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00:00Over the weekend, Lane Kiffin announced that he is dumping his team before the
00:12playoff to take the LSU job. Yep, this is not the first time a rich guy ditched his
00:17Ole Miss. Yeah, I guess he was just tired of the same old position.
00:30Welcome to Good Sports, the only show that you can subscribe and save to. Ladies and
00:38gentlemen, I'm Kevin Hart. I'm Kenan Thompson. Before we get into it, we just want to thank
00:42all of the fans for watching. We hear that people are getting a big kick out the show,
00:46especially this guy. Oh, man. Boy. That's a big attempt. Yeah, got a little air on that
00:53one, man. That's a stationary bicycle kick is what that is. Yeah, he thought he was in
00:58the Matrix, but he was really in the Chex Mix. You know, we're laughing, but right now
01:03that guy's kicking for the Giants. Yeah, that was Young Way Koo in last night's
01:14loss to the Patriots. Can I kick it? No, you can't. Now for the top stories of this week.
01:20It's out the gate. Let's go. Yes. After teasing for a month, Lane Kiffin
01:28announced that he is leaving Ole Miss for LSU. That's right. Ole Miss fans met him at the
01:34airport to show their gratitude, and they gave him a send-off to remember. Yep, there it is.
01:40He's walking with his head down. You got to take that. You can't hide. Yeah, no,
01:43ain't no hiding. We see you. Boo! We see you. LSU fans are getting ready to boo him when he goes to
01:50Florida next year. Oh, he on the move. Yeah. He's there on the move. He's already going. Yeah.
01:54Getting booed on the tarmac is very presidential, by the way. It really is. It is. It really is.
01:58Not a lot of people can pull that off. That's right. Along with the toilet tissue. It's a tough
02:01booing because all you can do is wave and act like it's not happening. It ain't happening.
02:04Yeah, it's refreshing to see a white guy be the target of an angry Mississippi mob. It is.
02:10You don't see it often. Yeah. Ain't got it. It ain't us. It's a new date. It ain't us. It ain't us, man.
02:17That man is white, okay? Ole Miss let Kiffin know how they felt. They willed the man's clothes onto the sidewalk.
02:26Oh, man. Yeah. Hold on a second. We got the man himself. Please welcome Lane Kiffin.
02:33Oh, my God. Lane Kiffin. Excited to hear, man. Come on. Is that just a clothing rack?
02:40Man, get your rack ass up out of here, man. Get your rack ass out of here. Get out of here.
02:45Take your rack ass out of here, man. Rack ass. Get your rack ass.
02:49After the Cowboys upset the Chiefs on Thanksgiving, Jake Ferguson upset this turkey when he stuck his
02:54whole hand inside to share it with his teammates. Oh, no. You get the whole turkey.
02:58Oh, come on. Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Dak. Come on, man. Come on, man.
03:01Come on, man. All right, Jake. Get your freak ass up out of here, man.
03:07I ain't no turkey after you done fisted the turkey. What is that?
03:10Oh, man. Well, I ain't never seen nothing like that in my life, man.
03:14It's unnecessary. My God. Then he bit the, then he bit the breast.
03:17Take a bite off of here. He put his fist in there and bit the breast from the back.
03:21Play it again. Play it again, man. Look what this sick ass man just did.
03:32Come on, Dak. You get a turkey leg, too.
03:35No, no, no. By the way, he tried to incorporate somebody else. He's like, oh.
03:38Feast up, guys. Congratulations.
03:40Back to you. Cut it off. I can't watch that mess.
03:44Mess. You know they say every man over 50 should do it.
03:47You should get a check. You should get that check.
03:50You should get that check up.
03:52Yeah. That's how mother turkeys feed their babies.
03:55Oh. I'm just mad that he jumped straight to the fist.
03:58What happened to buying that turkey dinner first, huh?
04:01Where is the chivalry?
04:02Yeah, man. Be polite.
04:03Last time I saw a big bird with a hand up his ass, it was on Sesame Street.
04:06That's true. That's true.
04:09Don't nobody know about that, but we knew.
04:10Nobody knows.
04:11We knew it was a hand in big bird's ass.
04:13You ain't talking that fast without a hand in your ass.
04:15Yeah, right.
04:18That's why you're talking so fast.
04:19How do you get through a lovely shirt?
04:22Okay. All right, no. My fault. No, I'm serious. My fault.
04:24That was actually a clip from my Thanksgiving only fans.
04:29Oh, snap.
04:31The New Orleans Saints new kicker, Irishman Charlie Smith, kicked his first field goal,
04:35a 56-yarder, and the fans back in Ireland were loving it.
04:39This is 56 yards away.
04:44The kick is out, and it's out, and it's good.
04:49This is the most successful Irish athlete since Shaquille O'Neal.
04:54Oh, interesting.
04:55Who knew?
04:56Shaquille O'Neal.
04:57Shaquille O'Neal.
