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00:00Since the dawn of time, humans have had to compete for food, for love, and above all, for sport.
00:14We have always admired the man in the arena.
00:18But what about the guys just outside the arena?
00:22Telling that man he's a bust.
00:25Or he's overrated.
00:27Or that Jordan did it better.
00:30Because from the moment man first harnessed fire, he inspired the hot take of some genius on Twitter living in his mother's cave.
00:38For how can the fans know if what they are witnessing is greatness, unless two jag-offs are disagreeing about it?
00:46Now these two clowns are throwing their hats into the ring.
00:50But definitely not getting into the ring themselves.
00:53I bet you think that makes them a couple of bad sports.
00:56You're wrong.
00:57This is Good Sports with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson.
01:02What an introduction!
01:04Let's go. I like that.
01:05That's right, people. The world of sports just got a little better.
01:08Welcome to the premiere episode of Good Sports, the only sports show that comes with free shipping.
01:13I'm Kevin Hart.
01:14I am Kenan Thompson.
01:15And on this show, we are going to talk about the biggest moments in sports from the pros to the not pros.
01:21Yeah.
01:25Just try.
01:26No, no, no.
01:27All you got to do is try?
01:28No, I get it. Gravity is undefeated.
01:29100%.
01:30Yeah, he fast broke his face.
01:32That's exactly what he did.
01:33By the way, what Jordans is he wearing?
01:35Montel Jordans or Michael B. Jordans?
01:36That's not...
01:37Neither one of them can jump.
01:38No, he didn't get no air.
01:39Yeah, neither one of them can jump.
01:41By the way.
01:42Let it go.
01:42What the fuck was he doing?
01:44Let go of the ball.
01:45Kareem.
01:48That's one of them kids that yell out weird names on the playground.
01:51Like, you know, everybody has the go-to's.
01:53You got your Michael Jordan, your Kobe, your bronze.
01:55He's like, Kurt Rambis.
02:02I was waiting to hear what that was going to be.
02:05Kurt Rambis.
02:07Guys, we know about sports.
02:09And I mean that.
02:10I'm not just saying that just because you all know that I was a MVP of the NBA Celebrity
02:14Game four times.
02:16Interesting.
02:17That's only the fifth time he's mentioned that today.
02:19You got some balls on you, man.
02:21Right.
02:21All right, I'm serious about that award.
02:23You know that.
02:23By the way, you do realize that I'm basically a professional athlete.
02:26Yeah, yeah.
02:27And like a professional athlete, you've never turned down an endorsement.
02:30You son of a bitch.
02:31You're coming in hot.
02:32You never turned down an endorsement.
02:34Well, guess what?
02:34Joke's on you, Kenan, because I don't get paid for any of that stuff.
02:37I just do it for the love of the game.
02:39Oh, okay.
02:40Yeah.
02:40All right.
02:41Now, there's a lot of great sports shows out there with highly analytical, deeply researched,
02:45stats-driven insights.
02:46That's true.
02:47That's true.
02:47But you know what?
02:47We're not doing none of that.
02:49That's not what we do.
02:50Okay?
02:50We're watching clips and doing bits.
02:52That's what we do.
02:53That's what we do.
02:54All right.
02:54Because we are coming in a little late in the year, we want to give you a quick recap
02:58of everything that's happened in sports up until now.
03:01Here is What You Missed.
03:03Now, after a dramatic Game 7, the World Series was won by Japan.
03:09Oh, shit.
03:11Congratulations, Japan.
03:12No, man.
03:13That's not Japan.
03:14Congrats, Japan.
03:15Or is it?
03:15Is that Japan?
03:16That's all of Japan.
03:17Okay.
03:18The Patriots found the only Drake that could perform at a Super Bowl.
03:21Drake May.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Yep.
03:24Now, in the NBA, the Lakers completed their gentrification.
03:27A lot of white folks out there.
03:29And one old black guy still hanging around doing his thing.
03:32There he is.
03:33Look at him.
03:33Look at him.
03:34What's going on there, young blood?
03:35Going to get him, young blood.
03:36Go on now.
03:37I'm going to put a tweet in the league.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:40That's good.
03:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:41Y'all looked like me back in 62.
03:43Over in the WNBA, Asia Wilson won her third chip, man.
03:50And sent Kaylin Clark to her to beat the Lynx, so she started hitting him.
03:54Yep, that's right.
03:55Beat the Lynx.
03:55Yeah, went to the golf course.
03:56Out there golfing.
03:57All right.
03:58We actually have footage of her playing.
03:59Let's roll the clip.
04:00That's a super finesse.
04:02Easy shot.
04:03Can't get off your fucking door.
04:04No, that's interesting.
04:06Well, that's not...
04:07That's Kaylin Clark out there.
04:08No, that's not...
04:10All right.
04:11Oh, come on.
04:11Don't get frustrated.
04:12It's not Kaylin.
04:13That's me, man.
04:15That was me, man.
04:16What?
04:16Yeah, no, that wasn't Kaylin.
04:18Show him one more time.
04:18No, that's not...
04:19Get off your fucking head.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Get off your head.
04:22Come on, man.
04:23That's what Kaylin Clark says to us.
04:25Well, I can tell you why that happened.
04:27I was wearing a woman's visor and nobody told me.
04:31That's what it is.
04:32So that's what threw a lot of that off.
04:34And now you're all caught up.
04:35Let's get into the biggest stories of the week, Out the Gate, with a segment we like to call
04:39Out the Gate.
