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Clash of the Comics - Season 1 Episode 4

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00:00I'm coming in.
00:06Please welcome the 0.0001%ers Max Fosch and Spike Trivet.
00:13Do not have arguments. Let things simmer and build.
00:16It's a resentment over time.
00:18Don't kick your baby into the audience.
00:30Max employs Spike. The family does for many, many years.
00:34And they've brought the butler into the ring with them as well.
00:37This social class of people will not go without their servants.
00:42Waist-coated Max Fosch, the dosh.
00:44OK, here we go.
00:46He's sending his wrestler into the ring first.
00:49And then what's the butler doing? He's walking around.
00:52Max the dosh Fosch, walking around in a three-piece suit
00:55with all the arrogance of his ancestors colonising my ancestors.
01:00Very brave for Max the dosh Fosch to pick on Simon.
01:06Yeah, OK, so they're sort of giving some smack talk there.
01:10Some pushing.
01:11Oh, he's saying he's got some...
01:13Oh, no, the influencers are back in.
01:15Oh, the ring-fluencers have come back in.
01:17Surely the referee's not going to allow this.
01:19Well, he's a very weak man, the referee.
01:21He looks scared of a meme.
01:22The referee looks very flustered.
01:24The ring-fluencers are now going to write
01:27Oh, this isn't... This isn't OK.
01:29This isn't OK.
01:30This isn't OK.
01:31They're now slapping his head like it's a warm egg.
01:35Max Fosch giving it the full clive of India there
01:37as he waves to the crowd.
01:40Oh, keys straight into the top buckle.
01:44This is horrible.
01:45This is horrible.
01:46This is horrible to watch.
01:47Something...
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:50Things having gone very astray at a wedding.
01:55Max the dosh Fosch.
01:56Oh!
01:57Oh!
01:58Oh!
01:59Wow.
02:00The dosh doing the old climb on the butler's back.
02:02Oh!
02:03Yeah, using the butler's back for leverage there.
02:06Oh!
02:07Devious move.
02:08Abby's done some nasty moves there as well.
02:10Gymnastics, which is usually nice.
02:12And then she's like slapping and stamping on him.
02:14Jumping on the butler's back is...
02:16Oh!
02:17Oh!
02:18Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:20Oh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Oh!
02:23Oh!
02:24Oh!
02:25Oh!
02:26Oh!
02:27Oh!
02:28Oh!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh!
02:31Oh!
02:32Oh!
02:33Oh!
02:34Oh!
02:35Oh!
02:36Oh!
02:37Oh!
02:38All right now.
02:39Referee seems to have lost control of this match completely.
02:41The referee looks like a substitute teacher.
02:42I don't mind saying that.
02:43The referee looks like he's about a minute and away from wheeling in a big television.
02:46Keyworth needs to get their energy back.
02:50Sarah Keyworth...
02:51I think they can tie him to the round.
02:53Abby Clark, Abby Clark choking out Simon Miller on the turnbuckle here.
02:56Abby Clark playing a bizarre tribute to the character Xenia Olin top from eles.
03:00Boom!
03:03Max Fosch giving it the full aristocratic flick of the wrist.
03:10What's Max up to here with Keyworth?
03:14A fisherman suplex on Sarah Keyworth and a pin. One, two, it's broken up by Simon.
03:23Great action there. Punch to the sternum.
03:27You've got to imagine the anti-pursuit is working double time under Fosch's pit.
03:31Sarah's fallen off.
03:34You want to? Please help him.
03:37Fosch is going.
03:39Fosch going again for another one of the suplexes.
03:43It's countered by Miller.
03:46Now they're going to have to go double up on him.
03:50He's using the hired help to do a double suplex.
03:53They can't quite nail it.
03:58Max Fosch shouting, get in here you povos.
04:05Wonder Raj dealing with Mahatma Gandhi.
04:08Great counter from Simon Miller.
04:13Double suplex.
04:16Simon is cleaning house.
04:20The villains are taking a pounding over here.
04:23Fantastic running power slam.
04:25And that's why you do what Simon says.
04:27And Max Fosch is on his own, on his knees.
04:30Uh-oh.
04:31Trying to find somebody to engage in bribery.
04:33Get him! Get the posh twat.
04:36Fosch attempting to engage in bribery.
04:38Simon Miller's not having any of it.
04:40Come on!
04:41The Lord can't help you now, Fosch.
04:43Oh my God.
04:44I'm going to enjoy watching this.
04:47We're on the verge of a wrestling friend's revelry.
04:50What a top rope take down.
04:55The crowd goes wild.
04:59Deservedly so.
05:01He's been kicked in the balls about a hundred times.
05:04He's next to be very wobbly.
05:06I don't mean to speak ill of the rich, but Fosch's Wesker is a nice.
05:10Oh!