04:58That's a good thing.
04:59I tried to do an accent.
04:59You did that Irish.
05:00Was it Irish, or did it just sound stupid?
05:02I tried one of the O'Neal.
05:03Shaquille O'Neal.
05:07You know, they haven't been as excited since the queen died.
05:09Oh, Kevin.
05:10Come on, man.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:12You got to slow it down.
05:13No.
05:14You're going to have to slow it down.
05:15No, I'm serious.
05:16I was in the rear, and I just went for it.
05:17You're going to have to slow it down.
05:18I'm sorry.
05:19All right, before the Black Friday game, Chicago's legendary hot dog stand,
05:22and the Wiener Circle announced that they would hand out free hot dogs if the Bears coach Ben
05:27Johnson took off his shirt following a win over the Eagles.
05:31Ah.
05:31And unfortunately, both of those things happened.
05:33Yeah.
05:37Oh.
05:40Now, you know, I haven't seen that many Black dudes cheering on a white guy flexing since Jack
05:43Harlow won a BET award.
05:46All right, the Bears are now number one in the NFC, and the city is going wild.
05:50So we wanted to check in with the HBIC of Chicago's iconic Wiener Circle.
05:54Please welcome Poochie.
05:55Yes.
05:56Yes, she is.
05:57Hey.
05:58How you doing, Poochie?
05:59Good to see you, Poochie.
06:01Look, now, you're giving out a lot of free hot dogs, right?
06:04A ton of them.
06:04Yeah.
06:05And we know this is Chicago.
06:06So the question is, how many of those hot dogs going to have ketchup on them?
06:11Don't start that bullshit, okay?
06:13Ain't none of the hot dogs going to have ketchup.
06:15We don't do none of that in Chicago.
06:17No ketchup.
06:18That sound like a Philly thing.
06:19Where you from?
06:20Yeah, they take it seriously.
06:21Sorry.
06:22They take that seriously.
06:23Just a question, Poochie.
06:25Just a regular question.
06:27Well, I answered it regularly, didn't I?
06:29Right off the top.
06:30She said the tone.
06:31Don't start the bullshit.
06:31Don't start the bullshit.
06:33I just want to know why you can't put ketchup on a hot dog.
06:35It's a simple fucking question.
06:36A lot of people do it.
06:37Everybody does it.
06:38It's a sin for Chicago.
06:39We don't do that shit.
06:40Okay, Poochie.
06:41We don't do that shit.
06:43All right.
06:43Okay.
06:44This is a friendly hot dog conversation.
06:46Yeah, yeah.
06:47Go to the next question.
06:48All right.
06:48Now, what if the Bears beat the Packers on Sunday and Ben Johnson whips out his Mike Ditka?
06:54You going to give away another round of them free wieners?
06:58No, we just really want to beat the Packers.
07:00We ain't giving out shit free for that day.
07:02But if they go to the Super Bowl, they make it.
07:04We're going to come up with something.
07:06Poochie, this is just another question for me.
07:09You telling me you ain't going to put ketchup on one hot dog for nobody?
07:14No, you must like ketchup.
07:17That's why you got that ugly-ass sweat on.
07:25Your ass up there looking like a bottle of ketchup.
07:27Don't ask me shit else about ketchup.
07:29We don't put ketchup on hot dogs in Chicago.
07:31Okay, Kevin?
07:32Guess what I'm going to do?
07:33I mean, my bad.
07:33Guess what I'm going to do?
07:34Darnell.
07:35Guess what I'm going to do?
07:35Darnell.
07:36I'm going to come to Chicago.
07:37I'm going to get a hot dog.
07:38Please.
07:38I'm going to put ketchup on it.
07:40Nobody's going to stop me.
07:42Nobody's going to stop me from putting ketchup on a hot dog.
07:44I'm going to eat a hot dog with ketchup on it in Chicago.
07:48If you come to Wiener Circle, we're not putting ketchup on your damn hot dog.
07:51I'm going to go to Wiener Circle.
07:53I'm going to order my hot dog and I'm going to pull my own ketchup out.
07:57And I'm going to put it on my fucking hot dog.
07:59Whatever, Kevin.
08:06Give them the address to the Wiener Circle.
08:07What's the answer?
08:092622 North Clark Street.
08:11Chicago, Illinois.
08:12Let's go.
08:13I love it.
08:14Poochie, we love it.
08:16But more importantly, we love you.
08:18Poochie from Wiener Circle, everybody.
08:20Absolutely.
08:21Thank you so much, Poochie.
08:23We appreciate you.
08:24Absolutely.
08:25Bye.
08:26I feel like she starts her day every day like that.
08:28Angry.
08:29What's the weather like?
08:30Now, don't start that bullshit.
08:31Don't start that shit.
08:33You know, the team over at NBA On Prime hit their studio court
08:37and showed us that they still got it.
08:38Steve Nash, Blake Griffin, and you don't have to ask them all.