04:40Good job, man.
04:41I like that.
04:42I like that.
04:43We are off to an amazing start.
04:44Huge news out of the NFL.
04:46Shadua Sanders won his first start despite this effort from his own ride receiver, Jerry
04:51Judy.
04:52He found a wide open Judy, but it's like Judy didn't know Jay was coming.
04:56Oh, damn it.
04:56Come on, bro.
04:57Judy was looking to the inside, contemplating his next move.
05:00Judy no goodie.
05:01Oh, come on.
05:05How do you strip a man mid-skip?
05:07When that happens, though, you just got to act hurt.
05:10You can't get up.
05:10Like, he just went looking for the ball.
05:12You got to fall down, grab your knee immediately.
05:14Oh, oh!
05:15Yeah, yeah.
05:16You can't just go back in the locker room unhurt after that.
05:19No.
05:19Hey, Jerry and Judy, you know who wouldn't have fumbled?
05:21Judge Judy.
05:23Oh.
05:24That's right.
05:2425 seasons.
05:2514,000 verdicts.
05:27She never put the ball on the turf.
05:28Not once.
05:29Not once.
05:29Not once.
05:30Last night, the 49ers beat the Panthers, but the real MVP was Carolina lineman Tershawn
05:36Wharton, who got caught as the 12th man on the field and sprung into action.
05:41Here we go.
05:42This is Turk Wharton, who is able to get on the field.
05:48Nobody saw me.
05:48You got to get there.
05:49Anybody see me?
05:51I was never out there.
05:52You a liar.
05:52You a liar.
05:53You a goddamn liar.
05:55Big man, you do realize that San Francisco is on a fault line, right?
05:59You got to be gentle.
06:02You got to be gentle.
06:04Well, this past weekend, F1 was in Las Vegas, but F1 told his wife it was in Omaha on a business
06:10trip.
06:11Here's my favorite part of the race.
06:14Yep.
06:15That's about it.
06:16Yeah, that's it.
06:16That's real cool.
06:17Here's mine.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Yeah.
06:20Two of them.
06:21Yeah.
06:21That time.
06:22Two of them were past.
06:23I like that.
06:24Real fast.
06:24Yeah, no, I like it.
06:25I like it a lot.
06:25I like that one.
06:26You did, right?
06:27Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:28Yeah.
06:28Security for F1 was at Tupac levels, meaning police looked the other way and never caught
06:33any suspense.
06:33Oh, it's a Tupac joke.
06:37It's a Tupac joke.
06:37Nobody knows what happened.
06:38I still want to know.
06:39It's real talk.
06:40Don't nobody else want to know?
06:41I'm serious.
06:42Somebody's got to crack this case.
06:43Somebody's child.
06:44Yeah.
06:45That was somebody's child.
06:46Yeah, I want to know.
06:47I want to know what happened, man.
06:48Yeah.
06:49He has a mother.
06:50I want to know.
06:51NBA is an unspoken rule that in the final seconds of the game, the team in the lead just dribbles
07:01out the clock.
07:01Yeah.
07:02Yeah, true.
07:03Someone forgot to tell the Pelicans rookie, Derrick Queen.
07:09Don't you do it.
07:10Yeah, give me that ball.
07:10Don't you do it.
07:11They're going to beat him up.
07:12Yeah.
07:13They're going to beat him up.
07:14Yeah.
07:15Yeah.
07:16Bustin' y'all ass.
07:17Anything.
07:17Yeah.
07:18I ain't did that to my Hawks, man.
07:19Well, well, well, well, shit like that would get you jumped at the wife.
07:22No.
07:23That's what you mean.
07:24In college football, the Vanderbilt Commodores are on the road to the playoffs.
07:28Meanwhile, their mascot decided to off-road it.
07:31Gas it up.
07:32Come on, man.
07:33It almost hit the guy.
07:34Hold on.
07:34He just, hold on.
07:35Yeah.
07:36Yeah.
07:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:37I mean, look at the stop, drop, and roll.
07:38That guy, he has fallen before.
07:40Hey, you know what, though?
07:42That was smooth.
07:42You see him grab the head, you got to grab the head.
07:45Yes, that's right.
07:45First of all, what is the announcer talking about?
07:47Well, what is it?
07:49Grab the head.
07:50You got to grab the head.
07:51You got to grab the head on that.
07:53He's fell before.
07:54What?
07:55What are you talking about, man?
07:57It's the worst thing that happened to the Commodores since Lionel Richie left.
08:00That's fucking tough, man.
08:01I knew that was going to be it.
08:02I mean, everybody knew it was coming, but it still hurt.
08:04I saw that.
08:05It still hurt.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Everybody knows that.
08:07All right, guys, we'll be right back with more good sports.
08:09Let's go.
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09:36We're thrilled that our first guest is one of the greatest to ever do it, maybe even the goodest sport of all time.
09:43That's right.
09:43She won 23 Grand Slams.
09:46Wow.
09:47Four Olympic golds.
09:48She's built a business empire, raising two daughters, and just started a podcast with her sister, Venus.
09:55called Stockton Street.
09:57Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Serena Williams.
09:59Yes!
10:00What's up, Serena?
10:02Hey.
10:03How you doing?
10:04How you doing?
10:05You look good.
10:06Well, let's get down to it.
10:07You know, Serena, given your packed schedule, here's my question.
10:10Do people ever call you the Kevin Hart of tennis?
