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00:00I love you.
00:30Look at those rapids.
00:42It truly is a man-eating river.
00:47Now let us go together, Sensei.
00:54Right.
01:00Dearest Sachan.
01:08Yes.
01:11With this, we'll be together forever.
01:19Oh, dear.
01:30Oh, dear.
01:38Oh, dear.
01:41Oh, dear.
02:21Hmm, interesting.
02:33This must be the world we come to after we depart our own.
02:38One can't help but notice it has a decidedly western aesthetic.
02:43This is not the world after death.
02:48Welcome, adventurer.
02:51I beg your pardon? Who are you?
02:57The one charged with guiding all those who alight upon our realm.
03:01My name is Annette.
03:09Come, adventurer. Behold.
03:12You will see that you've been summoned to a new world unlike your own.
03:17You are one among the rare few to be chosen and transported.
03:20To this land shrouded in a growing darkness, Zauberberg.
03:29One of those destined to bring light to our world.
03:45Chosen and transported. A new world.
03:48Yes.
03:49Which is to say, rather than going to my final rest with my beloved, I've been torn from the embrace of death and brought to this place.
03:59I'm glad you've grasped your situation.
04:06So my shameful existence carries on.
04:09Now, heed my words, adventurer.
04:17You have been given a mission.
04:20That is...
04:21The purifying light!
04:35Detoxify!
04:36Detoxify!
04:41Hmm?
04:44Listen.
04:45I'm sure you think you're being helpful.
04:48You're not.
04:50Please stop that.
04:51What exactly do you think you're doing?
04:53Back on your feet, adventurer!
04:56You were summoned to this world to save it, and you shall carry out your mission according to the dictates of fate.
05:03Mission?
05:04I acknowledge no mission.
05:07There's nothing left for me now but to find a place to die.
05:12Stop eating those things!
05:13Why would you do something so absurd when you have yet to fulfill the purpose granted to you when you were chosen by this world?
05:21Chosen, you say?
05:25And did I ask to be chosen by this world?
05:28Huh?
05:29But as death loomed over you, were you not visited by a truck?
05:33What was that?
05:36Ah.
05:38Yes, there was a truck.
05:41Then there can be no mistake.
05:42You have been delivered unto our realm.
05:45The Otherworld Selection Truck does not air.
05:48Out of the countless souls trudging through their joyless lives in your old world,
05:52the truck you encountered will spirit but a lucky few to our world for a second chance at a fulfilling existence.
05:58It is the delivery vehicle for our world transfer service.
06:01If the Otherworld Selection Truck found its way to you,
06:04it could only mean that you led a life of profound unhappiness.
06:07But now you've been whisked away from the sorrows of your life before
06:11to a new realm and granted a noble purpose.
06:14This is cause to rejoice.
06:20I'm afraid your truck did air.
06:22It didn't deliver me from unhappiness.
06:30It denied me the singular joy of plunging headfirst into the hereafter,
06:34hand in hand with the woman I love.
06:36What?
06:40What gives you the right to decide for a stranger that they're unhappy?
06:44The presumptuousness of you beggar's belief.
06:48I can hardly believe my ears.
06:51He was so unhappy in his old life that he chose to end it by his own hand.
06:55How is he not grateful?
06:56But it matters not.
07:01Whatever this human says now,
07:03once he knows what he's capable of in his new life,
07:05he'll be overjoyed.
07:07For every human the truck delivers to this world,
07:10without exception,
07:11is endowed with the ability to wield superhuman powers.
07:17Wait, by the gods!
07:19He's on 1 HP!
07:20His status screen is red!
07:22And how is he still poisoned?
07:23Is he just perpetually a death's door?
07:25No, impossible.
07:28Nobody could be this weak.
07:30There must be an explanation.
07:33Surely he has some kind of special skill.
07:36Perhaps an exceptional hidden ability.
07:40He has nothing!
07:41But that's absurd!
07:42It simply can't be!
07:46He really is frail.
07:48I've never seen another world or this weak.
07:55Well, I should be on my way.
07:58Yeah.
08:05Wait!
08:08Please, sir, forgive me for speaking out in haste.
08:11It would seem that you were right.
08:13Indeed, you could only have been transported to Zalberberg in error.
08:17I can see no other explanation.