08:42I played an NBA.
08:43Right.
08:44Uh-huh.
08:44Hold on.
08:44Yeah.
08:45Don't think I still ain't got it.
08:46Welcome to our new show, Amazon Past Their Prime.
08:49Well, Kenan, you know, they say that you miss 100% of the shots.
08:54And that's it.
08:55Yeah, that's it.
08:56That's all they say.
08:57That is exactly what they say.
08:59You know what?
08:59NBA On Prime, guys.
09:01No, bring it in.
09:02Bring, bring, bring, bring the camera.
09:03No, no, guys.
09:04A little closer.
09:05Come on.
09:06Get in there.
09:07A little closer.
09:07Get in here.
09:08All right.
09:09Now, you guys, you guys film across the way from us, right?
09:12And I know that because I can hear the balls clanging off the rim.
09:15Okay.
09:16So, so here's the challenge.
09:17Me and Kenan against any of you two any day of the week.
09:21That's right.
09:22We prefer Steve Nash and Taylor Rooks and Tuesdays between three and six,
09:25but whatever works.
09:26Yeah.
09:27NBA On Prime, you have been challenged.
09:31Yes, we'll be right back.
09:37This league is about having fun.
09:40This league is about playing hard.
09:42Red flag football is all about focus.
09:44Yes, yes, yes.
09:45It's about working together.
09:46Yeah, come on.
09:48And I don't talk to my mom anymore.
09:50This is red flag football.
09:52Down, down, hut.
09:54Go, go, go, go, go, go.
09:56Yeah.
09:57This league is about being yourself.
09:58It's about making yourself a champion.
10:00This is about hardcore effort.
10:03My type of herpes isn't contagious.
10:06It's about believing in yourself.
10:08I just got into magic.
10:09This is red flag football.
10:11I'm a DJ and I have a podcast.
10:14Sign up for red flag football today.
10:16And if you get two teams to sign up and they get three teams to sign up, watch the money
10:21start rolling in.
10:22Red flag, red flag, red flag, red flag.
10:25Red flag football, you should have seen it coming.
10:28Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest is one of the most exciting quarterbacks in college football.
10:37Leading the Vanderbilt Commodores to their first ever, that's right, you heard me.
10:41First ever 10-win season.
10:42Check out my man balling out.
10:44I think they're probably a little bit taller.
10:47Downfield, Pavia got a man.
10:49Diego design quarterback run.
10:52Touchdown.
10:53Pavia again.
10:54He's free.
10:56Touchdown, Diego Pavia.
10:59Up paced to be the most successful season in Vanderbilt history.
11:04Please welcome Diego Pavia.
11:06Diego.
11:07There he is.
11:08What's up, sir?
11:10Hey, I like the clapping back there.
11:12Um, I'm doing good.
11:14Obviously, we had a good game.
11:14We beat our rivals.
11:15So that's always good, you know?
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah.
11:18You keep feeling good.
11:20Okay, a couple questions out the gate, Diego.
11:22One, black eye.
11:23Why?
11:24What happened?
11:27Oh, dude, this is a bad story.
11:29I threw an interception on Saturday, right?
11:31I go to make the block, I get blocked in the back.
11:33The flag that the ref threw came through my helmet and nailed me right in the nose.
11:38I think it's broken right now.
11:39You ever had one of those?
11:41Uh, I gotta be honest with you, no.
11:42No, never, never happened.
11:45The rock never punished you and, you know,
11:47maybe just hit you in the nose one time or whatever?
11:49Uh, nope, nope.
11:53I'm trying to think about it real quick to see if it happened, but it hasn't.
11:56Uh, Diego, man, you went from having zero D1 offers
12:00to being in the Heisman conversation, man.
12:03I don't want to beat around the bush.
12:04I don't want to waste time here.
12:06Okay?
12:06I want you to right now make the case.
12:08Why should you win the Heisman?
12:10There's a lot of things in life that lie.
12:12Woman lie, man lie, numbers and tape, they don't lie.
12:16That's right.
12:16That's right.
12:18That's right.
12:19I'm the clear-cut answer, you know?
12:21That's right.
12:22When you go to New York to collect a trophy,
12:23you bring in your family because we love them.
12:25Let's take a look at them.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:28Okay.
12:28All right.
12:29That's right.
12:30Have fun.
12:30Feeling good.
12:31Hey.
12:31Hey.
12:32Yeah.
12:33Yeah.
12:33Yeah, that's right.
12:34Hey, come here.
12:35Uh-huh.
12:35Uh-huh.
12:36Uh-huh.
12:37Uh-huh.
12:37Uh-huh.
12:38Uh-huh.
12:38Yeah.
12:39Yeah.
12:39That's right.
12:39They're repping.
12:40Yeah.
12:40Hey.
12:42Those are my people.
12:42They've been there since JUCO.
12:44You know, I feel like they got the right to really act however they want.