10:13That's a good question.
10:14I haven't been insulted like that yet.
10:16Oh, so.
10:17What is it?
10:18Cold-blooded.
10:18Hold on a second.
10:19Ain't this a bitch?
10:20That wasn't in my notes.
10:20That wasn't in his notes here.
10:22I didn't have that.
10:23Did you have that?
10:24Right off the top.
10:25Yeah, I didn't see that right there.
10:26Came in fast.
10:27No.
10:28I'm kidding.
10:29I'm kidding.
10:30I haven't been so lucky, I should say.
10:32Oh, okay.
10:34That's what I had.
10:35I'm sorry.
10:35It's late.
10:36That was a mistake.
10:38Good recovery.
10:39Yeah, because that's what was in my notes.
10:40You and Venus are doing so much right now.
10:42You're part owners of the Miami Dolphins.
10:44Maybe at this point, you guys should get, you know, a little more involved with the Miami
10:50Dolphins, right?
10:52Maybe make some decisions.
10:56They need some help.
10:57Maybe, you know.
10:58They need help is what he's saying.
10:59It's happening with the quarterback situation.
11:01I don't know.
11:02Maybe.
11:03They need a little help.
11:04Whatever.
11:04I'm just saying.
11:05Just something to throw out there.
11:06How do you...
11:06You guys, you know what?
11:08Let's...
11:08Hey, you got to call a spade a spade.
11:10That's all we can say.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Got it.
11:12You know, we love our players.
11:14We've actually, you know, we've been part owners of this team, minority owners, at least
11:1712 years.
11:18But I just want to say, Kevin, your watch.
11:22Hello.
11:23I mean, if you guys know, feel free to edit this out.
11:25But wow.
11:26Okay.
11:27Don't tell.
11:27That's luxury talk.
11:29I'm talking luxury talk, people.
11:31If you wait, just really quick.
11:32Is that the, like, blue syringe?
11:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:34Don't...
11:35All right.
11:38Okay.
11:38I just...
11:39Trying to get me fucking robbed?
11:41What are you doing?
11:42A lot of people in here.
11:44I knew that's the one from Stockton Street.
11:46Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:46Just got a live audience here.
11:48These people don't know nothing.
11:49Now they're looking at me.
11:49In, in, in, in, in, in.
11:51I've never heard a white man in the back say, yeah, it is.
11:54Yeah, yeah.
11:54Excuse me.
11:552009.
11:562009 is when we became owners in Stockton.
11:58It sure is.
11:59Yeah.
11:59I love your item.
12:00That's what I mentioned.
12:01I love your item.
12:02Now, speaking of the NFL, you were a great surprise in last year's Super Bowl halftime show.
12:07Let's take a look at that.
12:09Hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:12That's right.
12:14So tell us how that came about.
12:16So Kendrick reaches out to me and he's like, do you want to be in the Super Bowl?
12:20And I'm like, yeah, I mean, my team's not, I mean, sorry, I'm not going to be there any
12:26other way.
12:27And so I was like, yeah, of course.
12:28It's going to be a while.
12:28I'm going to do the halftime show with you.
12:30It was something I couldn't say no to.
12:32Yeah.
12:32And I wasn't.
12:33It was just really exciting.
12:34Unlike you and Kenan, though, I think the one thing that was different for me in that
12:38Super Bowl moment is I was there because my team was playing and I was, I was watching.
12:44Yep.
12:44I had a good time.
12:45I was hoping that you would go back down to the desk like that you did a few years
12:48ago.
12:49One of the greatest moments in court was that.
12:51Okay.
12:51That's called the past.
12:53Can we show that clip, please?
12:55Let's show that clip.
12:56Okay.
12:56No, we're not going to show that clip.
12:57We're going to edit this part out.
12:59That's what we're going to do.
12:59Show that clip.
12:59No, we're going to edit this part out.
13:01Okay.
13:01What is my favorite thing in the Super Bowl ever in life?
13:05Serena, enough.
13:07She's talking about when they didn't let me on the podium at the Eagles.
13:12There's this, because they had just won.
13:14Well, because I, they won.
13:15You've got to watch this, Kenan.
13:17Honestly, if you want to laugh, it is hilarious.
13:19Yeah, that's what I, had a little bit to drink and I tried to get up there and have a moment
13:22that I shouldn't have.
13:23Yeah.
13:24It happens.
13:24Yeah, we won.
13:25It happens.
13:25We won.
13:26I'm Kevin Hart.
13:29We won.
13:29I'm Kevin Hart.
13:30Honestly, I never laughed so hard.
13:33Oh, my gosh.
13:33That white man put his hand on my chest so fast.
13:37It was hard.
13:38I'm up here with y'all.
13:39No, it hurt.
13:39I'm from Philly.
13:40Hey!
13:41I'm from Philly.
13:42Yeah, I know.
13:43I know how you talk.
13:44He said a little bit more than that.
13:46Yeah, right.
13:46I hear you.
13:47It's so funny.
13:49Serena, look, I know this is highly controversial, but I have to ask anyway.
13:52Are you pro pickleball?
13:54Mm.
13:56What the fuck was that?
13:57What was that?
13:58Oh, my God.
14:00I'm a tennis player, you know?
14:02No doubt.
14:03And so I love paddle.
14:04So what are you saying?
14:05I love tennis, but only because I hurt myself playing pickle.