08:19You could hardly build a life in this world when even mere survival is beyond your strength!
08:24Exactly so.
08:37A summary of my existence.
08:43As I thought, whatever world I might be in, some part of my nature ensures that I'll be branded a failure.
08:49I am truly sorry.
08:55Our world has made a terrible mistake.
08:58But please, I implore you, take sanctuary here!
09:02You're in no shape to face this world's perils.
09:05The monsters are sure to kill you the moment you set foot outside.
09:09Thanks for your concern.
09:11But there's no need for you to worry about me.
09:13As I said, there's nothing left for me now but to find a place to die.
09:22This man...
09:25He's different from the rest.
09:32There was a time when my role as a guide to other worlders was a source of pride.
09:41Where am I?
09:42Well, mad adventurer, I've been waiting for you.
09:45Welcome to the world of Zalberberg.
09:48I would rush to greet each one with a pure joy throbbing in my bosom.
09:54And yet...
09:56Honestly, from corporate drone to hero, huh?
09:59Pretentious!
10:00Just one more dead-end gig.
10:01I beg you to reconsider, oh hero!
10:05In time.
10:06Oh hey, I pulled out the legendary sword, and it wasn't even that hard.
10:10Well, that's never happened, hero!
10:13Amazing hero!
10:14I never would have known!
10:15You're so good at this, hero!
10:17Now I get it, hero!
10:20I spoke from an empty heart, doomed to heap hollow praise upon hero after unworthy hero.
10:28Or so I thought.
10:29Wait!
10:34At the very least, you must take up a profession before you go!
10:41A profession?
10:49A writer is all I am fit to be.
10:52Nothing more, and nothing less.
10:58I bid you farewell, young lady with the beautifully shaped ears.
11:07At last, I understand.
11:10The man I've been waiting so long to meet, has finally arrived.
11:24Another world.
11:49I can't guess what these say, but I think it's safe to assume that neither of them will point
11:55me to a cafe.
11:59Landmark.
12:00Great Plains of Ariston has been discovered.
12:03Hmm?
12:04Five experience points gained.
12:07Whoever's voice that is, I would request that you refrain from speaking directly into my mind.
12:13The last thing I need now is a micraine.
12:16Adventure has advanced to level two.
12:19Come, sweet death.
12:32No!
12:33What?
12:33Oh!
12:38You're an adventurer, right?
12:40Sorry to bother you, but do you think you can help me?
12:43Please hurry, if I don't get raised, then the tree is going to kill me!
12:46No!
12:47That's two people I've met today with extremely distinctive ears.
12:57But putting that aside, women certainly are beautiful in the throes of death.
13:03Hey, help me!
13:05Pardon me, but would you take offense if I wrote a novel based on you?
13:08Huh?
13:08What the heck are you saying?
13:10Just hurry up and save me already!
13:13Hmm?
13:15You don't want to die, then?
13:17Right.
13:18One moment.
13:18I can't reach.
13:28Um, try a sword or a spell or something?
13:31Now I can't breathe.
13:39Oh, come on, man!
13:40How can an adventurer be this useless?
13:42Well, it's been a pleasure.
13:45Though it seems like our acquaintance is bound to be a brief one.
13:48And whose fault is that?
13:50All death trees have the suction skill.
13:54They drain the life force from whatever they catch.
13:59Which means a few minutes from now, we're both going to be plant food.
14:05Then at least the day will end well.
14:07Who is that ending well?
14:09Be honest with yourself.
14:11Does death not excite you?
14:12Are you kidding me?
14:15I can feel the life force draining out of me.
14:23This is goodbye.
14:25Wait!
14:26Don't give up, adventurer!
14:30For real?
14:32Hey, say something!
14:33Go on!
14:34I never could have imagined this would be how I'd die.
14:44Confused and disappointed.
14:54What?
14:55What?
15:00What just happened?
15:04Once again, I've been torn from death's embrace.
15:07Adventurer's poison inflicted 300 damage.
15:11Death tree has been defeated.
15:13What is this?
15:15Did he trick it into killing itself?
15:17By absorbing his poison instead of his life force?
15:21Adventurer has advanced to level 3.
15:24But how?
15:25Has he been injecting himself with poison?
15:28What is up with you?