12:47Yeah, absolutely.
12:48They would be with me since when no one wanted me, you know?
12:52So I'm just really thankful to have a family like that to support me through whatever.
12:56But yeah, they're coming to New York for sure.
12:58Diego, before my next question, just a simple question.
13:01Do you have heat where you are?
13:02What do you got on a coat?
13:04Inside.
13:05You're inside.
13:05And that's a big coat.
13:06It's not like a jacket.
13:07That's a big coat.
13:08That's a snow coat.
13:09What's going on?
13:10Oh yeah, there's heat.
13:11But I was just outside and it's raining out here too.
13:13Got it.
13:14You know, it's not no California where you guys are living smooth.
13:16You go out with some shorts on and go to the beach or whatever.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Yeah.
13:20This is the real deal South.
13:22Yeah, we're just a bunch of bitches in the sun.
13:24That's right.
13:25That's what you're trying to say.
13:26I get it.
13:26That's what you're trying to say.
13:28Yeah, yeah, I get it.
13:28I picked it up, right?
13:29Not to be worth it.
13:30Just a little bit of privilege, you know what I mean?
13:32Yeah, no, no, no, I got it.
13:33Ain't nothing too bad with that.
13:34I'm trying to live that lifestyle soon too.
13:36Why should Vanderbilt be in a college football player?
13:39Well, we're the hottest team in college football right now.
13:41And our 10-2 record in the SEC, like who else is competing with that?
13:45You know what I mean?
13:46So I just think that maybe they just don't want to see us.
13:49You know, maybe teams are, hey, we don't want to play Vandy right now.
13:53You know what I mean?
13:54I got a question for you two.
13:55Oh, shit.
13:57If you had to bet right now on who's going to win the national championship,
14:00who do you got?
14:01I'm going to tell you who I'm going to go with.
14:02Thank you for coming to the show, Diego.
14:06We appreciate your time so much.
14:07Yeah.
14:08And yeah.
14:08Yeah, if you ever think I'm going against Community College of Philadelphia,
14:11you got another thing coming.
14:13Okay?
14:14That's right.
14:14I'm going to take CCP every day of the week, all right?
14:18Shouts out to Community College of Philadelphia.
14:19I know how you're feeling.
14:20We don't even have a football program there anymore.
14:23Yeah.
14:24I was about to say, is grambling in the conversation?
14:28Diego, one more question.
14:29And this is just because right now I'm spitballing,
14:31but there's a lot of things that I just personally want to know.
14:33What is a Commodore?
14:35Because I know what it should be, but I want to know what you guys think it is.
14:38I know we know what it is to us.
14:39I know what it is to us.
14:40Growing up.
14:41From where we come from, but what is it to y'all?
14:44We know the Commodores in our culture.
14:45Okay, that's what I want to know.
14:47And why isn't Lionel Richie a part of it?
14:48Is there Lionel in there?
14:52I honestly don't have Chad GBT next to me right now, so I couldn't tell you.
14:56But the way he dresses for the mascot, I think it looks pretty cool.
15:00He don't even know what the goddamn Commodore is.
15:02He don't even know what the goddamn Commodore is.
15:04He don't even know the Commodore either.
15:05I caught him, Kenan.
15:06I caught him right up in there.
15:07Uh-huh.
15:08Like, okay, now, so what kind of music do you listen to to get pumped up for the game?
15:12The best rapper out, Lil Baby.
15:13Lil Baby.
15:14You listen to Lil Baby.
15:15Okay, the best rapper out.
15:16He not listening to Brick House?
15:17Mm-hmm.
15:18Huh?
15:18That's amazing.
15:19Huh?
15:19You not listening to Easy on Sunday Morning?
15:21Huh?
15:22No?
15:23No, that ain't me.
15:23That ain't me.
15:24I like those Southern rappers.
15:25Okay, I want you to listen to Brick House before your next game.
15:28And you just watch what it does to you and the team, okay?
15:31Because that's what she is.
15:32Mm-hmm.
15:33She's a Brick House.
15:36Oh, I've heard that song.
15:37We can't see it correctly because we don't have the money to pay for that here, okay?
15:42So we just have to give you one line from it.
15:44Why should you be drafting in the NFL?
15:46I think there's no way to measure heart, one.
15:48Nice.
15:49Um, two, I'm just a proven winner.
15:52And you put me in any organization, you put me in any situation, no matter what, we're
15:57going to end up winning football games.
15:59I love the answer.
16:00I love the answer, man.
16:01Absolutely.
16:02Good job, Diego.
16:03Good job.
16:03All right, so let's talk about some other quarterbacks.
16:05We're going to say a name and you can give us the first word that comes to your mind.
16:09Fernando Mendoza.
16:11Winner?
16:12Oh.
16:13Amazing.
16:13Uh, Julian Sayers.
16:15Hey, I ain't no player hater, you know what I mean?
