How Would Dave React?

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Dave used to react to unenthusiastic contest winners and compare him to Al Roker's reaction to a winner at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

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00:00um this is you know for years we don't do you know giveaways on the show anymore like we used

00:14to we used to give away the stupidest things we used to give away sausages cds roses cds remember

00:20we gave away c one single cd yeah one cd oh yeah yes we would give away cd you just got the cd

00:27the latest from jane's addiction and you have to drive down to the station and pick up your one cd

00:33what's your info terrible uh but sometimes we'd give away big things you know like front row seats

00:41at a sold out concert or yeah thousands of dollars sometimes oh yeah um remember those days remember

00:46those days and then sometimes people would win this huge prize and be just blase about the whole

00:55thing you know what and dave would handle it like a true champion yeah like a true bothered him

01:02business professional lisa you know deep down i just i was meant to be a game show host well so i want the

01:09excitement i want the pump up i want the yeah the problem is that we would end up talking about

01:18like some free sausage that you could win for like a month and a half right there'd be like a month and

01:23a half of dave like make sure you enter the win your chance of winning free sausages and so i think

01:29he said it so many times sometimes that it it the anticipation of himself grew right and then someone

01:38dave would be like you just won sausages and they'd be like cool that's cool thanks but even on the big

01:46prizes it wasn't um exciting i did almost take it away from someone no i know remember that yeah

01:54pretty nasty with people i always felt embarrassed you cannot do this you can't take it legally i could

02:02probably do it if i wanted to but um i just i felt that when um i didn't watch any of the macy's

02:09thanksgiving day parade no i know chuck doesn't miss it every year oh yeah well oh the macy's you

02:16said oh macy's yes i thought you said racy al roker was giving a kid a golden ticket okay which

02:24included like front row seats for the radio city christmas show and that girl oh yeah wasn't that

02:32excited what'd you mean well guess what we've got a very special something for you you've got a

02:39golden ticket what's that mean you get to see them still can bring your city music oh my gosh are you

02:44excited i did that yesterday you did it yesterday oh my god you get to see him again

02:50oh no what a fail little bitch hey okay but did you see what a white watch that little girl i was

02:58gonna say did you see it professional yeah you know they're fine he was like oh you get to see

03:02it again then not you little bitch yeah and slap her that's why you're not you know on the today

03:08show and that's it that's why you're here parade and doing the game shows you're stuck with us

03:14forever yep stuck with us for until they take the wheels off

03:19you know okay it's like i don't understand where it went wrong stupid little bitch

03:28okay well we're gonna look for somebody else now we can find them anybody nobody thought to ask

03:39the little bitch you're sorry god damn it i'm trying to be professional here i think i've seen the

03:47guy that's most like dave and he was like eff it do it live oh that's pretty bad how dare you

03:56pretty close oh my god pretty close to how it would go imagine that they're like

04:03dave uh you're gonna play this one out and a new song from uh you know whatever band

04:08hey little girl who am i catching you excited i did that yesterday well shut up bitch oh my god

04:20you get to see him again yay happy birthday sweetheart say hi to huda and savannah hello

04:29hello hello that's a professional right there i saw her yesterday

04:33he laughed it off no big deal take the cash you know take the cash price it's okay give me that

04:42golden ticket back you ungrateful bitch i know where's your mom where's your mom hey mom come

04:48on over here just the reaction little bit stupid bitch where's your dad oh he's over there too come

04:55on over here sir you stupid bitch bam he slaps the mom the dad okay relax i'm not slapping anyone

05:04set of stairs well we're still looking aren't we oh no i remember like i remember you know with the

05:14stuff with the contest there's a million rules you can't like say the wrong thing you can't do the

05:19wrong thing and i remember dave like now you don't win i'm like dave yeah literally that literally

05:26was no like that is a hundred that person wins they suck they suck they suck so bad they suck and

05:33they're probably like the people that they made the documentary about you know right i'm just trying

05:40to do the right thing i want to give it to people that actually want it there are some people that

05:44they don't even care that they what they win they just make sure that they win every single day

05:48they're eligible to win like there are people called prize pigs yeah well that's yeah and there's

05:55a documentary about them i actually know i know one in my life oh and um jesus it's uh it's just a

06:03it's a weird it's a weird like for radio mm-hmm yeah because they you generally depending on the size

06:10of the prize it's 30 days between prizes if it's a big prize then it can be up to six months but before

06:15you can win again but i'm literally the day that they can qualify they mark it down

06:20you

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