05:11Oh!
05:12Oh!
05:13Right in the cummerbund holder.
05:16I have a coots card, I promise!
05:19Fosch reminding me that he bangs with coots.
05:24A lot of chest slapping going on.
05:31The old single hand titslap and then the double high kick.
05:35Oh!
05:40But again, not really doing anything about it.
05:42This...
05:43I'm a huge fan of this referee's complete regard for his job.
05:49Massive boos from the crowd here at the Apollo.
05:54Oh!
05:55Oh!
05:56He's just on a fun somersault.
05:58Oh!
05:59And now he's keeping everyone on the fingers.
06:01Who do you think he is, Nish Kumar?
06:03I love the little...the elegance.
06:05Oh!
06:06I love the elegance and the obscenity.
06:08I don't even understand a match now.
06:10Is it bad news against baddies?
06:12Everybody against everybody.
06:14Okay.
06:15It's a bit like the...
06:16Oh!
06:17Oh!
06:18Oh!
06:19Oh!
06:20The Nelson on the ropes!
06:21He's got a rush to freak out!
06:22Fosch takes it!
06:23Fosch takes it!
06:24Fosch takes it!
06:25But the feeber on the ropes...
06:26Please Visit Dubai have been eliminated!
06:29We say goodbye to Please Visit Dubai.
06:32Oh
06:40Fuck still really with Friday's reverse gooch slam
06:51Whatever that move was it was borderline German
06:55Oh
07:00That was Bobby to the face god, it's like the Mitchell brothers about a falling out
07:06Time for another team
07:08So the ring fluences are out
07:13Which means a big strong boys
07:18The team of cyclonic a and
07:20Anya Slammy and Magliano a.k.a Slam Klonika
07:27Cyclonic a mysterious high-flying pro wrestler
07:31Get ready for acrobatics
07:33If they ever get to the ring
07:39I've got a really good feeling
07:50Oh
07:59Goodness me
08:01They've got energy these men are very very tired
08:05Real pent-up anger on men as only a woman in comedy can
08:09It's like frowned upon now
08:11It's like frowned upon now
08:12It's like frowned upon now
08:15Max Bosch looking very tired, but he's reversed it
08:17Oh, oh
08:19But the switcheroo's been switcheroo
08:21Oh my god, that was winning
08:23A double
08:25That was a double switcheroo
08:27That was a double switcheroo
08:28Rip his arms up
08:29Come on the villains
08:31The crowd
08:32The crowd really behind Slam Klonika
08:34Oh
08:35He's got to come up for yourself
08:37Oh
08:39Here we go
08:40What's happening now?
08:41We've got another team now
08:42Okay
08:45Oh, I think it might be one of your guys' niche
08:59It's definitely changing energy
09:03Yeah
09:04Oh my goodness
09:05It's Cara Noir and Big Demo
09:08Entering the ring now
09:10It is silent and deadly
09:11Two of the most feared professional wrestlers on the planet
09:14Cara Noir
09:16And the beast of Belfast
09:18Big Demo
09:19The team of silent and deadly
09:22Gently
09:25I don't think Max Bosch has chances with these two
09:31They haven't come here to muck around
09:32No
09:33They've talked tactics
09:35They're incredibly serious
09:39They haven't come here to have fun
09:41They've come here to absolutely murder people
09:43Oh my goodness
09:44Oh my goodness
09:45Oh my goodness
09:46Oh, we begin something out of the ring
09:48Brutal
09:49Big Demo with a power slam outside the room
09:52They are not missing a round
09:54Goodness me
09:55Big Demo and I go to the same waxer
09:57On top of each other
10:02Not nice
10:03A little sandwich
10:04Ooh
10:05Yeah
10:06Get in
10:07I say this for Big Demo
10:11He is not wearing a jumper
10:13Oh boy
10:16Big Demo
10:17A man from Belfast
10:18Finally taking out
10:19Years of pent up aggression
10:20Against the British aristocracy
10:21This brother is about to go full kneecap up in here
10:29Oh, Max Bosch
10:33Send in the helping
10:34Okay
10:38We don't fancy Max Bosch's chances here
10:40Trying to get inside out of this one
10:42Can he make a deal?
10:43J-O-S-J-O-S
10:46Fosari he is
10:47Oh
10:48And is absolutely annihilated
10:49One
10:50That's been two
10:51Three
10:52And the plushes out
10:53And the plushes out
10:54It's as simple as that
10:55Big Demo just barely breathe on the
10:56Big Demo just barely breathed on it
10:575.4%
10:581%
10:59Have been eliminated
11:03Coming up
11:04Two teams down
11:05Three clinging to the ropes
11:07And four yet to enter the ring
11:09the ring. It looks like they turned up for what they think is a double date. The tag
11:13team tornadoes just heating up.
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