16:18No doubt, no doubt.
16:19You got close.
16:19I ain't gonna lie, Diego, I got scared when you got that close.
16:23I don't know why I felt like you were here.
16:25I felt like you were right here.
16:26I said, he about to jump on our ass, Kenan.
16:28Yeah, okay.
16:30Yeah.
16:30Whoa, did you get a little scared?
16:32Then tell me a name.
16:33Yeah, he said, look, man, I ain't never seen that in real time.
16:36Say a name to me.
16:38What about Julian Sayers?
16:40Ohio State.
16:41Okay.
16:41Okay.
16:42Yeah.
16:42Okay.
16:42Arch Manning.
16:43Manning.
16:46Okay.
16:46Yeah.
16:47All right.
16:47Yeah.
16:48All right.
16:48Straightforward thinker.
16:49Uh, I mean, no, very straightforward, by the way.
16:51Straightforward thinker, right on the surface.
16:52And the long pause makes us feel like we're gonna get more.
16:55And he just, yeah, he cuts it out.
16:57All right, here you go.
16:58Shedora Sanders.
16:59Hard.
17:00Okay.
17:01Hard.
17:01Okay.
17:02Johnny Manziel.
17:03Heisman.
17:05That's right.
17:06And finally, Diego Pavia.
17:08Heisman winner.
17:10Yeah.
17:11Let's go.
17:12Yeah.
17:13Yeah.
17:14Let's go.
17:14Yeah.
17:15Good luck in New York.
17:16When you win that Heisman, you definitely deserve it, man.
17:19Uh, do promise that if you win it, to come here and bring it on the show so we can see
17:23it in person, please.
17:24I'll see you in New York, and then we're going straight to California.
17:27I love it.
17:27I love it, man.
17:28Get some good weather in.
17:29We'll see you in January leading day in the belt, says the goddamn natty.
17:32Diego Pavia, let's go.
17:34Let's go.
17:34We will be right back.
17:35See you later, Diego.
17:37This week in sports history.
17:39December 4th, 1982.
17:43University of Georgia tailback, Herschel Walker, wins the Heisman Trophy.
17:48And in 2022, the voters of Georgia gave him the Heisman.
17:52This has been This Week in Sports History.
17:57We at Good Sports cover all sports, but we also cover all sports bars.
18:02A new women's sports bar just opened up in L.A.
18:04So we sent our sports bar correspondent, Jenna Friedman, check it out.
18:09Good sports correspondent, Jenna Friedman, here.
18:11I'm outside Untamed Spirits, L.A.'s first women's sports bar, where the only thing they slip into your
18:18drink is a straw.
18:20So why do women need their own sports bars anyway?
18:23Women need a space to be able to watch women's sports and know that women's sports are going to be
18:28playing.
18:29Can you tell me about the man who gave you money to open this bar?
18:32We opened it ourselves.
18:35Inspiring.
18:36I guess I had to see it to believe it.
18:39Do you feel more comfortable here than in other sports bars?
18:42Are men allowed here?
18:51Abso-frickin-lutely.
18:52This bar is a safe space for everyone. It's an extremely non-toxic environment,
18:58where you are immediately welcomed.
19:00How many women are in your trunk?
19:01Zero.
19:02Are they in the attic?
19:03No.
19:04Are they in the L.A. River?
19:05No.
19:05Thank God.
19:07Meet Josh, a regular at the bar who's apparently not a serial killer,
19:11even though he does dress like one.
19:13Are you finding that a lot of men are watching women's sports?
19:16Yeah, particularly I would say like college sports. I think I've got a lot of friends.
19:22No?
19:23No, keep going.
19:24When you feel passionately about a college, you support all of their teams.
19:27College sports gone wild.
19:29Name one women's sports league that doesn't start with W.
19:32The National Women's Soccer League.
19:35Turns out the NWSL Championships were that night,
19:38so I get to experience untamed spirits in all of its glory.
19:42The National Women's Soccer League.
19:44Shoving.
19:44Shoving.
19:45Super goal of top.
19:46Yes!
19:47Woo!
19:53Is this a line for the bar?
19:55It's a line for the bathroom.
19:56Between Washington and New York, who are you rooting for?
20:00I just want everyone to have a good time, so both.
20:02Who are you rooting for?
20:03Both.
20:04Both.
20:04So both teams?
20:05Yeah.
20:06Cool.
20:07I'm either rooting for Trinity to win or Jaden Shaw to win.
20:11So both.
20:12Both teams.
20:13Tensions were heating up between the teams.
20:16Would this sisterhood of the traveling pipes buckle under the pressure?
20:20I just want them to have fun.
20:22So both.
20:24My game poster is not for thank you.
20:26Boys.
20:26Boys.
20:27Boys.
20:28Boys.
20:28Boys.
20:29Boys.
20:30Boys.
20:30But I'm here just for the soccer, just to watch the game.
20:33So both.
