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Get ready for non-stop laughs with Tom and Jerry Comedy Show – Episode 3! Watch the iconic cat-and-mouse duo in their funniest antics yet — full of slapstick chaos, clever tricks, and timeless comedy that never gets old.  Welcome to Timeless Toons, your go-to channel for classic cartoon joy!  #Tom&JerryCartoon #TomAndJerry #ClassicCartoon #TimelessToons #FunnyCartoons #CartoonComedy #VintageToons #KidsCartoon  Tom and Jerry,Tom&JerryCartoon,Tom and Jerry comedy show,Tom and Jerry episode 3,classic cartoon,funny cartoons,vintage toons,kids cartoon,Timeless Toons,cartoon comedy,cat and mouse cartoon,animated comedy,old cartoon,hilarious chase,Tom Jerry funny moments,slapstick cartoon,family cartoon,no talking cartoon,cartoon for kids,retro animation

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00:00Hi, folks.

00:30The Tom and Jerry Comedy Show.

01:00Attention, attention, the workman who owns the chocolate brown and tomato red automobile

01:20with the tangerine and plum interior, your car has been eaten.

01:30I'd rather watch me in my next adventure.

01:45What's going on down there?

02:07It's two in the morning.

02:11How can a man get any sleep with all this noise going on?

02:16Aha!

02:17It's you, is it?

02:18I might have known.

02:20You're supposed to catch mice, not play around in the cupboards.

02:23Now if I hear another sound down here, you're fired!

02:26All right.

02:56What'll it be, friend?

03:12Buttermilk, eh?

03:14A double?

03:15Okay, and I'll leave the bottle.

03:20Hey, boy.

03:22Look who just walked up to the bar.

03:25I say, squid.

03:27It's that fancy cat from the big house on the hill.

03:30Right, Mouser.

03:32I wonder what he's doing down here.

03:34What's the difference?

03:35If he's down here, he ain't up there, if you get my drift.

03:40I get you, Miss Kitty.

03:42There ain't nobody at home to look after the place.

03:45You boys make a little trip up there while I entertain the young man.

03:51Right-o, Miss Kitty.

03:52We'll hop on up there and bake the swag.

03:55Take your time, boys.

03:59This ought to be fun.

04:01It's no use.

04:05I can't sleep.

04:06I might as well get a bite to eat and have a glass of milk.

04:11What's this?

04:12That mouse has been into the cheese again.

04:15Now, where is that cat?

04:16Oh, he quit, did he?

04:19Well, good riddance.

04:20That settles it.

04:21In the morning, I'll call the pest control and get rid of that mouse for good.

04:26Look what I found.

04:34A fat little mouse.

04:36Put him in here, Squid.

04:37Here you go.

04:39Now, come on.

04:40Let's clean out the cupboard.

04:43Wow.

04:44It's a gold mine.

04:46I love it.

04:48I say, won't Miss Kitty be cleaned?

04:50We got a good haul of canned stuff and a nice, fat little mouse.

05:05Hmm, nice work, boys.

05:07What's the matter with the tomcat?

05:09Can't hold his buttermilk.

05:11He's out cold.

05:12If he gives you any trouble, just drop him down the old trap door.

05:17You boys can split up the rest of the goodies.

05:20I'm gonna have a snack and go to bed.

05:23How are we gonna split up the little butterball?

05:27Let's play a game of pinball for him, eh?

05:30Good idea.

05:31Come on, kid.

05:32You're gonna love this game.

05:35One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!

05:42Come on, kiddo.

05:44Ring them bows for all squint.

05:47Yeah!

05:59I'll take it down your way.

06:04Hey, get me out of here.

06:06Help!

06:07Get me out!

06:08Oh my, it's stuck.

06:13I can't kick it off.

06:15Get me out of here.

06:18Where am I?

06:19Oh, no.

06:21Oh, dear, oh, dear.

06:23Where's that mouse?

06:25I hear him this way.

06:27Yeah!

06:28Oh, dear, oh!

06:52Oh, dear.

06:53Ah, you're right on time.

07:08Well, well, Tom, you finally caught that mouse, huh?

07:12Very good.

