulp!
20:09Leave your care, you big cubby lard!
20:12Just wait till I get that jack!
20:18Come and get me, fellas! Catch me if you can!
20:29Me first! Ah, he's mine!
20:48So long, boy, but...
20:52How long, boy, but?
20:55How long, boy?
20:57But I like, brother, you know?
21:02Yeah, I know!
21:05Who was?
21:07Yeah, how long?
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