20:34Yeah.
20:35Both.
20:36Is anyone here not rooting for both teams?
20:42Surprisingly peaceful evening.
20:44No fight had broken out.
20:46No one's gotten hurt.
20:47There might have been a couple UTIs just because the bathroom line is so long.
20:52The score was tied.
20:54But then this happened.
20:55We're both.
20:56We're nothing.
20:57We're nothing.
20:58We're both.
20:59We're nothing.
20:59We're nothing.
21:00Also, sorry for your loss to anybody who lost.
21:05What a night.
21:06High five.
21:07Turns out, when everybody roots for both teams, everybody wins.
21:12There's a drink on here called the G-Spot.
21:14Can you find it?
21:15Uh, no.
21:16No.
21:18No.
21:20Oh, great.
21:21Great.
21:22Aw, thank you.
21:22Very good.
21:23Very good.
21:24Very good.
21:25What do you prefer?
21:26Do you prefer a woman's sports bar or a man's sports bar?
21:30Uh, both.
21:31Yep.
21:33That's fair.
21:33Got it.
21:34Got it.
21:34That's fair.
21:35Totally.
21:36Well, Lieutenant Friedman, everybody.
21:37Thank you so much.
21:38Have a great piece.
21:39High five one more time.
21:40Yeah, good job.
21:40Good job.
21:41We will be right back.
21:45It's red flag football.
21:46We don't see boundaries.
21:48And if we do, we break them.
21:50Because we don't respect boundaries.
21:51We don't respect boundaries!
21:54Yeah!
21:55I'm dating my son's kindergarten teacher.
21:58Who's got two thumbs and a Cybertruck.
22:00Me, baby.
22:02I'm a guys girl.
22:03I never tell people my last name.
22:059-11 was an inside job.
22:07Cutting power to a house is surprisingly easy.
22:10Anyone can take a pregnancy.
22:11It's not that hard.
22:12I'll never get the jab.
22:13You can say it if you're rapping to it.
22:15My name.
22:16Red flag!
22:18I'm Johnny Red Flag Football.
22:20And I approve this league.
22:22Thanks, Johnny Manziel!
22:23Red flag football!
22:25Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
22:32Since becoming the manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers in 2016,
22:37our next guest has led the team to five National League pennants
22:41and three World Series wins.
22:43Wow. Please welcome an L.A. hero, Dave Roberts!
22:48Let's go, Dave!
22:50Yes! Welcome to the show, Dave.
22:53It's good to be on with you guys, and I wish I could be in studio right now.
22:57You guys look like you guys are having a good time.
22:59You know, Dave, listen, you just won the first back-to-back championship in 25 years, man.
23:04That's crazy.
23:0525 years!
23:07My first question for you is, how did you do that on such a shoestring budget?
23:13Hey, man, you know, our owners, they got deep pockets, and they're competitive,
23:19so when you get Mookie Betts and Shohei, you spend a billion dollars, you increase your chances.
23:25So we found a way.
23:26You know, I think we're like the little engine that could, Kevin.
23:30Little engine that could.
23:31I think that was a shot.
23:32Yeah, I think that was directed towards you.
23:35No, I think he took a shot at you.
23:36Yeah, yeah.
23:36I think he was supposed to relate to that.
23:37No, no, no.
23:38He could have said the big engine.
23:39We're like a big engine.
23:40He could have said, yeah, we're like a big giant engine.
23:41Yeah, he could have said we're like a big giant engine that could.
23:43Instead, he chose the word little.
23:45And put your name on it.
23:46Yeah, and then at the end, he said, Kevin.
23:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:50That's fair.
23:51That's fair.
23:52Now, you guys installed Japanese toilets to seal the deal with Sasaki, but what are you installing to attract more Dominican players?
23:59Hey, I'll tell you right now, we got three Japanese players.
24:03And definitely don't knock the Toto toilet unless you try it.
24:07So, that's closed the deal with Sasaki, your affinity to the Dominican player, your relationship with David Ortiz, my favorite teammate.
24:16Dominican athletes, baseball players love to eat.
24:20That's right.
24:20So, you got to get beef steak, you got to get pollo, rice and beans.
24:25You guys got to get you a little, a handful of turkey ass.
24:28Yes, that's an old, historic Dominican dish.
24:34Yeah, they haven't lived until they ate the stuff out of a turkey ass that you can grab.
24:39Trust me when I tell you that.
24:40I got to talk to David about getting some turkey ass.
24:43We're going to work on that.
24:45We're going to work on that, all right?
24:46Yeah.
24:47Coach, you were born in Okinawa.
24:50Yes, yes.
24:51What?
24:52What was it?
24:53He was born in Okinawa.
24:55Right.
24:56What is that?
24:56Okinawa.
24:57Oh, that's what that says.
24:58I learned that from the Karate Kid.
25:00Okay, well, I ain't never seen it spelled.