14:12And I'm used to playing with tennis rackets, and that pickleball racket is actually way heavier
14:16than a tennis racket.
14:17If you can imagine, it's way smaller.
14:19And so ever since I kind of hurt myself, I've been like, eh.
14:23But you do like paddle.
14:26I do.
14:27I love paddle.
14:28I think it's so fun.
14:30Well, you heard it here first, pickleball community.
14:32Serena Williams hates you.
14:34I mean, I don't know what's happening here, but whatever.
14:39It's breaking on this show.
14:40Breaking news.
14:41And I am a good pickleball player.
14:43So I just want to let you know.
14:44I wouldn't doubt that.
14:46I bet you can't play tennis or paddle, though.
14:48She's actually correct.
14:49I can't.
14:49I can't.
14:50I can't do either one of those.
14:52I can't do it.
14:54Maybe that's why I like the other two.
14:56She's absolutely correct.
14:57I can't do either one of the other ones.
14:58I want to play a game.
15:01We're going to name some athlete-led companies.
15:03And you're going to tell us if the companies are real or fake.
15:05Right?
15:06If you're correct, you'll hear this sound right here.
15:08Let me tell you the sound.
15:09Here you go.
15:09This is the sound you'll hear if you're right.
15:11Okay?
15:12Okay.
15:12If you're wrong, you're going to hear this sound.
15:16Okay.
15:17All right?
15:17You got that?
15:18You got it?
15:18Okay.
15:18Perfect.
15:19Okay.
15:19All right.
15:20Ready?
15:20The first one.
15:21Shaq's Restaurant.
15:22Big Chicken.
15:23Is it real or fake?
15:25Fake.
15:25Nah.
15:26Ooh.
15:27Uh-huh.
15:28You didn't get it.
15:32Uh-huh.
15:32You're incorrect.
15:35That's right.
15:35It's real.
15:36It's real.
15:37You didn't hear the sound of the bell?
15:38All right?
15:39I need some chicken.
15:40Now, the Minnesota Timberwolves, Anthony Edwards.
15:43Exterminator company is called Ant-Men.
15:46Real or fake?
15:48It's fake, right?
15:49All right.
15:50Exactly.
15:50Okay.
15:50All right.
15:51That's right.
15:51Yes, it is.
15:52Okay.
15:52Exactly.
15:53But if he ever does start a family business, he'll be all staffed up.
15:56I mean...
15:57That's right.
15:57He'll be staffed up because there's a lot of ants whenever you see them.
16:01Yes.
16:01Yes.
16:02All right.
16:02Okay.
16:03All right, Serena.
16:03Here we go.
16:05Maria Sharapova's candy line is called Sugar Polva.
16:09Real or fake?
16:10Real.
16:12All right.
16:12Very good.
16:13This is good.
16:14This is really good.
16:14And are you happy for her at all?
16:16I mean, y'all was kind of rival.
16:18She beat you twice and you only beat her 20 times.
16:20Oh.
16:22Yeah.
16:24Honestly, I love her.
16:25I really, really, really do.
16:26She's been on my mind.
16:27I've been meaning to reach out to her recently, but...
16:29But you have.
16:30I do.
16:30She's been great.
16:31You have yet to do so.
16:32Got it.
16:33No, I have.
16:34I have.
16:34We said, y'all...
16:35Hey, you're not proven to us.
16:37She's like person buddies.
16:38She's awesome.
16:39That's your relationship.
16:40That's your relationship.
16:41We fine.
16:41Me and Kenan, I call him.
16:43We talk.
16:44I reach out to him.
16:46About everything.
16:46Yeah, yeah.
16:47We talk a lot.
16:48We don't have a no grudge.
16:50We haven't talked since the Olympics.
16:52Yeah.
16:52It's all good, though.
16:54It's all good.
16:56It don't matter.
16:56Yeah.
16:57It's all good.
16:58All right, moving on.
16:59Puka Nokoa's Kahlua.
17:03What is it?
17:05Hold on.
17:06How about Puka Nokoa's Kahlua?
17:08Yeah.
17:09Yeah.
17:09Is that real or fake?
17:10I'm going to say that's fake.
17:13I don't know who that any...
17:14I don't know any of that stuff.
17:17So let's break it down.
17:18Puka Nokoa is a fantastic wide receiver for the Rams, correct?
17:23Yes.
17:23Yes.
17:24And Kahlua is a...
17:27What is it?
17:27It's a coffee...
17:28It's a coffee drink.
17:29Yeah.
17:30Is it mudslide?
17:31That's what they make mudslides with?
17:32Yep.
17:33Kahluas?
17:33Yep.
17:34So that's what Kahlua is.
17:35Is it...
17:36Oh, so it's real?
17:38Well...
17:39You know what I'm saying?
17:42This is ridiculous and unprofessional, man.
17:44What is unprofessional?
17:45I'm hitting two different bells.
17:48There's two different sounds.
17:49One for when it's right, one for when it's wrong.
17:52Yeah.
17:52It's an easy game to figure out.
17:54I explained it.
17:55That was fake.
17:55Is it a real thing, Keenan?
17:57Oh, it's fake.
17:58Yes.
17:58But you do need to check out Puka Nokoa's true crime podcast.
18:02I knew it was yours.
18:03Yeah.
18:04Yeah.
18:05Yep.
18:06Yep.
18:07Goes real deep into the...
18:08Really?
18:09Goes deep into the hillside strangler.
18:10I'm a bit of a...