07:14Now come on in the house.

07:17Sorry, fellas, we'll just have to cancel this call.

07:23Come on, Tom, you must be tired.

07:25I'll pour you a big saucer of milk.

07:27You're a good cat after all.

07:39Fresh cool lemonade, five cents.

07:41Oh, great.

07:42The price is right.

07:47That's a sourous lemonade I ever tasted.

07:53Water?

07:54That'll be a dollar.

07:59Salt water.

08:02Unsalted water, five dollars a glass.

08:08Well, while Barney tries to figure that one out,

08:13let's watch my latest fun-filled adventure.

08:16He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he.

08:32You're carrying a mighty big ship in the cold,

08:36and there's varmints aiming to steal it.

08:38These desperadas are the worst in the territory.

08:47They'd do anything to get that gold.

08:50Oh, fortunately, none of that talk bothers me,

08:54because I'm very brave.

08:56Let's go, horsies.

08:58I love that Western talk.

09:00I love that Western talk.

09:10What's up, partner?

09:12Oh, driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?

09:30Why, of course.

09:33Always give a lady in distress a ride.

09:36That's the code of the West.

09:40It's a pleasure to have your company.

09:43Being a stage driver can be very boring.

09:47I guarantee you won't be bored.

09:49This time, catchin' chitchin'.

09:51She has a beautiful laugh, doesn't she?

09:58There's one thing I'd like to tell you, ma'am.

10:01You're going to tell me I'm beautiful, right?

10:05Right?

10:05No, but I would like to tell you

10:08to watch out for low limbs.

10:12Oh, she's gone.

10:15I hope it wasn't something I said.

10:21Driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?

10:33Of course.

10:34Always give a lady in distress a ride.

10:38I know that's the code of the West.

10:40It's amazing how quick things get around.

10:44You know, you look familiar.

10:46Ah, I bet you say that to all the girls.

10:49Oh, my, there's some very hard tumbleweed out here.

11:04There's something I have to tell you, ma'am.

11:25I don't have time now.

11:28I just want to tell you

11:30there's some very hard tumbleweed out here.

11:33Driver, can you give a lady in distress a ride?

11:51Did you ever get the feeling he's been there before?

11:54My favorite water hole.

12:11I best check this place out for varmints.

12:14That's real Western talk for

12:16checking this place out for varmints.

12:19There's a big chance.

12:25There's a big chance.

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12:50It's a good thing that no one knows the gold is under the coat seat.

13:04Well, I'll be in the coat.

13:07Gold, gold, all mine.

13:14Wait for me.

13:20Oh, my. There's the varmints.

13:25I guess I have to resort to an old western hero thing.

13:38We've got you Desperado varmints now. Good work, Troopy.

13:43The trapping varmints with fake gold ship, my trick, worked again.

13:48Is this any way to treat a lady?

13:52Yeah. What happened to the coat of the west?

13:55The coat of the west also says, bad guys lose.

14:06Hello, folks.

14:14Michelangelo, eat your heart out.

14:18Oh, he is far out. He is way far out.

14:27That is ridiculous.

14:30No, it's a loss. Shall we?

14:33I love stories with happy endings.

14:42You know.

14:48Will you see what Tom and Jamie are up to?

14:51No, I appreciate it.

15:04We are up to you.

15:08You know, Tom and Jamie are up to you.

15:09Who's the most recent years?

15:10Oh, my.

15:11Who's the most recent years?

15:11Good luck.

15:12You know, Tom and Jamie are up to you.

15:13Who's the most recent years?

15:14Well, Tom and Jamie are up to you.

15:14You know.

15:15Yes, I'll be ready.

15:16I know.

15:17That's it for rehearsal, folks.

15:34Everybody back for the concert in three hours, please.

15:39Take a break, Yasha.

15:41You've earned it.

15:42I don't like to leave my rare Stradivarius even for a moment.

15:48But what could happen in an empty and...

16:12...that I'm going to do with the concerto.

16:24Here's the Stradivarius.

16:26Don't forget to leave the concerto.

16:27Don't forget to leave the concerto.

16:31You're welcome.

16:32And here's another one.

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