25:02Mr. Miyagi.
25:04Shout out to Pat Morita.
25:05That's the first time I've seen Okinawa spelled.
25:07I thought it was Okinawa.
25:08Yeah, Okinawa.
25:09All right, sir, that's where you were born at, okay?
25:11You just made the trip back there.
25:13My question to you is, were you retracing your roots or signing new players?
25:17Be honest with me.
25:18Be honest.
25:19Signing new players, man.
25:21I'm always...
25:21That's where they're coming from.
25:23You guys, you guys like to hustle.
25:25I hustle, so there was a little boondoggle, they call it.
25:30Boys, you know, a little business, a little pleasure.
25:32Always trying to get players.
25:34Now, you were also with Ice Cube last year at the championship celebration.
25:37Let's take a look at that.
25:38Oh, no.
25:40Uh-huh.
25:41Uh-huh.
25:41Hey.
25:42Yeah.
25:43Hey, no, no, he don't like that.
25:45Ice Cube don't like that.
25:46Ice Cube don't like it when you do that.
25:48Oh, coach.
25:50Yeah, so what happened was, I was back to when I was in 11th grade in my Toyota Tercel with
26:00my 10-inch woofers in the trunk that were banging up the license plate.
26:05I was listening to Ice Cube and NWA, and then I see Ice Cube right on stage, man, and
26:11I'm like...
26:11Like, that's Ice Cube, I'm going to rub my ass on it.
26:13I'm about to shit on Cube.
26:17That's what I'm going to do.
26:18I get it.
26:19Now, you're known for being brutally honest in the media, so we will ask you a hard-hitting
26:24question, and you have to be brutally honest.
26:26Are you ready?
26:27Let's do it.
26:28Which team has the ugliest uniforms?
26:31The San Diego Padres City Connect uniforms.
26:35Horrible.
26:35Who is the biggest free agent in the offseason?
26:39Probably a guy named Kyle Tucker, was with the Cubs last year.
26:43Left-handed hitter.
26:44Okay.
26:45Yeah, I knew that.
26:46I definitely knew that.
26:47I knew that.
26:48We're on the same wave.
26:49Same wave.
26:49Now, should baseball have a salary cap?
26:53You know what?
26:54I'm all right with that.
26:55I think the NBA's done a nice job of kind of revenue sharing with the players and the owners,
27:01but if you're going to kind of suppress spending at the top, I think that you've got to raise
27:06the floor to make those bottom feeders spend money, too.
27:09There you go.
27:10Good job.
27:11Well said, sir.
27:11Great answer.
27:12Great answer.
27:12Well said, sir.
27:13Great answer.
27:14Okay.
27:14Which player would you never let borrow your car?
27:18Oh, good question.
27:19I would never let Kike Hernandez borrow your car.
27:22I like that.
27:22Wow, yeah.
27:23Good answer.
27:24Yeah, wow, boy.
27:25Wild car.
27:25Wild car.
27:26That's because he drives like this.
27:27Yeah, that car.
27:28That car.
27:29Yeah.
27:29All right, Coach, do me a favor.
27:32Can you just admit that Shohei speaks fluent English?
27:36You know it.
27:37Oh, absolutely.
27:38He's got everyone tricked.
27:40Fluent English.
27:41It's like when Michael Jackson had a deep voice.
27:43Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:44Yeah, that's how it works.
27:46Now, finally, be brutally honest.
27:49What do you think of our show?
27:50Come on now.
27:51Give it to us straight, Coach.
27:52Dude, I'm feeling the show.
27:54I'm all about it.
27:55Good sport.
27:56Good vibe.
27:57I'm all about it.
28:00I love the energy.
28:01I hope I get invited back at some point in time.
28:04Absolutely.
28:04You don't have to hope, sir.
28:05All we need you to do is drive up here and join us next time.
28:08That's all we need.
28:09Seriously, thank you so much for coming on, Dave.
28:11Congrats again on delivering another championship to Los Angeles.
28:15Absolutely.
28:15Thank you so much, man.
28:19Good luck next season.
28:20The whole city is counting on you.
28:22We will be right back.
28:23Dave Roberts, everybody.
28:24Dave Roberts.
28:25Thank you, Dave.
28:27This week in sports history, December 2nd, 1969, a musical starring the greatest boxer of
28:36all time, Muhammad Ali, opens in New York City, but only runs for seven performances.
28:42It was knocked out of the theater by Joe Frazier's Cats.
28:45This has been This Week in Sports History.
28:50Last week, we did Thanksgiving conversation starters.
28:53It turns out, well, they were pretty popular.
28:55Yeah, a lot of people were able to use them, and we thought, hey, if it ain't broke, don't
28:59fix it.
28:59Why fix it?
29:00It's not broke.
29:01So, ladies and gentlemen, we got some more icebreakers to use in any sports conversation.
29:05These are Safe Takes.
29:07Let's go.
29:08Safe Takes.