18:11I'm a bit of an armchair detective.
18:14Yeah.
18:15This is hilarious.
18:16Yeah.
18:17This is good.
18:18Serena, listen, this was great.
18:20I want to thank you, honestly, so much for coming on.
18:23Before we go, this segment was sponsored by Joel Embiid's Calcium Chew, where he's...
18:30That's not real.
18:31That's...
18:31What do you mean?
18:33Because you should take him.
18:34You say he's not...
18:36It's not real because he should take him.
18:37You say it's...
18:38He hasn't been.
18:39You're right.
18:40It's done.
18:41I nailed it.
18:41Yeah, yeah.
18:42But he's drinking more milk.
18:43A roast.
18:44It's not a roast.
18:45It's a good sports show.
18:46We are well informed on what's happening in all things sports.
18:49We know stuff.
18:49That's right.
18:50That's right.
18:50And what we found out today is that you don't like Maria.
18:52Okay?
18:53Okay.
18:54I do.
18:55And if you want her on the show, I'm going to tell her to be on this great show.
18:59Aw, thank you.
19:00Thank you, Serena.
19:01Ladies and gentlemen, Serena Williams, a champion, a businesswoman, a killer game show contestant,
19:07by the way.
19:08Serena, all jokes aside, thank you for coming on.
19:10You know I love you.
19:11So much love for you.
19:12You truly are a great example for all that are watching.
19:18I'm back, idiots.
19:20It's me, Disregulated Dan.
19:22And I'm back with more deals.
19:23And we didn't forget about the kids.
19:25You can get this 30-foot Game Bill Wrigley Field beer snake.
19:29Hours of fun, followed by years of rehabilitation.
19:33And at $15.99, you don't have to take 12 steps to enjoy these savings.
19:37I can't feel my left arm.
19:39Hey.
19:41Yeah.
19:41You know, I swear to God, I'll have the money.
19:45Turn those losses into wins this Black Friday sale because at Disregulated Dan's, the prices
19:50are unreasonable.
19:54Now, because we're heading into one of the best weeks of NFL regular season, we invited
19:59that guy from the NFL Network, a man who isn't afraid to run the 40-yard dash in a suit
20:04in time.
20:04We're going to give you a seven-yard head start here.
20:08Look at that.
20:08You got a nice lead.
20:09Get after it.
20:10Out of the way.
20:10Yeah.
20:11Please welcome the great Rich Eisen.
20:13Come on now.
20:14Come on, Rich.
20:16What's up, guys?
20:17Before we get into it, I feel like there's things we should just address.
20:20Okay.
20:21You know, we heard early in your career that you did a little stand-up comedy.
20:24Yeah.
20:24Is that right?
20:24Is that true?
20:25It is true.
20:26Really?
20:26Yeah, I tried stand-up back in college.
20:28Huh.
20:28Yeah.
20:29Which is why I do sports for a living.
20:31Okay, good.
20:31Got it.
20:32So you made a choice.
20:32So you're not coming for our jobs.
20:34Oh, come for your jobs.
20:36Yeah, I thought that you were...
20:37It's interesting you bring that up since I did the stand-up in college.
20:41Yeah.
20:41And clearly didn't do that professionally.
20:44Right.
20:44Yeah, yeah.
20:44But you're now inviting me on the show doing exactly what I do for a living.
20:49Uh-huh.
20:49Yeah, yeah.
20:50And thinking that I'm coming for your job as opposed to the other way around.
20:55Now, how did you build Run Rich Run into the fundraiser that it is today?
20:59Well, I appreciate you mentioning that.
21:01At the 2005 Scouting Combine, I'm sitting next to Terrell Davis waiting to shoot something
21:07and just trying to stay awake.
21:08Can you curse on this show?
21:09Yeah, you do what you want.
21:10Okay.
21:10So I said to him, how fast do you think I can run the 40?
21:13He laughed at me.
21:14He says, you're shitting me.
21:15Whoa, hey, Rich.
21:16Watch your mouth.
21:16Whoa.
21:17I'm working blue now.
21:18Hey, whoa.
21:20Watch your language.
21:21Don't worry about it.
21:21Go, go, go.
21:22So long story short is I went down and ran a 40-yard dash in my suit and tie and shoes.
21:30I had no idea that the network crew was recording it.
21:32So they then showed it on live television.
21:34And then year after year after year, I kept doing it.
21:37So wait, you felt good about it when you did it?
21:40I felt terrible about it because I ran it in 6.7 seconds, which does not get you.
21:46That's not going to get you in the lead.
21:47That's moving for a white guy.
21:48Well, that's, hey, that's a blur.
21:53You know what I mean?
21:54Get out of here.
21:54Like the flash.
21:56About 10 years ago, we added a charitable component to it, St. Jude Children's Research
22:00Hospital.
22:00This past week in the NFL, it was my cause, my cleats week, where all the players wore
22:04cleats to honor their charitable works and what they were talking about in their community.
22:08Some really good cleats out there, yeah.
22:09And so these are the ones that they made up for me because, as you just saw, I am an
22:15athlete at my core.
22:17Yeah.
22:18And so I have these shoes and, you know, signed up for charity.
22:21We're auctioning it off.
22:22Can we get in on that?
22:23What are you doing?
22:24I have a Sharpie right here.
22:25Oh, man, let's get in on that.
22:26If you wouldn't mind, for St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
22:28It goes on the NFL auction site.
22:30Are we recording?