15:30You were pretending to be weak, but you're actually pretty strong.
15:34It's always like this.
15:45I wish for death.
15:47Pursue it.
15:48And it eludes me without fail.
15:50Five times I've tried to escape this life.
16:01And not once have I been able to break free.
16:07That's pretty heavy.
16:09Well, I don't know what's got you so depressed.
16:11But for what it's worth, I'm glad to be alive.
16:15So like, you know.
16:23Hey!
16:24Why don't you come stay at my place for a while?
16:27I owe you my life after all.
16:28It's the least I could do.
16:30And by the way, what's your name, stranger?
16:35Most people call me Sensei.
16:38Sensei it is then!
16:39Let's go!
16:46Satchan!
16:49Now let us go together, Sensei.
16:52Satchan, were you brought to this world as well?
17:01Wait, where did that come from?
17:03I know I haven't told you my name, but it isn't Satchan.
17:06Now listen, because I don't like repeating myself.
17:08My name is...
17:09Oh, Satchan.
17:13Did I not just tell you to listen?
17:15Hey, hold on.
17:16Where do you think you're going?
17:18Now, as I was saying, my name is...
17:20Satchan.
17:21Satchan, run!
17:28I found my reason to carry on living in this whimsical world in which I find myself.
17:43Wherever you are, I swear I will find you.
17:51And together...
17:54We will end our lives.
17:57Satchan's
18:08It ain't modern life in which I will be able to share with you.
18:10And I'll see you next time.
19:10Hear me, O gods of Zalberberg.
19:35I beseech you, grant that adventurer your protection.
19:38And someday, grant me my wish, and let us meet once again.
19:52Adventurer?
19:53Hey there.
19:57By the gods, you've returned already!
19:59Hey Sensei, what do you bring us out here for?
20:06And how soon can we leave?
20:09Who is this strange woman with him?
20:12As it happens, there's something I would like to ask you.
20:16Huh?
20:16Uh, yes, please do.
20:21Could you help me find somebody who may have been brought here with me?
20:24A woman by the name of Satchan.
20:27And there's another woman!
20:29I don't even know where to begin.
20:37Hey, cheer up, Sensei.
20:38It's gonna be fine.
20:40Don't worry.
20:41She's gotta be out there somewhere.
20:43Such large, fluffy clouds.
20:45We've still got a ways to go to my place.
20:48The Castletown have brought this close by, so why don't we make a stop there?
20:52Here, this way!
20:53To take a man's hand so casually and in plain sight!
20:58Why, have you no sense of shame at all?
21:01You've gotta break my rest about it!
21:03Why didn't you even come with us anyway, huh?
21:05Well, because I...
21:09I see.
21:13Cause you fell hard for Sensei as soon as you met him, didn't you?
21:17What?
21:18I assure you my motives are not so impure!
21:20As a woman of the cloth, it is my sacred duty to shepherd this otherworlder through the ferals of these lands!
21:26Whoa!
21:27I didn't know Sensei was an otherworlder!
21:29Aw, man!
21:30So that's why he's so strong!
21:32Strong?
21:33I have to accompany this man, lest his frail constitution fold under a light breeze!
21:38Why are you lying?
21:39You do no crap, lady!
21:41I'm with him cause he killed a death tree with a single attack and saved my life!
21:44So don't try and tell me he isn't strong!
21:46UGH!
21:48Saved...
21:49Your life...
21:50The bond between you is already that close!
21:55My you filthy little feline floozy!
21:58I hope you're not always like this.
22:01UGH!
22:02UGH!
22:03Well, this is certainly a delightful coincidence.
22:06I've been feeling rather lightheaded since I first arrived in your world.
22:10I think a nap would do me some good.
22:12Kindly wake me up once we're in town.
22:17It's every bit as comfortable as I'd imagined.
22:19Are you actually gonna be able to sleep in there?
22:21Thank you, Annette.
22:23And you, Tama.
22:25Good night.
22:25Who the hell is Tama?
22:27I've been trying to tell you!
22:28My penis!
22:29UGH!
22:30UGH!
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22:31He asked for my name as soon as we met and he remembered it.
22:37UGH!
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22:39Now let's be off!
22:46Sure thing, Miss Woman of the Cloth.
22:48Oh yeah, so care.
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