29:11Scadamoo sounds like a sundown town in Louisiana.
29:14Scadamoo.
29:17Here's a take.
29:19I don't believe Megan Thee Stallion cooked all that food for Clay Thompson.
29:24I didn't believe it.
29:25I didn't see it go down.
29:27I didn't see it actually happen.
29:28I saw the end result, but I didn't see the hands in the dish.
29:32She didn't do it.
29:34That's what I'm saying.
29:35You want to argue me down about it?
29:37Let's argue.
29:37Go ahead.
29:38All right.
29:39I'm just saying I ain't see it.
29:40I ain't see it.
29:41I think we can all agree, using Roman numbles for Super Bowls is cool.
29:46I think it's cool.
29:47It's pretty cool.
29:47I think it's cool.
29:48It's one of the coolest things they're going to come up with.
29:49Why use numbers?
29:50It's boring.
29:50Yeah, why use numbers?
29:52And by the way, how far can we go?
29:56It's endless.
29:57How far can we go?
29:58We get to Super Bowl 120.
30:00What'd that look like?
30:02Huh?
30:02All kind of different letters coming to play.
30:03I hope it take up the whole TV.
30:08All right, here's one.
30:09Nobody knows how to spell Shadua.
30:13I don't know.
30:15Is it C?
30:15Am I lying?
30:16Is it a C?
30:17Am I lying?
30:18Does it spell it?
30:19Does it start with a C or not?
30:20I don't know.
30:21I don't know.
30:22Punners should have to book their own travel to a wedding.
30:29Let's go.
30:31Let's go.
30:32Was Pat McAfee a punter?
30:33Yeah, I just don't know, man.
30:35Yeah.
30:36They don't need to be on the plane.
30:37No, we don't need.
30:38Yo, just get there.
30:40Meet us there.
30:42You know what?
30:43Let's call the Seahawks what they are.
30:45Ocean pigeons.
30:45Huh?
30:46Come on now.
30:47Let's call them what they are.
30:48Why not?
30:49Why we call them Seahawks?
30:50Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
30:51Ocean pigeons.
30:52Listen, at the end of the day, facts are facts.
30:54Yeah.
30:54All right, I'm only talking about facts right now.
30:56Yeah.
30:56The Black Eyed Peas Super Bowl halftime performance was the greatest of all time.
31:00And no arguing.
31:01No, no, no.
31:02Argue me down.
31:03No arguing about it.
31:04I wish you would argue me down.
31:05Shoot.
31:07That's how I feel.
31:08That was my greatest Super Bowl halftime performance.
31:11I still watch it.
31:13Who's better?
31:14Who's better?
31:15Michael Jackson?
31:16Michael Jackson?
31:17What?
31:18Prince, Purple Rain in the Rain.
31:22Come on, man.
31:23Anybody can do that.
31:24Anybody.
31:28Patrick Mahomes looks like he puts ketchup on his steaks.
31:32He definitely does.
31:33He does.
31:34He definitely does.
31:36I know he does.
31:37I know he does.
31:38Every single steak that comes out.
31:40I know he put ketchup on his steak.
31:41He won't eat it without it.
31:42I know a ketchup steak eater when I see him.
31:45I'm sorry.
31:48You guys don't have ketchup?
31:57Peyton Manning should sell sponsorship rights to his forehead.
32:02It's a safe and lucrative take.
32:05What are you saying?
32:07You're saying he got a lot of space?
32:08Sell the rights to that forehead.
32:10You're saying he got a lot of space?
32:11Yeah, there's space.
32:12Space to sell ads.
32:14Okay.
32:15Those are some safe takes.
32:17So send us your safe takes with the hashtag stick to good sports.
32:21Yes, please, guys.
32:22That's our show.
32:23Thanks so much to Dave Roberts, Diego Pavia, Jerry O'Connell, Johnny Menzel, Jennifer Eman,
32:29and Poochie.
32:30Poochie!
32:31We will see you next Tuesday.
32:34Good night and good sports.
32:36Good sports!
32:37Yes!
32:38What a show, man.
32:40Good show, man.
32:41What a show, man.
32:42What a show, man.
32:42Again, how do we do it, man?
32:44I love it.
32:44How do we do it?
32:45You don't think she's a little boo-boo?
32:47I told you, man.
32:48It is what it is.
32:49But you got to know what it is.
32:51You know what it is.
32:52Yeah, you know I know.
32:53And I know you know, man.
32:54I'll tell you.
32:55Get your rack ass out!
32:56Get your rack ass out of here!
32:57Get your rack ass out of here!
32:58Get your rack ass out of here!
33:00Anybody dealin' with your rack ass?
33:01Come on.
33:02Seriously!
33:11What's up?
33:12Best boys.
33:14Look at that guy.
33:15Credits.
33:16Credits
33:17What does she do?
33:19Credits
33:20Credits
33:23What's up, best boy?
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