22:31This is really dope.
22:34I would tell you some of the best journalism or, you know, anything with personalities
22:40attached to it.
22:40That says Kevin Hart.
22:41That's K Hart, baby.
22:42That's authentic.
22:43That's what that is.
22:44Yeah.
22:4420, 25.
22:45It's a K and a Hart.
22:46Yeah.
22:46I put 20, 25 on there, too.
22:47So thank you, Kevin.
22:48I love this turning to this.
22:49And we've raised almost $8 million over the last year.
22:51Are you serious?
22:52Good for you.
22:53Good for you.
22:55That's what I'm talking about.
22:55And I appreciate you guys, again, making these shoes much more valuable than just my signature
22:59on it.
22:59Well, I'm not only going to sign up for that.
23:00Let's get in on it.
23:01Sign the shoe.
23:02I'm also going to donate to the cause as well.
23:03That's what I'm saying.
23:04All right.
23:04We'll take it.
23:05That's right.
23:05We're going to donate.
23:06Well, you didn't have to say, we'll take it like that.
23:08Like you guys are doing something else with the money.
23:10Like I was saying, I'm going to put the money in there.
23:13Understood.
23:13The way you said it made me want to halt.
23:15I understand.
23:15It was fast.
23:16I was going in with both fists right there.
23:17Yeah, you came in.
23:18I said, we'll take it.
23:19Hold on.
23:20Again, I see your watch, and I'm thinking, this is going to be great for the charity.
23:22Okay, well, I'm not putting up the watch.
23:24Is that a nice watch?
23:25No, that's nothing.
23:25I don't know nothing about it.
23:26No, man, just come on, man.
23:27You see this?
23:28This is real.
23:29All right.
23:30All this is real and raw.
23:31What does that mean?
23:31What are you saying about me?
23:33What are you saying about me?
23:34I don't know watches.
23:34That's all I'm saying.
23:35You got a chain.
23:36Look at your chain.
23:37I know.
23:37I got a good chain on.
23:38That's all right.
23:39But the watch has been commented on by two legends already.
23:42All right.
23:42That's enough.
23:43That's enough.
23:44I'm just saying.
23:44I'm not doing this right.
23:45We're talking about the kids at the hospital.
23:47Be comfortable with your riches.
23:51All right.
23:52Rich.
23:52Yes, sir.
23:53You're a Michigan guy.
23:54You got Michigan, Ohio State.
23:55How are you feeling about the game?
23:56I feel great about this game.
23:57We've won four in a row, Kevin.
23:59It's true.
23:59I remember you came on my show before the Super Bowl.
24:02But you talked about, you know, difference of being confident and cocky.
24:05Okay.
24:05I'm not cocky.
24:06I'm confident about this one.
24:08I'm feeling it.
24:09Four in a row.
24:10Last year, we won with a walk-on quarterback.
24:12We planted a flag.
24:13We started a brawl, basically.
24:14I am very, very excited for this game.
24:17We're playing with the proverbial house money.
24:20Rich, another thing.
24:21You know, I want to talk Thanksgiving.
24:22Yes.
24:22What are you looking forward to?
24:24Oh, man.
24:25All three games are awesome.
24:27And that's a rarity going in where you think every game is potentially not only big, but
24:33can actually deliver.
24:35I should mention, since, you know, we are in the house of Amazon right now, there's a big
24:39Bears-Eagles game on Black Friday.
24:41Are the Bears your biggest shock this season?
24:44Biggest shock is the season of the Colts.
24:47That they are 8-3.
24:48It's the Chicago Bears.
24:49Like, when do we ever talk about the Chicago Bears winning?
24:52Never.
24:53It has been a while.
24:54A long time.
24:55Yeah.
24:56I mean, they have been surprising that they have now gone on this win streak and are leading
24:59the NFC North.
25:00The regular season is the regular season.
25:02Those that show up in the playoffs show up every year.
25:04Right.
25:04It won't be a shock when they do, because that's where they belong.
25:08You will see the Baltimore Ravens do what the Baltimore Ravens do.
25:11They're going to make it to the playoffs.
25:13They're going to end up going deep.
25:14Then they'll lose.
25:15The Buffalo Bills are going to get to the playoffs, and they're going to have a lot of
25:18steam.
25:18Is this the year?
25:19Is he going to get it done?
25:20He won't.
25:21Philadelphia Eagles, although struggling offensively, we will go deep.
25:25Do we get to the Super Bowl?
25:26I can't confidently say that now.
25:28But, of course, because I'm a fan, I'm going to go there.
25:30But the names and the teams that you will expect to see will be there.
25:34Like the Bears and all these teams that have the Colts and all.
25:37No.
25:38Once the bigger games come, no.
25:40No shot.
25:40Bye-bye.
25:40What about the Denver's, the Seattle's?
25:42Bye-bye.
25:43What about the Rams?
25:44What about the Rams?
25:45Rams are, I think, our favorite to win the Super Bowl this year.
25:48Interesting.
25:48But it wouldn't be a shock.
25:49This is a good segue.
25:51But that's why we're here.
25:52That was juicy.
25:52I enjoyed that.
25:53But this is why he does what he does.
25:54Yeah, this is definitely why he does what he does.
25:56This is why you do what you do.
25:57That was right, Chess.
25:59You've been a broadcaster.
26:01You said you enjoyed it.
26:02I enjoyed it.
26:02You've been a broadcaster of over 20 years, right?
26:04Now, you said so many names.
26:05Okay?
26:06Tiger Woods, Coco Crisp, Dick Trickle.
26:09Coco Crisp.
26:09Well, you said a lot, right?
26:10Yeah, sure.
26:11So we're going to test your knowledge of names against our own.
26:15All right?
26:16Yes.
26:16This is a big thing right now that we're going to do.
26:18It's a little game that we call college football player or professional racehorse.
26:23Okay.
26:23All right.
26:24Are we all playing this?
26:25We're all playing.
26:26A name is going to appear on the screen.
26:28And we all have to decide if it's the name of a college football player or a racehorse.
26:34I'm so ready for this.
26:34Okay.
26:35You got that, right?
26:35I'm so ready for this.
26:36First up, General Booty.
26:38Ooh.
26:38Oh, I know this is a fact.
26:40That is definitely a college football player.
26:42All right.
26:43I was going to say a stripper in Magic City in the middle.
26:47I'm going to go racehorse.
26:49Racehorse.
26:49You're going racehorse?
26:50I'm going racehorse.
26:51I'm going player.
26:52Yeah, you should.
26:52Now, some of them horses got fat asses.
26:54I'm going racehorse.
26:56And he's a college football player.
26:58General Booty is a college football player.
27:00General Booty played quarterback for Oklahoma and Louisiana Monroe.
27:03Yeah, he did.
27:04And when he was a freshman, he was Sergeant Booty.
27:06And each year, he...
27:07Sergeant, and then he leveled up.
27:10One of the few times I expected to see a black player and it didn't have it.
27:13All right.
27:15Next name.
27:17Mobility.
27:17Oh, that sounds like a racehorse to me.
27:20Turns out it's another football player.
27:21Oh, my God.
27:23Come on, Mobility.
27:24Hey, this one's black.
27:25I thought this one was white.
27:26Come on, man.
27:27Shit.
27:27Your best ability is mobility.
27:29Yeah, Mobility plays a cornerback for Rice.
27:32Wow, Mobility.
27:33Mobility.
27:34Incredible.
27:34By the way, what if he doesn't have it?
27:37That's...
27:37Yeah, what if it's not good?
27:39What if his mobility later in life?
27:40What if his mobility is bad?
27:42When he gets older...
27:43When he's jammed up.
27:44Mobility.
27:45You making fun of me?
27:47Next, Cole Battle.
27:49Cole.
27:50Oh.
27:51That sounds like a football player as well, don't you think?
27:53By the way, if this is a horse, horrible name.
27:56I just want to say...
27:56Cole Battle.
27:57I will just...
27:58It's a racehorse.
27:59Is it?
27:59I told you.
28:00It's a racehorse.
28:00Yeah, I told you.
28:01He's currently ranked 35th in the world.
28:04Yeah, I knew it.
28:04So not doing great.
28:05Well, with a name like Cole Battle, you're not going to win that many races.
28:10Okay.
28:10Also, Cole look a little sick.
28:14Look a little sick, don't he?
28:16What'd you say?
28:18Like, what did...
28:19Can you tell if a horse is sick?
28:23Yeah.
28:23Just on its sight?
28:24The ears.
28:25Maybe it's the ears.
28:27I see what you see.
28:27All right, next.
28:29Tiger Shanks.
28:30Huh?
28:30Oh, my God.
28:31That's right.
28:31All right.
28:32That's a racehorse, man.
28:33Yeah?
28:33Tiger Shanks.
28:34Sure, I'll go racehorse.
28:36That's a football player.
28:37Jesus.
28:37Look at him.
28:38I would not have thought that's a Tiger Shanks.
28:40No, looks nothing like a tiger either.
28:41Like, doesn't...
28:42This guy doesn't look fast at all.
28:44Look at this guy.
28:44Jesus.
28:45I mean, he's running out of legs to put braces on.
28:47I mean, he's got on Forrest Gump's things.
28:49Jesus Christ.
28:49Oh, my God.
28:52Did you see his braces?
28:53I saw that.
28:54That guy...
28:54Show him the picture again?
28:56Yeah, they got to get this guy off the field.
28:58Wow.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:00Ladies and gentlemen, that was college football player or professional racehorse.
29:05Rich, listen, man.
29:06I want to thank you for coming on.
29:07We truly appreciate you, man.
29:09You bet.
29:09And I mean what I say.
29:10You get a donation from me, man.
29:11I appreciate that.
29:11Thank you, and thanks for having me on your inaugural show.
29:14I appreciate that.
29:14Oh, man.
29:15Anytime.
29:15Good luck to you.
29:15Rich, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back.
29:21This week in sports history, November 30, 1948.
29:25The Negro National League disbands one season after Jackie Robinson broke baseball's color barrier,
29:31marking the official end of racial discrimination in sports and society forever.
29:36Racism over.
29:38And that was This Week in Sports History.
29:44Thanksgiving can be tough, especially when our country is so divided.
29:47In my house, we don't even touch politics or religion unless we say it's great.
29:51Sports are so great because they bring everyone together.
29:53So, our staff has come up with some ironclad sports-based conversation starters that won't
29:58trigger anyone.
29:59This is Thanksgiving Conversation Starters.
30:03These are all some safe takes that will unite us.
30:06All right.
30:07Let's go.
30:07The reason the Chiefs are struggling this year, not enough Taylor Swift cutaways.
30:11Oh, it's true.
30:12No, they took them back.
30:14They killed the back a little bit.
30:15Chime in on that.
30:15They got to throw them back in there.
30:16Yeah, right.
30:17Just put a lot back in there.
30:18Yeah, I mean, it was working in the beginning.
30:21It's a good conversation.
30:21Everybody was mad, but it was working.
30:23I mean, I think it was good.
30:24The new MLB rules are making baseball way too fast.
30:28I can't even keep up.
30:31It's too fast.
30:32What's going on?
30:33It's too fast.
30:33I don't understand.
30:34I don't know what's happening no more.
30:35Right.
30:35The game has changed.
30:37Didn't he just throw the ball?
30:38Yeah, but what happened?
30:39He just threw it.
30:39Is that a bunt?
30:41Is that a bunt or not?
30:42What happened?
30:42Did he bunt it?
30:44Tell me.
30:44I'm asking.
30:46Babe Ruth was black.
30:53What's your problem?
30:55What's the problem?
30:55You got a problem with that?
30:56Babe Ruth was black.
30:58Babe was black.
30:58Google it.
30:59Google it.
30:59Go ahead.
31:00Right now.
31:01Google it right now.
31:02You know?
31:03I don't care.
31:03Prove me wrong.
31:05Bill Belichick's girlfriend is age appropriate.
31:10Prove me wrong.
31:14The NFL team that wins the coin toss in overtime should win the game.
31:18That's how I feel.
31:18Right.
31:19Who got it?
31:20Heads or tails?
31:21They got to win that.
31:22We actually need more commercials with Patrick Mahomes.
31:25Yeah.
31:26I want to see more.
31:27Right?
31:27I want to see more.
31:28What'd you say, Jake?
31:29Insurance for everybody.
31:31Oh, okay.
31:34Insurance for everybody.
31:36That's my Patrick Mahomes.
31:37That's good.
31:38That's really good.
31:39Everybody gets insurance.
31:42When it comes to Jordan versus LeBron, there's no debate.
31:46Tim Duncan is the GOAT.
31:48Ask anybody in L.A.
31:53This is a Clippers town.
31:57Clip town.
31:58If you think about it.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:02All right.
32:03All right, here we go.
32:07All right, ready?
32:08I mean, do you really think about it?
32:15I mean, do you think about it?
32:17Tanya Harding really just had the Mamba mentality.
32:24That's all it was.
32:26That's it.
32:26She just wanted to win.
32:27That's it.
32:28Just wanted to win.
32:28She just wanted to win.
32:30Nobody see it like that.
32:31Everybody see it the other way.
32:33Oh, man.
32:34If you have your own conversation starters, post them online and tag us.
32:38Hashtag stick to good sports.
32:41Thank you all so very much for watching our very first show.
32:45We want you to have a happy and safe Thanksgiving.
32:48We will see you next Tuesday.
32:49Good night and good sports.
32:51Nice.
32:52Nice.
32:54We did that.
32:54Until next time.
32:55Until next time, man.
32:56I mean, what a show, man.
32:58We did that.
32:59Thank you, man.
32:59It's going to get better than that.
33:04Kenan, Kevin, Kaylee Hartung from TNF on Prime.
33:07Oh, wow.
33:07What a great first show.
33:08I'd say you're 1-0.
33:09Great jokes.
33:10Appreciate it.
33:10Appreciate it.
33:11Kevin, how did it feel?
33:12Look, I got to be honest with you.
33:14It felt good.
33:15I felt light on my legs.
33:17You know, a lot of the jokes came fast.
33:20I didn't really have to force it too much.
33:22I felt like my partner, he did what he was supposed to do, right?
33:26Whatever I couldn't do, he was there to clean up the mess.
33:29What a day.
33:29What a day.
33:30Kenan, describe the chemistry between you two.
33:33It's a blessing.
33:34You know, just from day one, you know, it's always been, you know, a gift from God just
33:39to have, you know, a back and forth with my brother Kevin, like how we do, you know.
33:43No rehearsal needed.
33:44We just read it a whole bunch of times.
33:46That's it.
33:46I love it.
33:47Now, when you go back and watch the tape, are there any adjustments you're going to be looking
33:51to make week two?
33:53I think we're done here, man.
33:55Last question, guys.
33:57One more.
33:58Thanksgiving coming up.
33:59What are you both grateful for?
34:01I'll be honest with you, man.
34:02Not much.
34:05Like, I really just kind of thought about it.
34:10I really, yeah.
34:11Talk about it.
34:12Talk more about it.
34:13I kind of just peel the layers back and I'm just, I'm not that happy, man.
34:16I just think.
34:17Spoken like a coach on a sideline.
34:20Congrats on a great week one, guys.
34:23We'll see y'all next week.
34:26Wait, Kaylee, Kaylee.
34:28Kaylee Hartung, Sklarbrothers, good sports.
34:30Got to ask you, how did that post-show interview go?
34:32I've never done an interview about the interview, but I got to give glory to God.
34:35All the glory to God.
34:36God give the glory to God.
34:37I like that.
34:37I like that.
34:38Now, I got one last question.
34:39I have to ask this.
34:41Can you validate our parking?
34:42Absolutely not.
34:44Kaylee Hartung.
34:45Kaylee Hartung, that's good sports, everybody.
34:47I'm not paying for that.
34:48I'm not paying for that parking.
34:49All right, let's go.
34:49Happy Thanksgiving.
34:50Happy Thanksgiving.
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